Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - January 30, 2024


POOG LIVE： Pretend You Don’t See Me

POOG LIVE： Poet Blouse REMIX： The Road to GOYK

Episode Stats


Length

58 minutes

Words per minute

179.45

Word count

10,452

Sentence count

612

Harmful content

Misogyny

36

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Toxicity

77

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Hate speech

41

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 This is an iHeart Podcast.
00:00:02.720 Guaranteed human.
00:00:04.680 You know Roald Dahl.
00:00:06.120 He thought up Willy Wonka and the BFG.
00:00:08.680 But did you know he was a spy?
00:00:11.000 In the new podcast,
00:00:12.400 The Secret World of Roald Dahl,
00:00:13.900 I'll tell you that story and much, much more.
00:00:16.800 What?
00:00:17.640 You probably won't believe it either.
00:00:19.380 Was this before he wrote his stories?
00:00:21.080 It must have been.
00:00:22.480 Okay, I don't think that's true.
00:00:24.520 I'm telling you.
00:00:25.820 The guy was a spy.
00:00:27.040 Listen to The Secret World of Roald Dahl
00:00:29.340 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
00:00:32.080 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:35.160 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield,
00:00:37.460 the host of The Girlfriends.
00:00:39.080 I'm back with more one-off interviews 0.98
00:00:41.320 with some truly kick-ass women 0.98
00:00:43.640 on The Girlfriends Spotlight.
00:00:46.560 I'm going to climb this.
00:00:48.900 Is badness hereditary?
00:00:50.840 Let's see how we can stop killing.
00:00:53.660 I'm not too intimidated by her.
00:00:55.100 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:00:59.340 Listen to The Girlfriend Spotlight on the iHeartRadio app, 1.00
00:01:02.740 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:01:09.280 Crook and Chase Nashville chats with the true-life adventures
00:01:12.260 of hot new country star Hudson Westbrook.
00:01:14.200 Early in his career, he shocked his mom more than once,
00:01:17.320 and we even shocked him on what we had to do to get to visit with him.
00:01:22.060 I've seen some people do some crazy things, but nothing like that.
00:01:24.940 Plus, what Hudson almost had in common with Billy Bob Thornton.
00:01:28.320 Crook and Chase Nashville Chats with Hudson Westbrook
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00:01:33.440 Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts
00:01:36.340 Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son?
00:01:40.700 And I'm like, who is this person?
00:01:42.560 Welcome to the Boys and Girls Podcast
00:01:44.540 Arranged marriage is basically a reality show
00:01:47.440 And you're auditioning for your soulmate
00:01:49.520 And who's judging?
00:01:51.380 Only your entire family
00:01:52.660 I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition
00:01:55.460 Hoping to find love the right way
00:01:57.680 And instead, I found chaos, comedy, and a lot of cringe.
00:02:01.880 Listen to Boys and Girls starting February 19th on the iHeartRadio app,
00:02:05.640 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:02:08.400 When you feel uncomfortable, what do you put on?
00:02:11.380 Biggie.
00:02:12.140 You put on Biggie when you feel uncomfortable?
00:02:13.600 Because I want to get confident.
00:02:14.640 This is DJ Hester Prince's Music is Therapy,
00:02:17.240 a new podcast from me, a DJ and licensed therapist.
00:02:21.340 12 months, 12 areas of your life.
00:02:23.760 Money, love, career, confidence.
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00:02:39.380 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:02:40.880 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:02:41.980 And this is POOG,
00:02:43.120 an ongoing conversation about wellness
00:02:45.120 between two obsessive friends,
00:02:46.700 two untamable intellects.
00:02:48.480 This is our hobby. 0.95
00:02:49.320 This is our hell.
00:02:50.180 This is our naked desire for free products.
00:02:52.480 This is POOG.
00:02:54.240 Oh, we went on tour, we sold merch,
00:02:56.820 And we even did shows
00:02:59.020 Here are some clips
00:03:01.040 From those shows
00:03:02.420 Please enjoy
00:03:03.360 And yeah, merch is available online
00:03:06.280 At cooglive.com
00:03:07.780 I would love to see a professional
00:03:16.720 About our history through the ages
00:03:19.300 If someone could really lay it down for us
00:03:21.340 Didn't he do yours?
00:03:22.900 Well, I mean, I've tried every night
00:03:24.880 You know, going to bed
00:03:26.500 I mean, I listen to guided meditations that send me.
00:03:29.840 We once did a joint guided meditation in New York City,
00:03:33.060 I want to say 2016, in my hotel room,
00:03:35.440 not the Ludlow, shockingly.
00:03:36.900 Yeah.
00:03:37.320 A hotel, the name's gone.
00:03:40.280 Name's gone.
00:03:41.040 Name is gone.
00:03:41.760 That was where you had that swimming pool
00:03:43.040 you were afraid to get into?
00:03:44.180 Yeah.
00:03:44.880 We'll get to that.
00:03:45.660 I was afraid to go alone.
00:03:46.740 I've never been able to go alone to a pool.
00:03:49.560 At all.
00:03:50.180 But in the context of the hotel,
00:03:52.600 I had to have you coach me through going down
00:03:54.480 to a hotel pool once.
00:03:55.600 i couldn't summon the narrative of what would bring me down there and i felt that then i had
00:04:01.100 to really act i'm going no right sitting by the pool pretending like relaxing no you're like what
00:04:06.660 am i gonna do you can't do it a towel and getting in no no i taught her i taught her okay i actually
00:04:12.940 and the thing is the narrative is so simple she needed the narrative the problem was you didn't
00:04:16.760 you couldn't play the scene okay because you didn't know what the scene was you didn't know
00:04:19.740 what the scene meant you know what i mean so i provided it for you and once you understand
00:04:23.940 right? A simple directive as an actor, right? Once you understand the basic thing, which is you're
00:04:29.040 just, you're a woman, okay? You're a businesswoman, okay? And so when you're at a hotel and there's
00:04:35.320 an opportunity to take a dip, okay, you got a couple hours, whatever, you're gonna make use
00:04:41.100 of the facilities. Do you see? Isn't that? That really helped me. It's true. And so you go down
00:04:44.480 there and yes, you did bring a suit because occasionally you left. It's really simple.
00:04:47.960 And so it's go, you set things down and it's sort of, I mean, a hotel is the one place where
00:04:53.260 you can perform aloneness i think with no you almost don't need any you don't need to put a
00:04:59.760 hat on it you know what i mean it's and it's sort of you know oh let's see how this pool is i do this
00:05:05.220 even that noticing things alone yeah because then you're performing noticing oh like i don't like
00:05:11.820 that i i have a panic attack if if i'm in a restaurant and i don't know where the bathroom
00:05:16.840 is you will not find me in the kitchen bang bang bang it's like pots and pans is this i mean yeah
00:05:23.080 yeah the idea of even briefly having someone go oh it's over there see i'm shocked by that i'm
00:05:29.720 shocked i see i see i want to look at mass of restaurants before i go i see you as just into
00:05:35.400 it no okay and just and you're willing to just like do that be wrong and then get knowing the 0.56
00:05:40.600 world will turn your ass around if i go in the wrong direction and they go actually it's there
00:05:45.240 i have to truly do hello baby hello yeah i have to go so hard in the opposite direction i can't 0.99
00:05:52.040 just where's the bathroom well my biggest my biggest humiliation or fear in the restaurant
00:05:57.060 my biggest there's a few there's actually a few neurotic things let's say we meet for dinner let's
00:06:00.540 say we meet for dinner i'm sure we've talked about this okay who cares you know repetition is ritual
00:06:05.720 repetition breeds difference write it down okay so let's say i'm meeting you i don't like spotting 0.85
