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00:00:38.180 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.

00:00:42.080 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

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00:00:49.560 Back then, I lied to everybody.

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00:01:34.560 The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be.

00:01:38.580 So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

00:01:42.260 I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to.

00:01:44.960 I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success.

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00:02:35.440 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:36.880 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:38.000 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:02:42.720 Two untamable intellects.

00:02:44.520 This is our hobby. 0.97

00:02:45.360 This is our hell.

00:02:46.220 This is our naked desire for free products.

00:02:48.500 This is POOG.

00:02:49.920 Today's topic, loosely speaking.

00:02:51.360 The mezzanine, the flax meal, anything less than life changed.

00:02:58.800 We're in.

00:02:59.940 We're in.

00:03:00.940 Going on do not disturb.

00:03:03.400 There we go.

00:03:04.820 Flip it.

00:03:05.840 Flip it.

00:03:07.080 I'm realizing I should have Chris send up my coffee. 0.96

00:03:11.620 We're just fucking water, right?

00:03:13.880 Have you ever heard of that concept? 0.97

00:03:16.260 Water in the morning?

00:03:17.260 Yeah.

00:03:17.540 I hate it.

00:03:18.140 It feels really like good morning. 0.92

00:03:20.680 It is morning poob.

00:03:22.160 It's actually Saturday morning poob.

00:03:24.720 And I, it's officially June. 0.51

00:03:28.200 And last night I had the experience,

00:03:30.820 which I hadn't had in a long time,

00:03:32.400 which is I got into my bed.

00:03:34.440 The point is I was eaten alive by a bug last night.

00:03:37.180 Not eaten alive, but I'm talking about one, two, three, four, five.

00:03:41.420 No.

00:03:41.640 Yeah, five bug bites.

00:03:43.080 Mosquito?

00:03:43.860 Well, here's what's so eerie.

00:03:45.140 So I got into bed and I was like,

00:03:47.440 you know what I'm going to do?

00:03:48.140 not look at my phone, not watch a show. I'm going to just close my eyes and be with God.

00:03:52.840 And I'm drifting off and then bam, I start itching and I feel a huge welt on my arm. And I'm like,

00:03:58.360 what? It must be a mosquito bite. Drifting, drifting. Wait, what? I start to itch my side.

00:04:03.720 I feel a welt. I get up, turn the lights on, whip the sheets back. I'm looking, looking, nothing.

00:04:09.340 And I'm hovering in that room being like, do I hear a mosquito? Nothing, nothing in sight.

00:04:13.440 all the left side of my body two on the leg left side two on like my ass my lower back 1.00

00:04:19.460 what the fuck this is the end of the story yeah no i'm not questioning the narrative content no i 0.99

00:04:26.200 kept i kept and it you know kept waking me up in the night because i was just like i'm being alive 0.98

00:04:32.020 something what is it it's not eerie though what could it be is it a spider in my bed i mean is

00:04:37.600 anything more? I mean, I think, were you outside? No. At dinner? No, no, no, no. No. You weren't

00:04:43.520 at dinner because you're always at dinner? I wasn't at dinner last night. Okay. And there

00:04:48.560 was no mosquito in the room? I mean, I didn't hear anything. And are they mosquito bites?

00:04:52.520 Like a classic mosquito bite vibe? Yeah. Like you can't that. I can't see, but. But yes,

00:05:00.360 classic mosquito. So summer is here. There's almost something. You got bitten and maybe you

00:05:04.300 just noticed you'll never know and I have more exciting material than that um when is this coming

00:05:13.280 out Tuesday yeah all right so last chance for the people to join me in New York City oh my god so 0.98

00:05:19.060 Tuesday so your wedding's on Tuesday and Wednesday we're here Thursday and Friday the bride oh shit 0.94

00:05:24.760 yeah you know and I've let go yeah no it's not true it's not true I've 0.84

00:05:29.080 well you know all of the i was strolling through blooming deals yesterday hunting for shapewear

00:05:37.880 how was it let me guess deserted empty the ones at the mall which blooming deals are a little

00:05:43.100 better um century city okay there's a little bit of mall energy at these that continues but i have

00:05:51.260 it's this thing that before anything significant it's like i end up in a mall or a shoe store it's

00:05:57.980 what I do. I'm nervous and I go, I need a new bra or I don't have a bra. It becomes this obsession

00:06:04.940 with preparing the body in these ways. A lot of times it comes down to shapewear, literally

00:06:10.340 suiting my skin up. I will be protected. If my clothes are ripped from me in the middle of

00:06:18.040 something, I'll still be wearing a bathing suit underneath. I don't know. But it's almost this

00:06:25.680 idea of it becomes this

00:06:27.540 like reckoning with like the fact that I don't

00:06:29.720 have one decent bra.

00:06:31.720 You know what I mean? Yeah.

00:06:33.580 And I don't know. It's like

00:06:35.680 I'm going to end up at this place in the Upper West Side

00:06:37.680 I bet like in a panic like

00:06:39.660 the day before this place in New York

00:06:41.740 like a pilgrimage. It's called

00:06:43.140 a town shop

00:06:45.720 or something. It's like this like

00:06:47.060 Upper West Side bra

00:06:49.540 store. You know what I mean?

00:06:51.200 Where they like insist

00:06:53.540 on measuring you. They like insist on

00:06:55.680 Putting the bra on you. 1.00

00:06:57.120 Right, right. 1.00

00:06:58.220 Loading your tits in. 1.00

00:06:59.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:59.940 And they put the bra on you in a way where you're just like, oh my God, is that what

00:07:04.020 we were supposed to be doing this whole time?

00:07:06.280 I once had an experience like that.

00:07:08.360 Was it good?

00:07:10.320 I got a really expensive bra.

00:07:11.820 This was many years ago.

00:07:13.120 I'll tell you, this was 2019.

00:07:14.980 I was loaded in actually for a special.

00:07:17.780 Okay.

00:07:18.220 Tell me everything.

00:07:18.720 This was when I was taping my special Cinnamon in the Wind. 0.99

00:07:21.720 And I was like, oh, I need to get a proper bra, you know, the bra of a woman. 1.00

00:07:27.440 And yeah, this Russian woman loaded my tits in. 1.00

00:07:31.520 Didn't take long to load them in because they're not as heavy as I wish. 1.00

00:07:37.740 I wish I had a rack of heavy hangers, but I just simply don't.

00:07:42.780 And yeah, it was a wild experience.

00:07:45.660 And I got an expensive bra.

00:07:47.040 Where was it? New York?

00:07:48.220 LA, Studio City.

00:07:49.940 Okay. Is it a bra shop?

00:07:51.240 Yes. 1.00

00:07:52.220 Fuck. 1.00

00:07:53.180 Considering going today. 1.00

00:07:55.040 Yeah.

00:07:55.880 I, but yeah, yeah, there's the haunted, deserted feeling,

00:08:00.960 particularly in the hosiery section.

00:08:04.480 Now it's got a little fire in there because they've got skims.

00:08:08.360 And so there were like, there were literally young people like,

00:08:11.580 who felt like they'd made a pilgrimage and couldn't believe they were getting

00:08:14.380 to look at skims in person.

00:08:15.980 Yeah.

00:08:16.540 Versus online.

00:08:17.800 Yeah.

00:08:17.960 That was a story I told myself.

00:08:19.000 they even like I heard these girls they were like this is all skims and then the other one was like

00:08:23.680 no that's like commando like that's this commando over there you have some respect just like I think

00:08:29.400 they said it's all skims you know and I was like I don't I control myself from piping in like I was

00:08:33.940 like the friends got it like that I need to like support the friend and be like yeah she's right

00:08:39.000 listen to your friend those aren't skims yeah and the skims are packaged in such a way that

00:08:45.800 it's nearly impossible to locate what you want.

00:08:49.640 I went home with the wrong thing.

00:08:51.740 Like searching through the sizes,

00:08:53.680 the colors.

00:08:54.540 Yeah, of the Skims brand.

00:08:56.240 Okay.

00:08:56.840 You know what I'm talking about, right? 0.93

00:08:58.240 You're familiar with Skims?

00:08:59.400 Sweetie, yeah.

00:09:00.360 Okay, because you looked a little dull-eyed.

00:09:02.580 Okay, you looked a little confused.

00:09:03.500 Me, who was on the Skims website,

00:09:05.500 who was one of my favorite bras.

00:09:07.980 In fact, my favorite bra is Skims.

00:09:09.880 Excuse me?

00:09:10.220 And it's sold out.

00:09:11.340 Yeah, we've talked about this.

00:09:12.920 Remind me, what is it like?

00:09:14.240 It's just really simple.

00:09:15.180 It's like the Demi bra.

00:09:16.220 It just has, I like underwire in my bras.

00:09:18.200 Yeah.

00:09:18.520 Zero padding, you know?

00:09:20.120 So it's like an underwire, zero padded bra.

00:09:24.020 That's like Jersey.

00:09:24.840 And is it sheer?

00:09:25.880 No.

00:09:26.180 Oh, it's Jersey.

00:09:26.880 Really?

00:09:27.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:28.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:09:28.540 Back to Century City today, I guess. 1.00

00:09:30.240 God, it's good.

00:09:31.400 Just these haunted experiences where I'm there and it's this feeling like, oh, everyone else

00:09:36.000 at the mall is just living their life, you know?

00:09:38.480 Yeah.

00:09:38.760 They don't understand. 0.99

00:09:39.440 I'm here on a fucking emergency. 1.00

00:09:42.140 Right, right. 0.99

00:09:43.160 Even though you know my belief about the mall,

00:09:45.260 it's like a bunch of people walking around going,

00:09:47.160 who've said to themselves on that day?

00:09:49.780 They look down at their stuff, their clothes or whatever,

00:09:52.900 and they just go, I'm better than this.

00:09:54.680 Yeah, and get to the mall.

00:09:55.800 And then they go to the mall to elevate, to bring it up.

00:09:59.040 I would love to have, you and I need a Grove.

00:10:02.620 Remember when we went to the Grove and we had sushi?

00:10:05.840 Mm-hmm.

00:10:06.840 We need a urgent Grove sushi blue ribbon cocktail.

