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00:02:36.080 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:37.620 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:38.720 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

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00:02:50.620 Today's topic, loosely speaking, hyphoid.

00:02:53.760 Decay.

00:02:55.340 Ignoramus.

00:03:00.000 Hello.

00:03:01.480 Hi.

00:03:02.920 Do I acknowledge the tears or no?

00:03:04.980 Oh yeah, I was going to,

00:03:06.260 well, I was saying to myself

00:03:07.780 as I came up this morning,

00:03:08.780 as I was running up the stairs,

00:03:10.700 I was going,

00:03:12.380 crying in the morning,

00:03:14.980 crying in the evening,

00:03:16.280 crying at supper time.

00:03:17.720 Yeah.

00:03:18.320 When you've got crying on a bagel,

00:03:20.720 you can eat crying anytime.

00:03:22.320 Are you familiar?

00:03:22.960 Pizza on a bagel?

00:03:23.700 Oh, I'm aware.

00:03:24.620 They love it when you cry, baby.

00:03:26.040 Because nobody's aware of pizza on a bagel.

00:03:29.060 I'm aware, of course.

00:03:30.160 Those things.

00:03:31.200 Okay, because I imagine they weren't served in your home.

00:03:34.140 They weren't served in mine, but they were advertised.

00:03:36.420 They weren't served in my home. 1.00

00:03:38.120 Damn. 0.99

00:03:38.900 That was an era when advertising still felt like a separation from daily life. 0.99

00:03:44.220 Advertising was something separate from your own interiority.

00:03:48.360 But now, of course, the two have been wedded eternally.

00:03:51.140 Now it's on my wrist.

00:03:52.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:52.600 Now my thoughts.

00:03:53.160 That's the one thing I do not appreciate.

00:03:54.580 I advertise to myself through my own thoughts that feel private.

00:03:57.280 So that's what's really scary now.

00:03:58.920 They've been bought out.

00:03:59.980 I was bought out probably eight years ago.

00:04:01.940 I don't appreciate, oh, I could see a cat spraying a bush. 0.99

00:04:05.300 Damn. 0.99

00:04:06.040 You know, spraying, it's a very specific thing. 0.99

00:04:08.140 It's not just pissing.

00:04:09.360 The tail goes high.

00:04:10.200 It's not just pissing.

00:04:11.120 And they're marking territory across the way,

00:04:15.240 literally where the new neighbors are coming in.

00:04:17.040 So there's a new sex show on HBO.

00:04:19.420 I've talked to you about how, you know, Cat House, Taxi Cap Confessions on HBO.

00:04:24.300 Those were huge shows for me.

00:04:25.600 Did you watch those?

00:04:26.720 No. 0.86

00:04:27.800 They would make me so horny like as a kid and as an adult.

00:04:31.500 And then it's so sad because, and they're beautiful shows.

00:04:34.600 They're like remarkable pieces of television.

00:04:37.320 Oh yeah.

00:04:37.860 Taxi Cap Confessions.

00:04:39.100 I had to buy them on DVD because you can't find it anywhere because it's also like,

00:04:43.560 Taxi Cap Confessions is unbelievable.

00:04:44.940 Were they, I mean, not to be an ignoramus, but.

00:04:48.960 Please.

00:04:49.420 were they highly produced? I mean, I mean like they're not just the answer. No, really? So what

00:04:54.620 it was, was they had cab drivers in New York. This is like in the nineties, early two thousands.

00:04:58.960 Yeah. Little hidden camera. And they would pick up people and they just talk, talk, talk, talk.

00:05:04.080 And then at the end. Hidden camera. Yeah. Oh, and then at the end they offer them the option.

00:05:08.880 And at the end they're like, Hey, I was, I was filming that. I said, okay. And you see the most,

00:05:12.300 it is unbelievable. It is unreal. Okay. That changes everything. Nothing has touched it.

00:05:17.620 nothing has and i'll say it again nothing has touched it right okay and so whatever last night

00:05:24.060 even now if it was a hidden camera sorry even if now they tried to pull it off people are too 0.86

00:05:30.160 like people are too used to narrating the self on camera whether it's their own fucking on their

00:05:39.220 own phone yeah of course not that i think even the hidden camera is already now that even if 0.89

00:05:45.000 They don't know they're on camera.

00:05:46.000 It's mediated through a kind of camera press.

00:05:49.140 Well, that's exactly.

00:05:50.160 Well, here we go.

00:05:51.080 Let's talk about this for hours.

00:05:52.260 I mean, yeah, even now there's an assumption

00:05:54.340 that we're always being filmed and surveilled in some way.

00:05:56.860 So, or culturally surveilled.

00:06:00.300 Yeah.

00:06:00.660 Yeah.

00:06:01.360 Or like creating content, not just like Big Brother.

00:06:03.300 No, no, no.

00:06:03.840 Absolutely.

00:06:04.760 Yeah.

00:06:05.140 So now.

00:06:05.820 Waiting to be monetized.

00:06:07.320 Exactly.

00:06:07.720 So this is a totally different era of like the culture and everything.

00:06:12.160 So it's amazing.

00:06:14.160 Whatever.

00:06:14.440 look it up you can watch clips on youtube but i suggest buying the dvds completely urgently buying

00:06:20.300 them um i was on uh i was on hbo max last night there's some new sex show and they they show a

00:06:27.500 little bit of sex on it it's like called sex diaries or something and i was mildly titillated 0.95

00:06:31.580 um but it ain't what it used to be anyway um it can't be had a saffron sachet last night in bed 0.94

00:06:41.300 with a grown-up?

00:06:42.740 I also had them.

00:06:44.080 I wanted to clarify.

00:06:45.720 We clarified,

00:06:46.500 but it was not on.

00:06:47.360 Oh, yeah.

00:06:47.660 Some things we're going to cover

00:06:48.400 that were on our recording session

00:06:50.360 that were not,

00:06:51.320 you know what I'm saying?

00:06:52.200 On the faulty one.

00:06:52.640 That must be exciting

00:06:53.280 for everyone to know.

00:06:53.920 We logged on.

00:06:54.860 I actually think it's kind of,

00:06:55.860 it's kind of fun for them to know.

00:06:57.320 I just go back from Jersey, baby.

00:06:59.200 And I arrived at the Canopy Hilton

00:07:02.160 in an absolutely deranged emotional state.

00:07:05.580 You know, it was interesting.

00:07:07.160 I arrived at the Canopy Hilton

00:07:08.280 hallucinating

00:07:09.160 and we were logging on to POOG and it went in the trash folks because it was so,

00:07:17.660 I blame myself. I couldn't get it together. But one of the things that we brought up on the

00:07:21.560 trashed Hilton episode was the fact that the fullest saffron latte sachets do not have added

00:07:28.320 sugar. Yeah. To be absolutely clear, they had reached out and said like, cause I, on a thing, 1.00

00:07:33.340 I've been like, wait, there's something in there. Is it coconut sugar? They're like,

00:07:35.940 It is not coconut sugar.

00:07:37.700 It is like desiccated coconut or something.

00:07:39.800 Now I'm doing it again.

00:07:41.220 I'm like saying what I think it might be.

00:07:43.300 And I expect an email.

00:07:44.620 But yeah, no added sugar.

00:07:45.760 And I had it and it was delicious.

00:07:47.540 The question is, what am I doing?

00:07:49.600 This is coming up a lot.

00:07:51.020 Okay.

00:07:51.340 And by the way, another thing you mentioned,

00:07:52.860 because I was starting to think the episode might be airable.

00:07:57.240 I think edit it down to 15 to 20.

00:08:00.680 We could edit it down to 15, tag it on the end.

00:08:04.460 That's what I'm kind of wondering.

00:08:05.940 it'll be kind of

00:08:06.860 and we don't have to worry about

00:08:08.340 like we're fully acknowledging

00:08:09.380 so it's like

00:08:09.860 some of the things we covered

00:08:10.900 on that ep

00:08:11.700 that didn't air

00:08:12.940 I think the repetition

00:08:13.740 will be a thrill

00:08:14.660 include

00:08:15.700 so some things that came up

00:08:17.120 and now there's new information on

00:08:18.760 I believe I raised the issue

00:08:20.860 of the arancino

00:08:22.260 wait

00:08:23.260 what

00:08:23.940 is that the word

00:08:24.660 what's that arancini 0.99

00:08:25.460 what the fuck is an arancino 0.98

00:08:26.400 arancini 0.99

00:08:27.020 oh no

00:08:27.620 the Nespresso

00:08:30.460 milk aerator thing

00:08:32.360 oh sure

00:08:32.560 the steamer

00:08:33.060 that I use every day

00:08:33.940 that has changed my life

00:08:34.880 that we both have

00:08:35.580 and I don't know

00:08:36.240 if we bought it

00:08:37.160 or we sent it

00:08:37.780 bought

00:08:38.140 I think we bought it

00:08:38.920 because I think

00:08:39.960 we begged Nespresso

00:08:41.200 we were like

00:08:41.780 hi we've been pushing

00:08:42.780 Nespresso on the pod

00:08:43.700 and they sent us

00:08:43.940 free cups

00:08:44.720 literally nary a pod

00:08:45.980 and chocolate

00:08:46.640 it was like

00:08:47.280 wow

00:08:48.060 if you're gonna 1.00

00:08:49.760 fuck me like that 1.00

00:08:50.520 at least look in my eyes 1.00

00:08:51.420 Nespresso

00:08:51.840 like a branded plastic

00:08:52.760 branded plastic

00:08:58.260 that's not

00:08:58.640 what I just did there

00:08:59.700 didn't work

00:09:00.340 and I wanna unpack it

00:09:01.400 what was that

00:09:02.820 wait

00:09:03.060 I loved it

00:09:04.220 no no because it wasn't

00:09:05.580 What was that?

