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00:38:06.580Pepsid and the other one, basically, yes, you're, you know, assuming, you know, you're going to be hearing a lot about histamines for me.0.93
00:38:15.100Cause this is definitely going down this neuroinflammation shit.
00:38:18.780trust me i'm like i'm convinced the migraine no the histamine thing is so real and they go yeah0.88
00:38:23.860mood stuff histamine but histamine it's everything i love fermented food so i need to oh you mean
00:38:29.600that triggers it it's fucking everything it's like all you can have if you yeah if you're fully
00:38:33.560avoiding histamine it's like cool what are you having bok choy broth like it's really yes but0.97
00:38:39.700wait it's not avoiding histamine i mean i'll have to research it low histamine diet histamine like
00:38:45.100is your body produces it in response to shit right yeah but there's like i thought it was
00:38:50.200kind of like right but art but i think it's possible that they're not the same for everyone0.92
00:38:54.920sure i mean i would assume because fundamentally like what inflames one person right so but anyway
00:39:01.860i took it and so now i'm kind of excited that these might be like my my uh now pepsi i'm gonna
00:39:06.900be a pepsi placebo girl maybe great but i love the idea of like like all these people like god i mean
00:39:13.200you know every once in a while i need a new thing that you can go on reddit and they're going to
00:39:17.980change my life it's just un-fucking-real i saw this other thing that's being served to me like
00:39:23.200my wife you know like well like my wife she's back baby you know what i mean like she's back0.73
00:39:29.240thank you dear lord pepsi or whatever yeah wow plus the other one and then so yeah but oh right
00:39:35.840that's why i went to the cvs i go i rolled there to get a thermometer to check why i was 94 degrees
00:39:41.600and i wasn't and then i put i put it in pepsi and the other thing and um and i took it back
00:39:46.760and i popped a pepsi and i've had one i think every day i think you're supposed to have them
00:39:50.280twice a day but it's just you gotta take your health in your own hands i got screwed um there
00:39:56.800was a soup recipe i saw instagram served me a soup recipe you really get those recipes i they
00:40:02.900don't give me recipes anymore they just give me histamine and there was there was a soup that i0.76
00:40:06.600go i want to fucking make that soup really bad it's vegan and it was like ginger veggie miso soup0.85
00:40:12.320and it looked so good and i'm watching her make it but i tried to get the soup recipe and then0.97
00:40:18.640the woman sends me like okay great pre-order my cookbook like the recipe will be in there i go1.00
00:40:27.800wait what bitch are you fucking kidding and she goes and as a thank you to anyone who pre-orders1.00
00:40:33.580i'm hosting a free live cooking class i don't what are you talking about there was no offer1.00
00:40:38.820there's no she she falsely advertised she suggested she would tell you the soup right and0.97
00:40:43.720listen i understand people need to make a living they can't be giving away all this shit for free0.94
00:40:46.780there's a lead magnet but there was no lead magnet exactly but i'm like no no but you kind
00:40:50.680of got to give like what yeah exactly i found it rude i found it rude but then i'm trying to see
00:40:56.680i'm trying to see based on the images i feel like i can figure out what's in the soup well i also
00:41:01.340feel like i mean i know yeah i'm just like oh okay soup um i'm like what did you say it was ginger0.54
00:41:07.360miso yeah i mean i'm kind of watching her do it and i'm going okay i can kind of fucking make this0.59
00:41:13.620shit i saw someone post like you know the ginger dressing at the hibachi like restaurant like and0.93
00:41:18.860how unbelievable it is they're like i figured it out and i was like i mean i like a carrot ginger0.91
00:41:25.160dressing like anyone does wait are you on instagram now yeah sorry i'll stop i'll stop
00:41:28.780I just, I'm hungry. This is the problem. And I'm going, okay, I gotta, I gotta order. Um,
00:41:35.160I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to make the soup myself. How's that? I'll try to make
00:41:38.280the soup myself. That's what I'm talking about. I know you can do it because it's really, I think
00:41:43.060it's really hard to truly go wrong with the soup. What's going to happen too thick, too thin, both
00:41:48.440worthy. Here's what I'm going to do. How's this? I'm going to, I'm going to saute onions and olive
00:41:54.660well salt and then i'm gonna put in i see that she has shredded carrots in there shredded like
