Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - August 26, 2025


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50 minutes

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557

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00:00:00.000 two best friends both alike in dignity nurturing phantoms and courting the muse
00:00:07.220 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves
00:00:13.240 to seek but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time
00:00:17.920 hello hello hi you know this remember this this whole thing i got into
00:00:26.200 the uh jackman's holding up a 80d clock another time timer another visual timer now
00:00:34.280 i was looking at these on amazon uk i got my own i got a prime uk account haven't ordered a single
00:00:40.240 thing and i'm looking at time timer and i'm thinking about it put it i got it i walk into
00:00:45.500 one of those like charity shops there it is what do i see this oh it's amazing yeah you must have
00:00:50.740 been so excited now i wrote yes now i wrote on this thinking it was i have a sharpie and i have
00:00:56.640 a dry erase wrong one oh no that's okay you doctoring that is hysterical by the way me
00:01:04.400 doctoring it you having a better system i had an idea i carved up uh the clock into pieces of the
00:01:12.040 pie and i was going to write little things in there that i was going to talk about during those
00:01:15.400 segments on stage now fine whatever right
00:01:19.320 but i have the one thing i have in my mind that i was excited about talking about
00:01:27.360 all right so you know how i go to my place the brunswick uh book club i mean i don't know what
00:01:33.980 it's called but yes your local place where i get my tomatoes okay oh so i've gone every day right
00:01:39.500 i get my tomatoes i get whatever but the main thing that i get right is the glass of ice and
00:01:45.240 the two double shot and they've taken to calling it double double okay the boy the boys okay they're
00:01:53.500 like double double i'm like yeah right yeah today i go in i mean i go in every morning right and
00:01:59.220 they go your spot's empty or whatever right go to my spot wow today i go in the guy they're so
00:02:04.700 sweet it's the literal i was just like reflecting on how it was the regular literal dream right
00:02:11.220 So today I'm like, hi, right?
00:02:13.040 And it's like kind of like it's almost like every day is an inside joke in which like, you know, I'm back, right?
00:02:20.000 It's like inherently a joke, but also not. 0.96
00:02:22.500 Anyway, today he goes, you're going to die. 0.99
00:02:25.440 You're going to die. 0.96
00:02:26.320 He goes, we all start the day with double doubles now.
00:02:29.920 No.
00:02:31.480 Yes.
00:02:32.600 Yes.
00:02:33.120 That's incredible.
00:02:35.140 I go, no, you don't.
00:02:37.180 He goes, yeah, we do.
00:02:39.320 that's so cute i was like i'm moving in upstairs and just just to be clear the double double
00:02:46.800 the double double is is four shots well it's that thing if one pulls two shots then it's yeah yeah
00:02:53.500 i got it yeah damn you're making me want that it's good okay oh i'm gonna get a cold brew after
00:02:57.880 this so excited and honestly that is the masculinity we need the courage to say yielding we all 0.98
00:03:06.620 started yeah yeah you actually knew instead of a brittle masculinity okay which they never tell me
00:03:15.320 right oh of course of course and i literally controlled myself from texting you okay the group
00:03:20.320 i was like well please don't control yourself next time no no i had to wait i was like i have to
00:03:25.280 drop it live save it for air that's that's just really fucking sweet and then he goes because 0.70
00:03:30.620 like yesterday I'd ordered like a like a soy cappuccino to mix it up slow it down 0.72
00:03:36.540 and he had reacted like really strongly and then today's like so are you getting the double double
00:03:41.940 or are you doing something crazy with the soy like and that's when he told and I'm like you know
00:03:46.500 and that's when he told me and I was like I'm sitting there at my my usual spot by the window
00:03:51.500 something starts like spitting right just these tiny little bits and I'm like oh like there's
00:03:56.740 water something like there's rain coming in whatever it's spitting on me but it's just
00:04:00.240 enough i move over i'm like i move over a seat i'm fine yeah okay they come over they're like
00:04:04.580 do you want to move i'm like no i moved over i'm fine they're like no careful right i move across
00:04:10.180 the room it starts like raining in that room okay no yes there's like a so scotland there's like a
00:04:17.260 bucket it's raining in the bucket and it's raining all around the restaurant continues it was heaven
00:04:22.720 on earth. I love that. And then I got the vegan pot pie. Oh, Kate, it was unbelievable. It was
00:04:35.000 unbelievable. It was a shepherd's pie is what I'm trying to say, right?
00:04:43.180 Potatoes, okay, the top golden brown, mince meat of the vegan variety inside.
00:04:49.240 Meanwhile, I'm going to buy ground beef tonight.
00:04:51.480 You know, I've never cooked ground beef.
00:04:52.800 Isn't that bizarre?
00:04:53.360 Your fears?
00:04:54.800 Yeah, my fears.
00:04:55.680 It's actually the easiest one to cook.
00:04:57.540 I know.
00:04:58.340 And I've gotten in my head.
00:05:00.100 I'm like, I'm making a deconstructed burger bowl.
00:05:03.080 Because I've been so poised into Instagram.
00:05:05.460 So I'm seeing like protein recipes and like snatched waste dinners.
00:05:10.320 Like whatever.
00:05:11.560 Like beyond.
00:05:12.300 And then the other night, and I was like, I actually have to put it down.
00:05:15.620 I'm going to make, I'm already like, I'm making a cottage cheese chocolate.
00:05:18.640 double cheesecake you got you got cottaged i got coffee because they they they i think they
00:05:24.920 purchased big cottage i know big cottage mansion came can you imagine that company i want to be
00:05:32.120 if they're christmas a company called mansion but they're the cottage people do you see they're big
00:05:37.460 cottage so they're mansion sorry it took me a second mansion cheese um because by the way though
00:05:44.840 mansion cheese i mean i i they could figure out how to do a cottage out of an almond yeah i bet
00:05:53.860 they could they can do anything now i uh i mean there's so much to say so what are you making a
00:05:59.000 deconstructed burger ball i'm just gonna do a burger ball so i think it's gonna be ground beef
00:06:03.200 you know sweet potatoes avocado i officially i don't know no i'm not in sweet potato i'm not
00:06:10.560 hearing burger okay okay i guess i guess sweet potato fries yeah i guess it's not a burger yeah
00:06:16.780 it's not a burger bowl it's not a burger bowl it's not a burger bowl i i ignore me but we'll
00:06:22.040 see we'll see if i i'll post pictures of the special sauce pictures of my special protein bowl
00:06:26.960 somewhere and my special dessert that i'm gonna make yesterday but wait instagram is selling me
00:06:33.440 things i'm buying them no i got fed an account this is always exciting i got after you got the
00:06:37.640 Hylou or whatever, right?
