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00:02:35.420 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:36.900 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:38.000 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:02:42.720 Two untamable intellects.

00:02:44.520 This is our hobby. 0.97

00:02:45.360 This is our hell.

00:02:46.220 This is our naked desire for free products.

00:02:48.500 This is POOG.

00:02:49.920 Today's topic?

00:02:50.700 Loosely speaking.

00:02:51.640 Vinegar Alley.

00:02:53.020 Non-negotiable.

00:02:54.660 Auto Milk.

00:02:59.380 Hi.

00:03:00.400 Hi.

00:03:01.680 I.

00:03:04.560 Give it to me.

00:03:05.420 Maybe it's the concussion.

00:03:06.780 You know, it's hard to say.

00:03:08.600 But I don't think it is.

00:03:10.440 Let's let go of that as an idea.

00:03:13.500 The ADD.

00:03:15.360 Well, there it is.

00:03:16.800 Is.

00:03:19.340 Yeah.

00:03:19.980 So do you want to know a couple examples?

00:03:21.380 Yep.

00:03:21.840 Last night.

00:03:22.380 I'm going to give you a little freeze I had.

00:03:24.040 These are micro.

00:03:24.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:25.160 Okay.

00:03:25.780 These are micro that I find are some of the ways that help others understand.

00:03:31.600 So sitting there, because all day.

00:03:34.960 Oh, right.

00:03:35.760 Okay.

00:03:36.380 And I have a new technique.

00:03:37.980 Well, I have a technique and a plan.

00:03:40.160 Dollar signs, spiritual dollar signs, focus dollar signs in the eyes of which I'm going.

00:03:43.880 I figured it all out.

00:03:44.720 I know what I'm going to do.

00:03:46.360 So last night, I like to take my new Lima supplement while watching television.

00:03:52.380 Okay.

00:03:53.200 Well, by the way.

00:03:54.660 Yes.

00:03:55.620 Lima.

00:03:56.820 To just.

00:03:57.560 Are you going to.

00:03:58.600 Yeah.

00:03:59.320 No, go on.

00:04:00.060 Sorry.

00:04:00.360 No, I'm just going to say.

00:04:01.220 They sent.

00:04:02.000 I'm going to ADD blast sides blast us and say they sent the serum, the lotion, and the supplement. 0.99

00:04:09.320 Fucking huge. 0.99

00:04:10.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:10.420 I last night brought my Lima into bed because I haven't Lima'd in months.

00:04:13.700 I'm here to tell you that.

00:04:14.420 Okay.

00:04:15.120 I brought mine up for the episode.

00:04:17.140 I'm.

00:04:17.660 Yeah.

00:04:18.460 Just clicked on.

00:04:19.100 and so

00:04:20.960 I should have grabbed mine

00:04:22.500 and so I

00:04:23.660 the point is

00:04:26.080 the serum and the lotion

00:04:27.900 cream

00:04:28.780 are you

00:04:29.400 and the cream

00:04:30.320 lotion's a little

00:04:30.960 lubiderm sounding I think

00:04:32.080 totally

00:04:32.500 are you gonna

00:04:33.640 abandon all other products

00:04:35.460 just use that to see

00:04:36.680 what's happening

00:04:37.220 you know what I mean

00:04:37.700 well I texted

00:04:38.400 I texted last week

00:04:39.640 about this very question

00:04:40.760 because

00:04:41.300 well one I was saving it

00:04:43.280 I was like

00:04:45.380 I gotta use all my other products

00:04:46.680 before I try the Lima

00:04:47.560 right

00:04:48.000 but

00:04:48.320 that's

00:04:49.180 I don't think that can happen

00:04:50.340 I looked at the skin

00:04:51.200 and I go

00:04:51.500 no no no no

00:04:52.140 we're doing it

00:04:52.980 I am not

00:04:55.080 completely neglecting

00:04:56.340 all other products

00:04:57.100 okay

00:04:57.520 I'm doing it

00:04:59.240 sort of

00:04:59.880 first

00:05:00.500 the first layer

00:05:02.100 so it's like

00:05:04.120 they

00:05:04.620 say like the magic minute

00:05:06.500 is after you put on the

00:05:07.820 you put the serum on

00:05:09.340 you let it fully absorb

00:05:10.400 which to me

00:05:10.980 doesn't mean like

00:05:11.900 your skin feels like

00:05:12.700 there's nothing there

00:05:13.600 sure

00:05:14.040 but it's not sitting

00:05:15.000 on top of it

00:05:15.560 it's not wet

00:05:16.020 and then

00:05:16.320 on comes the cream

00:05:17.660 And then those two, I think, kind of work together.

00:05:21.900 And they even say, like, in some cases, if a cast can form, don't worry about it or whatever.

00:05:27.780 Love.

00:05:28.360 And then I've been doing things like, after a little while, adding in a, perhaps a lipid-rich,

00:05:36.520 duh, duh, do.

00:05:40.540 Love, do.

00:05:41.540 Thick.

00:05:43.360 You know, they sent the Air Angel, by the way.

00:05:45.040 It's very nice.

00:05:45.400 I've been doing Lima products at night and then during the day I'm mixing it up, but I'll do one skin during the day and then I'll do, I've been throwing on the Air Angel plus the lipid moisturizer from Dove slash D-I-E-U-X.

00:06:04.240 Okay.

00:06:08.600 And so I'm taking the thing last night.

00:06:12.160 By the way, you can hear my aromatech.

00:06:14.120 Did you hear it?

00:06:14.960 My Aromatech arrived and I haven't opened it yet.

00:06:17.000 I'm so excited.

00:06:17.880 Also, breaking in quickly,

00:06:19.200 did I buy this or did they send it?

00:06:21.280 Rainbow.

00:06:21.780 They sent it.

00:06:22.580 Love it.

00:06:23.040 Let me see that.

00:06:23.880 Committed.

00:06:24.240 Rainbow Chaga.

00:06:25.220 Chaga, baby.

00:06:26.860 Mushrooms.

00:06:27.400 What does it do for us again?

00:06:27.980 I told my mother,

00:06:28.980 hey, mom,

00:06:30.280 guess what you're getting for Christmas?

00:06:32.540 Yeah.

00:06:33.580 You are getting a mushroom regimen

00:06:36.860 that you are going to adhere to.

00:06:39.080 Why?

00:06:39.940 Remind me. 0.96

00:06:40.800 I need my mother on the top, top, top shelf 0.93

00:06:44.040 turkey tail lion's mane chaga reishi cordyceps i need her mushroomed down the way you just listed

00:06:51.080 those off it would take me a good seven seconds between and i'd like you know what i mean and i 0.70

00:06:56.640 don't know that i would even have one after three turkey tail and lion's mane to the front for her

00:07:01.600 now what are they doing brain work what yeah reducing inflammation okay you know full body 0.93

00:07:08.240 full body inflammation probably right yeah yeah yeah I guess like she's having some arthritis

00:07:14.480 I need that and I need and so yeah I've got here the rainbow tincture um 0.99

00:07:19.980 cock fuck what are they called wood what's the wooden spoon herb wood spoon herbs we can keep 0.99

00:07:28.900 the cock fuck in it's fun no I love it wood spoon herbs has sent wooden spoon and by the way I've 1.00

00:07:37.020 been lusting yeah it's been a while since i finished i think my second bottle i think what 0.99

00:07:42.500 is it called fire cider it's it's oh the vinegar we love it it's vinegar alley let me find my

00:07:47.500 fridge vinegar alley vinegar alley that's where all the vinegars go well i almost yeah i almost

00:07:53.220 was looking for that one that you recommended red camino i was overwhelmed by the prospect

00:07:59.320 of the shipping i started to think um let's see vinegar what am i trying to look i just want to

00:08:06.300 I know we're all over.

00:08:09.960 Wooden spoon herbs.

00:08:11.000 They sent some tinctures.

00:08:12.140 It's mushroom season.

00:08:13.000 I'm going to start incorporating.

00:08:15.540 Wooden spoons.

00:08:16.680 Starting to incorporate the mushrooms

00:08:18.520 into the daily practice.

00:08:20.000 Absolutely essential.

00:08:20.780 Really?

00:08:21.100 Essential and non-negotiable.

00:08:22.240 30 minutes of reading every day.

00:08:23.660 Non-negotiable.

00:08:24.520 30 minutes of reading every day.

00:08:28.000 Non-negotiable.

00:08:29.320 What?

00:08:29.440 What?

00:08:30.120 Exercise?

00:08:30.820 Is that what you said?

00:08:31.680 Reading.

00:08:32.420 Reading, baby.

00:08:33.260 Reading.

00:08:34.420 Cracking open a novel.

00:08:35.440 Cracking open theory.

00:08:36.300 30 and I'm going to say this again

00:08:38.300 30 minutes a day

00:08:40.000 non-negotiable

00:08:41.760 non-negotiable

00:08:43.800 I have relapsed on Instagram

00:08:46.240 I have become 1.00

00:08:48.220 stupid and cruel 1.00

00:08:49.560 I think we need to get real with 1.00

00:08:51.600 this language you use around

00:08:54.160 relapsing on Instagram

00:08:55.540 you know I'm off Instagram I'm on

00:08:57.580 I'm off I'm on

00:08:59.020 I guess what I'm saying is

00:09:02.240 I don't think when you take it off the phone

00:09:04.460 you're actually

00:09:05.640 determined to take it off permanently.

00:09:08.000 Sounds like you're sort of taking a break.

00:09:09.360 No, no, no.

00:09:09.660 When I say relapse,

00:09:10.820 I mean what I,

00:09:13.600 for me,

00:09:14.180 this is the way I need to live my life.

00:09:18.900 10 minutes a day maximum.

00:09:21.580 It's too much actually.

00:09:23.440 Well, guess what doll?

00:09:25.140 A couple of days I was doing,

00:09:26.180 I did three days off,

00:09:27.200 not looking.

00:09:27.680 I go,

00:09:28.020 I'll go on for 10.

00:09:29.680 I go after minute five,

00:09:30.960 I go,

00:09:31.820 I don't want the other five.

00:09:34.640 And then,

00:09:35.640 I've had some days where, again, ADD, frozen, things to do, can't tear off the scroll, bitter self-loathing, read, read, you know, just the absolute.

00:09:53.680 What?

00:09:54.580 Sorry.

00:09:55.200 Brought back to your own humanity by reading.

00:09:57.300 Well, there's something.

00:09:58.620 Instantly shot back to humanity.

00:09:59.920 Do you ever do deep breathing?

00:10:01.760 I found myself doing this.

00:10:03.080 I should meditate.

00:10:03.560 I deep breathe as I scroll.