00:09:07.200 Do you mean it didn't work like...

00:09:08.360 No, because it wasn't funny, but I wasn't trying...

00:09:10.480 No, it was extremely funny to me.

00:09:12.680 No, no, no.

00:09:13.160 I was too distracted because I still was stuck ADD,

00:09:16.600 hyper-focus on branded plastic and things I had to say about it.

00:09:19.400 It didn't make sense.

00:09:20.700 No, I know what it is.

00:09:22.000 No, I know.

00:09:22.820 There's no way...

00:09:23.580 No, no.

00:09:23.900 I mean, logically, you know, and who cares?

00:09:27.120 But I think what you found unsatisfying is that what they had done

00:09:33.500 wasn't really about not looking in the eye, okay?

00:09:36.600 Yeah.

00:09:37.380 But that's why it was funny.

00:09:38.920 Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

00:09:40.840 So therein lies the issue.

00:09:44.140 Maybe tomorrow you'll know.

00:09:46.480 I'll say this briefly.

00:09:47.560 I had to ban Lana because I've been listening to it too much.

00:09:51.240 Because the album's too good.

00:09:51.940 No, I actually, this morning I woke up, I'm not kidding.

00:09:54.880 And I said, Kate, you are not allowed to listen to Lana today. 0.98

00:09:59.600 Now, is it because you drop into... 0.99

00:10:01.960 Oof.

00:10:02.500 And this is the new album, right?

00:10:03.620 So, and I've said this...

00:10:04.760 You drop into an emotional state that isn't a drug addiction?

00:10:07.800 Yeah.

00:10:08.160 So, I'm new to it.

00:10:09.300 Yeah.

00:10:09.640 And the new album, something thrilling, something adolescent about my friend who loves Lana

00:10:13.640 was like, there's a new Lana album.

00:10:14.740 And I went, that'll be kind of fun to kind of drop in.

00:10:17.620 Turned it on in Los Angeles from driving around.

00:10:20.280 Had to pull over.

00:10:21.080 I was crying.

00:10:21.620 Not the truth, but felt absolutely elevated emotionally.

00:10:25.160 Yes.

00:10:25.640 And then...

00:10:26.240 You're always saying I could cry or like I could almost cry.

00:10:29.940 Yeah.

00:10:30.320 And it's really funny.

00:10:31.360 Like, I'll get that.

00:10:32.100 Like, that's like the height.

00:10:33.100 Like, you'll be like, you're like, oh, my God.

00:10:35.280 Like, thank you for sending me this rioche.

00:10:39.100 I could cry.

00:10:40.660 I'm not.

00:10:41.800 But I could.

00:10:42.780 Go on.

00:10:43.680 No, but I am.

00:10:44.580 Me.

00:10:44.860 Me, a radio woman.

00:10:46.120 Anyway, go on.

00:10:47.080 So I was transported, elevated. 1.00

00:10:51.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:10:52.000 What was I going to say? 1.00

00:10:52.700 The point.

00:10:53.120 No, sorry.

00:10:53.620 And then you had to, um, you had to say no, because my phone gave me a warning I've never

00:10:59.600 seen before. So I have my, the Bose noise cancellation headphones that have completely

00:11:04.080 changed my life. And I, it's the best one I've ever spent in my life. Okay. Okay. Wow. I've

00:11:08.200 been wearing them. So when I travel, I put them on, like on the way to the airport,

00:11:12.400 to the entire airport on the entire plane, they're on me for 10 hours. Okay. And I was

00:11:16.880 listening to the Lana blasting in there for a couple of days. My phone said, hi, you have been

00:11:22.980 listening to music at too high a volume for too long and you need to turn it off and I went 0.97

00:11:28.180 holy shit I didn't know you're such a volume hound I am when it's when it when it hits good 0.78

00:11:34.900 I'm almost surprised like there's something delicate about like I imagine like like quiet 0.99

00:11:39.700 volumes would sort of reverberate through your skull I was in the I was picture me with the

00:11:45.360 Bose headphones on nude doing incredible choreography writhing wildly at the Jersey

00:11:51.300 Hilton. Yeah, it's always writhing with you. It's always writhing. And I mean,

00:11:54.580 unbelievable. Spontaneous writhing. Exorcism of emotion. Yeah. And just really needed it. Anyway,

00:12:02.000 so the point is, and then I was turning on the Lana too much. I was going too deep. I was feeling

00:12:05.880 it too deeply. And then till this morning, I thought, no Lana today. And I actually,

00:12:11.220 I really can't do it today. I had that with Rent the Musical at one point,

00:12:14.020 okay which i know you and your parents famously walked out of um but i as a teen where like i

00:12:22.200 would have this sometimes with listening to something over and over again where it would

00:12:25.400 eventually get to this point where it was like a drug response oh my god i want i want to pop in

00:12:30.600 with a quick one uh one night is being refunded from jamaica i'm just gonna pop in okay and i know

00:12:38.580 Why don't you pop in and hop in?

00:12:41.500 Because after I had to, how is that what it is?

00:12:47.480 Or is it after I constructed emails, okay, that were absolute genius in which you were

00:12:55.380 supposed to be getting the whole stay and you threw it all away and said, one night

00:13:02.300 rate reduction.

00:13:03.960 I know.

00:13:04.320 One night's off.

00:13:05.500 Oh my God.

00:13:06.680 I know.

00:13:07.220 I know.

00:13:07.520 But it's something.

00:13:08.340 Okay, but let's not even go down that path, all right?

00:13:11.020 Oh my God, no, it's fine.

00:13:12.920 But the milk, I just want to say,

00:13:15.300 I tried to steam almond milk in the Nespresso steamer

00:13:19.340 and nothing frothed.

00:13:21.860 Because you weren't using Elmhurst, the premier nut milk.

00:13:25.420 It's been going in my head all week,

00:13:27.220 Elmhurst, Elmhurst, what is that?

00:13:28.600 Can I get it at the supermarket?

00:13:30.060 I want frothy almond milk

00:13:32.280 because almond milk works for me for a number of reasons.

00:13:35.420 but I want it to froth

00:13:37.820 particularly for the new satchets

00:13:39.960 for the new fuller

00:13:43.120 specialty saffron satchets

00:13:45.280 fullest

00:13:45.760 I've done it again 0.69

00:13:48.080 it's so god damn good 0.89

00:13:50.380 saffron 0.90

00:13:50.900 did they send a goat milk bath

00:13:54.320 I came home to some packages

00:13:57.160 I haven't unloaded them

00:13:58.540 it's so weird how you don't open them

00:13:59.840 it's so sick

00:14:01.740 you have to understand

00:14:03.840 this is a motif in my life

00:14:05.700 the unwrapped present

00:14:06.760 that I have in the corner

00:14:07.680 that I refuse to open

00:14:08.560 because it remains pristine

00:14:10.060 and untouched

00:14:10.720 and I've learned

00:14:11.780 you have to touch it

00:14:12.600 you have to rip it open

00:14:13.560 you just absolutely must

00:14:14.640 I mean that's the bargain of life

00:14:15.580 we are here

00:14:16.200 well this is me

00:14:16.900 this is Alan Watts

00:14:17.880 eating that menu

00:14:18.600 I'm addicted to eating the menu

00:14:20.160 right 1.00

00:14:20.400 this is my whole fucking life 0.99

00:14:21.820 and so it's like 0.99

00:14:22.900 no make the order

00:14:23.820 make the decision

00:14:24.660 open it

00:14:25.400 it's okay

00:14:26.280 it will decay

00:14:27.420 it's okay

00:14:27.980 no my refusal to decay

00:14:30.740 I mean 0.99

00:14:31.380 googling the fucking 0.99

00:14:32.980 hyphoid process muscles 1.00

00:14:35.340 or whatever the fuck 0.98

00:14:36.140 in the night 0.99

00:14:36.580 trying to figure out

00:14:37.420 how I'm going to

00:14:38.160 maintain the neck.

00:14:38.980 What's the hyphoid?

00:14:39.680 I don't even think that's right.

00:14:41.200 The neck.

00:14:42.280 Yeah.

00:14:43.320 And I'm like,

00:14:44.180 what even is this? 0.99

00:14:46.380 Aren't I a fucking artist? 0.99

00:14:47.980 I don't even like the look. 0.99

00:14:50.140 You know what I mean?

00:14:50.740 Yeah.

00:14:51.060 Of attempted preserved youth

00:14:52.700 and yet,

00:14:53.440 whatever, 0.99

00:14:53.760 who fucking cares? 0.99

00:14:55.020 Well, 0.99

00:14:55.260 I want to say quickly

00:14:55.960 that I'm,

00:14:56.660 and I know I've brought this up 1.00

00:14:57.660 on Poog,

00:14:58.260 but Haunted Daily

00:14:59.100 by Nicole Kidman.

00:15:00.320 She only sleeps on her back.

00:15:01.780 Right.

00:15:01.980 And that's kind of the thing because I love the feeling of the bed fully pressed, smashed, stomach down on the bed, full flush.

00:15:12.200 One leg bent.

00:15:13.700 One leg bent.

00:15:14.380 Lying against it like I'm rock climbing.

00:15:16.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:18.500 Oh my God, it's so good.

