Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Internet 2

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00:00:19.960 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.

00:00:22.560 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:24.840 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00

00:00:27.180 Yes, that was poog. 0.99

00:00:28.280 But this is huge. 1.00

00:00:29.720 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:00:32.660 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:36.480 How do you feel about the word support in the entertainment industry?

00:00:40.060 Do you struggle with it?

00:00:41.300 The model of like, support us.

00:00:43.140 So you mean like as in subscription?

00:00:45.600 Not the subscription itself.

00:00:46.840 I don't mind subscribe, right?

00:00:48.500 Mm-hmm.

00:00:49.180 Support.

00:00:50.200 Well, it is support.

00:00:51.460 See, you're into that.

00:00:52.920 You love it.

00:00:53.780 I mean, it is support to me.

00:00:55.520 Oh, it absolutely is.

00:00:56.720 But like.

00:00:57.440 I support public radio.

00:00:59.300 I have for years.

00:01:00.780 You do?

00:01:02.340 I mean, you literally have an auto subscription.

00:01:04.300 You pay?

00:01:05.220 I pay.

00:01:06.140 And listen to this.

00:01:06.780 What's really embarrassing is that I pay.

00:01:08.980 And, you know, they have a thing where you call in, you pledge your support, whatever.

00:01:12.800 Oh.

00:01:13.360 And then they say, if you want, leave a message.

00:01:15.200 You demand to be on air every time?

00:01:16.400 Well, here's what.

00:01:17.380 And I realized I left a message talking about Kyra's doll.

00:01:22.080 And I listen.

00:01:22.680 And I hear the voices of, you know, NPR.

00:01:26.820 Are you playing it?

00:01:27.540 No, no, they haven't.

00:01:28.460 Okay.

00:01:28.920 But it's just I'm forgetting how exactly it's just inherently embarrassing to leave a message, I guess, with the hope of it being on air.

00:01:35.360 Well, I'm hoping that members of our community do just that.

00:01:38.820 Well, that's right.

00:01:39.720 We have the opportunity for you to leave voicemails now.

00:01:42.420 You know, it's OK.

00:01:42.900 This is what's weird because we've never been in person.

00:01:45.180 I feel, you know, what the voice, right?

00:01:48.560 What is the what is the texture of the voice?

00:01:50.220 What is the image?

00:01:51.220 Does the image degrade the voice?

00:01:52.860 Does the image heighten the voice?

00:01:54.560 Well, this is why actually it's going to be very important.

00:01:56.880 okay there need to be times where we close our eyes she's channeling i was gonna say do a full

00:02:01.140 episode eyes closed okay here we go right present but eyes closed what's happening right it changes

00:02:06.240 everything everything now what's tough is you don't have the feedback of the because we're not

00:02:11.920 being earphone bros right yeah you don't have the buttery sound of yourself you don't know what your

00:02:17.700 instrument is doing that's exactly not being able to hear the voice so we actually are gonna have

00:02:22.060 to consider whether they become earphone bros okay now they would have to be designed for beauty

00:02:27.120 well because yeah as we know the earphones that can't press the face together move everything to

00:02:32.140 the front or you can use it to pull it back i mean there's a lot there's a lot you can do yeah

00:02:36.120 well i actually find if you wear them high enough i have to open my eyes high i actually i did a

00:02:40.540 test because i thought there's no way her eyes are still closed i opened a couple different times

00:02:44.320 interesting i wonder i wonder if they saw close they were together yeah no i'm terrified actually

00:02:49.120 it's okay being a person is absolutely explosive i think that's obvious to all of course however

00:02:54.540 we need to consider what what medium we are operating in here and we need to decide and

00:02:59.500 we need to figure it out i know and go in real time you know what is it when do we know what it

00:03:05.300 is because so we'll figure that out yeah we don't have the answer yet but art will be made you know

00:03:11.740 what there is too about being on camera yeah it just just the shocking gaze of it you can't

00:03:17.480 if there's no camera

00:03:19.900 you can kind of

00:03:20.580 like right now

00:03:22.020 I feel a little

00:03:22.640 am I tired

00:03:23.360 I don't know what it is

00:03:24.340 something

00:03:24.820 you feel the gap

00:03:26.220 between you

00:03:26.920 and what you believe

00:03:28.000 is for camera

00:03:29.100 like for camera

00:03:30.000 like okay

00:03:30.680 so this week

00:03:31.440 I had you know

00:03:32.740 harvest

00:03:33.820 a harvest bowl

00:03:34.760 you know

00:03:35.440 or like something

00:03:36.200 whereas like

00:03:37.240 you can kind of

00:03:38.540 bring the voice up

00:03:39.180 this week

00:03:39.640 I had a harvest bowl

00:03:40.640 you can bring it up

00:03:41.580 a little bit more

00:03:42.100 well if you're

00:03:42.600 if you're

00:03:43.480 if you're

00:03:44.020 right if you're like

00:03:45.620 hi

00:03:46.060 yeah yeah yeah

00:03:47.480 what instrument, what is the instrument?

00:03:50.300 Is it the body?

00:03:51.200 Is it, and is it, are we now operating

00:03:53.260 as a six piece band?

00:03:55.160 Have you ever lost your voice?

00:03:56.060 What's I'm saying?

00:03:56.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:57.200 Different instruments all at once.

00:03:58.900 But wait, to interrupt, have you ever lost your voice?

00:04:01.560 Yeah, I'm huge losing my voice.

00:04:03.520 Wait, really?

00:04:04.180 I lost it and had to cancel shows in New York City.

00:04:06.340 I didn't know that.

00:04:07.060 With zero voice.

00:04:07.780 Wait, I didn't know that.

00:04:08.840 Yeah.

00:04:09.620 That's.

00:04:10.060 Was it brought on by a cold or was it just spontaneous?

00:04:12.560 A mix.

00:04:13.560 But yes, when I get sick, I am at risk.

00:04:16.200 so if I go out with with at the beginning of being sick and it's a loud bar oh god forget

00:04:24.380 I can't even do that healthy top top health I can't yell in a bar in a restaurant wouldn't

00:04:31.360 it be great in a restaurant if there was a way performer's booth got well performer's booth

00:04:37.120 meaning I was thinking about on the airplane bring my own booth okay the space is my own

00:04:42.980 right everything between the seats i bring in essentially a box that goes right yeah yeah now

00:04:48.720 you go how is the the steward gonna pass i think they have rules against that oh i have something

00:04:54.080 i also want to remember huge yeah well i think we need notes okay okay particularly when i have

00:05:01.780 an absolutely stunning new notebook okay look at it can you see it stunning postal co oh look

00:05:07.980 you didn't look okay i did i saw you're on a paper okay but look see what that is

00:05:12.420 you can label it and then it can be on a bookshelf saying summer of 23 you know what i mean

00:05:17.560 wait i have to say something yeah you're gonna write something down though plane inspired you

00:05:20.900 okay so so first of all i recently was on a plane okay my um my lover was in a delta pod

00:05:30.020 okay you picked that up for me isn't that great yeah lover going i mean not in life obviously

00:05:34.700 it's a word for me but for this but owning it owning it in context yeah like this it's actually

00:05:39.280 such a relief okay anyway go on my lover had been flown for a job they were in a first class delta

00:05:46.220 one pod yes i yes was tagging along i was seated deep coach they even said to me they go you want

00:05:56.920 to switch seats can you imagine they meant it can you imagine kindness like that and i almost went

00:06:01.240 i can imagine chivalry chivalry the way that i i at times the masculine is is brought up in me and

00:06:08.800 i feel the desire to make you take care of me no i know i love that and so and i almost went i go

00:06:15.740 of course i'm not gonna know not to take away from their kindness obviously yeah but but try to make

00:06:19.700 it about me it was a real offer it was a real offer they're in the first class pod i'm in not

00:06:25.040 kidding not just coach 28s now why do you think that deeper in coach is worse literally just for

00:06:30.720 getting off the plane two things one it's true that the exhaust here's the airplane actually

00:06:35.700 this kind of looks like an airplane indeed the tail or that be here no okay further back in the

00:06:41.820 plane more toxic environment and who told me that the woman that we both worked for the energy 1.00

00:06:45.600 healer back to the plane exhaust fumes just worse worse breathing air don't know if that's real 0.91

00:06:52.740 whatever i was way in the back that part i fucking boldly my entitlement passed through 0.91

00:07:00.960 went into the comfort zone 0.90

00:07:03.060 passed to the first class curtain

00:07:04.780 are you ready for this?