00:10:05.640 thinking that the deep breathing

00:10:07.740 that I'm offsetting

00:10:08.740 any of the negative

00:10:11.480 whatever I'm getting negatively

00:10:13.600 versus holding your breath and scrolling

00:10:15.640 which feels almost like

00:10:18.220 deep breathe while scrolling

00:10:20.040 there's another context in which

00:10:22.100 I can feel that I do that

00:10:23.240 I'm not sure what it is

00:10:24.260 I only scroll

00:10:27.940 in my

00:10:29.280 nurturing account

00:10:31.880 like I don't go on the other

00:10:33.760 I do not live on

00:10:35.040 But like Instagram, I do not go there.

00:10:36.600 Wait, what's your nurturing account?

00:10:38.700 Like, well, technically it's begun as my Tracy Anderson account.

00:10:41.920 Oh, your Tracy one.

00:10:42.180 It only has three posts.

00:10:44.040 I don't post on it, but I click on it.

00:10:45.600 And that's where I follow other, you know, Tracy Anderson accounts.

00:10:49.700 And then I follow like, I'll even follow brands on there.

00:10:53.560 Yeah.

00:10:53.980 Oh, smart.

00:10:54.920 Like I'll follow sort of like a unitard brand,

00:10:59.480 which by the way, the unitard roundup needs to continue.

00:11:01.900 the free people ones

00:11:04.160 are working out

00:11:04.960 let's get real

00:11:05.540 I almost threw on

00:11:06.240 a unitard today

00:11:07.000 yeah

00:11:07.360 I'll tell you one thing

00:11:08.120 when we're on the road

00:11:08.760 there's one problem with them

00:11:09.300 you can't throw them on

00:11:10.080 oh right

00:11:10.900 drag it right 0.95

00:11:11.600 drag it right up

00:11:13.440 right up 1.00

00:11:14.200 the vagina 1.00

00:11:14.740 on 1.00

00:11:15.620 question

00:11:17.120 when we're on the road

00:11:19.580 do you think realistically

00:11:21.260 we will work out together

00:11:22.340 yep

00:11:22.700 oh wait sorry

00:11:23.640 well I don't know about

00:11:25.060 whether you're joining

00:11:25.940 I'm joining

00:11:26.400 I'm working out

00:11:27.060 because guess what

00:11:27.840 it's non

00:11:29.680 negotiable

00:11:31.400 okay it's not a joke anymore you can take a day off I prefer not to okay because the day

00:11:37.740 the day off happens the day off happens anyway often like due to traveling due to whatever the

00:11:44.680 schedule is right it like but I so I don't need to plan for it how will I work out with you

00:11:49.600 I can't do it alone I'm completely giving up a life of pretending I'm not exercise alone what

00:11:54.220 no I'm not saying I'm not saying you mean on the on the road how are we gonna exercise

00:11:57.980 No, I'm saying the only thing I can guarantee, I can't guarantee your motivation and that you'll join.

00:12:03.580 I'm saying I'll be doing it.

00:12:06.440 That's huge.

00:12:07.600 Okay.

00:12:08.540 And then you join me.

00:12:10.260 In the hotel gym.

00:12:11.460 Either in the hotel gym or when I've booked a larger room than you booked.

00:12:16.040 Okay.

00:12:16.340 Because I look at the floor and I go, hey, can I do Tracy in there?

00:12:22.180 Then I'll come to Tracy in your room, you're saying.

00:12:25.020 Yeah.

00:12:25.260 Or the hotel gym.

00:12:27.340 Depends.

00:12:27.980 Wouldn't it be fun though to do like a local like class? 0.97

00:12:31.920 It's not fucking happening. 0.90

00:12:33.660 It's not happening. 0.94

00:12:35.180 It's when we're coming to town on a day,

00:12:39.780 performing that night and leaving the next morning.

00:12:42.600 Yeah.

00:12:43.240 Getting to local class is a little bit much.

00:12:46.520 That's why it's all about the hotel gym.

00:12:49.420 It's like we get in.

00:12:51.680 I mean, we get in, we have sort of a lunch of some kind.

00:12:55.680 An afternoon sort of lunch.

00:12:58.720 Or like, you know, we fly in early

00:13:01.620 because you want to leave as much time as possible.

00:13:04.240 Make sure you get to the venue, pending delays, right?

00:13:06.940 Of course.

00:13:07.340 Fly in early.

00:13:08.340 Okay.

00:13:08.560 Even if the room is not ready,

00:13:09.640 that's when we have a delicious brunch, lunch in the hotel or nearby.

00:13:13.840 Okay.

00:13:14.080 I can't wait to be on tour.

00:13:16.080 Then, after we digest, maybe even stroll the neighborhood

00:13:20.660 for a little shopping.

00:13:21.980 Java.

00:13:22.680 I smell Java.

00:13:23.140 Yes.

00:13:23.740 Okay.

00:13:23.920 Then we, and I say we are already in our unitards before, okay, we get in our unitards.

00:13:30.420 Actually, I say we start, I say we travel in the unitard, okay? 0.99

00:13:32.980 Oh, fuck. 0.99

00:13:33.800 Okay, then, so then we have our lunch, then we go walking, look around. 1.00

00:13:36.120 But then if you travel in the unitard, your tits out just to piss, you have to undo. 0.99

00:13:41.140 Depends on the unitard. 0.99

00:13:42.280 If it has a fully sort of open back, it kind of comes down.

00:13:47.820 Okay, it sort of comes down around without taking anything off.

00:13:50.380 But also, you don't have to wear a unitard.

00:13:52.180 You can wear a sports bra and leggings.

00:13:57.520 There it is.

00:13:58.520 Never have.

00:13:59.780 What do you even mean?

00:14:01.080 What do you mean sports bra and leggings?

00:14:02.580 You mean as though the sports bra were a top?

00:14:05.720 Well, you could throw a sweatshirt over.

00:14:07.440 You could throw a t-shirt over.

00:14:08.360 You think I'm Dominique Mochiano?

00:14:11.680 Is that her name?

00:14:12.660 I'm saying you wear it under your clothes.

00:14:14.080 You're kind of talking about it, right?

00:14:14.920 Yes, of course I do.

00:14:17.660 Gymnast.

00:14:18.040 Was it Mochiano?

00:14:19.800 I think it is.

00:14:20.420 Mochiano.

00:14:20.700 No.

00:14:21.920 Oh.

00:14:23.200 Whoa.

00:14:25.440 Wait.

00:14:25.920 Sorry, I'm still looking at a picture of her. 0.96

00:14:27.260 No Googling right now.

00:14:28.520 Okay, I need you.

00:14:29.280 By the way, I hope everyone's tracking because we have about six things we've left and I want to hit them again.

00:14:34.020 Okay.

00:14:34.320 Okay.

00:14:35.040 Okay, Allie. 1.00

00:14:36.620 ADD run wild.

00:14:37.660 And the ADD book, ADHD 2.0.

00:14:44.660 That's the book that we're going to read.

00:14:46.360 That's by Driven to Distraction, right?

00:14:48.780 Yeah.

00:14:49.420 He's come around.

00:14:50.220 Yeah.

00:14:50.360 So wait, let me just get this out.

00:14:53.300 So then we wake up in the morning in a hotel room, okay?

00:14:57.340 You put on leggings, a sports bra, and then whatever the hell you want to put on top, okay?

00:15:03.240 I'm thinking maybe a sweatsuit.

00:15:06.500 Okay, but anyway, off we go for travel.

00:15:09.740 Off we go to the airport, matching sweatsuits, okay?

00:15:12.420 That's fun.

00:15:13.440 Get on the plane, whatever.

00:15:14.920 Get to the hotel.

00:15:16.560 Hopefully we can do early check-in.

00:15:18.060 I'm going to feel so safe on the plane with you.

00:15:19.480 Yes.

00:15:19.840 if not okay if if we can't get in early bags behind the counter us snuggling in the row

00:15:25.780 yes okay dreams of christmas okay the road to christmas so so do you are you tracking okay

00:15:35.780 you have a sports bra on under your sweatsuit yeah during the travel we get to town we go to

00:15:40.460 the hotel 12 p.m uh hopefully early check-in if not bags go behind the counter and we head off

00:15:46.780 into the town okay or downstairs to the restaurant or whatever or not downstairs it's not downstairs

00:15:51.320 okay because we're not in the room yet anyway the point is we eat okay we eat delicious food okay we

00:15:55.960 eat delicious food and then we head out to digest we walk around get a little vintage store okay we

00:16:00.760 pop into a little gift shop okay we pop into a local yeah okay okay you know maybe we even pass

00:16:06.780 a hag or two and they go see you tonight can you imagine okay now then we've digested back to the

00:16:16.340 hotel now i see what you're saying now we go to the gym and frankly even if our room still wasn't

00:16:22.260 ready we could get in there but we're gonna call ahead and beg okay but anyway into the gym we go

00:16:27.320 i put on the routine so cool you go we cackle while doing it okay i call things out all right

00:16:34.520 just just to add a little support even though you know we were born we were born to mimic okay so

00:16:40.740 You're my private instructor.

00:16:42.500 Yes.

00:16:42.800 Okay.

00:16:43.000 So we'll go, we'll go.

00:16:44.600 And then we go, we shower.

00:16:50.780 Okay.

00:16:51.020 We miss each other.

00:16:52.100 Like we're like, see you in a minute.

00:16:53.320 Okay.

00:16:53.520 But like we'll miss each other desperately during the shower.

00:16:55.560 Yeah.

00:16:55.780 Yeah.

00:16:56.120 But it'll be good to connect with the self.

00:16:57.900 Sure.

00:16:58.760 Okay.

00:16:59.000 Get dressed.

00:17:00.580 Okay.

00:17:00.840 And you go, you ready?

00:17:01.640 You ready?

00:17:02.120 You ready?

00:17:02.680 Okay.

00:17:03.980 Outfits.

00:17:05.040 Huge.

00:17:05.320 Well, what?

00:17:06.760 I know.

00:17:07.500 Yeah.

00:17:08.440 You know, it's a good question.

00:17:09.760 and sponsorship opportunities are still open.

00:17:13.680 Okay.

00:17:13.880 I'm seeing some tax-deductible purchases being made

00:17:17.020 for poop tour outfits.

00:17:18.540 Well, no, it's the Liberace rule.

00:17:20.920 That's the one thing you can't...

00:17:22.600 What? 0.75

00:17:23.840 Clothing for performing in.

00:17:26.080 You can't deduct.

00:17:27.660 It's like the Liberace rule.

00:17:29.720 He couldn't wear...