00:06:13.140 you from afar and then this kind of we're we're these fools from afar yeah we're full-bodied 0.95
00:06:18.600 fools you mean i'm seated at the restaurant actually no no actually if i'm seated i like to 0.96
00:06:24.360 perform then looking down and studying the menu so that you can you can us meeting can begin with 0.99
00:06:31.080 you hi right right with dignity a full person don't watch me walk across that's what i'm saying
00:06:36.960 so that's by the way that is real social grace pretend you don't see me you feel what you feel
00:06:43.420 oh right so then you're here that's exactly it that's that and thank you people don't know not
00:06:49.840 everyone and you know what you know what's tough about it okay this is why you got to get your
00:06:53.140 performing you know satisfaction elsewhere is it goes it goes unnoticed and that is true grace
00:06:58.240 right effortless okay they don't thank you they just feel thank you for pretending to not see me
00:07:04.860 and yeah yeah no one no one and then so there's that right and then my other big one and i really
00:07:10.720 wonder if you struggle with this and this is sort of a male ego thing that i i project onto
00:07:15.080 the kitchen i kind of maleify the kitchen as phallus interesting yeah okay and thus must prop
00:07:22.240 okay i must prop at all costs right so yeah protect the kitchen i have this thing about
00:07:26.980 how when i'm handed a menu particularly if it's a single sheet i'm afraid to get to the bottom to
00:07:33.560 flip it over okay to see if there's more food in the back and if there's not okay because if there's
00:07:38.760 not i imagine like the doors are swinging okay the doors to the bustling of the kitchen are in
00:07:45.720 and out okay and the chef okay looks over and he sees me okay go like go like and go like
00:07:55.400 yeah guess it's just this stuff you know it'd be so horrifying for him so what i do is i feel
00:08:02.600 i feel for raised or pressed type that's so sweet that's really sweet yeah that's big right i think
00:08:10.200 they've actually eliminated the flip it's gone you mean it's gone i think it's like the late 80s
00:08:15.800 they went never again oh maybe the 90s because too many people missed it i just think now they
00:08:20.380 i think double-sided yeah but when's the last time you saw a double-sided menu
00:08:25.160 exactly see this is the thing though the trauma lives on once it's in the cells you know what i
00:08:31.560 I mean, I'm checking for type on the back of a plastic laminate.
00:08:34.120 You know what I mean?
00:08:34.640 There's no laminate.
00:08:35.360 This feels familiar, you protecting.
00:08:36.660 With type.
00:08:37.240 Yeah.
00:08:38.060 Because you've probably seen me do it.
00:08:39.460 You've probably seen me feel for it.
00:08:41.960 We can't forget about the bucket.
00:08:44.000 I just looked over and saw the questions.
00:08:45.360 Look at the bucket.
00:08:46.180 Did anyone feel anxiety when they saw the sign?
00:08:48.760 Like, oh, there's an activity.
00:08:50.620 I could participate.
00:08:51.420 Stop questions.
00:08:51.780 I could not.
00:08:52.260 Like, this is my, like, big chance to sort of, I don't know.
00:08:55.680 Like, I just, I don't like when I'm suddenly offered an opportunity.
00:08:59.260 it's scary you know i'm like why did you have to put that in the mix like it just
00:09:04.460 oh oh see this is what's scary because this one's there's some personality on it
00:09:10.760 the person who created this can see i saw movement over here 0.99
00:09:14.240 you saw them i saw perk up their own work okay i was always like you're a cunt you know i was 0.99
00:09:21.340 like scared if i was like i always think it's you're two cunts that's what i think every time 1.00
00:09:26.600 what's your favorite way to get fucked you know it's like scary or something but this is really 0.99
00:09:30.700 this is really this is fun i just moved to new york how do i make friends i'd say you're in the 0.98
00:09:37.260 right spot honey who wrote you really are you don't have to stand up if you're scared because
00:09:42.340 i understand but stand up who just moved to new york yeah let's see it because you're in the spot
00:09:46.600 to make friends yay in the balcony oh can't see you i can't see you due to the light now hold on
00:09:54.360 I think you made about 782 friends.
00:09:56.820 I don't know how many people are here.
00:09:57.920 The problem with 782 friends is you go home with zero, right?
00:10:01.800 So I want to help you find one.
00:10:03.700 You know what I mean, right?
00:10:04.600 Yeah.
00:10:04.960 What's your name?
00:10:05.380 Your home doll.
00:10:06.200 Your home doll.
00:10:06.360 What's your name? 0.96
00:10:06.920 Let it ricochet through the synagogue.
00:10:08.980 Brian.
00:10:09.900 Brian?
00:10:11.140 Okay, is there anyone else who came solo tonight?
00:10:14.640 Okay, hell yeah.
00:10:15.520 Can the solo stand up?
00:10:16.600 Brian, who'd you come with?
00:10:18.260 Solo audience members stand up.
00:10:19.180 Solo.
00:10:19.540 I didn't say single.
00:10:20.480 I didn't say anything.
00:10:21.580 No.
00:10:22.360 Brian.
00:10:22.720 Brian.
00:10:23.100 No, but this is key.
00:10:24.180 this is key. Get on your fucking feet. Solo, solo, solo, solo. Get on your fucking feet. Solo, solo, solo. Yes. Brian, did you come with someone? My sister and her friend. Okay, we're going to figure this out. Okay, the original, the original solo wasn't solo, but I think it holds. I think, Brian, maybe if you're comfortable, you should separate from the, the core family and come down here to the floor. And there's a seat right here up front for you if you want it. No pressure. 1.00
00:10:46.460 and and no wait the other solos now this is interesting the other solos it's humility to
00:10:54.540 them they all sat down it's stand back up okay it's first of all radical punk and brave to come
00:11:01.580 to go anywhere alone okay because you're not alone now they're not wait i've a theory they're
00:11:07.260 not standing back up because you didn't affirm when i said stand back up okay and they're scared
00:11:12.660 I think you should stand up and I think we've got it. We've got two seats right here. You could sit next to someone
00:11:18.420 They're back. And by the way, yeah, why don't you two come right here? Boom
00:11:21.980 You can't leave anyone out. I don't want to leave anyone out. All solos. Yeah, here we go. Come to the front. Are you Brian?
00:11:28.280 Brian!
00:11:29.480 You're locking here.
00:11:32.240 Don't sit down. Don't sit down. Don't sit down. Solos, we do it once. It'll be quick. Come to the front. No, you're obsessed with filling seats, okay?
00:11:40.400 just come to the front okay come to the front yeah great great we'll send you back after yeah
00:11:45.820 here come right here come right here yes yes yes okay talk about the seats come back this is a
00:11:52.740 different kind of moment all right okay she has a vision and i'm supporting it okay thank you i
00:11:57.200 need you people to understand
00:11:58.580 this is actually huge now wait there's a moment someone might be like okay i'm one of them and
00:12:07.320 and I hesitated, and it's too late now,
00:12:09.220 the moment has passed, it's not too late.
00:12:10.920 It's not too late to come down,
00:12:12.020 it's not too late to come down.
00:12:13.760 Okay, they're coming, some came from the balcony.
00:12:18.760 Yes, okay, yes, oh my God, yes, yes, yes.
00:12:24.680 This rules, this rules.
00:12:27.000 Okay, this is huge.
00:12:29.440 Oh, wait, now?
00:12:30.980 I feel like I'm a part of a community.
00:12:32.640 I feel that I am worshiping tonight in a synagogue.
00:12:34.940 are worshiping wouldn't it be great the rest of the show just chorus line one at a time oh step
00:12:42.900 up now i feel like okay wait correct me okay psychologically don't you feel like the audience
00:12:48.920 as a whole is starting to see them as a group right yeah and so you think like they all feel
00:12:53.920 together but they're not these are individual like do you realize like no one here no okay
