Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Never Require Continuity

00:00:00.000 Two best friends, both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:07.340 The hag divines when something must die. 0.95

00:00:09.680 Yes, that was Poogh. 0.96

00:00:10.780 But this is huge. 0.73

00:00:12.360 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:00:15.200 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:19.600 Greetings.

00:00:20.400 Hello, hello, hello.

00:00:22.000 Hello, hello, hello.

00:00:23.200 So first of all, hello, hello.

00:00:24.540 Coming in from, I'm in Scotland, Edinburgh.

00:00:29.440 Kate, you are.

00:00:30.420 And I'm in Austin, Texas, honey.

00:00:32.560 We are the strongest women in the world.

00:00:38.580 But here's the thing about when you're traveling, because you really do.

00:00:42.300 I've got a list, honey, because every day, new city, things happen on the road.

00:00:46.180 I have my ongoing poog list.

00:00:47.840 I know. 1.00

00:00:48.400 I know.

00:00:49.440 Okay, that's good.

00:00:50.300 My list is, well, we have a lot of travel to talk about, obviously.

00:00:53.760 I mean.

00:00:54.060 Oh, I've got.

00:00:55.080 We've got a lot of travel, sweetie.

00:00:58.740 I've got some fun things for Product Corner for the subscribers.

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00:01:17.560 Okay, well, first of all, I want to say that I'm reporting live from,

00:01:20.960 and I'm here to tell you that this is one of the best hotels I've ever stayed at.

00:01:23.920 Okay, my room right now.

00:01:25.260 And I booked it with, you guessed it, Amex, Fine Hotels and Resorts.

00:01:29.720 So I got a free upgrade.

00:01:31.180 The Austin Proper.

00:01:32.660 Oh, my God.

00:01:33.520 You got the upgrade.

00:01:34.400 It happened.

00:01:35.760 The Proper Hotel.

00:01:36.960 Interesting because you know that the Proper in San Francisco where we stayed, I've long enjoyed.

00:01:42.120 Honey, this is a different level.

00:01:43.560 No, I believe you.

00:01:44.560 I'm just saying.

00:01:45.420 Yeah, no, no.

00:01:46.100 Totally.

00:01:46.660 There's signs.

00:01:47.080 This is a whole different culture.

00:01:50.820 It's like right near that bridge or am I thinking of that other thing?

00:01:53.180 Couldn't tell you.

00:01:53.700 I haven't set a foot outside.

00:01:55.340 It's 100 degrees here.

00:01:56.260 It's unimaginable.

00:01:57.640 But 103, that's not an exaggeration.

00:02:00.000 It is 103 degrees in Austin, Texas.

00:02:02.980 And so I just want to say yesterday, flying in from Denver, I was grumpy, capital G.

00:02:07.820 I was grumpy.

00:02:08.800 Grumpy on a plane.

00:02:10.040 It's tough.

00:02:10.620 I was feeling like, did I choose the wrong life for myself?

00:02:13.380 Well, here we go.

00:02:14.440 I was feeling, yeah, just like oopsie daisies, feeling, you know, not truly, but just not

00:02:19.540 feeling great.

00:02:20.040 and then i walk into the proper and i go and by the way four people as i come in two people at

00:02:25.100 the valet and then behind the desk they go welcome back i go welcome back i've never been here either

00:02:30.140 there's some there's some broad haunting this hotel who looks just like me could be worthy or

00:02:36.140 they or maybe they've seen me somewhere and they just can't place the face but i don't think it

00:02:40.940 was that i don't know what it was but or you're in the proper's system no oh no that would be

00:02:47.780 impossible it came out of the uber and they go welcome back anyway that might just be how they

00:02:52.080 greet their guests nonetheless i just want to say they upgraded me to a king okay were you when they

00:02:59.680 said well um and as a member of amex we're gonna upgrade you were you screaming were you were you

00:03:08.380 scared were you like well that's what that's what always happens like oh no oh my god like were you

00:03:13.840 scared because remember i have wait i have so much to say what do you mean remember when king

00:03:18.940 doesn't actually increase the size of the room oh yeah just no no i wasn't scared i was only excited

00:03:24.320 but i want to say that this proper experience well you all know when i had a tough ludlow

00:03:31.180 well listen to this yeah i had a tough four seasons in denver oh wow so i was going i was

00:03:37.840 going crazy trying to you know booking and i was like do i do the fourth season it's you know

00:03:42.060 It wasn't that much more expensive than another hotel.

00:03:44.120 I go, it's negligible, the amount.

00:03:46.420 Like, you'll be happy.

00:03:47.260 It's the Four Seasons.

00:03:48.360 Margin error.

00:03:48.840 Like, you know.

00:03:50.040 And listen, I arrive at the Four Seasons in Denver.

00:03:52.860 Lobby, nice.

00:03:54.240 I have to say, though, immediately there was something off behind the front desk.

00:03:57.440 I'm sorry.

00:03:58.000 It's subtle.

00:03:58.560 There was just a little something off.

00:03:59.880 You know, you can know quick.

00:04:01.260 And again, I don't need the concierge to be on all fours going, oh, my God, you're here.

00:04:05.620 You know, I just, but I do think, and I'm sorry, smile's customary, wouldn't you say?

00:04:12.060 A smile? Yeah. Yeah, honey. Or a Butlerian seriousness. Madam, there's nothing laughable

00:04:25.700 about your entry. So here's what it was. And I almost got into a little thing with her because

00:04:30.620 I mean, not really. It's like I come wheeling in. I'm grumpy, but I'm not going to let that affect

00:04:36.240 my you know the way I interact with anyone but the point is I was waiting to speak because she 0.73

00:04:42.120 had her head down like maybe she's working I wasn't just gonna walk right up to the desk I was

00:04:45.740 gonna have her to go like okay right you're gonna wait for her to notice you she looks up at me and 1.00

00:04:49.760 here's what the attitude is are you an idiot come over here wow like she kind of gave me this like 0.99

00:04:54.540 like like hello like next like kind of like wasn't a smile like but like okay so then I intentionally 1.00

00:05:01.460 said oh are you ready should like or like and she's like mm-hmm kind of gives me like a yeah

00:05:08.880 idiot it was really weird amazing then by the end of the interaction i'm totally fine with her 0.96

00:05:13.120 but yeah and and this is an ongoing theme in life right first impressions they don't mean shit i 0.99

00:05:17.440 had this happen with me the other week met someone i was like who the hell and then four hours later