00:17:30.500 He couldn't tax deduct his fur coats or whatever. 1.00

00:17:34.100 Anti-woman culture. 0.98

00:17:36.360 Okay. 1.00

00:17:36.580 okay

00:17:38.400 so

00:17:40.080 anyway

00:17:42.140 we're missing each other

00:17:43.040 and then

00:17:43.400 and it's like

00:17:43.840 alright alright

00:17:44.380 here we go

00:17:45.020 here we go

00:17:45.440 okay

00:17:45.700 see you downstairs in a minute

00:17:46.860 or I'm coming to your room 0.72

00:17:48.140 knocking on the door

00:17:48.740 hey can you come out of my room

00:17:49.840 come to my room

00:17:50.440 almost ready

00:17:50.920 we'll discuss it

00:17:51.560 blah blah blah

00:17:51.960 and you come in

00:17:52.640 and then off we go

00:17:53.520 off we go to the venue

00:17:54.360 so fun 0.89

00:17:55.580 grand ass time 0.63

00:17:56.720 so great 1.00

00:17:57.520 and then

00:17:58.700 post dinner

00:18:00.240 post show dinner

00:18:01.000 yeah honey

00:18:02.040 okay

00:18:02.880 do it all over again

00:18:03.700 oh wow

00:18:04.920 anyway I hope you enjoyed that

00:18:05.960 great

00:18:06.500 Well, anyway, open call to more mushroom products to give my mother.

00:18:12.700 Okay.

00:18:13.260 I want to just say, and then we're going to, we'll get into more.

00:18:16.340 I cannot, I can, I can with a full heart, a heart bursting with enthusiasm and gratitude

00:18:22.100 recommend with a full hearted breathy Christmas breath.

00:18:28.860 Yeah.

00:18:29.560 I can recommend the Breville Bambino.

00:18:33.920 Oh my God.

00:18:34.800 When I tell you I have my own private cafe, when I tell you I'm narrating to myself, I do ads for the Bambino constantly in my own home as I do it.

00:18:44.160 I'm tamping down.

00:18:46.080 I'm grinding.

00:18:46.360 That was the question I said, are you tamping?

00:18:47.960 Are you tamping?

00:18:48.660 Because I'm like, that's the fear.

00:18:51.100 What's your fear?

00:18:53.740 I mean, the amount of espresso I drink, having to like load something up and tamp, tamp, tamp, and then stick it in and pull to the left, you know, and wait for a shot.

00:19:04.000 that scares me

00:19:05.140 which is why

00:19:07.400 I started looking at other Breville models

00:19:10.020 let's talk about it

00:19:11.020 the Bambino

00:19:12.340 I've lost my mind

00:19:14.540 yes I have the Encore

00:19:16.980 bought a fancy grinder

00:19:19.240 yes right now I'm currently using

00:19:21.140 and I want to say that Life Boost

00:19:23.140 who's an official POOG

00:19:25.700 sponsor the beans are good doll

00:19:27.640 I'm about to get to try their espresso

00:19:29.420 I can't wait

00:19:30.100 their espresso roast

00:19:32.380 Espresso roast.

00:19:33.100 I haven't tried that yet.

00:19:33.900 I'm eager to.

00:19:35.180 And are you sitting down?

00:19:37.420 Yeah.

00:19:37.900 Guess who's having decaf Americanos with dessert in front of the television?

00:19:42.220 Oh.

00:19:42.740 Do you have any idea?

00:19:44.680 Fascinating.

00:19:45.320 Decaf.

00:19:46.320 Yeah.

00:19:47.340 If it's late enough.

00:19:48.560 Just for flavor?

00:19:50.320 Cappuccino or Americano?

00:19:51.940 Americano.

00:19:52.720 I thought you sent me a cappuccino.

00:19:54.320 Well, I'm frothing cashew milk.

00:19:56.200 The Elmhurst froths up perfectly with the Bambino.

00:19:59.280 I guess that's what I meant.

00:20:00.760 what I meant was

00:20:01.640 there's milk in there

00:20:02.320 well even decaf has caffeine honey

00:20:02.840 decaf has caffeine

00:20:04.120 right

00:20:04.360 it's just less

00:20:05.160 so I'm talking about

00:20:06.500 10 o'clock

00:20:07.280 having a romantic Americano

00:20:09.080 on the couch

00:20:10.720 can you imagine

00:20:11.560 and yes I made the viral bark

00:20:13.720 I made the TikTok bark

00:20:15.220 oh

00:20:15.540 yes I made the date

00:20:17.160 I took pictures to post on Poohgram

00:20:18.680 dates

00:20:19.760 peanut butter

00:20:21.020 you know what I'm talking about

00:20:22.040 nope

00:20:22.440 melted chocolate on top

00:20:23.520 tell me nothing

00:20:24.000 tell me everything

00:20:25.080 you would never eat it

00:20:26.020 you don't know me

00:20:27.640 I think you'd think

00:20:29.520 it was too much of a

00:20:30.600 sugar bomb but it's all sorts of things but god it's good the bark with americano prepared in the

00:20:37.180 bambino at night shocking life yeah but i can make anything my version not this the base is

00:20:42.820 i can make almost anything my version yeah it's fabulous it's snickers in your fridge

00:20:47.760 it's industrial size snickers for all i felt like i was making i was like this is like what you give

00:20:54.200 your kids to give your kids like a healthy no I had a fantasy no no I was making the bark yeah

00:21:00.820 and I felt like I had kids and I was like this would be great treat you go you're gonna give

00:21:04.960 this to your teachers for the holiday right can you imagine giving little giving the viral bark

00:21:09.860 a little broken up in a little bag a little bag tied with a ribbon give it to the teachers

00:21:14.480 have a great winter break can you imagine you think the teachers want homemade

00:21:18.380 no because they don't know you what are the teachers no but some things some old traditions

00:21:26.120 are darling like that one so the bambino bambino bambino culture is real bambino culture is real

00:21:33.940 rebel bambino i can't imagine you can't imagine the joy i'm the the heights the height of joy

00:21:39.600 that i'm reaching in the morning so and how quick and wait so listen yes two shots americano

00:21:45.900 No, I have nothing else to say.

00:21:48.360 No, but that they're quick.

00:21:50.400 It's fast, baby.

00:21:51.300 It's fast.

00:21:52.200 So Chris and I were still going to the Grove.

00:21:54.000 And I go, can we pop into Williams-Sonoma because I just want to check out some live models of Breville because we have a 40% off code, right?

00:22:00.540 And we go.

00:22:02.580 And I'm thinking, I mean, because we have an espresso machine, right?

00:22:06.420 Yeah.

00:22:06.600 So I'm thinking, in our home, so I'm thinking there's no way we're going to get something with anything more than like a 20% increase in size footprint on the counter, minuscule counter space, right?

00:22:18.760 Yeah.

00:22:19.560 But my partner starts going, well, what about the one with, I go, Kate says we need a really good grinder if we do it.

00:22:27.160 Yeah.

00:22:27.540 And he goes, what about the one with the grinder included?

00:22:29.240 I go, what?

00:22:30.340 Yeah.

00:22:30.820 I glance over.

00:22:32.440 The Bambino Plus.

00:22:33.700 Okay.

00:22:34.380 No, the Bambino Plus, I don't even think it has the grinder in it.

00:22:37.300 The Bambino Plus, I think, just has the milk technology.

00:22:40.300 I saw something about milk technology, like a milk auto milk.

00:22:42.400 Honey, I've got milk technology.

00:22:43.820 I've got milk technology with the Bambino.

00:22:45.880 Milk technology?

00:22:46.920 No, it's like an auto milk thing.

00:22:48.520 I don't mean the milk thing.

00:22:52.580 Well, it's not generating it from zeros and ones.

00:22:55.720 Okay.

00:22:56.440 Okay.

00:22:56.800 So I go in there.

00:22:57.460 They had one of these cards.

00:22:58.880 They had one of these cards where, you know, you slide over little toggles.

00:23:03.900 it reveals which Breville

00:23:05.840 is best for you. I was like

00:23:07.780 flying around with these toggles. By the way,

00:23:09.600 the customer quiz,

00:23:11.700 one of the hugest

00:23:12.740 laughs.

00:23:15.680 They go, take this quiz,

00:23:17.860 enter in your email if you want your results.

00:23:20.000 It's like,

00:23:21.680 question number one,

00:23:23.540 do you want endless pain? Yes or no?

00:23:26.340 No. Question number

00:23:27.660 two, flavor. Do you

00:23:29.700 enjoy it? Yes or no?

00:23:31.700 And then you toggle

00:23:33.540 up the results and you tell them what to buy?

00:23:35.900 No, it's like, give us

00:23:37.640 specs and give us to

00:23:39.280 infirm. Okay? You know what I mean?

00:23:41.300 Lay it out nice and clear.

00:23:42.800 Don't give me a quiz.

00:23:43.420 Don't create a second childhood for me that I didn't ask for.

00:23:48.660 Took me years

00:23:49.400 to climb out. I'm still climbing out.

00:23:50.580 Let me just say something.

00:23:52.720 Which ones have

00:23:53.720 Grindr inside?

00:23:55.860 With a 60% off code after this.

00:23:58.220 That's all I have to say. But I want to just say

00:24:00.120 I did the research

00:24:01.560 and people doing the Breville Bambino side-by-side,

00:24:05.520 the Breville Pro.

00:24:06.720 This coffee guy, he goes,

00:24:08.080 I'll be honest with you, Bambino.

00:24:10.480 Really?

00:24:11.200 He goes, unless you're,

00:24:12.240 he said the main thing for him,

00:24:13.960 the difference was that the Breville Bambino

00:24:15.960 didn't handle nut milk as well as the Bambino Plus.

00:24:20.180 Okay, interesting.

00:24:20.660 And I'm here to tell you,

00:24:22.360 the Elmhurst is a frothin'.

00:24:25.000 Okay.

00:24:25.620 The cashew milk.

00:24:26.860 Now, yeah, they're probably not using Elmhurst like you do.

00:24:29.300 Yeah, they're using probably something made with...

00:24:31.560 shoe oil.

00:24:33.360 The barista

00:24:33.880 pro.

00:24:37.700 Okay.

00:24:38.860 Yeah. I see a grinder.

00:24:41.580 I see a button.

00:24:43.460 What interested me...

00:24:45.380 The amount of bambinos I'm pushing,

00:24:47.460 they're going to fly off the sale. 1.00

00:24:49.600 Fucking bambinos are going to be flying off 1.00

00:24:51.340 the shelves for Christmas. I know. I'm worried. 1.00

00:24:52.960 And what am I going to get? A second bambino?

00:24:54.800 I was thinking this morning I was making my bambino.

