Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - March 21, 2023


You in a Backless Red Dress

Topics
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You Threw It All Away It’s Okay It Will Decay

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Length

54 minutes

Words per minute

189.69

Word count

10,323

Sentence count

1,100

Harmful content

Misogyny

39

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Toxicity

80

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Hate speech

51

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Transcript

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00:02:39.400 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:02:40.880 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:02:41.940 And this is Poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
00:02:46.680 Two untamable intellects.
00:02:48.520 This is our hobby. 0.97
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00:02:50.220 This is our naked desire for free products.
00:02:52.500 This is Hoog.
00:02:53.900 Today's topic, loosely speaking.
00:02:56.200 Undercarriage.
00:02:57.300 Ambience.
00:02:58.340 Abstract architect.
00:03:03.100 Hey, it's me.
00:03:04.280 Hey, it's me.
00:03:05.480 Live from my workout cave now.
00:03:08.060 I don't know if you can tell.
00:03:09.360 Because, you know, I did a massive purging in here, as you know.
00:03:12.060 Yeah.
00:03:13.220 Remember the corner that I put the lamp in?
00:03:15.060 that whole thing
00:03:15.580 will turn into
00:03:16.380 it actually turned into
00:03:17.360 a life-changing event.
00:03:18.380 Yeah.
00:03:20.000 Facing the stuff.
00:03:20.840 I just want to take a second
00:03:21.500 with this
00:03:22.100 that we're both doing this
00:03:23.940 at the same time.
00:03:25.460 I mean,
00:03:25.760 we talked about it on POOG
00:03:26.900 and it's become real
00:03:27.920 and it's become real.
00:03:29.320 And I laugh
00:03:30.500 because I've seen photos
00:03:31.760 of your
00:03:32.280 what you think is clutter
00:03:33.860 and I think it's laughable.
00:03:35.340 You showed me a closet
00:03:36.180 that looked like
00:03:37.080 normal.
00:03:39.340 No.
00:03:39.760 It had some stuff
00:03:40.900 on the floor
00:03:41.520 is what like,
00:03:42.580 oh,
00:03:43.060 some stuff stuffed
00:03:43.980 in the closet
00:03:44.700 it because people are coming over oh look a hamper you know oh look uh collapsible you know
00:03:49.760 folding drawers that hang oops they've just been stuffed in there i was like i could handle this
00:03:54.360 in one minute you really made me feel better because you were like i'm laughing you're laughable
00:03:58.960 that you think you need professional yeah and yet i also open the celsius you know what this is 0.95
00:04:03.400 dangerous second of the day holy shit yeah i had to give up celsius entirely i was only doing that 0.54
00:04:08.600 sorry me turn that off it's my phone going off that's an unheard of that's a poog first i would 0.91
00:04:14.440 6 p.m. poog is interesting, isn't it?
00:04:18.600 Yeah, it is.
00:04:19.120 This is an energy silent mode on.
00:04:21.840 Apologies to the whole group.
00:04:22.840 Do you remember how to pronounce this brand?
00:04:24.300 I've got it sitting here.
00:04:25.220 Osei.
00:04:26.120 Osei.
00:04:27.300 What's that?
00:04:27.940 Is that a moisturizer?
00:04:28.700 It's anti-aging body balm.
00:04:30.620 I think they just sent us.
00:04:32.040 I can't remember if we chose stuff or they sent us just like a sample.
00:04:35.360 Osei.
00:04:36.140 Osei.
00:04:36.760 They sent me a body.
00:04:38.460 It's an algae oil in a pump.
00:04:41.060 I love it so much.
00:04:42.260 I would buy it.
00:04:42.640 I think maybe we...
00:04:43.440 smelled fabulous
00:04:44.880 and I love pumps only
00:04:47.320 for body lotion 0.78
00:04:48.520 pump only
00:04:49.140 or it's never going on
00:04:50.220 on face wash now
00:04:51.540 pump only kind of
00:04:52.560 I agree
00:04:52.860 we've talked about
00:04:53.960 well you know what
00:04:54.640 you know what I feel
00:04:55.460 it's the real truth
00:04:56.820 that needs to happen
00:04:57.640 toothbrush
00:04:58.440 I mean toothpaste
00:04:59.720 pump only
00:05:00.680 actually
00:05:01.240 so do you remember
00:05:01.960 Aquafresh
00:05:02.440 I'm in such a better mood
00:05:03.880 already just seeing you
00:05:04.900 and we're in
00:05:05.740 do you remember Aquafresh
00:05:06.740 it had three stripes
00:05:07.760 that had the three stripes 0.99
00:05:09.040 holy shit 0.95
00:05:10.220 no remember Rembrandt 0.97
00:05:11.080 well yeah
00:05:11.960 Rembrandt was the pump
00:05:12.900 wasn't it
00:05:13.420 Wasn't Rembrandt the pump?
00:05:14.340 I think you're thinking of Mentadent.
00:05:16.740 Wait.
00:05:16.880 You're right.
00:05:17.720 Mentadent.
00:05:18.100 That's the thing, right?
00:05:18.800 It had a pump and three colors.
00:05:20.160 Mentadent is like the pride of the 90s.
00:05:22.200 Well, I remember my friend, my best friend as a child had it. 0.99
00:05:25.320 And I was like, you bitch, you don't know what you have. 0.99
00:05:27.000 Mentadent or Aquafresh? 1.00
00:05:28.140 Mentadent.
00:05:28.800 She had the pump.
00:05:29.600 Okay. 1.00
00:05:29.960 Let's just take a minute with those three.
00:05:32.380 God, it was so beautiful.
00:05:34.740 Aquafresh had three colors.
00:05:35.820 It was like bright red, blue, white.
00:05:38.400 And then almost like a jelly, clear red.
00:05:40.700 And I know you and me both detest nostalgia.
00:05:43.200 Okay.
00:05:43.420 in this kind of conversation.
00:05:45.440 But I think product...
00:05:46.340 I think we can talk product.
00:05:47.400 We can talk product.
00:05:48.060 Exactly.
00:05:48.600 I have alarms going off.
00:05:49.600 Internal alarm is about fetishizing the 90s.
00:05:51.700 Me too.
00:05:52.060 But the Mentadent had two things that got mixed,
00:05:55.340 I believe. 1.00
00:05:56.020 Mixed live at home. 1.00
00:05:57.020 It was like the left side and the right side. 1.00
00:05:58.540 One was like a gel.
00:06:00.320 And they came out of each hole.
00:06:02.820 We can find this.
00:06:03.640 Yeah, it was very...
00:06:05.060 I feel like right now,
00:06:06.020 now we're back to Marvis.
00:06:07.260 Yeah, Marvis is fun, but...
00:06:10.860 I know.
00:06:11.500 That has to happen in order to...
00:06:12.940 At what cost?
00:06:13.420 Cause it's beautiful on the, on the countertop.
00:06:15.800 I mean, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna figure out what they go by, but cause you know, I've
00:06:21.720 truly through a, um, a friend's, I found these, these two women have been helping me and they
00:06:29.400 came over here a day and I do two, possibly three with them.
00:06:33.820 Every drawer gets opened and emptied out.
00:06:36.040 Okay.
00:06:37.140 I purged the way I got rid of things.
00:06:39.120 By the way, only really became emotional about a couple items.
00:06:41.860 tears didn't fall
00:06:42.800 but a couple of things
00:06:43.980 I kind of had hard
00:06:44.680 tears falling would be
00:06:46.380 shocking
00:06:47.280 I will say some tears
00:06:50.140 came out today
00:06:50.720 not kind of dislocated tears
00:06:52.440 but I was like
00:06:53.900 oh is this kind of tied to
00:06:55.280 the home
00:06:56.840 things shaking up
00:06:57.720 I don't know
00:06:58.260 you know the only times
00:06:59.300 I've really
00:06:59.840 I'm just thinking about
00:07:01.060 my sock bankruptcy
00:07:03.400 by the way
00:07:03.840 has been huge
00:07:05.240 well
00:07:06.100 okay
00:07:06.440 I found so many socks
00:07:07.940 that were ripped
00:07:08.660 from their friend
00:07:09.660 oh yeah
00:07:10.400 well
00:07:11.020 Well, because the first step was this idea I had that I was going to, you know, it's like the basket of the missing socks and then you're going to...
00:07:19.020 Get them out.
00:07:19.740 Oh, my God.
00:07:20.220 I just discovered that the new neighbor has a cat.
00:07:22.340 I'm so excited.
00:07:23.180 It's an indoor one.
00:07:23.940 I can see it roll past the window and I just...
00:07:25.940 That's so sweet.