00:05:22.560 i love them then sometimes it goes the other way i know then it goes the other way but then

00:05:26.760 kate and then a year from now it goes the other way you go oh should always trust your gut this

00:05:30.680 is a huge problem for me with don't judge your book it's covered you should always trust your

00:05:34.460 gut and don't judge your book it's covered every cliche has an equal and opposite cliche but hang

00:05:39.340 on so so so the four seasons lobby great hallway great i go i'm so glad i splurged and it's not

00:05:46.380 even again not even a splurge with my amex the point is i open the door i'm so excited i go

00:05:51.800 fling the door open what happened no no dated first of all there's a there's a damp smell

00:05:59.040 it's so dated it's not the four seasons promise because again I've only been in two four seasons

00:06:04.420 Minneapolis and Toronto gorgeous properties luxury I would I would give birth on the floor

00:06:10.440 of these hotel rooms they're so clean like just beautiful this one is like huh and it doesn't

00:06:17.480 have I'm sorry but the modern four season technology of the order room service with

00:06:21.420 the iPads heaven the little touches of light switches like that's where it aged that's where

00:06:26.020 you see it because i know you're very excited about the evening light the whatever light and

00:06:29.660 i agree honestly i i love it you go finally so i'll be honest okay they understand what a guy

00:06:34.680 needs right block out curtains with a button you know oh yeah no i mean some of the technology is

00:06:40.020 unbelievable i've had i've had the ipad ordering go either way i mean i like it because i don't

00:06:45.520 want to get on the phone but all i'm saying is there better be a space for comments because i

00:06:49.760 have substitutions and allergies honey with four seasons you're chatting live with someone

00:06:54.260 you have full chatting emojis implemented everything so i have an idea here's the thing

00:07:00.120 folks there's always going to be a turnover right with years and years go by okay a property is

00:07:06.080 going to no longer you know it might be oh they they converted an old bank and no you can't do

00:07:10.820 whatever there's always gonna be new properties and the property that's eight years old 15 years

00:07:15.440 old whatever right and so what do you do okay now if it's the kind of thing where like like how about

00:07:23.260 Okay. When your particular city's four seasons is no longer up to the four seasons promise, as you say, okay, how about a sign goes up, it crosses out the word four seasons, okay, and it says something like in between seasons, okay?

00:07:42.860 Yeah, yeah, three seasons.

00:07:44.120 and we go yes and we go look you know it's us they need to be able to say like essentially

00:07:52.740 they need to say hi dated four seasons for 70 well maybe that's the reason why it wasn't

00:08:00.200 exorbitantly it wasn't that expensive well this is how it goes kate remember the ritz no it was

00:08:06.620 the same thing i was like kate it's a hundred bucks more and it's probably you know that was

00:08:09.820 don't think so don't get too excited it's like it's like something's up yeah you're like why

00:08:14.380 is this plane ride whatever and by the way this service was still really what about first class

00:08:20.120 for 200 and the first class is you know you know it's a napkin it's a napkin hanging over your

00:08:28.620 yeah yeah no so so i was but i want to say this though the bed unbelievable really that's a that's

00:08:35.840 a four seasons bed oh yeah how many times do you say the words four seasons while you're staying in

00:08:41.040 one you know what i mean a lot like four seasons like well that's four seasons or this isn't the

00:08:47.140 four seasons this is not a four seasons promise um was it room service all night long yes oh wait

00:08:54.080 no alarm alarm alarm alarm was there an overnight menu there must have been i hadn't noticed it but

00:08:59.400 there had to have been if the overnight menu is stuff that only requires being heated up or isn't

00:09:05.000 heated that's not an overnight menu that's a kiosk you should see the proper overnight menu

00:09:11.160 it's unbelievable really oh yeah well the the proper is where i classically would order the

00:09:16.460 delicious tin hat you know the tin hat meals okay the burger the whatever remove the tin hat sitting

00:09:23.780 on my bed and that's gonna be me tonight i already know i already have my plan after my second show

00:09:29.540 i'm gonna come home i'm gonna strip off order a burger get in the shower get out of the shower

00:09:34.240 in the robe.

00:09:34.800 Heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven.

00:09:35.380 Eat the burger, take two milligram gummies.

00:09:38.220 Yes.

00:09:39.220 And our gummies?

00:09:40.740 Actually, shocking news.

00:09:41.360 We're getting those gummies together.

00:09:42.800 They're not my gummies because they're not our gummies.

00:09:45.580 They're not Rose Delights.

00:09:46.380 To be clear, Rose Delights are my preferred gummy.

00:09:48.840 And Rose Delights are my preferred gummy.

00:09:50.860 I picked these up on the road.

00:09:52.800 I got to get more of those out.

00:09:54.080 I picked these up on the road in Portland.

00:09:56.400 Really?

00:09:56.700 They're loaded down with CBD.

00:09:58.600 A fan hand them off?

00:09:59.800 No, I purchased them out of pocket.

00:10:01.260 That's a joke.

00:10:02.060 Can't do that.

00:10:02.660 you can't take something loose from a fan oh yeah yeah you get dosed and you wake up they're

00:10:07.240 complimenting the work but you're trapped in their home but anyway the four seasons 0.98

00:10:14.460 that's all i'm just laughing about like what a fucking princess but the proper all night 0.94

00:10:20.540 proper is fantastic no no but i get to the proper and i just i go i'm i go i'm safe i like i felt i 0.97

00:10:26.280 felt so held i felt so carried it's lovely behind the desk it's beautiful i come up to my room i

00:10:32.260 open the door are you kidding me it's beautiful it's it looks like a pristinely designed brand

00:10:37.680 new apartment that just went on the market and great touches and it's big like it's big whoa

00:10:44.800 and this is my little cafe corner i'll do it i'll do a tour for the for the subscribers

00:10:50.640 but i've got a little i've got my own little cafe corner here this gorgeous banquette

00:10:55.220 beautiful touches great lighting i go down there's like four restaurants here i go down yesterday i

00:11:01.960 was starving to get lunch i had a delicious lunch i go what and they have soy milk which really

00:11:07.660 excites me yeah it's like nearly impossible here i'm like soya and uh yeah yeah wait didn't you

00:11:14.920 send me a thing someone's saying we don't serve oat milk anymore and here's why cascada baby

00:11:19.140 my my sweet angel cascada yeah which by the way i did use the thermal you know what i realized is

00:11:24.880 a real verbal tick of mine by the way is that familiar to you yes i think we've even discussed

00:11:30.020 it on the, I think we discussed it on the pod. Yeah. Because it's like a, it's a way of almost

00:11:35.320 suggesting relevance, which I never require. Continuity. Yeah. Yeah. I never require

00:11:40.280 continuity. I mean, to me, we're continuous. We have bodies, our bodies continue. That's all,

00:11:45.260 you know what I mean? Very good. Language is constantly. Exactly. Language is continuous.