00:10:12.540 I mean, I go there a lot. 1.00

00:10:13.920 Fuck. 1.00

00:10:14.180 I go there sometimes daily because I can walk there. 1.00

00:10:19.420 Wait, really?

00:10:20.580 Oh, I just roll on. 0.99

00:10:21.800 That's where I fucking go. 0.98

00:10:22.980 Okay, I need to get there with you. 0.99

00:10:24.240 My familiarity, my Nordstrom coffee.

00:10:26.320 You know the Nordstrom coffee place?

00:10:28.160 You mean the place upstairs?

00:10:29.360 Oh, I've actually never been inside that one.

00:10:31.140 Isn't it called like 27 Carrots or something?

00:10:33.860 No, that's Bloomingdale's frozen yogurt slash cafe, which is historic.

00:10:40.840 they had this one that

00:10:42.740 oh yeah I know

00:10:43.560 but yeah I know

00:10:44.040 they had the tart yogurt

00:10:44.840 they

00:10:45.180 they originated

00:10:46.200 they preceded pink berry

00:10:48.720 and it's creamier

00:10:49.880 I think is

00:10:50.840 is how I remember

00:10:51.680 it's very creamy

00:10:52.580 and then they have the

00:10:53.280 the raspberry coulée

00:10:54.940 you know all of that

00:10:56.300 so

00:10:56.740 it's an era

00:10:58.140 and

00:10:58.660 like I was thinking about

00:10:59.780 yesterday I was walking

00:11:00.320 through Bloomingdale's

00:11:01.000 like my mom

00:11:01.540 calling it Blooms

00:11:02.800 you know what I mean 0.78

00:11:04.860 like stuff like that

00:11:05.700 like just like

00:11:06.340 we could just go to Blooms

00:11:08.120 but

00:11:09.300 yeah

00:11:10.220 The department store, the experience of the different sections

00:11:13.540 are wandering into this section.

00:11:15.660 Oh, but the skims, so they're in these boxes

00:11:17.280 and a tiny transparent sticker says what product is inside.

00:11:23.600 A tiny transparent sticker with a tiny icon

00:11:26.560 showing like bodysuit versus whatever.

00:11:28.640 And they're in drawers and the drawers aren't labeled.

00:11:31.180 Some of them are labeled and they're labeled wrong.

00:11:32.680 It's really chaotic.

00:11:34.720 And then I go home going, I'll just do it online.

00:11:36.200 I'll do it online.

00:11:36.780 Yeah.

00:11:36.920 I'll do it online, you know, sold out.

00:11:38.880 So I'm back to the store.

00:11:40.020 i go and you know i went home to the wrong thing decided to keep it a lot of people are bitching

00:11:45.520 i do think it's pretty interesting because i was like i sat there i was peeing while i was thinking

00:11:51.480 about this yeah okay just remember the thought located in the room okay it was like so people

00:11:57.740 are not happy that the skims body suits etc shapewear stuff have no pee hole okay okay like

00:12:05.720 spanks do oh okay so in order to pee you have to literally drench your body suit well yeah that's 0.54

00:12:12.040 one option well how do you how so you're spreading you're gaping your skims over the toilet and

00:12:20.740 praying piss doesn't get on them exactly okay there's just a few things going on one first

00:12:26.060 piece is if you're in really serious shapewear that is hard to get on and off okay right which

00:12:32.860 some of these are if you're doing it like they have a thing where they're like size whatever for

00:12:36.460 every day wear and they're like size down for evening wear yeah damn and it's the whole idea 0.84

00:12:44.720 of no one likes to have to get naked in the bathroom it's like you know you're you'd be 0.97

00:12:49.100 pulling up your dress you'd be unhooking the whole thing pulling it down down over your hips whatever

00:12:54.380 to pee so spanks etc has a gap okay and i'm always afraid to use it for the same reason

00:13:04.520 you're describing yeah it feels insane to sort of like sit down with like full-on bike shorts

00:13:12.420 essentially yeah and then sort of pulled aside like so i tried it the other day and i was like

00:13:17.060 this can't be right i was like this feels really risky right before like going on stage and i was

00:13:22.540 like, you know, testing out like bodysuits under jeans and tee.

00:13:26.280 And it was like, this is a risk.

00:13:28.500 Yeah.

00:13:29.860 Piss-soaked on national television.

00:13:35.800 I love the idea of national television.

00:13:38.020 It's so wonderful because it's like, so 60s.

00:13:40.840 I know, I miss it.

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00:15:51.040 this is writer strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many a

00:15:57.340 year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune

00:16:04.080 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:16:05.480 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:16:09.120 No, I am not your guru.

00:16:12.880 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:16:15.500 I lied to police.

00:16:16.780 I lied to everybody.

00:16:17.780 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:16:20.740 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:16:23.420 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:16:26.100 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:16:29.640 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:16:32.500 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:16:34.080 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.98

00:16:37.120 I'll teach you sons of **** to come around here and my wife. 0.97

00:16:40.140 Boom, boom. 0.99

00:16:41.460 This is The Red Weather.

00:16:44.440 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:16:51.240 The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be.

00:16:55.180 So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

00:16:59.200 I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to.

00:17:01.360 I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success.

00:17:08.340 Listening is a form of love.

00:17:10.540 Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at SoundItOutTogether.org.

00:17:16.740 That's SoundItOutTogether.org.

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00:17:26.160 I have a new recipe that I'm obsessed with.

00:17:28.300 So as we know, I've talked about the chocolate thing.

00:17:30.740 Moon milk.

00:17:31.360 Moon milk. I talked about the life-changing bread. I have one that is now, has risen above both of

00:17:37.840 those. It's risen into the realm of obsession. When I tell you I made this four or five days

00:17:44.800 in a row. No, a full loaf each day. No, no, no. There's a whole new recipe. I'm breaking it live.

00:17:49.960 Oh, like not even a bread recipe. This is a new Kate's Corner recipe. So I was on Instagram,

00:17:56.420 which by the way, I have taken off my phone and I have, I am, I'm going back in.

00:18:01.340 You're going back in?

00:18:02.380 No, no, no.

00:18:02.840 I don't want to.

00:18:03.480 I mean, of course I will go back in.

00:18:04.860 I'm not like, oh, I'm off Instagram now forever.

00:18:06.820 Oh, but you mean you're still off?

00:18:07.820 You're still off.

00:18:08.300 It's been like three days or four days and I'm like, I don't, I can't.

00:18:13.200 It really is.

00:18:14.300 I can't peak. 1.00

00:18:15.120 If I peak, I'm fucked. 1.00

00:18:16.480 I'm in, you know? 0.99

00:18:17.920 Anyway, the point is.

00:18:20.060 What's a peak going to do there?

00:18:22.300 Peak, get one little bite and one little nibble and leave.

00:18:25.440 it's not gonna i know the peak is checking for for going to a message post something essential

00:18:31.160 leave you know it's just like anyway it's really hard it's really hard so in my in my discovery

00:18:36.640 um i got sent i saw this woman making this and she's like do you like chia pudding i'm like yeah

00:18:43.100 she's like well i'm obsessed with flax porridge so listen to me here folks well welcome because

00:18:49.480 i don't have an allergy to flax so welcome to my new world well i think this is gonna be huge for

00:18:53.840 you hang on i want to get i'm going to pull up the exact recipe and i'll also recall you and you

00:18:58.220 are two of the only americans that made the flax curly hair gel back in the day independently

00:19:04.820 that's crazy boiling flax seeds to make a gel make a gel that was supposed to be the best for curls 0.97

00:19:11.160 wow okay i have it here everyone listen the fuck up because this is even gonna credit the woman 0.73

00:19:18.560 yeah i'm gonna credit the woman okay you know what i am gonna credit the woman because i was

00:19:22.340 looking for the screen grab, but I didn't know her name, but I have it here on Instagram.

00:19:25.880 Christina with three A's dot Thornton. Okay. Okay. My heart is pounding. Okay. Listen,

00:19:32.900 three tablespoons ground flaxseed. Okay. Three tablespoons shredded unsweetened coconut. Okay.

00:19:41.840 Tell me when you're, when you're spiking and you're, when your heart starts to race,

00:19:44.480 because you don't like it. One tablespoon of a nut butter of choice. Okay. Dash of salt,

00:19:50.460 Splash of vanilla extract.

00:19:51.680 Wait, I just realized something.

00:19:52.700 Hold on.

00:19:53.120 Yeah.

00:19:53.440 Hold on.

00:19:53.760 I don't know what we're even making.

00:19:55.600 Porridge.

00:19:55.980 Oh, no.

00:19:56.200 I forgot.

00:19:56.640 I forgot.

00:19:57.040 We're making porridge.

00:19:57.540 I was back to like, it's not bread.

00:19:58.700 What is it?

00:19:59.280 Okay.

00:19:59.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:00.120 Do you understand that the brain has gone to a place where I couldn't remember?

00:20:05.980 I think it makes sense.

00:20:06.860 I think it makes sense.

00:20:07.460 I know you get it.

00:20:08.180 I'm throwing a lot at you.

00:20:08.840 It's just them.

00:20:09.320 Half a cup of milk of your choice.

00:20:12.980 Okay, okay.

00:20:13.660 Fourth of a cup of water.

00:20:15.520 And then you throw in a scoop of any kind of-

00:20:17.160 I forgot again for a second.

00:20:18.280 I was like, wait, what are we making?

00:20:19.500 I forgot again.

00:20:20.140 Flaxseed porridge.

00:20:21.360 All right, go on.

00:20:21.980 And then you throw in a scoop of any kind of

00:20:23.940 like protein powdery thing that you like.

00:20:26.280 You know what I'm throwing in there

00:20:27.380 is the Vital Proteins chocolate.

00:20:29.580 Oh, right.

00:20:30.120 I think you mentioned that. 1.00

00:20:31.220 Collagen, which fuck. 1.00

00:20:32.660 You sent me that. 1.00

00:20:33.340 It really...

00:20:34.020 So this is...

00:20:34.980 Pre-sweetened, right?

00:20:35.560 Zero sugar doll.