00:24:56.800 I was making my bambino.

00:24:58.520 I'm going to start calling coffee bambino.

00:25:00.200 I'm going to start calling coffee Bambino.

00:25:02.220 You are.

00:25:02.520 Cup of Bambino.

00:25:03.560 I was making my Bambino this morning.

00:25:05.280 I go, I'm going to sell so many Bambinos.

00:25:07.940 What are they going to do?

00:25:08.740 Give me another Bambino?

00:25:10.020 Thank you.

00:25:10.980 And I was like, take this to my mom's house.

00:25:13.260 She's not going to use it.

00:25:14.160 She's not going to be able to adapt to the technology. 1.00

00:25:16.220 She's poor over. 0.99

00:25:17.200 Okay. 1.00

00:25:17.680 Poor over since the 40s.

00:25:18.600 Well, why not?

00:25:20.140 I mean, see, this concerns me.

00:25:22.600 When I go on the Breville website and I see a 20% off code, 0.95

00:25:25.480 you know, just offered to any old fool, right? 1.00

00:25:28.220 Any old bitch? 1.00

00:25:29.100 Yeah, I go. 1.00

00:25:30.200 Then the 40%, but I, but because the 40% is such a strong percentage, I will acknowledge

00:25:37.020 that when I started looking at machines and knew there was interest in my household of

00:25:40.840 a slightly larger one, I start going.

00:25:44.320 How about a juicer too, honey?

00:25:45.800 I start going, yeah, I start going the Barista Touch at $9.99.

00:25:48.800 Now I don't need a color screen.

00:25:50.540 So let's, let me just put that away.

00:25:53.620 But then down to, you start going, you start going now, I'm like.

00:25:58.700 Expensive.

00:25:59.140 No, but I'm like, for the cost,

00:26:01.920 like, where's the Bambino?

00:26:03.680 The Bambino, like the Bambino's at 300

00:26:05.940 and, you know, I start to do the math on,

00:26:07.720 well, it's 500, now I'm getting a thousand dollar thing.

00:26:09.080 This is an affordable, life-changing object.

00:26:11.520 If you're a Java dog.

00:26:12.380 Dynamic Duo.

00:26:13.920 Do you know what that is?

00:26:15.780 What's that? 1.00

00:26:16.140 It's an expensive ass grinder. 0.99

00:26:18.420 Precision grinder. 1.00

00:26:20.020 Wait, Bambino plus serious espresso plus auto milk

00:26:23.780 and the Bambino, serious espresso, serious value.

00:26:27.640 Okay.

00:26:28.260 So let's just see what the auto milk is for a second.

00:26:31.740 Aren't you curious?

00:26:33.140 Sure.

00:26:33.740 Or no, because it's not what's living in your home now.

00:26:36.280 A little bit like it's not what's living in my home.

00:26:38.400 You're fine.

00:26:38.940 You're fine.

00:26:39.540 Bambino culture is for me.

00:26:41.660 Well, it is part of the Bambino family.

00:26:43.680 I'm going to...

00:26:45.260 The Bambino Plus does come in colors.

00:26:47.440 I will acknowledge.

00:26:48.580 Okay. 1.00

00:26:48.720 Shut up. 1.00

00:26:49.320 Don't want to hear it. 1.00

00:26:49.980 Don't want to hear it.

00:26:50.580 No, you're fine.

00:26:51.880 All right.

00:26:52.180 Silver.

00:26:52.800 So silver is the only option.

00:26:54.900 Silver is the whole time.

00:26:55.980 Okay.

00:26:56.340 So hold on.

00:26:56.960 By the way, our place did respond and it looks like we might be getting those ovens.

00:27:03.100 We might be getting air fryers, folks.

00:27:05.000 Yeah. Slash oven slash. 0.96

00:27:06.060 Thank you.

00:27:06.960 Whatever. And so wait. Okay. The ADD thing. So last night I go to take my supplements. I'm sitting

00:27:14.000 there. I'm watching TV. And what you watching? Suburban Screams, John Carpenter. It's true

00:27:25.080 tales of suburban horror over the years um and then the john carpenter music comes in and the

00:27:31.240 john carpenter narrates at the beginning it's great um loving it great absolutely chilling

00:27:37.360 absolutely heinous stories of both spiritual violence you know and psychopathic well spiritual

00:27:46.520 violence the ultimate violence of the suburbs the untraceable murder they're all like behind

00:27:52.200 closed doors

00:27:53.120 and you don't know

00:27:53.640 your neighbors

00:27:54.060 and you know

00:27:54.540 the whole thing

00:27:55.080 of course you don't

00:27:56.900 know your neighbors

00:27:57.460 right

00:27:57.760 but anyway

00:27:58.300 anyway

00:27:58.640 wait

00:27:58.980 so

00:27:59.720 you don't know

00:28:00.940 you can't even

00:28:02.760 know yourself

00:28:03.340 you think you're

00:28:03.700 gonna know your

00:28:04.120 neighbor

00:28:04.360 you're gonna laugh

00:28:05.140 imagine thinking

00:28:06.540 you knew your

00:28:07.040 neighbor

00:28:07.300 well I know

00:28:08.140 my neighbors

00:28:08.940 imagine thinking

00:28:10.000 you know yourself

00:28:10.780 exactly

00:28:12.560 I don't want you

00:28:13.260 to think I missed

00:28:13.780 what you said 1.00

00:28:14.140 only the fool 1.00

00:28:14.640 what's the Oscar 1.00

00:28:16.000 Wilde quote

00:28:16.400 it's like

00:28:16.740 only the dull

00:28:18.940 know themselves

00:28:19.920 yeah

00:28:20.260 yeah

00:28:20.640 i'll look it up later so what about what about well you know the thing like that was like you

00:28:29.300 know like people talk about like you know it's like it was like people talk about other people

00:28:34.080 are like jackasses like you know people talk about themselves or blah blah and then they're 0.88

00:28:38.360 like you know people talk about ideas or fucking legit or something oh people talk about products 1.00

00:28:44.140 Tony Soprano says it. 0.84

00:28:50.080 He goes like,

00:28:50.800 Soprano, Kate.

00:28:52.160 He goes, remember when?

00:28:54.000 Soprano?

00:28:54.900 I mean, yeah.

00:28:56.140 Yeah, well, it's Jersey.

00:28:57.500 Yeah.

00:28:57.700 Tony Soprano said something about

00:29:00.840 the lowest form of talking.

00:29:02.980 Remember when?

00:29:04.500 Oh, well, yeah.

00:29:05.540 Hurts.

00:29:14.140 hello it's me anna sinfield from the girlfriends the number one hit true crime show that puts

00:29:22.120 women right in the center of their own stories i'm back with more one-off interviews with some

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00:29:36.040 Decline this.

00:29:37.680 And then there's Vassaka.

00:29:39.740 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.

00:29:43.840 Leila dared to ask the question.

00:29:46.320 Is badness hereditary?

00:29:48.360 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.

00:29:50.480 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,

00:29:53.300 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night.

00:29:56.240 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,

00:29:57.940 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.

00:30:00.960 I'm not too intimidated by her.

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00:30:03.360 Listen to the Girlfriend Spotlight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. 1.00

00:30:33.360 in the arranged marriage universe, 0.99

00:30:34.900 you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt.

00:30:37.140 And like raw fish, you've got a shelf life.

00:30:40.800 And the wild part?

00:30:42.260 You're not just looking for someone you like.

00:30:44.120 You're casting for a mythical hero

00:30:45.560 your entire family approves of.

00:30:47.800 A saint, a demigod, a unicorn.

00:30:50.800 I know because years ago,

00:30:52.120 I sacrificed myself to this chaotic,

00:30:54.620 soul-crushing tradition,

00:30:55.860 hoping to find love the correct way.

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00:31:16.140 This is Ryder Strong,

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00:31:19.800 It was many and many a year ago

00:31:22.800 in a kingdom by the sea.

00:31:25.200 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor,

00:31:27.740 disappeared from a commune.

00:31:29.020 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:31:30.220 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:31:34.020 No, I am not your guru.

00:31:37.780 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:31:40.400 I lied to police.

00:31:41.660 I lied to everybody.

00:31:42.680 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:31:45.640 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:31:48.320 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:31:51.140 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:31:54.480 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:31:57.400 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:31:58.800 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.98

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00:32:09.320 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:32:16.100 The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be.

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00:32:50.820 So there I am, right?

00:32:52.720 I'm sitting on the sofa and this is the example of the ADD thing with the Lima.

00:32:58.100 So there I am.

00:32:59.900 And I don't know.

00:33:04.000 I have a drink of some kind and then I have my Lima in.

00:33:06.800 Ranch Rider could stand to send some more.

00:33:09.740 Oh, Ranch Rider. 1.00

00:33:10.720 Maybe we get, well, you know, we do need a booze sponsor for road.

00:33:14.360 We should talk about that.

00:33:15.160 Unless by the time they hear this, it's already all sponsor opportunities are all gone.

00:33:20.200 But I bet there's still some room somewhere.

00:33:21.540 but there's still some places to put a sticker. 1.00

00:33:24.460 I think some hags would love to sip on a Ranch Rider, 1.00

00:33:27.120 a High Noon, 1.00

00:33:28.260 or a non-alcoholic Gaia or Kiln.

00:33:33.200 Oh, you know what?

00:33:33.780 My other drink brands I like, Swoon.

00:33:35.840 We know I like Swoon.

00:33:38.480 What about a Celsius,

00:33:40.440 like massive tank of Celsius?

00:33:44.060 Tank.

00:33:44.700 Yeah.

00:33:45.400 No, a Celsius luge.

00:33:47.040 An ice luge.

00:33:48.080 Shots of Celsius.

00:33:49.700 Where you just open your mouth,

00:33:50.860 you lay under it

00:33:51.680 and then it goes

00:33:52.660 everyone's allowed

00:33:53.580 between three and five

00:33:54.460 three seconds

00:33:55.480 a three second sip 1.00

00:33:56.780 all you can suck 0.97

00:33:57.920 celsius 1.00

00:33:58.920 five

00:33:59.720 four

00:34:00.720 yeah

00:34:02.180 three second sip

00:34:03.800 maybe it's like a giant

00:34:06.180 cow's belly

00:34:07.860 like

00:34:08.220 but it's celsius

00:34:09.720 we call it the celsius cow

00:34:11.500 and it has a certain number of 0.83

00:34:12.800 nipples on it 0.95

00:34:13.880 okay

00:34:14.320 so

00:34:17.160 okay

00:34:17.640 so there I am

00:34:19.220 I'm having a

00:34:20.260 What am I having?