00:12:59.580 no one had their friend except for the original okay yeah okay where are you because you started
00:13:05.900 it all we support you know thank you oh hi the humility of the original what's your name brian
00:13:11.480 yeah to not to not to be sitted to be to be sitted yeah okay original take center take center yeah
00:13:18.480 yeah okay bring it back take your place none of these people okay okay this is it's really easy
00:13:26.180 None of them had the friend go, go for it, Tommy.
00:13:31.060 Okay?
00:13:31.640 Yeah.
00:13:32.280 Don't you kind of feel like they were like, go for it, Tommy?
00:13:34.320 No, they were alone.
00:13:36.860 Oh, you mean?
00:13:39.480 That's actually brilliant.
00:13:40.620 I did think someone was like, run up there.
00:13:42.740 Come on.
00:13:43.560 You're right.
00:13:44.280 Each person, you're literally in their interiority.
00:13:49.200 Braver than us.
00:13:50.520 We didn't come up here alone. 1.00
00:13:51.960 Oh, I'm a fucking coward. 1.00
00:13:52.700 Okay, we can't even be on stage. 1.00
00:13:54.280 She's going, you know, going.
00:13:55.440 What if we freeze up there? 1.00
00:13:58.260 Disappoint the hags. 1.00
00:13:59.580 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:01.180 Now, I don't know what to do with you now.
00:14:04.400 I know, I know.
00:14:05.260 I know.
00:14:06.020 Okay, but talk amongst yourselves, I guess.
00:14:09.400 No, no, no.
00:14:10.060 This is huge.
00:14:11.320 By the way, I mean, I mean, here I go.
00:14:14.560 Can you imagine?
00:14:15.700 But, like, Julie?
00:14:17.220 We can lead you to water, right?
00:14:19.060 I want to be clear.
00:14:20.020 I'm not trying to suggest that
00:14:23.180 you need us to bring you to the front
00:14:25.440 and have you face the crowd
00:14:26.960 it's like you're clearly more secure than I'll ever be
00:14:29.740 so it's just like
00:14:30.920 I feel like I'm sorry I'm still haunted by
00:14:33.440 someone who's like
00:14:34.360 is there anyone else that wants to join the group
00:14:37.720 yeah there's still time
00:14:38.580 it's not too late okay
00:14:41.020 what do we do
00:14:43.560 with them
00:14:44.280 no I think
00:14:45.540 what
00:14:47.000 with who genius see i love when this kind of producerial why don't i understand genius i i
00:14:55.940 think i think you're saying no one wants to go home empty-handed from this kind of experience
00:15:00.800 you need a souvenir i see they're up here get the photo the group photo yeah okay anyone who's
00:15:07.940 deactivated facebook reactivate we set the group every year we meet back we fall i then i then uh
00:15:15.880 Oh, maybe there's some love in the air tonight.
00:15:18.720 Okay, you never know.
00:15:20.240 No, this is, yeah.
00:15:21.480 You guys, do you commit to meet here no matter what has happened?
00:15:25.360 And by the way, maybe some romance happens,
00:15:27.740 but you know what persists more than romance? 0.99
00:15:29.420 Fucking friendship. 0.99
00:15:30.560 Yes. 0.99
00:15:30.900 And maybe there'll be some friendship that happens here tonight. 0.92
00:15:32.940 Huge tenant, huge tenant of poop. 0.86
00:15:34.900 Huge tenant of poop. 0.52
00:15:36.060 Friendship, friendship.
00:15:36.960 Even if you can't do community, you can find a friend.
00:15:38.980 Okay, everybody.
00:15:40.280 I think, but the point is one photo is the idea.
00:15:42.400 Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
00:15:43.460 I don't have a phone.
00:15:44.180 Anyone?
00:15:45.880 okay you're gonna this is important this is key what you found someone else
00:15:54.860 okay here we go here we go here we go now hold on you promised they're not
00:15:59.440 getting let's bring it in guys yeah not a crunch a two layer yeah we've got a
00:16:05.020 bolt one we've got a bolt one you gotta go deeper I think it's gotta be too deep
00:16:08.440 the whole way all right can you believe it strangers strangers among yeah thank you all
00:16:17.040 sit down if any of you want to fill in any of the open seats closer don't be shy wow i am
00:16:24.000 sailing i'm electrified
00:16:28.280 this is rider strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many a
00:16:43.840 year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune
00:16:50.580 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:16:51.960 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:16:55.620 No, I am not your guru.
00:16:59.380 And back then, I lied to my parents.
00:17:02.000 I lied to police.
00:17:03.280 I lied to everybody.
00:17:04.280 There were years right where I could not say your name.
00:17:07.240 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,
00:17:09.920 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,
00:17:12.600 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.
00:17:16.140 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods
00:17:19.000 and not the obvious boyfriend?
00:17:20.580 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92
00:17:23.600 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90
00:17:26.620 Boom, boom. 0.97
00:17:27.960 This is The Red Weather.
00:17:30.860 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app,
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00:17:38.620 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield, from The Girlfriends,
00:17:42.060 the number one hit true crime show
00:17:44.380 that puts women right in the center of their own stories.
00:17:48.500 I'm back with more one-off interviews 1.00
00:17:50.640 with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight. 1.00
00:17:55.540 I want to introduce you to Sylvia. 0.97
00:17:58.060 I'm going to climb this.
00:18:00.420 And then there's Vaisaka.
00:18:02.560 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.
00:18:06.660 Leila dared to ask the question.
00:18:09.140 Is badness hereditary?
00:18:11.160 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.
00:18:12.980 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,
00:18:15.920 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night.
00:18:19.060 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,
00:18:20.780 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.
00:18:23.820 I'm not too intimidated by her.
00:18:25.220 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:18:28.180 Listen to The Girlfriend Spotlight
00:18:30.000 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
00:18:32.520 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:18:39.620 Crook and Chase Nashville chats
00:18:41.200 with the true-life adventures
00:18:42.600 of hot new country star Hudson Westbrook.
00:18:44.500 Early in his career, he shocked his mom more than once, and we even shocked him on what we had to do to get to visit with him.
00:18:52.360 I've seen some people do some crazy things, but nothing like that.
00:18:55.260 Plus, what Hudson almost had in common with Billy Bob Thornton.
00:18:59.180 Crook and Chase Nashville Chats with Hudson Westbrook.
00:19:01.780 Listen and subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
00:19:08.080 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?
00:19:10.620 Welcome to Boys and Girls, the podcast where dating isn't dating.
00:19:15.920 It's a full-on love triathlon.
00:19:18.540 A morning what-if, an evening maybe, and a 3pm chai with a could-this-please-be-the-one.
00:19:25.460 Because in the arranged marriage universe, you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt.
00:19:29.540 And like raw fish, you've got a shelf life.
00:19:33.180 And the wild part? You're not just looking for someone you like.
00:19:36.380 You're casting for a mythical hero your entire family approves of.
00:19:40.060 a saint, a demigod, a unicorn.
00:19:43.220 I know because years ago I sacrificed myself
00:19:45.840 to this chaotic, soul-crushing tradition
00:19:48.040 hoping to find love the correct way.
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00:20:10.060 we have been suffering from a lot of 10 o'clock closing restaurants yeah it's a serious epidemic
00:20:18.740 you know it's unacceptable oh we have a 24-hour room service menu and then are you ready susar
