Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Let Her Rest

00:00:00.000 two best friends both alike in dignity nurturing phantoms and courting the muse

00:00:07.220 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves

00:00:13.240 to seek but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time

00:00:17.920 hello hello greetings i'm from portland the best i love when one of us is on the road

00:00:28.680 and we're texting like a couple of performers just talking about their it rules i know i gotta tell

00:00:37.020 you i'm happy to shout out cascada cascada really let's hear it here in portland which by the way

00:00:44.500 they have a thermal springs element that i have not explored yet and there's a gym attached to

00:00:49.980 the hotel wait the hotel is called escada cascada oh okay i thought you were pushing escada which is

00:00:57.400 so present in vintage clothing shops have you noticed this oh it's funny escada escada okay

00:01:02.880 anyway yeah yeah hi cascada anyway i they have workout classes that you can go to if you're

00:01:08.780 staying at the hotel and i i felt too scared but i was considering like there's a yoga one

00:01:13.440 i was like just go do it yeah but isn't it interesting the fear also i can't do yoga

00:01:18.960 because i don't have the right clothes like i all i have are shorts yeah you know what i mean i can't 0.98

00:01:23.280 like with my pussy out like at Cascada I can't do it yeah but I'm thinking about thinking about it 0.98

00:01:28.920 and there's a sauna open till 11 there's still time today so I think tonight's my kind of my 0.99

00:01:34.140 only night off so thinking I might be brave and go do it go do it later but Portland so sweet I

00:01:40.620 mean just electric crowds thank you Portland actually one of the best shows I've ever had

00:01:45.160 was in Portland okay so this is interesting because Jacqueline I was texting you I'm like

00:01:49.240 Was it the same theater?

00:01:50.460 The Aladdin?

00:01:51.100 Yeah.

00:01:51.400 One of the best shows I ever had.

00:01:53.880 Electric crowd.

00:01:55.180 Electricity.

00:01:55.640 Thank you, Portland.

00:01:56.760 No, I had it.

00:01:57.460 And I actually was going to ask you.

00:01:58.860 I know we don't talk.

00:01:59.500 We don't do shop talk on this podcast.

00:02:01.720 We'll do a shop talk podcast.

00:02:03.640 But, you know, I have a saying.

00:02:05.240 I've always said this.

00:02:06.460 Maybe you've heard me say this, too.

00:02:07.640 The only thing worse than a bad show is a good show.

00:02:09.940 Ain't that the truth.

00:02:11.160 Ain't that the truth.

00:02:14.500 Like, because you go off state.

00:02:17.280 And that's also the interesting thing when you're alone, you know, touring alone.

00:02:20.820 And last night they didn't record it in any way, so I had no audio.

00:02:24.720 And I was like, but that's the old, you just give it to God.

00:02:27.600 Always a great feature of a performance venue.

00:02:30.460 Yeah.

00:02:31.020 Just run it through the board, record it for me maybe.

00:02:34.180 But, you know, I had to give it away, I had to give it to God.

00:02:37.260 No, not even audio, right?

00:02:38.440 No, no audio, nothing.

00:02:39.520 See, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:02:41.500 Chop, talk, butt. 0.95

00:02:43.320 Run it through the, record it. 0.90

00:02:44.680 If I'm there, there's nine crew people there.

00:02:47.280 why doesn't one of them go i mean but hey why don't you do it on your iphone like give you a

00:02:52.240 suggestion or they say hey i'm gonna do it on my iphone unless you want to just if it's just for

00:02:57.400 well i guess i did an iphone because typically the quality is so low yeah i mean here i am i

00:03:03.700 should have taken my boy a mic and i've learned from my mistakes what am i gonna do clip it to

00:03:07.580 my shirt like a freaking nerd i can't do that um you can pull anything off actually you're right 0.55

00:03:13.460 i guess that's what i that's what i tell myself though they'd be their eyes on the mic but you 0.81

00:03:17.960 know then i go home and i actually did have spiritual awakening you know there i was at

00:03:22.160 home i was naked in my socks i texted you i was naked in my socks eating popcorn in bed and i was

00:03:27.320 like i'm free you know and um but portland exquisite crowd guess where i had and by the way

00:03:33.780 i'm not trying to admonish the city for this but hands down worst crowd i've had

00:03:39.260 on entire tour you want to go here we go seattle no seattle was great okay um sorry i just thought

00:03:45.900 you were there before okay hold on this is good because i actually don't know where you are 0.78

00:03:49.300 or were fuck i don't know what boston boston was electric san francisco really was it at that was

00:03:57.640 it interesting it's really a shelf talk and by the way for those of you who are there thank you 0.94

00:04:01.040 for supporting thank you but the facts are the facts wait um do you do you remember the venue

00:04:08.460 Of course, Palace of Fine Arts, beautiful, big theater.

00:04:12.260 I mean, we're clocking in, you know, over 900 people. 0.99

00:04:15.060 Holy shit. 0.98

00:04:16.460 San Fran comedy crowd knows what's good, knows what's right. 0.98

00:04:19.880 And I'm sorry to do this, but I asked John early.

00:04:22.980 I go, I just got off stage. 0.89

00:04:23.940 What the hell? 0.84

00:04:24.380 He goes, yeah, they're always bad. 0.98

00:04:26.460 Now, what is that?

00:04:27.680 Isn't that interesting?

00:04:28.640 What's the overarching?

00:04:29.260 And again, I'm trying to think how I would feel.

00:04:31.260 It's this non-individual, if anyone's listening, who is there?

00:04:34.240 Are they all stoned?

00:04:36.000 No, no, no.

00:04:36.800 I don't know what it is.

00:04:37.940 I also think the acoustics of the room, a lot of carpet going on, absorbing laughs maybe.

00:04:42.660 But no, it was just – it's just very interesting.

00:04:45.900 It's confusing.

00:04:47.320 And I have to – you know the thing, and again, this is major shop talk, but when I was in Zarathusco, there was some woman front row, arms crossed, just like not having it.

00:04:56.540 And I almost like stopped the whole show. 0.99

00:04:58.920 You know what I mean?

00:04:59.400 Like it's so terrible.

00:05:00.400 Like people are enjoying it.

00:05:01.700 It was not – and again, it wasn't like it was a bad show or anything.

00:05:05.420 I'm just talking about my own little forensics.

00:05:08.060 But it's amazing the way one person who you perceive as not enjoying it can just.

00:05:12.360 Was it a woman?

00:05:13.460 Yep. 0.99

00:05:14.320 I almost looked at her.

00:05:15.780 That's tough.

00:05:16.980 I almost want to look at her and go, hello?

00:05:19.140 Well, yeah.

00:05:19.900 I mean, I essentially have at times.

00:05:22.740 I essentially have.

00:05:23.980 I mean, not that long ago.

00:05:26.460 Because it's almost like if the rest of the crowd is straight up loving it.

00:05:31.520 Yeah.