00:07:26.600 Another friend, this idea that I was collecting all these rogue socks and I'm going to sit in front of the TV and I'm going to pair them.
00:07:33.920 I'm going to pair them.
00:07:34.600 Oh, yeah.
00:07:35.080 Sure.
00:07:35.220 And it's like it adds up and it adds up and it adds up.
00:07:37.940 And then too many socks.
00:07:39.840 Can't manage it.
00:07:40.420 I'm sorry.
00:07:40.700 I know we already discussed this, but now I've lived a week with, you know, eight pairs of socks or whatever.
00:07:45.920 And it's satisfying to feel the drawer.
00:07:47.920 The drawer is nearly empty and laundry shall be done today in my small in-unit.
00:07:54.540 Stop.
00:07:55.080 Ordered off Amazon, you know, whatever.
00:07:57.860 Some people don't know, like, you can do this.
00:08:00.500 I have a washing machine that-
00:08:02.220 Crank?
00:08:02.780 Hooks up to our bathroom sink.
00:08:04.860 We roll it over on a dolly.
00:08:08.040 What's up?
00:08:08.420 You crank it?
00:08:09.220 It goes in it.
00:08:10.060 A physical crane?
00:08:10.900 No, no.
00:08:11.440 It's a full washing machine with a single hose pipe.
00:08:14.900 People don't know about this.
00:08:15.760 People don't know.
00:08:16.700 Now, it's smaller than the average.
00:08:18.460 New York, listen up.
00:08:19.480 Could have been done in New York fully.
00:08:20.880 I hope so.
00:08:21.880 And then, but not by a ton.
00:08:25.000 And then I've got the other one.
00:08:26.460 I've got the dryer in here next to my desk.
00:08:28.460 Sorry, I'm laughing because I'm noticing you're wearing your Paris.
00:08:31.080 The Paris Review sent us some merch.
00:08:33.340 And I look and I see that you're wearing your Paris Review shirt.
00:08:35.460 Very soft.
00:08:36.560 Very highbrow.
00:08:37.580 Yeah, I plucked it from a drawer in a pinch.
00:08:40.060 and
00:08:40.980 sorry
00:08:42.840 I can't believe
00:08:43.600 I talked about the socks again
00:08:44.520 but it's just
00:08:44.920 and they all match
00:08:46.400 because there's only
00:08:46.960 eight of them
00:08:47.360 and I kept the good ones
00:08:48.240 they're all good
00:08:48.880 where'd you get the socks
00:08:49.740 did you get new socks
00:08:50.640 or these are old socks
00:08:51.300 no I haven't yet
00:08:52.240 I am
00:08:52.920 it's just like
00:08:53.880 the ones that my mother
00:08:55.060 you know
00:08:55.720 gives me in a stocking
00:08:57.000 yeah
00:08:57.300 Thorlo's
00:08:58.100 and then I'm gonna think about
00:08:59.640 what socks I want
00:09:00.420 going in my life
00:09:01.360 I can already feel
00:09:02.460 the transformation
00:09:03.260 emptied out
00:09:04.400 an entire drawer
00:09:05.500 a set of drawers
00:09:06.820 that I hate
00:09:07.400 okay
00:09:07.920 yeah
00:09:08.260 that were in a room
00:09:09.240 It's going on the street tomorrow
00:09:11.580 And things get picked up here
00:09:12.940 I put it out
00:09:13.420 It's gone
00:09:13.860 What?
00:09:14.680 Clothes?
00:09:15.380 No a drawer
00:09:16.100 I'm putting a perfectly pristine
00:09:17.520 Three drawer
00:09:18.340 Oh a three drawer
00:09:19.360 Like Ikea unit
00:09:20.200 Unit
00:09:20.560 Yeah sorry
00:09:21.060 Three drawer unit
00:09:22.000 It's going out on the curb tomorrow
00:09:23.600 It'll be gone in half an hour
00:09:25.020 Now
00:09:25.580 Is it
00:09:26.720 What brand is it?
00:09:29.120 I mean sorry
00:09:29.460 What um
00:09:30.000 Ikea
00:09:30.380 No I know I heard that
00:09:31.400 I meant which item is it?
00:09:33.220 You probably don't know
00:09:33.900 No clue
00:09:34.240 I do know
00:09:34.900 Like I'm like
00:09:35.500 Is it the Hemneys?
00:09:36.580 Is it the
00:09:37.120 No clue
00:09:37.480 But it has no place in life 1.00
00:09:38.880 Oh, I bet it's a Malm. 1.00
00:09:41.760 I bet it's a Malm. 1.00
00:09:43.040 Simple, modern. 1.00
00:09:44.340 It's white.
00:09:45.360 Is it lacquer white?
00:09:46.720 No.
00:09:47.140 Flat white.
00:09:47.520 Flat white. 1.00
00:09:48.200 Still think it's a Malm. 1.00
00:09:50.920 I don't know what it is, 1.00
00:09:51.960 but let me just tell you that 1.00
00:09:53.220 one of these women, 0.83
00:09:54.620 she was, 1.00
00:09:55.500 I have these drawers that are stuck
00:09:56.760 because the house is very old.
00:09:58.160 I'm watching her.
00:09:58.900 She sands down. 1.00
00:10:00.100 She uses some product that allow, 1.00
00:10:01.680 they slide like butter now. 1.00
00:10:02.980 Okay.
00:10:03.180 I thought I was going to have to put tracks on there,
00:10:04.820 hire a handyman.
00:10:05.940 I knew your thing was tracks.
00:10:06.880 You saw my text, remember?
00:10:08.640 So I was like trying to empower you and empower myself.
00:10:11.520 I was like, Kate, like, because I wanted to solve the drawer problem.
00:10:14.560 If you told me about drawer grease and I started Googling, you know, drawer grease.
00:10:17.880 And then saw these other products, these little things that tack in.
00:10:20.400 I got them.
00:10:20.880 Dry lube.
00:10:21.600 If you've ever heard of such a thing in your life.
00:10:23.260 Really?
00:10:24.280 That's what the can says.
00:10:25.520 And is it spray or is it?
00:10:27.140 Yeah, it's like a highly toxic spray.
00:10:29.240 Is it highly toxic or you just feel it is?
00:10:31.040 I just feel it is because of the smell.
00:10:32.380 And she said like, don't come in here.
00:10:34.260 I had all the windows open, door open.
00:10:36.100 So that's all it is, spray?
00:10:37.240 or you got to sand it?
00:10:38.220 She sanded it too. 0.99
00:10:39.400 First?
00:10:39.980 She vacuumed it. 0.99
00:10:40.200 She did a lot.
00:10:41.200 I was in the other room
00:10:42.000 going through memories.
00:10:43.420 So I didn't see it.
00:10:45.860 That's why you hire
00:10:46.680 professional help. 1.00
00:10:47.880 So you can be a woman 1.00
00:10:48.780 in a room. 1.00
00:10:50.000 You can be a woman 1.00
00:10:50.740 in the other room
00:10:51.540 going through memories.
00:10:54.620 Did you send me a memory?
00:10:56.420 I feel like I saw something.
00:10:57.920 No, you sent me
00:10:58.580 a picture of a laser.
00:10:59.280 I sent you an old diary entry
00:11:00.740 from like 10 years ago
00:11:02.500 where I was making a...
00:11:03.220 And I said Jacqueline Novak.
00:11:04.420 Yes.
00:11:05.020 And yeah,
00:11:06.040 I wrote your name down, not knowing what's to come.
00:11:10.020 I have begun, so heat and humidity in the room.
00:11:15.320 So now that I cleared all this space in the office,
00:11:18.680 turning it into what many call a Tracy cave.
00:11:22.260 Wow.
00:11:22.720 Not in full, not in full.
00:11:24.300 But of course there's fear.
00:11:25.800 Oh, the humidity, whatever.
00:11:27.080 I don't know, crank it up.
00:11:28.280 I got my infrared heater off the patio.
00:11:29.780 What's the fear?
00:11:30.740 The fear is like moisturizing your wood floors
00:11:33.700 and your paint off your wall peeling.
00:11:36.140 And then someone on Instagram was like,
00:11:38.220 my husband's an architect.
00:11:39.200 He says it's fine.
00:11:40.260 Great.
00:11:40.940 Done.
00:11:41.940 Done.
00:11:42.920 And every time I fire it up, 0.78
00:11:44.180 I think of this abstract woman's husband,
00:11:46.380 the architect.
00:11:47.860 And I'm like,
00:11:48.160 he says it's fine.
00:11:49.200 An abstract woman's abstract architect husband.
00:11:53.220 If that helps.
00:11:54.040 Oh.
00:11:54.460 Yeah.
00:11:54.880 So I've been cranking it up in here.
00:11:56.340 I've got the red light from Light Path LED,
00:11:59.420 our original.
00:11:59.880 I broke mine out.
00:12:00.600 It's going to now be integrated deeply into my life.
00:12:02.820 Yeah.
00:12:02.840 I knew when you said you used the little eye covers.
00:12:05.400 that it was coming. I say get naked in front of it, let it blast the entirety of the skin. 0.87
00:12:11.960 And if you're further away from it and covers more of your body, you just have to do it for longer. 0.72
00:12:17.140 Got it.
00:12:17.540 If you're up close, it's only going to get a little bit out of your body,
00:12:19.920 but it'll blast it. So today I worked out with that blasting.
00:12:24.120 Wow. Wow.