00:20:25.680 salad they don't have hot food no it's like it's uh what has it been they're like yeah it's oats
00:20:32.020 okay so we've got the cup you know we got the chia oh i know what you're doing it's whatever
00:20:35.860 is fridge stable you're putting overnight oats and they you know you know because they go eggs
00:20:41.320 and then oh it's hard-boiled egg right they go they go steak oh it's jerky resting on a leaf
00:20:46.240 okay it's one thing after the next they started to put together a theme which is shelf stable
00:20:52.680 fridge stable okay and you go oh they got an egg bite they're microwaving it right yeah so you go
00:20:58.500 okay this is microwave tops this is microwave tops order and we almost missed a flight based
00:21:04.440 on an egg bite that was yeah worth it i had never from your starbucks app well i've been going i've
00:21:11.980 been going hard on thinking about at home preparation of egg bites for a while now i've
00:21:17.340 spent i've done months you told me that research you were so serious you're like you know you can
00:21:21.200 make those at home you were like silicone molds or whatever yeah silicone molds you remembered
00:21:25.900 yeah i remember but i was absolutely i was taking in the information you know like are they you know
00:21:29.920 food grade food grade right and getting right and i don't want to look hideous i don't want to look
00:21:33.480 I don't know what I'm going for, but the real question is
00:21:35.440 once I form them, how do I
00:21:37.600 freeze them in the way
00:21:38.860 that no air gets in and they
00:21:41.700 Freezing an egg bite
00:21:42.860 I don't see it
00:21:45.560 being worth it, ultimately
00:21:47.360 Do you know what I mean? Like freezing an egg bite
00:21:49.200 No, but if you freeze
00:21:51.380 70 of them, right?
00:21:53.180 And then every day, hungry for a little protein
00:21:55.380 Boom, okay? Microwave
00:21:56.860 And you have a little pepper on there
00:21:58.880 You do something to kind of awaken it
00:22:01.020 I didn't even talk to you
00:22:02.080 I was building community at Starbucks
00:22:04.260 having so much fun waiting because
00:22:06.040 they wouldn't come out. So again, I've never missed
00:22:08.200 a flight in my life.
00:22:09.940 I have, but I didn't
00:22:12.220 regret it.
00:22:13.440 The egg bites took so long that we almost
00:22:16.140 missed our flight and I was getting so absorbed
00:22:18.100 in building community at Starbucks
00:22:19.580 because it was the mobile order. People were going
00:22:21.980 lost and I was like, that's yours.
00:22:24.000 I was like, oh, lost our job.
00:22:26.160 I go, Jonathan. He's here.
00:22:28.260 He's here.
00:22:29.700 The women who were making the drinks right there,
00:22:31.860 I was chatting with them 1.00
00:22:32.740 one of them
00:22:33.240 they said a name
00:22:33.860 huh Flo
00:22:34.600 said something
00:22:35.080 almost like Flo Rida
00:22:36.180 I went Flo Rida's here 0.85
00:22:37.280 killed 1.00
00:22:37.680 fucking killed 1.00
00:22:38.920 went over huge 1.00
00:22:39.500 I was like
00:22:40.340 it was unbelievable
00:22:41.480 I was in a deep squat
00:22:42.720 25 feet away
00:22:43.880 like truly
00:22:44.660 this is
00:22:45.100 so Kate and I spent
00:22:46.220 a really good portion
00:22:48.300 of
00:22:48.840 of the airport time
00:22:50.860 like this
00:22:51.400 answering emails
00:22:52.240 like this
00:22:52.760 side by side
00:22:53.420 you get stares
00:22:54.360 I gotta say it
00:22:55.240 but it's an absolute 0.68
00:22:56.580 it's an incestual pose
00:22:57.920 it's a primal
00:22:57.940 posture
00:22:58.720 it's a kind of
00:23:00.640 it's a hip hop
00:23:01.340 in the basket I do it right now but my pants won't allow it but yeah I have been experiencing
00:23:06.580 blackouts upon standing yeah yeah I I started to video you actually I'm blacking out I was like
00:23:13.680 well you're not but you were leaning up against the wall towards it I think it's confusing blood
00:23:19.320 rushing to that I think the blood is rushing you and I are both getting head rushes independently
00:23:23.540 she's almost starting to happen right now yeah careful no not munchausen what's the thing where
00:23:28.660 everyone's like we all have it oh yeah they're like i'm pulling threads out of my arm you know
00:23:35.040 hysterical something i mean i get it munchausen or munchausen by proxy
00:23:41.680 the group which is your favorite obviously by proxy yeah yeah everyone was so into munchausen
00:23:49.640 a few years ago hulu had i know i mean and i'm never upset watching it watching a tv show i'm 0.96
00:23:56.100 like I think this is a Munchausen by proxy episode and then sometimes it's not and you're like damn 0.98
00:24:03.020 they were just sick whoa like all right let's wrestle with that fucking love a Munchausen 0.97
00:24:09.440 narrative yeah again by proxy at this point I'm shortening Munchausen by proxy as Munchausen 0.97
00:24:14.900 that's how I refer to the long version yeah I love ya thanks you've actually been like this
00:24:23.200 i really admire this about you thank you you're gifting you go i'm buying my mother augustinus
00:24:27.920 bader i go that old bag you know no okay but i'm like that's unbelievable you going out of
00:24:34.480 pocket on augustinus i mean it was what 250 cream oh oh yeah yeah well she did an interesting thing
00:24:40.560 i wasn't calling your mother a war to be clear that came out wrong i just thought it was more
00:24:45.120 about like not being like i so my mother turned 75 and i'm giving her we're all giving her the
00:24:50.800 three siblings 75 gifts okay let's be nice to have siblings only child yeah okay
00:24:57.200 and and the only's here
00:25:01.120 yeah any babies here
00:25:06.080 i heard this at the middle child this is becoming an america kind of phased out fewer and fewer
00:25:11.680 people are having three children for happy seasons yeah and the middle child as kind of a personality
00:25:17.280 and as probably the bedrock of society
00:25:20.040 are like there are fewer and fewer middle children.
00:25:25.000 The polarization of that structure, right?
00:25:28.880 You only have the baby.
00:25:29.720 Wow, wow, look at me.
00:25:30.660 I get the thing, but I also feel like I learn things.
00:25:33.340 And then the oldest, I mean the oldest.
00:25:35.480 The oldest.
00:25:35.900 They are.
00:25:36.360 I think they have their own issue.
00:25:38.000 I've seen it time and again.
00:25:39.340 I mean, they're so mad at the baby, you know, the whole thing.
00:25:41.800 Somatic?
00:25:42.720 No, I mean, they do have somatic issues from birth for sure. 0.93
00:25:45.580 okay but they're so mad at oh yeah oh so mad at the baby one my mother okay my mother turns
00:25:52.240 somatic anger at the baby would be a way to combine it yeah i saw a baby actually you were
00:25:59.360 with me we've been together for days i like us being together for days and i saw what i thought
00:26:05.400 was someone massaging their baby's head and i thought that they've massaged it to a point of
00:26:09.720 absurdity where the baby's head was now this small like like that like dough they pulled it up it was
00:26:14.860 the leg okay it was a leg she was panicked but honestly i don't know if you should be massaging
00:26:18.920 a thigh i've been i don't care whose it is baby or not that's erotic okay oh yeah i won't stand
00:26:25.760 for it oh yeah oh you i've been seeing a lot of loose babies like people like holding their baby
00:26:31.900 out without the stuff and like like 10 p.m like los angeles i'm seeing people like babies like
00:26:38.260 you have free air between you and the baby i mean it's kind of cool going to the store but like 10
00:26:43.340 just loose raw yeah legs dangling yeah i was thinking about this actually like yeah it feels
00:26:50.840 like a baby it the boundaries should be like uniform right like there shouldn't be a foot
00:26:57.360 it feels like their legs and their arms should be attached to the body for like the first two years
00:27:04.520 do you know what i mean just dangerous yeah it shouldn't be that differentiated you know what