00:06:39.800 Oh, I know.
00:06:40.280 They know you're –
00:06:41.060 Which I haven't touched.
00:06:42.720 I touched it three times.
00:06:44.100 Ever since you discovered that, like –
00:06:45.480 $200.
00:06:46.480 The lymph. 1.00
00:06:46.780 Fucking gone. 1.00
00:06:47.840 No. 1.00
00:06:48.140 I know. 1.00
00:06:48.840 And meanwhile, I've been waking up going, Kate has a Hizu. 0.96
00:06:51.740 By the way, my neck hurts right now. 0.98
00:06:54.240 By the way, because guess what?
00:06:56.540 At home workouts, I have a new –
00:06:58.360 No. 1.00
00:06:59.060 Melissa Wood Health, move over. 0.99
00:07:00.960 No.
00:07:01.280 I've got a new –
00:07:03.080 What is that? 1.00
00:07:04.980 This is the Hizu, bitch. 1.00
00:07:06.620 Oh. 1.00
00:07:07.640 I thought it was the new workout.
00:07:14.700 I was like, what's that?
00:07:17.160 I'm so depressed that it's not plugged in.
00:07:19.300 I can't do it right now.
00:07:20.200 I need it. 1.00
00:07:20.780 Oh, fuck, because mommy needs it. 1.00
00:07:22.720 I love those firm nodules that massage under a piece of cloth. 1.00
00:07:27.860 Guess what?
00:07:28.220 I'm plugging it in.
00:07:29.380 The Hi-Zoo plugs in with just an iPhone cable.
00:07:33.480 Oh, wait, right.
00:07:34.100 Kate, I literally forgot that that's what the haizu is.
00:07:38.600 You know what I was thinking it was?
00:07:40.300 What?
00:07:40.820 The vibrating plate.
00:07:42.780 Oh, no, honey, but I was on the vibrating plate yesterday for 10 minutes.
00:07:45.660 So that is holding on.
00:07:45.900 It's funny you should bring it up.
00:07:46.920 That's holding on.
00:07:47.620 But I hadn't done it in like two weeks.
00:07:55.320 Honey love has come through, and I got to say, folks, yeah, you know I love a bodysuit.
00:07:59.700 I don't like to perform without some kind of bodysuit so that if I want to go upside
00:08:04.920 down, right, as I may, if I want to act something out, but I'm in a t-shirt and jeans, I like
00:08:10.640 to know that I've got something under there.
00:08:13.280 So yeah, I've worn a Honey Love.
00:08:14.640 You know it.
00:08:15.440 Now, before I get into it, I'm just going to say, folks, when you hear me say the call
00:08:18.660 to action twice, it's because that's how they track sales.
00:08:21.780 All right.
00:08:22.480 I'm always drawn to things that have a structural appearance to them.
00:08:25.840 And the Honey Love has this sort of cross that goes around.
00:08:29.020 It's very like a ballet shoe yet around the torso.
00:08:34.300 So I was drawn to it.
00:08:36.100 So I wear this kind of thing on stage.
00:08:38.360 I wear this when I'm not looking to have some kind of underwire popping up, people seeing what's going.
00:08:45.640 Sometimes you just want something you all know.
00:08:48.360 I like a sports bra, right?
00:08:49.580 The simplicity of it.
00:08:51.360 And so a Honey Love is kind of splitting the difference, right?
00:08:54.520 The Honey Love design so that you're not pulling it down.
00:08:57.940 You're not tugging it around.
00:08:59.020 that's kind of the way it works. I have this in a special drawer where I keep my, the kind of
00:09:04.500 things that I like to wear under other things that make it a little bit freer. So I can go upside
00:09:09.180 down. I can spin around. And I know that no matter what I do, it doesn't matter if my shirt gets
00:09:14.200 caught in my teeth. I've got something that looks attractive. It is clearly a bodysuit underneath.
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00:10:36.540 So it happened to me.
00:10:37.900 Yesterday, I woke up rested.
00:10:40.480 No.
00:10:40.860 I had to wake up at 7 a.m.
00:10:42.140 Doll's eyes?
00:10:42.500 6.45.
00:10:43.420 Doll's eyes?
00:10:43.920 Well, no, no, no.
00:10:44.600 Alarm.
00:10:45.760 And I go, what?
00:10:46.840 But so I've been, listen, I've been trying to really focus on daily movement, even if it's only 15 minutes, even if I'm doing my walks, but I'm really trying to come back to hearth.
00:11:01.100 Come back to earth.
00:11:02.880 I heard hearth.
00:11:03.360 I said hearth.
00:11:04.380 Hearth doesn't make sense.
00:11:05.460 I'm saying it more just for the –
00:11:07.060 Sorry, I heard hearth. 1.00
00:11:07.560 I'm more saying hearth for the feminine hearth.
00:11:12.000 And I've been totally locked into the aura ring. 0.99
00:11:16.260 I want the newest model.
00:11:17.600 Can we take a second?
00:11:19.280 Okay, because I've been—
00:11:20.340 Because of whoop?
00:11:21.200 I know.
00:11:21.860 No.
00:11:22.140 Is that what you're going to say?
00:11:22.940 No, but get in the frame.
00:11:25.320 The people need the rest of your forehead, okay?
00:11:27.580 Okay, sorry.
00:11:28.280 Okay.
00:11:28.760 I mean, I think.
00:11:30.220 Maybe it doesn't matter, but—
00:11:30.900 They want it.
00:11:31.960 Yeah.
00:11:33.740 So, I mean, you're still—oh, no, but maybe it doesn't show at all.
00:11:38.860 Yeah, there she is.
00:11:39.880 There she is, boys.
00:11:41.700 Okay.
00:11:41.900 So let's all take a moment to celebrate as a community that Kate Berlant has come around to wearable technology, okay?
00:11:54.280 Okay.
00:11:54.720 Look, my feet flew.
00:11:56.500 My toes – okay, you couldn't see it.
00:11:59.840 They pointed in excitement, and I go, she can't see, and I brought them up, okay?
00:12:04.380 Okay, Kate Berlant has come around to wearable deck.
00:12:12.660 And you know what I think one thing that happened?
00:12:15.580 Yes, tell me.
00:12:16.460 A woman, an acquaintance, maybe a notch above an acquaintance, but not much more.
00:12:20.520 Beautiful woman.
00:12:21.300 I think I told you.
00:12:22.760 Naturally.
00:12:23.380 Maybe I said, she won't listen to this, so I'm safe.