00:05:31.700 It's almost like, hey, so by refusing to blend with the crowd, you're essentially drawing attention to yourself.

00:05:40.160 Like, the rest of the crowd bouncing, right?

00:05:43.100 Bouncing with laughs, okay?

00:05:44.280 Yeah, and you're still.

00:05:44.880 Dead still spot.

00:05:46.460 You go, so you're basically saying, you know, dare I say you're saying, look at me.

00:05:51.940 You might as well raise your hand and say, I hate it.

00:05:54.600 I tried not to look at her too much because I was like, Kate, you're just looking at maybe there's certain moments that, I mean, who knows.

00:06:00.240 a million million reasons it's just god god we're sensitive up there aren't we but wait quick quickly

00:06:05.960 when i'm when i'm on the road yes texting with you about hotel stuff is of course heaven and any

00:06:10.620 negative experience i have i go well this is great for the straight to the pod yes this is great so

00:06:15.380 i just want to quickly run this by you i mean i'm staying do i need to say it what why would it be 0.69

00:06:19.760 quick take your time okay this is heaven i'm gonna slow your ass down okay okay so i'm in seattle i

00:06:26.480 I found this interesting, staying at the Hilton, the Graduate Hilton in Seattle. 0.97

00:06:32.360 It's directly across from the venue.

00:06:33.140 Didn't spring for the Lotte this time, I guess.

00:06:34.800 No, Lotte in Seattle, one of my favorite hotels in America.

00:06:38.840 I know.

00:06:39.460 The prices were, when we were there, it was winter.

00:06:42.460 It was $800 a night.

00:06:43.720 I go, I'm not doing that.

00:06:44.940 I know.

00:06:45.540 And not to mention the fact that it's a ways away from the theater.

00:06:48.600 So I thought, I'm going to do the cheap one, Hilton, Graduate, across the street.

00:06:52.220 I'll just, you know, whatever.

00:06:52.900 I mean, Chris always says he loves the Hilton.

00:06:54.460 okay so this one so you get so the point is when i booked it i was like okay well what's the nicest

00:07:01.360 one they have because they have maybe three tiers right i said i'll pay for the king which is still

00:07:05.800 you know it's not expensive it's reasonable so it's okay i'll pay for the king i get there

00:07:10.260 remember though what you learned last time i mean it's very different in a different kind of city

00:07:14.180 oh of course the king leaves less floor room oh my god well this was like it was a king not a suite

00:07:21.320 but there was something else it was definitely the biggest room that they had it's a kind of

00:07:26.480 funny when it's like and there's a seating area okay and it's like what are we doing like when

00:07:31.800 you like sit alone on a sofa taking meetings yeah yeah i mean i know there are benefits i guess

00:07:37.020 but in hotel room the pleasure is tv on the bed sprawled on the bed yeah of course so i get there

00:07:44.220 they're perfectly friendly at the front desk okay here's your room here's your card up you go

00:07:50.080 i'm going up there so what's interesting is i'm in la with a couple people doors open and there's

00:07:55.460 a hotel one of the hotel rooms is open and they're cleaning it so you get straight through

00:07:59.300 and it looks yeah straight through from the elevator but we all look and i go damn it looks

00:08:05.280 pretty nice and the woman in the elevator said oh that room looked really nice and i go i know

00:08:10.060 it looked quite big so here i go going hmm well this maybe this is going to be you know okay let's

00:08:16.240 get myself to my room what's coming from me so I go there key card open the room it is so small

00:08:24.360 that there isn't even it's one of those things where there's no room to open the suitcase and

00:08:28.760 walk yeah of course and the bed is not a twin but I mean it ain't a king I mean it's not a queen

00:08:36.460 is it a full it was a room it's the smallest full I've ever seen it was a room fit for a king

00:08:42.500 it was the biggest bed we were able to find it was tiny i go huh and i'm like wait a minute

00:08:52.480 i know that i'm paying for the biggest room so yeah something's amiss okay so then calls made 0.61

00:08:59.280 whatever i'm sitting there i by the way i'm fucking starving i just arrived from seattle 0.78

00:09:04.740 i was hungry i was tired you know i wanted to cry oh my god i just take a nap before my show 0.94

00:09:08.700 whatever i go i'm gonna sit i ordered classic move ordered door dash to the hotel front desk

00:09:15.000 would be there upon when i arrived oh you mean on the way arriving that's good case yeah exactly

00:09:19.800 so i go i'm eating this in this tiny room i'll deal with it in a second so i eat the food i've

00:09:25.260 lodged my complaint phone the phone rings in the room i pick it up hello this is so-and-so

00:09:31.180 calling from the hilton graduate yeah i'm in the hotel like it was just a funny detail by the way

00:09:37.600 yes i've noticed this wait really this kind of calling from the whatever yeah it's a little

00:09:43.960 bit odd i've noticed this i'm just trying to think why it makes sense she goes i'm calling

00:09:47.260 from the hilton we assume it's you yes sweetie i'm it's the hotel phone we don't get a lot of

00:09:52.900 incoming calls here it's usually not my father it's not my cell phone you're calling you're

00:09:56.800 calling the 1984 style hotel phone okay she goes i i hear that you're not happy with your room oh

00:10:06.360 there it is and I almost I almost fly through the glass of the window I go well I reserved a king

00:10:15.320 room and then and then she has the goal she goes well we were told that you wanted an early check

00:10:21.900 in or that you wanted to arrive get into your room as soon as possible so we thought it best

00:10:26.500 to just get you into the soonest room mind you there was no word of this at the front desk at

00:10:30.580 all okay yeah and i go oh well sorry i don't understand so you would just put me in a room

00:10:37.400 at you know at a different level than what i'm paying for silence she repeats well we wanted

00:10:42.800 to get you into the room as soon as possible i mean they would have would it have been charged

00:10:47.400 appropriately well huge question so then i i think at hilton this is all built into the interface

00:10:52.960 but and then and then i said well i would like to ideally be in the room that i reserved the room

00:10:58.960 type she goes okay well we can move you into that room now so then the the lid really gets blown off

00:11:05.000 I go so it is ready I've been in the room for under 10 minutes what are you talking about so

00:11:11.800 that's crazy I uh take a ceremonial piss in the tiny room toilet I go down I go down get the key

00:11:21.840 that's the story I go I go in but then you know what it was I how do you feel about this the room 0.96

00:11:27.620 is directly opposite the fucking elevator so then i start to go wait so what's the room that we 0.84

00:11:33.600 dreamed of it was it was a different there's not a lot of ding ding there's not that much ding ding 0.95

00:11:37.960 i guess there's not i guess you're worrying about your work nights so then i get in there

00:11:44.020 the room is totally fine it's totally fine i don't have any complaints i initially was you know

00:11:50.860 devastated i was like i'm gonna have to buy an espresso just for that one night because there's

00:11:54.360 no in-room coffee there's instant coffee with a kettle shout out to canyon coffee based in los

00:11:59.380 angeles who makes instant coffee sachets so i brought my instant coffee it was great anyway

00:12:04.560 so it was the room's fine the room's totally fine wait with hot water sorry or just with hot water

00:12:09.600 now hot water kettle is all they provide it's hard to okay if you've mixed the coffee yourself

00:12:16.020 even if you were to do a taste test and it was you couldn't tell the difference between that

00:12:20.500 and a hot cup of coffee brewed, right?