00:42:01.220napa cabbage in there napa cabbage is the one that's like ruffly right it's like in a lot of
00:42:05.260like chinese restaurants or chinese my mom has a napa cabbage salad recipe that was huge for a
00:42:10.080while for the family napa cabbage edamame protein mushrooms chopped up and then and then miso
00:42:20.380grated ginger i'm starving too and i'm like i'm hungry and i'm i'm like i need a grocery store
00:42:29.420order in in my house yeah but i yeah i was looking at this woman because i lit and the woman was
00:42:36.220saying she was hyper fixating on the dressing like she's like i made it and then she's like0.76
00:42:39.940i've had like a head she's like i've had like a full like head of lettuce like six apples like
00:42:45.500whatever like just like she was basically like dipping like everything in her fridge yeah into0.76
00:42:49.620it and and how long does it last well mine didn't make it three hours you know i mean yeah right
00:42:54.720i mean there's sugar in there i mean there's there's stuff in there it's not like it's just
00:42:59.260you know but i mean you know there's also a banana bread thing i'm gonna make i just i'm
00:43:07.240just sitting here thinking about it i'm just sitting here thinking about like a carrot ginger
00:43:10.700dressing i wonder don't record your podcast hungry folks uh let me just look here uh what did i write
00:43:19.180down all right what do you think of this i know we don't talk shop on the pod but i'm doing like
00:43:24.700a benefit show tonight and they're like yeah please do uh 10 minutes is there anything harder
00:43:30.720than doing stand-up for 10 minutes like like 10 to 12 minutes i'm like different so you go up there
00:43:36.300it's a different mindset this is a song that never ends it goes on and on my friend like
00:43:42.740what are you supposed to do in 10 minutes totally it's um i think i think you just have to pretend
00:43:48.040you know yeah i think you just have to pretend you're doing an hour oh that's actually really
00:43:52.940good advice get cut off at 10 that's really good advice because it's not like when you are doing
00:43:57.860an hour well i was gonna say it's not like you're like revving the engine for 10 minutes and i was
00:44:03.460like wait i actually absolutely do that when i'm doing it now but i but still actually i just think
00:44:07.980it's still it's still good advice that is good advice okay great thank you because 10 is like
00:44:12.420i feel like i mean we used to do it all the time i know isn't that cute we used to do we used to do
00:44:18.580showcase shows all the time okay here's a question is coconut water good and is it does it taste good
00:44:28.060that is a good question is it good for you and does it some of them taste like liquid i'm unsure
00:44:32.400yeah some of them are bad some of them taste like kind of like liquid cum like some of them taste
00:44:38.260like some of them taste like there's like a sourness honestly it would be just imagine if0.99
00:44:43.880cum came in a can you could buy it imagine if semen yeah i'll get it i'll get a can of cum0.99
00:44:48.520solid really disgusting yeah yeah disgusting jelly a paste0.99
00:44:53.480no but you know what was my favorite they used to get at the bodega blue monkey and it had little
00:45:01.680pieces of coconut cut up cut up and i think it's gone you know what i'm kind of in the mood for
00:45:05.160you know when they have the coconuts with the straw at like the bodega of course of new york
00:45:10.080right do they still have that if i go oh my favorite place god bless i don't know what it
00:45:15.700was called the v i called it the vegan man but it was a vegan guy and his like million year old
00:45:20.020mother ran it on saint mark's and then she died and he was still doing it and it was like he just
00:45:26.120made like vegan little treats and it was the best and saint mark's and he sold right by tompkins
00:45:32.440like saint mark's in a and he sold coconuts you know he'd knock the coconut top off for you and0.95
00:45:39.620there was this like violently anorexic woman who used to go in all the time and she would get like0.92
00:45:42.940eight coconuts and i was like lord knows that's her food for the week i was like she was going
00:45:46.980and she was like it's monday coconut today it was devastating really i just i was like i was like
00:45:51.460that's yeah like if you're getting eight coconuts unless it was just her coconut or god bless maybe
00:45:56.420she was yeah like i mean like maybe it was just it's funny to be people like like us like lie
00:46:03.880around making it okay right because i know like like there's a like it's got to be okay for me
00:46:08.860to move on or something from the topic yeah yeah totally she was probably she was probably just