00:20:36.520 But isn't it sweetened with something,

00:20:37.900 the Vital Protein?

00:20:38.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:20:39.020 There's like a Stevia blend bullshit thing in there. 0.98

00:20:41.440 It's like, again, 0.99

00:20:41.820 it's not the kind of thing

00:20:42.460 that we eat every day necessarily.

00:20:44.020 But anyway, that's it.

00:20:46.760 And they also say you can add mashed banana.

00:20:48.480 if it's not sweet enough for you, whatever.

00:20:50.200 Right.

00:20:50.380 But you mix that all together. 0.57

00:20:54.200 Sugar and yellow lipstick is what I call that, but sure.

00:20:57.020 Wait, what do you mean?

00:20:57.960 Oh, I just mean the mashed banana.

00:20:59.580 These recipes, they're like, you know, it's just like, whatever.

00:21:03.320 The bananas, the can of Coke, that whole thing.

00:21:05.240 Oh my God.

00:21:06.280 I'm not saying they're the same.

00:21:08.160 They're not.

00:21:09.740 Okay.

00:21:10.680 It's just sort of the like, I don't know.

00:21:13.540 There's a language.

00:21:14.200 The mashed banana is optional.

00:21:15.740 No, I know.

00:21:16.200 I don't have a problem with it.

00:21:16.980 I'm just taking a moment to reflect on sort of like the language of health,

00:21:22.820 like just this sort of world of like, so, you know, you, you grind up some dates.

00:21:27.160 I don't know. It's just.

00:21:28.420 I know, but we can't demonize banana and dates.

00:21:30.400 No, it's all, it's all, you know, it's real. I'm just.

00:21:33.220 What's real?

00:21:33.700 There's something about hearing the words mashed banana that.

00:21:38.180 I don't know. I can't, I can't explain it. I can't explain it. Just continue.

00:21:41.560 There's, I don't have it, so I can't explain it.

00:21:43.420 That's it. That's what it is. You mix it all up.

00:21:45.480 I'm telling you, it's fucking unreal. 0.99

00:21:47.700 Wait. 0.99

00:21:48.040 You mix it in the bowl.

00:21:49.040 You cook nothing?

00:21:49.700 You cook nothing.

00:21:50.500 Oh.

00:21:50.740 You mix it all together.

00:21:51.880 The flax seeds are just-

00:21:52.840 It's a flaxseed meal.

00:21:54.240 So it's ground flaxseed.

00:21:55.420 Oh, right.

00:21:55.840 So then you mash it all together.

00:21:57.760 I've thrown some frozen blueberries on top, dash of cinnamon on top, if you want, whatever.

00:22:03.840 I'm telling you, this is so good.

00:22:06.560 And here's what I love about it, folks. 0.98

00:22:08.800 So my smoothie, my big thing with smoothies is that they do not fucking satiate me. 0.93

00:22:13.440 and an hour later, I feel like I'm starving. 0.87

00:22:16.120 Like very typically, it just doesn't work.

00:22:18.520 This is like, this works.

00:22:19.620 Well, why would a smoothie satiate you, right?

00:22:21.560 If there's no fat in it, it's really the issue, but go on.

00:22:24.080 Yeah, but this works.

00:22:25.640 It's like actually satisfying.

00:22:27.680 I'm telling you, I'm going to post photos, whatever.

00:22:30.320 It's so good.

00:22:31.300 I've completely obsessed with it.

00:22:33.000 No, no.

00:22:34.220 And it's so easy.

00:22:35.840 You just whip it.

00:22:37.300 Let me just take it back for a second.

00:22:39.020 I know, it sounds like, what could it be?

00:22:41.140 What's the biggest ingredient?

00:22:42.080 I mean, it's three tablespoons of ground flaxseed and three tablespoons shredded coconut.

00:22:47.420 Right. Okay. So that's where you're getting it. And then the milk is how much?

00:22:50.200 Half a cup almond milk, fourth cup water or any milk.

00:22:54.240 Okay. So we're at three quarters of a cup so far with liquid.

00:22:57.000 Just picturing a mug.

00:22:58.180 Okay. I like the picture.

00:22:59.000 Throw that other shit in there. 1.00

00:22:59.860 Tablespoon of a nut butter. 1.00

00:23:01.240 Okay.

00:23:01.900 Scoop of your powder of choice. That's really fucking it. 0.99

00:23:04.780 The protein powder is where we're thickening things up a little bit. 0.99

00:23:07.760 Yeah.

00:23:08.460 And what's the consistency?

00:23:10.180 It's like a pudding. It's like a port.

00:23:11.700 It's a porridge. 1.00

00:23:12.420 It's a goddamn porridge. 0.99

00:23:14.500 And it is, I want it right now. 0.99

00:23:17.840 And I got my, our mutual friend

00:23:20.960 who recommended the chocolate, deep chocolate milk,

00:23:25.320 his obsession.

00:23:26.300 I've got him on this and he's sending me pictures.

00:23:28.080 I'm doing it again.

00:23:28.720 I still don't know who this is, this person.

00:23:30.520 It's Jerome.

00:23:31.200 Okay.

00:23:31.820 He's like, I had it for dinner last night.

00:23:34.260 The porridge?

00:23:35.220 Yes.

00:23:36.240 Well, he's going to waste away.

00:23:37.960 You can't have something that fits inside a mug for dinner.

00:23:39.760 I'm not trying to say that it's an appropriate dinner.

00:23:41.880 I'm just saying that he's so obsessed with it that he had it for dinner.

00:23:44.240 Yeah.

00:23:44.480 Okay.

00:23:45.000 Like twice in a day.

00:23:46.040 He was like breakfast and I was like, I need it again.

00:23:48.600 So everyone, I'm telling you, hag porridge. 1.00

00:23:51.740 I'm stealing this woman's invention, but it's goddamn good. 1.00

00:23:57.160 So the flax porridge has been huge. 1.00

00:23:59.560 How much coconut?

00:24:00.480 A shredded coconut?

00:24:01.120 Three tablespoons.

00:24:02.700 The review over the course of the episode.

00:24:05.820 Just like, you're just like reviewing the, like, instead of like, you know,

00:24:08.820 So send me the recipe.

00:24:09.980 It's like,

00:24:10.540 you're going to say a fourth of a what?

00:24:12.360 Cup of water.

00:24:14.220 I'm sorry.

00:24:16.060 I'm going to force the listener to memorize it.

00:24:18.220 But yeah,

00:24:18.560 I'm just,

00:24:19.080 yeah.

00:24:19.220 I actually,

00:24:20.360 it's so easy and it's so mutable.

00:24:21.760 I don't think I could have that

00:24:22.960 and only have a mug of that.

00:24:24.340 See,

00:24:24.540 I,

00:24:25.160 that's my,

00:24:25.800 like I can't.

00:24:26.000 By the way,

00:24:26.440 it's not even like,

00:24:27.140 I don't really see this as like a meal.

00:24:28.660 If it tastes good,

00:24:29.180 I don't want seven bites.

00:24:30.960 Yeah.

00:24:31.240 That's my problem.

00:24:32.080 This is really great.

00:24:32.760 It's like a post-workout kind of energy surge.

00:24:37.660 Yeah.

00:24:38.060 it's really it's really goddamn good okay i'm gonna pivot wildly to something that i saw which 0.98

00:24:42.280 is that this guy going are you guys fucking out of your mind using cast iron pans iron ages you 0.94

00:24:47.860 as we know from ion skincare pulls the iron out and i want to say i finally finished my 0.99

00:24:53.720 i used a full thing of the ion eye cream yes i think it's good honey i bet i think it's fucking

00:25:00.840 good and so i mean i've used like all of my of the two lotions from them i'd really like to reach

00:25:07.440 out get a re-up well anyway but the whole point is that iron but that line does ostensibly takes

00:25:12.940 iron out of your skin iron ages us remember there was all that stuff about people who give blood

00:25:17.260 live the longest because they're getting rid of excess iron do you remember that it was a little

00:25:22.140 thing a little flash in the pan thing i was like what interesting and then this guy's going hey

00:25:27.760 guys and again take this for what you will of course cast iron beautiful lifestyle all of that

00:25:33.720 I'll never forget seeing letting ramps blister over a cast iron yeah and their small peak season

00:25:39.780 which I believe we're approaching I think ramp season is mid-july two weeks maybe they're good

00:25:44.960 and I laugh in the faces of people who serve ramps other than if you're serving ramps for

00:25:48.900 more than two weeks you're not serious about produce and I don't want anything to do with

00:25:52.860 your business okay so he's going on and on about if you're using cast iron you are putting iron

00:25:59.180 in your food you are aging yourself okay terrifying i also saw oh yeah remember i sent

00:26:05.060 you a toxic instagram account iron deficient no so that's where they get yes we are yes we are

00:26:10.680 but he's just basically saying don't cook all your food in a cast iron pan right um because 0.97

00:26:15.180 you're possibly getting too much iron over the vegetable man okay so i sent jacqueline a fucked 0.92

00:26:20.140 up toxic account that is unbelievable i mean if you get into the instagram like the discovery 0.96

00:26:25.860 the pages that I was being served pushed so served is generous right I know pushed force fed

00:26:32.180 tube fed through my nose yeah so there's a there's a haunting community of people who only eat like

00:26:40.140 meat organs um fruit oh is that what he is is he like a carnivore account yeah yeah and it's this

00:26:48.160 whole thing of like like not eating any vegetables like vegetables like like humans aren't supposed

00:26:53.600 to eat vegetables he had this whole thing where he was like spinach people talk about spinach as a

00:26:57.060 health food like spinach is a toxin you know it's like all this stuff right and and it's him and 0.98

00:27:01.880 then there's i got taken over to this woman this fucking woman who it's like wake up with me and 1.00

00:27:07.540 it's her waking up at 4 a.m like red light blasting on her face she's like doing yoga she 1.00

00:27:12.320 eats like a pound of beef and a banana and then she's like working out outside at a standing desk

00:27:19.000 like sunblasting you know being like getting the vitamin d barefoot she's grounding and then it's 0.94

00:27:23.780 her having like another pound of beef for lunch it's just like at a standing at an outdoor standing

00:27:29.160 desk what is the work i mean it's creating this content exactly it's making this yeah yeah

00:27:34.260 absolutely okay it has to be and then it's and she's like this is what i eat in a day and then

00:27:39.020 it's like laid out on this table and it's like yeah it's just meat it's interesting banana it's

00:27:45.000 I'm sorry, I want to do the carnivore thing

00:27:46.480 and I want to talk about that man,

00:27:47.600 what he said, what my thought about it was.