00:11:49.060 is sometimes exercise is the 10 minutes i'm dragging my suitcase through the streets of

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00:13:02.260 your first month at ritual.com slash hags. Okay. So, well, good. I forgot what I was saying,

00:13:13.520 but i'll say this i had i had room service breakfast i had excellent shakshuka yeah no

00:13:19.140 no oat milk at cascada but wait i need to know why they they stopped with oat milk well they

00:13:24.080 said ask us why but it's like i know why palm oil obviously is that why i'm just sure there's

00:13:28.980 no nutritional value whatsoever to oat milk because i i you know you get oat milk and then

00:13:32.960 you're like why are my lips greasy right oats aren't greasy and then you're like you look like

00:13:37.840 i pulled up one of the things i looked at the box and it was just like whatever i forget but it was

00:13:41.820 like the first ingredient was oil it's just like so what's going on here i know it's so good well

00:13:47.260 no it's it's just i don't know that took the creaminess away for me when it became oh that's

00:13:51.900 oil when i thought it was like just like bread i i prefer whole milk now over it i'll have whole

00:13:58.000 milk over oat anyway give me give me more okay yeah i'm dying for some soy okay well i had a

00:14:04.960 fabulous shakshuka i brought to the room halloumi just heaven anyway so i'm here at the proper and

00:14:10.720 guess what I did? Cause I'm changing my life around. I just, I just went on the treadmill

00:14:14.480 for an hour, not running. I can't do that. Incline, walking. Wow. Not inclined the whole

00:14:20.640 time, but I broke a little bit of a sweat and I go, Oh my God. TV, where did you have going?

00:14:26.120 Anything? Texting, literally doing emails that I've been putting off. Texting while walking.

00:14:31.680 And you didn't have any struggle with, um, or you text by articulating what you're saying?

00:14:36.680 no no I'm typing yeah you're typing I wasn't going fast to be clear the the pace is steady

00:14:41.060 like the pace is not yeah anything that gets out of control um no I mean I mean that's why I was

00:14:48.900 like became fixated on a recumbent bike you know those are those bikes that are like you're kind

00:14:53.240 of relaxing like you're in a lounge chair but you're biking oh yeah because I remember in

00:14:56.880 college there was one in the gym and I was like sit on it and read it was heaven you know it's

00:15:01.460 just like all right legs are doing something we're doing something here no I'm just like I'm taking

00:15:06.180 a walk like if it weren't so blisteringly hot out I'd maybe go on a walk but I can't so I was like

00:15:10.940 just walk on the thing and did you feel like oh wait I could like I get a lot done on a treadmill

00:15:16.080 like almost because it forces you into this mode where you're like all right I'm not gonna I'm

00:15:21.440 trapped I don't know like you're not gonna scroll maybe you were scrolling that's yeah you're like

00:15:26.400 let me maybe I can no no I didn't I didn't scroll at all it doesn't feel right um I did that I also

00:15:32.560 have one of the worst i want to just double back and say i have one of the worst stomach aches of

00:15:36.060 my life in portland i had green juice do you know this about i guess this is like i ate a meal i had

00:15:43.140 like a grain bowl and then i drank a green juice and apparently that's like notorious stomach upset

00:15:49.000 why it doesn't make any sense to me yeah but you're you mean fruit after the meal that whole

00:15:54.100 thing or something because that was there wasn't even that was proven to be laugh and a half i do

00:15:59.620 think that green juice bloats well i think it depends on what maybe not you because you have

00:16:06.280 like i don't know i don't mean because because i i have plant diversity of 45 plants yeah for a

00:16:11.960 week yeah of the of the fauna or whatever the flora and the fauna in your gut i don't know

00:16:17.980 anyway oh oh i took a flight a united flight oh i have a huge news united oh again you loved it

00:16:25.200 Polaris? Well, honey, not Polaris. Coach, coach, coach, coach. I'm buying my own tickets. I'm in

00:16:29.820 coach. I'm in United. And I have a phrase, there's something about United. Are you serious? That I

00:16:34.740 think that's my marketing campaign for them. Because, because you see, that's genius because

00:16:39.640 I believe that because it's sort of like when you have nothing to sell, you know, there's something

00:16:43.420 about it. You go like, what positive attributes does your product have? Just that certain something.

00:16:50.360 listen there's something about united i was on yesterday a brand new united plane and we used to

00:16:56.760 be anti united you might recall oh oh i was anti i go give me delta or give me death and united

00:17:04.240 listen polaris changed you the affordability and then the affordability now it's almost like

00:17:10.820 that's kind of interesting you have the the luxury version experience and then that sells you on the

00:17:16.680 on the lesser like that kind of shittier ones i know now i'm comfortable and coach look almost

00:17:20.760 like you know what what it's trickling down from it's like recontextualized as like polaris jr

00:17:28.000 for you yeah that's a good name for coach by the way oh that is good and then yesterday i got a

00:17:34.020 free upgrade which never happens and i think it's way easier i wouldn't even i would miss it i

00:17:39.800 wouldn't even know it happened because i'm so not expecting it to achieve status in united really

00:17:45.600 than other i really think so because like suddenly i'm like platinum and they're like

00:17:49.880 oh yeah like yeah truly yeah but okay yesterday simple flight under three hour flight i get the

00:17:58.220 upgrade to first i go it's probably going to be nothing it's probably just going to be like a

00:18:01.400 bigger chair this united flight was brand new and the and the first class it was nice okay it wasn't

00:18:08.800 a pod it was still like a you know what do you call it commuter yeah like plane but there's

00:18:15.040 something about united the screen i started the pit major huge beautiful brand new screen you

00:18:21.200 finally started the pit i know i mean episode one season one i didn't even finish it but i i started

00:18:27.340 it i saw the foot degloved like you had talked about it rules oh but god i could i could watch

00:18:36.240 some pit i could start the pit again tonight on my united flight there was a uh i was feeling a

00:18:41.360 little flight nervous i can't you know just again because it's in the air i just have kind of a