00:12:23.420 Something about knowing you mixed it, that it wasn't brewed.

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00:13:58.300 Wait, I have a genius idea.

00:13:59.760 Wait, what's your genius idea?

00:14:00.660 Okay. So, a hotel has a permanent installation going. Okay, fake, of course. Okay.

00:14:08.040 Right. Nearly every floor, maybe every floor is safest. The room across from the elevator, they've got kind of a tableau happening in there that's fake. They've got actors in there in robes enjoying a hot tea. They've got different things that are just making you go, this is the greatest hotel ever.

00:14:27.540 so just a little actor room well it would be fake the idea would be that whenever the elevator

00:14:33.380 open people would see these scenes going on well i guess for it to be oh no but for it to be open

00:14:38.540 it would have to be that someone was cleaning right no yeah the actors could be coming in and

00:14:43.780 out of the room it's it's as they're exiting making out in front of it like oh wow it was good

00:14:48.860 right yeah couldn't do it all the time get suspicious guerrilla marketing yeah anyway

00:14:54.100 it was fine although i will say walls were paper thin i was awoken at 7 15 by just a soft

00:14:59.000 conversation happening in the adjoining room always hard you're sleeping with um no no headphones of

00:15:03.820 any kind right no headphones of any kind they do have these kinds that are you know designed for

00:15:07.900 sleep like i don't know there's these you know but are you really gonna get into that technology

00:15:12.800 maybe i need that for the road who knows but anyway i just want to say here i am in in portland

00:15:18.580 Cascada, listen, I'm just going to say this. The room is really well designed. It's small,

00:15:24.320 but the use of space is quite shocking. It's so efficiently.

00:15:28.580 Now you're telling me Cascada is a boutique hotel you found? What?

00:15:34.020 I'm being put up here. C-A-S-A.

00:15:37.600 Congratulations.

00:15:39.500 Cascada. C-A-S-C-A-D-A. No, no, no. I'm doing a job here that's putting me up here

00:15:44.300 while i'm here it was a magical magical convenience and there is a i open the door

00:15:52.260 washer dryer can be everything's very modern very sleek you know when technology certain

00:15:58.420 technologies there's the coldness like this makes me feel like i'm in the future i feel like i'm in

00:16:02.820 the movie her but in a positive way where it's like the light panel i i mean i was like i was

00:16:07.960 moved by how beautiful when technology can be soft and not harsh it's shocking yeah like

00:16:14.220 Like the way you just finger touch the panel for the lights and it's like dim, you know, relaxed setting, awake setting, you know, do not just like these different light settings.

00:16:25.480 And it's just there's a microwave.

00:16:28.360 There's a dishwasher.

00:16:30.340 Oh, my God.

00:16:31.300 And it's and it's small.

00:16:33.200 There's a freezer.

00:16:34.460 There's a fridge.

00:16:35.320 Apart hotels.

00:16:36.460 Have you seen that?

00:16:38.160 It's like apart hotels.

00:16:40.900 I think it's a term.

00:16:42.260 i used to think it was like a brand or be like what is that but it's um it's not an attractive

00:16:48.020 word it's like there shouldn't be there shouldn't be like an h there it's like it's it's just like

00:16:54.800 something's off and so i don't like it there's a better way to do it hotel flat we could still

00:16:59.600 use that in america yeah you know well actually speaking of lodging leaving for edinburgh edinburgh

00:17:06.980 for a month actually supposed to leave tonight just change my flight to tomorrow as i like to do

00:17:11.900 you're incredible and just to peel back the curtain guess who doesn't have lodging yet

00:17:15.940 me no see so I'm talking this is what I'm talking about I texted with Jacqueline in the back

00:17:19.620 two days ago we're figuring this out because I'm traveling I know that she's going to be

00:17:23.900 traveling I'm like so what you're going to Scotland for a month yeah when you're leaving

00:17:27.440 don't know like what you're like maybe Sunday what and then you were like I don't have lodging

00:17:34.600 yet and I was like it's inspiring like it's it's inspiring thank you leave it at that thank you no

00:17:40.720 people are shocked i well it's absolutely shocking and it made me so stressed out like i immediately

00:17:45.900 felt stress like contact stress and was like but then i was like but then this is what you do you're

00:17:51.540 like i'm gonna figure it out so walk me through so what do you mean you're not well first we're

00:17:56.800 gonna fly today now you're flying tomorrow yes yesterday i booked it for tonight and then here's

00:18:01.160 my next question are you feeling that you're paying exorbitantly as a result of being so 0.96

00:18:06.400 last minute no see this see that's the fucking ticket right there it is because the myth i go 0.95

00:18:12.140 well you have to book a flight as soon if you look at months in advance yes i believe that there's 0.97

00:18:16.940 some kind of okay but if you're talking about what weeks a couple weeks yeah i mean like i don't know

00:18:22.800 the flights were i forgot already but but you know and maybe it's just like i'm always booking stuff

00:18:27.740 last minute but it's not like it's shooting up to like they're not like really sticking it to you

00:18:33.920 you know what i mean yeah and then so there's that and then you know like someone said to me

00:18:38.320 like you know like the airlines love you and i was like because first of all the system of charging

00:18:43.560 now and and and now they've got ai on it and it's a whole thing where they're like look at what you 1.00

00:18:48.960 used to what you've spent before and like look at your life and go like this bitch will pay 600 or 1.00

00:18:54.760 whatever there's like a whole new thing happening so i think this kind of old model of close to the 0.98

00:18:59.920 date whatever is going to be gone much worse than that or something i don't know yeah i'm not sure

00:19:05.480 okay but it's way it's not like what it used to be and everyone's holding on to this 90s mentality

00:19:12.360 okay that picture picture like a cashier you know and the way they had to do tickets i mean it was

00:19:18.120 a whole thing to change a ticket like oh my god this is not that anymore you you have access on

00:19:23.840 your phone to basically the same interface okay they're using it the thing so anyway

00:19:28.860 so i booked it yesterday so we would have it locked in and then i go tomorrow i'm gonna pack

00:19:35.380 day of of course okay and i'm also clearing out like i've been in this town or you know in this

00:19:41.820 neighborhood for like at least a month or something so there's a lot to do but i start doing it that's

00:19:46.080 the whole thing i'm almost done i go you know i think if i go tomorrow okay basically i think i

00:19:52.640 could get another day of work in here calmly knowing i'm all packed up here's my question

00:19:57.260 to you when is your first show wednesday yeah okay so i'll fly monday night get in tuesday morning

00:20:02.880 it's fine yeah you'll be fine but i have been you know it's not just completely spaced out

00:20:08.420 i've been on an obsessive hunt for lodging right for like the past week like it might total hours

00:20:16.840 a day i'm not sure okay but on these like edinburgh like ed let's you know ed flats these these weird

00:20:25.940 sort of bespoke website you know that's like yeah i mean well yeah airbnb is like for the festival

00:20:34.160 you know whatever you can't really use use that at least that these sites are competing with each

00:20:39.120 other and at their own interface this third time i've said interface on this call okay but it you

00:20:45.620 know it's like it's like an embedded google map but it's not really a google map you know and you

00:20:49.680 can't it's like it's like really vintage and i'm in there and i'm doing the deep comparison so i'm

00:20:57.880 in there i'm looking at the eight photos they have of the apartment right then i look at the

00:21:01.940 address and they don't usually give the full address but i look at rough intersection point

00:21:05.960 then i go to google maps then i go into street view then i find the apartment through signs okay

00:21:13.020 Like, there was a red door through the window of one kitchen, okay?