00:15:20.540 And so I do sleep on the back also.

00:15:22.640 I mix it up and wake up in pain because like the day I woke up on my stomach with my neck cranked skyward.

00:15:31.980 okay but almost like horrible oh ow ow yeah it's um i've i've gotten all the fancy pillows you

00:15:39.420 don't even know the pillows there's one called like the piano or something that i got and like

00:15:44.380 these pillows that look they don't even look like pillows there's all sorts of crazy ones

00:15:49.060 i've gotten that face one that's sometimes recommended on the strategist where it holds

00:15:53.260 you know your head from from tipping oh i don't know you know so it keeps it straight i've tried

00:15:58.920 them all still no success thinking of trying the cube have you seen that nope it's a little cube

00:16:04.540 a little like no literal cube oh okay big ass cube and you know it's for the side sleeper

00:16:14.520 which who can find themselves who can locate themselves in these categories i ask i know

00:16:21.220 because i certainly can't ever heard of tossing and turning uh i mean it's a cliche and yet

00:16:28.040 snoring what's going on are we breathing in the night i'm unclear it apparently all has to do with

00:16:36.360 the jaw i've been reading i think i'm i mean i should get footage but i'm pretty sure i'm good

00:16:40.540 i'm a silent sleeper and i'm pretty sure i am going through the nose i really do think so

00:16:43.960 yeah the mouth taping is a huge new trend i'm a tech community

00:16:50.040 but wait wait wait wait wait oh the queue i've been in communications another thing we talk

00:16:58.380 about at the end and there's been further communication with bionic gym okay oh yeah

00:17:03.860 this is from like the deleted canopy episode okay yeah yeah um bionic gym strap it to your legs

00:17:09.760 okay it creates fast twitch muscle fibers and then thigh muscles okay they contract and relax

00:17:15.900 at the rate of shivering.

00:17:17.820 Shivering, body is a natural way

00:17:19.900 to warm up, you know,

00:17:21.040 thus burning calories, etc.

00:17:23.720 So you lie there

00:17:24.880 and passively work out.

00:17:26.560 And you work up a sweat

00:17:27.660 and your heart rate, all of it.

00:17:32.240 And it's saving lives, okay,

00:17:34.500 for people with like mobility issues 0.98

00:17:36.040 and all this kind of shit. 0.96

00:17:37.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:37.620 I don't know.

00:17:38.180 I'm impressed.

00:17:39.560 Give me a price point.

00:17:40.140 I've been begging.

00:17:41.740 Oh, yeah.

00:17:42.760 Oh, yeah.

00:17:43.080 That's what I want to hear, honey.

00:17:44.160 It's between $500 and $1,000 to be clear.

00:17:48.300 Oh, almost too cheap.

00:17:49.820 Now I'm suspicious.

00:17:50.140 Okay, there it is.

00:17:51.360 I thought you were going to say 5K out the door.

00:17:53.660 No, right.

00:17:54.100 5K to passively exercise. 1.00

00:17:55.980 Yeah, I'm like 500 bucks to get a new ass while you watch the news. 0.99

00:18:00.440 Like that seems... 1.00

00:18:01.120 Except this isn't that thing that they strapped your ass that you've seen on television where 1.00

00:18:04.920 they're lying in the doctor's office and the ass is pulsing. 1.00

00:18:07.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:08.180 That's tens, I think.

00:18:10.400 this is like wild shaking a la peggy like in mad men mad men when she brings home that thing okay

00:18:18.520 right it's like an exerciser for women but it's like really but yeah i shouldn't say it

00:18:23.820 she's coming rivers but i'm asking them i'm asking them like i'd love to try it and you

00:18:30.140 know and i'll talk about it on the pod and they totally fairly are like and this sometimes happens

00:18:35.580 They're like, we'd love to have a call with you to go over the product.

00:18:40.980 And this has come up with Lima Laser, who we've been courting.

00:18:45.760 Honey, I want that Lima.

00:18:46.340 The question of the phone call, right?

00:18:47.880 I want that Lima.

00:18:49.480 And I want the call because I want to know the ins and outs.

00:18:51.720 I want to know exactly how to use that thing.

00:18:54.440 For those who don't know, the Lima is the at-home laser device.

00:18:57.860 I just fear sometimes that it's an interview.

00:18:59.980 that they're they're trying to understandably weed out the common you know send me one okay yeah

00:19:08.200 and particularly when you say we're a couple of comedy gals oh yeah they start to picture okay

00:19:12.500 now what do we have on the show today what is the bionic gym you're saying you stretch you know

00:19:17.700 that like like that it's the product of the day and it's going to be or that we debunk we don't 0.99

00:19:21.580 debunk on poop yeah we have no debunking is debunking is for fools and assholes and it always 0.98

00:19:28.580 has been yeah all right that's not entirely true but it's okay yeah it's some of our most important 0.98

00:19:35.900 work and yeah um thinking about getting one of these things that trims your hair like trims like

00:19:42.180 one millimeter off the end you drag it through your hair and it just does it no a scissor can

00:19:48.280 only do so many hairs at once this is like a brush that just goes through whoa somebody was

00:19:52.560 I was telling you about this just the other day.

00:19:54.800 It wasn't you.

00:19:56.600 Did they say it worked?

00:19:57.780 They were talking about somebody cutting like the hair on their head,

00:20:01.520 like perfectly with like a mitten,

00:20:03.740 like an electronic mitten.

00:20:05.060 Yeah, that's sort of the,

00:20:07.520 I mean, there was,

00:20:08.080 I think there was a thing in like the 80s.

00:20:10.560 I feel like I've brought this up.

00:20:11.840 Like, I feel like I've heard it referenced like the flow bee or something.

00:20:15.120 Like it was like you attach it to your vacuum maybe and then.

00:20:18.760 And it cuts your hair.

00:20:20.080 Yeah.

00:20:20.340 Here's a question

00:20:22.760 How do you get a ladder

00:20:23.820 Without buying one

00:20:25.020 I want to get it

00:20:25.680 I need to get a tall ladder

00:20:26.800 Yeah

00:20:27.340 I want to get a ladder

00:20:29.220 In this house

00:20:29.820 Like a tall ladder

00:20:30.840 Well do you mean for free

00:20:32.120 Or do you mean

00:20:32.940 How do you purchase it

00:20:34.320 No to borrow

00:20:34.880 Borrow

00:20:35.900 Because it's like

00:20:36.420 I need a ladder

00:20:37.080 Because I'm trying to clean

00:20:37.940 My skylight by hand 1.00

00:20:39.880 Get a fucking ladder 1.00

00:20:40.940 To own 0.99

00:20:41.920 I'm going to go get

00:20:43.020 A 10 foot ladder

00:20:43.740 And what do I do with it

00:20:44.480 What every American does with it

00:20:46.560 Stores it

00:20:47.360 In the garage

00:20:48.520 Yes

00:20:49.020 Like a

00:20:49.860 Yeah

00:20:50.160 I don't have a massive ladder, but I have one that I use to hang the burrow shelves.

00:20:55.640 Burrow, by the way.

00:20:56.880 Phenomenal.

00:20:57.320 Oh, yeah.

00:20:57.580 I never got those.

00:20:58.520 I need them now.

00:20:59.060 I know.

00:20:59.560 You think I can get them now?

00:21:00.200 I need them for my office.

00:21:01.040 Okay.

00:21:01.300 I think you still can.

00:21:02.280 My jaw's on the floor.

00:21:03.800 I know.

00:21:04.160 Burrow.

00:21:04.620 I know.

00:21:05.220 Yeah, burrow.

00:21:05.960 And you know I lived on a burrow couch in New York forever because it comes in three packages.

00:21:11.980 It comes in separate packages that you can...

00:21:14.040 Are you Googling them?

00:21:14.820 Yeah.

00:21:15.160 And you installed those yourself, as I remember.

00:21:17.360 Yeah.

00:21:17.580 Are you Googling...

00:21:18.740 Are you looking on their website right now?

00:21:19.900 yeah is that a crime no is that a crime keep going don't you stop no i'm not talking while

00:21:28.140 you're scrolling their website okay okay focus both i'll let you do it if you want see this is

00:21:33.400 the rabid nature of you you realize it's disrespectful i'm sorry i was talking about

00:21:39.380 the shelves for a reason you know what i mean and you were activated in the hunt i hear you

00:21:44.980 and the gather and you're running over now and you're still doing it you're like appeasing me

00:21:49.580 Yeah, I hear you

00:21:50.980 While assessing your shelf options

00:21:53.100 I mean, you are in the grips

00:21:55.300 Of the promise of the free shelf

00:21:56.740 And you're still going

00:21:58.860 I'm off

00:21:59.320 I'm off and I'm going to reach out and beg

00:22:01.660 Okay, continue

00:22:02.720 Yeah, I don't think

00:22:03.660 They already offered them

00:22:04.740 I really think

00:22:05.620 They're nice looking

00:22:07.320 They're quite nice looking, I have to say

00:22:09.280 They are, they're very nice

00:22:10.900 But I lived on a burrow couch in New York

00:22:13.780 Because I could not get a couch

00:22:15.700 Up to the fifth floor

00:22:17.200 Not even just an issue of weight

00:22:18.880 I could not get a couch in there 0.65

00:22:21.460 I'd have to use Dr. Couch

00:22:23.060 which is like a New York small business

00:22:25.820 where they break your couch

00:22:26.860 they break it and reassemble it

00:22:30.440 they have to crush it like a bone

00:22:32.600 to get out of a handcuff

00:22:35.180 you know when they smash a bone

00:22:37.720 in a film

00:22:38.240 I love that

00:22:39.200 I don't think I've seen that in a film

00:22:42.660 where someone breaks their hand

00:22:44.920 to get out of the handcuff

00:22:47.740 the bows have changed their life i know where's the bows sponsorship i need more direct now it's

00:23:00.260 beyond products i want sponsorships i want i want calls from ceos but full-on lifelong all day

00:23:09.220 sponsorships you know much like like they do on f1 my new favorite sport which i still haven't

00:23:15.980 scene yeah you need to you need to get into f1 i'm gonna get into f1 listeners know you know what

00:23:21.500 i have to survive we'll begin to begin it for you and you'll be hooked and then there will be

00:23:25.680 we'll be in monaco we'll be in monaco thoughts but anyway i'm begging for bionic gym and i'm

00:23:33.440 like trying to avoid a phone call because who wants to get on a phone call and i feel bad because

00:23:36.840 i'm begging while also being like guys i just there's no way i'm going to wrangle kate whatever

00:23:40.500 and and then i decided well maybe i'll just send them a clip of me talking about it in advance and

00:23:45.580 And if they want to send, they send.