00:12:26.120 You're going to be psychotically ripped in like two months.
00:12:29.180 No, no. I balance it out.
00:12:31.040 You already are ripped.
00:12:33.260 I am not.
00:12:33.620 Why is my FaceTime?
00:12:35.300 Hang on.
00:12:36.920 Oh, my God.
00:12:37.600 You guys, you guys, this is huge. 1.00
00:12:39.760 Fuck, I missed the call. 1.00
00:12:40.980 No. 1.00
00:12:41.560 It's okay.
00:12:42.520 This is huge news.
00:12:43.560 Guess who's getting laser hair removal? 1.00
00:12:45.400 I thought it was going to be Jamaica calling. 1.00
00:12:47.080 Okay.
00:12:48.480 Well, listeners know you've always been a good candidate.
00:12:52.060 They sure do.
00:12:53.240 And, honey, there's a March special for this place.
00:12:56.460 Hang on.
00:12:56.840 Before you remove anything, let's talk about what you're planning on removing.
00:13:00.320 And why.
00:13:01.360 This is pretty personal, but here we go.
00:13:02.820 Oh, okay.
00:13:03.340 Well, I thought you were going there.
00:13:04.660 No, no, no.
00:13:06.200 So I've been talking about this for years.
00:13:07.460 I'm doing under the arms, gone.
00:13:09.520 I'm tired of shaving.
00:13:10.580 I've been shaving since I was four.
00:13:12.440 Okay.
00:13:12.780 Okay.
00:13:13.200 Interesting.
00:13:14.220 Wait, you think that's interesting? 0.98
00:13:15.640 I immediately picture us stranded, like, you know, playing crap, whatever. 0.98
00:13:21.360 Okay. 0.97
00:13:21.680 And we're stranded in the woods and there's like, you need that hair for some reason.
00:13:25.760 Right, right, right.
00:13:27.060 Yeah, no, I hear you.
00:13:27.660 It's like, you just don't know.
00:13:28.800 Because there have been times I've had underarm hair, like, when did I have it like grown
00:13:33.820 out?
00:13:34.120 And I was like, I don't know. 0.72
00:13:35.300 I mean, not to make it about trends, but what if that full European, you know, like that 0.91
00:13:41.200 could, it could turn. 1.00
00:13:43.220 And that's like the only, like you look like a fucking asshole. 1.00
00:13:47.140 Well, you're right. 1.00
00:13:47.720 And that's also, I think, genital hair with laser, you have to be incredibly careful also
00:13:53.740 because folks, the genitals fall with age. 0.72
00:13:57.780 It's not just your face, my love. 0.70
00:14:00.700 So you want to be 86 standing there in the steam room?
00:14:05.500 With nothing to cover?
00:14:07.020 I mean, with nothing to cover what hath happened?
00:14:11.560 I don't know.
00:14:12.560 I mean, I don't know if the genitals fall necessarily, okay?
00:14:16.560 I mean, I know like maybe everything does, but like...
00:14:18.440 I think there's a general blooming, if you know what I mean.
00:14:25.280 I mean...
00:14:25.780 mean my ideal is from the front natural triangle however what lingers beneath what lies beneath 0.70
00:14:32.060 that's what you're getting rid of baby gone gone girl you're getting rid of the undercarriage
00:14:36.580 blast off no okay don't do it i think like but no i'm gonna do sides i'm gonna do sides listen
00:14:42.020 i just want to be able to get into bikini and go okay i think you save the the undercarriage i 0.96
00:14:45.780 think that for when you do that is like that's like protective and shit like that's like protective 0.99
00:14:50.560 This isn't shit. 0.98
00:14:51.460 Sorry. 0.99
00:14:52.040 Slipped into a voice.
00:14:53.920 But like that does something. 1.00
00:14:55.240 Keeps sand out of your vagina. 1.00
00:14:56.660 Yes. 1.00
00:14:57.080 Like in the way like the eyebrow keeps like, I don't know, water from filling your eyeball
00:15:01.060 when you're like, there's a reason it's I think there and I could be wrong, but I vaguely
00:15:05.800 recall hearing something about that hair like protects from infection or something.
00:15:09.800 Yeah, I believe it.
00:15:10.560 I just think it's a little bit like.
00:15:12.260 I'm not doing, I corrected myself.
00:15:14.100 I'm not doing blast off undercarriage.
00:15:16.060 I'm doing sides.
00:15:16.800 I'm doing bikini ready.
00:15:18.100 Yeah.
00:15:18.580 24 seven.
00:15:19.180 When you say bikini ready though, like a lot of bikinis are pretty narrow in the front.
00:15:23.300 So like, yeah, I'm going conservative.
00:15:25.720 Okay.
00:15:26.020 I guess my, my, the thing is like, do you really want this hard line?
00:15:30.220 Like, do you want this clean, sharp line that is sort of inevitable?
00:15:33.860 I don't think that's what happens.
00:15:35.420 Really?
00:15:36.100 I'm going to be very careful with the bikini.
00:15:38.620 I'm going to be very careful because I've had friends too.
00:15:41.780 They go, I'm devastated.
00:15:42.740 I lasered off too much.
00:15:44.100 Really?
00:15:44.740 In the early 2000s.
00:15:45.900 Yeah.
00:15:46.500 Oh, I've had people go, I would kill for your bush.
00:15:48.520 I think it lacks foresight
00:15:50.140 I'll say it
00:15:50.720 I'm being very conservative
00:15:52.340 and then I want to do legs
00:15:54.280 knees and under
00:15:55.620 legs knees and under
00:15:57.340 yeah
00:15:57.680 I just don't want to shave anymore
00:15:58.980 still
00:15:59.820 us stranded in the woods
00:16:01.520 no if we're stranded in the woods
00:16:02.660 I'm going to be hairless
00:16:04.420 no and I'll go 0.85
00:16:04.980 you shaved 1.00
00:16:05.660 so you have to die first 1.00
00:16:07.720 I'd be like 0.99
00:16:09.840 I'd be like
00:16:10.640 yeah
00:16:10.900 like I could just
00:16:11.860 no let me in the sleeping bag
00:16:13.860 you won't let me in
00:16:14.520 because I'm laser
00:16:15.340 no I was trying
00:16:17.680 But I'll be the cold one.
00:16:19.000 Exactly.
00:16:20.340 Exactly.
00:16:20.880 That's exactly the dynamic I'm picturing.
00:16:23.360 But I'm cold to the shape.
00:16:24.600 Oh, I see.
00:16:25.460 I see.
00:16:26.060 Now we're both going to freeze.
00:16:27.240 Why is there only one?
00:16:28.060 Because you're freezing.
00:16:28.920 Do you see what I'm saying?
00:16:29.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:30.180 No, I see.
00:16:31.680 I don't think that hair will save us.
00:16:35.760 It's just some part of me sees hair growing as like a sign of life.
00:16:43.680 Well, by the way, I completely agree.
00:16:45.040 a sign of circulation of yeah you know the one hair on the big toe it's like well there's blood
00:16:51.120 there oh yeah i just reached down and just touched my toe to see what was there but it's it's a huge
00:16:57.280 step for me because i've been talking about doing this for a long time yeah and there's a i saw a
00:17:04.180 march sale and it had little shamrocks on it and i'm like well look at the irish it's time to go
00:17:08.500 i just don't like i just hate to do anything like that oh i know i asked for a senior technician
00:17:13.660 Don't worry.
00:17:14.240 Holiday related.
00:17:15.480 Have you ever in your life
00:17:16.600 heard of a March St. Patrick's Day
00:17:19.560 laser hair removal discount?
00:17:21.840 Of course not.
00:17:22.900 They always have an alleged discount.
00:17:24.800 It's $10, Jacqueline.
00:17:25.960 There it is.
00:17:26.700 There it is.
00:17:27.180 It's $10.
00:17:28.000 They go,
00:17:28.600 yep, we can offer you $10 off.
00:17:30.720 I went, okay.
00:17:32.320 Lord knows if I hadn't mentioned the Irish sale,
00:17:34.460 they wouldn't have given it to me.
00:17:36.800 You don't have to laugh.
00:17:38.480 Oh my God.
00:17:39.980 That actually happens to be real.
00:17:41.780 I adore your Irish accent.
00:17:43.460 Okay, but hold on, hold on.
00:17:45.840 The built-in constant sale under a new name.
00:17:50.360 Yeah, like spring cleaning.
00:17:52.580 I don't like it.
00:17:53.260 I don't want to see a shamrock on a spa's website. 1.00
00:17:58.240 Either your shit is worthy of, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:18:03.440 Like, I don't know. 1.00
00:18:04.100 There's something wrong there. 1.00
00:18:05.880 Well, I've referenced my genitals on Poog, so I guess now we're live. 0.99
00:18:10.600 Not really, though. 0.99
00:18:11.460 Not really.
00:18:11.820 I mean, it depends what you consider the genitals, honestly.
00:18:14.480 I'm speaking very abstractly.