00:27:49.740 And he also wears like no lotion.

00:27:51.280 That was kind of cool.

00:27:52.180 He was like, I don't wash my hair. 1.00

00:27:53.320 Oh, and this woman was like, 1.00

00:27:53.980 I haven't washed my hair in a year.

00:27:55.480 And he's like, I don't do any lotions.

00:27:57.300 I don't wear deodorant because guess what?

00:27:58.660 I eat this food and this food makes me smell great

00:28:01.020 and makes me, and oof, ew.

00:28:03.940 I would not like to be in a car with him.

00:28:06.640 I don't want to hear what he says.

00:28:08.780 It was really, it was like, anyway,

00:28:11.940 I went down a thing where I was obsessed with their belief system.

00:28:17.760 No, it's...

00:28:18.500 Hey, I hear you talking about the benefits of like organ meat.

00:28:21.580 And I'm like, yeah, for sure.

00:28:24.080 This whole thing, I stumbled on this other guy's account.

00:28:26.980 What's all about the beef liver jerky?

00:28:29.800 Yeah, liver...

00:28:30.360 There's this dentist who talks a lot about like children eating organ meat. 1.00

00:28:35.200 He sounds like a fucking... 1.00

00:28:37.380 Someone to be on a watch list. 1.00

00:28:39.220 I don't know.

00:28:40.300 I don't know.

00:28:40.720 He makes some very interesting points.

00:28:43.300 A dentist focused on children eating organ meat.

00:28:45.980 Yeah.

00:28:46.880 Yeah, because he's, he's, he, you should love it because it's holistic.

00:28:50.080 Okay.

00:28:50.340 Because he's recognizing all these problems with dentistry that are not just coming from.

00:28:57.900 Don't get, well, the dentistry stuff is so overwhelming.

00:29:00.600 Yeah.

00:29:00.960 Yeah.

00:29:01.060 If you go down those things.

00:29:02.120 That is your teeth the whole time.

00:29:02.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:03.180 Remember them taking women's teeth?

00:29:05.400 What do you mean?

00:29:06.000 In the early 1900s?

00:29:07.280 No. 1.00

00:29:07.920 It was like, I think I've got this right.

00:29:10.720 It was like for depression, they just took their teeth.

00:29:14.300 I'll get it.

00:29:15.040 Try anything.

00:29:15.700 Just look.

00:29:16.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:19.780 I think it was like, I mean, it probably came,

00:29:22.440 maybe it came from like someone had a tooth infection

00:29:24.640 that was going into the brain and then-

00:29:26.020 Yeah, well, that's the real thing.

00:29:27.580 And then people, you go down these accounts and they go,

00:29:30.040 oh, I had a root canal or I had a crown filled this year

00:29:33.880 and then my life was never the same.

00:29:35.100 I was like, oh God.

00:29:37.320 And people go through this like dentistry. 0.97

00:29:39.060 there's a whole under fucking belly of like dentistry like holistic dentistry it's so 0.99

00:29:46.360 overwhelming anyway floss twice a day if you can yeah i know it's a lot but fuck stay out of the 0.99

00:29:52.260 chair if you can right right well it's like this term i remember like iatrogenic okay iatrogenic 0.97

00:30:01.020 okay it's like a medical term so let's say they were like unfortunately you suffered

00:30:04.920 from iatrogenic pulmonary whatever okay and like the family's like they say it to you like they

00:30:13.060 they're like yeah we've diagnosed you with iatrogenic pneumonia okay and you go home and

00:30:17.400 you're like wow okay sorry i'm struggling to explain this the point is iatrogenic what that

00:30:25.680 word means the iatra iatra is doctor iatra is medical okay so like a pedi iatra is a pediatrician

00:30:35.260 like is a kid doctor right oh iatrogenic caused by the doctor what okay so like they're like we're

00:30:45.420 so sorry your husband has just died of iatrogenic pneumonia the doctor caused it you go home and

00:30:51.220 you're like yeah my husband got this horrible thing iatrogenic pneumonia i'm i'm dramatizing it

00:30:56.740 but the point is like there's a word there and like have you ever it's like idiopathic what's

00:31:01.820 that so um unknown pathology so like all of me being diagnosed with idiopathic hypersomnia you

00:31:10.280 go home and you google it and it's hypersomnia we don't know honey yeah oh god well by the way

00:31:15.360 speaking of iatrogenic deaths did you see do we talk about the good doctor on poog

00:31:21.220 Have you seen it?

00:31:22.140 Yes, we have.

00:31:23.220 Yeah, I think I sent you.

00:31:24.680 Maybe we didn't talk about it on Pooh.

00:31:25.420 You mean the one with Chastain?

00:31:28.180 Because there's The Good Doctor and then I think you might have the right title.

00:31:31.160 Chastain and Eddie Redmayne.

00:31:32.220 You might have the wrong title.

00:31:33.780 The Good Nurse.

00:31:35.460 Oh, we did talk about it on Pooh.

00:31:36.820 Okay, well, I'm going to just say it again to everyone.

00:31:38.540 Because The Good Doctor is a different program that I can tell you about.

00:31:40.920 I get excited when there is a movie.

00:31:45.320 Acting is real?

00:31:46.320 By the way, when acting is real, we go, yeah, I thought it might be.

00:31:50.260 and I want to say something which I have

00:31:52.420 and I can admit this. I have a thing

00:31:54.620 about Eddie Redmayne. I've always been like

00:31:56.200 no. When actors

00:31:58.620 love acting too much

00:32:00.060 Yeah. It becomes distracting.

00:32:02.920 It's hard. Yeah. When you see them inside

00:32:04.640 they're all going, look at me go

00:32:06.340 mommy. You know, it's a lot

00:32:08.760 and I struggle

00:32:10.500 with, there's a thing that happens 0.98

00:32:12.380 and it's not their fault but there's a thing that happens to British

00:32:14.520 actors when they're in the States.

00:32:16.300 Where they grovel.

00:32:18.480 Here we go.

00:32:19.340 like a british actor on a stage in the states yes something happens with them sometimes i can't

00:32:28.060 figure it out but they on the stage did you say or do you mean all or an american film whatever

00:32:33.220 i guess what i'm talking about i'm specifically referencing in my mind eddie redmaine's

00:32:37.900 i think academy award acceptance speech where that stage because americans we do fetishize

00:32:42.980 british people right we fetishize you know the charm and the uh the poetics of the decorum

00:32:48.380 draw it all of it yeah yeah and they kind of like oh and so i think they get a little kick

00:32:53.700 off that how could they not so eddie redmayne's like on it's like i've seen him be a little too

00:32:58.720 like my my god thank you you know it's like a little too it's like it's like hold on you know

00:33:05.120 it's like a little oh that's a little too much is that what you're saying about the yeah yeah

00:33:08.760 kind of like okay so to even stand here you know it's like that kind of thing it's like

00:33:14.660 it's a little and I go

00:33:16.480 I go less

00:33:19.000 less Eddie

00:33:20.860 hold on

00:33:21.520 so wait

00:33:23.800 so this is very interesting

00:33:26.760 so you think

00:33:28.260 they can't help themselves

00:33:30.440 no but you think they

00:33:31.640 some or all or there's a tendency

00:33:34.240 to actually I'm sort of intrigued

00:33:36.300 that you think they

00:33:37.200 perform respect

00:33:40.220 for the American institution of acting

00:33:42.040 I think so yeah 0.99

00:33:44.140 mean i i think that and i think like hollywood they're deeply aware of like the piggish culture

00:33:49.720 of america yes and so i think there's this thing of like they're there honoring that's what i'm

00:33:55.580 saying are they i think there's a genuine i mean there is a global and eternal respect for the

00:34:02.200 hollywood institution which by the way why the fuck do you think i live in la because i have 0.99

00:34:06.640 some fucking respect yeah okay yeah i love movies bitch yes and i will rot in this town i don't care 0.99

00:34:13.560 you know where you know where i want to live we have it's all we have right now i'm looking i see 0.99

00:34:18.180 the hollywood sign yeah and i can't not live yes in hollywood yes unless i'm in new york no but but

00:34:24.860 the point is there is a well you know that that i think the oscars are are all we have spiritually

00:34:31.920 well that's because they are all we have and we know literally are only meaningful yeah it's the

00:34:38.000 only sacred right left and they and they won't okay whatever we're gonna do we have to do a

00:34:43.140 three-month Oscar special.

00:34:44.860 Yeah.

00:34:45.500 But,

00:34:46.660 yeah,

00:34:46.860 there's something going on

00:34:48.280 with him,

00:34:49.380 with this thing,

00:34:50.160 and it's like,

00:34:50.620 it's deep.

00:34:51.220 I can't quite locate it,

00:34:52.740 but there's something going on.

00:34:53.860 See, I always wonder

00:34:53.880 when I see the British actor.

00:34:55.180 Yeah.

00:34:55.400 Okay.

00:34:56.160 I go,

00:34:57.500 because they're always,

00:34:58.260 you know,

00:34:58.380 the Royal Academy of Shakespeare

00:34:59.960 or whatever, right?

00:35:01.000 Yeah, they're training.

00:35:01.580 Okay, so, yeah,

00:35:02.480 classically trained,

00:35:03.220 the whole thing.

00:35:04.040 And,

00:35:04.380 so I always think,

00:35:06.340 of course,

00:35:07.260 they want to make it

00:35:08.260 in Hollywood, okay?

00:35:10.000 But they also have

00:35:11.200 this sort of fallback

00:35:12.620 perspective that if Hollywood

00:35:14.980 rejects them, they know that they come from

00:35:16.860 the true London stages.