00:07:06.580 so they were sat in the first row 0.98

00:07:08.240 like 1D or whatever the fuck 0.97

00:07:09.960 private pod 0.98

00:07:10.520 sat in their lap for hours

00:07:12.480 you joking?

00:07:14.760 no one stopped you?

00:07:16.220 no one

00:07:16.640 so listen to this

00:07:17.160 so I go there

00:07:17.880 and I

00:07:18.520 because it was very sweet

00:07:19.580 okay they

00:07:20.060 they came to visit me once in coach

00:07:21.840 oh I miss you

00:07:23.280 whatever

00:07:23.620 and then I go

00:07:24.700 I'm gonna come get them

00:07:25.440 one time my cousin brought me an espresso

00:07:27.320 from first

00:07:28.860 because they didn't have that back there

00:07:30.380 oh my god certainly not i've asked for a lime in coach they laugh flatly rebuffed yeah yeah yeah

00:07:35.900 i thought i thought that i forgot no line when you get alcohol you go for and get alcohol i

00:07:41.880 thought there'd be a lime in there there's no it's just just warm in a glass yeah i i crept up

00:07:47.780 toward are you hearing this sat in their lap i thought maybe i and i got first high alert i go

00:07:53.860 well someone's gonna say ma'am you can't do that or whatever sitting in the lap nothing i'm not

00:07:59.200 joking, over the course of the flight, I was in their lap for like over two hours. Seat-belted?

00:08:03.540 No. And then, and then I got so bold. I would have gone seat-belted. I went into the first

00:08:07.060 class snack cabin and got snacks. I go, can we get some Cokes? Can we get some? I'm pulling chips.

00:08:11.380 I'm pulling cookies. You go, performer's booth. Yeah. And then I also, I'm sitting in the front.

00:08:15.640 I go, well, guess what? They're not going to want to tell me because then I'm going to go,

00:08:18.900 it's because we're gay. You know what I mean? I was imagining, I was like, because we're gay,

00:08:22.260 I'm in coach. They're not going to tell. No, they just didn't care or something.

00:08:29.200 I think it would have been grosser

00:08:30.820 wait hold on sorry I just want to go back to this

00:08:33.380 wait what was the concern

00:08:35.220 that would happen is because we're gay 0.83

00:08:36.800 no meaning I thought they'd be less likely to kick me to the back 0.79

00:08:40.100 because they don't want to seem bigoted

00:08:41.360 maybe

00:08:42.700 I honestly doubt it

00:08:45.740 and no lap sitting

00:08:47.060 yeah exactly

00:08:47.820 there are children here ma'am

00:08:50.080 like oh so I can't express love

00:08:53.700 you know whatever

00:08:54.820 I almost wanted to go

00:08:56.620 I go

00:08:57.380 I could lay down

00:08:58.420 full flat with you

00:08:59.200 in this thing

00:08:59.820 almost did that

00:09:01.200 that'd be egregious

00:09:02.200 no no no no

00:09:03.020 not laying down flat

00:09:03.920 just in their lap

00:09:04.880 kissing

00:09:05.940 having coca colas

00:09:07.160 but sitting

00:09:07.640 sitting kind of

00:09:08.480 in a side bird

00:09:09.840 not straddling

00:09:10.020 no but sitting

00:09:10.700 in a side bird

00:09:11.420 yeah yeah

00:09:11.880 you know what I mean

00:09:12.540 two legs

00:09:13.540 yeah

00:09:14.180 kind of one of these

00:09:15.260 it was fun

00:09:16.120 yeah

00:09:17.000 hours

00:09:17.580 and then I go

00:09:18.260 this is a huge discount

00:09:19.460 one person

00:09:20.540 gets a first glass

00:09:21.440 second

00:09:21.820 the other person

00:09:22.380 gets coach

00:09:22.960 yeah well

00:09:24.240 try showing up

00:09:25.220 the airport

00:09:25.560 believing that you're going to get that

00:09:27.700 and not being completely consumed with anxiety.

00:09:30.820 But then I saw something that Instagram fed me

00:09:33.920 that was like, you can buy a row of seats

00:09:35.920 and flatten it out into a bed.

00:09:37.120 And it was like, you know,

00:09:38.080 for a fraction of the cost of a first class flight

00:09:39.960 and that they'll like make the bed for you on Delta.

00:09:42.260 I was like, I'm not convinced of this.

00:09:43.760 I'm not convinced of this

00:09:44.480 because people would be, they'd run amok.

00:09:47.740 Also, that's not a bed.

00:09:49.620 They'll make the bed for you on Delta.

00:09:51.400 No. 1.00

00:09:51.720 This motherfucker on Instagram 1.00

00:09:52.840 showed a video of him making, 1.00

00:09:54.080 And it was like, the fly tents will help you make a bed.

00:09:58.440 I'll post it.

00:09:59.520 That's wild.

00:10:00.980 I know.

00:10:01.920 By the way, I just want to say real quick, your pen.

00:10:05.000 Pens are planes.

00:10:06.560 Okay.

00:10:07.940 Fountain pen.

00:10:08.600 Can I see it?

00:10:09.040 Can you see it?

00:10:09.440 Yeah.

00:10:09.800 Oh, I see it.

00:10:10.540 Be gentle.

00:10:11.120 This is what's good about being in person.

00:10:12.240 Because it flows.

00:10:13.440 Don't push.

00:10:14.180 You don't need to push.

00:10:15.020 Okay.

00:10:15.680 Hello.

00:10:16.360 And twist it a little so you get the perfect angle.

00:10:18.240 You'll feel the difference.

00:10:19.600 Soft, though. 1.00

00:10:20.600 I'm going, ooh, shit. 1.00

00:10:22.560 Ooh, that flows. 1.00

00:10:23.300 This pen, Visconti.

00:10:25.060 Write my name.

00:10:25.740 Okay, this pen.

00:10:26.880 Oof.

00:10:27.700 Visconti.

00:10:28.360 How much?

00:10:29.200 I forget because this one was a gift at the Den Theater.

00:10:32.960 Oof.

00:10:33.380 The guy there.

00:10:34.580 What?

00:10:35.140 The general manager will gift a,

00:10:37.300 well, he'll often try to penable,

00:10:38.880 gift people a fountain pen when they come to perform.

00:10:41.020 I think I've heard about this.

00:10:41.940 Okay, yes.

00:10:42.360 What do you mean try to gift it?

00:10:44.800 No, try to penable.

00:10:47.140 Penablement.

00:10:48.540 To enable someone,

00:10:50.360 to lure someone into the fountain pen lifestyle.

00:10:52.600 so he will gift off and I don't want to say he absolutely will because maybe he stopped right

00:10:57.000 but like the first time I went there you have you have okay first time I went there

00:11:00.500 and were you like I gave me a pilot no I wasn't yeah okay he gave me a pilot metropolitan okay

00:11:06.900 I go this is really cool this is classy you know took it home didn't didn't you know this is me

00:11:11.560 now didn't start didn't even I don't even think I charged it Chris gets into pens charged it I

00:11:15.560 mean uh I always say that charge it well it makes a lot of sense the metaphor is perfect okay put

00:11:20.180 the Incans. So a year later, Chris gets really into fountain pens independently. All of a sudden

00:11:25.340 I go, wait a second. I think I have one in the house. He goes, what? I go, I find it. He goes,

00:11:30.620 oh my God, you have a pilot metropolitan. Okay. He already knew of the thing. He ain't known one 0.98

00:11:35.380 yet. Okay. It was like the greatest thing that's ever happened. Okay. So anyway, so I then, I then

00:11:40.240 got into them. I went back, I went back to the den, talked to the guy. I go, I'm into them now.