00:18:15.980 I mean, the worst thing, the deepest we went was undercarriage.
00:18:18.900 That's so true. 0.99
00:18:19.780 When I'm talking about getting hair removal, this is the most, this is what Congresswomen. 1.00
00:18:25.300 Yeah, Congresswomen talk about it. 1.00
00:18:28.100 Talk about this on their little spot. 0.86
00:18:30.160 On air. 1.00
00:18:30.700 On their fucking podcast. 1.00
00:18:32.320 All right. 1.00
00:18:33.180 So, by the way, you hear this little rasp in the throat, a little nervous.
00:18:38.200 It's been a lot of tests, negative, negative, feeling better.
00:18:42.140 Had a saffron latte.
00:18:43.960 Saffron's huge.
00:18:45.020 Okay, is it?
00:18:45.900 Yeah, this brand, The Fullest, they sent us saffron.
00:18:48.300 Oh, wait, let's talk about that.
00:18:49.380 I saw that.
00:18:50.080 The little sachet.
00:18:51.200 How do you even say that?
00:18:52.080 Satchet?
00:18:52.860 Yeah.
00:18:54.860 Let me tell you this.
00:18:56.160 Satchet?
00:18:56.480 Some Elmhurst almond milk in there and then espresso foamer thing with the sachet. 0.97
00:19:03.680 Un-fucking-real. 0.89
00:19:05.480 So good. 0.93
00:19:06.500 I had that with a-
00:19:07.140 Wait, what's the brand again?
00:19:07.780 fullest the fullest yeah and they have very nice um like language on the on the box and it said
00:19:13.660 something like i don't know there's emotional language in the instructions and then i believe
00:19:18.940 they say something like coconut sugar because i was like all right what's the sweetener what's
00:19:21.720 the sweetener i'm already forgetting but it wasn't high sugar it's like no you know maybe for you it's
00:19:25.620 like five milligrams grams milligrams yeah and it was something where i considered i was considering
00:19:31.040 and then i had um i had from erwan you would love this it was a glow nut i believe was the brand
00:19:37.160 would love to have those sent to us immediately. I believe I've had those sweetened and they leave
00:19:42.920 a cooling effect for me. Did you experience the cooling effect? I had a cooling effect. I thought
00:19:46.060 of you instantly. Absolute hell. Snickerdoodle flavor was incredible. So what's the cooling
00:19:49.860 effect? Danger? No. Wait. I kind of enjoyed the cooling effect. You loved it, you're saying. You
00:19:54.640 loved it. You enjoyed it. I loved it flavor-wise, texture-wise. The cooling effect was a little
00:19:58.220 startling to me, but I still enjoyed the treat. To me, it's like pouring mouthwash on a, you know,
00:20:04.020 it's only tolerable on something that already has a mentholated quality like a mint chocolate
00:20:09.280 chip ice cream. Now, the issue is that's not necessary because in ice creams, you don't
00:20:14.400 require erythritol. You can use allulose. Okay. Erythritol, here's why it's in everything.
00:20:22.160 It crisps up the way sugar helps something crisp up. If you want your cookie to crisp up,
00:20:27.240 you need erythritol in the sugar-free world. So yeah, so it doesn't work for me. So actually,
00:20:32.680 All of the keto treats at Erewhon, basically, they're all, I think, erythritol still.
00:20:37.780 And I'm unimpressed.
00:20:39.600 I'm like, guys, come on.
00:20:41.240 By the way, Jacqueline, I want to do a field trip with you to Sweet Laurel Bakery in the Palisades.
00:20:45.520 Because they have different kinds of cakes, but they do have a keto cake.
00:20:48.180 I know, but there's something about their keto cake that, like, I think it has chia in it.
00:20:51.900 There's something in it that I can't do. 0.99
00:20:54.840 God fucking damn it. 0.99
00:21:02.680 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather. 0.99
00:21:08.800 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.
00:21:14.000 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.
00:21:18.020 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:21:19.360 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:21:23.000 No, I am not your guru.
00:21:26.760 And back then, I lied to my parents.
00:21:29.380 I lied to police.
00:21:30.660 I lied to everybody.
00:21:31.420 There were years, right, where I could not say your name.
00:21:34.640 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,
00:21:37.300 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,
00:21:40.120 whomever I can, to try to find out what actually happened.
00:21:43.480 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods
00:21:46.380 and not the obvious boyfriend?
00:21:48.060 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92
00:21:50.980 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90
00:21:54.040 Boom, boom. 0.97
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00:22:05.920 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield, from The Girlfriends,
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00:22:34.040 Leila dared to ask the question.
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00:22:46.440 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,
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00:24:40.100 I want to talk about jar right now.
00:24:41.960 Oh, so do I.
00:24:44.980 Kick it off.
00:24:46.040 Okay.
00:24:46.560 And by the way, I want to say a headline,
00:24:47.940 which is this is not a debunking jar.
00:24:50.820 We still love jar.
00:24:51.760 I will still be going to jar.
00:24:52.900 I still crave Jar and I will still always love Jar.
00:24:56.760 But I want Jar headquarters to also know we've sent dozens upon dozens of people, if not hundreds, okay, to Jar.
00:25:03.500 I spoke to a couple, you know, hags at the merch table in Austin who are moving to LA and they're like, and we're going straight to Jar.
00:25:11.100 You know, it's ongoing, okay?
00:25:13.420 Trying to think what it feels like is it feels like something else in life like that's happened to me where something has accidentally become almost like known as the thing you think like you've,
00:25:22.240 as though we've stated it's like the number one restaurant in Los Angeles, okay?
00:25:26.100 And that we stand by, it's every choice.
00:25:27.640 And that like, if you're going to go to one restaurant in the world, okay?
00:25:31.160 And I'm like, when it comes down to it,
00:25:33.360 given when I moved to LA and quarantined and all that kind of thing,
00:25:36.480 like I may have only been to like 10 restaurants in Los Angeles,
00:25:39.620 literally, like ever.
00:25:40.780 Yeah.
00:25:41.280 Or maybe on a previous trip, but it's relatively very small numbers.
00:25:45.360 So for me, getting in a jar was you going jar, jar, okay?
00:25:49.400 And you with your like JAR, like drop JAR A, okay?
00:25:52.840 And be like, we're going to JAR, okay?
00:25:54.540 I took my parents there because like,
00:25:56.300 oh, Kate and John love it.
00:25:57.620 So it just sort of becomes a thing.
00:25:59.800 Very good.
00:26:00.720 Very reliable.
00:26:01.700 It's great.
00:26:02.320 Very consistent.
00:26:03.120 All of that.
00:26:03.880 However, now people are almost...
00:26:06.500 Yep.
00:26:07.520 People are like...
00:26:08.220 So I went to JAR and I'm like,
00:26:09.860 I have nothing to say.
00:26:10.840 Like, it's a great restaurant
00:26:12.240 and I'll continue to go there.
00:26:13.160 But if I'm going to stake my name on something,
00:26:15.760 are you ready?
00:26:16.980 Yeah.
00:26:17.600 If my name is going to be behind something in a way,
00:26:19.400 And I know, and I love, I know you're going to disagree.
00:26:21.720 I'm going to say it anyway.
00:26:23.020 I'm like, why aren't I promoting Musso and Franks?
00:26:26.860 Oh, sure, sure, sure.
00:26:27.800 100 years old.
00:26:28.800 No, but Musso and Franks needs a Hollywood classic.
00:26:31.840 Musso and Franks is a famous, that's like saying Disneyland needs promotion.
00:26:37.340 Do you know what I mean?
00:26:38.020 Like it's already so deeply in the canon.
00:26:40.540 I don't know.
00:26:40.720 Because guess what?
00:26:41.420 I don't think a single hack.
00:26:42.620 Try getting a table at Musso and Franks on a Friday night at seven.
00:26:46.020 Are you joking?
00:26:46.900 You show up and you eat at the bar.