00:21:18.260 No, no.

00:21:18.980 And I was like, okay.

00:21:20.740 And then I went on the street and I found the red door and was able to get the exact understanding of what this, like, basement apartment I was looking at.

00:21:28.120 Because it seemed to have windows, like, curiously all around it, okay?

00:21:31.260 Okay.

00:21:31.880 And it did.

00:21:32.420 Whatever.

00:21:33.020 But so we all have our ways, right?

00:21:34.580 Like, I've spent many hours that maybe someone else would spend just sort of booking a normal thing, studying these apartments.

00:21:41.100 now i'm in a back and forth trying to give them the money their site isn't working oh christ with

00:21:48.920 the with the thing and this person just calling me going so you found one you like yeah they're

00:21:54.200 calling me going you know i always have some person angry at me on a phone like because they

00:21:59.440 can't roll with it okay they can't understand that i would want to check in tomorrow you know

00:22:04.440 i'm giving you five thousand dollars like yeah yeah you know what i mean like you didn't think

00:22:09.280 you were getting this booking like you know right it's like and you should be getting a discount i

00:22:15.460 know i know i know it's it's a weird thing where it's like and they're like we should be overcharging

00:22:19.520 you because uh you know it's no it's the opposite actually so you know i'm getting all these phone

00:22:25.020 calls and it's funny because it's like all these like can we get a different number because it goes

00:22:28.560 straight to voicemail and i'm like sure does yeah right right first of all i told you i prefer to

00:22:34.080 be contacted by email yeah guess what i don't want to do get on the phone someone i've never met

00:22:40.500 whose personality could be a thousand different things dare i say more right yeah and deal with

00:22:47.620 that live so whatever i'm uh i've so then pop onto the delta website change flight yeah here's

00:22:53.800 this one here's the cost difference oh the cost difference is zero thank you boom boom let's see

00:22:58.740 if there's seats there are two next to each other we can sleep and uh moving to tomorrow now the

00:23:04.900 piece i feel is pretty good and now i can get into i started googling makeup palettes we'll

00:23:10.160 talk about that in product corner because that's going to be a big question but wait wait so do

00:23:14.220 you have the lodging no and you're going tomorrow so and that's not even really why i changed it i

00:23:22.060 mean i've been calling her all damn day let's see if she replied yet you know i'm not that worried

00:23:26.820 because it's like the issue is just getting her the payment yeah and you know i show up we'll find

00:23:33.020 somewhere to go we'll grab a hotel for a night if we can't if we can't yeah yeah yeah oh there's no

00:23:37.920 hotels there's one in town yeah you'll be fine wow that's amazing amazing so we'll see the airport

00:23:45.800 hey here's a question for you yeah so we're traveling to the airport a lot by the way seattle

00:23:49.780 airport i guess this is the thing that's known is it's hell on earth and it's unbelievable

00:23:53.300 yeah it's really rare when that happens walked in crap i was like is it the day before christmas

00:23:58.900 eve is it december 23rd is it home alone at 9 a.m it was home alone the amount the crowd

00:24:06.060 and then it was one of those magical things where i go oh where's pre-check pre-check line

00:24:10.880 nothing incredible and there is a whole city's worth of people in the other line and boy do

00:24:16.600 they look like just i mean but by the way i thank god they do that because if they were all pre-check

00:24:21.640 they're standing there and they're like sometimes kind of casually watching you because there's

00:24:26.300 almost like they're allowed to watch you because they're in a worse situation so they're just sort

00:24:30.520 of allowed to like watch the little lady go by yeah yeah yeah it's very strange it's unimaginable

00:24:36.040 so that's why people are like well you better get there three hours early or whatever yeah i'm never

00:24:40.320 getting there a minute before an hour early and if i'm in particular come on if i'm carrying on

00:24:44.700 anyway the point is also having a carrying on miracle i've perfected the carry-on and i brought

00:24:50.140 too many t-shirts we are gonna get this is what i want to talk about this entire episode or we'll

00:24:54.780 do it for bonus i'm not sure yeah but we have a we have serious work to do in terms of me putting

00:24:58.840 together my packing in one small suitcase i've got it for you i'm excited and so but here's

00:25:04.820 something i want to announce last couple days at the airport they're not asking for my id at any

00:25:11.780 point am i taking out id are you that clear thing are you doing the clear thing we signed up for

00:25:16.420 not clear sweetheart we signed up for it together remember on the road it expired it expired it

00:25:21.380 didn't renew it's i think you get it like free with your you don't i checked into mx you don't

00:25:26.500 get it free trust me i checked this are you hearing me no id i get up their pre-check they

00:25:32.120 go look in the camera oh i guess because i've just given myself you have yeah to the system

00:25:36.060 so i don't have to bring out my id and i go oh it's worth the convenience track me daddy that's

00:25:40.240 like Chris throwing his hand hovers over the checkout at Whole Foods to get our beans to get

00:25:46.860 our medieval beans but don't you find that odd I've never not been asked for ID I don't know

00:25:53.280 it's all moving quicker it's all moving quicker it's just over now they've got you it's so it's

00:25:58.180 moving so fast it's fucking crazy okay and then also I just wanted to do a hard pivot to something

00:26:03.640 completely random oh well I'm going I'm deleting Instagram today I have to do a few days off 0.76

00:26:07.620 because it's just I've been when you're trapped when when I'm traveling especially neck broken

00:26:12.020 looking down I mean because you're just going I'm in a line I'll do it I'm just like I'm in there

00:26:16.920 and I'm in there hard hell I had a bad one the other night oh it's so bad I lost hours oh because

00:26:25.280 I opened it to do something oh I need to dm that hotelier in that town outside of Scotland to beg

00:26:30.580 for a room for free right yeah still hoping for miracles day of and what happens three hours are

00:26:37.600 gone literally and then why did i come in here hours past staring you know i've diagnosed myself

00:26:44.860 with three new things you know yep anyway go on no i i know i'm deleting today because i have to

00:26:50.760 return to life because it's been so bad um fascinating though what the hell is going on