00:11:44.720 it worked there was a delay but it worked ultimately okay so now he's very happy because

00:11:50.520 a lot of people that you know he's comedians he's crass comedians they leave with their pen you know 0.99

00:11:53.780 they stick it in their ass okay they was crap that's gorgeous anyway because we have a special 0.99

00:11:59.520 relationship now he gave you deluxe i think he he goes deluxe for me and get ready i'm gonna go 1.00

00:12:04.900 deluxe for him i'm not sure but i have an idea i have an idea no no no no one

00:12:09.920 i truly don't know okay okay well we're different but i don't want him to think

00:12:16.820 no right right but what's interesting about this brand okay just for the penhounds out there okay

00:12:21.980 you're gonna be one soon i know you are with your pretty handwriting okay i'm gonna get you there

00:12:25.300 i'm gonna get you there okay i've got a fountain there's different ones there's different types

00:12:28.680 okay this one this is a personal choice this one this brand okay has feedback okay that's the sound

00:12:38.420 You feel it.

00:12:39.240 It's not just, you're not just gliding along.

00:12:40.980 You feel it right.

00:12:41.520 I like that.

00:12:42.180 So you ready?

00:12:44.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:45.820 Mots was fun.

00:12:46.680 That's fun.

00:12:47.720 Yeah.

00:12:48.180 I like that.

00:12:48.740 It depends.

00:12:49.240 I have different, different, different interests.

00:12:51.540 By the way, I transformed a store.

00:12:53.340 I went into a store.

00:12:54.600 I was in Chicago.

00:12:55.480 I was in Chicago.

00:12:56.140 Lovely store called Moth.

00:12:57.260 Okay.

00:12:57.720 I go in.

00:12:58.380 Japanese goods is their specialty.

00:13:00.440 But I just see some clothes in the window.

00:13:01.940 I say, let's pop in there, right?

00:13:02.880 We go in.

00:13:04.060 Then I discover all this stuff.

00:13:05.140 I go, oh my God, there's all this stuff.

00:13:06.120 It's great.

00:13:06.420 Whatever.

00:13:06.580 I go and we talked for a while and I go finally I go I go I'm gonna say it and I go

00:13:11.620 you need to put more variety of stuff in the window I thought this was a clothing critique

00:13:16.660 it wasn't until I who'd you say it to the owner the proprietor guess what I walk back the next

00:13:24.560 day no no journals and pens in the window no no that's so sweet I could cry oh my god

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00:14:54.520 as i take me back well two things one i signed up for a credit card this morning before i even

00:15:01.800 had coffee in bed i thought it was supposed to be harder than that i so i've been okay it's the

00:15:07.080 opposite it's easy to sign up yeah hard to hard to pay off your bills okay so i've been hyper fixated

00:15:14.060 on getting an amex delta something so i can accrue miles because my personal card 0.81

00:15:18.880 what what are my fucking no no not the platinum my visa from hell which i've had for years 0.88

00:15:24.860 which what are my perks i'm pretty sure i have ten dollars off at zappos every six years i mean 0.98

00:15:29.260 i'm not kidding like what are the perks i think it's like no no it's it's like wells fargo you

00:15:34.380 can open up a checking account wells fargo for for a dollar it's like are you that's my big

00:15:39.900 or look utterly false this is what camera does to me look you mean that's not how you feel inside

00:15:46.040 Oh, I've been feeling myself.

00:15:47.000 I'm going so, this is what the camera does to me sometimes.

00:15:49.660 It makes me go, it darkens me, it flattens me.

00:15:52.660 I go, I go, I don't know, it's weird.

00:15:54.720 Yeah, you're like, you're not going to capture me in it.

00:15:57.540 Yeah, something, I don't know what it is.

00:15:58.380 Okay, wait, take me back, because I'm excited.

00:15:59.620 So the Delta, so now I have.

00:16:01.140 I just want to be clear, I flew Delta yesterday.

00:16:02.400 There's a lot to discuss, okay?

00:16:03.660 Okay, great.

00:16:04.620 So listen, I'll find Delta tomorrow.

00:16:07.140 But the point is this morning, pre-verbal waking up in a dream state,

00:16:10.800 checking in for my flight, it goes, hey, hey, take advantage of this,

00:16:13.800 you know, 90,000 miles. If you sign up for the Delta Platinum, you go, that sounds like a lot.

00:16:19.060 And I go, oh, okay. I sign up in bed. I go, this is happening really fast. Social security number.

00:16:24.560 Boom, boom, boom. Instant approval. Social security number? Stored in the hippocampus. Okay.

00:16:30.380 Okay. No, it's stored in the limbic system. I scared myself that I forgot my social security.

00:16:34.760 I've told you about when I took ballet one semester in college. Is there a new life? Look.

00:16:39.740 Oh my God. Amazing. Wait, okay. Is that where you picked up your skills? Because you, you,

00:16:43.160 you picked it up so so i took you got it i took ballet one semester in college yeah and there was

00:16:48.600 a moment where it was the class setting we're doing jetes i didn't know what i was doing yeah

00:16:53.120 therefore i was channeling from god and i could do it perfectly yeah oh exactly and i'm doing

00:16:57.480 i'm a freshman first thing there's people that have been taking this t-shirt goes everyone watch

00:17:03.360 kate yeah can you imagine this and there i am 18 years old whole class against the wall watching

00:17:08.700 me everyone watch Kate can't do it when suddenly spirit left yeah yeah watch Kate the jeté is

00:17:15.520 gone I know heartbreaking that's what show business is you have to jeté when they tell 0.78

00:17:21.280 you to jeté this is what I'm fucking talking about okay this is why how dare you what's funny

00:17:26.300 yeah yeah my jeté is perfect well you know about the perfect jeté right I know you know about the 0.98

00:17:31.020 perfect jeté out the window yes yeah yeah there's there's someone who who was it Jeanette Jean

00:17:36.000 Jean Genet killed himself.

00:17:37.480 Perfect jeté out the window.

00:17:39.100 Maybe it was Jean Genet's boyfriend.

00:17:40.620 I think the boyfriend said it was a perfect jeté.

00:17:43.160 Yeah.

00:17:43.760 Oof.

00:17:44.480 Yeah.

00:17:45.520 Okay.

00:17:45.900 So.

00:17:47.420 Wait, wait, wait.

00:17:48.540 Delta.

00:17:51.060 I'm in bed.

00:17:52.340 Sign up for the Delta credit card.

00:17:54.240 In bed.

00:17:54.760 It happened so fast.

00:17:55.420 I go, what?

00:17:56.220 And they go, do you want, would you like your card in the mail?

00:17:57.820 Would you like the number now?

00:17:58.720 I go, give me the number now.

00:17:59.780 Let's play ball.

00:18:02.100 There it is.

00:18:02.840 And now you have it.

00:18:03.160 And now I have it.

00:18:04.260 So tomorrow, flying Delta. 0.99

00:18:05.380 Never fucking sign up for a goddamn credit card without texting me and saying, do you 1.00

00:18:10.020 have this? 1.00

00:18:10.720 Because I could be the recommender.

00:18:12.720 Well, I did that with my other, with my other.

00:18:14.300 Yes.

00:18:14.600 Thank God.

00:18:15.080 I can't believe that came through.

00:18:15.940 This one didn't have that because I'm already a member now.

00:18:18.060 So I'm already in the family.

00:18:18.940 I bet there was something.

00:18:19.820 I don't think so.

00:18:20.440 It didn't say anything about referral, but I'm in there.

00:18:23.340 Well, it doesn't ask.

00:18:24.060 It's not going to try to stop you from completing the sale.

00:18:26.520 No, I don't think there was anything there, but, but now I had, now I'm a proud member

00:18:29.420 of a Delta, the part of the Delta Platinum.

00:18:33.040 We'll see.

00:18:34.040 Well.

00:18:34.320 Well.

00:18:35.380 Let me just see if I have something to say about my Delta experience.

00:18:38.340 Well, one, I healed Chris.

00:18:39.680 Okay.

00:18:40.040 He goes, I'm like, we're talking about it.

00:18:42.980 I'm like, it's all pretty easy, whatever.

00:18:44.180 He's like, that part though.

00:18:45.320 And you're waiting for, to get off.

00:18:48.840 The plane.

00:18:49.480 Right.

00:18:50.260 And I go, I've healed that.

00:18:52.220 You were a coach, right?

00:18:53.580 Obviously.

00:18:54.200 Yeah.

00:18:54.620 I go, I've healed that.

00:18:55.680 Okay.

00:18:55.900 How do you heal it?

00:18:56.640 I go, this is what you need to do.

00:19:00.280 You need to completely dissociate.

00:19:03.360 You need to understand that ding doesn't mean it's time to get off the plane.