00:26:48.040 It's heaven.
00:26:48.560 Well, that's true.
00:26:49.120 but I'm just saying
00:26:49.900 you say your piece
00:26:50.560 and then we're coming back
00:26:51.200 to Musso's
00:26:51.640 we're coming back to Musso's
00:26:52.560 no no I'm going
00:26:53.420 I'm going off Musso's
00:26:54.400 because Musso's is historic
00:26:55.320 for me I've eaten there
00:26:56.020 on Christmas Eve
00:26:56.520 with my parents
00:26:57.200 yes
00:26:57.560 okay
00:26:57.840 you know I'd sit in the booth
00:26:59.240 literally 100 years old
00:27:00.500 Charlie Chaplin booth
00:27:01.520 this is where Charlie Chaplin
00:27:02.520 would sit and watch his horse
00:27:03.360 and have lunch
00:27:03.820 yes
00:27:04.060 my like pseudo uncle
00:27:06.020 would go there
00:27:06.640 Johnny Cakes
00:27:07.660 that's all I heard about
00:27:08.380 he would eat the Johnny Cakes
00:27:09.260 okay so this is deeply
00:27:10.380 in my history
00:27:11.520 I love it to death
00:27:13.060 and back
00:27:13.640 Musso
00:27:14.140 thank you
00:27:14.640 and I'm going to say this
00:27:15.920 very quietly
00:27:16.700 don't you dare
00:27:18.180 I'm scared
00:27:19.120 you know it's coming 1.00
00:27:19.800 if you fucking question 1.00
00:27:21.040 the quality of the meat 0.99
00:27:21.960 well there it is
00:27:23.760 I mean
00:27:24.140 you don't go to
00:27:25.860 musos for the food
00:27:27.140 and you're never
00:27:28.180 gonna convince me
00:27:29.680 that people do
00:27:31.220 and here's what
00:27:31.980 I'm also gonna say
00:27:32.620 in the same breath
00:27:33.280 the only thing
00:27:34.620 more important
00:27:35.280 than good food
00:27:36.180 yes
00:27:36.520 ambiance
00:27:37.280 is ambiance
00:27:37.920 therefore you would go
00:27:38.880 and therefore
00:27:40.060 there it is
00:27:41.340 and I would go there
00:27:42.180 once a week
00:27:42.660 for the rest of my life
00:27:43.660 and then my life
00:27:44.540 would be richer
00:27:45.080 as a result
00:27:45.780 however
00:27:46.640 However, you simply cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, compare the food at Jarre
00:27:52.660 to the food at Mousseau and Frank's.
00:27:53.960 Okay.
00:27:54.420 I want to be clear, folks.
00:27:55.300 Jarre is a steakhouse.
00:27:56.540 Oh, here we go.
00:27:57.180 This is actually key.
00:27:58.380 Key.
00:27:58.720 Talk about what occurred.
00:27:59.840 So we had a friend who texted us and said, I went to Jarre with a friend.
00:28:03.900 Not what I was expecting.
00:28:06.200 I nearly, I think I pulled over the car.
00:28:08.900 Yeah.
00:28:09.220 I felt panic.
00:28:10.560 Yeah.
00:28:10.920 And Jocelyn and I start flooding this, you know, well, what do you mean?
00:28:14.260 And how was the meal?
00:28:15.280 Good.
00:28:15.520 They were like, it was good.
00:28:16.860 It just wasn't what we thought it would be.
00:28:19.260 And suddenly, and I want to say something.
00:28:20.740 The name jar also hyper confusing in a, you know, you think a millennial.
00:28:25.740 Oh, a jar.
00:28:26.640 Someone having an iced coffee in a mason jar.
00:28:29.260 Serving cocktails in mason jars at their wedding.
00:28:32.640 Yeah.
00:28:32.900 A bespoke cocktail.
00:28:34.740 No.
00:28:35.400 Farms to table, whatever.
00:28:36.600 I'm only going to say this once.
00:28:38.120 Jar is about 35 years old.
00:28:40.060 Okay.
00:28:41.160 This is not a new restaurant.
00:28:42.800 And it feels like 40.
00:28:43.680 Okay.
00:28:43.820 Michael Keaton would go there.
00:28:46.020 Michael Keaton.
00:28:46.720 Okay.
00:28:47.480 And I say that because I saw him there once.
00:28:49.560 I saw the King Slayer there.
00:28:50.400 The chairs have wheels on them.
00:28:52.300 The stars are out.
00:28:53.380 I've seen Allison Janney there.
00:28:55.060 I was with you.
00:28:56.280 Oh, yeah.
00:28:57.360 By the way, I ran into her since 0.99
00:28:59.060 and I almost went up to her on a dance floor
00:29:01.080 and screamed, we met at JAR.
00:29:03.280 And I just thought, don't, don't.
00:29:04.860 And I didn't.
00:29:05.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:06.040 Okay.
00:29:06.480 Okay, so our friend rightfully said,
00:29:09.360 you know, I was just surprised
00:29:10.340 by the kind of dark wood paneled.
00:29:12.280 Should I bring up the text?
00:29:13.420 Sure.
00:29:13.820 And I was like, no, yeah, exactly.
00:29:16.340 Like, now we've never said anything.
00:29:19.120 We've never described Jar.
00:29:20.620 Like, what's interesting is like,
00:29:22.900 whatever you think Jar is,
00:29:25.740 says what you think about us and about yourself.
00:29:30.120 Okay. 0.99
00:29:31.020 We've never said shit. 0.98
00:29:32.740 Other than that, we like going there. 0.98
00:29:35.040 Yeah.
00:29:35.700 We like the martini.
00:29:37.260 Oh, the low ceiling and wood paneling vibe
00:29:39.280 was not what I was expecting.
00:29:40.920 And maybe not ideal for me,
00:29:42.360 Although obviously its own vibe.
00:29:44.160 Do you see, did we fly into panic?
00:29:45.660 Did we fly into panic?
00:29:46.560 Yeah, a little bit.
00:29:47.900 Okay. 0.99
00:29:48.420 But I had the Peking, listen to this,
00:29:50.480 but I had Peking duck breast with a latke and it was delicious.
00:29:53.660 I mean, listen to that.
00:29:55.280 Yum.
00:29:55.820 Okay.
00:29:56.160 So the food, I continue to be so impressed by jar and I will go there forever and I will
00:30:00.640 always recommend it.
00:30:01.940 But everyone needs to understand that if there were a gun between my temples and they said,
00:30:07.400 last meal go.
00:30:08.440 Okay.
00:30:09.140 Actually, I don't know what I would say.
00:30:10.940 I just got distracted.
00:30:11.940 I felt the coldness of the gun on my forehead.
00:30:14.160 It was really intense. 0.90
00:30:15.200 You were leading towards saying Musso, right?
00:30:17.560 No.
00:30:17.860 Ambience.
00:30:18.600 Oh, well, brilliantly said.
00:30:20.580 I would take people I love at Musso for a last meal.
00:30:25.960 Right.
00:30:26.360 Wait, versus people I love at Jar.
00:30:28.940 I don't know.
00:30:29.620 No, for a last meal, you want to be among the ghosts.
00:30:32.020 No, exactly.
00:30:32.980 For a last meal, you want Chaplin.
00:30:35.520 History, you want Chaplin.
00:30:37.260 Okay.
00:30:37.740 Now, I just want to go back to Musso's for a second.
00:30:39.600 I have a question.
00:30:40.820 I'm going to jar.
00:30:41.920 Have you ever laughed at Charlie Chaplin?
00:30:44.340 And I have another question.
00:30:45.720 No, no, no.
00:30:46.100 Well, this is like, have you ever laughed at Shakespeare?
00:30:48.320 The so-called comedies.
00:30:49.260 Well, of course, I pretended to when I was 16.
00:30:51.560 Right.
00:30:51.840 But I was immediately called out, which was incredible.
00:30:54.320 Imagine you love it, Freud.
00:30:55.840 I love you.
00:30:56.340 And that's why I will.
00:30:58.040 That's why you'll take me to Musos because I remember.
00:31:01.340 No, but I, someone recently in a way that I found really obnoxious was talking about the Marx Brothers.
00:31:08.420 Oh, wow.
00:31:08.880 And I went, because listen, I was raised on Woody Allen and that idea of his taste.
00:31:15.940 I wanted to have his taste.
00:31:17.360 I wanted to love the Marx Brothers.
00:31:19.260 I wanted to appreciate Cezanne.
00:31:21.300 Okay.
00:31:21.520 I wanted these things.
00:31:22.800 Yes.
00:31:23.500 I wanted to speak of Mahler.
00:31:25.720 Okay.
00:31:25.940 I wanted to know about these things.
00:31:29.140 I wanted to be in New York.
00:31:30.120 I did the same thing.
00:31:31.380 I mean, it's like me buying multiple copies of the Tartuffe.
00:31:34.140 Okay.
00:31:34.380 Because being like, I won't be in comedy without the deep references.
00:31:39.280 It's me buying Boethius to...
00:31:41.580 No, I've all done this.
00:31:42.460 I was the other day fantasizing about lying for some reason about Dante,
00:31:46.040 about my relationship with Dante.
00:31:47.400 I thought maybe I'll just say, well, I was just rereading.
00:31:50.560 I had this image of myself saying, I just finished the Divine Comedy.
00:31:54.140 Again.