00:27:09.300 like that early like they're not really prepared for a lot of articulation oh my mother's gifts
00:27:13.960 okay yeah i'm sorry go i've forgotten what it was okay my mother oh right 75 gifts oh right right
00:27:20.600 right so this has been so i paid for the middle child that's what i okay i paid for the bader i
00:27:24.720 paid for the bader right you paid she paid so out of pocket for the bader yeah i do not i said to
00:27:29.980 my mom you know you're getting 20 because 25 gifts from me and they'll roll in you know the rolling
00:27:34.720 because that's how I do things.
00:27:35.560 25 gifts?
00:27:36.580 75 total, each sibling, remember?
00:27:38.980 You were just lost in your only child story
00:27:40.880 about yourself, about my siblings.
00:27:42.660 You didn't actually process the information.
00:27:44.800 25 gifts, each sibling.
00:27:47.340 To add up to 75.
00:27:48.760 Wow, unbelievable.
00:27:49.860 It was actually funny,
00:27:50.860 because I pitched,
00:27:52.520 so we're going to do the 75 gifts,
00:27:54.140 and this is something my mother has done for us, okay?
00:27:57.520 Like, oh, it's your 25th, 25 gifts.
00:27:59.720 You know, I've seen her do it for other family members.
00:28:01.760 So in the card, we're 25 gifts,
00:28:03.480 or 75 gifts coming your way.
00:28:05.480 I wrote a parenthetical,
00:28:07.120 something like, you know,
00:28:08.820 an idea we stole from you
00:28:10.100 because you're so generous or whatever.
00:28:11.640 And my sister was like,
00:28:12.360 it's stronger without, stronger without.
00:28:14.160 Oh, wow.
00:28:15.340 Not calling out that it was her idea
00:28:17.680 that we were stealing.
00:28:18.760 Right.
00:28:19.900 I don't know.
00:28:20.700 Do you think that was the right choice?
00:28:23.020 I would have gone more with your...
00:28:25.060 Because we love you, mommy.
00:28:26.160 Yeah.
00:28:26.420 I would have gone more.
00:28:27.440 That's more in me,
00:28:28.760 but I understand.
00:28:31.220 Yeah, so...
00:28:32.200 Sometimes what's not other.
00:28:33.380 you know we get free stuff powerful yeah i refuse there is some high-end stuff and i will give it
00:28:39.140 to my mother okay but those do not count i'm not taking sturm because sturm caved have hashtag
00:28:46.900 barbara sturm cave sent us some products yeah actually it was snuck out the back it wasn't
00:28:51.700 dr barbara to be clear it was no someone lower down some gay person at the pr company had some 0.77
00:28:58.260 god damn mercy yeah in some sense of relevance you know yeah you know via the uh long tail marketing 0.56
00:29:05.220 okay that is okay so yeah stern cave thank you anyway i go very i want to be very clear mother 0.94
00:29:13.380 none of these were the freebies i do not do that she said they could absolutely be the freebies
00:29:18.180 i won't do it of course oh that's unbelievable my mom's got meanwhile glossier from the 90s
00:29:24.500 Yeah, I've given her.
00:29:26.040 Meanwhile, remember the pajamas?
00:29:28.620 I was disgusted.
00:29:29.780 Oh, no.
00:29:30.420 Do you remember?
00:29:31.300 Don't humiliate me in front of my friends.
00:29:34.000 Okay.
00:29:34.500 Wait, sorry.
00:29:35.200 No, I thought you would stand by.
00:29:36.760 It was just we were sent some pajamas,
00:29:38.740 and you sort of revealed to me after the fact, like,
00:29:41.200 Christmas morning, my mother and her new pajamas that I gave.
00:29:45.380 And I was like, I recognize those, you know?
00:29:47.760 And you know what?
00:29:48.240 My mother actually told me.
00:29:49.960 She's like, I don't really like these.
00:29:51.220 And this is what was so cruel about me regifting them.
00:29:54.340 i knew they weren't really her thing do you understand yeah my mother yeah my mother the
00:29:58.820 center you know yeah like of your my glorious mother gave by the way these pajamas were give
00:30:05.300 pajamas these were not for helen these were not for helen berlant no helen would never
00:30:09.940 kate was lying these were garish you know rudolph the red you know it was like christmas yeah rough
00:30:16.340 rough okay they were rough they were like flammable it's like you light them out it's
00:30:19.860 instant yeah fire starting yeah christmas fire starter she re-gifted them okay to one of her
00:30:27.700 best friends that's actually nice the apple doesn't fall far now did you tell her that they
00:30:34.020 were did you go or you're all lying you're all you're paying forward the lie maybe i think maybe
00:30:40.260 a couple weeks later i i think she was like sorry i i just don't i don't know i just something about
00:30:45.780 it is really i'd i'd have the i'd have the stern cream here unopened and i'm going to the store
00:30:52.100 and i'm buying the stern cream that's crazy is it i mean that's why to me what is the gift the
00:30:58.340 gift is i purchased it for you i mean we can fight about this yeah people are saying no
00:31:06.340 yeah no it's not it's not i gave way about this you probably you'll hate this oh god i had a
00:31:10.820 a friend come over nine months pregnant about to give birth any day oh no you grabbed something
00:31:15.780 from the back literally something filthy she listen to this imagine this my friend's wonderful
00:31:21.700 friend comes over nine months pregnant with her like three-year-old three-year-old baked me a
00:31:25.780 pie for thanksgiving can you imagine how sweet i almost wanted to start crying the three-year-old
00:31:30.340 a real pie or one of those you know she made you a pie you know one of those things but like
00:31:34.980 but then my friend was like no she really did like work on it has a k on it i'm sure she did
00:31:40.020 work on it but she was in there and i was so moved the pot were you though kate honestly
00:31:47.780 i swear to god i was i might have been no i swear to god really kate i made you yeah no 1.00
00:31:54.180 don't yes no i i'm just i believe you but i just wanted to know callous childless whore 0.77
00:32:01.780 yeah i'm the same i mean i'm deeply unmoved regularly by no i was truly moved i was truly
00:32:07.540 moved oh remember you heard me oh god i heard i heard you finding over a dog and it was sweetie
00:32:13.540 that was it was to offset my my you were trying to access the dog owner through the dog which is
00:32:18.580 actually almost sometimes the only way to reach them you remember the dog all right yeah i'll just
00:32:24.180 say no unfinished tonight this is crass i was moved by the pie i was moved by my friend and her
00:32:31.300 daughter and then i i mean this is sick now in retrospect i'm scared i'm scared what rummage
00:32:36.820 around, pulls an, you know,
00:32:38.640 I mean, it's completely sealed.
00:32:40.460 How old was the kid for real? Three?
00:32:42.580 Yeah. No, no. So did the mother
00:32:44.740 bake it and it was good? I didn't
00:32:46.840 eat it, so that's another thing. I know.
00:32:48.340 No, I'm
00:32:50.320 thinking ahead. This is a re-gifting
00:32:52.180 story, and I'm wondering that you put
00:32:54.200 some, you know, runny pancake
00:32:56.420 Mother Day, you know. 0.98
00:32:59.300 Mother Day?
00:33:00.060 Alright, sorry, I'll let you go.
00:33:02.220 All I'm saying is that
00:33:04.420 I, in a panic, what do I
00:33:06.300 give you know what do i do i didn't have anything for a child but i went and got from my poop closet
00:33:12.180 i got a fully wrapped anti-aging bomb and gave it to her unwrap child no to the mother
00:33:20.740 you think that's really gross but where's the oh no wait i understand what's happening
00:33:25.360 you in the same experience event a pie is brought to you you go i have nothing for you
00:33:32.040 Were you hosting?
00:33:34.200 It was 9 a.m.
00:33:37.120 Are you awake?
00:33:38.260 We're in the neighborhood.
00:33:39.360 Neighbors.
00:33:40.680 We stop by.
00:33:42.200 We can drop something on your porch or say hello.
00:33:45.120 Hello.
00:33:45.760 Oh, it's the day before Thanksgiving.
00:33:47.460 Okay, first of all, the idea, I've never heard a bigger lie and farce, okay?
00:33:51.640 What?
00:33:52.580 No one's waiting for a day before Thanksgiving gift with another gift for those who knock on the door.