00:12:26.240 But I saw her and she was wearing an Oura Ring, a silver one.
00:12:30.680 And I was like, I wear an Oura Ring too.
00:12:33.260 Remember my plan?
00:12:34.460 I was like, they just need a little something that goes and attaches to the aura room.
00:12:39.100 Like jewelry.
00:12:40.820 Remember, I was like, we're going to make millions.
00:12:43.480 No, I don't remember.
00:12:44.340 What would attach to it?
00:12:46.020 A jewel?
00:12:47.160 No, no.
00:12:47.760 Something to hide what it is.
00:12:48.980 It is.
00:12:51.000 You finally accepted it.
00:12:52.260 I'm not wearing it all the time.
00:12:53.600 I'm not wearing it.
00:12:54.740 I know, totally.
00:12:55.760 The way having a baby now is status.
00:12:57.500 I'm not wearing it all the time.
00:13:01.280 But listen, yesterday, yesterday.
00:13:03.920 Okay.
00:13:04.120 So also, hello.
00:13:05.080 I want to say they're not paying me.
00:13:06.740 Fatty 15.
00:13:07.640 I'm reintegrating Fatty 15.
00:13:09.640 I'm back.
00:13:09.960 I don't understand.
00:13:10.580 Ricky Lake is really pushing it online.
00:13:12.240 It's working for me.
00:13:13.380 Pia's pushing Fatty 15.
00:13:14.860 Oh, my God. 0.85
00:13:15.580 The way you. 1.00
00:13:15.920 Some other random ho. 1.00
00:13:16.900 How does Pia get to you at this point? 1.00
00:13:20.180 Is it Instagram still?
00:13:21.520 Stories.
00:13:22.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:22.880 Okay.
00:13:23.880 And I've seen her out and about, and she's such a doll.
00:13:26.440 Are you serious? 1.00
00:13:26.520 I met Davide, bitch. 1.00
00:13:27.920 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:29.220 I saw her. 0.90
00:13:30.200 this is like by the way this is like a year ago and did she know that you you know push the agenda
00:13:36.000 i told her i was like i've purchased so much stuff i was like you influenced me no but did
00:13:41.120 you say i talk about you on the pod i guess not i have to i have to pia maybe you're listening now
00:13:46.800 i'll dm you and tell you hi pia because as we like to remind the listener once every 14 months
00:13:52.820 if you're thinking you're out there i'm just applying a little bit of a zero zero nine
00:13:57.620 cherry luster um what what brand the second you go cherry luster you go that don't sound high end
00:14:04.200 yeah yeah yeah what brand what brand is that revlon okay okay all right so i mean but a stalwart
00:14:13.140 you know it's revlon might just be holiday and having coffee at 6 a.m you see what i'm saying
00:14:20.740 unlike the boutique hotel that's supposed to be better is more expensive and then doesn't have it
00:14:24.980 I'm just saying.
00:14:25.700 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:14:26.620 So, what was I saying?
00:14:28.260 Pia?
00:14:29.120 I was reminding the listener every 14 to 16 months.
00:14:33.620 You are part of a very select community, right?
00:14:37.260 That involves some people that you would lose your mind if you knew they too listened.
00:14:44.860 Who's listening in?
00:14:45.720 I know.
00:14:46.480 Kate, every once in a while, okay?
00:14:48.240 I tell you every 16 months.
00:14:49.800 Kate tells me every seven months, right?
00:14:53.560 I go lock in because guess who's listening.
00:14:56.780 Guess who's listening.
00:14:57.360 And I go, oh, no.
00:14:59.200 Okay.
00:14:59.540 I know.
00:15:00.200 I got to step it up for these people. 1.00
00:15:01.640 I go, fuck. 1.00
00:15:02.360 I know. 1.00
00:15:02.840 They're not supposed to hear this.
00:15:03.920 This is our dirty little side secret, right?
00:15:06.760 Yeah.
00:15:07.080 I go, pivot. 0.98
00:15:08.500 Get them to the work.
00:15:10.080 But this is what they love.
00:15:11.640 This is what they want.
00:15:13.460 So just remember, you know.
00:15:15.980 Of course.
00:15:16.400 Just know you're part of a very shocking group.
00:15:20.020 It's a shocking group.
00:15:21.000 But wait, to pivot.
00:15:22.420 I'm sorry.
00:15:22.640 but back to but instagram the way it's feeding me apologize for pivoting no no no so i but every
00:15:32.160 now and then you know what happens with instagram where i got fed this like i'm a derm pa this like
00:15:38.480 22 year old like and she's like and here are the products i love and she's talking about
00:15:42.300 you know and i go i trust her i trust her you know she has like 15 000 followers which makes
00:15:46.540 me trust her more i'm like she's pure and i oh you mean versus she talked about versus like the
00:15:54.740 500,000 influencer yeah i was like oh she's pure and she's working at a doctor's office right and
00:16:00.440 i bought i also bought then this other woman which i was like i was like i don't like you
00:16:05.700 but i trust you right i don't like it but i'll pay yeah yeah i don't like it but i'll pay and
00:16:11.320 I bought she's like you know link to my shop my and then I bought a uv like cardigan thing that
00:16:18.220 she wears and I bought like a not a cardigan like a workout thing and then a I got it like a sexless
00:16:25.020 uv hat that I'm excited to debut but but wait I had them oh wait okay listen this this is sorry
00:16:31.660 sorry this is what I want to leave by the way did you add those things to our shop my if they're
00:16:36.140 available and shop my okay i will i will i have to find this so i was feeling trapped i go what
00:16:44.140 do i do i was like oh no i'm emotional i microdose mushrooms oh so it's like is that why i'm awake
00:16:50.320 why i'm feeling good couple days of microdosing mushrooms i don't know but the other day i felt
00:16:54.440 trapped and then i go get out of the house just go on a walk and i go on the walk at six o'clock
00:16:59.440 literally no only beautiful things i'm listening to this on my walk i am surrounded only with
00:17:06.100 people who encourage me i don't know that guy who is that good no it's some random okay like 0.97
00:17:10.960 i am could be a robot you search um affirmation no no no some idiot on instagram recommended this
00:17:17.880 who i wouldn't like i enjoy this new day with an open heart and open mind i was like it was like 0.97
00:17:25.500 my little secret i was listening to that in my headphones and it like was working on me i was
00:17:30.140 like oh yeah like being in nature and i was i have a new thing and this is very you this is what you
00:17:36.980 do air drying the curls unlocking the sensuality of the wet hair so yes by the way this is air dry
00:17:44.160 look at look at the curl texture right now this is air dry and i'm walking i was walking listening
00:17:51.100 to my affirmations with my hair half damp i was like i'm dua lipa i'm the sexiest woman in the