00:18:46.340 free-floating anxiety oh yeah also just i mean i'm on planes every day i just felt like i don't

00:18:50.420 want to do this or something and the guy next to me was a jacked kind of older like looks like

00:18:56.800 military you're always next to jacked men on the plane am i wrong i don't know maybe it's just the

00:19:03.720 ones you choose to bring up and i had this weird feeling for almost no reason i was like he hates 0.99

00:19:09.120 me because he didn't smile or something or I was like oh he thinks I'm ugly fuck you because he 0.98

00:19:14.480 didn't roll out the red carpet for me or something and then I I had this weird something seized up 0.99

00:19:19.340 in me I was like and then and then I saw him doing something on his I thought he was doing the thing

00:19:24.780 of counting people that come on like a like a ticker like a guy next to you no no no I know

00:19:30.200 and I go oh like you thought he worked for the airline no no but I was like do I have to tell

00:19:33.740 the flight attendant like is he like is he bad like is he like doing something weird then I

00:19:37.800 look down he's not taking a ticker he has the remote control that's for the tv and he's clicking

00:19:42.380 it i thought he was taking a ticker completely on the plane so then i go okay he's not doing that

00:19:48.440 and for some reason i'm like i have to engage with him in some way because in my mind i go

00:19:53.400 oh he's mean he's scary and i go maybe he's not kate maybe he's actually a doll and i was like

00:19:58.600 something in me was like i need to know i saw him touch something on the side of the wall

00:20:02.220 and then i and it just comes out of me i go what's that i was like no what you got there or

00:20:07.260 something and he kind of looks at me and kind of laughs he goes oh yeah i don't know what this is

00:20:10.640 i was like i was like and and i don't know what i did i did something he's got a smile and we're

00:20:15.020 best friends yeah yeah yeah i did something and then i go i know and i swear to god there was

00:20:20.660 the the nerves i go if something goes wrong i was like he i've got this military jacked

00:20:27.600 Yeah, I was like, he's caught on me.

00:20:30.780 I'm sorry.

00:20:31.800 I hate to admit it, but I felt safer.

00:20:34.800 And the end.

00:20:39.700 That's really it.

00:20:40.640 But I, yeah, I was stressed out with the lightest of turbulence.

00:20:45.060 I was doing the whole thing again where, you know, it's like I think that the turbulence is like, is like that we're just like, boom.

00:20:53.240 Like, you know what I mean?

00:20:54.000 Like that every bounce is like, like we're barely holding on is how I experienced turbulence.

00:20:58.780 And it's really not like that.

00:21:00.240 So it's mental games.

00:21:02.400 But yeah, I got very grumpy thinking, you know, the sounds are that's not, you know, you know, that, you know, it doesn't sound like that.

00:21:09.220 Why do the wheels that come in and out sound like just like, like, like we haven't opened the garage in a while.

00:21:16.360 Let's see. 0.93

00:21:16.820 She's probably stuck. 1.00

00:21:17.920 Like it always sounds like fucked up. 0.99

00:21:20.500 I know. 0.99

00:21:21.000 Like it's struggling.

00:21:21.680 It barely does.

00:21:22.520 like you know it's it's rough up there with everything it's rough up there right now it's

00:21:30.320 no my new my new least favorite thing i hate with that let's get the garage it's been a long winter

00:21:36.080 the garage doors opening i hate that and then i also really don't like and i think this is my

00:21:41.400 least favorite when i anticipate what what i'm feeling in the plane feels like the moments

00:21:46.540 before a free fall like where it's like still like where it feels like wait are we moving at all

00:21:51.600 oh the smoothness almost the smooth oh yeah yeah yeah yeah the cartoon character which feels like

00:21:57.740 you're climbing climbing and then it's like the moments before oh wait no no no i actually know

00:22:03.360 exactly what you mean okay it's no no no you're talking you're literally talking about take off

00:22:09.240 right and then and then smooths out and you're like oh we're just rounding the top here we're

00:22:14.740 about to go down like we were just shot like a cannon and right now it's straightening out

00:22:19.800 it's just it's just yeah we've lost power and we're on the we're on the top yeah oh my god

00:22:25.340 okay we know we never did a we never did a full um nathan fielder right i on the plane

00:22:32.000 comforted myself by imagining that he was piloting it okay i was like i was like if he can do it

00:22:40.540 and he can do it and i've seen him do it like and he cares and there's gravitas like and i'll say

00:22:46.780 my pilot my pilot okay okay he had gravitas did you hear wait this is huge wait wait breaking news

00:22:56.120 a poog wrote in that the pilot from the show from our live christmas show piloted her plane 0.51

00:23:02.760 no are you hearing this um now did they connect like because didn't they don't they fly private

00:23:08.400 so i thought they flew private so it's almost like did they like did our hag have a private

00:23:14.560 flight that they were able to it's a really good point no no no i'm gonna get this i'm gonna read

00:23:20.040 it right here hi wanted to let you know something i was sitting near the pilot at your poog road to

00:23:25.360 christmas show in philadelphia the three of us recently attended kate's stand-up show in june

00:23:30.160 okay uh blah blah i looked over to where we sat for poog and was like oh my god that's the pilot

00:23:35.240 at the end of the show went up to him introduced myself and let him know what an honor it was to

00:23:38.840 meet him the first and only guest of poog and a distinguished pilot i know genius for them

00:23:43.760 knowing that by the way a week or two later i'm flying from charlotte to charlottesville

00:23:47.720 when i look out the window as people are disembarking and i feel like i recognize the 0.91

00:23:52.400 guy walking under the wing it was the poog pilot he flew my plane so he's gone commercial how 0.92

00:23:57.740 amazing gotta be i mean or it was private she's sort of not mentioning it but yeah and hopefully 0.69

00:24:04.060 he's listening right now how amazing i tried waiting for him by the gate but after a few

00:24:08.440 minutes i felt creepy even though we had technically met i hear you girl just felt

00:24:12.120 crazy coincidence that I needed to share the eternal power of community with you amidst the

00:24:15.880 horror we continue to be faced with every day. Thank you, Monica, for writing that in. And can

00:24:20.360 you believe that? Unbelievable. Imagine, by the way, being the one and only guest of Poog.