00:34:22.020 Oh yeah, I've been drinking bi

00:34:23.340 I've been using bi as a mixer recently 1.00

00:34:25.460 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:34:26.500 B-A-I 1.00

00:34:27.440 Oh my god, you Sydney Sweeney

00:34:29.820 Sydney Sweeney's jugs produce bi

00:34:32.480 Really?

00:34:34.040 She's the bi spokesperson

00:34:38.000 I didn't know

00:34:40.040 They must be paying her 0.99

00:34:43.180 a fucking lot 0.99

00:34:45.180 Oh my god 0.99

00:34:46.040 Can you imagine

00:34:46.860 For her to say yes to bi

00:34:48.020 On her on a Zoom with bi

00:34:49.240 Hi

00:34:50.860 And then we're so excited.

00:34:52.820 We're so excited that you agreed to be the bye spokeswoman.

00:34:57.780 And she goes, and then at the end, bye.

00:35:00.520 Ha ha ha ha.

00:35:01.440 Yeah.

00:35:01.820 You know, the joke, they log off.

00:35:03.920 Her team calls are great.

00:35:04.920 So they've come back with 60 mil.

00:35:07.040 Oh my God.

00:35:08.060 Well, by the way, her whole team should be fired on the spot. 0.99

00:35:10.780 She's not getting 60 million. 1.00

00:35:12.520 Yeah.

00:35:12.860 Let's be realistic here.

00:35:13.860 60 might be a lot.

00:35:15.500 I would, I would guess, I'm in a dollar under 10 mil.

00:35:20.200 To be the face of buy?

00:35:21.660 I have no sense of the market value.

00:35:23.340 I saw a story.

00:35:24.960 She was on a jet ski drinking buy.

00:35:27.200 Really?

00:35:27.680 Bouncing in the surf.

00:35:29.080 No.

00:35:29.960 Drinking it while bouncing along the waves?

00:35:34.540 I go, I might have to buy a couple pallets of that.

00:35:38.200 If she's drinking it. 1.00

00:35:39.140 Juice.

00:35:41.360 She's drinking it.

00:35:42.440 I might want to be close to her.

00:35:44.180 Well, to me, buy a buy last. 0.60

00:35:45.060 Buy.

00:35:45.980 Because to me, buy requires dilution.

00:35:48.640 like it's it's strong i've never tasted by what is it by the way is it a sports drink

00:35:54.240 is it like a i think this whole thing is just that it's i mean it's densely flavored i think

00:35:59.160 its whole thing is just that it's sugar it's like sugar free or whatever um so i'm sitting there

00:36:07.020 and i got my lima and i think you're supposed to take four a day okay so i try to take two with

00:36:13.340 lunch and

00:36:15.360 two later and

00:36:17.100 are you able to swallow a pill

00:36:19.560 like more than one

00:36:21.520 like one supplement at a time

00:36:23.060 one pill? I can do like two pills

00:36:25.300 at a time. One down each alleyway

00:36:27.400 big ones. I always feel like one's

00:36:29.360 headed down the esophagus one's headed down

00:36:31.300 the airway that way. Right through the heart

00:36:33.040 yeah but

00:36:34.580 oh oh oh breaking in ADD

00:36:36.720 need seed probiotic now

00:36:39.080 seed calling all seed S-E-E-D

00:36:40.980 even with super gut who's blessed us

00:36:42.940 super gut has

00:36:44.340 I want a tub now by the way

00:36:45.640 I've run out of my shake

00:36:46.820 my chocolate shake

00:36:47.740 super gut

00:36:48.340 is deep in the poog heart

00:36:50.680 the arsenal

00:36:51.480 super gut

00:36:52.880 not gonna get into it

00:36:54.560 wink wink

00:36:56.400 super gut

00:36:58.340 it's grosser to wink I think

00:37:01.780 like to associate like

00:37:04.720 the bathroom with like

00:37:06.380 with like winky palsiness

00:37:08.260 do you know what I'm talking about

00:37:09.600 I'd rather someone just say

00:37:11.060 I'm not gonna say

00:37:11.920 I'm just going to say fiber.

00:37:15.800 I'm just going to say it flat and true.

00:37:18.960 And by the way, the bars, the strawberry Supergut bar.

00:37:24.160 Oh, my God.

00:37:24.880 Making me eyes roll back in the head moan.

00:37:28.020 It's heaven.

00:37:29.700 Back when people, back when they got, when we first got to understand a pleasure of sort of a yogurt covered anything, that kind of yogurt covered pretzel.

00:37:39.700 It reminds me of that.

00:37:41.460 It's delicious.

00:37:41.920 So good. Super gut is real. I'm ready to completely incorporate it with arms wide open into my daily life.

00:37:47.440 Yeah. So, so yeah, I'd love, I'd love a pallet of bars. Um, so I'm there and you know, it comes in a copper tin and the supplements are in there.

00:37:59.980 The Lima supplement.

00:38:00.240 So I'm holding the supplements in one hand, my drink in the other.

00:38:04.280 I'm staring at the television and I'm trying to sip down my...

00:38:09.280 I throw two pills or two supplement capsules in my mouth.

00:38:13.760 You're having a cocktail chase with bi. Am I right?

00:38:16.660 Bi is the mixer.

00:38:17.480 Remember I'm drinking Lima?

00:38:19.860 I mean, I'm coming around to take my Lima supplements at night in front of John Carpenter.

00:38:23.020 What's in the cup?

00:38:23.760 This is a story of ADD.

00:38:25.740 Or is it bi and gin?

00:38:28.860 G and B?

00:38:29.580 I've been making G&B.

00:38:32.740 I've been making V&B.

00:38:34.260 I've been making T&B.

00:38:37.380 Okay.

00:38:38.040 I mean,

00:38:38.340 depends on the flavor.

00:38:40.020 By the way,

00:38:41.180 from what I sound to it,

00:38:42.400 buy has some deep pockets.

00:38:44.500 Yeah. 0.67

00:38:44.800 If they can afford Sydney Sweeney,

00:38:46.840 they can certainly afford us.

00:38:49.020 We'd love to do a cocktail,

00:38:50.700 buy,

00:38:51.160 cocktails,

00:38:51.840 buy,

00:38:52.120 buy.

00:38:52.740 But it really is.

00:38:54.220 Buy,

00:38:54.300 buy cocktails.

00:38:55.320 Hello,

00:38:55.780 buy. 0.87

00:38:56.040 Buy the buy.

00:38:57.000 I mean,

00:38:57.280 by the way.

00:38:58.240 By the way.

00:38:59.260 Oh,

00:38:59.380 know you know well here's what it is it's you like that cocktail you're drinking by the way

00:39:04.560 it's bye you're like suave it's the whole like you'll never believe it suave right right it's

00:39:12.520 bye okay bye poog podcast at gmail.com bye for any no don't leave i was just about to fix you

00:39:21.880 another cocktail enjoy that drink bye wait where are you going

00:39:32.280 i thought we were having a nice time okay so oh my god you say bye and i say that's right you say

00:39:44.800 hello. Remember? Wait, that's

00:39:46.960 hello, hello.

00:39:49.080 I don't know why you say bye.

00:39:50.580 I say hello.

00:39:53.760 Wait, Janka,

00:39:54.600 what was the Beatles song we used to always sing?

00:39:56.440 That. Because every time I say hello to you,

00:39:58.560 I just think hello, hello.

00:40:01.240 I don't know why you say

00:40:02.660 bye. I say hello

00:40:04.520 to you.

00:40:09.280 Well, by the way, that's the ad.

00:40:10.900 Bye. No, no, no. The ad

00:40:12.700 is bye and then it goes hello, hello.

00:40:14.800 something like that yeah no no I'm with you I'm marinating I'm why say goodbye when you can say

00:40:21.120 no why say hello why say hello when you say goodbye goodbye goodbye but why say hello when

00:40:29.220 you when you could say goodbye I hear you but that's not that good I mean unless unless they're

00:40:34.740 really into the those girls used to say that a lot on their podcasts I think I think alone it

00:40:40.920 gets a little muddy yeah totally hang on so you're there with the buy with the g and b you're chasing

00:40:47.260 i don't remember what drink i have but yeah but i'm i pop two supplements in my in my mouth

00:40:53.460 i'm watching tv and i take a sip of my drink and i feeling that feeling you know when the ice won't

00:41:02.160 free the drink like you know like i sort of stock and you need to sort of rattle it i mean it doesn't

00:41:08.240 makes sense i guess the liquid comes around it's a great problem to have feeling usually yeah

00:41:11.760 usually it's melted in there right anyway i feel myself doing the kind of like iced coffee ice in

00:41:17.920 the thing shake to myself because the drink isn't coming yeah it's the lima wait what do you mean

00:41:25.560 i'm trying to take a sip of a copper cup of pills okay i'm like are the pills shaking in they because

00:41:35.920 of the way they're stuck together like kind of like you know not stuck stuck i don't want to

00:41:39.560 but you know they're i i feel them rattling towards me i think sort of almost like that

00:41:45.440 lightning that's almost like that's a lot of ice kind of feeling a lot of ice and then i go

00:41:50.860 chris look at me because like i'm constantly trying to reveal okay like this is add you know

00:41:57.260 what i mean so it's easy oh couldn't find my watch my apple watch you know i use one during

00:42:02.260 my workouts okay keep that heart rate up now i misplace it every day when i take it off the

00:42:10.340 shower it it disappears for three days i didn't have it to track my workout which is hell you

00:42:15.740 know because the feeling if you track your workouts suddenly it's like you feel like the 0.96

00:42:19.480 workout didn't happen if it's not in the app oh you're like is it even worth it so damn my watch

00:42:27.120 goes missing for a few days i know it's going to turn up i know it's in the house last night i find

00:42:31.800 it in the freezer i was about to say the fridge in the freezer freezer okay oh just sitting there

00:42:40.380 and and and you know what's really absurd i know how i did it how when i come downstairs i bring

00:42:47.760 down my ice pack that i sleep on because you know an ice pack is my pillow that i tuck under my neck

00:42:52.480 and that's how i sleep every night okay new information thought i knew you yeah so it's

00:42:57.560 the only way to sleep so cool the thoughts so okay we're gonna get to that later i bring down

00:43:02.660 my ice pack often at the same time i leave it on top of my home washer that you know sits outside

00:43:08.520 my thing i grab that and i grab my watch i just i'm not leaving my watch upstairs tonight i always

00:43:14.380 leave it upstairs i don't charge it i'm bringing it down bring it down bring it down and i'm

00:43:17.540 bringing down the ice pack so that it's ready for me i went put the ice pack in the freezer

00:43:22.580 got it

00:43:23.700 in goes the watch

00:43:24.740 because I'm already thinking about my bike

00:43:27.420 I once put my phone in the fridge

00:43:29.720 that's probably pretty common

00:43:30.980 glasses in the fridge is sort of a

00:43:33.860 classic ADD example

00:43:35.460 phone in the fridge once

00:43:36.300 wasn't in there long

00:43:38.140 there was another one

00:43:39.240 what was I looking for wait

00:43:41.440 it was something oblong

00:43:44.380 like

00:43:44.900 but it was something heavy enough

00:43:48.040 that it wasn't just like you know

00:43:49.940 having your glasses like on your head

00:43:52.260 and you can't find them, it was, it wasn't the Lima.