00:31:54.460 And I just, I hadn't revisited.
00:31:56.180 Oh, no, no.
00:31:56.620 Okay.
00:31:56.980 I thought you were going to say, because I once had a professor who said he read,
00:31:59.740 either he, I can't remember now, or his wife.
00:32:01.460 Like they read Paradise Lost every Christmas Eve or something.
00:32:04.740 Okay.
00:32:05.240 Never again.
00:32:06.000 I got a new thing from it.
00:32:07.160 I want that.
00:32:08.240 I know.
00:32:09.200 I know.
00:32:09.800 But to me, that sounds absolutely euphoric.
00:32:13.620 I mean, yeah, there's a reason I've never forgotten it.
00:32:16.320 But what's weird is like other people heard him say that, I believe.
00:32:19.860 And I'm convinced they all forgot it.
00:32:22.240 Yeah.
00:32:23.060 Yeah.
00:32:23.520 Now there is my ego.
00:32:25.800 My ego.
00:32:26.640 I'm convinced that I have the ear of a curator.
00:32:29.900 Yeah.
00:32:30.160 Well, you do.
00:32:31.460 But to believe that no one else would remember it.
00:32:33.660 And yet, I mean, I do remember things people say.
00:32:36.720 This is where I leap too far because I've been,
00:32:40.460 my attention span, whatever the,
00:32:42.320 I haven't been able to really focus on reading
00:32:44.460 in a couple months.
00:32:45.140 And I have a lot of shame around that.
00:32:47.460 And I thought I'm going to leap to Proust.
00:32:50.860 You know, I was like, I'm going to get Swan's Way.
00:32:53.460 Interesting, Swan's Way, it's time.
00:32:54.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:55.560 And I was like, it's time.
00:32:56.640 That was similarly when I was in New York,
00:32:58.300 I thought I'm going to read Moby Dick
00:33:00.000 in the cold, cold winter.
00:33:01.420 Oh, well, another, yeah, another one.
00:33:03.860 Didn't do it.
00:33:05.420 I'm not going to talk.
00:33:06.440 I do want to read Moby Dick.
00:33:07.640 I'm not even getting an anecdote about someone biking across Europe,
00:33:10.200 excuse me, motorcycle across Europe,
00:33:12.280 like staying at someone's farm or something,
00:33:14.340 and they're in this little shed,
00:33:15.400 and they read Moby Dick in there,
00:33:16.520 and then, you know, become a screenwriter or whatever.
00:33:19.420 It was a story like that.
00:33:20.420 That sounds great without the screenwriter part, yeah.
00:33:22.160 Yeah.
00:33:22.720 The idea of entering a chrysalis state,
00:33:24.620 and then you just bloom into a screenwriter.
00:33:26.680 No, I know.
00:33:27.120 I threw in the screenwriter detail to amuse you.
00:33:29.880 Okay, got it.
00:33:30.660 It happens to be true.
00:33:31.780 Yeah, okay.
00:33:33.080 But I was going to protect-
00:33:33.740 Wait, is that literally the art of motorcycle maintenance?
00:33:36.780 Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance?
00:33:38.420 Yeah.
00:33:39.220 No.
00:33:39.720 Okay.
00:33:40.700 Never did check that one out.
00:33:44.480 Well, you kind of think you get it from the title, right?
00:33:47.220 And you feel like, okay, it's been, like, you feel like that's what was radical about that,
00:33:52.180 likely at the time, you feel like has been absorbed by the culture.
00:33:55.000 Yeah.
00:33:55.280 Like, it won't shake your core.
00:33:56.820 But sometimes those are, God, it reminds me of reading the, what's that thing?
00:34:00.760 The prophecies or whatever. 0.99
00:34:02.360 What's that fucking? 0.99
00:34:03.940 Anyway, I just want to say a little more about moussos. 0.99
00:34:06.580 Yeah, please, please, please.
00:34:08.120 We've never been.
00:34:08.880 So a couple of things about moussos.
00:34:10.120 So this is where you guys.
00:34:12.360 What is good?
00:34:12.860 Sorry, sorry.
00:34:13.360 Now I'm just doing item recommendations.
00:34:15.020 Well, yeah, the garlic chicken.
00:34:17.440 The garlic chicken is what I get at moussos.
00:34:19.820 I'll do that.
00:34:20.380 You know what I'll recommend?
00:34:21.700 What?
00:34:22.540 The lobster thermidor. 1.00
00:34:25.780 The fuck? 1.00
00:34:26.820 This is where I- 1.00
00:34:27.520 Okay, so I'm going wrong.
00:34:29.260 Well, I don't know if you're going wrong
00:34:30.340 because I don't know that Caperlamp
00:34:31.760 is willing to have lobster
00:34:32.940 baked inside of cheese.
00:34:36.020 You bring a good point.
00:34:37.280 That's not what I want.
00:34:38.880 Okay, but creamy-
00:34:41.140 So I think.
00:34:41.680 Like dish from the 60s.
00:34:43.260 Do you know what I mean?
00:34:44.200 Yeah, lobster isn't a part of my oeuvre.
00:34:47.100 Well, it wasn't a part of mine
00:34:48.200 until, you know,
00:34:49.620 I feel like I've heard in a movie
00:34:51.020 from 1940,
00:34:52.220 Lobster Thermidor,
00:34:53.320 Steak Diane,
00:34:54.340 you know,
00:34:54.580 I've never heard that.
00:34:55.620 Really?
00:34:56.020 It's like a grasshopper cocktail.
00:34:57.620 Yeah, I've never heard that.
00:34:58.120 I don't know if I've heard.
00:34:58.780 Oh, no, I've heard of a grasshopper.
00:34:59.960 Right.
00:35:00.740 It's like an electric green.
00:35:03.840 I miss you.
00:35:05.880 You're dreaming of dinner with me.
00:35:07.260 You want to get dinner with me?
00:35:08.620 Take me to Musso's.
00:35:09.440 I'm dreaming of dinner and I'm-
00:35:10.460 I used to live near Musso's.
00:35:11.820 We'd walk over, me and Chris.
00:35:13.420 Oh, that's the thing, by the way, though.
00:35:16.040 So you roll in, you go, hey, two, can I get dinner?
00:35:20.120 And then they glance in at the bar and they have at the bar,
00:35:22.740 this is what I want to say, this is what's very important.
00:35:24.600 And I know you'll agree.
00:35:25.860 I don't like to eat at the bar in almost any establishment for a thousand reasons.
00:35:30.920 I enjoy a bar.
00:35:31.680 Slipping off stools, whatever.
00:35:33.640 Okay.
00:35:33.780 The discomfort, the shoulders, everything.
00:35:36.140 At Musso's, it's a low bar.
00:35:37.700 It's really pretty.
00:35:38.440 So it's a bar only in the sense that it's a bar, but it's low.
00:35:40.580 And then it has big, heavy-
00:35:43.440 Secure chairs.
00:35:44.300 Arm chairs on swivels.
00:35:46.640 Yep.
00:35:47.120 Yep, yep, yep.
00:35:47.820 Spacious.
00:35:48.540 I've never eaten at that bar.
00:35:50.240 I've been on the other side of the restaurant.
00:35:52.060 I love that bar for a cocktail, of course.
00:35:53.660 But yeah.
00:35:54.240 Right.
00:35:54.920 I need to get there in the next eight days, I'd say.
00:35:57.580 You're sitting there.
00:35:58.520 Now, first, I was watching Ocean's Eleven last night.
00:36:01.040 I have a huge announcement about Musou and Franks when you're finishing.
00:36:03.900 So one more thing.
00:36:05.220 So go ahead.
00:36:05.600 No, I'd love to return to it.
00:36:07.040 So I was watching it.
00:36:08.620 They're in there.
00:36:09.020 They're in there in like a million movies.
00:36:10.760 You go, this is Hollywood.
00:36:11.740 This is real.
00:36:12.660 Okay.
00:36:12.840 So it's in recent movies.
00:36:14.420 It's only one.
00:36:14.740 But one time I was in Musou's and they have these uniforms.
00:36:18.380 I think they're kind of like maybe maroon jackets or something.
00:36:21.440 I don't know.
00:36:21.740 That's what I'm picturing.
00:36:22.320 Yes.
00:36:22.560 But I saw a guy in there who I was nearly convinced was a ghost, a ghost waiter.
00:36:27.700 Oh, cool.
00:36:28.360 He looked exactly, like where I was staring and go, that might be a waiter from a previous time.
00:36:34.540 Who's just mixed in.
00:36:35.540 Waiting for his, like I was waiting for it, like to see if his, the sleeve of his blazer brushed against me or not. 0.82
00:36:43.620 He looked, he had the face of a.
00:36:45.800 Beautiful.
00:36:46.460 And he was a young man.
00:36:47.440 I want to be very clear.
00:36:48.580 Oh, okay.
00:36:49.760 Which even more ghostly.
00:36:50.800 He just looked like a man of a different time.
00:36:52.240 Beautiful.
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00:37:15.400 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:37:16.740 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:37:20.360 No, I am not your guru.