00:24:25.640 An honor that, you know what I mean? It's amazing. By the way, there is a real rehearsal

00:24:31.500 Poog crossover. Well, yeah. With the air? With Poog air? With the air. With Poog air. Yeah. 0.98

00:24:36.960 Well, I mean, Sully Sullenberger, okay, being, like, do you know, like, we were talking, like, about something I was working on in my show, and, like, Chris was, like, you know, like, well, you know, you can talk about, like, Sully, and I'm, like, I just feel like, you know, with Nathan, okay, like, I feel like, like, what am I, I'm going to talk about Sully, and, like, and, like, Chris was, like, yeah, but Sully, for you, like, like, like, my, my love of Sully is so long.

00:25:01.160 Because you deserve to talk about Sully.

00:25:02.760 Yeah, and then it's almost like, yeah, like it's—

00:25:06.960 You're a Sully head.

00:25:07.780 I mean, so in that way, yeah, the crossover is real. 1.00

00:25:11.660 When he's like, I studied commercial airline disasters, like, I just—I connect deeply.

00:25:20.580 Everyone catch up.

00:25:21.620 I know you do.

00:25:22.160 Everyone catch up.

00:25:22.400 I know you do, honey.

00:25:23.000 Okay.

00:25:23.980 But yeah, I pictured him piloting it, and it made me feel like—I don't know what it was.

00:25:28.720 It wasn't like I was trying to pretend that he was piloting it.

00:25:32.800 Something about it was comforting.

00:25:35.480 Like how serious he was when he was like, I mean, obviously he was serious, but like landing those people.

00:25:43.200 And it's just like, but my pilot, I have to say, did have like, he said something that was unusual.

00:25:48.340 I feel like I wrote it down. 0.99

00:25:49.180 Fuck what it was. 1.00

00:25:50.100 He said something that, you know, gave me comfort. 1.00

00:25:53.640 I can't remember now.

00:25:54.520 I can't remember now.

00:25:55.360 I'll have to remember.

00:25:55.840 but i sometimes they really this united pilot because there was some turbulence he came on

00:26:01.280 i go daddy's home we're safe he's like he's like don't worry folks i know we're experiencing this

00:26:06.380 because of uh some some air traffic you know we were not able to climb to the destination to the

00:26:11.040 altitude that we normally would have climbed to so there's gonna be a little bumps down here but

00:26:13.840 we're gonna be up there soon and i go thank you and by the way i was waiting at the airport to go

00:26:20.420 on and since the rehearsal i always wanted i'm like every time trying to get the courage because

00:26:25.160 I go you can talk to them I was looking around like and that's what the reverse is about they're

00:26:29.800 imbued with this whole yeah right right the captain has got I was going where the hell is that little

00:26:33.400 room I was like waiting for them to come out of it the little room where they I know where's the

00:26:37.620 captain all ears and first officer blunt but this this um this I need everyone this guy who I

00:26:46.180 person with a pilot's license it needs to be required viewing and they need to do the they

00:26:52.120 They need to do the – it's real.

00:26:53.820 I completely agree.

00:26:55.140 Sorry.

00:26:55.700 Anyway, just –

00:26:56.300 I mean, yeah, it's just for a million reasons.

00:26:58.460 But we all need to rehearse.

00:27:00.040 But he – what I'm trying to say is the first officer was hot.

00:27:04.500 Oh, really?

00:27:04.920 I thought.

00:27:05.760 Or just like – he just had the classic – he had like a mustache.

00:27:08.680 He looked like a 70s.

00:27:09.260 Oh, one of those.

00:27:09.840 Like Tom of Finland.

00:27:12.140 Like, I don't know.

00:27:13.580 It was weird.

00:27:14.220 I was like, what?

00:27:15.020 He had a hat.

00:27:15.780 He had the whole thing.

00:27:16.600 He had the whole thing, yeah.

00:27:17.960 And their little suitcases.

00:27:19.020 and yeah and i kind of wanted to be like yay seen the rehearsal no i was like i was like i warned

00:27:25.860 chris i was like i if i see one i might ask i think you should and as we all know in case you

00:27:30.660 didn't hear on a past episode a pilot did ask me if i was talking about the rehearsal in line at

00:27:35.480 cats's deli at 11 p.m um really quick the war on the face washcloth so here i am at the proper and

00:27:44.020 And I feel really taken care of because when I get into the bathroom, there are between four and six face towel washcloths stacked up.

00:27:51.920 Yeah.

00:27:52.560 By the way, parachute bathrobes, Aesop pumps.

00:27:55.480 Aesop.

00:27:56.040 Yeah, we learned.

00:27:57.240 Aesop pumps.

00:27:58.840 Aesop pumps.

00:27:59.280 Which has become so –

00:28:00.500 Of all products.

00:28:01.380 It's amazing.

00:28:02.100 And I ran into –

00:28:03.080 Wait.

00:28:03.440 It's the bare minimum.

00:28:04.020 It was not the proper that I ran into.

00:28:06.020 Of course, the Aesop rep.

00:28:08.580 I was at the proper and said, I was going to run into an Aesop rep.

00:28:11.240 And then he gave me Aesop products.

00:28:13.540 well there you go boy have they made themselves synonymous with quality have they not and then

00:28:18.020 they sold right there was like a merger or something they got someone crazy i don't know

00:28:21.760 i want a mag called merger mag merger magazine talks about mergers yeah i don't know how thick

00:28:29.060 it would be but uh wait but the war on the washcloth because sometimes i'm going into hotels 0.99

00:28:33.540 the amount of times i go what are you motherfuckers scrubbing yourself with in the shower 0.99

00:28:39.140 you just just your bare hands if there's no washcloth in the hotel room what are you washing 1.00

00:28:46.440 well are you washing your body at home with like a a washcloth like like your own stack of washcloths

00:28:53.340 i have i've you're not a yeah yeah whatever remember the i have exfoliation mittens and 0.98

00:29:00.660 then i also have a washcloth but like i'm rarely using a washcloth i'm using my goddamn mittens

00:29:05.680 Now, maybe that's because now if I'm exfoliating. 0.93

00:29:08.420 When you say mitts, you mean exfoliation mitts or you mean your hands?

00:29:11.080 No, I meant my hands.

00:29:12.680 Like, I mean, if I'm like soiled or something, okay, but like my leg gets out of some jeans, I don't need to scrub it.

00:29:22.720 Oh, I'm scrubbing it.

00:29:23.640 I got to be honest.

00:29:24.400 I'm going head to toe.

00:29:25.400 You're like boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:29:26.600 I mean, I'm doing the soap on it like a dishwasher.

00:29:32.940 A dishwasher doesn't have – I'm using the jet.

00:29:35.680 I mean, or the handheld jet.