00:23:46.620 And if they don't, I think about whether it's worth it to me to purchase.

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00:28:06.120 Kate, I'm concerned suddenly. Talk about eating the menu if we're on the right green powder.

00:28:12.680 Because I have gotten into a habit for once in my fucking life. 0.94

00:28:15.220 And I'm eating the, and they're a major advertiser on the pod and whatever, 0.98

00:28:18.840 but I am having athletic greens daily

00:28:21.040 because you told me to, okay?

00:28:22.860 Meanwhile, I fell off.

00:28:24.160 I mean, every day.

00:28:26.180 Sometimes with dinner, which is, talk about that.

00:28:28.600 That's, you're really doing it.

00:28:30.060 Like you're enjoying a nice dinner.

00:28:31.420 I did it quite religiously for,

00:28:33.140 I would say close to two years,

00:28:34.480 a year and a half on the AG every morning.

00:28:36.700 I'm getting served things on Instagram

00:28:38.460 that are these graphics that show on the right side,

00:28:41.120 like a green bag, you know, unbranded.

00:28:44.140 Okay, and their product, they're like, you know,

00:28:46.160 almost like- 0.99

00:28:46.620 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:28:47.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:48.000 They're going dirty.

00:28:48.840 Yeah. And they're like, and what, here's what disturbed me. They go,

00:28:53.640 are you like, your green powder is just a multi in a bag.

00:28:58.720 Don't.

00:28:59.480 I know. Okay. So I'm like, okay, what? Or they're like, is your green powder? Now,

00:29:04.620 I don't know that they meant athletic green. I mean, of course they're trying to apply.

00:29:08.220 There's a lot of green powders out there, right? And some of them probably are. So I was looking

00:29:12.880 at the ingredients and I was like, I believe these are like, you know, real like food ingredients.

00:29:17.900 They're not just vitamins.

00:29:19.780 No, no.

00:29:20.380 We've got minerals.

00:29:23.160 But there's like ground up food in there, right?

00:29:26.940 It's not...

00:29:27.860 Yeah, and they're constantly adjusting the formula.

00:29:29.560 Yeah, which is one of the main reasons I believe in them.

00:29:33.560 I don't know.

00:29:34.080 I just was like, if I'm at the point now where I'm doing something every day, is it the right one?

00:29:39.060 Oh, God.

00:29:39.680 Yeah.

00:29:39.860 If you've crossed that threshold and you actually have the habit.

00:29:43.260 Yeah.

00:29:44.120 It's one thing to not begin.

00:29:46.700 like I've not began like I have no protein powder in my life really because I haven't done the

00:29:52.540 research I hear people say Truvani a lot yeah yeah so that's the one Truvani is good because

00:29:57.460 I once bought that because of the heavy metal testing because you got to make right got to

00:30:01.500 make sure it's third-party tested and all that I bought the vanilla Truvani not tested by their

00:30:05.000 grandfather their own grandfather and I have to say I didn't like it just taste wise I was like

00:30:12.840 uh-oh. But that's because I'm not a protein powder. There are people who integrate that

00:30:16.880 into their routines so deeply that it's not about that for them. But I would try again.

00:30:23.000 I would try again. Yeah. Yeah. Now that I'm shaking up a blendy bottle, you know what

00:30:29.940 I mean? That's so wild. I can't believe that. Every day. And I don't know. I just want to

00:30:37.340 get it right. I just want to get it right. To have a routine for once. I want to get it

00:30:40.840 right too the one the thing that i take every day is the lipospheric vitamin c again they've

00:30:46.040 never sent maybe they sent it once i don't remember i don't okay yeah that i don't know

00:30:50.460 actually i don't know if they did that i know i bought that i do every single day kind of without

00:30:53.800 now do you just squirt that in your mouth no i cannot taste i do because it's and i can handle

00:30:59.140 like bad tasting things yeah so this is what you do it shot glass fill with water you squeeze in

00:31:05.040 the pouch you shoot it back on an empty stomach it's supposed to be on an empty stomach you say

00:31:08.820 interesting you're actually not supposed to eat anything for 15 minutes after but let's just say

00:31:14.160 cruel yeah do that but um and you're doing that for just immunity immunity but also i guess for

00:31:21.060 skin yeah and yet no topical vitamin c not true sweetheart i've been doing the skin ceuticals

00:31:26.160 oh the c right whatever i'm using dr janice gross at the moment topical in the orange

00:31:33.020 bottle i use that whole thing yes and i don't mind i frankly appreciate that it's orange now

00:31:39.540 i guess that's one of his key colors yeah can you use too much vitamin c i think not love that

00:31:45.180 here we go i believe not what's it gonna do yeah what's it gonna do there it is what the 0.93

00:31:50.220 fuck is it gonna do i'm committing to a dennis gross light mask every day okay regime yeah 0.97

00:31:55.660 the spectral light oh i think we talked about that on our well you'll hear it later yeah 0.99

00:32:00.680 The fact that it has more LEDs.

00:32:02.180 You'll hear it later on the extra guy.

00:32:07.300 It'd be funny if at the end they don't hear it later.

00:32:10.160 That could still happen.

00:32:11.180 We reserve that option.

00:32:12.960 We don't use it.

00:32:15.020 Well, anything can happen in life.

00:32:17.320 And life often changes very quickly all at once.

00:32:19.960 And if you're not prepared for that, then...

00:32:22.400 If you're not prepared to be thrown out of the nest, so to speak.

00:32:24.980 Well, I'm not prepared to be thrown out of the nest ever.

00:32:27.840 I know.

00:32:28.240 and that's

00:32:28.860 the comfort I get

00:32:30.160 that's all we can do

00:32:31.460 so I've gotten

00:32:32.000 into this salsa routine

00:32:33.240 nightly salsa

00:32:34.640 oh yeah

00:32:35.300 with my

00:32:36.680 Mr. Tortilla Chips

00:32:37.760 as my dessert

00:32:38.440 and then

00:32:39.280 you know

00:32:39.560 I was like so tired

00:32:40.500 the other night

00:32:41.160 and I was falling asleep

00:32:42.440 like on the couch

00:32:43.440 I was like

00:32:43.880 and then I was like

00:32:45.180 I gotta wake up

00:32:46.100 so I can have my salsa

00:32:47.060 and chips

00:32:47.580 you know what I'm saying

00:32:49.740 like I was like

00:32:50.320 wait

00:32:50.720 that's like

00:32:51.460 I gotta get up

00:32:52.540 to do the thing

00:32:54.220 that I know

00:32:55.200 I enjoy

00:32:56.680 will bring you pleasure

00:32:57.620 and yeah but I'm do you see like what's weird about it kind of it's like yeah of course like

00:33:03.640 why am I fighting sleep yeah when like there's nothing greater than the feeling of sleep pulling

00:33:08.600 you down but like pulling you down and into its moonlit embrace oh my god being pulled down into

00:33:14.460 sleep if only you could stay awake for it that's what's so tragic it's absolutely and that's why 0.86

00:33:20.980 we we run to lucid dreaming and we've been talking about it for three fucking years and 0.97

00:33:25.000 you've made no efforts 0.98

00:33:26.340 I know

00:33:27.900 I know

00:33:28.940 I know

00:33:29.360 I had some wild dreams

00:33:31.140 last night

00:33:31.580 I mean

00:33:31.960 I knew I remembered them

00:33:33.840 an hour ago

00:33:34.380 and now they're gone

00:33:35.140 you just gotta write them down

00:33:37.020 first thing 0.99

00:33:37.520 what a fucking annoying thing 0.99

00:33:38.940 to say to someone 1.00

00:33:39.560 you know this

00:33:40.280 but yeah

00:33:40.860 sometimes

00:33:42.380 you know what's embarrassing

00:33:43.460 when your dreams

00:33:44.300 I'm not gonna get into my dreams

00:33:45.800 but I'll just say

00:33:46.480 there was a moment

00:33:47.340 in my dream last night

00:33:47.940 I dream often

00:33:49.080 in the ocean

00:33:49.860 and I dream often

00:33:50.960 about ocean life

00:33:51.940 and

00:33:53.840 And I was in the ocean and Tom Hanks was underwater.

00:33:59.800 Yeah.

00:34:00.280 And it's just like embarrassing.

00:34:01.740 Because it's cast away?

00:34:02.500 Like Tom Hanks was underwater and he was telling me, he was like, you are going to slay a huge

00:34:08.600 blue whale.