00:43:57.420 That's too heavy.

00:43:59.060 Oh, I know what it was.

00:43:59.960 It was one of my fountain pens.

00:44:01.400 Okay, special fountain pen.

00:44:02.820 Thick.

00:44:03.700 Okay, one I really like.

00:44:04.920 I decided I'm going to bring it upstairs with my journal.

00:44:07.560 And suddenly I can't find it.

00:44:09.960 I'm looking around, looking under things, looking in a bag.

00:44:13.660 I unzip my Tom bin.

00:44:15.420 Okay.

00:44:16.560 Really looking for this fountain pen, specific one. 1.00

00:44:20.060 Go, fuck it. 1.00

00:44:20.920 I guess I'm not going to be able to use it. 1.00

00:44:22.360 Head upstairs.

00:44:23.020 It's in my mouth.

00:44:23.840 And it's been in my mouth the whole time.

00:44:25.940 Stop.

00:44:26.360 Stop.

00:44:26.780 Okay.

00:44:28.960 Like a dog with a bone?

00:44:31.020 Not even.

00:44:31.800 It's sticking straight out like a tongue.

00:44:34.080 Okay.

00:44:35.020 Like a cigar.

00:44:36.220 So it's in my eyeline as I was searching.

00:44:41.540 I think those are some strong examples.

00:44:43.520 That's unbelievable.

00:44:45.700 So that's just...

00:44:46.880 And those are just...

00:44:48.180 It's like, who cares?

00:44:48.980 but those are just

00:44:50.840 Jacqueline what if we

00:44:52.040 what if I got us copies of ADHD 2.0

00:44:55.040 for the road

00:44:56.780 we sit there reading it together

00:44:58.920 two separate copies

00:45:00.300 two separate copies

00:45:01.740 I can take that and in one session

00:45:04.400 okay zip through and pull the highlights

00:45:07.000 for us

00:45:07.600 great

00:45:09.040 I don't think that's how you want to spend your half hour

00:45:12.920 or we could actually

00:45:13.920 we could both read it separately and then come and see what stuck

00:45:16.700 I think it could be huge

00:45:18.500 I'm just saying I don't think our time together

00:45:21.140 We want to be sitting in parallel

00:45:23.460 The time together

00:45:24.560 The time together is going to be

00:45:27.000 I'll probably cry when the tour's over

00:45:30.340 I'll probably cry when it's starting

00:45:32.700 I hated

00:45:35.020 Getting separated from you when we had our four night sleepover

00:45:37.600 Four night sleepover

00:45:39.440 Oh you know what I just remembered

00:45:41.400 Yeah

00:45:41.940 You have my remote charger

00:45:43.580 My um

00:45:45.140 I've been meaning to bring this up actually

00:45:47.500 you have been

00:45:49.280 I have something of yours

00:45:50.420 you've been

00:45:51.120 no I wasn't going to do that

00:45:52.580 quid pro quote

00:45:54.140 okay

00:45:54.560 no you've

00:45:55.740 there's been a hint of hostility

00:45:57.760 around

00:45:58.400 about the charger

00:45:58.960 having left the charger in my home

00:46:00.640 as though I did it

00:46:02.860 you took it

00:46:03.260 you took it

00:46:04.100 no

00:46:04.480 we went to Disneyland

00:46:05.540 you took it

00:46:06.140 no

00:46:06.300 everyone remembers

00:46:08.160 honey no

00:46:09.320 I know

00:46:09.780 are you ready

00:46:10.300 no no no

00:46:11.240 are you ready

00:46:12.220 even listeners are going to know

00:46:14.040 on this one

00:46:14.600 that I'm right

00:46:15.140 you ready

00:46:15.480 I can't wait to hire

00:46:16.840 You're a forensic pathologist.

00:46:18.680 Go ahead.

00:46:19.540 Tell me your side.

00:46:20.340 Everyone knows I'm right.

00:46:21.200 Everyone already knows I'm right.

00:46:23.120 Okay, are you ready?

00:46:23.840 They know that I'm right.

00:46:25.640 Guys, listen to me.

00:46:27.500 Listen to me. 1.00

00:46:28.120 Let's let her walk through her side. 1.00

00:46:29.660 Yeah.

00:46:30.460 Okay, guys.

00:46:31.740 You have the floor, sweetie.

00:46:33.380 Go ahead.

00:46:33.720 Okay, so this evidence is circumstantial, and yet I'm going to bring it up.

00:46:38.280 Okay?

00:46:38.560 To be clear, we're talking about a remote charger, an anchor cell phone charger.

00:46:43.880 Okay, just saying remote should reveal that you're here to be doubted here.

00:46:51.380 Okay, go ahead.

00:46:52.040 What's your side of the story, doll?

00:46:53.900 God, you're, you know, it's devastating because I feel fear you won't.

00:46:59.260 You took it with you. 1.00

00:47:00.060 Oh, you're such a fucking bitch. 1.00

00:47:02.620 Okay. 1.00

00:47:03.420 So before we went to Disneyland, I explicitly on this podcast spoke about how if you try to fucking not bring a fanny pack, 0.97

00:47:12.540 not bring a thing 0.96

00:47:13.560 that's big enough

00:47:14.420 yeah

00:47:15.340 okay

00:47:16.020 that then I'm gonna be saddled 1.00

00:47:17.720 with your shit 1.00

00:47:18.340 right right of course 1.00

00:47:19.160 okay I end up bringing a bag

00:47:20.600 at some point

00:47:21.440 you ask

00:47:22.520 can you hold this for me

00:47:24.600 in my bag it goes

00:47:25.920 hold this for me

00:47:27.760 okay

00:47:28.460 I am not expected

00:47:29.820 to remember that you put

00:47:30.940 something in my bag

00:47:31.840 this is not what happened

00:47:33.640 I say that was love

00:47:35.300 I had the charger

00:47:36.700 you think I popped

00:47:37.840 a little charge

00:47:38.660 off of your

00:47:39.420 off of your anchor

00:47:41.640 Here's where your face is going to drop and you're going to remember.

00:47:43.840 I have my own.

00:47:44.760 Here's where your face is going to drop and you're going to remember.

00:47:46.660 I never plugged into that white anchor.

00:47:49.000 You lost your phone.

00:47:49.820 I don't remember that.

00:47:50.820 On soaring over California.

00:47:52.780 Actually, we should acknowledge that.

00:47:54.040 On a ride, I did leave it behind on the soaring over California ride.

00:47:59.800 And your phone had died or something, and you asked to plug in your phone.

00:48:04.480 I remember you distinctly having your phone plugged into my charger.

00:48:09.100 and then it was just an honest mistake,

00:48:12.440 you took it home.

00:48:13.500 Now, I just want everyone for one second, okay?

00:48:17.020 Prepare to witness the reason that you can always

00:48:21.260 trust me in this life, okay?

00:48:24.560 Despite having no memory of that,

00:48:26.220 I consider it plausible

00:48:28.240 and I accept that that could have happened.

00:48:32.040 While not, however, okay?

00:48:34.620 you dropped me off that night didn't you exactly i did yeah and you didn't say where's my charger

00:48:43.320 okay it goes i forgot it goes in my bag i can't be responsible for what's left in there okay fair

00:48:49.040 okay but on both sides but you've continued to bring it up as though i don't think you're

00:48:55.340 holding it hostage i just want to remember to get it because i bought a second one out of

00:49:00.020 desperation. No, we were heading out of the country, but there was a tone where it was like

00:49:04.140 my charger. Yeah, you know, I can, I can, I can, I can take that there. I can, I can accept that,

00:49:10.160 you know, well, bring it on tour.

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00:53:00.380 It's almost too big to even speak about.

00:53:03.000 What, ADD?

00:53:03.760 Yeah, I have a project in the works for how I'm going to manage my own attention. And it involves audio queuing myself. I think I've talked about this on POOG actually, okay? But it's going to be audio queuing.

00:53:18.720 Is there a track that goes through the whole day?

00:53:20.180 Yes.

00:53:21.300 But there's modules.

00:53:22.860 I forgot I brought it up.

00:53:24.720 Worse, I forgot I thought of it.

00:53:26.680 No.

00:53:27.280 Okay, but there's going to be modules, I've decided, okay, where it's like the shower module.

00:53:35.260 Okay, I hit it and into the shower I go and it carries me through.

00:53:39.700 Now wash your hair.

00:53:41.500 Yeah.

00:53:42.920 And some of it might even become habitual eventually.

00:53:45.420 we have to listen to the track less and less i think so i think it might interesting

00:53:51.780 well i've completely fallen off meditation need to get back meditation reading journal

00:53:57.720 practice gone currently but i also think it's okay it's all fine sometimes you have to live 0.96

00:54:02.340 been journaling for years i've been fucking hitting that journal 0.96

00:54:06.040 fucking every morning for years trying to figure out my life i'm living now yeah yeah like truly 0.99

00:54:12.480 i've touched back in oh yeah but my daily kind of rumination processing over the goddamn yeah 0.99

00:54:22.600 dominic mochiano still up on the computer is it a u at the end or no i exited out of it 0.54

00:54:32.020 so i can't remember i think it was maybe a u shockingly i gotta say i think wooden spoon

00:54:37.560 or wooden spoons

00:54:41.580 like vinegar

00:54:43.180 really

00:54:43.660 that's a

00:54:45.420 strong item

00:54:46.700 in the holiday guide

00:54:48.640 I gotta say 0.99

00:54:49.260 it's fucking delicious 0.99

00:54:51.060 oh it's fucking good 0.99

00:54:52.620 it's fucking good 0.98

00:54:53.540 you know what that sound is 0.98

00:54:54.580 that's the Aromatech going

00:54:55.780 it's squirting out

00:54:57.240 isopropyl alcohol

00:54:58.920 that I put in

00:54:59.520 to clean it out

00:55:00.260 pretty interesting right

00:55:01.800 so I can try a new scent

00:55:02.860 I'm excited to set up

00:55:05.040 my Aromatech

00:55:05.640 that's for sure

00:55:06.480 I want to look up

00:55:09.500 Did you hear me say that my mother told me to whiten my teeth?