00:19:08.460 Right, right, right.

00:19:09.480 Not until the person in front of you gets up is the time.

00:19:11.560 You need to relax.

00:19:13.800 Okay, yes, be ready.

00:19:14.980 But don't even be ready.

00:19:15.900 I wasn't ready yesterday by the time it got to me.

00:19:17.560 Oh, it's exciting.

00:19:18.020 Because I just lived my life.

00:19:18.540 It's exciting.

00:19:19.140 And I go, go ahead.

00:19:20.080 Okay, and then I gather my stuff.

00:19:21.660 Yeah.

00:19:21.820 Gather.

00:19:23.300 Guess what I'm going to do?

00:19:24.680 Park at the airport.

00:19:25.940 No.

00:19:26.980 Only gone.

00:19:27.360 Like it's 1987.

00:19:28.820 Only gone for two nights.

00:19:29.900 Like it's 1987.

00:19:31.300 Park at the airport.

00:19:31.920 actually here's a travel nightmare for you i once parked at the airport because i had a one night

00:19:37.060 gig out of town came back my car battery was dead by the way we work nights we work nights

00:19:43.360 we're in showbiz baby i know it's crazy okay a couple of girls if you're out there you can do

00:19:46.800 it too yeah came back car was dead 11 p.m at night because my son and the guy that the guy

00:19:52.880 sorry i was distracted thinking about us in showbiz wait what i was dead it's actually

00:19:56.320 oh you left your light on who cares no i didn't leave the light on oh uh car he goes oh yeah

00:20:00.900 your car alarm probably went off because like it got shook and it beats into the night to its own

00:20:06.520 death till it scream imagine my mother screaming out my mother whoa my car screaming out mother

00:20:11.120 is what i'm gonna say my car's like where am i mother screaming screaming screaming screaming 0.66

00:20:15.100 to the point of hoarseness and death the fact that you think you are the mother of my car

00:20:19.340 the fact that you think the car is your child the fact that you think you're mother to the car

00:20:24.640 who's my car's mom if not me

00:20:26.360 the factory that built it

00:20:30.020 no I get it

00:20:32.160 I just I've often felt like sometimes

00:20:34.560 you know I mean I'm sure

00:20:36.400 I've told this before but Blossom's mom is here

00:20:38.440 at the vet and I'm like she raised me my cat

00:20:40.480 you know oh wow huge huge you ready

00:20:42.460 for this okay Blossom

00:20:44.260 yeah

00:20:45.120 so yesterday get home

00:20:48.380 by the way one night without Lexapro

00:20:50.360 why

00:20:51.540 oh I'll tell you why

00:20:55.180 Yeah, but I'll tell you why.

00:20:57.720 Okay.

00:20:58.420 Remember you saw my little case, chill pill?

00:21:00.720 Yep.

00:21:01.420 Get a purple.

00:21:02.000 I just thought I'm going to decant because I'm doing a bit of traveling this week.

00:21:04.620 Yeah.

00:21:05.260 Okay.

00:21:05.960 Decant like a week's worth of pills into this thing.

00:21:08.740 And then go one place, lose it.

00:21:14.020 Okay.

00:21:14.480 So I've lost a week work of all my bills.

00:21:16.440 Get home.

00:21:17.820 Put in my thing, CVS.

00:21:19.220 Head to CVS.

00:21:20.500 And by the way, like CVS has taken over and it's like waiting in line.

00:21:23.880 I'm one person working, one person working, okay?

00:21:26.220 Huge line.

00:21:27.700 Oh, no. 0.90

00:21:28.540 It was the opposite of I'm going to freaking kill myself.

00:21:30.740 Pharmacist, this pharmacist, it was almost like not getting up at the ding.

00:21:36.060 This pharmacist accepted that he was at CVS and that he was going to bring light.

00:21:41.220 To the people.

00:21:41.960 By the way, the whole day spent in unnatural light nearly killed me, I want to say.

00:21:47.560 You mean the plane?

00:21:48.480 The plane, the airport, okay, all of it.

00:21:51.200 So, thank God I'm going to the beach tomorrow.

00:21:53.220 Today.

00:21:53.880 okay we'll talk about it later in Airbnb I have a lot to say about gear right now beach so I'm in

00:21:59.020 there we get up to the front okay he goes phone number I give it he goes for Mabel or for Jacqueline

00:22:07.920 and I go what'd you say I go did you say for Mabel for Jacqueline he's like yeah I go Jacqueline

00:22:14.240 and then I was like Mabel's no longer with us I mean I don't like that phrasing because she is

00:22:20.520 yeah of course but I'm like I'm like Mabel's our cat you know what I mean like you know

00:22:25.100 it's like so sweet yeah to share the same pharmacist with your pet we're pretty sure

00:22:30.580 the dog ahead of us was there for for cough medicine yeah he was really cute okay and an

00:22:37.260 STD yeah yeah okay so then whatever we feel connected to the guy yeah love it and then

00:22:43.460 on the way out he goes r.i.p mabel wow we loved it we rolled out soaring yeah community can be

00:22:52.000 alive even under the fluorescence i have something to say because there are people i had a huge yes

00:22:57.120 how do you think about this so i went to a um you know went on a cute last night restaurant in the

00:23:04.880 neighborhood new outside oh there is a little stand it says ice cream looks like a kid's stand

00:23:11.460 there are some children selling candy and ice cream at this adult I mean alcohol's being served

00:23:17.360 it's a kind of it's a restaurant I got a 60 steak it's unbelievable by the way yeah outdoor so I was

00:23:22.880 like how would you still capable of saying yeah yeah totally how would you feel is that for because

00:23:27.940 the children the point is I was uplifted by the children yes now were they were they because I

00:23:32.840 immediately going restauranteurs kids yeah entitlement you should have seen the outfits

00:23:36.960 the outfits were crazy

00:23:38.760 but was it

00:23:39.880 was there anything about it that was irritating

00:23:42.020 weirdly no maybe because

00:23:44.580 I think someone else would have been rightfully

00:23:46.620 maybe irritated and been like okay 0.99

00:23:48.260 I'm fucking spending some good god damn cash here 0.99

00:23:51.080 for a steak and a glass of wine 0.99

00:23:52.380 but it was cute and charming 1.00

00:23:55.020 and listen because the girl 1.00

00:23:56.860 that's showbiz 0.98

00:23:57.520 the girl who was running the candy stand 1.00

00:23:59.360 you can pull it off 0.82

00:24:00.540 if it's working it's working

00:24:03.060 could it have been annoying of course it could 0.98

00:24:05.620 But it fucking worked because guess what? 0.97

00:24:07.540 First of all, the girl who was the main candy girl, 0.99

00:24:09.740 who's a little bit older than the younger kids.

00:24:11.940 Yeah.

00:24:12.380 I wanted to go, can I, I was like, can I clone you right now?

00:24:16.220 For your daughter?

00:24:17.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:17.960 You need to accept it's not about me.

00:24:20.320 Flying in bed, I think.

00:24:20.900 No, I was in the plane half sleeping thinking about this.

00:24:22.720 Well, by the way, I have actually huge news about me being,

00:24:24.700 I'm open to a son officially.

00:24:26.400 Well, here we go.

00:24:28.400 Okay.

00:24:29.040 Well, here we go.

00:24:30.180 No, no, no, no, but wait.

00:24:31.520 But the kid.

00:24:32.500 I want you to recognize me.

00:24:34.020 I'm your son.

00:24:34.520 well you're my son I'm your son I'm by the way I have sun qualities I have major sun coming through

00:24:41.880 oh really start crying just a bro start crying on air

00:24:48.500 imagining your potential son but but the way but you you're gonna I mean Kate I just think the more

00:24:55.040 that you lock in on these ideas what kind of child you want okay I feel you can't have kids

00:25:00.140 The more you do that, the more God's going to shock you with something you don't think

00:25:05.760 you're going to spit out.

00:25:07.560 A total.

00:25:08.060 It's going to challenge you to learn.

00:25:09.960 I know, I know, I know.

00:25:11.140 So if you're trying to, you know.

00:25:13.180 No, no, no.

00:25:13.980 Look at you turning around for God.

00:25:15.800 No, no, no.

00:25:17.680 But the kids, the kids at the candy shop.