00:26:56.440 with grun's gummies because i'm getting fed that so hard i'm seeing chelsea handler really selling

00:27:01.760 it i'm seeing bethany frankel selling it by the way they're doing a good job i'm going i guess i

00:27:05.900 better get these i i don't like it though you say grooms to me it's a weird g-r-u-n-s to me it's

00:27:14.520 like a weird disordered eating thing where it's like it's gummy bears you get to have a whole

00:27:18.240 pack of gummy bears it's like that's just like not how i live i'm like no what it's like kind 0.65

00:27:23.940 of sad it's like women candy or something where it's like look at you bad girl you get to eat

00:27:28.740 your little mini pack of six gummy bears are they mini packs wait they're vitamins they're

00:27:34.060 vitamin it's like a gummy bear vitamin but then it's like these people are like wow it's sweet 0.84

00:27:38.960 me i have energy muscle recovery i do wonder what it's yeah digestion they always get women with 1.00

00:27:44.620 this digestion it's aiding in digestion why don't you go fuck yourself and then tell me how my 0.99

00:27:48.820 digestion improves i don't they but hello it's working on me i go grooms i will see i'm the 1.00

00:27:55.640 and you definitely heard the pronunciation this isn't like duels with dulles no i think it's

00:28:02.780 And is there an umlaut or whatever?

00:28:07.500 Wait, let me look.

00:28:09.100 I haven't deleted it yet, but I'm going to delete it.

00:28:11.340 It's like literally you always go, like, waiting for the third time.

00:28:16.100 Something that's like, uh, you're like, ooh.

00:28:18.180 Wait, where's grooms?

00:28:19.820 I thought I sent it.

00:28:20.420 Oh, my God, maybe it's gone forever.

00:28:22.140 Grooms.

00:28:22.940 I thought I sent it.

00:28:23.840 It's almost like they're, you know, we did all the pretty words.

00:28:26.680 Now they have to swing back around the pendulum in marketing.

00:28:29.820 I can't find it.

00:28:31.280 Grooms.

00:28:32.780 Groon's gummies. I'm Googling it.

00:28:35.860 You know, it's like we get pastel suitcases and whatever,

00:28:38.660 and then like, okay, we're tired of that.

00:28:40.900 Now it's like forest green.

00:28:42.360 How would you say this?

00:28:44.880 Groon's, baby.

00:28:48.200 That's the umlaut, I believe.

00:28:49.920 Groon's superfood gummies.

00:28:52.900 Energy, immunity, recovery, beauty, cognition.

00:28:56.440 $60 for a pack.

00:29:00.220 Groon's.

00:29:01.260 There's just too many well-marketed supplements now.

00:29:05.040 It's really working on me.

00:29:06.360 So we're really in a tough moment.

00:29:09.060 Sugar-free.

00:29:09.600 Taking nothing because I can't choose.

00:29:11.060 I mean, truly, because I can't choose.

00:29:12.720 Oh, I know.

00:29:13.680 I completely understand.

00:29:14.760 It's impossible.

00:29:15.840 I do.

00:29:16.360 Oh, I'll save it for Product Corner.

00:29:17.700 Did you forget about saffron?

00:29:18.860 Because I sure did.

00:29:19.960 Remember we were like, it's the answer? 0.87

00:29:21.420 I completely fucking forgot. 0.86

00:29:22.940 It is the answer, and I forgot. 0.79

00:29:24.360 I just want to say that a very top celebrity makeup artist who listens to the show.

00:29:29.320 What?

00:29:29.600 If she's listening right now, she knows who she is.

00:29:31.980 I love you.

00:29:33.000 She, yesterday on DM, recommended to me, she's like, I love this device.

00:29:39.640 It's $170.

00:29:40.940 Save it for product corner.

00:29:43.340 You're going to get that in product corner.

00:29:44.800 It's a de-puffing skincare, cold and heat.

00:29:48.480 It's a special thing, and I'm 100% buying it.

00:29:51.400 Oh, my God.

00:29:52.380 I think I have a vision of it in my head, like something I've seen.

00:29:55.860 If I haven't seen it yet, someone in the marketing is failing.

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00:31:58.240 Speaking of makeup, I've changed.

00:32:00.220 Something huge is going on in my life, which is that I've stopped, stopped a too dramatic a word.

00:32:04.500 But I'm not wearing mascara.

00:32:07.060 So I wear a lot of mascara.

00:32:08.660 I wear mascara.

00:32:09.360 I kind of feel naked with that mascara.

00:32:11.260 I wear mascara every day.

00:32:13.340 Every day, Jacqueline.

00:32:14.100 Like just to go to the market?

00:32:15.780 Yeah, especially go to the market.

00:32:17.360 You never know what producers might be there wandering the halls.

00:32:20.560 And I always wear mascara.

00:32:24.140 I, too, call them the halls.

00:32:25.880 That's a joke.

00:32:27.460 Isles.

00:32:28.100 Just realize aisles and halls are clearly the same word.

00:32:31.120 Yeah.

00:32:31.900 I went to a dinner the other night, curled my lashes, no mascara.

00:32:35.820 So you curled Shiseido?

00:32:38.380 I say that because that was always the classic.

00:32:40.200 Actually, I'm using the Chanel one.

00:32:40.800 That is the one.

00:32:41.460 I'm using the Chanel curler.

00:32:42.680 But I have to get a new, the black rubber thing.

00:32:45.740 That one, it's starting to wear down.

00:32:47.360 yeah the bumper the bumper but i have to say and i'll save it for product corner my favorite

00:32:53.160 mascara that i that now i'm so excited i love it so much it's all and it does not smudge it does 0.53

00:32:58.460 not flake i've fucking tried them all i swear to god it's really good and is it one of the tubular 0.83

00:33:02.400 ones because i continue to struggle with that well don't tell me don't tell me yeah but wait 0.98

00:33:06.800 wait i have something to say one do you remember the old the old trick where you lightly uh blow

00:33:13.180 the hair dryer on the um oh yeah on the thing you gotta be careful you don't sink yourself

00:33:17.620 yeah but yeah you warm the oh i've seen people with a lighter damn i've seen guys take a light 0.95

00:33:23.580 i've seen a couple gay guys take a lighter to a eyelash curler you gotta be careful i mean how 0.95

00:33:28.940 okay gotta be really careful how close to the base i was like i don't know about that how close to

00:33:32.480 the base how i know do you get because sometimes it gets too close and it's scary now here now

00:33:37.040 now now you're ready for on topic you're ready for on topic okay yeah i wonder if you can even

00:33:43.660 properly see yesterday i got a lash lift oh my god i can't see i can't tell okay i want a lash

00:33:51.480 tint i'll send you a photo now because i mean you should see it now i need a call i had this 1.00

00:33:55.800 gorgeous woman a couple times come to my house and give me a lash tint and a brow tint and it 1.00

00:34:01.060 Changed your life, and then you forgot.