00:35:19.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:20.040 But, you know, they'd be fools to... 0.98

00:35:22.460 So, I don't know. I just, I wonder what 0.98

00:35:24.660 they, what the British

00:35:26.020 actor truly experiences at

00:35:28.520 the American Oscars.

00:35:30.500 I just, you know, are in the context

00:35:32.820 of that whole... I mean, it must

00:35:34.660 be great to sort of, like,

00:35:36.840 to both get the thing,

00:35:38.680 to be slumming it in the 0.97

00:35:40.280 American pig 0.80

00:35:41.740 we're like when they bring in the british actor like to be like a villain in a like superhero 0.97

00:35:48.860 movie or something do you know what i mean yeah there's that no it's really you see them in the

00:35:53.360 makeup and they're like they're loving it they're loving it so but to bring it back to the good

00:36:00.320 nurse so eddie i always had this thing about eddie redmayne i go is he enjoying acting too much

00:36:06.240 having a little too much fun up there eddie right or just something within the role i'm talking

00:36:11.360 about in behind the actor mask i see him i see his eyes going i see it it's like it's cruel

00:36:19.720 but the point is but no wait here's i'm gonna say yeah i turn on the good nurse streaming on

00:36:24.580 netflix everyone can now have it i know wordlessly yeah i'm watching him in the beginning act no

00:36:31.680 words i go he's a master yeah yeah i was sitting on my couch i went oh my god

00:36:40.420 my respect and he does it and chastain is another actor that people struggle with because she loves

00:36:48.120 acting so much right because there's a there's a chastain syndrome honey in this movie 0.79

00:36:54.460 she's doing it oh wait why the fuck wasn't she nominated for or what were they what's going on 0.99

00:37:02.040 why wasn't she with the oscars i'm i'm haunted i'm confused chastain snubbed chastain snubbed 0.99

00:37:08.800 Or is it next year?

00:37:09.440 I don't know.

00:37:10.040 She snubbed?

00:37:11.040 I have to launch a campaign into this 1.00

00:37:12.980 because The Good Nurse,

00:37:14.220 both of them, 0.98

00:37:15.060 huge performances.

00:37:16.060 And I believe The Good Nurse

00:37:17.140 was number one on Netflix,

00:37:19.320 which is astonishing

00:37:20.080 because normally the thing

00:37:20.920 that's number one on Netflix

00:37:21.740 is like a show about

00:37:22.620 beheading your own family 0.98

00:37:24.440 or something. 1.00

00:37:25.020 It's like the most depraved 1.00

00:37:26.960 shit imaginable. 1.00

00:37:29.420 So this was like, 1.00

00:37:30.680 this was a good film.

00:37:31.940 Go check it out.

00:37:32.640 You're going to be entertained.

00:37:34.260 You could pop in

00:37:35.040 The Good Nurse Saturday night

00:37:36.260 and have a great night.

00:37:37.760 Oh, yeah.

00:37:38.620 Because you're going to be so entertained.

00:37:40.180 No, I'm just taking a minute with this.

00:37:40.800 I mean, this goes in that they don't make them like that anymore, File.

00:37:43.140 Yeah.

00:37:43.460 This feels like a, anyway, thrilled with it.

00:37:46.420 It reminds me of like, see, it's, you know, well, it's like the internalized backlash

00:37:51.720 and then the thing transcends anyway.

00:37:55.020 And that, boy, does that feel good, right?

00:37:57.300 Like, so, you know, it reminds me of, like, I used to sort of be irritated as a child

00:38:04.380 with this sense of

00:38:06.160 the twinkly-eyed genius

00:38:09.340 of Robin Williams, okay?

00:38:11.900 Like, literally, at 11.

00:38:13.540 Used to bother you.

00:38:14.060 Okay?

00:38:14.560 I was sort of like,

00:38:15.540 I was irritated by the concept

00:38:17.900 of, like, a comedic genius.

00:38:20.520 Yeah.

00:38:21.200 Okay?

00:38:21.720 A comedic genius.

00:38:23.480 Okay?

00:38:24.040 And then, like,

00:38:24.920 the wild, like, literal twinkle

00:38:26.900 in the eyes of Robin Williams, right?

00:38:29.840 And arguably, you might say,

00:38:31.920 like, some of it is, like, that

00:38:34.380 there should have been him and me.

00:38:36.140 Okay.

00:38:36.580 I'm a little twinkly eyed.

00:38:37.900 Yeah.

00:38:38.360 Yeah.

00:38:38.560 Okay.

00:38:38.880 And energized and the whole thing.

00:38:40.540 Okay.

00:38:40.740 So it's like,

00:38:41.780 it's like whatever.

00:38:42.760 Stopping the stage.

00:38:43.580 Yeah.

00:38:44.540 Yeah.

00:38:45.720 So one night,

00:38:47.160 so it was almost like a bit of like observational humor of like,

00:38:51.080 I have to cut in with a really quick,

00:38:53.200 I have to cut in because it's about what you're saying.

00:38:54.800 Please.

00:38:55.180 One of the most embarrassing things you could ever see a performer do.

00:38:57.960 And it's also part of the performer's job.

00:38:59.560 And I've seen Robin Williams do this.

00:39:00.860 And this is bringing up for me.

00:39:02.140 Break.

00:39:02.520 Picture.

00:39:02.980 No,

00:39:03.220 no,

00:39:03.380 no.

00:39:03.900 Picture.

00:39:04.380 a comedian like a rob williams i'm terrified stalking the stage right walking the stage

00:39:09.220 loving it in a theater in a theater this is the most embarrassing thing and it happens and it

00:39:13.880 has to happen when the actor looks up to acknowledge the balcony

00:39:17.880 so the eyes right they're they're performing right looking straight ahead looking straight

00:39:25.120 ahead they project upward look upward eyes searching to greet those in the mezzanine

00:39:31.360 and that is what and by the way it has to happen and it's the mark of theater and that is why also

00:39:36.180 theater acting is one of the most humiliating embarrassing false acts and it's i mean it's

00:39:41.200 it is one of the most embarrassing thing a person can do is get on a stage and be like

00:39:45.240 ha and like say the words and project i mean it is just it is um well that's where i decided

00:39:50.460 it's nobility lies ultimately in the willingness to do something that embarrassing absolutely i

00:39:55.920 mean you're nailed up there on the cross you're like yeah yeah i mean it's but to watch someone

00:40:01.480 to watch their eyes go up to project to the mezzanine and we continue so i was doing that

00:40:07.160 in i forget where i was it was a theater that had like weeks back i don't know like a month two

00:40:12.500 months ago or something theater that had like a structure that it felt like there was a mezzanine

00:40:17.740 like it felt like there was a balcony but there wasn't and the lights were so bright on me

00:40:22.000 that during the show,

00:40:23.760 I kind of couldn't remember

00:40:24.640 if there were people up there.

00:40:27.060 I mean, not the question of an empty mezz.

00:40:29.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:30.460 But the question...

00:40:31.320 Was there even a mezzanine?

00:40:32.340 And I threw a gaze to them more than once

00:40:34.840 just to make sure they were taken care of

00:40:36.340 and lights come on at the end of the show.

00:40:37.820 That's a pro.

00:40:38.920 Nothing there.

00:40:39.720 Yeah.

00:40:40.640 Okay, so that...

00:40:41.680 No, no, no.

00:40:42.640 Okay, so yeah,

00:40:43.320 seeing Robin Williams...

00:40:44.420 I want you to go back to Robin Williams.

00:40:45.780 Okay.

00:40:46.420 So I was sort of like,

00:40:47.920 it was almost like a bit of like

00:40:49.120 observational humor for me,

00:40:50.360 like almost like,

00:40:51.220 oh, I don't know, everyone loves Robin

00:40:54.200 and I'm just like, oh yeah, the twinkly-eyed genius.

00:40:57.600 I would just sort of throw that out there.

00:41:00.080 So I almost had this internalized backlash to Robin Williams.

00:41:03.720 Interesting.

00:41:04.400 And then one day, at this point,

00:41:07.640 I'd probably been living with that for a while.

00:41:09.680 Well, I used to joke, okay?

00:41:12.040 I tweeted this once.

00:41:13.460 It was one of my six tweets.

00:41:15.640 It was a long-held observation that the genie,

00:41:19.940 that in Aladdin

00:41:21.120 the genie was a little

00:41:22.160 too much Robin

00:41:22.860 not enough genie

00:41:23.700 okay

00:41:24.100 I don't like when

00:41:26.100 Disney does the jokes

00:41:27.300 for the adults

00:41:28.160 that they are filled

00:41:28.880 with pop culture references

00:41:30.060 right of course

00:41:30.920 and I

00:41:31.240 and by

00:41:31.820 by a little too much Robin

00:41:33.140 I kind of mean

00:41:34.080 like that

00:41:34.720 like remember like

00:41:35.840 the genie was filled

00:41:36.700 with all these like

00:41:37.560 like impressions of

00:41:39.640 like moments

00:41:41.040 from classic film

00:41:42.420 I vaguely remember

00:41:42.900 but you're right

00:41:43.480 it's flying

00:41:44.080 through them you know

00:41:45.600 and you know

00:41:46.880 and that's why it was like

00:41:47.600 the genie's like

00:41:48.440 it's like it's unbelievable

00:41:49.440 but you know what point are we pulled out of the animated universe yeah yeah with them you know so

00:41:55.300 so so then one day I feel like I'm like 15 I don't know it could be anywhere between 15 and 20 I don't

00:42:02.380 know could have been 13 I don't know why I can't okay but I'm like all right fine let's put on the

00:42:08.120 Robin Williams special okay okay or it comes on or whatever it's like HBO special and I'm sitting

00:42:16.880 there on

00:42:18.240 the rug in my den

00:42:20.760 watching my mom or something

00:42:22.900 and I'm like a little like sort of like

00:42:24.740 she knows I'm almost a little suspicious

00:42:26.380 and he knocked me

00:42:28.860 down and then he kicked me

00:42:30.860 while I was down. What do you mean?

00:42:33.360 I couldn't

00:42:34.980 stop laughing.

00:42:36.680 Yes. Yes.

00:42:38.500 That's so great. I know. I was like this.