00:25:20.680 There's almost nothing here.

00:25:22.380 It was just cute.

00:25:23.240 It was working showbiz style where the other tables, because again, it's a stand.

00:25:26.820 You can approach the stand or not, right?

00:25:28.660 They started coming table to table.

00:25:30.080 Would you like to buy some candy?

00:25:31.720 Really?

00:25:32.200 I'm not kidding.

00:25:32.520 Everyone was charmed. 0.99

00:25:33.420 It fucking worked. 0.99

00:25:35.260 I need to know if those kids were the restauranteur's kids. 0.99

00:25:37.480 They definitely were related to somehow something was going on.

00:25:41.800 Something was going on.

00:25:42.760 I mean, when it works, it works.

00:25:43.760 But also, so many things sound bad when described.

00:25:48.460 Wait, you know what happened to me?

00:25:50.320 Go to the Airbnb.

00:25:51.920 Oh, let's talk about this.

00:25:53.080 Midnight.

00:25:54.100 That's so stressful.

00:25:55.380 It's so stressful.

00:25:56.040 To get my code.

00:25:57.140 So you went.

00:25:57.780 Not there.

00:25:58.240 I want to understand a couple of things.

00:25:59.400 You went Airbnb because obviously just way cheaper than Chicago hotels, I imagine.

00:26:03.660 I was looking at the hotels and I was going, I got to make a profit.

00:26:07.820 I mean, hotels are insane.

00:26:08.640 Because I had an accountant go, I go, he'd go with the hotels and the flights.

00:26:15.300 He's like, the road's not as profitable as you think. 1.00

00:26:18.220 Fuck, I know. 1.00

00:26:18.960 Because I was like, so we get there. 1.00

00:26:22.840 And I have a panic that I fucked up because when I'm alone, I feel nothing.

00:26:26.880 thing i know that i ride free in this life yeah okay i i don't get freaked out if i miss a flight

00:26:31.540 whatever whatever i take it upon myself it's just it is what it is but when someone else is under my

00:26:36.660 wing okay so i've booked it whatever chris right and i show up and i go and i'm i know on the on

00:26:42.820 the cab to the place i'm going not seeing the code the check-in code and i know midnight yeah

00:26:48.340 and i'm going or later yeah okay oh later and i'm starting to go did i not accept a message or

00:26:56.380 something should i've checked earlier i mean i'll some would say yeah i don't like i don't double 0.92

00:27:03.120 check the shit that's supposed to fucking be there but i refuse to live that way this happened to me 0.96

00:27:07.300 somebody because i'm again flying and it was like here here's my favorite flyer number here's my tsa 0.99

00:27:12.500 will you double check to make sure this is correct i go i'd rather i'm gonna risk it all

00:27:19.260 i'd rather risk it all because it's like i've copy pasted like i know like where do you keep

00:27:23.660 And I just go, I'm risking it all.

00:27:25.240 You have to keep it. 1.00

00:27:27.400 My shit is so... 1.00

00:27:28.820 I mean, I need to get major cybersecurity. 1.00

00:27:34.220 I mean, like, I'm risking it all.

00:27:37.200 Right.

00:27:37.860 My phone.

00:27:40.060 The chaos?

00:27:41.000 You want to talk about nudes? 1.00

00:27:42.080 I mean, full, my face in the frame with my vagina. 1.00

00:27:46.260 Right. 1.00

00:27:46.720 And my red card.

00:27:48.400 And torso linking your head.

00:27:50.300 And my social security.

00:27:50.760 And your torso linking your head.

00:27:52.140 It's a continuous line.

00:27:54.620 No, it's like a video.

00:27:55.840 Here's my social career number.

00:27:56.980 Here's my face. 1.00

00:27:57.920 Here's my vagina. 1.00

00:27:58.860 Here's my credit card number. 1.00

00:28:00.500 And then off the back.

00:28:02.000 And then off the back to make sure you're KTN.

00:28:04.400 You're KTN straight up the spine.

00:28:06.020 And it's just all right there.

00:28:08.120 Yeah.

00:28:08.400 Like, what are we supposed to do? 0.99

00:28:11.420 We're supposed to literally have all my passwords in a notebook, in a lockbox, in a fucking bank. 0.99

00:28:16.640 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:28:17.380 Like, come on.

00:28:18.840 No, I know.

00:28:19.580 I know.

00:28:20.560 Was this your genius idea?

00:28:22.820 No, I think it was.

00:28:23.340 Somebody was saying, what?

00:28:24.420 Live free?

00:28:25.060 No.

00:28:25.560 Oh, because that was your idea.

00:28:26.780 You had that idea.

00:28:27.660 Live free, live free.

00:28:28.080 No, your idea was honor code.

00:28:31.000 Oh, honor code.

00:28:31.520 Does that sound like you?

00:28:31.960 No password.

00:28:32.560 Honor system.

00:28:33.240 No passwords anywhere.

00:28:34.420 And it goes fine. 1.00

00:28:35.260 You want to fucking, yeah, you want to rob? 1.00

00:28:36.660 Rob. 1.00

00:28:37.500 We'll see how that works out.

00:28:38.400 Yeah, for you. 0.70

00:28:39.000 With your karmic mandate. 0.90

00:28:40.100 Yeah.

00:28:40.500 We'll see what happens.

00:28:41.120 I got a call the other day because I always pick up on scammers and I engage with them.

00:28:44.360 Got a call.

00:28:44.940 Hi, it's the Department of Homeland Security.

00:28:47.760 Immediately, the Jew and me, terrified.

00:28:50.120 Okay.

00:28:50.780 Ancestral fear.

00:28:51.700 Yeah.

00:28:51.860 They go, they go, you mean how they were coming for you?

00:28:54.340 How they were coming for me.

00:28:55.200 He goes, customs.

00:28:55.840 I go, what?

00:28:57.080 Chloe, something's off.

00:28:57.700 I go, well, you're going to, I'm going to go, I'm going to be honest.

00:28:59.380 It sounds like a scam.

00:29:00.040 Do you pick up every phone call you get?

00:29:02.620 Kind of.

00:29:02.960 Without fear?

00:29:03.520 It's weird.

00:29:03.900 I engage.

00:29:04.740 Because now you mean the AI thing, they take the voice.

00:29:06.120 What if it's a spam risk?

00:29:07.240 Do you pick up?

00:29:08.280 No.

00:29:09.060 Sometimes if I want to play, I have a little fun.

00:29:11.200 But I pick up, the guy goes, US border custom.

00:29:14.400 I get scared.

00:29:15.340 Eventually I hung up.

00:29:16.760 But I hung up and I literally go, I'm in trouble.

00:29:18.920 The government's going to come for me.

00:29:19.860 that's really interesting but but wait what was i saying though remind me uh liberation no no was

00:29:25.660 this your idea that everyone every year is that your idea or maybe john's i don't know that

00:29:32.780 everyone every year nudes uploaded to a public site so anyone you know you could look up their

00:29:40.960 nudes which would take what would that do for for culture if every year i gotta go in for my scan

00:29:45.880 today 360 degree nude scan available on the internet for everyone for for all to see thoughts 0.97

00:29:51.460 would it de-stigmatize would it would it would it what would that sexualize would it desexualize

00:29:56.160 yes yes okay well by the way actually of course the desexualization risk is actually the biggest

00:30:01.660 of all goodbye neuroticism yeah i mean then you'd have to really be dressing things up

00:30:07.240 then you'd have to be releasing nudes like then like lingerie is back like never before i know

00:30:11.860 You have to drape lace across a nipple to give it interest.

00:30:14.880 I know.

00:30:15.320 Yeah.

00:30:16.700 So I think, well, I mean, that's, that's the thing.

00:30:23.460 And I think some people are able to see eroticism in the absolute naked form.

00:30:28.140 Okay.

00:30:28.560 In the woods.

00:30:29.800 I don't think I do.

00:30:31.280 In the woods.

00:30:31.740 I think I need to see the contrast to the human spirit.

00:30:35.180 Yeah.

00:30:35.400 Yeah.

00:30:35.680 Or just some reference to the culture.

00:30:38.800 Yeah.

00:30:39.220 Yeah.

00:30:39.700 Or it becomes like.

00:30:41.500 But wait, nudes uploaded yearly.