00:17:58.880 i cannot believe you've been i didn't know that you were i suddenly i was like i was like the
00:18:04.220 diffuser writhing in my human form of diva curl look diva curl's hand the green diva curl hand
00:18:12.960 which i know which sucks the eroticism out of the head i can't believe it like sometimes you have to
00:18:19.820 diffuse but i was like oh my god let's see okay and then um a soft smile because on my walks
00:18:26.540 hags approach and they'll go jack and they go i'm listening right now no no yeah oh it's like
00:18:32.400 the sweetest thing yeah oh yeah i mean i've met some hags here and i saw a hag with a scotlanda 0.64
00:18:37.720 oh my god yeah on the i met someone who said he'd he'd sent us like marijuana joints drew martin co
00:18:44.780 oh my god yes okay i go i love his joints i go i don't think i got those because i probably said
00:18:51.460 met him in person yeah today in scotland after a show i go i must have said no i must have
00:18:57.220 like said send him to kate or something but he was saying we talked about them i was like did i
00:19:03.020 like because i you know i've like smoked like a joint a j a doobie like three times in my life so
00:19:10.220 wait really maybe not three maybe like 10 i don't know i i remember one time like really
00:19:18.320 like one time doing it like at this party out back of some party and it was like it was like
00:19:22.880 haven't we smoked weed together you've smoked a joint three times in your life no no i changed
00:19:28.820 it to 11 i was like wow i didn't know you were such a narc i didn't know i had a podcast with
00:19:36.680 a nerd yeah no i just you know i i mean come on i'll booze up a storm you're the one who won't
00:19:44.440 have a cocktail unless you're out to dinner with six friends okay unless it's coming with a full
00:19:48.600 meal right okay i am uh you know but mostly because it just usually would um depress me but
00:19:56.540 but i also i mean i took gummies for like two years yeah yeah totally totally for my uh rls until
00:20:02.740 our healer restless leg syndrome untied remember the guides came in and they
00:20:10.140 untied a couple of things so cool and then didn't have it again except for when i'm premenstrual
00:20:15.820 which by the way i've now put back in my calendar optimized woman classically 0.98
00:20:19.580 the bitch remember the bitch on the cover i go classical bitch i'm back right so i put it in my 0.99
00:20:25.560 calendar um i'm gonna know exactly what segment of the month i'm in well by the way i was feeling i 1.00
00:20:33.800 was like why am i i was like like i you know what i fuck bloat i'm bloated bloat what's bloat 0.90
00:20:40.820 everything fight bloat like oh my god what everything's exactly who they would come for 0.97
00:20:45.600 with bloat i know because you're someone that bloats all bloats your only concern it's like
00:20:51.300 you know what i mean like i i can't explain it it's almost like
00:20:54.600 it's like bloat is not my only concern when they go after bloat girls okay
00:21:00.140 bloat girls is that is extremely real because i'm bloat girl you know what it is i'm like this
00:21:08.020 gummy will unbloat me it's the actor okay who's already like optimized in several areas
00:21:15.260 and she's confused like why like when she breathes it fills i'm sort of joking you know what i mean
00:21:23.520 right no no no it's hilarious fear of bloat is very nuanced i know fear no of course of course
00:21:27.820 a hundred percent and so i was like and um like you're probably a sucker for those ads by that
00:21:33.480 actor that one actor who was like i was bloated for years you know i'm talking about the woman
00:21:37.000 no i haven't seen those um she's like uh i forget her name right now but she's like
00:21:41.240 very much a working actor and she is whoa out there shilling for um something i forget what
00:21:48.320 seems like a risk yeah as i as i shill but um yeah yeah sorry take me back so like like gummy
00:21:54.640 vitamins i'm like i'm a child that seems crazy grooms grooms is in stores where hello i reached
00:22:01.180 out to grooms i reached out to grooms i go please send us grooms we talk about it on the podcast
00:22:06.100 and then i got some like ai response or something maybe it's half human half ai but then it was like
00:22:11.200 fill this out to da da da and i was like what text grooms to 422 or whatever and then i did it
00:22:16.820 and like welcome to the grooms family but i'm like but where are my grooms grooms ain't cheap
00:22:21.340 And by the way, I go, I don't really want to eat a pack of gummy bears every day.
00:22:25.780 Like I'm not – do you know what I mean?
00:22:26.920 That feels very – that's diet culture.
00:22:29.600 But I used to argue for that.
00:22:30.700 I used to go, why give me one gummy when you could give me 40 gummies and the doses in there?
00:22:36.020 Because I do want to eat a bag.
00:22:37.600 I'm like – so I am that.
00:22:38.960 And I have a sugar-free groon.
00:22:40.140 I want a sugar-free groon.
00:22:41.440 Right.
00:22:41.920 And so – but then I got fed Array, A-R-R-A-E, who was very generous to us in the past.
00:22:47.860 They sent us many supplements.
00:22:49.180 Remember? 0.97
00:22:49.680 A-R – 0.98
00:22:50.280 They sent us a de-bloat powder, actually.
00:22:52.220 Really? 0.97
00:22:52.560 A-R-R-A-E. 0.89
00:22:53.940 It's a very well-designed brand. 1.00
00:22:56.280 Yeah.
00:22:56.880 And they have, because now I'm going, I need creatine.
00:22:59.540 And I see Array, 5 milligram creatine gummies.
00:23:01.920 I know.
00:23:02.000 The creatine has flown.
00:23:02.600 I want the gummies.
00:23:03.180 I want the gummies.
00:23:04.020 And Array has 15 milligram clear protein powder.
00:23:06.900 You put it in water.
00:23:07.680 I want that.
00:23:08.640 Really?
00:23:08.780 And so here's your ad Array.
00:23:09.820 So please, please.
00:23:11.100 Here's your ad Array?
00:23:11.620 Do the right thing and send.
00:23:12.420 Oh, ad Array.
00:23:13.740 Here's your ad Array.
00:23:15.040 No, here's your ad, comma, Array.
00:23:16.940 Oh.
00:23:17.480 Doing a free ad.
00:23:18.260 I thought it was user at the array handle.
00:23:20.900 Sturm Caved, you're next.
00:23:22.720 Sturm Caved, you're next, yeah.
00:23:25.080 Remember then, though, it wasn't Sturm who caved.
00:23:27.460 It was someone who worked at the company who was able to get them for us
00:23:29.840 and was like, please don't say Sturm Caved because she didn't.
00:23:35.460 I just pulled those out of the back.
00:23:37.480 That's so funny.