00:42:41.820 Oh my god.

00:42:42.680 To be pinned under his foot.

00:42:44.280 No. 1.00

00:42:44.680 oh my god which special is that yeah i don't know but i should re-watch it now fuck he 0.99

00:42:53.180 knocked me on my ass and it's it's like really experiencing the magic from the other side 0.99

00:42:59.240 because damn i never understand why anyone is laughing like i know like yeah you know what i 0.99

00:43:05.740 mean of course like so i'm like something like i don't know what's happening like like i don't 0.98

00:43:10.080 even believe it's real so it's like i'm like oh no they can get you they actually can get you 0.97

00:43:14.500 It was fucking crazy. 0.92

00:43:15.020 And once they get you, 1.00

00:43:16.060 I don't know how the fuck, 0.96

00:43:18.040 like that's what almost you have to remember, 0.97

00:43:20.080 okay,

00:43:20.340 like this should comfort us.

00:43:22.140 Like,

00:43:22.820 I don't know,

00:43:24.180 like I think like,

00:43:25.180 you know,

00:43:25.500 whatever,

00:43:25.960 it will not be a behind the scenes comedy podcast,

00:43:28.320 you know,

00:43:28.620 at all costs,

00:43:29.480 so I'm going to shut us down now.

00:43:31.040 No,

00:43:31.460 but say it's it.

00:43:32.540 Yeah.

00:43:32.780 But I was down.

00:43:34.680 I was-

00:43:34.920 God,

00:43:35.220 that's nice.

00:43:35.780 Howling,

00:43:36.380 cackling,

00:43:37.460 rolling,

00:43:37.840 like,

00:43:38.440 like,

00:43:39.180 like where your whole body is taken over.

00:43:42.620 And I mean,

00:43:43.660 It was a nonstop laugh, right?

00:43:45.920 That is, which by the way, my mother,

00:43:48.760 who I'm going to see today, 1.00

00:43:49.940 who went to get on your knees.

00:43:51.420 Oh my God.

00:43:51.960 With one of her oldest best friends loved it.

00:43:54.500 We talked, wait, I'm on air

00:43:56.040 because you haven't told me.

00:43:56.740 Tell me about it.

00:43:57.620 By the way, when have you been around my mom?

00:43:59.660 At your house, like twice.

00:44:01.800 So a long time ago, okay.

00:44:03.960 Yeah, I'm trying to think.

00:44:05.100 She loved it.

00:44:05.840 You felt it.

00:44:06.760 It was one of the finest reactions

00:44:08.520 I've ever received to the show.

00:44:10.040 Oh, this is huge.

00:44:10.980 Give it to me.

00:44:12.020 Okay, okay.

00:44:12.660 Like I was like,

00:44:13.660 I almost was like,

00:44:14.640 oh, I wonder if Kate understands

00:44:15.920 like how good the reaction was.

00:44:19.080 No, I don't.

00:44:19.880 I'm glad you're telling me.

00:44:20.340 Okay, it was like,

00:44:21.540 it was like, you know,

00:44:22.620 stay behind in the theater,

00:44:23.700 whatever, like I'll come.

00:44:24.520 So the guy comes over

00:44:25.980 and says, you know,

00:44:28.740 Helen's out there.

00:44:29.600 Okay, or whatever.

00:44:30.760 She's like dramatizing it.

00:44:32.180 So I walk out.

00:44:32.860 I love it.

00:44:33.260 I love it.

00:44:35.320 You're walking out,

00:44:36.200 you see Helen.

00:44:37.100 Standing down,

00:44:37.500 stage left, house right.

00:44:38.640 Okay, okay, you see her, yeah.

00:44:39.960 Okay, in that spot. 0.57

00:44:40.740 Curly hair. 0.89

00:44:41.960 Curly hair and her friend. 1.00

00:44:43.300 a blonde 1.00

00:44:43.980 and you know 1.00

00:44:46.580 I immediately go in

00:44:47.460 I'm just excited

00:44:48.440 that she's there

00:44:49.120 it's not like

00:44:50.260 I'm not walking out

00:44:51.200 with a Helen

00:44:51.640 what do you think energy

00:44:52.700 I'm walking out

00:44:53.560 with a excited

00:44:54.260 that Helen's there

00:44:54.820 I get to say hi to her

00:44:55.660 kind of vibe

00:44:56.240 and she really seemed 0.99

00:44:59.580 gobsmacked

00:45:00.660 okay

00:45:01.200 I don't even know

00:45:02.020 this word

00:45:02.360 no she was like

00:45:04.080 she immediately 0.98

00:45:05.100 launched into 0.86

00:45:06.100 I was thinking about it later

00:45:08.000 because I was thinking

00:45:08.540 about how you and me

00:45:09.160 are like

00:45:09.460 people don't know

00:45:10.540 how to compliment

00:45:11.080 you know what I mean 1.00

00:45:12.540 and she fucking knew 0.99

00:45:13.840 like 0.99

00:45:14.260 your language better transcend

00:45:15.960 okay

00:45:17.300 the form of the compliment

00:45:18.960 so she's like

00:45:19.680 she's not even just like

00:45:20.640 that was great

00:45:21.300 like what I was saying

00:45:22.040 she goes like

00:45:23.060 that was a tornado

00:45:24.700 that

00:45:25.220 she just started saying like

00:45:26.720 like words 1.00

00:45:27.420 yeah

00:45:27.920 you're the weather

00:45:29.120 or something

00:45:29.620 like you know what I mean

00:45:30.300 like

00:45:30.460 oh my god 1.00

00:45:31.020 shit like that 0.99

00:45:31.760 like that was a 0.99

00:45:32.540 she didn't even say like

00:45:33.480 it wasn't even like

00:45:34.100 you're a force of nature

00:45:35.340 like someone else might say

00:45:36.300 like

00:45:36.720 it would be like

00:45:37.520 I walked out and she's like 0.90

00:45:38.240 a house just fell on me

00:45:39.640 you know what I mean

00:45:40.160 it was like

00:45:40.580 it was

00:45:41.000 It was very you in that way, like the just absolute artistry of hyperbole.

00:45:46.620 God bless you.

00:45:47.420 Through metaphor launched instantly into the language of metaphor.

00:45:50.440 It was, you know, it filled me up.

00:45:54.900 Oh, I'm so glad.

00:45:56.780 It's genuine.

00:45:57.300 I mean, and she's just a, you know, woman for the ages.

00:46:01.600 She's just got unbelievable.

00:46:03.060 I know.

00:46:03.380 Can you believe her?

00:46:04.400 I mean, she's everything that everyone, you know, perhaps gets through you.

00:46:08.840 But she's just so warm.

00:46:10.600 that's the thing

00:46:11.100 I'm wondering if maybe

00:46:11.940 like the way you

00:46:12.800 describe her like

00:46:13.720 oh well Helen would

00:46:15.060 never 0.50

00:46:15.380 Helen's dinner party

00:46:16.560 is or whatever

00:46:17.020 like almost like

00:46:17.720 if they would think

00:46:18.300 that she wouldn't

00:46:18.860 be so warm

00:46:19.540 but she's so warm

00:46:20.640 and it's real

00:46:21.780 it's outrageous

00:46:23.000 always trying to

00:46:24.600 take a lesson

00:46:25.020 from her book

00:46:25.600 yeah

00:46:25.880 no it was

00:46:27.060 heavenly

00:46:27.700 oh my god

00:46:28.260 I'm so glad

00:46:28.840 it was

00:46:29.340 it was such an

00:46:30.660 affirmation

00:46:31.680 coming from her

00:46:32.520 and completely real

00:46:33.080 because she also

00:46:33.940 is very

00:46:34.560 because I

00:46:35.120 again I haven't

00:46:35.820 actually even

00:46:36.360 talked to her

00:46:36.760 on the phone yet

00:46:37.220 which is shocking

00:46:37.760 I'm gonna see her

00:46:38.680 today but she

00:46:39.200 she was like 0.97

00:46:39.960 I forgot what she said

00:46:41.220 but she was just like

00:46:41.840 unbelievable

00:46:42.700 you know 0.99

00:46:43.240 she was like laughing 0.90

00:46:43.860 the whole time

00:46:44.640 and because Helen

00:46:45.660 she would say to me

00:46:46.960 she would you know

00:46:47.500 she would say to me like 0.98

00:46:48.340 she just

00:46:49.060 I would know

00:46:49.840 if she wasn't truly floored

00:46:51.420 yes

00:46:51.960 she was

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00:50:38.580 You know, one of the lesser compliments,

00:50:41.040 it was great to see you do your thing out there.

00:50:43.180 Oh my God.

00:50:43.720 You know, I've gotten that.

00:50:44.580 Oh, I mean, I get it all the time.

00:50:46.040 Someone text me that.

00:50:47.240 A refusal to acknowledge the work.

00:50:49.960 I'm sorry.

00:50:50.980 Great to see you out there doing your thing.

00:50:53.040 How about this? 1.00

00:50:54.180 Go to hell. 1.00

00:50:55.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:56.220 Go to hell. 1.00

00:50:59.240 Well, here's the thing I'm thinking. 0.99

00:51:00.680 and this is actually good.

00:51:01.340 This is a public service announcement.

00:51:03.080 Again, we'll stop

00:51:03.580 because we're not a behind-the-scenes comedy podcast.

00:51:05.760 But listen,

00:51:06.720 people need to know this.

00:51:09.860 Anything less.

00:51:10.780 Anything less.

00:51:11.360 Anything less

00:51:12.200 than being on your knees,

00:51:15.080 performing for the performer.

00:51:17.400 How do I recover from what I just saw?

00:51:19.080 I'll never be the same from what I just saw.

00:51:20.920 Yeah.

00:51:21.140 Anything less than that,

00:51:22.660 take it home.

00:51:24.240 There's this thing that I think is very real,

00:51:26.120 which is that you see someone show

00:51:27.460 and you go,

00:51:27.880 oh, they're on stage.

00:51:29.080 Right.