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00:40:37.320 you said you're watching oceans 13 11 so i've never seen any of them yeah but on a plane
00:40:44.980 julia i know so on a plane i once caught like the first 15 minutes of a recent one as they
00:40:50.660 were landing or something and i think i've said this on poog and i found myself in the airport
00:40:56.340 bathroom i was so inspired or energized by the energy of the first 15 minutes of the film that
00:41:01.560 i changed clothes in the stall that i felt like a private eye are they they're they private
00:41:06.620 But I changed out of my plain outfit into high heels, boots.
00:41:12.180 I came out like ready for a date.
00:41:14.460 This makes it, this is, it's stylized.
00:41:17.040 It's based on a movie.
00:41:18.280 I think from the, like there was,
00:41:19.180 I think it's originally a remake of the 60s.
00:41:21.180 Right.
00:41:21.620 And it is, it's like Clooney and Brad Pitt being like-
00:41:24.800 How many are there?
00:41:25.900 There's not a ton, but there's a few.
00:41:29.160 And it's weird because it's like when that came out,
00:41:33.980 it's not like,
00:41:34.680 i didn't think cluny was like this young man then but of course you know like watcher nine looks
00:41:39.420 like a baby you know what i mean but yeah yeah it's like heist it's heist and so it's highly
00:41:44.640 stylized and she is you know she walks through a casino in heels and a sparkly dress and you just
00:41:52.540 yeah that's what got yeah you go luck be a lady but i quick about musos this is a brag but um
00:41:59.440 i'll just say i was part of their loyalty program and i had a special muso and frank's
00:42:04.420 credit card thing. What? Yeah. Club something. I forgot. Charmed the fucking pants off them a
00:42:10.760 couple of times. Oh my God. All right. So I want to begin. Also, it's one of the few places my 1.00
00:42:16.220 dear friend Liz- You have to start going once a week. Took me going, okay, we're in LA. You're
00:42:20.140 visiting LA. I'll take you to Musos, right? So I immediately have that charm. And then there was
00:42:26.440 something else. Wait, what was I going to tell you about Musos? Fuck. Oh. So I want to stand by
00:42:34.100 musos you know hardcore and and i've enjoyed every meal i've had there okay too and my friend who
00:42:40.120 you know has had you know food all over the world in the finest restaurants yeah okay absolutely like
00:42:46.360 top you know whatever she's the one who told me about like wine they served her in france that
00:42:50.840 was like where they described it positively yeah a baby's diaper yeah okay and she said on the way
00:42:58.840 over she was meeting me like do they have a do they have a good wedge like and i was like i don't
00:43:03.760 know what a good wedge is to you right to me yeah like and then she's like this is this is a good
00:43:08.860 wedge great and i was like great you know what i mean yeah i love it i was glad to hear it oh my
00:43:15.940 god you know what they do what no i think about dessert of the was it the spumoni the cake it's
00:43:20.780 ice cream it's like i don't know i love it we're going you gotta and the martini sidecar well by
00:43:26.800 the way best martini they can make a drink there yes and you get your little sidecar where they
00:43:33.680 They give you the extra boost, right?
00:43:34.520 And it's their own little crushed ice bucket.
00:43:35.660 Yeah.
00:43:36.120 So you're getting one martini, but it feels like two and a half.
00:43:38.440 That's what a sidecar is.
00:43:39.800 Yeah.
00:43:40.040 It's called a sidecar.
00:43:40.900 What comes with it?
00:43:42.020 Yeah.
00:43:42.580 I do believe.
00:43:43.160 Did you ever have that happen with a milkshake at a diner?
00:43:45.700 It's phenomenal.
00:43:46.520 Yes, I sure have.
00:43:47.980 Got this little extra bit.
00:43:48.580 In that frosty cup.
00:43:50.680 We're going to dinner.
00:43:52.360 I haven't seen you in...
00:43:54.800 I always do this with you.
00:43:55.840 I don't know.
00:43:56.060 A month ago.
00:43:56.620 It feels like forever.
00:43:57.880 I'm so excited that you're back.
00:43:59.920 I'm going to put on a red dress.
00:44:01.560 With no back. 0.80
00:44:02.320 I want you in a backless red dress with a rhinestone. 0.66
00:44:05.980 Okay.
00:44:06.580 This is going to be a new thing.
00:44:07.960 It doesn't have to be pristine.
00:44:09.160 Like we don't have to spend hours getting ready.
00:44:10.800 Okay.
00:44:10.980 It's not that.
00:44:12.080 You never do.
00:44:12.800 It's the other.
00:44:13.760 What I'm saying is, no, we throw on the nicest dress we have.
00:44:16.620 Do you see what I mean?
00:44:17.220 Smear lipstick across.
00:44:18.300 Oh, interesting.
00:44:18.920 The highest heels I have.
00:44:19.720 It's like a sloppy dress up.
00:44:21.240 That's cool.
00:44:21.860 And then we meet at Musso's.
00:44:24.920 Promise?
00:44:25.960 I mean, I'm still not eating really inside very much.
00:44:28.260 So there is that, but whatever.
00:44:30.140 The point is, as a concept, I think this could be, it'd be huge for me because I rarely want to dress up and, you know, yeah, I want to be in a backless dress at Musso's screaming over a martini with you.
00:44:47.900 By the way, I find at Musso's, I have so much respect for Musso's and I really fucking have my hand on my heart sometimes when I go in there and I see people not properly attired.
00:44:58.800 Right.
00:44:59.200 Because you do dress up for Musso's.
00:45:01.100 It's a little bit.
00:45:02.020 And you have to respect.
00:45:03.300 I've seen some people in a baseball hat in there. 1.00
00:45:06.280 Take your fucking hat off. 1.00
00:45:08.240 That's hysterical. 1.00
00:45:09.220 Although, you know what?
00:45:10.120 It really pisses me off.
00:45:11.340 No, no, I get that.
00:45:12.220 But you know, it's kind of a good.
00:45:14.020 I think you'll enjoy this anecdote.
00:45:15.300 So like my brother or whatever, wearing like a baseball hat, like throughout, you know,
00:45:19.360 like high school or whatever.
00:45:20.980 And certain like households, it was almost like, you know, I don't know, he's out of
00:45:25.340 friends and they're like, take your hat off for dinner.
00:45:27.380 Okay.
00:45:27.520 and my mother 0.81
00:45:28.820 almost like 1.00
00:45:29.480 in defense of
00:45:30.240 I guess my brother
00:45:31.140 she's like
00:45:32.000 well you can point out
00:45:32.740 that in the Jewish tradition
00:45:33.980 actually
00:45:34.480 you cover your head
00:45:35.820 when you eat
00:45:36.400 yeah totally 1.00
00:45:37.300 so fuck you 1.00
00:45:39.540 yeah 1.00
00:45:39.980 yeah
00:45:40.820 I just think it disrespects
00:45:42.740 the servers
00:45:43.080 I kind of like that
00:45:43.460 yeah
00:45:43.840 it's um
00:45:45.040 no you dress up there
00:45:46.280 one time I had a Muzo's meal 1.00
00:45:47.040 nearly ruined by 0.84
00:45:48.320 the perfume
00:45:48.920 or the cologne
00:45:49.520 of the person behind me
00:45:50.460 oof that's tough
00:45:51.360 and even the waiter
00:45:52.200 acknowledged it
00:45:53.120 oh
00:45:53.640 wow
00:45:55.480 I think
00:45:57.220 I think
00:45:57.520 it's like I don't go into a movie theater okay with a hat that's a screen projecting visual 0.68
00:46:05.420 imagery the very thing with which I'm there to experience yeah yeah so why the hell are you
00:46:10.580 bringing scent into a food into a restaurant when that is one of two major parts yeah don't
00:46:16.380 they say like most of taste is smell anyway yeah wafting up through the roof
00:46:20.600 the wedge we got to get to dinner why do people always want me to split a wedge like i mean like
00:46:27.300 the restaurant my favorite wedges oh yeah i remembered okay um you're not gonna mention it
00:46:33.080 okay no i'll say it's called it so i've been laughed at for how much i really like this
00:46:37.360 restaurant no it's in silver like it's called eleni and i think they haven't they have well
00:46:41.440 here it is and i'll go on record they have my favorite shrimp cocktail in america my god
00:46:45.820 I'll expand it globally
00:46:47.280 Okay
00:46:47.820 Because I don't have a favorite one