00:23:38.240 Similar to me meeting someone who had, well, whatever. 1.00
00:23:41.540 It was a Poog Air thing.
00:23:42.880 It was JetBlue, it was the whole thing. 1.00
00:23:44.220 Oh, my God.
00:23:44.980 By the way, the Poog Air merch, never forget.
00:23:47.240 yeah and we're poog air someone at jet blue made us merch i repeat we have poog air merch i mean
00:23:54.500 this is this is a level and you makes me actually want to throw up yeah i don't think we posted it
00:23:59.940 jacklyn i mean this is imagine imagine people having a podcast they have a hit show yeah like
00:24:05.600 poog and they're not posting the jet blue made poog air talk we use the microphones like census
00:24:11.340 like oh that's true i don't know we talked about it a lot whatever it's it's i need okay thank you
00:24:15.960 I need a sweatshirt.
00:24:16.660 I have it somewhere.
00:24:17.140 I need to be wearing it on the planes.
00:24:18.900 What's Puguer?
00:24:19.760 It's my airline.
00:24:21.680 Remember?
00:24:22.200 First class all the way to the back.
00:24:24.320 Oh, yeah.
00:24:25.100 The whole way.
00:24:25.540 First class plane.
00:24:26.620 And it evens out so it's cheap for everyone.
00:24:29.260 Well, that doesn't make sense.
00:24:30.200 Yeah.
00:24:32.220 Celtic salt.
00:24:33.360 Celtic salt?
00:24:34.360 Celtic salt. 1.00
00:24:35.360 The Celts. 0.92
00:24:36.520 Celtic salt.
00:24:37.460 What's going on there?
00:24:38.240 Even though there's the Celtics.
00:24:38.960 I caved and I bought a thing of Celtic salt.
00:24:42.080 Wait, I have a huge question about sports.
00:24:44.200 You know when you see a reaction to something and you haven't seen the actual original story?
00:24:48.680 Welcome to United States of America, right?
00:24:51.480 But I saw a reaction to something and I go, am I following?
00:24:55.940 Is this what's actually happening?
00:24:59.420 I'll just ask the two of you, including our producer, if you know what I'm talking about.
00:25:03.000 If not, we'll move on. 0.99
00:25:04.540 Are they throwing dildos onto the basketball court of the WNBA? 0.90
00:25:11.160 Yes.
00:25:11.720 All right.
00:25:12.040 That's all I need you to know.
00:25:13.020 Yeah.
00:25:13.540 yeah okay sports question answered yeah can you imagine like double ended i know it's so so why
00:25:20.580 are you at the game sir right yeah totally you bought a ticket anyway sorry no okay i had to
00:25:30.280 know i had to know if i had interpreted correctly wait one other instagram thing instagram thing
00:25:35.800 that i bought a sun smock do you know what this is has this been advertised to you i bought it so
00:25:41.060 fast and you know what it was it cover the face it was the actual thing of had an emotion i probably
00:25:45.940 didn't want to feel by the way innocuous boredom uh procrastination something i picked up my phone
00:25:51.480 i was doing something else i was walking something a sun smock ad i go okay i buy it from seeing the
00:25:58.180 ad to buying it under two minutes i go i need that like and it was such a it was such a transparent
00:26:05.760 how much does it cover neck to toes okay here's what it is it's for the car which is what i really
00:26:11.100 need so the idea is that it doesn't have a back it's a front goes up to the neck arms so that 0.61
00:26:16.460 when you're in there like me sometimes i'm like this driving like a whore in a tank top and i go 0.97
00:26:20.260 fuck i don't have sunscreen everywhere or whatever i'm driving 45 minutes and the sun's blasting me 0.99
00:26:25.100 sun smock so yesterday i go i said out loud in my car where's my fucking smock because i was like 0.99
00:26:31.620 it's been a minute and then i then i get an email i didn't know this it's an australian company it's 0.95
00:26:37.500 coming from australia it was like 70 it's coming from australia and then i get a thing that's like
00:26:43.000 hello like we try to deliver your sun smoke i know it's irish but it's like we try to deliver
00:26:47.360 your sun smoke but don't it was there so it goes to a safe center don't send the smock don't 0.90
00:26:52.000 reroute my smock to some to some fucking center yeah i'd rather you like home leave it on leave 0.99
00:26:57.380 it on the fucking and you wouldn't believe it's impossible like dhs it's easy i know it's 0.99
00:27:02.280 impossible to us i had to like download some fucking app such as hell yeah yeah hell app and 0.98
00:27:09.100 then they're like enter your phone number but it won't let me because it's like well this phone 0.93
00:27:12.840 number is not australia i know i know by the way when the form is when they're like put it in here
00:27:18.180 and then the form will not accept the thing you're like how am i the first person to like discover
00:27:23.320 the bug. I know. I know. Are we in beta? You know what I mean? Like, wait, you know what you'll love?
00:27:31.120 So I needed my, I didn't get it together. Remember packing and I did it one day and the whole thing
00:27:36.720 and I go and I go, oh, oops, I'm not going to have my meds, whatever. So I go, I'm going to
00:27:41.400 have to have someone send them. My cousin sends them. She goes to CVS. She gets my meds. She
00:27:47.320 sends them to scotland right oh i get the the address of the office of the comedy club thank
00:27:54.160 you shout out monkey barrel right okay okay like you know just like ross shout out ross
00:28:01.720 at the monkey barrel right i've been there i saw a show there okay yeah on that hill right and it's
00:28:07.540 like and it's like okay it's been delivered ross is like it's not here whatever okay no i'm like
00:28:13.900 oh my god and it's like when like it it's like i need it that day the very you know it's the very
00:28:18.820 last second right like i'm out and it's like oh god right it's a whole thing i'm i'm trying to
00:28:24.600 research it ross goes he's like i'm gonna check with the neighbors in the morning right goes
00:28:30.260 around finds it at bannerman's bar like it was just wrong place scottish it was like they went
00:28:38.440 you know no one was there whatever they go next door to the bar drop it there and there it is
00:28:43.780 I was like, it's a Bannerman's.
00:28:47.040 Like my meds were at Bannerman's.
00:28:49.620 I can't do Scottish right now.
00:28:51.360 Like it's not emerging for me.
00:28:53.540 But yeah, it's like, yeah, what is, wait, suddenly it's like, oh, no, Andrew Johnson, right? 1.00
00:28:59.040 Oh, breathing through your cunt. 1.00
00:29:04.340 Andrew Johnson relaxation apps. 1.00
00:29:06.600 Okay.