00:29:37.820 That's not enough, the handheld jet.

00:29:39.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:40.620 I don't have a handheld jet.

00:29:42.140 I don't have a handheld jet at home.

00:29:43.940 I mean, yeah, yeah.

00:29:44.780 I don't have to tell you, man.

00:29:46.900 I'm not.

00:29:47.560 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:29:48.980 I'm washcloths forward.

00:29:50.320 I mean, I think it's luxurious to use a washcloth, but I don't think it's always necessary because.

00:29:56.080 Okay, interesting.

00:29:56.860 Well, this is illuminating because I go, when I go into a hotel or whatever and there's no washcloths, I'm just like.

00:30:03.760 Like, a washcloth is not cleaning your dishes.

00:30:07.200 Your dishes are cleaned by soap and water, and the food gets off.

00:30:10.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:11.540 I'll rebel, and I'll take the mid-sized towel, and I'll bring that into the shower to go,

00:30:17.360 well, I got to scrub with something.

00:30:19.260 But here are the proper stack of washcloths.

00:30:21.780 That's really interesting.

00:30:23.280 I mean, what I see in the hotels happening with that is they started doing the black washcloth

00:30:29.460 because we're staining it with our makeup.

00:30:31.500 but then it makes me feel like I'm dealing with a stained washcloth that's just obscured by being

00:30:36.700 a black washcloth. Do you know what I'm talking about? The black washcloth and it says like,

00:30:40.040 please use this for your makeup. Yes, of course. It says makeup. It says makeup. Yeah. And then

00:30:44.280 there's also, have you noticed this sort of prevalence of the blue Neutrogena and sometimes

00:30:49.500 not Neutrogena, but like little makeup wipe put on a towel. It's like, it's like they're going,

00:30:55.620 they're going like, please use this makeup wipe. Actual Neutrogena. They're like, please use this

00:31:00.400 makeup wipe essentially before staining our white washcloths i can't believe you've never seen this

00:31:07.960 little makeup wipe in the bathroom it's like yeah i've seen a little makeup wipe but you're saying

00:31:12.380 actual straight up nutrigena like that's i don't know actually now it's sort of falling apart on

00:31:15.880 me i'm seeing blue packaging but you know um it's like i associate the washcloth with the face much

00:31:23.360 more sure i don't know that that's almost what i experienced the stack and i like to have well

00:31:27.960 that's what i have at home i'm sorry but i have a basket with a stack of face towels and i use one

00:31:32.340 every day a fresh one a new one every day yeah well there you know there's that company i begged

00:31:36.700 at one point early on and they said yes and then it sort of never never got it together but the

00:31:40.480 company that just has those like daily like yeah the towels because they're like your clean towels

00:31:46.060 aren't clean no that's that's that's luxurious but it's just so wasteful if you've got like real

00:31:51.620 i don't know i know but it's just so wasteful skin stuff i don't know people got to do what 0.94

00:31:58.560 they got to do but if maybe if you've got certain issues you need it but it just seems like 0.63

00:32:02.440 too crazy to me um did i mention briefly this is just a quick thing a restaurant i was at and

00:32:09.220 they were like yeah and on fridays or something we have a deal where it's um 65 for a pizza and

00:32:15.020 a bottle of wine and that was like supposed to be a deal and i was like wait what yeah

00:32:20.000 They'll be like, yeah, $65 Friday.

00:32:22.060 Like, $65, you get a bottle of wine and a pizza.

00:32:25.300 What?

00:32:25.720 That's weird.

00:32:26.900 Nice place?

00:32:28.720 Isn't that weird?

00:32:29.840 It just reminds me of how excited I am about—

00:32:33.480 Oh.

00:32:33.860 What?

00:32:34.080 There might have to be an emergency food order by me before the place is all closed.

00:32:39.100 That's fine. 1.00

00:32:40.300 Me going to Deliveroo in a panic, hoping that the plant-based Mexican place—

00:32:46.580 It's not entirely, but it's so good. 0.80

00:32:49.280 Let's see.

00:32:49.880 I feel like it's going to be closed. I'm scared. I don't want to tell you about my previous order.

00:32:55.000 I just want to order again. Isn't that good enough for you people? All right. No panic.

00:32:59.640 I'm just ordering a bunch of shit. It's fine. Order away. Did we ever talk about how great 1.00

00:33:03.860 it was? I loved it when you sent me that thing. What thing? Sorry. You were like,

00:33:08.560 you were like, you ordered in from the hotel and you knew I'd be proud and I was.

00:33:14.420 Oh yeah. Okay. So like always a good sign when the iPhone doesn't recognize you. You're like,

00:33:19.580 cool i guess the face is finally gone oh i know because you're so because you're so hideous

00:33:25.140 so yeah you were like i'm gonna order whatever back to the room and then what did you get and

00:33:33.060 then i was like all right let's see what you get because i'm like go for it i'm like sort by sort

00:33:36.960 by greatness it was uh after my portland show and by the way shout out to portland crowd absolutely

00:33:42.180 ecstatic unbelievable i got din taifung and i got and i sent you my order because i knew you'd be

00:33:48.380 proud because i got and not even because i had vegan options but i had the vegan buns i had this

00:33:54.320 like a seaweed noodle salad string beans and soup yeah you didn't go like because like you know yeah

00:34:03.700 it's like a bun the abundance of delivery in the context of being on the road performing like what 0.62

00:34:09.780 the fuck are you doing you're gonna risk it you're gonna order like i ordered this one soup like no 0.97

00:34:14.820 you got to get a few things you don't know what's what it's going to be and you and you don't know 1.00

00:34:20.180 about quantity so you you have to over order i know only like it's your only chance and so

00:34:26.540 fabulous i've thought about you a couple times of um when i've been doing that luxuriously on

00:34:33.000 the road also because when you're traveling you gotta take the comforts when you can where you

00:34:37.720 can you you got you got to take it you know like the diva performer it's like they're doing it for

00:34:45.600 the crowd folks okay it's like you think they're doing it for themselves but they're going the

00:34:51.600 better i feel the better the show okay it's like they're not just like going i deserve whatever

00:34:59.720 quietly gonna eat you think that's gonna work out i'm gonna take one nut all right eat it eat the

00:35:05.520 That fast and so slowly, quietly.

00:35:07.640 You know what I'm talking about?

00:35:09.460 Okay.

00:35:13.500 Thank God my food is on its way.