00:34:00.400 Oh, I just had this in my closet.
00:34:02.300 No, no, I didn't pretend.
00:34:03.560 I didn't.
00:34:04.220 No, but I said, oh, my God, I want to give you something.
00:34:06.780 I want to give you something.
00:34:07.540 Yeah, and I have this high-quality cream.
00:34:18.600 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:34:22.700 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.
00:34:27.360 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune
00:34:31.880 It was hard to wrap your head around
00:34:33.140 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs
00:34:36.580 So no, I am not your guru
00:34:40.140 And back then, I lied to my parents
00:34:42.960 I lied to police
00:34:44.240 I lied to everybody
00:34:45.360 There were years right where I could not say your name
00:34:48.340 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California
00:34:50.980 Interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists
00:34:53.900 Whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened
00:34:57.240 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods and not the obvious boyfriend?
00:35:01.980 They have had this case for 30 years. 1.00
00:35:04.900 I'll teach you sons of bitches to come around here and my wife. 1.00
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00:35:29.820 I'm back with more one-off interviews with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight. 0.96
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00:35:39.360 I'm going to climb this.
00:35:42.100 And then there's Vaisaka.
00:35:43.860 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.
00:35:47.960 Leila dared to ask the question.
00:35:50.440 Is badness hereditary?
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00:35:57.420 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night.
00:36:00.340 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,
00:36:02.080 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.
00:36:05.080 I'm not too intimidated by her.
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00:36:49.320 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?
00:36:53.320 Welcome to Boys and Girls,
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00:37:08.580 you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt,
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00:37:29.340 hoping to find love the correct way.
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00:38:12.400 meanwhile yeah really yeah one of the only things left you won't find me signing those papers
00:38:17.840 yeah hideous but imagine it's property property yeah who are you paying to yeah no one knows
00:38:26.300 oh my mortgage is too who does that go to no one knows yeah it's unclear that is the problem follow
00:38:31.520 the money no one wants to no one wants to whenever anyone says mortgage i just picture the little
00:38:36.240 monopoly plastic things and it's sort of like yeah and i'm scared and i don't trust people that know
00:38:42.140 oh yeah 20% you know what I hate oh yeah escrow like are you kidding and by the way is there a
00:38:50.600 w in that word because there is right yeah which seems way too folksy for what that word is like 0.98
00:38:57.980 there shouldn't be a w at the end of that shit it's financial it should be a solid just oh 0.96
00:39:02.520 yeah yeah totally and it should stand for something what is right right the w is trying 0.98
00:39:08.920 to be like it's a nice word you know the w is kind of like oh it's a it's palatial it's like
00:39:14.580 yeah i mean i said wood you said palatial but the you know the two can meet w's so
00:39:19.900 because they're oh so i so i smell gas oh yeah and i go i'm not you know i i will not be the 0.94
00:39:29.180 fucking fool who was too afraid so i call so scary you know they come over okay and i'm like 0.98
00:39:35.660 Who's they? 1.00
00:39:36.560 911?
00:39:37.280 Who do you call?
00:39:38.520 The maintenance people of the building.
00:39:40.200 Oh, okay.
00:39:40.900 Okay?
00:39:41.840 Right.
00:39:42.300 So.
00:39:42.960 Okay.
00:39:45.100 So.
00:39:46.800 I'm smelling it.
00:39:47.860 Okay.
00:39:48.300 I believe I caused it.
00:39:49.600 This is important.
00:39:50.420 Okay?
00:39:50.740 Okay.
00:39:51.360 Because I, you know, I took the vacuum.
00:39:54.360 Do it.
00:39:54.980 Get out.
00:39:55.100 And I said.
00:39:56.080 Sure.
00:39:56.800 And I said.
00:39:57.380 If you're moved to rise.
00:40:00.400 That's a vacuum?
00:40:01.240 I jammed it behind my stove and oven.
00:40:03.740 Okay?
00:40:04.980 Okay.
00:40:05.240 try to it was hard but i got it in there because i just know that is that your hand i just want
00:40:11.240 to understand no no oh the the end of a dyson got it going behind an area okay i got i got a hose
00:40:19.080 i okay yeah and okay and then it goes like okay and i'm like i don't even really know it's back
00:40:26.760 there i'm very unclear on like you know how the pipes all come together to make the magic happen
00:40:30.920 on the stove i do not and i'm not interested in learning what a pilot light is okay look oh the
00:40:37.140 pilot light's probably out have you ever heard that it's like my whole life every day it's like
00:40:40.980 i'm like are you telling me something's been lit in there this whole time well i've been living
00:40:45.980 like that you know what we haven't talked about on the pod and we're doing it right now i guess
00:40:49.940 put it that way but um all this stuff about how gas stoves will kill you you're familiar right
00:40:55.800 because now it's like now the luxury thing is don't worry there's no flame in the stone it's
00:41:00.520 one of those oh induction it's the thing that you just go and it boils induction godless godless
00:41:07.520 technology sterile might actually and i i just i don't like that no no no no wait we're as if 0.95
00:41:16.620 we're not broken as if we're not ripped from ritual enough in this goddamn contemporary life 0.83
00:41:20.980 they're gonna take fire away they're gonna go oh you're gonna cook on a you're gonna cook on a 0.98
00:41:25.900 screen now bitch it's one of the only things we have left is to return to cooking and to turn on 0.98
00:41:32.940 oh i'm alive and to see a flame and to charge something turn it over oh my god the questions 0.98
00:41:39.140 oh bring the question bucket we forgot thank you to everyone who this isn't the bucket that we 0.97
00:41:42.920 brought but um this is the home depot it's kind of fun you know people say oh a couple bitches
00:41:47.680 here doing a live podcast home depot okay we're pretty down we're pretty cool still not a sponsor
00:41:52.300 in sight what's your one desert island product one the question is here's the thing i go depends
00:41:57.920 what my goals are on the island well because obviously you go okay we're not going to play
00:42:04.340 this game sunscreen right we're not gonna so because then because then we're just talking
00:42:07.640 about sunscreen brands right which product well for me it's gonna be a moisturizer right it's
00:42:15.640 gonna be something to moisturize no i mean the first thing that came to my mind frankly was
00:42:19.760 squalane holy shit well i'm not surprised by awesome i mean just as a yeah but someone says
00:42:25.120 right i don't know that's what i went for first squalane i don't know that was the first thing
00:42:30.100 that came to mind yeah i actually don't you know first thing first thing first thought i don't know
00:42:33.940 is first thought best i'm not so sure yeah i'm a little tired of that narrative but also i don't
00:42:38.240 know what do you think it's hard to say struggling i'm struggling um okay so i feel like i'm always
00:42:42.900 singing their praises but i'm not going to apologize for it i'm really into the dew skin
00:42:46.640 hydrating gel right now.
00:42:50.000 Air Angel.
00:42:51.000 Air Angel. 1.00
00:42:51.820 Fuck, it's good. 1.00
00:42:53.140 And it's in a pump. 1.00
00:42:53.640 Wait a second.
00:42:55.280 How?
00:42:55.880 What?
00:42:56.300 This one's written on a jar card.
00:43:01.180 Read it.