00:34:03.520 So I also got a gentle brow lamination.

00:34:07.100 So I'm going to send you the full photos right now.

00:34:10.000 Yeah, give us the before-afters. 1.00

00:34:11.860 Groons. 1.00

00:34:16.220 Our DC producer hearing duels for Dulles is like...

00:34:21.940 Duels.

00:34:23.620 I look like a douchebag, but I'll send it to you. 0.89

00:34:25.860 Send it on through. 0.99

00:34:26.580 Like I'm making a real douchebag face.

00:34:28.380 Want to hear another kind of internet product that I'm convinced I need to start ingesting every day?

00:34:34.980 Because one woman with 24,000 followers talking about it, me in a dark room, just firehosed to the skull, taking in her, talking about this product.

00:34:45.720 I was in a dark room, firehosed, straight through the third eye.

00:34:51.280 It's so sad.

00:34:53.180 My third eye has been taken by Insta.

00:34:55.700 Oh, it's, it has been taken.

00:34:58.680 It's not shut, like, you know, like, oh, your third eye is closed.

00:35:01.560 It's not been shut.

00:35:02.020 Jacqueline, it's worse than that.

00:35:02.880 It's been pinned open, like clockwork orange.

00:35:05.200 Yeah, I know.

00:35:05.920 And then there's an invisible etheric cord.

00:35:08.600 All right, did you get the text?

00:35:09.700 Well, Jacqueline, it's worse than being taken.

00:35:11.220 We've given it.

00:35:12.220 And that's actually the final humiliation.

00:35:14.600 The final humiliation is that we give it.

00:35:17.360 And worse, we pay to give it, essentially, because we pay with our, you know.

00:35:20.760 Of course, with our labor.

00:35:22.120 They get rich.

00:35:23.120 Okay.

00:35:23.620 Yeah, okay.

00:35:24.300 black seed oil wait that's what it is oh okay okay i sent you the photo are you looking oh

00:35:29.900 now i want to explain something about the brows but we'll get to that next looks nice

00:35:34.040 wow dead flat expression on you it looks nice i was waiting well it's subtle it doesn't look

00:35:39.540 which is what you want it doesn't look like oh wow i mean it looks like they're curled doesn't

00:35:43.280 it i mean like it looks like it does it does what you would want curled eyelashes to do yeah yeah

00:35:48.040 they look very curled do they do the bottoms too they don't touch i'm not sure if they did the

00:35:51.960 bottoms i i sort of can't remember and then the brows that's a soft lamination now right now

00:35:59.300 because i'm still in the period where you don't like they're still kind of like stuck with the

00:36:04.380 product like in this position because it's 24 hours you don't get them wet okay oh so they're

00:36:09.660 sort of stuck like so they're kind of combed up in a way that's like i don't want them like flying

00:36:14.420 up but once once i'm through this period like i'll comb them a little normally but i gotta say

00:36:20.480 i think it really opens up the eye wow okay i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it in la calling los

00:36:26.220 angeles where should i get my brows and lashes tinted because that's and if anyone's curious i

00:36:32.140 did it on was it court street or it was called wink oh um shine at wink in brooklyn heights and

00:36:40.120 she was phenomenal okay i went in running no appointment just knocked i just buzzed second

00:36:45.740 floor buzz go up hello um how much i mean tint look at me this is funny how you do this you

00:36:54.380 want to lay out all tint and a tote bag you know you know i mean actually i don't i don't think

00:36:59.080 she tinted this anyway anyway it was like 160 yeah yeah that's totally i thought you did something

00:37:04.500 like that great but it was um a 20 off like or something first time or deal but i will be back

00:37:11.020 it was lovely lash lift yeah and and i get scared with the lamination because whenever you see the

00:37:20.160 lamination things it's always this weird like razor sharp edge you know i'm talking about where

00:37:25.700 you're like did they also tattoo it what's going on over there like yeah and so i'm fearful but 0.88

00:37:30.140 i think it does i think it's and then if you're really good for the 24 hours don't get it wet

00:37:34.700 she's like it can last six weeks now i think to just have essentially not have to curl my eyelash

00:37:40.720 not that i'm doing it every day anyway and just have my brow comb you know more naturally and

00:37:46.900 easily into whatever i'm gonna do if i had a pencil tell me that's not worth that oh i i want

00:37:51.640 that no if i can do that they can do that for me i like that i'm trying to think what else boost i

00:37:56.820 could get like that i got a pedicure i haven't gotten one in like a year like i've just like

00:38:00.620 not i've just been like there hasn't been a moment i don't know and so i i did it went in

00:38:07.180 I got a pedicure and then four or five times I said yes I'll have more another 10 minutes of

00:38:13.100 massage literally that's amazing that many times more yeah which made me feel like a pervert a

00:38:18.620 little bit yeah yeah totally like I'm close I'm close particularly once I was like straddling the

00:38:23.500 chair like we moved to the chair for the yeah so I was just like we moved from the pedicure chair

00:38:29.000 to the like to the real chair you know and like then I'm strapped up in the back like I don't

00:38:33.320 know it's like yeah yeah but i'm like and it's like it's like you know you don't even want to

00:38:38.140 more like being like more it's like just like yeah begging for begging for more on the chair

00:38:43.040 while on your stomach but it was um it was great oh it was great i uh i have a couple

00:38:49.240 danger danger danger things that i'm scared of now um here's one thing okay i saw and this is

00:38:57.120 my instagram and i go well this is why i have instagram because i right i saves lives and i

00:39:02.100 will not isn't will not replace this okay yeah i've tricked my algorithm it's really interesting

00:39:07.780 because i now am really interested in watching certain things that my phone is confused is she

00:39:13.620 this that you know what i mean the algorithm can't account for uh perverse uh curiosity

00:39:20.980 so i get fed a combination of things i'm like it'll get there but whatever i got fed i know

00:39:26.880 but I get fed like Illuminati like like videos of like look at Khloe Kardashian and Cynthia

00:39:33.580 Erivo's hands like they have joined they're becoming reptilian like people can like tell

00:39:38.400 me this is it and I go to the comments and it's not like oh well you got everyone's like yeah no

00:39:42.780 I know this is bad right you think it was like a skincare theory that led you there like do you

00:39:47.420 know what I mean I don't know the raw water movement as you used to say yeah yeah exactly

00:39:51.560 like I used to get fed that woman yeah raw steak all the time yeah but then I saw a thing that was

00:39:56.240 like do not ever use a grill brush you know when you're grilling and you see and dad's got the 0.59

00:40:00.880 grill brush i saw it too okay i thought too and i was like no i was like i almost texted my parents

00:40:08.080 okay no more grill brush no more grill brush anybody you use a onion okay or lemon or whatever

00:40:14.760 the hell so the grill brush for those is the idea is that the grill brush the wiry those grills get 0.92

00:40:21.640 trapped in your food you eat them they pierce your fucking little a little actual wire they're 0.99

00:40:26.480 trapped in your neck so they swallow it in a burger it it can puncture your thing and they're 0.99

00:40:31.540 showing the x-rays and you can see it um in the track um fucking hell what is that no wire brush 0.98

00:40:38.160 if i go to someone's house for food i have to go no girl brush i'm like we're going to eat at my 0.97

00:40:42.560 cousin's house next week i'm visiting my cousin from denver denver and by the way i'm gonna have

00:40:46.580 to do it. Denver, I'm coming. Austin, I think this will still air in time. Yeah. Denver and

00:40:52.260 Austin. Come on, baby. I think I'm forgetting a different city. No, I'm not. Okay. So you're 0.96

00:40:57.880 going to have to say, hey, so how do you clean your grill? Yeah. When you guys are grilling.