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00:36:43.780 so I didn't secure my lodging until I was walking with my luggage in the direction

00:36:55.360 I was at a corner okay we were out we had our bags you're unbelievable we're on the street and

00:37:00.880 I go if we turn left we're going to this Airbnb that this guy I'm kind of currently talking about

00:37:07.120 it with and I go we turn right we're walking over to the place that technically we've booked but

00:37:11.220 there's been no deposit because their site didn't work blah blah blah so i'm going and then i'm

00:37:17.160 trying to go can we maybe uh can i check it out now that i'm in the country like before i instead

00:37:21.920 of literally standing outside the doorway and dropping thousands and then walking in then i

00:37:27.660 had a nice conversation with a woman totally totally wait this is the place where i wouldn't

00:37:31.620 go through yeah okay so so and then i had a really nice conversation with the owner and us both being

00:37:38.500 like we've reason to doubt each other or like or just like her like whatever and i was just like

00:37:42.820 she just i just could tell that the apartment was gonna be good based on her and her vibe and so i 0.91

00:37:48.700 was just like fuck it i'm sending it to you right now did it and we walked without looking i had 0.94

00:37:55.100 studied i had studied the images it's four weeks you physically being in scotland walking at a 0.99

00:38:03.080 corner without lodging corner where right was one place what time is it you know whenever we got in

00:38:08.280 in the morning you know 10 30 a.m or whatever and and i'm going and i i'm on with with the one guy

00:38:14.200 okay going going like i come over right now like like we check it out i got this guy going like

00:38:19.340 literally chris chris is like it's actually amazing that he just just is like all right i'm

00:38:24.240 going along for the ride he's like because i'm like i don't know you think we should we should

00:38:27.580 go with francois i mean and he's like i don't even know who you're talking about what like

00:38:31.220 like you're giving me no idea because i'm soaring right i'm like i'm gonna and i'm like i guess i

00:38:36.440 I love the adrenaline.

00:38:38.400 What can I say?

00:38:38.920 I'm a junkie.

00:38:40.500 Yeah, you do.

00:38:41.560 You are a junkie for it.

00:38:42.940 And like, I'm like, yeah, I love this.

00:38:45.460 I love, you know, coming and deciding at the last minute.

00:38:49.660 And it does get to a point of, I mean, I know you're familiar with it, but like the obsessive

00:38:53.600 about the decision where you've put in so much time to try to find the best choice that

00:38:57.880 it becomes like, I start to convince myself like, all right, if it's not good, I can literally

00:39:02.980 like i can just go stay in a hotel and i'll spend the rest of my life paying for it like

00:39:08.160 and that calms me you know what i mean anyway get in i'm like really happy about the place it's it's

00:39:14.760 it's phenomenal looks lovely ceilings lovely and then it's it's working out it's it's working out

00:39:21.300 well you know like i'm feeling pretty like it just whatever it's wild it's wild and um thinking

00:39:29.180 about getting an instant pot in here, obviously.

00:39:31.380 Of course. 0.91

00:39:31.880 Might switch to Ninja.

00:39:33.520 Do they ship to Scotland?

00:39:34.140 Gonna try a Ninja,

00:39:35.080 see if we can get a Ninja sent through.

00:39:37.000 Then I weirdly saw a Ninja on the street,

00:39:39.160 like someone had gotten rid of it.

00:39:41.860 Yeah, it was very odd.

00:39:43.140 And then found real foods,

00:39:45.200 market, organic, whatever.

00:39:46.880 That place we went to, 0.92

00:39:47.980 White is a Web Browser,

00:39:48.940 Tomato, 0.96

00:39:49.640 the Cottage or whatever,

00:39:50.600 it's no longer. 0.99

00:39:51.560 God damn it. 0.98

00:39:52.120 Ambience couldn't save it. 0.99

00:39:53.320 My favorite restaurant in Edinburgh

00:39:54.920 and the only good one,

00:39:56.780 I would argue,

00:39:57.720 also closed. 0.99

00:39:58.480 elliott's forgot the number such a cunt and the only good one i would argue um and then 0.97

00:40:06.540 and then so that tells me what i would need anything well i read a book reading a book 0.99

00:40:13.220 called you're not broken your brain's not broken add whatever and it's got some new modules

00:40:20.060 i highly recommend it to to those listeners who are interested it's blowing my mind i've reached

00:40:26.580 another a critical point just bottom rock bottom of phone addiction and scrolling and i'm going to

00:40:38.080 take a break in august um and i'm going to do a light phone in august so everyone stay

00:40:45.260 we all remember when we were staying tuned for when you got home you were going to start your

00:40:49.380 life phone i know but here's the thing it really has been hard because i've been having to peddle

00:40:56.120 these tickets but starting to starting I mean tonight I don't have any more tickets to peddle

00:41:01.000 oh I know when you when you got to peddle the tickets it's this is the whole thing we're

00:41:04.980 we're salesmen so it's like that's why you know we got we got to get to the next level Kate where

00:41:09.800 we got people doing it for us because we can't it's not safe out there for our minds okay we

00:41:14.880 got to protect our minds we have to protect the minds of soul and the spirit and it's um

00:41:18.860 so yeah I'm going I'm going light phone I'm just looking up because I thought

00:41:22.640 this might stick in your head that was pretty interesting which was in your brain's not broken

00:41:27.320 it's like there's a quadrant she's got okay of red yellow green and blue and it's it's she's

00:41:33.920 talking about big emotions add people like high emotional stimulation good or bad they don't

00:41:40.280 fucking care okay they have big emotions and so i guess they're drawn to them or whatever and then 0.56

00:41:46.400 fun not fun okay so there's something fun is something not fun is something high emotional 0.98

00:41:51.720 stimulation low and so that's the quadrant and it's like not fun high emotional stimulation we 0.86

00:41:57.540 will fucking go for it oh wow we'll take it okay over not fun low emotional stimulation like 0.96

00:42:05.480 boring task okay so then you go oh damn that does sound right yeah and then it's like okay what 0.99

00:42:12.320 about low emotional stimulation fun it's kind of like okay that sounds kind of like a mildly nice 0.91

00:42:19.100 thing and a lot of people don't do enough of that but you know point is you can get trapped in red

00:42:24.880 okay you get trapped in red okay and so she's like it's all this stuff but it's like and then

00:42:31.380 it's like all this stuff about how we use big emotions to motivate ourselves due to lack of

00:42:36.820 short-term memory and it's like so like shame it's like you have to use these big shame anxiety