00:43:02.820 By the way,
00:43:03.680 I've got to make this clear.
00:43:05.260 If you go to a jar, 1.00
00:43:06.820 mention Poog. 0.61
00:43:07.700 If you go to a jar,
00:43:09.340 mention, by the way,
00:43:09.900 I got a text from Suzanne,
00:43:11.300 the chef, 0.95
00:43:11.700 why didn't we invite her to the shows? 1.00
00:43:13.120 We are not good at our jobs. 1.00
00:43:14.320 and she sent me
00:43:16.720 and she goes
00:43:17.180 thank you for sending
00:43:19.260 all the young
00:43:20.080 brilliant minds
00:43:21.360 to JAR
00:43:22.060 I mean I'm sure
00:43:24.560 I talked about this
00:43:25.060 on the pod
00:43:25.500 that last time
00:43:26.120 I went there
00:43:26.460 I was walked to my car 0.99
00:43:27.500 that she 1.00
00:43:28.800 Suzanne wants me
00:43:30.160 to walk you to your
00:43:30.980 car
00:43:31.800 no
00:43:32.400 it was actually embarrassing
00:43:33.540 I was like
00:43:34.000 it was like a block
00:43:35.140 it was like
00:43:35.460 the sweet server
00:43:36.460 I'm like
00:43:36.860 tell me about you
00:43:38.480 I tip him
00:43:39.260 yeah
00:43:39.700 walk to the car
00:43:40.920 yeah
00:43:41.320 wait wait wait
00:43:42.940 there was something
00:43:43.420 about JAR
00:43:43.720 Oh, the other thing, if you go to JAR and you post about JAR, tag JAR also, tag JAR also.
00:43:49.420 I saw a beautiful post come in today, and I was like, JAR didn't see, JAR didn't see, JAR didn't see.
00:43:54.940 And by the way, I talked to someone, some like hot, hip, like, person, and they were like, they didn't know about, they had never heard POOG, whatever, that's fine.
00:44:04.340 But they were like, yeah, I feel like JAR is really having a moment. 0.56
00:44:06.940 I almost chopped my own head off, threw it across the room.
00:44:10.420 Like, can you imagine, imagine hearing that from someone who doesn't know you have a POOG podcast.
00:44:13.720 Yeah, I heard Jara seems to really be having a moment.
00:44:16.200 Be like.
00:44:19.420 No, that would be very.
00:44:21.340 I actually couldn't say anything.
00:44:23.480 It was like so much.
00:44:25.380 I was like, no.
00:44:26.900 Yeah.
00:44:27.340 No, yeah.
00:44:28.120 There's no option but to say nothing.
00:44:29.360 What does it say on the Jara card?
00:44:29.940 It's asking for practitioner address, phone numbers, et cetera, healer.
00:44:34.180 Well, almost across the suite from Jara, there's a great healer named Maurizio.
00:44:37.320 Couldn't tell you more than that.
00:44:38.220 But I went to him once.
00:44:38.740 That's pretty good.
00:44:39.540 I think that gave me a lot.
00:44:41.060 You're going to love this.
00:44:41.920 Yeah.
00:44:42.100 My dad is an American Airlines pilot, and he said he does get scared during turbulence.
00:44:49.140 No.
00:44:50.940 Are you?
00:44:52.000 No.
00:44:52.420 But that's the first part.
00:44:54.260 But he's most scared watching his co-pilot land.
00:44:58.600 He thinks I wouldn't do that.
00:45:01.700 Oh, no.
00:45:04.580 All right.
00:45:05.100 That's scary.
00:45:05.760 Whoever that is, I want a follow-up on Pook Podcast at Gmail.
00:45:09.520 I have a lot to discuss before Kate and I take flight again in mere days.
00:45:14.060 That's really, oh, my God.
00:45:15.820 Imagine not being a fan.
00:45:16.760 Imagine everyone has their own little, I like to set them down real easy, right?
00:45:20.560 Yeah, some of them like to go kind of a this.
00:45:22.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:27.620 Oh, my God.
00:45:30.360 I got excited.
00:45:30.980 Kate, I've seen you at Erewhon multiple times.
00:45:32.760 No.
00:45:33.940 I've been too afraid to approach.
00:45:35.500 Never be afraid to approach, ever, okay?
00:45:37.720 I'm not Mariah Carey. 0.99
00:45:39.100 okay it's fine you're not i'm not like fuck i can't go anywhere i'm here with my daughters 0.97
00:45:46.960 approach approach i can't say it enough approach approach why do you think i got into this business 0.98
00:45:54.980 i'm trying to be alone oh i i've been humiliated in air one every time i because i've never been
00:46:01.300 recognized in air one and i go in and i'm showing my face left and right i'm i'm giving a wide
00:46:06.260 angle for anyone everyone i go you're at beverly you're at beverly nonetheless yeah come to come
00:46:11.580 over to sliver like hot bar items maybe hard to find a hot bar item this is interesting thoughts
00:46:16.740 i'm going to a state's estate sales for closing spas to get pro facial devices products etc genius
00:46:22.160 are crazy wow innovative i say you know but here's my problem with state sales sometimes you go and
00:46:27.640 the products are uh or the items are marked appropriately like they're not necessarily
00:46:32.060 You know, it's like, it's like, Oh yeah, this device, like normally it's 6,000 here.
00:46:38.100 It's 4,000.
00:46:38.940 Like it's a great deal.
00:46:40.100 Right.
00:46:40.400 Right. 0.85
00:46:40.900 So it was used by a dead woman.
00:46:42.500 Let's bring it down to 900 and guess who's here from frog hollow farm. 0.96
00:46:47.180 My cousin, Becky, I won't make her stand up, but she is here. 0.99
00:46:51.880 Maybe I will make her stand up.
00:46:53.120 We can do it whenever.
00:46:53.940 I don't want to humiliate.
00:46:55.020 Yeah.
00:46:55.520 Let's just say standing up in a crowd when honored is hard because half of your body
00:47:00.280 It's to the front, and half of your body, as is always the case,
00:47:03.180 but, you know, it's to the back.
00:47:04.820 And so you're in a 360, and are you supposed to adjust?
00:47:09.420 You know what I mean?
00:47:09.800 You're supposed to turn, I think.
00:47:10.920 You do a full turn.
00:47:11.560 Keep it moving?
00:47:12.460 Yeah, you do a full turn.
00:47:15.020 Listeners of the pod will know I'm very close with my cousins,
00:47:17.980 and I just say a bunch of my cousins are here tonight.
00:47:19.720 It's a big night.
00:47:21.720 Yeah.
00:47:23.260 That actually, and by the way, it's like if I were interested in show business,
00:47:26.560 I would have forced them all to stand, and the night is young,
00:47:28.660 and we can still do that later.
00:47:30.040 Yeah.
00:47:30.200 we'll see yeah no but if we start letting people dictate okay if we i actually felt it i felt do it
00:47:35.400 yeah i like hearing a guy be like do it you loved it yeah i'll say something i felt unsafe okay it
00:47:43.560 goes deep it goes deep i felt like kate do not feed like do do not give a little of course the
00:47:49.880 thing okay because then they'll go rabid with power yeah if you just respond if you know if
00:47:55.480 you negotiate with the audience of course i mean we never forget all right i never forget 0.97
00:48:01.480 yeah that you're a mob i mean i said this but by the way you could kill us right now
00:48:07.480 and quickly like honestly the front row alone how far how long do you think it actually takes to rip 0.95
00:48:12.280 someone to shreds all right all right let's now now here's a huge question pull someone limb from
00:48:17.800 limb here's a question kate okay this is actually really interesting and i don't want to leave this
00:48:21.960 topic no one let us leave this topic okay until it's completely exhausted okay because i'm excited
00:48:26.040 i'm thrilled okay so here's a question is it harder for 30 people to to kill someone
00:48:32.280 bare-handed than it is for four people to kill someone bare-handed do you see what i'm saying
00:48:36.520 i can't get a hold yeah because it's like the the daddy long legs that it's deeply poisonous if it
00:48:43.560 bites you but it has no ability to bite you that thing because its own legs are in the way or
00:48:47.000 something wait really i didn't know that yeah its own legs are in the way it's terrifying weird yeah
00:48:51.000 no i guess if it's four everyone grabs a limb all right boom one limb everyone's grabbed it right
00:48:56.680 now ouch i don't think i don't think there's just if if four people could just instantly
00:49:02.760 tear apart one person i don't think civilization would you know would have flourished right i think