00:34:09.680 Like he was like holding like a spear.

00:34:12.160 He was like, you're going to like, God, but that seems sinister.

00:34:14.720 But he was like the blue whale is coming or something.

00:34:16.700 And I was like, whoa.

00:34:17.500 And then a shark was behind him.

00:34:19.160 And I said, Tom, you know, it's like, but to have the embarrassment of being reduced

00:34:23.740 to these cultural archetypes

00:34:25.080 that I'm in the ocean

00:34:26.580 and Tom Hanks is there.

00:34:27.720 It's like,

00:34:28.200 well, there it is.

00:34:28.980 Oh, God.

00:34:30.100 Well, I mean,

00:34:30.700 have you heard of anything more banal?

00:34:33.080 And yet, you know,

00:34:34.740 I'll counter and say...

00:34:35.740 Who do I need to be there?

00:34:36.540 Mort Sahl?

00:34:39.100 Exactly, exactly.

00:34:40.180 Like, that's what I was going to say.

00:34:42.480 Like, at least give me Elliot Gould.

00:34:45.280 Yeah, but thank God it's not

00:34:47.140 is the point, okay?

00:34:48.860 Yeah, yeah, totally.

00:34:50.060 Because it's like,

00:34:50.480 what are you going to be in

00:34:51.540 with your New York therapist

00:34:53.480 with New York references

00:34:54.600 in his dreams.

00:34:56.120 Like, it's too much.

00:34:58.200 What, you remembered more?

00:34:59.360 No, you're just reminding me

00:35:00.060 that I failed to respond

00:35:01.140 to the Jungian therapist.

00:35:02.580 Oh, right.

00:35:02.900 I was wondering

00:35:03.880 if you were already like,

00:35:04.940 because we hadn't talked about it

00:35:05.640 the other day. 1.00

00:35:06.100 I was like, that bitch, 1.00

00:35:06.780 she's been doing it for six weeks. 1.00

00:35:09.340 I was like, going to schedule it.

00:35:10.720 But then it was like expensive.

00:35:11.740 Making gains.

00:35:12.860 Leaving me in the dust.

00:35:13.620 I was just like,

00:35:14.060 but what could be worth my money more?

00:35:17.120 I cleaned my bathroom

00:35:20.140 and tub,

00:35:21.800 you know, 0.99

00:35:22.100 And the way the internet fucking tells you, you know, vinegar, vinegar, baking soda. 0.99

00:35:27.160 Oh, that's what's going on. 0.98

00:35:28.240 That's in the deleted episode.

00:35:29.460 Oh, it is?

00:35:30.060 Yeah, talking about vinegar, right?

00:35:31.940 Oh, yeah.

00:35:32.400 I asked about it.

00:35:33.440 So I went ahead and did it.

00:35:35.000 And they said that when you pour the vinegar on the baking soda, you're going to get like

00:35:38.460 the volcano, you know?

00:35:40.020 Yeah.

00:35:40.540 Oh, yeah.

00:35:40.800 And so I was like, there's no volcano.

00:35:42.340 And so I just like started with an open bottle of white vinegar, like tossing freely, like

00:35:51.120 champagne on the podium of an F1 race. Okay. Oh my God. Just like wild. Like, like just like

00:35:58.360 I cleared everything out and I was just throwing it like around the bat, like throwing it on the

00:36:01.680 floor, a huge, a full bottle of vinegar. And I don't know if it really did anything. I mean,

00:36:07.300 I was also just, I found myself just going, yeah, right. Okay. About like literally any cleaning

00:36:12.700 product has any cleaning products. Here it is. Here it is. Has any cleaning product ever cleaned

00:36:18.860 grout for real I don't know it might reduce whatever the fuck but I've never seen any

00:36:28.040 any clean product clear away like like a mildew you know shower corner totally it's like 0.93

00:36:37.180 talk about the lie of the Roomba I mean my Roomba actually guess what I took it to the curb

00:36:42.980 well yeah I got it out did you feel like sad for it a little bit because it has kind of a

00:36:47.080 So it sort of has a little bit like a pet, a failed pet, a pet that failed you.

00:36:52.640 It's really sad, actually.

00:36:53.520 There is an animal element to it, the way it crawls on the floor and everything.

00:36:57.760 Yeah, so I brought it to the curb and then gone in probably 25 minutes.

00:37:03.660 My God, I saw it.

00:37:04.680 That's fabulous.

00:37:05.240 I saw, I love that, how that is.

00:37:07.980 Like in New York, too, like you knew you put something quality out, you know?

00:37:12.180 Feels great.

00:37:12.840 but wait

00:37:14.480 oh no

00:37:15.100 just the Roomba

00:37:15.800 just reminded me

00:37:16.500 I watched this show

00:37:17.120 about training these

00:37:18.800 like rescue dogs

00:37:19.780 kind of thing

00:37:20.300 you know

00:37:20.540 I think it was rescue dogs

00:37:21.480 I don't think it was

00:37:22.520 I think they were like

00:37:24.120 the dogs that like

00:37:25.000 jump out of helicopters

00:37:26.160 into

00:37:26.580 into lakes

00:37:28.980 into lava

00:37:29.500 and like save people

00:37:30.680 and stuff like that

00:37:31.300 it's like

00:37:31.640 this whole thing

00:37:32.440 about their training

00:37:33.140 and

00:37:34.440 you know

00:37:35.240 each family

00:37:36.240 like takes one in

00:37:37.160 and like they

00:37:37.720 the family kind of like

00:37:38.880 cares for them

00:37:39.440 and helps along

00:37:40.440 with the training

00:37:41.040 while it's going on

00:37:42.100 and then they're

00:37:42.400 brought back to school for these different checkups and whatever and see how they're doing

00:37:45.360 and some graduate okay and move on and like some don't okay okay and I can't remember right now

00:37:54.200 what they're called but the ones that don't like they have a loving name for them that's the dog

00:38:00.320 you want of course I mean I'll take the hero too you know what I mean like yeah well this is like

00:38:06.320 when I would feel sad for the um first I'd feel sad for the dented can in the supermarket and

00:38:12.280 feel like i gotta bring home that one but then i go what about the beauty next to it does he deserve

00:38:18.480 no love just because he's perfect right right right you know what i'm saying so so then it's

00:38:23.500 what i gotta take all the cans you know it's it's it's i mean whatever but there was a really sweet

00:38:29.660 name for it but like the families got like really like i don't know like they really it seemed like

00:38:34.440 some of them really struggled with with their little guy not like not going on but wouldn't

00:38:38.800 you just love

00:38:39.540 to have 0.98

00:38:40.160 like a dropout

00:38:41.800 a dropout dog 0.71

00:38:42.820 like a dog

00:38:43.300 who'd been to a school

00:38:44.280 you know what I mean

00:38:46.080 made some gains

00:38:47.260 has some skills

00:38:47.980 like but couldn't

00:38:48.720 go the distance

00:38:49.320 like yeah

00:38:49.820 that guy would be

00:38:50.880 phenomenal

00:38:51.340 yeah

00:38:51.800 hello

00:39:02.340 it's me

00:39:03.220 Anna Sinfield

00:39:03.980 from The Girlfriends

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00:40:01.660 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?

00:40:04.200 Welcome to Boys and Girls, the podcast where dating isn't dating.

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00:40:26.760 And the wild part? You're not just looking for someone you like.

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00:41:02.140 This is Ryder Strong,

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00:41:05.840 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

00:41:11.200 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.

00:41:15.020 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:41:16.360 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:41:20.000 No, I am not your guru.

00:41:23.780 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:41:26.400 I lied to police.

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00:41:34.320 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:41:37.140 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:41:40.500 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:41:43.400 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:41:45.080 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92

00:41:48.000 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90

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00:42:01.440 When you feel uncomfortable, what do you put on?

00:42:05.200 Biggie.

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00:43:08.300 Gotta reduce the jaw tension.

00:43:10.680 And now.

00:43:11.660 Okay.

00:43:12.420 Well, the bottom of my face bulks up.

00:43:15.300 It's the pain.

00:43:16.460 Well, they're going to pitch you Botox in the jaw.

00:43:19.280 Which for people with us with jaw pain actually is not something to scoff at.

00:43:23.160 No.

00:43:24.040 But then there's the concern of.

00:43:25.900 Muscle atrophy

00:43:27.040 Yeah, the skin falling around it

00:43:29.360 I don't know whether I want to lose

00:43:31.100 You know, the muscular jaw

00:43:33.320 And then the skin falls

00:43:35.100 I don't know

00:43:36.480 I don't know, but guess what

00:43:39.020 I'm gua sha-ing again 0.97

00:43:40.880 I'm back on gua sha and I'll never fucking drop it again 0.98

00:43:43.740 Really? 0.98

00:43:44.480 I'll never drop it again 1.00

00:43:46.220 Face Jim sent us a gua sha 1.00

00:43:49.140 The silver one?

00:43:50.360 It's silver, yeah

00:43:50.940 Stainless steel?

00:43:52.200 Stainless steel

00:43:52.740 That was a while ago though, right?