00:29:07.240 And then, you know, I was like, I was listening and the guy's like, we're all getting double
00:29:11.120 doubles or whatever.
00:29:12.020 I don't know.
00:29:12.340 I don't have it.
00:29:12.960 oh it's amazing right i was like these guys i was going i mean i'm gonna have to shout them out on
00:29:19.560 the on the thing they have a you know instagram and i can only pray that they're blown away when
00:29:25.300 they see maybe the fans will all write double double or something that'd be huge
00:29:29.900 oh i love i love it there
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00:31:51.500 Well, here's a tease for product corner.
00:31:53.940 I would like, and the items that I have completely used to the last drop.
00:31:59.620 That's always interesting.
00:32:00.440 I sent some photos to the thread because it's always curious.
00:32:03.180 Remember I tried to call those something?
00:32:04.940 I came up with a POOG name for them to be the empties.
00:32:08.560 Like a product that is so good you actually get to the end.
00:32:12.280 Yeah.
00:32:12.520 Anyway, go on.
00:32:13.320 The empties is a great.
00:32:14.600 Yeah, empties.
00:32:15.180 Cool.
00:32:15.560 So out of nowhere, kind of a pain in my throat.
00:32:17.900 Is it razor braid throat?
00:32:18.820 Is it happening?
00:32:19.500 Can you imagine?
00:32:20.220 What is that again?
00:32:20.820 covid rampant new covid new rager covid i've been dancing with the devil but by the way here's the
00:32:27.100 crazy thing about covid well here's the thing you never know like i've been and it's luck it's
00:32:33.120 i'll just say i've been in close many many times i go well this is how could it not happen today
00:32:38.260 how could this not be it and then um my my sweet partner got covid a couple months ago at we know
00:32:45.380 exactly what event because somebody was a super spreader so first of all no super spreader i thought
00:32:50.500 that meant there were a lot of people no super spreaders one person there are people that are
00:32:55.220 super spreaders i didn't realize that some people say a super spreader there are certain people
00:32:59.580 that like super spreader was what the event like in a party yeah like i was just like a spreader
00:33:05.180 so because at this event which was by the way mostly yeah exactly mostly outdoor event not
00:33:11.820 crowded semi-sparsely attended big and then the inside portion huge like art gallery huge
00:33:17.600 wow took down so many people no i was like yeah by the way that's fascinating you didn't watch
00:33:24.160 right remember i was telling you about the nick clive owens surgery like oh yeah yeah typhoid
00:33:30.260 mary is genius it is a perfect where you go hired right you imagine the auditions her her her like
00:33:39.500 what are you talking about if i was sick i i would have symptoms it's phenomenal it's like oh my god
00:33:46.000 it's marvelous you gotta see it well hey anyway covid yeah hypochlorous acid i'm spraying in the
00:33:53.620 eyes in the nose you mentioned that on the face like what do you mean in the eyes in the nose do
00:33:58.400 you literally mean in the nose you can put it in your mouth well not like up the nose no i just
00:34:02.880 mean like on the face but like you can do it to your open eyes are you serious and is that good
00:34:08.380 and your mouth and your mouth yeah because it kills but is it killing the good stuff i don't
00:34:13.100 know you need a micro i'm doing it after spray being crowded crowded spaces but interesting
00:34:19.200 anyway um oh but i was gonna say for product corner i will talk about an item that we were
00:34:24.760 sent for free that i just repurchased out of pocket no yep and i've been home in eight months
00:34:29.420 so who knows what's on the front porch i can't believe it is it really eight months
00:34:32.760 well no i left in um end of february like feb march that's so crazy they say we can never go 0.91
00:34:40.680 home again fuck so do you have but is your neighbor fully just like your assistant bringing 0.91
00:34:47.820 in all your packages no but you know you know they keep an eye so yes and some of and some of it you 0.99
00:34:54.440 know i don't know i mean i i don't like bother being like you know i'm like i think there might
00:34:59.860 be a candle out front you know if you want that so i don't know i have to check in i don't want to
00:35:04.580 be too presumptuous but what did you rebuy i'm scared well i'm gonna save it for product corner
00:35:12.000 oh yeah absolutely it's not a skincare product it's an ingestible
00:35:16.220 yeah my life changed because guess what for the first time in my adult life i have a medicine
00:35:23.080 cabinet i've had products out on the counter crazy chaos got two medicine cabinets installed
00:35:30.060 in the bathroom are they did you have to push them into the wall no they're not about the wall
00:35:34.280 no they're no that's too much of a job yeah great agree it looks great i think i got them on west
00:35:39.520 elm something they're nice i was like i was like this will do it's changed my life i'm not opening
00:35:46.360 it up do you are you like it's 19 i'm gonna post a picture something are you like i have a medicine
00:35:51.500 cabinet do you feel yes well i feel i'm sorry to say the obvious but seeing what's there the
00:35:57.780 organization of it is is i mean it's a high unlike anything else i got it well because it's all there
00:36:05.760 is no depth it's all visible yeah yeah i can see the cosrx from here i can see the spray and as we
00:36:14.860 know it's not cosrx what do you mean famously it's actually a different brand it's a faker
00:36:20.140 you're hersu it's a faker well just a different brand the snail mucin yeah yeah but it looks like
00:36:26.240 the kosar x branding i mean that's kosar x so they're you know they're not staking i mean no
00:36:31.580 that's the exact branding can you trust them when the dupe is using it for years well it's been
00:36:37.900 working it's been working i guess i know can you imagine what is it um wait oh wait i did finally
00:36:44.620 find this is you know quite niche i did finally find the bottled water okay in glass in this town
00:36:52.380 okay you're not gonna believe i mean you will but what it's called what so i like still water right
00:36:59.400 it's called loch ness okay it's called loch ness and it's like it's it says it's so still
00:37:06.560 because there's nothing down there but nessie no that's adorable i'm dying for it so now i drink
00:37:13.480 it while watching a show called loch ness okay nightly i watch because we're like wondering if
00:37:21.780 Netflix is going to give us the boot.
00:37:24.380 We can't access Loch Ness
00:37:26.500 except for when we're here, so we're watching
00:37:27.960 a Loch Ness mystery. I'm drinking my
00:37:30.180 Loch Ness. I'm ordering chips.
00:37:35.080 Yum.
00:37:37.460 I think I'm hungry.
00:37:39.260 I can't wait.
00:37:40.260 I can't wait for
00:37:40.980 what's going to... Remember my plan to buy
00:37:44.280 an Instapot
00:37:46.440 here? Didn't happen.
00:37:48.240 Oh, right. And you're leaving.
00:37:50.200 And, hey, by the way, by the way, New York City, I already started my campaign begging
00:37:56.760 you to get dinner with me.