00:30:44.500 Now, I think you're thinking of my idea, which is that Internet 2, everyone gets a fresh start now.

00:30:50.240 Okay.

00:30:50.840 Internet wiped.

00:30:52.100 Okay.

00:30:52.780 And we all go, we understand now.

00:30:55.360 Okay, everything's forever.

00:30:56.960 Yeah.

00:30:57.400 Blah, blah, blah.

00:30:57.920 We didn't get it before.

00:30:59.020 Okay, now we get it.

00:30:59.720 Now we get to start once.

00:31:01.000 It's very humane.

00:31:02.440 Internet 2.

00:31:04.300 Yeah.

00:31:04.780 And not Internet 2.0, because that's language from the old Internet.

00:31:07.440 No, Internet 2.

00:31:07.680 Okay, it's got to be Internet 2, fresh start. 0.97

00:31:09.660 you know not to say shit like now you know you know there's no deletion whatever yeah we got it

00:31:16.480 and we start fresh totally internet too i get it huge market someone's downloading and uploading 0.90

00:31:23.180 though you know that oh yeah they're starting fresh with it i mean i guess they already have

00:31:27.600 that they have these like who knows what am i talking about the internet i know nothing

00:31:30.560 i want to talk about the stars i want to talk about god i want to talk about the beach

00:31:34.040 oh the beach is huge huge news i am in the market for um a beach grill okay a camping grill

00:31:43.480 wait are you gonna get into camping without me because we're talking about this camping

00:31:47.060 well let's go beach grill okay so get ready okay so i'm going to this place beach access okay same

00:31:53.540 place as last time yes okay and i'm going i'm going i'm going i'm begging you send pictures

00:31:58.800 this time i will okay so i ordered a hot plate last night hot plate's not even the words and

00:32:03.840 induction oven okay or not an oven a stove it's like the things they on instagram cook on well by

00:32:10.220 the way i went to a fabulous restaurant cafe treist here in la the chef menu changes every

00:32:15.760 two weeks she this is fucking cool yeah i want to take you hannah is her name she's the chef 1.00

00:32:20.440 she's cooking for the whole restaurant she has one of those hot plate she's this little setup 1.00

00:32:24.520 she's like boom boom boom yes a lot of people like nothing's in the oven everything's that could 1.00

00:32:30.620 Maybe I could have made that up. 0.77

00:32:31.800 There might also be an oven.

00:32:32.740 But I'm watching her go, what? 0.99

00:32:34.540 A lot of chefs like them, apparently. 0.99

00:32:36.700 Particularly to get next to burner.

00:32:38.460 I saw someone else go, here's how I keep my burner clean.

00:32:41.420 My burner burner clean.

00:32:42.440 My gas stove clean.

00:32:43.100 I don't use it.

00:32:43.780 I saw someone say that.

00:32:45.280 What?

00:32:45.580 They put an induction thing on the countertop.

00:32:49.360 Wait, wait, wait.

00:32:50.420 This is a way of describing that they have stopped using their regular gas stove.

00:32:55.500 At home.

00:32:55.960 Yeah.

00:32:57.260 Oh, I see, I see.

00:32:58.320 I got it now.

00:32:58.840 But, so I'm bringing that.

00:33:00.620 So, so, and I follow this guy, I forget his name right now, but, and I'm like, whatever, this ADD, you know, account.

00:33:07.820 I'm going to start my own, by the way, I decided.

00:33:09.440 There's so many ADD accounts right now.

00:33:10.740 I know, but I'm going to start my own because I got stuff they don't see.

00:33:13.840 Yeah, yeah, totally.

00:33:14.360 And they don't have yet.

00:33:14.880 I could save lives.

00:33:16.280 So I was cackling and feeling so seen.

00:33:19.600 And then my lover sending me a video that's like, this is just like you and feeling so seen.

00:33:24.100 What was it?

00:33:24.800 There were two.

00:33:25.500 One was, well, like a big one is, it was like, you know, top 10 lies ADD person tells himself.

00:33:32.160 Yeah.

00:33:32.300 Okay.

00:33:32.560 It's actually like the funniest thing I ever saw.

00:33:35.120 You know, like this is why like, like normal people like the internet, right?

00:33:38.280 Yeah.

00:33:39.260 It was like, um, this was the most one.

00:33:41.860 This is beach girl for me.

00:33:42.720 Okay.

00:33:42.920 This guy's like, he's like, top 10 lies.

00:33:45.420 And he's like, one of them, he's like, I need some top tier new gear.

00:33:48.900 Yeah.

00:33:49.140 You know, you know, for the hobby I started yesterday that I'm convinced is going to be

00:33:52.080 in my life for the rest of the life.

00:33:53.300 I know, I know.

00:33:53.620 But I was like, hang on that.

00:33:54.240 This is me buying the rollerblades.

00:33:55.500 I bought the rebounder.

00:33:57.240 I bought, I mean, it's, it's endless.

00:33:59.260 And I need the tennis lessons.

00:34:00.660 I bought the racket.

00:34:01.120 That's the thing.

00:34:01.660 I almost bought a drum kit.

00:34:03.160 Yeah.

00:34:03.380 I took one drum lesson.

00:34:04.240 Instead I went, relax.

00:34:05.280 Right, exactly.

00:34:05.820 You did the pad.

00:34:06.600 But, well, you know, my father taught, taught drums in high school to, to like children.

00:34:11.500 Okay.

00:34:11.780 Or teenager or whatever.

00:34:13.500 When he was like a teenager to pick up cash.

00:34:17.340 He needed them to learn basics, but they want to, they want to rock out.

00:34:20.360 Right.

00:34:20.620 Yeah.

00:34:21.020 So I think 45 minutes of the lesson, drum pad basics. 0.89

00:34:24.700 last 15 throws on you know the rolling stones or whatever and they fucking rock out and those 0.70

00:34:28.860 kill that's fun that's that's cute okay so immediately go i think i need one of these 0.67

00:34:33.040 i think i need one of these camp grills yeah because the place is a place for propane which

00:34:37.700 i've always been scared of okay no i'm doing it okay i'm going back i'm optimizing i'm optimizing

00:34:43.100 and if you don't think i'm roasting vegan marshmallows on the beach dandies or i heard

00:34:46.860 trader joe's is vegan without yelling about it okay if you don't think i'm roasting vegan

00:34:51.140 marshmallows on the beach you're wrong okay I am can you imagine under the stars okay with the

00:34:59.500 waves crashing but what I'm going I'm going it's jackfruit on the grill yeah it's jackfruit on the

00:35:04.920 grill okay it's corn okay and I see this thing so first I google best okay best camp stove last

00:35:14.980 night okay I'm panicking I'm going which one is it they are so beautiful there's one that's like

00:35:19.420 from coleman it's like shiny blue shiny blue like you know what i mean can you imagine yeah

00:35:23.700 okay they have suitcase style exciting okay so i'm just i don't know i don't not sure what but

00:35:27.680 i just keep seeing like pineapple grilled pineapple salsas oh yeah all the way it's

00:35:31.760 crashing meanwhile never grilled in my life can't get out and worried about you never grilled a

00:35:35.740 single thing in my life and worried about whether the gear is is top tier i completely really how

00:35:41.320 you're supposed to start a hobby with less than good gear i mean i know exactly how you just do

00:35:46.680 it and then you realize the problems of something because you don't actually notice what's wrong

00:35:51.120 until you know what I'm saying well yeah and this is why I'm always the the fear not the fear but

00:35:56.600 the impossibility of of the the hobby every year I go I'm gonna start a hobby yeah I don't I'm like

00:36:04.720 there's do I want a hobby I don't know do I have one I'm like gardening because here's the problem

00:36:12.360 with gardening the second the second it fails it's over i get too emotional about the dead i

00:36:17.320 mean you can't imagine me hyper fix i told you awake in the night worry about the tree i told

00:36:21.380 you right and that's that that's ocd i really think that tree is coming back by the way it is

00:36:25.200 it's way better it's way better now you'd be shocked you need to listen to wick from secret

00:36:29.800 garden if a thing is wick it has a life about it okay maybe not a life but you can see because i

00:36:40.320 It's like, it's like, tear away the, it's like, tear away the dead parts so the tender

00:36:46.400 buds can grow.

00:36:47.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:48.580 Loosen up the earth and make the roots stay warm.