00:41:02.560 I have an idea. Send it now. Like it's just a random thing. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know we're

00:41:07.600 going to be grilling. What's I'm saying? Speaking of grilling. Oh, you already know you're going to

00:41:10.240 be grilling still send it i know no grill brush right grill brush free zone i have had just some

00:41:17.140 really good steaks lately like i had an amazing skirt steak and i go because i don't you know

00:41:22.500 i'm by no means vegan or vegetarian but i don't cook meat at home like you know there's like

00:41:27.840 fears yeah fears we used to talk about like no it's like it's like it's like a it's like a fear

00:41:33.080 thing that i'm like well i try not to eat too much meat so it's like okay well if i'm not doing it

00:41:36.680 at home i want to start making steaks in the home i used to all the time so cast iron butter

00:41:45.140 oh well i learned this whole thing you know because stuff like that's that classic you're

00:41:52.980 gonna have completely diametrically opposed right you're gonna have this butter absolutely no butter

00:42:00.580 Right. Right. Grease the pan. Dry pan. You know what I mean? Like you're going to anything that big is going to have completely. Right. But there was one thing I read that really explained how to get flavored, like how to bring the flavor of your rosemary that you rest atop it. Okay. Like in. And this is what was so huge about it. Okay. It was like the whole thing. It was explaining how salting it was getting into the whole salting and doing your seasonings on it and the whole letting it rest.

00:42:29.840 and i mean before okay this you're not gonna believe this okay this is like so it's like

00:42:36.380 they're like you know it needs to be an hour let's say okay whatever the long time it is

00:42:40.280 an hour before you're cooking it letting the um let's say you've salted it and you've put a bunch

00:42:45.500 of seasonings or whatever right yeah rosemary whatever okay it and they're like on top of it

00:42:51.980 let's say you patted that on there and it's sitting there they're like you know you got to do it an 0.97

00:42:56.640 hour now i would always go you know no preparation i'm going all right fuck it well i'll do it for 0.97

00:43:00.920 20 minutes or something right right right and or the salting of it before or whatever even i think 0.77

00:43:06.040 even just the salting i think anyway and it's not like oh you're gonna get a little flavor that way 0.91

00:43:10.320 no you're actually fucked if you do that you're actually making it worse okay so here's what 0.77

00:43:15.080 happens are you ready so it's something along the lines of the salt pulls the moisture out 0.99

00:43:19.960 yeah and then you know the osmosis or whatever okay the osmosis it then sucks it back in with

00:43:28.660 the flavorings that you put on top wait so you do want to leave it out yeah you you need to do

00:43:33.940 the full length if you do half you've just pulled the moisture out and that's it i understand i

00:43:38.220 understand now thank you another thing is like dry it before you throw it in the pan because

00:43:42.120 otherwise you're steaming it with the loose water whole okay so hang on hang on because i've literally 0.95

00:43:47.360 i've made steak in my life i think twice kate you ready for this what fucking three minutes 0.92

00:43:52.580 or whatever the timing is based on your whatever hard sear okay this work hard sear three minutes 1.00

00:43:59.920 on one side don't fucking touch it don't move it or you're gonna fuck your sear okay flip 1.00

00:44:06.640 same thing and then take her out and let her rest fuck i also turn it on the side i would turn it 1.00

00:44:14.100 on the side and kind of meet me switching yeah of course yeah oh yes it helps you get um so you 0.99

00:44:21.600 don't have like a gray steak you know what i love the idea you vegan grill master you the vegan meat

00:44:28.400 chef yeah i love that it's like that's the bald hairdresser you know

00:44:33.700 you really you really trust them oh my god so yeah so i'm convinced i'm gonna start um

00:44:41.580 making steak yes in august and august i'm august is i have to rest and i have to make steak and i

00:44:49.120 have to lift weights and that's that's that's final but the rosemary oh and this was rosemary

00:44:53.680 jacklyn this is instagram i have to lift weights and i have to eat steak no i need to get off

00:44:59.480 instagram is that where you got those ideas was it was it if you don't start doing weight lifting

00:45:08.140 now yeah well because i do need to lift weights we all need to but but here i am going i need to

00:45:14.740 be lifting heavy i need to be eating steak i need grooms well there's been a lot of 1.00

00:45:18.260 there's been a lot of um you know like women if you don't raise the weight you know this is like 1.00

00:45:26.220 that's true the latest thing yeah osteoporosis yeah no i mean sure sure but you know anything 0.97

00:45:33.160 that's going around I don't know it's um okay one more Instagram thing that I think actually is

00:45:39.880 oh my god it worked last night oh my god it worked you sent me something oh my god it works

00:45:44.300 it works it works it works okay so this is this thing and I've seen it fed to me from two different

00:45:48.400 people it's a vagus nerve release exercise that they say hey when you wake up in the night you

00:45:54.420 can't go back to sleep do this oh that's what you sent me it will work I don't wake in the night

00:45:58.420 talk sucking works okay you don't I never used to Jacqueline I never used to okay so here's what

00:46:06.060 you do I'm gonna do with my eyes open okay to show you what you do with you do it with your 0.71

00:46:11.380 eyes oh I understand okay you look up you look down you look left you look right and then you

00:46:19.540 make a circle like all the way around and then you cross your eyes and you do that and they say

00:46:25.380 like you won't even make it three times you'll be out and I'm here to tell you that last night

00:46:30.220 I do it once I go well guess who's awake I do it again guess who's awake I forgot I just now 0.80

00:46:34.780 remembered if I fucking went back to sleep so everyone try and write in of course hold it

00:46:39.940 lightly I just did it focus on it too much yeah I was just trying it yeah yeah but but I have to 0.51

00:46:46.240 say I've used it a couple times I think it fucking works okay oh no I want more Instagram thing this

00:46:51.600 this is my i'm served this all day what is that no for your neck not you thought it was a device 0.98

00:46:57.980 yeah yeah it's a pen for the listener what do you say to be clear that woman i don't even follow her 0.97

00:47:03.140 but she's all i see on instagram and she's this woman and she's doing de-puffing and she's like 0.89

00:47:07.980 it's always i'm sorry this is gonna sound like i'm being a bitch but they're always like i'm 36 0.91