00:49:08.440 because that would have been all day every day yeah yeah it would have been like can you want
00:49:12.520 to hear who got ripped you got torn up yeah well i all the time i'm like it's amazing it's not just
00:49:20.360 pure screams at all times yeah it's amazing it's not everyone's ripping i mean it's amazing i think
00:49:24.920 it's pure screams then we go well that's not gonna help let me be silent and then it sort
00:49:28.440 of filters through like like okay so kate's like why why isn't everyone screaming all the time
00:49:34.920 on the streets right like they should it would make sense it would just make sense to be like
00:49:39.560 you're at tvs or whatever everyone's like like they're kind of not and i think it's like there's
00:49:45.080 that impulse and then it's been pushed down okay and then it comes out just in like taxes you know
00:49:51.380 what i mean like it's been sublimated into sublimated though the opposite of sublimated
00:49:56.560 because sublimated oh you mean it's been it's been like instead of going up sublimation right
00:50:03.040 into a higher thing it's gone lower wait why i thought sublimation did suggest it getting
00:50:08.340 going no because anyone here if you sublimate me anyone here no i can't go me
00:50:15.320 i feel like okay do you see this the distortion on our faces i feel like that right now
00:50:21.100 i i'm i'm embarrassed sublimation apparently no but if you sublimate the sexual desire
00:50:26.720 into your art right right you're taking the lower to the higher right i feel like this is the like
00:50:32.300 truth like like no right like cvs is what almost like should be happening it's like push down into
00:50:37.600 to kind of like, day to day, I don't know.
00:50:43.420 That's why they're not screaming.
00:50:44.920 Cause they doing their taxes, I understand.
00:50:46.900 Yeah, they shoved it into tax.
00:50:48.700 Yeah.
00:50:49.700 Well, no, the choreography of modern life
00:50:51.720 holds the terror of the other day,
00:50:54.100 you might be able to say.
00:50:55.920 You're right, that's why we're not ripping each other
00:50:57.860 limb from limb because we have to go to.
00:51:01.760 What would be the fastest way?
00:51:03.620 What would be the fastest way for the audience to kill us?
00:51:06.360 That's the first thing I want to...
00:51:07.620 And are we allowed to organize?
00:51:09.280 What is it?
00:51:10.120 They rush us and bonk us on the head a bunch.
00:51:12.780 Really? 0.66
00:51:13.320 Yeah.
00:51:14.800 But do you think they would allow someone to step up and go,
00:51:18.940 I got this.
00:51:20.660 Or would it be them all deciding amongst themselves?
00:51:25.600 No, I don't think it'd be, you bonk, you bonk.
00:51:27.760 Our fans might be analyzing it, honestly.
00:51:30.600 This group?
00:51:31.440 I think maybe even in this beautiful, benevolent,
00:51:35.580 I think there's probably four or five people
00:51:37.660 who could deliver some fatal blows 0.73
00:51:39.500 and it maybe would come
00:51:41.960 once finally given the permission
00:51:44.160 to bonk.
00:51:46.220 You'd be alarmed.
00:51:50.220 It's called community.
00:51:51.460 There it is.
00:51:52.280 The community keeps us from bonking.
00:51:53.680 If I were going to die, I wouldn't mind dying 0.83
00:51:55.780 ripped apart by an audience. 0.79
00:51:59.240 Isn't that the final goal?
00:52:01.380 I mean, isn't it? Consume, consume.
00:52:03.300 Consume me until I'm gone.
00:52:04.480 that's good and then you know transcendence through a tiny bite of the event host in everyone's mouth
00:52:14.000 right how's the show the host you know everyone get a tiny little bit yeah well that's why when
00:52:22.220 i you know you think about elvis or you know yeah taylor swift if i may it's like i'm honestly
00:52:26.960 it's amazing they're not ripped to pieces every night yeah this is what three security guards
00:52:32.180 like don't even try ripping her up i mean really it's like i have a question for you and it's a
00:52:38.100 bit much okay but i guess they are ripped apart in the ends psychologically no yeah what starts
00:52:46.100 they are cannibalized sorry i'm no that's what i can just say yeah they are um no but i did
00:52:53.780 want to say before the questions in here all right fine but keep going and this is a little bit of
00:52:57.780 the same and i get excited by these topics okay go okay okay okay don't yes me okay
00:53:05.860 to read them in silence so this is a bit much who cares here's my question kate yeah you and me
00:53:15.700 classic uh rock climbing group plane crash andes you know classic cannibal scenario right
00:53:24.740 freezing, gotta eat
00:53:27.560 someone to live, right?
00:53:29.580 And let's just say that person sacrifices themselves.
00:53:31.680 I'm starving. I'm not eating.
00:53:33.320 Are you fucking serious? I'm not fucking eating. 0.99
00:53:35.720 I think that is... No, I said 1.00
00:53:37.420 we don't kill them. I'm saying, let's just 0.90
00:53:39.580 say they die and their meat is good, 0.99
00:53:41.600 right? Now, some people have
00:53:43.600 an actual, and I'm meeting this, some people have an actual
00:53:45.580 probably visceral response to that, like,
00:53:47.540 right? I don't. To me, I'm just
00:53:49.520 like...
00:53:51.160 Like, literally, of course.
00:53:53.740 Yeah, right.
00:53:55.380 i i almost think there's a drag of humanity going on there oh pretending i could never eat someone
00:54:04.500 same amino acids finally given a chance
00:54:09.700 you finally get to eat someone in row 16f and the eroticization you know that where they're not
00:54:16.580 interested here's a here's a here's a key question about cannibalism first or coach no this is about
00:54:20.260 would you would you sooner eat someone that you like you're attracted to them something or would 0.99
00:54:28.720 you sooner eat someone you're like they're a motherfucker i'm gonna eat them right like 1.00
00:54:32.380 they were so cruel or well i don't think okay if they're not there to like be like oh you're 1.00
00:54:40.520 eating me they're not there okay you little perv yeah then i find no eroticism in consuming them 0.95
00:54:46.620 If they're not there to realize they've been consumed. 0.98
00:54:48.760 Yeah, yeah, no.
00:54:49.440 I don't find cannibalism erotic.
00:54:52.000 It wasn't, yeah, yeah.
00:54:54.160 Oh, you were just talking about sort of general flavor, you know, taste?
00:54:57.580 No, I just meant psychologically.
00:54:58.980 Is it easier to eat someone that you personally don't like?
00:55:01.720 Or is it easier to eat someone that you actually have a lot of reference for?
00:55:04.360 I think it's easiest to eat me.
00:55:05.960 You know why?
00:55:06.880 Because I've said that you should eat me.
00:55:09.920 I've said I'll eat others.
00:55:11.100 I've said it's, you know.
00:55:12.200 Yeah.
00:55:13.600 Well, great.
00:55:14.160 You really starving would actually, like...
00:55:17.380 I don't think I could eat you.
00:55:18.340 Clutch your pearls? 1.00
00:55:18.980 Are you fucking serious? 1.00
00:55:20.160 I don't think I could do it. 0.99
00:55:21.440 I mean, you...
00:55:22.060 Here's Jacqueline.
00:55:23.980 I just don't see myself doing it.
00:55:26.960 Go ahead.
00:55:27.620 Remember, you were scared...
00:55:28.600 All I ask...
00:55:29.280 Yeah.
00:55:30.380 I want you to go ahead.
00:55:31.900 Okay.
00:55:32.140 Eat me, okay?
00:55:32.900 But I don't want any comments about how you can taste the fact that I wasn't vegan or
00:55:38.940 something.
00:55:39.520 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:55:40.960 Or she ate canola oil. 1.00
00:55:42.660 This is clearly inflamed flesh.
00:55:44.100 If you eat me, you act like it's the finest cut of meat
00:55:47.580 Of the humans that could happen
00:55:49.060 You defend me at all costs if anyone else speaks up 1.00
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00:56:19.300 I'm going to climb this. 0.81
00:56:21.700 Is badness hereditary?
00:56:23.640 Let's see how we can stop killing.
00:56:26.480 I'm not too intimidated by her.
00:56:27.920 What are you talking about? 0.98
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