00:46:48.840 Lingering in France
00:46:49.720 They have my favorite
00:46:51.320 Shrimp cocktail
00:46:52.000 Unbelievable
00:46:52.880 And I think they have
00:46:54.440 An exquisite wedge
00:46:55.440 There
00:46:56.620 Possibly my favorite wedge 0.61
00:46:58.660 Forget if it's Moussa 0.99
00:46:59.600 Some wedge place 0.98
00:47:00.800 Maybe it was Jar
00:47:01.660 I just
00:47:02.480 When I hear like
00:47:03.460 The extent to which
00:47:04.380 These people are
00:47:05.180 You know
00:47:06.400 When they're like
00:47:07.000 We're going to Jar
00:47:07.680 Or like
00:47:08.200 You know
00:47:08.820 We're moving to LA
00:47:09.460 And we're gonna
00:47:09.800 Our first stop
00:47:10.740 Is gonna be Jar
00:47:11.460 I'm like
00:47:12.400 I'm like
00:47:13.480 Yeah
00:47:13.780 Like but
00:47:14.520 I'm like
00:47:16.460 I'm like, go there as a pilgrimage to Pug, sure.
00:47:19.620 Okay.
00:47:20.020 Absolutely.
00:47:21.080 But if there's going to be like a place that people are like,
00:47:22.920 I don't know.
00:47:23.440 I just wonder if I gave away my wreck too quick.
00:47:27.520 No, here's what it is.
00:47:28.340 It's too simple.
00:47:29.220 It's just the simple thing of your hopes are high.
00:47:31.600 When the bar is that high, there's just nowhere to go but down.
00:47:34.740 If you walk in going, at least Musso's.
00:47:36.140 Here we are.
00:47:37.200 Yeah.
00:47:37.320 I'm encouraging like an establishment that like,
00:47:40.480 hopefully will never leave us and needs to be supported.
00:47:43.340 Okay.
00:47:43.600 Absolutely.
00:47:44.380 And it's the oldest restaurant in Hollywood.
00:47:46.960 And Jar needs to be supportive.
00:47:48.240 These places, I mean, you know.
00:47:49.940 No, go to Jar, go to Musso's, okay?
00:47:52.640 And yeah, I'd love to be at Musso's 1.00
00:47:56.060 and see a couple of hags at the bar. 1.00
00:47:58.100 Swiveling around. 1.00
00:47:59.320 You know, screaming and saying,
00:48:01.280 you know, that's why we come here.
00:48:02.960 Like that, I don't know.
00:48:04.360 Actually, yeah, we need people to pivot to Musso's
00:48:06.440 so we can get in there.
00:48:08.040 And what you need to do is you need to start showing up
00:48:11.320 once a week at a joint to really put in that time.
00:48:13.960 You got to go twice back to back, make an impression, then you show up five days later.
00:48:19.140 It's the, no, right?
00:48:20.720 Back to back.
00:48:21.740 You got to go Friday and then you got to go Sunday and then you got to go.
00:48:24.860 Here's how I think you do it.
00:48:26.280 Yeah.
00:48:26.540 You go Friday, you go Sunday.
00:48:28.700 And then the following Monday.
00:48:29.400 The following Monday.
00:48:30.340 And then, yeah, immediately.
00:48:31.180 Because here's what you also got to do.
00:48:32.640 You got to figure out the staffing.
00:48:34.700 Like you can't just have Tuesdays and Thursdays folks know you.
00:48:38.180 No.
00:48:38.720 But yeah, you make a hard impression with a back to back.
00:48:41.240 Back to back says something.
00:48:42.600 Saturday lunch, Friday dinner.
00:48:44.560 Oh, Friday comes before.
00:48:45.600 Friday lunch, Saturday dinner, Monday dinner.
00:48:48.460 That would be my prescription.
00:48:49.660 And then one week later, one hearty week later,
00:48:52.900 so they don't think you're deranged.
00:48:54.260 Two days in a row.
00:48:57.600 And then after that, you can go weekly.
00:49:00.360 But then it's maintenance.
00:49:01.840 You're in the maintenance phase versus the...
00:49:04.000 I mean, not that it doesn't deepen, but just to...
00:49:08.700 Those chairs.
00:49:09.520 You got to build those roots.
00:49:10.620 Yeah.
00:49:10.760 I'm so hungry
00:49:11.980 That's part of it
00:49:12.820 I'm gonna get sushi tonight
00:49:14.940 You and I have never
00:49:15.600 Had sushi together
00:49:16.360 Is that true?
00:49:17.280 We once
00:49:17.820 That can't be true
00:49:19.100 With a mutual friend
00:49:19.660 We were at a place
00:49:20.580 Served sushi
00:49:21.820 We sat outside
00:49:23.540 In the back
00:49:24.200 It was a covered
00:49:25.640 Okay okay
00:49:26.360 Sat in the back
00:49:27.020 Covered LA
00:49:27.720 And they had like sushi there
00:49:29.320 I might have got
00:49:30.240 I feel like no one else
00:49:30.980 Really ate
00:49:31.480 Or it was like
00:49:32.200 Everyone like
00:49:33.080 It was like
00:49:33.440 Everyone's already
00:49:34.060 Appetized
00:49:34.600 It was very confusing to me
00:49:35.680 It always is
00:49:36.980 I cannot recall
00:49:37.960 Well I'm getting sushi tonight
00:49:40.740 with a friend out.
00:49:43.520 Wow.
00:49:44.140 Going down the street nearby.
00:49:47.120 Yeah, I feel kind of spaced.
00:49:49.300 You're hungry?
00:49:50.140 Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:49:51.440 So all I'll say is I'm a hound for salsa.
00:49:54.040 And I just, last night I realized
00:49:56.140 I was out of salsa, devastated.
00:49:57.960 And then, oh, by the way,
00:49:58.760 you know who I want a sponsorship from?
00:50:00.280 Mr. Tortilla.
00:50:01.320 Wait, what's that?
00:50:02.540 I got their chips.
00:50:03.940 Okay, they're made of,
00:50:04.760 I forget what they're even made of,
00:50:06.000 but they're, you know,
00:50:07.140 not going to spike my blood sugar, okay? 0.99
00:50:08.820 and they're fucking phenomenal. 0.98
00:50:12.140 And I've been ordering them. 0.99
00:50:13.880 Okay.
00:50:14.280 They also make these tortillas,
00:50:15.880 Mr. Tortilla, whatever.
00:50:17.140 And then last night I realized
00:50:18.180 I was out of salsa.
00:50:19.060 Oh no.
00:50:19.700 Okay.
00:50:19.980 Yeah.
00:50:20.380 Ocean's 11 is starting.
00:50:22.640 And so I just,
00:50:23.500 I ordered from this restaurant
00:50:24.900 and I got like two
00:50:29.040 16 ounce salsa containers.
00:50:31.900 I got one of their mild green
00:50:33.160 because I've never had it before.
00:50:34.120 So I didn't know it was going to be like
00:50:34.980 and one of their spicy.
00:50:36.280 And I think I threw in another one
00:50:37.620 and they arrived
00:50:38.620 and I said no chips
00:50:39.460 because I'm using my own chips
00:50:40.600 that's the whole point
00:50:41.620 and they always send the chips anyway
00:50:43.660 and I'm just like
00:50:44.580 they finally did it 0.99
00:50:46.700 they didn't send the fucking chips 0.99
00:50:48.240 I just got a tower of salsa 1.00
00:50:50.400 and I ate it
00:50:51.880 and there's more for tonight
00:50:53.080 and I'm so happy
00:50:55.480 what's the Mr. Tortilla deal?
00:50:57.100 what's in there?
00:50:57.980 I'll look really quick
00:50:58.840 this I gotta hear about
00:51:01.100 so I like chips
00:51:02.580 everyone knows I eat a Quest chip
00:51:04.200 I've yet to experience it
00:51:05.560 oh my god 1.00
00:51:06.960 they're made in
00:51:07.540 Wait, say San Fernando.
00:51:10.260 Let's see what it is.
00:51:11.440 Here we go.
00:51:11.860 Here we go.
00:51:13.380 Okay.
00:51:13.960 So it uses oat fiber.
00:51:17.180 What the heck? 0.99
00:51:18.140 And then there's a bunch of other shit, including whole wheat flour. 1.00
00:51:24.080 Are you panicking? 0.99
00:51:25.100 Okay, but I don't know how they do it.
00:51:27.200 But phenomenal.
00:51:28.500 They're greasy.
00:51:29.800 They're thick enough to lift a true amount of salsa.
00:51:34.140 And I'm just so excited to have salsa again tonight.
00:51:36.240 Well, by the way, I've been wanting to come over for Keto Nacho Night, Keno Pina Night.
00:51:40.340 Okay.
00:51:40.720 Once I finish cleaning up and doing the purge, you can actually truly come over.
00:51:45.240 And then I'm going to have you over at my house.
00:51:46.900 I mean, you can come over whenever, but you know what I mean.
00:51:49.300 No, I know.
00:51:49.700 I want it to be nice.
00:51:50.620 We'll do a nice night.
00:51:51.680 Make it nice around the tree.
00:51:53.020 We'll do a nice, yeah.
00:51:55.040 Okay.
00:51:55.560 I got to go get this sushi.
00:51:58.740 All right.
00:51:59.080 I got to go eat some salsa.
00:52:00.360 Okay.
00:52:00.680 Love you.
00:52:01.220 Love you.
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