00:37:58.060 I mean, we're going to be together.
00:38:01.140 Oh, are we?
00:38:01.900 I mean, assuming I come back at all, of course.
00:38:04.760 You never know with me.
00:38:05.600 What do you mean?
00:38:06.620 You have to be in New York, though.
00:38:08.120 I put in an exit clause at the time in case I continued on to a tour of Europe.
00:38:15.600 But where does one go?
00:38:18.040 That's the question, too.
00:38:18.860 Which question 11 Madison, as I texted, you saw the post.
00:38:23.080 Reintroducing meat.
00:38:23.920 Yeah.
00:38:24.280 And I respect it, particularly because he struck out so hard.
00:38:30.260 Like he went for it and was like, this is all plant, right?
00:38:35.120 I appreciate that.
00:38:36.220 And now going, all right, if I want to have a chance to bring people into this, right?
00:38:41.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:42.760 You got to introduce them. 0.93
00:38:43.660 inclusive to those who are still eating the flesh off a bone right yeah and you know fair enough i 0.60
00:38:53.200 heard a story recently from a friend where um get ready for this they forgot they had essentially
00:39:00.400 done some kind of pre-pay situation with a restaurant right for like a group or a party
00:39:06.060 or something right so when the check came it was so low okay and they go and they go they go like
00:39:13.340 Okay, you ready?
00:39:14.700 You guys, no.
00:39:16.680 Oh, my God.
00:39:17.620 You guys, no.
00:39:19.180 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:21.340 And they're like, sir, what?
00:39:23.580 You know what I mean?
00:39:24.080 They're like, that's your drink tab.
00:39:27.260 Prepaid.
00:39:28.100 Like, the meal was prepaid.
00:39:29.040 That's your drink tab.
00:39:29.980 Right, right, right, right, right.
00:39:31.440 Like, some whatever situation.
00:39:33.200 They're like, $60 for all that?
00:39:35.220 Yeah.
00:39:35.580 Yeah.
00:39:36.060 They're like, you shouldn't have.
00:39:37.400 It's, it's, have you ever thanked for, okay, have we talked about this?
00:39:41.740 like one time backstage right at uh at like a show like flowers come and i think it's from
00:39:51.700 someone on my team who's already given me like a card uh-huh and i'm like i'll just say it you
00:39:58.300 know she doesn't you know neither yeah yeah i'm like megan okay yeah yeah i'm like megan it's too
00:40:07.500 much it's too much or whatever like it was even worse than too much because if I were just I was
00:40:12.220 like Megan you shouldn't have and she's like I didn't it was yeah you know what I mean it was
00:40:17.340 someone else and it's so embarrassing because it's like it reveals to them that there is something
00:40:24.760 they could have done that I would have accepted as in within the reality like within the realm
00:40:30.480 of reality right yeah yeah i mean it's like it's like uh reality bites ever seen it by the way no
00:40:38.780 can you believe it but there's a well i don't want to spoil it now but for the listener there's a fake
00:40:44.820 something where someone does something fake and the other person reacts accordingly and then it's
00:40:51.200 revealed that it's fake and you know it's so wrong to do you've also by the way i woke up in the night 0.95
00:40:57.040 going this fucking bitch still hasn't seen jerry mcguire me yeah i know kate you're gonna love it 0.95
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00:41:56.420 Did I text you the other day saying, have you seen Sister Act?
00:42:01.780 Yeah, I have. 0.97
00:42:02.620 Okay, because...
00:42:03.440 As a kid, a lot.
00:42:04.240 I went on YouTube, okay?
00:42:06.680 I somehow found my way to Googling, you know, clips from Sister Act.
00:42:13.120 Oh, yeah, and I was crying in my restaurant.
00:42:18.980 I took some photos for you, okay?
00:42:20.880 i took photo you know like the instinct to take one like take photos when one is oh yeah and it's
00:42:29.640 like so not even embarrassing for like i don't even care if anyone around me sees it's like for
00:42:35.780 whoever i am going to deliver this to later like what is my plan you know what i mean like but i'm
00:42:41.340 like look there's a tear rolling down my face right and which part it's just one of the times
00:42:48.660 where, you know, it's like they go out,
00:42:50.800 they start with a beautiful religious sort of version,
00:42:54.160 and then it's like, right?
00:42:57.980 And then like, you know, like Maggie Smith is like smiles in the audience.
00:43:04.180 I mean, so I'm watching that scene.
00:43:07.200 Oh, it was like,
00:43:08.020 Okay.
00:43:14.680 And I cried, and this is why I took the photo for you.
00:43:18.660 I've cried before on it, whatever.
00:43:21.100 I cried because I was imagining the film executive, okay?
00:43:25.580 No, no.
00:43:26.520 Seeing this.
00:43:27.520 Seeing the dailies?
00:43:28.640 And going, we've got a hit.
00:43:31.720 Okay.
00:43:32.240 I was like so moved by how proud an executive would be of having greenlit this.
00:43:41.240 And here it is.
00:43:42.280 Wow.
00:43:42.560 Or Regina, whatever, right?
00:43:45.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:46.600 And it rocks.
00:43:49.260 And I went down a path and I watched everything.
00:43:52.560 And then I watched Sister Act 2 reunion on like the Today Show.
00:43:59.360 Oh, man.
00:44:01.200 It's good.
00:44:02.700 And it was just, it was fantastic.
00:44:06.620 And so I naturally reached out.
00:44:08.600 I said, you know, it must be what some feel with once they hear the good news about Jesus, right?
00:44:15.240 Mm-hmm.
00:44:15.900 Mm-hmm.
00:44:16.600 They immediately go to those they love.
00:44:18.940 So me texting you, you have seen Sister Act, haven't you?
00:44:23.280 Yeah, yeah. 0.75
00:44:23.960 Same instinct.
00:44:25.140 Several times.
00:44:25.980 Several times, in fact.
00:44:27.060 But same with Jerry Maguire.
00:44:28.460 Like, do you have an association with it that's like,
00:44:31.560 why aren't you watching it tonight?
00:44:33.900 Are you going, it's about sports or are you going, it's...
00:44:37.120 No, no, no, no.
00:44:38.560 It's, no, I'm not avoiding it.
00:44:40.860 I'm not anti.
00:44:41.660 Yeah.
00:44:42.580 I'm just, it just hasn't happened for me yet.
00:44:44.380 But there's something that's making you choose something else versus it.
00:44:48.520 Like, is it like, oh, I don't need a romantic comedy or I don't need another Cameron Crowe?
00:44:54.180 No, no, no.