00:47:11.940 and oh and you're like well i'm not i'm not like what you're 30 yeah sometimes sometimes it's the 0.80

00:47:18.440 opposite there's sometimes i'm like oh no yeah all that effort is aging but then you know i i if you 0.86

00:47:25.100 have that thought that obsession is oh shit well certainly could be the fear but i have that thought 0.72

00:47:31.360 and then i'm feel bad for having that thought and then i think well i'm sure a thousand people have 0.97

00:47:35.320 told her so in the comments you know what i mean no i know i know of course but wait so every time

00:47:40.900 i use an aerosol item my favorite air current aerosols the elta md uh spotty sunscreen there

00:47:48.900 are a couple hair products i love that are aerosols i have my like high strength dub deodorant

00:47:54.680 sheer for special occasions lately i've been doing it daily and every time i use the aerosol i go

00:48:00.580 i can tell there's just like an intuitive human thing we're like this is poison or something

00:48:05.280 or like and also i have the air doctor and every time i use the aerosol the air doctor

00:48:09.560 go wild yes yeah i'm always like interesting and i saw a thing and i was like i know aerosols are

00:48:15.860 bad but why and then i watched a video and they're like aerosols release benzene every time you spray

00:48:21.020 it's a known carcinogen it's a oh no jacqueline so that's all none of those come in um you know

00:48:30.360 they're still you know you're never gonna get a continuous spray i'm never gonna not have an 0.99

00:48:36.860 aerosol in my life okay there's going to be some aerosols i cock sucking oh my fucking god i've 0.99

00:48:42.620 been using the os it's so good the makeup setting spray the first stage that one size i think that's 0.98

00:48:49.800 the the brand yeah os okay interesting and it's really good and it's aerosol setting your makeup 0.73

00:48:57.480 yeah it's like wow right my fucking nose right in my nose right in my eyes it's really good but 0.89

00:49:05.160 what the fuck do we do it's the best setting spray i've ever used also primer is a lie that's what 0.99

00:49:09.380 i'm hearing i'm talking to top makeup artists primer is bullshit what are they saying your skin 0.99

00:49:13.200 is prep properly yeah prep your skin prep your skin okay interesting to have one do they say 0.98

00:49:18.700 what their prep like because i don't like to go in there with some heavy cream if that's you know

00:49:23.540 what i'm saying yeah i try to keep it hydrated keep it bouncy keep it bouncy and keep it moving

00:49:29.920 i have an announcement though there's one primer that i that i am enjoying and it's the cl i know

00:49:34.820 i talk about you can't be you can't be serious again with the cl

00:49:37.980 it's the cl primer i see it os but os yeah one size by patrick star so we'll get into it in

00:49:48.440 product corner which will be probably it's coming up real fast but aerosols no more aerosols no more 0.96

00:49:55.260 grill brushing oh and yeah that's really kind of what i got i was also i was gonna be like fuck

00:50:02.580 i was i was gonna get into shilajit and i forgot get into what shilajit you know that black resin 0.77

00:50:09.120 thing it's like promotes oh shilajit energy shilajit let's see gary brecca mineral is he 0.58

00:50:16.920 like a total whore for what for anything i'm seeing him pushing stuff on instagram and i'm 0.68

00:50:21.860 going i i had this well remember i loved the gary brecca smoothie i mean it was just because i had 0.97

00:50:26.620 the aminos perfect aminos right i mean i had some feeling about him like i trust him and then

00:50:32.500 here he is he's like he's like shilling like cod like or not cod but like anything you can find a 0.52

00:50:40.860 good cod that's worth shilling what i say i do the research because i saw that that that gay guy

00:50:46.780 protein bar david now they're selling now they're making cod it's like david cod and by the way i'll 0.76

00:50:53.600 take some wait let me see this david cod let me see this david is the brand and then it's offering

00:50:59.740 cod now yeah david made a protein bar i can't believe first of all i'm blown away by this

00:51:07.620 packaging sorry and and the branding just david david they're like they're like they come in

00:51:13.780 they're like hi david um so we want to um just present a few concepts this first one

00:51:18.740 well actually they would do it last okay and then they're like and our third one

00:51:22.240 And it is, well, it's my favorite, but introducing David.

00:51:34.180 Yeah.

00:51:35.300 Okay.

00:51:36.440 Sorry.

00:51:37.160 It just, it's so like, and it's huge on the package and it's written like a name would

00:51:44.480 be written, not a brand, you know, capital D, Practically Times New Roman.

00:51:48.780 You heard me.

00:51:49.480 Oh, yeah.

00:51:49.880 Someone in the design office panicking. 0.99

00:51:51.920 She thinks, I told you that everyone would do this goddamn Times New Roman. 0.98

00:51:56.280 Flash frozen, ship's free. 1.00

00:51:59.340 And then there's a woman's, like, abs. 0.98

00:52:03.520 She's in a barely there sports bra and white sweatshirt and white yoga pants.

00:52:09.440 And she's got four boxes of David, I guess, protein bars under her.

00:52:15.220 Oh, wow.

00:52:16.100 Oh, look at them comparing it to Bilt Quest, Bear Bells, and whatever.

00:52:20.620 Well, the truth is, we got to go.

00:52:23.240 You serious?

00:52:24.380 We got to go.

00:52:25.600 That's good.

00:52:26.040 I never even got to my list.

00:52:27.700 It'll have to happen during bonus.

00:52:29.220 So I guess we'll shoot on over to Product Corner, those of you.

00:52:31.900 Oh, yeah.

00:52:32.200 Let's talk about it.

00:52:32.920 What are we going to go over?

00:52:34.060 And let's also not forget, those who are paying for this show, if you are able to, please consider it.

00:52:40.200 It is the reason the show exists, just to remind everyone.

00:52:43.400 Yeah, that's the only income.

00:52:44.700 We got dropped by our network.

00:52:46.220 And guess what?

00:52:47.160 We pay to make the show now.

00:52:48.860 And ad sales are not up.

00:52:52.280 Ad sales are not up because our listeners are too smart.

00:52:54.520 Ad sales pay pennies on an ad.

00:52:55.440 Pennies.

00:52:56.000 Okay?

00:52:56.760 Yeah.

00:52:57.640 The only income is this.

00:52:59.400 So thank you, guys.

00:53:01.700 You're supporting us directly.

00:53:03.580 It goes directly to the show.

00:53:05.120 So in Product Corner, we've got someone with 24,000 followers.

00:53:11.260 You said you got something coming.

00:53:12.760 We've got a device from a top makeup artist.

00:53:15.860 Oh, yeah.

00:53:16.260 And then we've got just a couple things I want to shout out.

00:53:18.420 dog. And then, and then we'll, then I want to get into my, um, what I'm going to bring. Oh,

00:53:24.800 and I'm going to talk about the cleanser I just got. I'm going to talk about my

00:53:27.700 cleanser I got. Oh, I need a good cleanser. And then we'll go from there. Okay. Well,

00:53:32.500 see you over there. Love you.

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - August 05, 2025

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