00:43:53.960 Yeah, a while ago

00:43:54.600 This happens when you organize

00:43:55.820 you find things okay but i currently it's actually still packaged exactly rapid but

00:44:00.260 i really do love i believe in it stainless steel won't won't shatter although i will say

00:44:05.620 the wilding or wildling the one that mine did shatter the wilding one is still my favorite

00:44:10.600 although i think they made a new one it's really nice created a new one i think the one is an old

00:44:16.620 model what we have love me the old model because you want one that has the the rake like tool the

00:44:21.660 other rake yeah um but they're the empress tonic uh-huh that you spritz with it it's yeah you

00:44:29.480 spritz before you do the oil like those products are really nice and i'd really love to try some

00:44:33.260 more wilding but i also do like the stainless steel of the of the face gym wilding could 0.98

00:44:38.480 actually send us i want the body gua sha i want to start gua sha-ing my legs oh yeah my ass and 0.98

00:44:43.660 my stomach and the arms i want to do full body gua sha oil rubbed all over yeah yeah 0.98

00:44:51.660 The problem with oil in any of these practices, we've asked this question a thousand times,

00:44:56.580 but it's like, are you showering after?

00:44:58.820 So when are you working it into your life?

00:45:01.300 You know what I mean?

00:45:01.880 Right.

00:45:02.380 I guess you gouache up oil.

00:45:03.340 Like your head to toe.

00:45:04.980 You're rubbing it in and that's your moisturizer.

00:45:07.060 Right.

00:45:07.400 So you have to, you know, you can't just do that. 1.00

00:45:09.120 But face, you got to be careful with that shit. 1.00

00:45:11.300 No, I know. 0.99

00:45:11.520 I mean, that's why you got to like gouache out while you're like.

00:45:14.840 What changed my life is gouache in the shower.

00:45:16.940 Gouache in the shower.

00:45:17.820 Oil on the face.

00:45:19.300 So nice that I have the, right now,

00:45:21.540 I have, and it's so good. I would love more. May Lindstrom makes beautiful products. A million

00:45:26.640 years ago, I have the potion that she makes for, it's an oil. It's so fragrant.

00:45:32.080 Are you saying million years ago because you got it for free before I was involved?

00:45:35.860 I purchased it a million years ago.

00:45:37.640 Oh, that's what it was. I knew there was some way that I was-

00:45:39.740 And it's really beautiful, fragrant.

00:45:43.680 Do you, at the end of the, okay, how do you manage hair in the drain?

00:45:48.300 Yep.

00:45:48.680 Okay. At the end of the shower, you pick it up?

00:45:50.700 Yeah.

00:45:51.320 You reach down with your forefinger and your thumb.

00:45:54.080 You grab the little swirl.

00:45:55.820 I grab it and it goes.

00:45:56.800 You get out of the shower and you drop it in the trash, right?

00:45:59.320 And by the way, I have a new bathroom trash can. 0.51

00:46:01.420 Just wish there was a better way because hell.

00:46:02.900 My new bathroom trash can has changed my life.

00:46:05.300 Simple human.

00:46:06.260 Wait, it's good.

00:46:06.840 And I know what you're thinking.

00:46:07.800 At first I went, this feels a little industrial.

00:46:09.720 This feels a little like office-y.

00:46:11.240 Like this isn't really like, I like, I want my home to feel sensual and I want it to feel,

00:46:15.400 it's unbelievable.

00:46:17.000 I want it to be a metal basket.

00:46:19.260 I want a basket.

00:46:19.820 I don't mean the farm basket.

00:46:20.740 I mean, like Marie Antoinette.

00:46:22.780 No, I'm like, I'm like, wicker only.

00:46:24.740 No, this thing disappears.

00:46:27.240 And then guess what?

00:46:28.240 The trash is just gone.

00:46:29.520 You mean because it's the way it closes up with a seal?

00:46:32.580 The butterfly opens.

00:46:33.760 Oh, okay.

00:46:34.540 I was staying at a friend's house.

00:46:35.860 Is it small though?

00:46:36.840 Yeah, it's small.

00:46:37.500 It fits.

00:46:37.840 It's petite.

00:46:38.460 It fits between the toilet.

00:46:39.560 No, I'm not saying that as a positive because I had a new concept.

00:46:42.360 Oh, honey.

00:46:42.600 Oh, it's deep.

00:46:43.340 Big trash can.

00:46:44.060 It carries a lot.

00:46:44.840 Big trash can was my concept.

00:46:46.780 Okay.

00:46:47.280 This thing, this thing holds.

00:46:48.360 And the other concept I had, because part of what I find unpleasant in the bathroom...

00:46:52.200 Basically, anytime I'm throwing something out in the bathroom, I'm not happy, okay?

00:46:55.360 Because I'm leaning down to this trash can that's like 12 inches off the floor.

00:47:02.900 It's small.

00:47:04.580 So the second that I put anything in there that's not minuscule, it kind of feels like,

00:47:08.740 okay, I guess it's got to go out now.

00:47:10.260 But you don't want to have a big trash in the bathroom because you don't want bathroom

00:47:14.060 type trash collecting in those quantities in there.

00:47:17.600 Yeah, it's heinous.

00:47:18.360 so what do you do? I've been thinking small trash can elevated, okay? Elevated to hand height.

00:47:26.200 So you don't have to bend down. Yeah. I also hate grabbing the hair from the drain on my way out of

00:47:32.060 the shower. That is not a, like, talk about central whatever. Like, that's like, I'm fresh

00:47:37.420 and clean, but let me grab discarded hair now. It sucks. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there's got to 0.99

00:47:42.580 be a better way. I think that's one of those things that is just permanently. There's no way.

00:47:47.900 yeah I don't think

00:47:48.720 there's any way around it

00:47:49.620 I had this idea

00:47:51.020 about like

00:47:51.580 these little

00:47:52.240 sort of

00:47:53.280 waxed paper

00:47:54.360 discs

00:47:54.980 that would rest there

00:47:56.460 and

00:47:57.160 rest over the drain

00:47:58.680 and then

00:47:59.240 you know

00:47:59.820 collect

00:48:00.240 and at least

00:48:00.920 you're sort of

00:48:01.400 grabbing like

00:48:02.080 you're just

00:48:02.560 wax

00:48:02.900 you're grabbing

00:48:03.900 the paper

00:48:04.400 essentially

00:48:04.900 okay okay

00:48:06.360 so it's almost like

00:48:07.360 you're grabbing

00:48:07.960 a little sachet

00:48:09.100 instead of

00:48:11.500 the raw hair

00:48:12.200 yeah

00:48:12.860 just

00:48:13.340 I guess what I really want

00:48:15.260 is like

00:48:15.580 a food disposal

00:48:16.540 I want 1.00

00:48:17.900 I want the hair to go down the drain.

00:48:20.180 I flip a switch, pulverizes it, turns it into something that can help flowers grow.

00:48:28.160 Well, by the way, it's so weird you say that because I was transfixed by an Instagram ad

00:48:32.140 promoting this kind of trash can for compost.

00:48:35.960 And then you press a button and it turns it into soil.

00:48:41.260 And then you pack up the soil and you send it to a regenerative farm.

00:48:44.840 okay the packing it up and sending it part is interesting well that's the part where i went

00:48:49.960 isn't it like i was ready to purchase out of pocket and then i thought kate you're not gonna

00:48:53.500 you're gonna pack up the soil weekly and send it well isn't the whole joy of creating soil

00:48:57.920 that you throw it in the backyard yeah well exactly you could listen to this my mom's calling

00:49:01.780 me little she know i'm recording poop okay i so i have some shoe drama here i yeah bought these

00:49:09.420 shoes they came i tried them on they're too big kate they're too big let's get a half size smaller

00:49:13.840 i do the return they send me the half size smaller i put those on yesterday i go they're 0.97

00:49:20.060 still fucking too big they're still fucking too big you were you were full size off in that way 0.86

00:49:24.760 min yeah okay i mean i and what did i say i told myself i had a new rule i cannot buy shoes online 0.96

00:49:31.660 unless it's a brand i know and i know that i fit and i and what did i do i relapsed and i went and

00:49:36.120 here i am although i i think i tried to support you by saying no you can pull off the returns

00:49:40.500 because no one worth his salt sends you a product without a return label anymore.

00:49:46.620 And that's why I see in the apartment complex ASOS bags on every doorstep. 1.00

00:49:51.680 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:49:52.380 You know? 1.00

00:49:52.700 Yeah.

00:49:54.300 By the way, you know, my sock bankruptcy and sort of going,

00:49:57.400 okay, well, then out comes the fresh laundry

00:49:59.440 and there's more socks in there that haven't been accounted for.

00:50:02.520 So I have to do another comb through.

00:50:04.440 You see what I'm saying?

00:50:05.100 Yeah.

00:50:06.020 Weirdly, one of the socks that currently is remaining

00:50:08.840 and I'm not sure how I feel about it,

00:50:10.280 because they're quality.

00:50:12.440 Our socks sent by A24,

00:50:14.600 the film production company,

00:50:15.840 and they say A24.

00:50:17.480 Oh, I know.

00:50:18.160 Those socks are quality.

00:50:19.120 And, you know,

00:50:20.100 the way that things like that

00:50:23.000 can find their way into my daily life.

00:50:25.760 Who's the merch captain at A24?

00:50:27.760 Well, they are.

00:50:28.920 They sent unreal candles.

00:50:30.900 Yeah.

00:50:31.460 Which I will acknowledge

00:50:33.020 I gifted to my neighbor

00:50:34.440 because I said,

00:50:35.740 do you burn scented candles?

00:50:37.640 Because you, Jacqueline, do not?

00:50:38.640 I certainly don't.

00:50:39.860 at the rate at which we receive them.

00:50:42.280 Let's just say that much.

00:50:43.260 I know.

00:50:43.600 Oh, by the way, Glossier sent a bounty

00:50:46.320 that must be acknowledged.