00:55:13.560 Oh

00:55:13.960 I think you texted me

00:55:16.020 I was hanging out with my mom

00:55:17.500 We're chatting, she goes

00:55:19.100 You should whiten your teeth

00:55:21.000 Jesus

00:55:21.660 Trying to say it in a light way

00:55:25.120 God 1.00

00:55:26.160 And I go, oh yeah, bitch 1.00

00:55:29.460 And by the way, I want to be clear 1.00

00:55:32.320 Are hers perfectly white?

00:55:33.960 No, but I want to be clear 0.98

00:55:35.380 she goes my teeth 1.00

00:55:36.240 she goes your teeth

00:55:37.340 should be whiter than mine

00:55:38.320 but she just got

00:55:40.000 she said that 0.99

00:55:40.500 listen

00:55:40.900 and I can say this

00:55:42.400 my teeth are not yellow

00:55:44.000 like absolutely not

00:55:45.100 and they're not

00:55:46.480 what we don't want

00:55:47.320 which is like the KTLA

00:55:48.480 like good morning

00:55:49.380 like the fake white

00:55:51.020 thing that people do

00:55:52.000 sometimes it's crazy

00:55:52.880 but I will say

00:55:54.800 I'm like

00:55:55.180 okay yeah

00:55:55.800 they could stand to be

00:55:56.600 a little bit whiter

00:55:57.620 don't they always say

00:55:58.500 whites of the eyes

00:55:59.360 they should match

00:55:59.860 the whites of the eyes

00:56:00.840 yeah exactly

00:56:01.160 no whiter than the whites

00:56:02.200 of your eyes

00:56:02.600 and so I'm like

00:56:03.300 okay should they also

00:56:04.120 be bloodshot

00:56:05.060 my eyes are just

00:56:07.060 you know

00:56:07.440 very sensitive

00:56:08.060 and they're permanently

00:56:08.880 bloodshot

00:56:09.580 I gotta look up

00:56:10.960 what the brand is

00:56:11.720 that I am using

00:56:12.780 I got it at Erewhon

00:56:13.940 it was a natural

00:56:14.780 I swear to God

00:56:17.040 to not be recognized

00:56:18.200 in Erewhon

00:56:18.900 was there not 1.00

00:56:21.580 a single hag in there 1.00

00:56:22.700 oh wow 1.00

00:56:23.300 that really looked like

00:56:24.360 you just appeared

00:56:25.220 in front of the

00:56:25.940 what

00:56:26.280 wait what is that

00:56:27.440 I mean other than

00:56:28.300 a photo of you

00:56:29.100 can you believe

00:56:32.020 is that you

00:56:32.780 yeah I just took that

00:56:34.720 to check my teeth

00:56:36.240 I took it just now

00:56:37.700 let me see what happens

00:56:38.640 if I take a photo of myself

00:56:39.780 and hold it up

00:56:40.420 I'm just curious

00:56:41.120 I don't think this will work

00:56:42.280 for radio

00:56:42.940 as I've said

00:56:45.300 1,000 times

00:56:46.600 it works

00:56:47.760 as I said 1,000 times

00:56:49.140 Steve Martin's

00:56:50.040 classic comedy albums

00:56:51.440 were

00:56:51.900 often full of visual gags

00:56:54.320 it's true

00:56:55.800 yeah

00:57:03.440 I think that you came rolling into frame and it was sort of like she there yeah it was shocking

00:57:10.880 whites the whites are gonna be white by the Christmas let's take a quick look at the old

00:57:16.560 screen grabs because I know I've put some things in there you know I'm saying when you told me 0.72

00:57:22.020 about oh oh oh oh here's a little something a new item that I'm obsessed with do you know what this

00:57:27.580 is Jacqueline? I've been to

00:57:29.640 Texas Steel. Is that a knife?

00:57:31.720 What is that? Oh, I know what that

00:57:33.700 is. A comedone extractor

00:57:35.600 as they say. So when I went to get

00:57:37.720 a hydrafacial, 1.00

00:57:40.300 the woman starts using this on me. 1.00

00:57:41.560 I go, oh my fuck. 1.00

00:57:43.840 Just gently out of the shower 1.00

00:57:45.320 to, so it's like a zit popper.

00:57:47.920 You've probably seen it, folks. Stainless

00:57:49.700 Steel has two sides. Classic, the little thing,

00:57:51.500 the little tool. They've been selling versions

00:57:53.560 at Sephora since 1996. Since 1904.

00:57:56.140 This motherfucker 1.00

00:57:57.100 works to not 1.00

00:57:59.380 I'm not talking about

00:58:00.100 popping zits

00:58:00.920 I'm talking about

00:58:01.520 just getting rid of dead skin

00:58:02.560 out of the shower

00:58:03.280 yeah

00:58:03.760 scrape scrape

00:58:05.360 scrape the skin clean

00:58:06.940 I needed a dermatologist 0.98

00:58:08.060 to come on air here 0.97

00:58:09.820 and say IOTA yet

00:58:11.060 because it's

00:58:12.200 I've been

00:58:12.820 you know what I've been doing

00:58:13.620 the body cleanser

00:58:14.000 body cleanser plus the body serum

00:58:15.780 and then the lotion

00:58:18.020 and then the matcha lotion

00:58:19.220 I haven't used that yet

00:58:19.960 they sent serum

00:58:20.820 and I asked for it

00:58:21.580 okay I gotta get on

00:58:22.400 so I think they did

00:58:23.160 I think you probably said

00:58:24.120 I'll have the same

00:58:24.760 okay great

00:58:25.420 by the way

00:58:25.660 I'm wearing it actually right now

00:58:27.620 Belle de Nuit

00:58:29.000 Belle de Nuit lingerie 1.00

00:58:31.600 What are you wearing you little slut 1.00

00:58:33.560 What is that 1.00

00:58:34.140 It's a bralette

00:58:37.140 Mesh and ribbon

00:58:39.600 She's reached out again

00:58:42.040 I'm like really

00:58:43.920 You can't tell but it's green

00:58:45.680 She makes beautiful lingerie

00:58:47.960 Belle de Nuit 1.00

00:58:50.680 I'm going to get a full slut outfit 1.00

00:58:52.660 A full Christmas slut 1.00

00:58:54.240 Really good stuff.

00:58:55.520 Collars.

00:58:56.620 And where everything has these metal. 1.00

00:58:58.140 She makes a crazy thing. 1.00

00:58:59.220 Don't you have it that like squeezes your ass up and out? 1.00

00:59:01.700 It's like insane. 1.00

00:59:02.640 Yeah.

00:59:02.920 It's like, I think it's called, it's like the dress.

00:59:05.700 And one of them is called the Holloway.

00:59:07.160 And I was like, I wonder if it's after Joanie.

00:59:09.580 And it is.

00:59:10.520 Rightly.

00:59:11.140 Yeah.

00:59:11.320 Okay.

00:59:11.880 She explains it in the thing.

00:59:13.660 But anyway.

00:59:14.820 I know.

00:59:15.220 I wonder if I have it right here.

00:59:16.300 Your boyfriend must have lost his mind.

00:59:19.220 What?

00:59:20.400 Your boyfriend must have lost his mind.

00:59:22.420 Oh.

00:59:22.680 must have lost his

00:59:24.880 mind

00:59:25.520 is that a line from

00:59:28.640 madman no it sounds

00:59:30.400 no it's not a line as it came out 1.00

00:59:32.860 I go this is not this is stupid 1.00

00:59:34.920 oh you were just speaking to me 0.99

00:59:36.680 I was just talking about you pushing 1.00

00:59:38.700 your ass up in that skirt 1.00

00:59:40.700 thing it's like it's be like if 1.00

00:59:42.580 if you tied a ribbon

00:59:44.380 around yeah not

00:59:46.680 not around your body

00:59:49.060 no around the cheeks themselves

00:59:50.660 to make a perfect 1.00

00:59:53.100 area to fuck. 1.00

00:59:56.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:56.880 And yeah, it kind of

00:59:59.080 calls to mind

01:00:00.980 the look of stockings

01:00:03.160 and a garter in this way.

01:00:04.360 Yeah, it's like fetish-y.

01:00:06.400 But then there's like, but it's very pretty.

01:00:08.520 And then there's like these circles.

01:00:10.660 What's the word I'm looking for? Like a metal fucking circle. 0.99

01:00:12.500 A ring. 0.99

01:00:14.180 And then like things can attach.

01:00:16.380 Anyway, building a ring is really lovely.

01:00:17.960 You could get into a lot of trouble this Christmas

01:00:22.260 So there's stuff

01:00:23.260 Santa's about to get 0.99

01:00:25.900 Raging boners 1.00

01:00:28.000 Santa can make it down the chimney

01:00:34.140 But can he make it back up?

01:00:37.000 Santa's not going to make it back up the chimney 1.00

01:00:39.140 With that cock so hard and erect 1.00

01:00:41.280 That's what you mean, right? 1.00

01:00:43.660 Exactly what I meant

01:00:45.140 that's actually a pretty good get work at a college writing uh like perverted greeting

01:00:50.480 cards for this company and it was all like jokes like they they acknowledged the artistry of my

01:00:57.760 work and i think they they said they'd be in touch in the future but it was like you know

01:01:01.280 about stuffing my stocking and then and then i'd write like visual colon and i would write like

01:01:05.760 what the visual should be yeah oh what would it be which was funny it was all like yeah it was like

01:01:12.180 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 Chimney.

01:01:16.200 Yeah.

01:01:17.020 Chimney head.

01:01:25.340 Yeah.

01:01:26.000 So anyway, yeah. 1.00

01:01:27.200 Hopefully her stuff will fly off the shelves. 1.00

01:01:28.960 And she's like a small business owner.

01:01:32.160 So, I mean, fast is all I'm saying.

01:01:34.100 It's good that.

01:01:34.540 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:36.960 Oh my God.

01:01:38.680 I just love this podcast.

01:01:42.800 What was I going to do?

01:01:44.160 What was I going to tell you?

01:01:46.020 What was I going to tell you?

01:01:48.360 Not for the faint of heart.

01:01:50.620 Pug podcast.

01:01:55.900 People with their shows.

01:02:00.620 What was I going to say?

01:02:02.020 I haven't got my hair cut in a while or something.

01:02:03.820 Oh, but the body serum from Iota.

01:02:05.320 Yes.

01:02:05.480 So, one of my main interests now is body serum.

01:02:13.300 I know.

01:02:14.060 I know, honey.