00:46:13.040yeah yeah she was she was had a stressful month and she a lot of weight had fallen off yeah um
00:46:19.480so so what's for lunch you know kabocha squash i've been having a love affair
00:46:27.140really how long does kabocha a lot kabocha roasted kabocha lost in the fridge yeah0.89
00:46:33.200three days well this is the problem you know this is why my meal prep is so fucking vile to1.00
00:46:40.740me and disgusting the idea that you people i see you you fucking rat animals on sunday you're0.99
00:46:47.220making your thursday dinner jesus christ freeze though if you freeze it kate sure but these people0.99
00:46:53.840aren't freezing they're chopping up their little prep is yeah sure some tons of it is because it's
00:47:00.100like you take it out you know but but but yeah i mean i i don't like that that's why like so many
00:47:04.460meal services are disgusting to me i get it i don't want something arriving on monday right
00:47:08.400like wednesday night oh yeah yeah but you know it's a trade-off yeah like all things in life
00:47:15.400what does it say three to four days what kabocha squash and now i can't remember when i roasted it
00:47:21.940it's hard for me to get fixated on kabocha squash like i i think most of the times i eat it i'm like
00:47:27.420pretty happy about it and i'm like this is good but i always i always make surprise like the green
00:47:33.000like the um the edge the peel i'm kind of like like i'm kind of like for like i don't know if
00:47:41.100i love it or i'm sort of like trying to tell myself you don't have to eat that part though
00:47:44.060sometimes i'm not eating that part at all i'm like almost like a baked potato mashing it up
00:47:48.580right so good some ghee you don't eat um you don't love a baked potatoes like a wrapper
00:47:53.940it's called what peel a peel a baked potato you just eat out the inside no no i'll eat the peel
00:48:01.660for sure oh god i would love to go to a i want a hot baked i want baked potato bar with chili on0.98
00:48:07.600top for a baked potato right now with all sorts of stuff in it fuck split it open i am hungry0.68
00:48:13.920stuff in there you know what is really good in a pinch what is really good in a pinch0.98
00:48:19.060if you have nothing but a baked potato and salsa you have it all i know kate that's why i said it
00:48:27.420because i knew you'd think it isn't i'm talking to that's what due to my raw tomato yeah gotta
00:48:32.920figure that out i know you gotta figure it out because you can't live like that and if it's not
00:48:38.180an allergy we should be I'm addicted to the goop Andrew Huberman chili crossover but Andrew
00:48:44.340Huberman has his chili recipe online I think I'm gonna make it I want to go to the grocery store
00:48:50.140tell me that but I have to work I want to eat a lunch that has a miso I want to have a potato
00:48:57.280I'm gonna make Kate's free I'm gonna make Kate's free soup I'm gonna try to intuit what's or just
00:49:03.320bite it's not into it i'm just gonna look at the post that the woman did and i'm gonna try to make0.66
00:49:08.960my own soup based on her by the way she didn't invent that fucking soup okay this is a very0.95
00:49:15.460ancient soup that's why i'm gonna call it kate's ancient yeah i i don't i don't i don't love0.97
00:49:21.400following a cooking recipe because with like something like a soup because i really am like
00:49:26.800convinced that i can just feel it out of course and so i hate having to move my eye back and
00:49:31.980forth between yeah yeah i think you've got it i'm thinking i'm gonna need lunch um oh i love
00:49:40.720when jacqueline novak gets lunch because she never gets lunch that's a traveling with jacqueline i
00:49:45.360want breakfast well it is 309 um just i'm so hungry i want is it 309 and you haven't eaten
00:49:53.020today no i actually had a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast along with my cortado
00:49:57.740in the cafe i was sitting there for so long i was like because it was nut free the other0.91
00:50:05.480shit was questionable and i said i'll have a chocolate chip cookie and i dipped it in my0.80
00:50:09.900cortado yum yum yum i've been eating all sorts of uh well i'll do on another episode maybe and0.98
00:50:19.120i'll have traveled a little more i'll do like seven different hotels because like i have a
00:50:23.880lot of hotels under my belt right now that i haven't even told anyone about wow i found i
00:50:29.240found a new i mean i found my new hotel favorite i think in dc what's it called i'll save it for
00:50:35.700next time okay great what a cliffhanger love you all right love you i'll talk to you soon
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