00:50:47.740 It's interesting because I did not receive.

00:50:50.340 That's because you never sent your wishlist.

00:50:51.680 Sure did.

00:50:54.760 Sure did.

00:50:56.140 Interesting.

00:50:56.400 I think maybe it's coming or did you get it a while ago?

00:50:58.760 No.

00:50:59.260 I was going to reach out and say to you and go,

00:51:01.220 you know, it's interesting.

00:51:02.200 I actually don't think, you know, it was that old myth.

00:51:04.620 There must be a mistake at headquarters.

00:51:06.100 There's a mistake at headquarters.

00:51:06.940 The morning after, what do you want in your bagel?

00:51:08.940 How do you take your coffee?

00:51:09.860 never comes back.

00:51:10.780 Oh my God.

00:51:11.980 It was a way to leave.

00:51:12.900 It was a way to leave

00:51:13.600 the one night stand

00:51:14.300 back when people

00:51:14.900 thought you couldn't

00:51:15.680 just leave, I guess.

00:51:16.760 Anyway.

00:51:17.240 Well, Glossier sent

00:51:18.320 a scented candle

00:51:19.400 of their signature fragrance.

00:51:21.100 I haven't lit it yet,

00:51:21.820 but I'm very intrigued.

00:51:22.820 And your list?

00:51:23.860 And my list.

00:51:24.800 Beautiful.

00:51:25.640 I mean, I really stand by Glossier

00:51:26.920 after all these years.

00:51:28.120 I really, really do.

00:51:28.960 Did you?

00:51:30.040 Solid.

00:51:30.820 Great price point.

00:51:31.960 My mother swears

00:51:32.940 by their concealer.

00:51:33.620 Where do you work

00:51:34.100 with Cloud Paint?

00:51:34.960 Ooh, I used to work

00:51:35.700 with Cloud Paint a lot.

00:51:36.480 Now I'm really devoted

00:51:37.560 to Ilia brush.

00:51:38.760 Right, right, right.

00:51:39.200 And I, as we all know, I purchased a high price tag Chanel palette, which I've been playing with

00:51:45.020 powder blush for evening. Wait, it was powder blush? That's what your big

00:51:49.240 blush purchase was? I was sold at Saks counter. A woman hard sold me and it fucking worked on a

00:51:56.100 limited edition Chanel. Oh, I was sold Chanel in high school and they were fucking right. 0.99

00:52:01.240 And it was phenomenal. It was the best liquid eyeshadow I ever had. I've never looked better. 0.96

00:52:05.300 The Chanel powder shadows I love because they give kind of an even wash.

00:52:08.820 They're very delicate.

00:52:09.760 There's a throwback to makeup brands that are fashion brands that must be acknowledged.

00:52:14.940 Do you know what I mean?

00:52:15.600 Because that really fell out of fashion in a way.

00:52:17.620 No, it's erotic.

00:52:18.520 Having a hard Chanel eyeshadow palette.

00:52:22.220 Oof.

00:52:22.900 Yeah.

00:52:23.620 Black lacquer.

00:52:24.640 Yeah, tap, tap, tap.

00:52:25.580 Nails on the...

00:52:28.720 Wait, scented candle.

00:52:30.360 Wait.

00:52:31.140 Oh, the socks.

00:52:31.760 So, the other thing I did that was massive is, so, you know, like kind of LA dust through the window.

00:52:40.500 Oh, of course.

00:52:41.380 It's like LA specific, right?

00:52:43.100 It's sort of like if your window's open.

00:52:44.900 Oh, yeah. Hyper dust.

00:52:46.400 If your window's open, like stuff will be sort of covered with like dirt kind of or whatever.

00:52:51.860 Yeah. 0.78

00:52:52.080 Whatever the fuck that is, right? 0.99

00:52:54.340 Pompeii level. 0.98

00:52:55.080 In a bathroom, you know, you take a shower, everything's wet.

00:53:00.260 and then the dust comes in,

00:53:03.260 it's sort of the wetness combined with the dust

00:53:05.860 then becomes just like caked on.

00:53:08.340 Yeah, I know what you're saying.

00:53:09.480 Like my products resting on the windowsill.

00:53:12.320 Okay, they get wet and then they get dusted.

00:53:14.240 So it's bad news.

00:53:15.100 So I've decided I can't have products out in the bathroom

00:53:19.100 or I have to clean every bottle.

00:53:21.360 So in the simplest and most classic concept ever I executed,

00:53:25.620 which is I choose the five products that I'm currently using

00:53:29.480 okay instead of having six different cleansers from which i'm picking in the bathroom i'm going

00:53:34.760 to finish so right now the josie moran and the and the goop okay cleanser the malachite cleanser

00:53:41.400 and the josie moran pineapple one i love the malachite goop cleanser and i might need to

00:53:46.780 reach out yeah there's a few things i want question is it foam doesn't know it's just

00:53:50.660 obsessed with this idea that if a cleanser foams it's damaging your barrier that's not true okay

00:53:55.980 good thank you because foam at least is reducing it to the bubbles like you're almost using less

00:54:01.260 product you see what i'm saying i know i heard that and i went directly i i absorbed it instantly

00:54:06.000 as fact yeah no i do i mean i mean it's well that's about whatever sulfates it's it's an entire

00:54:13.120 it's a big conversation we'll have it okay but i just want to say so so i go okay i've been working

00:54:17.720 my way down those two bottles each one what's wrong oh sorry just back pain keep going working

00:54:24.460 my way down literally from writhing to lana too erotically alone at the hilton too much snap 0.94

00:54:30.440 yeah i turned my spine into a fucking rubber band at the hilton for no one 0.81

00:54:35.460 well you know for for god okay for god for god for you in the universe and as soon as sufi 0.96

00:54:43.580 sensuality yeah the lover and the abstract yeah um audible sip shall remain because it was a

00:54:54.440 of a couple of women thinking. Pull me back. Okay. So all these cleansers have been descending 1.00

00:55:02.560 a fucking centimeter per year because I'm using all of them. So I took all the shit out of the 0.99

00:55:09.340 bathroom. I took all the cleansers, including the ones we haven't used yet, but they've been sent. 0.99

00:55:14.140 I put them in one box. And by box, I mean bin because I'm trying to not think every time that

00:55:21.500 a box comes into my life, like a shoe box. Oh, I can store things in here. No. The cardboard's

00:55:28.220 got to go. So I took it all out. I chose a cleanser right now, the Goop Cleanser.

00:55:34.380 In the pump.

00:55:34.840 In the pump.

00:55:35.540 In the pump, on the thing on the side of my shower that I have.

00:55:37.940 It smells great.

00:55:38.660 The thing on the side of my shower, as we know, is a Yamazaki, something like that. It's a rolling,

00:55:45.440 very, very narrow. Anyway, and like the last three nights showering, it's been like time

00:55:51.200 to use my cleanser okay and I use it oh we got it we got a really good thing wait hold on hold

00:55:57.100 on I want to show you something and she's off it's never been done

00:56:00.840 you know it actually says a lot right what is actually because right now there are four things

00:56:13.320 in my shower and it really says a lot what are those four things uh-huh right so anyway we got

00:56:17.660 sent this stuff. I think you, this was one of these things where I put together a list and you

00:56:22.500 did it. I'll have that too. Wait, I don't remember that ever coming. Such a one. It's a bunch of

00:56:27.500 hair products. That's a really nice brand. And honey, I don't, they didn't come. But do you

00:56:32.680 remember? I remember saying I'll have what she has maybe. Oh, you know what? Did it just come?

00:56:36.760 Yes. Like two days ago. Oh, I think it's in my package because I've been gone. So big products

00:56:42.780 with pumps. Okay. I've begun researching glass bottles. What are you looking at? Don't be mad.

00:56:49.020 I was looking at Burrow again. I'm completely fixated on the shelves. Keep going. Hands up

00:56:53.300 here. No texting. Okay. Keep going. So anyway, I got that in there. You know what else has made

00:57:00.500 its way? There's like five products right now in my bathroom. Whey leave-in conditioner. You heard

00:57:05.860 me, folks. Ooh, leave-in. Okay. And they've sent that. I have to experiment with leave-in more.

00:57:09.900 They've sent that.

00:57:10.540 Way sent a real bounty.

00:57:11.720 Yeah, they really did.

00:57:12.920 And I laid out what I wanted and they- 0.77

00:57:15.040 Great texturizing spray.

00:57:16.260 And then this brand also, this- 0.96

00:57:18.440 So right now, there's kind of a Way and a Satchewan competition happening in the home.

00:57:24.820 Very top shelf. 0.79

00:57:25.740 But I will say, I will say the Way Leave-In Conditioner actually does something. 0.99

00:57:30.400 Holy shit. 0.98

00:57:31.080 I'm going to pop that into the shower today. 0.99

00:57:33.080 Yeah.

00:57:33.460 Yeah.

00:57:33.920 And I spritz the ends and-

00:57:35.960 You spritz the ends.

00:57:36.600 How wet is your hair?

00:57:37.700 Pretty wet.

00:57:38.480 Have you wrung it out?

00:57:39.220 Because right now...

00:57:41.200 Oh, I can't wait to take a shower. 1.00

00:57:42.380 Fuck. 1.00

00:57:43.000 Oh, we talked about it in the thing, 1.00

00:57:44.320 but I started the cold plunge.

00:57:46.180 That's actually what led to me doing

00:57:47.360 a non-toxic bathtub wash.