00:51:29.320 they don't need to know

00:51:30.760 right like oh well

00:51:31.500 they've already had

00:51:32.140 no no no

00:51:32.960 I actually think it's more

00:51:33.820 the most fragile people

00:51:35.180 it is hostile

00:51:36.520 we are fragile

00:51:37.660 you know

00:51:38.360 this point is huge

00:51:39.840 this point is huge

00:51:40.820 this thought that it's like

00:51:42.340 well they're getting

00:51:43.440 they're adorned with the rhinestones

00:51:44.980 and the adulation

00:51:45.640 they're already on the stage

00:51:46.720 they don't need more

00:51:47.340 the terror

00:51:48.260 didn't they hear the applause

00:51:49.260 no

00:51:49.720 I mean

00:51:50.580 no

00:51:51.700 didn't they hear the applause

00:51:52.720 absolutely not

00:51:53.640 no I mean

00:51:54.560 where was this

00:51:55.800 wait what did I

00:51:56.340 the fragility

00:51:56.920 oh I

00:51:57.960 I sent to

00:51:59.280 to John Early, okay?

00:52:00.440 Like, whatever we're talking about.

00:52:02.080 Maybe it's going to do you.

00:52:02.900 I don't remember.

00:52:03.440 I was sending a video or something, okay,

00:52:05.660 from the end of a performance

00:52:06.980 and I wasn't sending it to point out

00:52:09.100 the fact that people were standing, okay?

00:52:11.180 I mean, I wasn't even trying to do that subtly.

00:52:13.580 It was literally like,

00:52:14.400 look how bad my shirt looks or something, okay?

00:52:16.700 And like, I had just said that the show was like bad.

00:52:19.320 Like, it was really not one of the good ones,

00:52:21.500 let's just say.

00:52:23.080 And then, I may wish to you,

00:52:25.700 I followed up, I was dead serious.

00:52:27.060 I go, they stood out of pity.

00:52:29.280 no no no pity no it's just it's a it's like there you go i think yeah so you got it the other the

00:52:36.960 other thing this is the best i always have to get chris to remind me i thought a comedian said it

00:52:40.580 but it was a line from rick and morty like your booze mean nothing i've seen what you've cheered 0.97

00:52:45.980 at oh my god that's really nice that's good isn't that good that's really good fuck um okay i'm 0.99

00:52:53.660 to pivot quickly to a when when you when you and i are back in la okay i have to cut all this shit 0.99

00:52:59.240 like i don't know we're not we're not it's fine it's fine who's fucking cares who fucking cares 0.90

00:53:03.860 it's just the eavesdroppers just us and the eavesdroppers yeah we love you okay listen 0.86

00:53:07.820 when we're back so i went to pause spa in west hollywood and by the way is this where you got

00:53:16.940 the lymphatic drainage no okay because i want to ask about that oh yeah we'll get into that okay

00:53:21.320 Oh, we never explained why the guy doesn't like vegetables.

00:53:23.940 I want to give my rebuttal to that later.

00:53:25.860 I'm going to make a note.

00:53:26.840 Yeah, it's beyond lectins.

00:53:28.700 It's all of it.

00:53:29.420 But I went to Paws Spa, which they have sauna and cold plunge, and you can rent a room.

00:53:36.040 And it's like you can rent for half an hour or an hour.

00:53:39.720 I went with a dear old friend who invited me.

00:53:44.080 And so you go in there.

00:53:45.660 We went in there.

00:53:46.460 We're in the sauna together.

00:53:47.480 We're taking turns cold plunging.

00:53:49.420 Loved it.

00:53:50.000 Beautiful facilities.

00:53:51.320 It ain't cheap 0.91

00:53:52.160 Dirty ass water 0.94

00:53:53.040 Alright sorry 0.99

00:53:53.600 What do you mean?

00:53:54.700 Which is true of any pool

00:53:55.920 You mean sharing with her

00:53:57.040 Or sharing with the others?

00:53:58.280 Either I guess

00:53:59.120 I don't know

00:53:59.520 I don't know

00:54:00.040 I just

00:54:00.340 I don't care 0.96

00:54:00.940 It's fucking fine 0.97

00:54:02.040 I don't care either 0.97

00:54:03.320 But

00:54:03.540 In a pool with a child

00:54:05.300 Recently

00:54:05.880 No I can't do that

00:54:07.180 Eight months ago

00:54:07.520 In a pool

00:54:08.420 The child's doing this thing

00:54:10.140 Which like I get

00:54:11.160 Because I remember feeling

00:54:12.120 Like this belief

00:54:12.980 In the

00:54:13.540 Infinity of the pool

00:54:15.040 Okay

00:54:15.560 Not an infinity pool

00:54:17.600 Right

00:54:18.260 Okay

00:54:19.100 Scooping water

00:54:20.720 into his mouth

00:54:21.220 and they're doing

00:54:21.760 fountain

00:54:22.280 oh no

00:54:23.320 oh no

00:54:24.380 oh no

00:54:25.420 and then more 0.92

00:54:26.240 into his mouth

00:54:26.580 and I'm four

00:54:27.600 feet from him

00:54:28.480 and I can see

00:54:29.760 there's no

00:54:30.700 awareness that

00:54:31.900 it's you know

00:54:32.900 caca 0.99

00:54:33.280 and piss

00:54:34.040 and then 0.77

00:54:34.520 but then the other piece

00:54:35.740 that's even more

00:54:36.920 sort of

00:54:37.840 disgusting

00:54:38.900 what do the parents do 0.99

00:54:39.840 yeah

00:54:40.220 pool

00:54:40.640 okay

00:54:41.220 is

00:54:42.460 I can't dwell

00:54:43.400 everyone's like

00:54:44.400 naked orifices 0.89

00:54:45.920 okay 0.99

00:54:46.380 are in that pool

00:54:47.960 in that water

00:54:48.480 it's not like

00:54:49.280 it's not sealed off your underwear is not sealed off i'm not saying i actually think this is gross

00:54:53.980 in a real way i'm just saying if you want to go down that angle it's kind of interesting like i 0.96

00:54:58.280 don't think we i think we think that because the the genitals and the ass are visually covered by 0.79

00:55:03.800 a piece of soaked through nylon that somehow you're not swimming you're not swimming in a 0.96

00:55:10.980 shared yeah basin of oh jesus i know no it's bad you can't dwell on them too long i mean i don't

00:55:16.980 i don't like a i don't like that i mean oof and then we go saltwater pool we go

00:55:24.320 why is that better i know i mean saltwater preferred but also you can only go to a

00:55:29.900 saltwater pool if there's like maximum four people in it at a time yeah and it's at a place where

00:55:35.080 no more than a certain amount of people i also let go like i also fully have to go but we can

00:55:40.620 still be scared but it's fun to talk about sometimes but i want to formally call out to

00:55:44.700 pause that i think they should really be gifting you and i yeah an hour yeah and this is a formal

00:55:50.180 beg and we may even reach out via email get photos yeah we'll do photos i really liked it

00:55:56.760 and in the lobby this is such an ad that i'm going to hold off yeah we'll get you'll get the

00:56:00.460 full pause and i thought of you because i went into the sauna for 12 minutes cold plunge i can't

00:56:05.760 get in the cold plunge for more than like 20 seconds um which actually feels heroic a real

00:56:10.340 a cold one yeah it was quite yeah it's cold colder than it's not korean spa it's not no no

00:56:14.860 this is like a that's like a cool plunge that's a cold the real cool plunge did you have the thing

00:56:19.040 where your breath seized up like yeah i was like no it's one of those yeah but i looked down at my

00:56:24.000 legs in the sauna and all the veins in my legs were yes and i was like marbling the marbling

00:56:29.680 right yeah yeah the marbling which i remember that's what you get russia yeah the banyan russia

00:56:34.320 where you're beaten with birch branches. 0.94

00:56:37.240 You get a big fucking huge thing of birch branches. 1.00

00:56:41.080 And they slap you to hell. 0.99

00:56:41.580 You get your own and then you soak them in this 0.99

00:56:43.480 like bucket of boiling water

00:56:45.720 and then you take it in. 0.99

00:56:46.980 My friend Liz were like slapping each other.

00:56:49.480 I think I told you this.

00:56:50.180 We were slapping each other all over the body, 1.00

00:56:51.760 including the tits. 1.00

00:56:52.740 And like these old Russian women had to be like, 1.00

00:56:54.780 not on the tits. 1.00

00:56:56.140 Not the tits. 1.00

00:56:57.140 Oh my God. 1.00

00:56:58.420 Like we were like these fools. 0.99

00:57:00.740 Also, I want to quickly shout out. 0.98

00:57:02.800 Um, guess what I purchased out of pocket based on your recommendation?

00:57:06.980 Armora.

00:57:07.500 Oh my God.

00:57:08.300 Colostrum powder.

00:57:09.180 Okay.

00:57:09.420 Well, where is the free Armora?

00:57:10.920 I want it now.

00:57:10.960 Which I was mixing into my flaxseed porridge.

00:57:13.640 I was mixing it in.

00:57:15.020 Yeah.

00:57:15.340 I believe their advertisement.

00:57:17.580 I've only taken it like, but the truth is I think I've only done it like three times.

00:57:21.740 So I have to really get it.

00:57:22.960 You know what I'm getting hooked on?

00:57:24.500 What?

00:57:24.840 Advertisement wise.

00:57:25.840 I keep getting served something called fatty.

00:57:28.360 Me too.

00:57:29.080 That keeps getting served.

00:57:29.860 And the fatty acid thing.

00:57:31.060 And I'm just like, okay, what?

00:57:32.240 like I want it all I want it all I want it all I want it all I know I know I want pause oh god

00:57:37.200 I got served something I didn't want it was like a minimalist account being like stop adding they

00:57:43.020 were like what are you hiding from it was just like a podcast like what are you hiding from

00:57:48.160 it was like this minimalist guy and then he's like you know talking about like the more more

00:57:52.700 more like all suffering comes from addition yeah it's like the fetish you know of minimalism

00:57:58.660 because obviously it's own.

00:58:00.220 Oh, we've talked about it, yeah.

00:58:00.720 It's own.

00:58:01.660 For me...

00:58:02.660 I'll be adorned.

00:58:03.460 My coffin will be adorned.

00:58:04.560 Right.