00:42:43.520 anger like the we have to use these big emotions to like motivate yeah that sounds right motivate 0.97

00:42:49.920 action because we can't get it the other way and and then i realized i'm in fucking scotland 0.61

00:42:55.500 for that very reason yeah i come to this festival like as a as an enforced you know shame uh stress 0.90

00:43:04.940 anxiety it's like yeah let me go where where those anyway it's just um but i'm lying there

00:43:10.500 I'm like I'm in another country doing the exact strategy I'm reading about like this is why I'm

00:43:15.180 here yeah yeah but I'm always you know re-diagnosed by every book but but I I did find it interesting

00:43:22.040 well I got really sad because I was scrolling and it was talking about because I ruminate 0.95

00:43:27.000 who doesn't I guess people fucking don't like that's just the goddamn truth yeah they just 0.96

00:43:31.680 straight up don't it's wild talking about rumination and overthinking as like and like 0.99

00:43:38.220 its actual like physical effects on the brain is being detrimental. Oh, I knew you were going to,

00:43:42.140 the hypothalamus like shrinking. Yeah. So sad. Yeah. I was like, oh, but I got to get off the

00:43:47.720 phone. I want to tease for product corner something I took. Oh yeah. I got something

00:43:53.440 coming in product corner too. So I don't take melatonin. I really try not to take anything

00:43:57.580 for sleep, but there's this certain thing that I took one night melatonin free natural sleep

00:44:03.880 kind of aid. And when I tell you it knocked me out flat on my back in the best way, it was

00:44:10.260 unbelievable. And I love that it's melatonin free. I never show any interest in melatonin.

00:44:15.460 You shouldn't. I don't fuck with melatonin. Oh, no, wait. Sorry. So it's not melatonin. 1.00

00:44:19.420 Yeah, that's why I like it. I don't want melatonin. Yeah, it's something else.

00:44:22.380 And you're not saying what the ingredient is. Well, it's a million things.

00:44:25.640 It's not Sheila Jeet again, right? From last week? No, no, no. Sheila Jeet, that's for energy.

00:44:30.620 no this is something that comes it's a brand it comes in like a pouch you drink it like it's a

00:44:35.820 delicious little shot and it's fabulous and I'll be buying paying out of pocket slash using this

00:44:41.760 to beg them to send I took video in two makeup stores two beauty shops whatever wildly in my

00:44:50.640 mall trip here in Edinburgh like because I brought no no toiletries basically and no clothes and

00:44:58.020 nothing classic novek i was in one and following you i discarded most of my things and i was in

00:45:04.580 one small carry-on um and so free and there was room within them and then you know come here go

00:45:11.900 to the mall go to the different beauty shops they really do have good ones me being like wow like

00:45:16.980 me being like estate me being like lauder here in boots like just like you know and when this other

00:45:23.520 thing we'll talk about that in product corner but i went to h we were like what i was like h beauty

00:45:28.400 i was like what the hell is h beauty anyway it was like harrods oh harrods beauty it's like they're

00:45:35.500 like they're like beauty center h beauty anyway i got so i started from top to the bottom and i'll

00:45:42.840 talk about in product corner everything i got and i took a little video in the store for the sickos

00:45:47.300 but i've got i got to talk about a brow product that i think i've brought up before but i got a

00:45:52.680 new version and it is wild with my laminated brows. Anyway, talk about that later.

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00:46:45.600 there are no rules except for the ones that you create for yourself

00:46:54.080 that is spoken by nate fisher and guess who finished six feet under it's my fifth time

00:46:59.600 watching the series i finished it you did it again with my partner amazing oh right you told

00:47:05.340 me right oh my god i mean and for anyone who hasn't watched it i really encourage you to

00:47:10.860 it's just unbelievable that's all it's unbelievable my fifth watch it's um it's unbelievable it's so 0.56

00:47:18.400 good that i can't believe it hasn't taken you through because i'm enjoying the shit out of

00:47:23.280 the new dexter of course never seen it like the love of david has not brought you through to

00:47:27.500 dexter i know it it can carry the love of david can carry you through to dexter and then the love

00:47:33.920 of dexter appears okay well i comment on the goddamn i'm barely on instagram i go on there

00:47:39.360 for like a half second i i comment on like show like s-h-o dexter okay i like comment under like 0.55

00:47:46.880 the show's web like like they post like a thing and i'm like can't wait guys oh my god i'm like

00:47:53.640 that's the forever i i literally can't i texted dexter forever on under their thing i'm like

00:48:00.180 already watched it like i'm like it's like engaging you don't think you're gonna be the

00:48:05.060 like you don't think you're you know you see people do that other things you don't think it's 0.97

00:48:08.380 you until it's fucking you until it's fucking you so many things i know in this life or till 0.99

00:48:12.740 it's fucking you don't know it what time is it there so confused 8 26 wow look at that sun high 1.00

00:48:19.040 in the sky oh extremely um you know it's been a chaotic uh few days i can't remember what's 0.97

00:48:24.580 happening or where i what what i flew here oh is it overnight flight oof kate oh and arriving with

00:48:31.720 no lodging overnight flight and coach in in a coach overnight flight and no lodging when you

00:48:38.860 hit the ground is the most unimaginable hell I can ever imagine lodging it's nearly no one would

00:48:44.900 ever believe I mean the layers like of my journey you know I was focused on the work I was focused

00:48:55.000 on the art you know and then got here I don't even know I'm like I don't even know what's 1.00

00:48:59.480 happening right now like other than i don't know what's happening i think i've met a few hags i'm 0.99

00:49:03.720 sure but i'm gonna pull it together and then maybe i'll be able to say something about i can't

00:49:09.600 remember really the flight well i do remember this delta lounge and centurion lounge at capacity

00:49:16.640 oh god couldn't get in tough i am enjoying my eyebrows it's the one thing that's saving me

00:49:23.540 okay because i felt hideous for months it's the one thing that's saving me your new brows is my

00:49:28.640 new brows and my lash tint i gotta say if i didn't have that i'd have nothing i have no clothes i have 0.95

00:49:36.480 no bras they're like they're all like fucked up i feel like traveling to a different country of 0.98

00:49:41.000 like a fucked up bra that's just like not doing its job just like a bra that's just been worn to 1.00

00:49:46.800 shit shit okay and it's just like you're putting it on as a nod to a bra it's hell 0.99

00:49:52.360 well the good news is i do love you see you product corner all right see you over in product 1.00

00:50:00.660 corner love you love you

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - August 12, 2025

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