00:44:55.180 I don't know.
00:44:55.560 Do you like Almost Famous?
00:44:57.500 Oh, yeah.
00:44:58.000 I love it.
00:44:58.380 Hello.
00:44:59.020 Defining film of my youth.
00:45:00.640 Yeah, so.
00:45:01.740 You know what?
00:45:02.500 Rocks.
00:45:03.020 And I started watching.
00:45:04.440 I watched the first episode of Alien Earth on Hulu FX.
00:45:07.600 Weren't you talking about that last episode?
00:45:09.520 Oh, are you serious? 1.00
00:45:10.780 Fucking humiliation. 1.00
00:45:11.600 Well, you know what? 1.00
00:45:12.200 No.
00:45:12.600 This is The Rich with the weekly podcast.
00:45:14.380 folks what like have you talked about alien earth nine times in different conversations therefore
00:45:21.020 having forgotten one of the times you talked about it was with us no i've only talked about
00:45:25.540 it with my partner because we watch it together yeah and i think i mentioned it to oh because
00:45:30.480 you were talking about the like they're trying to do the 70s thing right yeah and they're like but
00:45:36.000 but you know it's so it's really fun and sydney chandler who i was in don't worry darling with
00:45:41.860 is unbelievable.
00:45:44.440 And I smell a lot of awards coming down the pipeline for her. 1.00
00:45:47.780 That's Caperlamp playing the Hogs game. 1.00
00:45:50.480 Sniffing awards, figuring out who's top dog.
00:45:54.320 They think you're out there walking in a sun smock, okay?
00:45:58.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:59.280 But you're sniffing the industry from all corners, okay?
00:46:04.680 Meaning like, you know, everyone knows what I mean.
00:46:08.380 I obviously didn't mean you're sniffing like a starving mouse.
00:46:11.860 okay
00:46:12.360 I just want to make sure everyone has seen 0.72
00:46:15.260 the gorgeous
00:46:16.540 the Loch Ness
00:46:18.420 wow
00:46:18.780 congratulations
00:46:21.300 do you believe
00:46:22.200 no
00:46:23.740 you really don't
00:46:25.260 you don't think there's something down there
00:46:27.240 so cool
00:46:29.680 where is it supposed to be
00:46:31.460 what lake
00:46:32.400 I think in Loch Ness
00:46:34.400 I think Loch Ness
00:46:37.420 who is buried in Grant's tomb
00:46:41.920 Hey, listen to this.
00:46:43.400 Hey, Siri, where does the Loch Ness Monster live?
00:46:46.120 Oh, my God.
00:46:48.280 Yeah.
00:46:49.660 I just took a guzzle of this.
00:46:51.440 Uh-oh.
00:46:51.920 What are you putting in there?
00:46:53.000 I think I put vodka in there.
00:46:54.600 No, stop.
00:46:57.180 You're kidding.
00:46:58.440 Yeah, I must have, like, tried to, like, mix something up to take with me, like, into the streets of bruh, okay?
00:47:04.240 That is so funny.
00:47:05.620 Look, this is going to be me soon.
00:47:07.120 Do you see?
00:47:07.500 i'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like sound what do you mean you know holding the little thing
00:47:15.320 the little to-go mic where yeah on stage pod i guess oh hey exciting okay maybe i'm crossing
00:47:23.440 over and i'm not getting sick sorry i've been listening to probably consensus and preoccupation
00:47:27.240 i've been fixated on they'd be lost without it they'd be lost without it but but i'm i'm i wonder
00:47:34.600 I had a chomp. I had an off-camera turkey chomp, and I'm feeling something come back,
00:47:39.660 and I need to add a little tzatziki. I'll take some pictures for the subscribers of my
00:47:48.060 protein dinner that I'm going to cook up with my TikTok recipes, even though I don't have TikTok.
00:47:53.340 And this is a reminder to everyone who is a subscriber, you make the show possible. Anyone
00:47:57.680 paying at the $5, $10 mark, it's the reason we're able to hire people, pay them well to make our
00:48:03.440 show so
00:48:04.880 thank you yeah and also 1.00
00:48:07.340 you know a wonderful hag
00:48:09.340 reached out on behalf of a couple hags saying 0.96
00:48:11.520 we can't be founders we can't
00:48:13.420 be thousand dollar okay we're
00:48:15.420 on the 120 a year we got a
00:48:17.320 $500 and they go we want to but we
00:48:19.440 would do 500 and I go all right what
00:48:21.380 and I go well there is donation
00:48:23.020 and I'd like to shout out Anne McCarthy
00:48:25.300 I'd like to shout out hag Anne McCarthy
00:48:27.680 who generously donated 1.00
00:48:29.160 $500 so that maybe she 0.99
00:48:31.440 wants that bleeped yeah but
00:48:33.160 But, uh, and people, uh, people, people start, like, people hitting her up for cash.
00:48:41.200 Wait, hold on a second.
00:48:42.100 Let's all take a minute, okay, to acknowledge before we leave.
00:48:45.960 Let's acknowledge Anne McCarthy.
00:48:48.240 No, no, I was actually going to acknowledge how good my hair looks.
00:48:50.740 Oh.
00:48:52.200 I was moving on to go, let's acknowledge how, now this is, it's got a frizz, but that's nice.
00:48:58.220 But volume from a, I agree, a halo.
00:49:01.080 So volume from absolute sheer, putting it in a ponytail, going off, living your dreams.
00:49:07.900 Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah. It's the best.
00:49:09.400 Okay.
00:49:11.460 You have to live your dreams.
00:49:12.800 Sanvera Gina.
00:49:14.140 Live your dreams. Live your dreams.
00:49:16.680 Sanvera Gina.
00:49:20.800 I'm going to go look at the Array creatine gummies at Erewhon.
00:49:24.360 And I'm going to go, what should I do? Should I buy these? $55.
00:49:28.120 What about our faces? Splashed.
00:49:31.080 across array but what about here's an idea a couple brands get together those that are
00:49:37.280 alphabetically shelved next to each other right in air one our faces splashed across the group
00:49:44.280 yeah yeah approved no no no oh oh what three okay okay here's what i'm saying okay three different
00:49:51.520 brands three different products okay okay our face oh so you get a third of our face
00:49:57.360 on one brand.
00:49:58.600 I see.
00:49:59.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:00.340 There's that brain working.
00:50:01.540 That's power.
00:50:03.380 Salve Regina.
00:50:05.540 Okay, we're going to post that
00:50:06.840 and okay, love you.
00:50:09.300 Love you.
00:50:10.020 Time timer.
00:50:10.920 Bye.