00:57:50.640 But yeah, after Tracy,

00:57:52.400 I get extra hot in front of my infrared heater.

00:57:56.920 And then I sit there doing my Light Path LED.

00:57:59.860 I've been doing like 30 minutes.

00:58:02.040 My post-workout, I sit there in the nude.

00:58:05.300 Okay, so my current situation...

00:58:08.340 I'll see you there.

00:58:09.380 I'm starting naked meditation in front of the light path.

00:58:12.480 Yeah.

00:58:13.120 The effects of red light, 0.99

00:58:15.380 peer-reviewed studies for 40 fucking years. 0.99

00:58:18.720 And by the way, 0.97

00:58:19.160 I say red light and I do not have time to explain the different things.

00:58:22.440 The 600 versus the 800.

00:58:24.760 Okay.

00:58:24.900 There is near infrared.

00:58:26.020 Yeah,

00:58:26.180 of course.

00:58:27.020 There's red light LEDs.

00:58:28.780 Jacqueline,

00:58:29.080 with the red light,

00:58:30.020 I remember there's one that's so strong that it pulses.

00:58:33.460 That's the road.

00:58:33.900 Okay.

00:58:34.160 So here's what you're remembering.

00:58:35.320 Okay.

00:58:35.680 And you can read about it on light path LEDs website.

00:58:38.100 Okay.

00:58:38.340 so the device that we both have penetrates has both uh i think the near infrared and red light

00:58:47.100 okay now those are two different um numbers along spectrum of light okay it's not the heat producing

00:58:53.620 kind that's a different infrared right that's infrared i think i think it's infrared near

00:58:58.300 infrared i forget far infrared and red light i forget but our device definitely has red light

00:59:03.180 that you visibly see, you turn it on, it's red lights. Okay. And it's got the one that you kind

00:59:08.760 of don't see. And that's the one that penetrates deeper in. Okay. So the red light itself, the red

00:59:15.780 LEDs, like there are many cheapo versions on the market, you know, not as much wattage and whatever.

00:59:22.760 Skin, skin, skin, skin. The other one goes like three inches deep. Okay. And it stimulates the

00:59:30.260 mitochondria in the cells stop and creates a cascading effect where those don't talk about

00:59:36.220 mitochondria stimulate oh yeah okay so so um i just made eye contact with a cat like 200 feet away

00:59:44.660 nothing more spectacular than eye contact with an animal so i sit right up in front of it it's

00:59:52.840 right after i am i'm in my sauna i'm trying for 90 degrees by the way i say sauna i mean

00:59:58.400 my office that I'm recording in right now

01:00:00.420 with the humidifier going and

01:00:02.220 my infrared heater going, my

01:00:04.280 doctor infrared. I'm trying for

01:00:06.340 90 degrees heat

01:00:07.700 just like at the Tracy studio.

01:00:10.220 Jesus. And so I am

01:00:12.240 dripping sweat during

01:00:14.540 and at the end of my workout.

01:00:16.460 I pull off the unitard from

01:00:18.380 Where One's At, rather, Where One's

01:00:20.440 At. This is held on for me

01:00:22.320 big time. Actually, so have the free people

01:00:24.240 unitards.

01:00:26.540 Oh, and I've begged for

01:00:28.080 Michi, New York. And that's going to happen. And that's a big fucking deal. Anyway, Michi,

01:00:32.740 New York. Thank you.

01:00:33.620 Reached out. We got to choose. Okay. But when I say the unitard is soaking wet with sweat.

01:00:41.340 Unbelievable.

01:00:42.080 I am for once in my life not using hyperbole. Okay. Because for once in my life, I don't need it.

01:00:47.720 So.

01:00:48.240 That's so cool.

01:00:49.160 I've sent you the videos. By the way, it made me happy all week.

01:00:51.540 Incredible. Incredible.

01:00:52.780 Because I sent you the videos because you're always talking. 1.00

01:00:54.700 We're talking about how amazing your ass looks. 0.99

01:00:55.980 I passed by Thursday. 1.00

01:00:56.860 Okay. 1.00

01:00:57.040 You're always talking about building a new ass. 1.00

01:00:59.320 Yeah. 0.99

01:01:00.180 And I was reviewing footage from my workout.

01:01:02.180 And you went and did it.

01:01:03.360 And I was saying, I don't know, but I think the glute is being lifted.

01:01:06.280 I could be wrong, but the glute might be being lifted.

01:01:08.160 Okay.

01:01:09.660 And you called me a series of names and it made me so happy.

01:01:16.960 You were like, you were like.

01:01:18.200 Yeah, I've rectified you violently on the thread. 1.00

01:01:20.080 You were like, yeah, you have an ass, bitch. 1.00

01:01:22.820 And then you were like, fuck you, slut. 1.00

01:01:25.980 and it just made me 1.00

01:01:28.520 it made me so happy

01:01:29.800 it's

01:01:30.800 it's a really important part 1.00

01:01:32.340 of female friendship 1.00

01:01:33.080 really important 0.64

01:01:33.940 that fury

01:01:35.000 like it's

01:01:35.800 it's really

01:01:37.260 special

01:01:38.200 don't even know

01:01:39.420 like

01:01:39.660 I'm having trouble

01:01:40.480 identifying what it is

01:01:41.480 I know

01:01:42.360 I don't even know how to

01:01:43.140 because it's almost like

01:01:44.400 this catharsis

01:01:46.280 of

01:01:46.940 what at times

01:01:48.540 is the

01:01:48.820 is like the competition

01:01:50.080 with the other women 1.00

01:01:51.380 to be able to 0.89

01:01:53.000 with the friend

01:01:53.840 that you love

01:01:54.580 kind of

01:01:55.100 right right

01:01:55.800 like an element of that 1.00

01:01:57.500 and be like you slut 1.00

01:01:59.340 fuck you 1.00

01:02:01.080 like well done bitch 1.00

01:02:04.040 no it feels good 1.00

01:02:05.160 well another episode

01:02:09.960 I've decided to

01:02:12.160 go on a walk before I shower

01:02:13.900 it's always about a walk with you

01:02:15.740 always and I know

01:02:17.860 I need more of them in my life

01:02:19.440 also I've realized I need you

01:02:22.040 to force social on me

01:02:23.960 you have to say I'm coming over 1.00

01:02:25.760 Shit like that works on me 0.99

01:02:27.600 Or I'm coming to pick you up 0.99

01:02:29.800 The fact that we have this on tape

01:02:32.880 This is a huge

01:02:35.400 I realized you didn't know

01:02:37.020 Jacqueline 0.99

01:02:38.600 This is fucking huge 0.98

01:02:41.060 You could see me 0.99

01:02:42.580 You could probably see me every other day

01:02:45.680 If you just came and collected me

01:02:47.880 Or just showed up

01:02:48.720 And you probably didn't know

01:02:50.140 I'm speechless

01:02:50.640 If you just were like I'm going to the Beverly Center

01:02:53.300 Or whatever 1.00

01:02:54.260 is that that mall uh-huh i headed to westfield some basic bitch go to that yeah i am i'm listen 0.99

01:03:02.640 i oh you just oh baby girl you're popping over to a cafe you just for me it's the grove you just 1.00

01:03:11.280 come out now but yeah that kind of thing oh well see you there i'll see you at dinner bitch i'll 0.95

01:03:16.740 see you when i'm going i mean literally the grove is anytime because okay i don't live far you this 0.99

01:03:21.980 moment in my life of you saying i need you to force social on me is huge absolutely huge and

01:03:28.860 and at times i'll need you to push through the resistance because i know like how i work and i'm

01:03:34.000 like i can't i can't leave my desk that feeling and the whole thing whatever we'll figure it out

01:03:38.360 we'll find our rhythm but i realized you might not understand that while i struggle to plan

01:03:43.540 like lunch next week yeah yeah okay i don't struggle with lunch right now like casual i'm

01:03:49.820 passing i'm headed over to the grove right now want to meet me okay that i could do and this is

01:03:56.260 why next episode we're going to talk about that which is sometimes referred to as add okay for 0.63

01:04:01.120 fucking real for once because it has been the highlight of the week and i'm going back in i'm 0.79

01:04:06.560 going back in the fight yeah anyway but it's it's related it's related okay great well this is 0.97

01:04:11.820 absolutely making it work for the brain i just like i realize she doesn't know no thank you

01:04:16.780 She could have me all the time.

01:04:17.720 I mean, this is the theme.

01:04:18.940 We don't, people don't know things until you tell them.

01:04:22.960 Right.

01:04:24.040 And we have to tell them.

01:04:25.680 Oh my God.

01:04:26.720 Have the conversation.

01:04:27.760 Thank you for telling me.

01:04:28.560 Says Kate Bruin.

01:04:29.180 Because guess what? 0.98

01:04:29.700 My behavior is going to fucking adjust. 0.99

01:04:32.320 I'm going to come get you. 0.99

01:04:33.760 Now that I know, I'm going to come get you.

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01:04:43.820 Okay.

01:04:43.960 Me too.

01:04:44.320 so like

01:04:45.540 make it happen

01:04:46.920 and then just come get me

01:04:47.900 okay great

01:04:48.500 okay

01:04:49.460 and you know

01:04:50.200 tell me you know

01:04:50.840 you don't have to look good

01:04:51.960 you don't have to be personable

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01:04:54.460 I will

01:04:55.060 I wonder where

01:04:57.140 I'm gonna take you to lunch

01:04:58.140 okay

01:04:58.540 um

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - April 04, 2023

It’s Okay It Will Decay

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