00:36:54.040 To your garden, because I know the movie.

00:36:56.420 Let the roots get warm.

00:36:59.680 Oh, well, by the way, very topical for us.

00:37:03.620 Clear away the dead parts so the tender buds can grow.

00:37:08.140 It's very, very pertinent.

00:37:10.320 ah the secret garden to our situation and then it's and then it's but then the chorus of the

00:37:16.220 song is incredible it's like wick it's like it's like wick and feel it crash and move it it's not

00:37:25.060 that it's absolutely incredible and as a child i saw a teenager do it at stage or manor you know

00:37:29.200 finest performance you've ever seen in your life the performance i saw another kid do sit down and

00:37:33.980 rock in the boat he was from from anything goes he was he was nine yeah killed it absolute comedic

00:37:39.840 genius yeah oh yeah well at nine at nine that goes to hell at 10 yeah

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00:38:14.500 you about over here check out the link in description the link in bio or even just

00:38:19.740 looking at berlantnovac.supercast.com okay hold on vegan bloom i went to a restaurant in chicago

00:38:28.780 it was called bloom i think it was called bloom delicious really yeah give me highlights it was

00:38:34.820 plant-based it just it had a menu of full of variety you know some of the things there was

00:38:43.040 like a sashimi made of you know everything I couldn't even remember what I ordered it just

00:38:47.780 kept coming and it was all what it was all so good what's like that in LA what's like the omakase

00:38:53.660 you know I mean like what's the what's the elevated we're all waiting I mean this is 0.93

00:38:57.940 fucking this is fucking Los Angeles hello hello I think there might be some okay they're like 0.96

00:39:03.160 lemonade has a vegan edamame salad oh wow you mean lemonade that like chain well by the way i 0.99

00:39:10.980 remember when lemonade launched i don't even know what that is it was good i remember lemonade on

00:39:16.300 abbot kinney going oh boy that one's you can build a plate remember this is like build a plate trend

00:39:21.260 was like it was like you can pick three sides yeah well it started at the market play in boston

00:39:27.040 chicken okay i remember going which was a revelation in the 90s where was i first there's

00:39:30.660 oh yeah plate of three this was like no i know this was oh no no no in new york and then here

00:39:36.200 in la yeah well there was a macrobiotic so i think four vegetarian signs and then that's the plate

00:39:41.820 excuse me hang on okay hang on what's the name come right back here yeah yeah

00:39:46.080 what's the potatoes and what's the meat that's what i'm asking i mean because i'm a what about

00:39:51.000 these people literally i'm a steak and potatoes guy yeah yeah oh really or or did you hear someone 0.85

00:39:56.900 fucking say that yeah 20 years ago i've just talked to it ever since people are sick potato 0.88

00:40:01.240 but the lemonade used to be something i've never been well now it's punishment you know what i 0.99

00:40:05.560 think of with you i think of you being like pret oh yeah i think you being like pret was huge

00:40:09.960 london pret london i only do pret in london i don't do yeah in america did you ever you're

00:40:15.580 probably too above this but i remember when uh at this mall they opened a pain cotisier okay

00:40:20.600 and they had the you know what now has become sort of a mall item classically it became a mall

00:40:27.360 item within three months okay but originally when they carved out a fucking when they carved out a 0.88

00:40:32.320 loaf and put soup in it that's crazy it was okay see it's like a dollar like a dollar 40 no no no 0.80

00:40:38.180 no it was no it was like this is sheer genius can you imagine anything tastier and then it

00:40:45.880 became kind of mocked do you eat the bread bowl that's the whole point right yeah

00:40:50.880 i mean america has problems you know wait question it was so good the big new york

00:40:58.160 what's the huge this is embarrassing 11 madison 11 madison this is humiliating they went

00:41:02.740 have you seen the documentary about this no first of all the guy's incredible you haven't seen the

00:41:09.260 doc about that chef no it's wait you mean it's buried inside no no no it's buried in 11 madison

00:41:14.920 It's buried inside a dock, a dock pushing whole food plant based.

00:41:18.540 OK, this guy, you know, saw the light, said my kitchen is now vegan or it's now whole

00:41:25.460 food plant based, to be clear.

00:41:26.460 Wow.

00:41:26.680 Wow.

00:41:26.940 Or something like that.

00:41:27.760 Right.

00:41:28.180 Point is.

00:41:29.760 Trains all the chefs.

00:41:30.660 OK, people must have been really horrified, scandalized.

00:41:33.260 And they go and he launches it critically destroyed, critically panned.

00:41:38.480 But now it's now it's back.

00:41:39.660 OK, great.

00:41:40.260 I don't know, but I'm bringing it back.

00:41:41.560 Hey, let's go to New York.

00:41:42.440 Let's do live shows there and let's go there.

00:41:44.920 you know what I heard that they do there they they do a little special like nods to you to

00:41:51.680 the diners like john went there and they put literally like they were like they made a

00:41:56.180 reference like the paris video they were like a paris eiffel tower of chocolate or something

00:41:59.440 so if we went who knows oh microphones well this better be at 11 madison handle 11 madison tag

00:42:10.500 Can you imagine?

00:42:12.000 I can.

00:42:12.900 But I only talk about him before I, you know,

00:42:16.020 I only talk about him being panned

00:42:17.240 because it's in the documentary.

00:42:19.900 And, but then it's restored.

00:42:21.340 Phoenix from the ashes, yeah.

00:42:21.880 Phoenix from the ashes. 0.98

00:42:22.880 And I support, and people are disgusting, you know? 1.00

00:42:25.460 People are pigs. 1.00

00:42:27.620 You mean that they trashed it? 1.00

00:42:28.760 Yeah.

00:42:29.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:29.600 It's like, maybe...

00:42:31.900 Have some imagination.

00:42:32.960 Yeah.

00:42:33.440 Yeah.

00:42:34.500 Well, they always want to pan the radicals.

00:42:40.500 What do I have here?

00:42:42.380 Sauna, obsessed with getting a sauna.

00:42:45.240 Well, did you just see, because you probably just saw the post.

00:42:47.880 What post?

00:42:48.600 Oh, no, just on the way here, I saw a post about-

00:42:50.760 Mark Hyman?

00:42:51.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:51.580 Fuck, I saw it too. 1.00

00:42:52.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:52.960 It's an amazing algorithm.

00:42:53.620 Same thing about just-

00:42:54.860 Some of the Mark Hyman stuff, I go, Mark, 40% less death.

00:43:01.300 Excuse me?

00:43:02.120 It's like-

00:43:02.500 Well, Gregor would call that all-cause mortality.

00:43:04.980 All-cause mortality.

00:43:06.140 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

00:43:06.840 But, sorry, Mark.

00:43:09.000 Sorry, Mark.

00:43:09.520 we need we need more sources because i'm seeing a lot of studies say

00:43:12.940 yeah i know which ones you're like your girlfriend okay you've been obsessed with

00:43:20.100 his life for too long you're always like mark's hot i don't know you like when someone you decide

00:43:25.980 like someone has like become hot or something it's like it's like cutthroat but in the other

00:43:33.180 way yeah you're like you're hot now you're like you're like costco sauna i've heard because i've

00:43:39.340 been i have to beg on all fours oh yeah wait weren't we together for a free sauna weren't

00:43:43.660 we together so on all fours when someone was telling us what sauna someone was telling us

00:43:48.340 about costco yeah well i've heard this a couple times when we together was it here i think listen

00:43:51.680 to the show and they go hey sauna you can get you can get a good one it's costco and i go we got to

00:43:56.380 get the uh emf oh checked out yeah yeah well you would snobbery you would you would decide

00:44:04.380 is it better that it was surely the place wait what do you mean i just think you would be like 0.97

00:44:09.280 convinced that costco right would have a shit one yeah no i don't know i don't know but i want to 0.93

00:44:16.400 look into it what do i have here sunlight oh well by the way i bought pants that my dentist bought 0.97

00:44:23.260 me pants. And this is, I'll back it up. So as we know, my dentist. Right. It's a fan. Lucio

00:44:30.300 came in Glendale. No, I shouted him out on the podcast. Massive business. I know. And I'm kind

00:44:37.960 of pissed because like, where am I in this equation? I know. But you wouldn't want to go

00:44:44.620 there. It's Glendale. It's too far for you. All right, fine. But he sent me a Nordstrom's gift