00:58:04.780 Thank you.

00:58:05.380 Right, right.

00:58:05.820 I'll be like weighed down by objects.

00:58:08.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:09.220 I mean, and at that time you'll be one.

00:58:11.640 Exactly.

00:58:12.260 I mean, I used to be much more trinket leaning.

00:58:15.760 Yeah.

00:58:16.300 And I've leaned away because I've grown up.

00:58:18.860 But no, we have to have our little things.

00:58:21.640 Wait, so we have to leave soon,

00:58:23.320 but I will say quickly, lymphatic massage. 1.00

00:58:26.180 I said you bitch 1.00

00:58:27.680 when you told me 1.00

00:58:28.520 you got some

00:58:29.100 because I feel

00:58:31.220 that I need it

00:58:32.220 and I should have been

00:58:32.920 on a regimen of it

00:58:33.740 for the last month

00:58:34.560 and so I was just like 1.00

00:58:35.780 fuck 1.00

00:58:36.140 just get it before you leave 1.00

00:58:37.300 my friend loves her

00:58:39.120 it's my first time

00:58:40.060 ever having a massage

00:58:40.900 in the house

00:58:41.620 what

00:58:42.000 like in my

00:58:42.600 in this house

00:58:43.400 it's very luxurious 0.65

00:58:44.440 right she comes over

00:58:45.360 I don't think I could

00:58:45.920 let someone in

00:58:46.460 the clutter

00:58:46.900 and the chaos

00:58:47.440 right now

00:58:48.000 gets me on the table 1.00

00:58:49.220 she's a goddamn healer 1.00

00:58:51.980 okay 1.00

00:58:52.280 this woman 0.99

00:58:52.800 let me tell you that 1.00

00:58:53.420 because she starts

00:58:54.260 she starts doing it

00:58:55.980 and she's like oh it's your first lymphatic massage yeah she's doing it i'm like oh and she

00:59:00.940 not to brag but she goes wow she goes you're very clean oh my god can you believe how that made me

00:59:06.220 feel lymphatically clean and she goes i'm surprised she's like because it's your first time 0.95

00:59:10.100 you know she was like you're very clean writhing it's the writhing kate she goes you're a little 0.85

00:59:15.200 bit she like was moving she was like there's one little spot in like the back of my leg she's like 0.99

00:59:19.460 normally people have a lot here you don't she's like there's a little bit right here she goes

00:59:23.020 There's a little bit right here. 1.00

00:59:23.980 And then she's doing my face and my head. 1.00

00:59:26.080 Oh my God. 1.00

00:59:26.620 She hits the spot on my right, 0.68

00:59:28.260 on the right side of my head. 0.53

00:59:30.100 Pain shooting at like,

00:59:31.600 I was like,

00:59:32.040 ow.

00:59:32.320 She was like,

00:59:32.940 yeah,

00:59:33.240 you have a little right here.

00:59:34.800 I was like,

00:59:35.140 I can't believe this is a spot on my head that I didn't even,

00:59:37.440 and me with migraines,

00:59:38.480 headaches.

00:59:38.760 I feel like I know my head.

00:59:39.900 She hits this one spot that I,

00:59:41.200 and she goes,

00:59:41.880 you think a lot.

00:59:42.600 She's like,

00:59:42.840 you're thinking a lot.

00:59:43.940 I was like,

00:59:44.400 yeah.

00:59:45.260 She's like,

00:59:45.800 yeah.

00:59:46.160 She's like,

00:59:46.520 you need to,

00:59:48.020 I loved it.

00:59:48.580 She was like,

00:59:48.960 well,

00:59:49.060 you have to put Epsom salt there.

00:59:50.480 You need to put eucalyptus oil there.

00:59:52.500 Yeah.

00:59:52.740 She was like, 0.80

00:59:53.160 you need an hour before bed.

00:59:55.060 She says,

00:59:55.500 you need to really like do nothing.

00:59:59.140 No phones,

00:59:59.860 no nuts.

01:00:00.200 You have to like, 0.79

01:00:01.000 she's like,

01:00:01.420 it'll go away.

01:00:02.120 The pain will go away.

01:00:02.740 If you do that,

01:00:03.120 if you start doing that.

01:00:03.920 I'm feeling for it.

01:00:04.720 I'm feeling for thinking pain.

01:00:05.820 So then she,

01:00:06.220 she gave me my first,

01:00:07.320 and this was actually uncomfortable for me because she gave me this really 0.70

01:00:10.460 intense stomach massage.

01:00:11.880 No,

01:00:12.020 she goes, 0.98

01:00:12.280 she goes, 1.00

01:00:12.720 I'm going to take a picture of your stomach.

01:00:14.260 And I go, 0.78

01:00:15.360 or she's like,

01:00:16.020 before and after a picture.

01:00:17.660 She's a really like,

01:00:18.440 she has a portuguese accent she's like i'm gonna take a before i'm just adding that for kind of

01:00:22.560 for the full narrative um flavor yeah give it to me and she's like i can't do the accent yeah but

01:00:28.300 she was like i'm gonna take a before and after picture of her stomach and i was kind of like i

01:00:31.320 only need that you know and i was like well sure she takes a before picture of my stomach she does

01:00:35.680 this massage on my stomach which i'm like having to breathe through because i'm like it's like

01:00:39.140 intense it doesn't hurt but it's just a really no no when they do that even at the doctor the

01:00:43.440 physical it's a very like shocking okay good to hear because you know yeah so she's doing she's

01:00:48.040 Good cheer because I was like, something's wrong.

01:00:49.740 Immediate hospitalization needed.

01:00:51.220 So she's doing the massage and I'm feeling like tingling in my legs. 0.99

01:00:55.340 Like she's like moving shit. 0.99

01:00:56.500 I like feel it. 1.00

01:00:57.600 She takes the after picture.

01:00:58.660 I go, whoa.

01:01:01.180 The stomach like looks different.

01:01:02.640 No.

01:01:02.820 It's like carved out.

01:01:04.180 It's like the fluid or whatever.

01:01:05.400 She moves around and goes down.

01:01:07.040 I'll give it to you right now.

01:01:08.040 It was so good.

01:01:09.400 Loved her.

01:01:10.020 Can you go to her home?

01:01:11.640 I don't know.

01:01:12.160 Or she insists on coming into the home.

01:01:15.580 That's interesting.

01:01:16.540 She might insist on crossing the proscenium, so to speak.

01:01:20.360 Okay, I think we have to go.

01:01:23.220 Really?

01:01:24.360 Yeah.

01:01:24.920 Wait, the vegetables, I just wanted to say what his point was.

01:01:27.780 Okay.

01:01:28.100 He's like, all vegetables or whatever, he's like,

01:01:30.400 you're not supposed to eat the greens, you're supposed to eat the fruit.

01:01:33.520 Okay, you're not supposed to eat the leaves, you're supposed to eat the fruit.

01:01:35.220 Right, the seeds or the leaves, yeah.

01:01:36.360 And he's like, because, you know, yeah, the fruit you're supposed to,

01:01:39.760 so that then you digest it and then you spread the seeds and they grow.

01:01:42.720 So he's saying this whole thing about how the vegetable doesn't want you to eat its leaves because then it kills the plant.

01:01:47.820 Okay.

01:01:48.900 Okay.

01:01:49.560 That was his point. 0.53

01:01:50.700 Freak.

01:01:51.700 And I felt like it had a deterministic, like it's doing that thing.

01:01:58.820 Like it's almost like, you know, how the leopard got its spots.

01:02:01.300 Like it's doing this thing.

01:02:03.220 Like isn't built into nature also that piece that the plant gets killed half the time?

01:02:10.020 See what I'm saying?

01:02:10.680 Absolutely.

01:02:11.040 No, no.

01:02:11.400 it's such a gross misunderstanding of,

01:02:14.960 of the world and our place in it.

01:02:17.380 Yeah.

01:02:18.000 Yes.

01:02:18.300 Maybe the plant doesn't want to get eaten and it still does.

01:02:20.720 Well,

01:02:20.820 I know what it is.

01:02:21.540 It's I see,

01:02:22.640 I see in this people,

01:02:24.460 in these people,

01:02:25.020 there's something I relate to and you know,

01:02:26.880 they need to live a symbolic life,

01:02:28.400 right?

01:02:28.760 Yeah.

01:02:28.980 The deep need for it.

01:02:30.120 And they are,

01:02:31.540 if I may,

01:02:33.060 going about it the wrong way.

01:02:34.400 Yeah.

01:02:34.660 Yeah.

01:02:35.340 It's like,

01:02:36.160 they're in the gross when they need to be in the subtle.

01:02:38.060 Yeah.

01:02:38.600 Wanting to be wrapped up in myth.

01:02:39.920 And of course,

01:02:40.440 you know,

01:02:40.660 the plant.

01:02:41.180 Right.

01:02:41.280 right but it's just um it's like no they're sort of making they're sort of forcing what they're

01:02:46.380 making it about the plants like it would be like saying like like i mean the only example i can

01:02:51.880 come up with is the thing of like i don't know like it isn't forest the thing with forest fire

01:02:56.340 not not like i'm not like it's part of the cycle or whatever not i'm not saying what's happening

01:03:01.920 in malibu okay no no of course of course like that thing like that it's like just sometimes

01:03:07.260 the seed is spread sometimes like if the seed is only spread then maybe there's an overgrowth of

01:03:12.760 that particular plant and then that plant dies out because its own leaves cover its own leaves and

01:03:16.840 now the sun you know what i mean like it just feels like they're like locking in on the one

01:03:20.560 narrative like piece i don't know of course and also it's like the plant doesn't want to be eaten

01:03:24.620 it's like ever heard of wrath ever heard of like ever heard of like the churning chaos of the

01:03:30.160 universe and of nature right nature which is defined by like callous murder right like like

01:03:35.440 what are you talking about what are you talking about well right right also the a life without

01:03:39.680 a life without vegetables a life without vegetables a life without poetry the words

01:03:47.360 don't want to be read uh like what are you talking about genius okay well um i love my

01:03:54.220 girl and i can't wait to see you in new york i'll see you in new york okay i'll see you in new york

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