01:02:15.800 Okay.

01:02:16.500 Now, that's one we've got in the mix.

01:02:18.500 I'm happy to try others.

01:02:20.140 Unitard Roundup continues.

01:02:22.540 People need to reach out directly with their active wear recs.

01:02:26.640 Great.

01:02:27.460 I tried to court live the process.

01:02:30.500 They scoffed at me. 0.99

01:02:32.480 Damn embarrassing for them. 0.98

01:02:33.780 They scoffed at me in the DM. 0.98

01:02:35.480 oh what they say what they say they were like i was like sweetie we don't know what i meant was

01:02:40.200 no and what i meant was like i was like because i was like well like brands like we beg like part

01:02:45.520 of the gag is that we beg for stuff for free on the on the podcast and people are really excited

01:02:51.040 when the brands come through for their favorite hacks for their girls okay and it's kind of a gag

01:02:58.220 but nonetheless love to try i'm doing a unitard roundup talking about my favorite actor and it

01:03:04.240 It was like, they're like, oh, ha, ha, ha.

01:03:08.680 Silence.

01:03:09.700 Ouch.

01:03:10.200 It was.

01:03:11.160 Well, I'll put out, I'm going to put out a little call with my new Bambino lifestyle.

01:03:14.460 Calling all espresso players, espresso beans.

01:03:17.400 I purchased, I'm excited to try the Life Boost espresso beans.

01:03:21.080 I hate to even tell you, but I bought blue bottle espresso beans.

01:03:26.100 I'm moaning in the morning.

01:03:27.860 Yeah.

01:03:28.140 They make a good product.

01:03:29.280 They know they make a good product.

01:03:31.300 Yeah.

01:03:31.720 And they're done apologizing for it.

01:03:33.840 And so are you.

01:03:35.400 Yeah, absolutely.

01:03:36.620 I wonder if I should... 1.00

01:03:37.840 I know they've become the symbol of gentrification, but fuck, the beans are good. 0.99

01:03:42.420 What? 0.99

01:03:42.660 I could get the Bambino Plus with the discount in order to sort of share in a lifestyle with you.

01:03:50.700 But Kate, how did you choose a grinder?

01:03:54.540 So glad you asked.

01:03:56.200 I looked up strategists, grinders, and such.

01:04:02.400 And you didn't get it from Breville?

01:04:04.280 No, they didn't sell it.

01:04:05.620 I was staying at this very fancy woman's Airbnb.

01:04:10.140 I'm sorry, not an Airbnb, her apartment.

01:04:12.060 Terrifying to say Airbnb instead of apartment.

01:04:14.860 It just slipped out.

01:04:16.800 I was staying at a friend,

01:04:19.580 allowed me to stay at her beautiful apartment

01:04:21.200 in New York City.

01:04:22.340 And she was outfitted with a Chemex 1.00

01:04:24.140 and she had a fancy grinder. 0.99

01:04:25.840 It was this, the cock is it called? 0.97

01:04:28.580 You said Encore earlier in the episode. 0.96

01:04:30.200 Yeah, there's two things. It's called two things. And by the way, in my coffee research,

01:04:35.480 everyone says to me, they go, everyone says, the grinder is as important as the coffee maker.

01:04:42.020 Can you believe that? I'm going to say it again.

01:04:43.680 No, yeah. What does that remind me of? There's something like that.

01:04:45.980 The grinder is as important as the coffee maker. I know. What is that?

01:04:48.220 It's real sick in, sick out. 1.00

01:04:50.500 God damn. So this grinder, this is the one that was recommended a lot. The Baratza Encore, 0.99

01:04:55.560 150 it's running you 150 i go god holy shit the flavors that are pouring out of my bambino 0.51

01:05:05.200 seem to tell me that it's worth every penny oh my god wait nespresso i mean i didn't realize

01:05:10.880 that was under the breville i should have known it's interesting and then i look up i look up

01:05:15.820 this um someone told me there's a coffee grinder it's like 15 000 no you imagine no and then yeah

01:05:23.320 That's hysterical.

01:05:24.800 It's so funny.

01:05:27.100 And then there are espresso makers that cost like 20K.

01:05:29.700 I want to know what espresso maker David Beckham has

01:05:32.160 in the David Beckham Netflix thing.

01:05:34.640 Why?

01:05:35.000 Started watching it.

01:05:36.800 I mean.

01:05:38.000 Charmed by him.

01:05:38.920 Let me just see.

01:05:40.680 Because others have Googled.

01:05:42.040 I don't want to party.

01:05:42.960 I don't want to talk to girls.

01:05:44.040 I just want to play soccer.

01:05:45.640 I mean, something's going on there.

01:05:47.040 He's not.

01:05:48.160 David Beckham.

01:05:48.860 What do you call it?

01:05:49.960 Normative brain.

01:05:50.800 he's got

01:05:51.640 he's got a special

01:05:53.180 little

01:05:53.520 neurodivergent

01:05:54.380 is what you're looking for

01:05:55.420 wait I can't see

01:05:56.680 oh yeah

01:05:57.140 this guy is not

01:05:58.520 he's not walking

01:05:59.840 in a straight line

01:06:00.620 so to speak

01:06:01.320 he's something

01:06:02.160 he's got a little

01:06:03.560 he's got a fun little

01:06:04.640 twist him up up there

01:06:05.660 which has given him

01:06:06.540 and I mean the gods

01:06:07.540 are acting through him

01:06:08.300 he's mythological

01:06:09.080 well here it is

01:06:09.760 I found it

01:06:10.700 I found it

01:06:11.860 and he's so

01:06:12.580 clean and neat

01:06:13.800 it's unbelievably

01:06:14.700 my man's out here

01:06:15.920 calling his 6k

01:06:16.860 this is someone

01:06:17.580 writing online

01:06:18.500 calling his 6k

01:06:19.940 machine temperamental. Oh, while I wake up every morning and bow down to my Bambino and smart

01:06:26.400 grinder. Wait, are you dying? Who's a 6,000? Just someone in a message thing. Wait, hold on.

01:06:33.700 I want to say something. When I was working, when I was making my Bambino coffee earlier, I go,

01:06:38.200 what's this going to lead to? Me becoming so obsessed, you know, later down in the life,

01:06:41.960 you know, you have the vision of your life, right? I go, oh, one day I'm going to buy the

01:06:46.520 fanciest coffee maker someone can make.

01:06:48.800 And I go, and what?

01:06:50.460 Miss my Bambino? Miss my

01:06:52.380 $300 Bambino?

01:06:54.320 These $2,000 Breville

01:06:56.360 espresso machines?

01:06:58.540 I'm not buying it.

01:07:00.760 I've got my Bambino right here.

01:07:02.280 I go, I don't even

01:07:04.120 dream of an upgrade.

01:07:06.100 This is the upgrade.

01:07:07.300 Yeah.

01:07:08.440 No, it's not always.

01:07:12.680 Although

01:07:13.100 within the Bambino line,

01:07:15.300 David Beckham and Victoria Beckham being madly in love still.

01:07:19.480 I love it.

01:07:20.140 Don't believe the propaganda.

01:07:21.340 You can't have it forever.

01:07:23.120 Them being so in love.

01:07:24.300 You can, you said.

01:07:25.100 Yeah, you can.

01:07:25.880 Don't believe the propaganda.

01:07:26.900 You can.

01:07:27.220 You said can in a way that you're heading towards a T.

01:07:30.520 No, no.

01:07:30.800 The propaganda is so strong in the culture.

01:07:33.120 You can be in love.

01:07:33.600 Blah Marzocco?

01:07:34.940 Marzocco. 0.95

01:07:35.980 Linnea Mia.

01:07:36.940 Sorry. 0.89

01:07:37.560 Linnea Mini?

01:07:39.360 Wait.

01:07:40.420 Leah Remini?

01:07:41.000 What are you saying over there?

01:07:42.380 I lost the thread.

01:07:43.500 Hold on.

01:07:44.780 Pages can't be found.

01:07:46.040 I don't know.

01:07:46.440 I found it and then I lost it.

01:07:48.140 I got distracted.

01:07:49.180 She lost the thread, folks.

01:07:51.420 And that's okay.

01:07:53.220 Listen to me.

01:07:54.220 We're going to read ADD 2.0.

01:07:56.240 We're going to get into it.

01:07:57.200 We're going to educate ourselves and others

01:07:58.900 because we're holding on by a thread here

01:08:00.780 and we're losing the thread.

01:08:02.940 But hey, maybe that's the episode title.

01:08:04.940 Oh, wait.

01:08:05.280 Losing the thread.

01:08:06.680 I knew there was something amiss.

01:08:08.040 What?

01:08:08.480 I knew there was something amiss.

01:08:09.940 I do have one strategy

01:08:11.340 that I've been employing successfully

01:08:12.840 that isn't the full audio.

01:08:14.780 led to the full audio thing. So what I've been doing is, it's been hugely revealing.

01:08:18.560 Let's say I just, I need to get out the door. Okay. We're going on a walk. And I realized that

01:08:22.960 what is needed is socks, which are upstairs. I need to put on my shoes. I need to put on SPF.

01:08:28.960 Okay. So I go, I go, socks, shoes, SPF to get out the door. Socks, shoes, SPF to get out the door.

01:08:37.620 I say it until I've done it. I do that. I repeat it over and over again aloud.

01:08:42.120 Now, what happens is, but I mean nonstop for three minutes, okay, for as long as it takes.

01:08:49.960 And guess what?

01:08:50.560 I have stopped in the middle and tried to start projects going, I could just do this

01:08:54.740 really quick.

01:08:55.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:56.340 Right.

01:08:56.920 I hear you.

01:08:57.560 It's very revealing.

01:08:59.640 I recommend others try it.

01:09:02.200 Well, love you.

01:09:03.420 Jesus.

01:09:04.020 When you're done, you're done.

01:09:05.340 All right.

01:09:05.560 Love you.

01:09:07.540 She's an actress, but boy.

01:09:09.180 Boy, do you at times refuse to act.

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01:10:44.600 Was this before he wrote his stories?

01:10:46.320 It must have been.

01:10:47.680 Okay, I don't think that's true.

01:10:49.700 I'm telling you.

01:10:51.060 I was a spy.

01:10:52.580 Listen to The Secret World of Roald Dahl

01:10:54.580 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

01:10:57.220 or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:10:59.620 The more you listen to your kids,

01:11:02.060 the closer you'll be.

01:11:03.200 So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

01:11:07.660 I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to.

01:11:09.900 I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success.

01:11:16.680 Listening is a form of love.

01:11:18.900 Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at SoundItOutTogether.org.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - November 07, 2023

Losing the Thread

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