00:44:49.740 card and listen to this i'm at a boutique i'm at a boutique in silver lake trying on a pair of 0.99

00:44:54.800 pants i go fuck these are fucking cute they're $325 we're looking at with tax and everything 0.97

00:44:59.700 350 which is shocking now you notice the price before you try them on oh yeah honey you're like 1.00

00:45:05.960 i'm gonna try them on i'm gonna have fun i try them on i go fuck i go no you don't get them 0.98

00:45:11.960 because i got i got more i got more reasonable pants okay they were more they were less expensive 0.99

00:45:15.980 I go on the Nordstrom website

00:45:17.720 there are the pants

00:45:18.960 there are the pants

00:45:21.220 I go Nordstrom has these

00:45:23.380 I bought Paloma wool sexy pants

00:45:26.200 my dentist bought me pants

00:45:28.000 yeah

00:45:29.940 no look just like jealousy feeling left out

00:45:32.180 my mood is tanked

00:45:33.860 as a result of this story

00:45:34.920 I wrote down what did I write down

00:45:36.820 human condition

00:45:38.680 well I'll tell you one thing

00:45:40.800 emergency

00:45:45.080 emergency

00:45:45.980 level need to work out. Oh, right. So I have an announcement. I moved. As you know, I moved

00:45:50.920 homes. My old house had a bigger bedroom and the mirror so I could writhe nude for hours. Okay.

00:45:57.900 I work out. Yeah. You've always been a writher. Dancing. I haven't been writhing in this house.

00:46:01.780 Right. My handyman, God bless, who by the way, shorter than I am. Take that in. I'm five,

00:46:08.180 three and a half. Okay. So you're reaching for things for him. I'm five, three and a half.

00:46:11.660 he's on your shoulders he comes and sees my home he says this is oh this quote this is

00:46:16.500 just changed you this changed you he goes never have i seen a house so small

00:46:23.700 about my house and i go oh and it was so it was so shocking immediately it was a spell

00:46:33.740 it was a spell over carolyn mays talks about what can be a modern spell he cast a spell on you now

00:46:38.320 you were susceptible i was very susceptible so so then a week later haven't fully moved in yet

00:46:43.280 things are you know but there's no bed in there there's no dining room table all this stuff he

00:46:46.500 goes um do you have a lot of stuff to move into this small house you think he was worried that

00:46:54.120 there weren't there wasn't going to be enough like there's not going to be much work to do

00:46:58.000 in there so small why was he fixated i don't know i think he but then and then i go oh i know why

00:47:02.560 Why?

00:47:03.080 He's pushing for him to build an extension.

00:47:06.980 All right.

00:47:07.640 I don't know why, but I like that as a plot point.

00:47:09.560 But then he says to me, I go, he's like, I go, well, yeah, you know, I mean, we don't

00:47:13.660 have a lot of stuff, but yeah, we have to move in.

00:47:15.540 But I was like, but we don't have too much stuff.

00:47:17.500 Meanwhile, I knew the house was too small.

00:47:19.340 All this stuff.

00:47:19.940 He goes, he goes, well, that's good because the house is so small.

00:47:23.360 These are direct quotes.

00:47:25.060 I go.

00:47:26.620 He's going to start pitching knocking down walls for more open concept.

00:47:31.380 I see him.

00:47:32.480 and it's true i got my head and now i happen to you you come over to the house i go do a quick 0.98

00:47:38.420 tour it's gonna be over pretty quickly never saw house never i'd say i i'd say i never saw a cock 0.98

00:47:43.000 so small i know but i can't see it because it's not pushing through the fabric of your pants

00:47:48.040 i know i would if i had had i know i mean he didn't know that he shouldn't say that

00:47:56.600 i wrote down stewardness like unconsciously yeah instead of stewardess yeah but it's like

00:48:05.920 you know by the way i was like but i like that plot point and it was fully the camera weighing

00:48:10.580 on me that i realized like you know in-person recordings are gonna have to be like i don't

00:48:14.940 know that this is gonna work for me i gotta be clear what what because i i am not locked in on

00:48:19.000 you enough okay i mean this and so yeah okay and we might have to shift cameras eventually because

00:48:23.700 i am like i'm like i like that to do full profile like like i've become utterly false yeah well the

00:48:30.340 camera no like there's moments like i almost like would go through the footage and the camera be

00:48:34.320 able to like put a little highlighter on it be false false false you know what the camera also

00:48:38.100 does you know be huge commentary of our own work okay wait this is what i was going to say

00:48:43.960 you haven't even seen this i sent it to you okay so this sounds like a plug whatever

00:48:47.360 I did um a little role on Dr. Odyssey which is a procedural medical drama on ABC starring Joshua

00:48:54.920 Jackson okay did you watch the clip I sent you wait what how do I not know but I love medical

00:49:00.240 drama okay I sent you humiliated I sent you the clip Jacqueline Jacqueline Jacqueline Jacqueline

00:49:06.040 I missed it completely I want to do a critique of my work in it because I'm watching I'm going

00:49:09.820 oh really i'm doing too much no in a couple wait less eddie no no less listen i want me

00:49:20.100 in procedural yeah that's where it's at but you'll see i because i watched it and i'm like

00:49:26.620 it's so crazy the camera it is wild what the camera what it does to you you mean because

00:49:31.640 there are things and i go okay i'm doing nothing i'm being natural and on and on camera luck be a

00:49:36.760 lady tonight and i literally thought that i was going wait i got a horse right here his name is

00:49:44.100 paul revere wait what's that same musical it's earlier in the song i don't even know what i'm

00:49:49.380 referencing okay but but the camera is just think about it look be a lady tonight think about lady

00:49:59.440 a horse is a horse is it about a horse no no no it's it's i mean my understanding okay

00:50:04.480 is when you're saying luck be a lady tonight the sort of wit of it all be ladylike to me tonight

00:50:11.280 luck oh free me well sweet sweet sweet yeah luck be a lady tonight you can't do this i get excited

00:50:20.960 no i'm with you bring up no if you bring up a musical i know you yeah okay i get enlivened 0.79

00:50:26.840 you're gonna love this yeah guess what i fucking found out about your past life you're ready for 0.83

00:50:31.520 this don't tell me wait fine tell me none well there well well yeah me too see you at the convent 0.98

00:50:37.560 and see you back then only a thousand lifetimes i'm still trying to get back there

00:50:42.080 the way i connect must have a monastic karmic we are monastic yeah and people don't understand

00:50:47.820 we're whispering in the woods okay but but we are not the fools of the nunnery okay no we are severe

00:50:53.320 we are we are yeah we're on the bed of needles that's where we're going from here on out we are 0.97

00:51:00.280 going, we're seeking, we are seeking ecstasy. Straight path to God from now on. That's what

00:51:07.520 this is. It's a new way for us. Wait, hold on. There's something I want to say. The Reiki

00:51:10.620 healer was working on me. I go, she goes, God, whatever. You can say God, doll. I go,

00:51:14.240 I wasn't raised in religion. I don't have any God baggage. Exactly. I know. I'm always

00:51:17.680 winking going, you can say God. It's fine. I don't need your spirited or universe it

00:51:22.720 for me. Yeah. One of my favorite, I think this is, I don't know if this, you know, this

00:51:26.740 is a hebrew thing or not a hebrew thing but it's some fucking jewish thing the god you don't believe 0.99

00:51:31.260 in i don't believe in that god either oh yeah i think you told me that i think you told me that 0.97

00:51:37.180 i thought you quoted someone like much more direct i think it probably it probably was

00:51:41.220 you've made it into like a but wait hold on hold on hold on some like there's something i want to

00:51:44.480 say all right obviously this is huge jesus you've really given yourself over to um what's that what's

00:51:49.800 that puce what is that when you can't stop we're talking about that when the water no the color

00:51:55.020 oh yeah i was talking about that when it goes it takes gold gold and then it goes gold gold

00:52:02.240 this this was in the sale can't you tell it was a sale item wait a backcountry no i've never been

00:52:09.240 there last since no because that's not your i've never been a back fertility one that's my fertility

00:52:15.180 mug okay now hold on what i'm trying to say is all right let's wrap it up i can't wait to do this

00:52:21.260 again filled with element oh really okay interesting i'm still in superior but um hold on

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