Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - January 14, 2025


Saturn： The Fun One

Topics
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Shadow Desires A Book and a Finger

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00:00:36.040 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves to seek
00:00:42.560 but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time a good morning okay we're in the studio
00:00:50.860 okay hi hi um we were brilliant i would i will say at making notes last time
00:00:58.680 make notes for what we were going to talk about now oh yeah i have them i'm ready well i wrote
00:01:03.700 down a couple things that you said okay that i did want to talk about i have a thing that i'm like
00:01:09.780 if i do this everything will be healed is it about soups and by the way i want to be clear
00:01:14.740 i'm not open to doing it so i'm just going to say that now i'm not doing this but you know if you 0.88
00:01:19.560 did quitting are you gonna say fucking instagram oh okay wait i can't believe you're saying this 0.96
00:01:26.880 don't tell me that's what you're gonna do wait but you're why are you no no i know i know what 0.98
00:01:33.560 the emotion is like don't do it without me because i've had i saw this guy years ago the 0.59
00:01:38.620 healer um and he was like why the hell is my anxiety case on what sorry why the hell is an
00:01:45.220 anxiety case on caffeine is often what they come with migraines clenching fear general fear yeah
00:01:52.540 And he was like, well, you have to go have caffeine for migraines.
00:01:55.040 And I was like, oh, yeah.
00:01:56.560 And I did it for like four days, got the worst migraine ever.
00:02:00.460 I remember I was in D.C. and I was like, no.
00:02:02.220 And ran to Blue Bottle with one eye open.
00:02:04.500 Yeah.
00:02:06.060 And the point is—
00:02:07.280 He didn't suggest tapering or something?
00:02:08.940 I can't really remember.
00:02:09.720 Maybe I was tapering a little, but I don't drink that much coffee.
00:02:12.340 That's the truth.
00:02:13.020 It's like—so a taper wouldn't even really be it necessarily.
00:02:16.860 But the point is, I was talking to this woman and she was like, I quit caffeine two years ago and it's changed my life.
00:02:23.900 And I have more energy.
00:02:25.140 And she was like quitting.
00:02:26.840 It was hell. 1.00
00:02:27.940 She was like, I literally felt like shit for six months. 0.99
00:02:32.240 They say it's harder to get off than it's up there. 1.00
00:02:36.540 They eat hard drugs.
00:02:37.680 It's really hard to get off caffeine.
00:02:40.040 Interesting.
00:02:40.500 Anyway, so I'm not going to play.
00:02:41.660 Maybe I'm not going to do that this year.
00:02:43.280 Why?
00:02:43.640 You said because you're thinking about that.
00:02:45.020 What?
00:02:46.860 It's sort of like, do you mind?
00:02:51.000 What?
00:02:51.420 I'm just going to put a sweatshirt on.
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.420 It doesn't matter.
00:02:55.800 Or, you know.
00:02:57.000 So interesting because, well, I was considering it because Esselstyn, you know, I like to overdo it.
00:03:04.480 Okay.
00:03:04.720 So he's talking about his heart patients.
00:03:06.380 You know, they're on death's door.
00:03:07.900 Basically, it's like, you know, caffeine, caffeinated coffee.
00:03:10.880 it's another
00:03:13.100 it's not great for the arterial
00:03:15.800 endothelial
00:03:16.780 how much
00:03:17.360 at how much
00:03:18.860 he says you know
00:03:20.600 he's like
00:03:21.300 I'm not going to tell you to
00:03:23.080 he's not into like being like
00:03:26.100 have one cigarette
00:03:27.420 you know what I mean
00:03:27.860 he's like
00:03:28.080 yeah yeah
00:03:28.580 right
00:03:29.560 what are you doing here
00:03:30.280 but I guess
00:03:31.560 for me it's like
00:03:33.400 oh my god
00:03:35.840 racing thoughts
00:03:36.640 uh-huh
00:03:37.480 anxiety
00:03:37.900 yeah yeah
00:03:38.380 like
00:03:39.140 now that i'm no longer depressed slash like now that i basically wake up with energy
00:03:46.640 i kind of feel like what am i doing right right right right it's sort of like and to be clear
00:03:52.220 you are pouring a glass of celsius in the morning not any no no i'm off celsius right now okay but
00:03:58.340 you know i start with a cup of coffee and it's like and i am awake i mean so it's ritual you're
00:04:04.060 awake when you yeah safety blanket of all i have to think about but this is when i go so i go why
00:04:08.800 can't it be your mama tay right why can't it be you know tea feels like okay it's gonna be too
00:04:15.660 thin yeah yeah you know why why can't it be something else like this is why and we've talked
00:04:20.940 why can't it be the mushroom adaptogen okay you know right right totally now if if i could
00:04:27.020 romance a drink we've been sent wonderful things everyday dose okay we've sent these things and i
00:04:32.940 i don't get on i know i know is it that we are just is it that we like being part of something
00:04:38.960 bigger than ourselves coffee's bigger than anything it's a tradition right it's a ritual
00:04:43.540 it's bowing before it's a very it's a very human product like i just i love it and you know what
00:04:48.380 i'm not quitting it which is exactly though like you know however many years ago cigarettes it
00:04:52.700 would have been like it's i remember thinking how am i going to meet people you're talking to people
00:04:55.800 you meet you go outside for a cigarette you talk i goes like how you don't need to turns out
00:05:00.920 I think me and the Italians, me and the whatever.
00:05:03.960 Of course, travel.
00:05:04.940 I think I'm partaking.
00:05:06.820 What?
00:05:08.080 Everything's fine.
00:05:08.920 I'm not afraid of things that fly.
00:05:10.260 It's a mosquito eater.
00:05:11.080 I mean, things fly.
00:05:11.880 I'm basically not afraid of them.
00:05:12.940 Really?
00:05:13.520 Well, it's harder if they hobble towards me half in flight, I guess.
00:05:19.400 That's not a daddy long legs that's going to fall on me.
00:05:22.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:23.260 And then what do I do? 1.00
00:05:24.640 Kill myself instantly. 1.00
00:05:26.160 Okay. 1.00
00:05:26.720 But I'm going, the Italians are doing it. 1.00
00:05:28.560 I'm waking up. 1.00
00:05:29.760 We're all doing it.
00:05:30.420 We're having our morning job.
00:05:31.380 And this is where also you're participating in the like folders in your cup.
00:05:34.600 Like it's like, it is like.
00:05:36.240 It's been sold to us.
00:05:37.140 It's been sold like, you know, like it's a, it's a, it's a fairy tale, you know, like
00:05:40.740 my like grandfather, you know, like an ad man, you know what I mean? 0.99
00:05:44.040 Being like Coca-Cola invented Santa Claus, you know, all that shit. 0.99
00:05:47.880 And I'm like. 0.99
00:05:48.220 Guess what I'm going to.
00:05:50.120 Again, we're past Christmas.
00:05:51.260 We're not going to get into Christmas, but the family man, story, Nicolas Cage.
00:05:54.500 Yeah.
00:05:55.000 Tia Leone.
00:05:55.640 I know every word.
00:05:56.580 Yeah.
00:05:56.740 And I go to him talking about being in New York and him being like, cup of coffee, the Wall Street Journal in my hand, the smell of leather for my briefcase.
00:06:04.520 That's the childless, the child-free dream of, because that's his life of success.
00:06:11.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:12.080 I have a lot to say about the family man on another episode.
00:06:14.680 Maybe next year.
00:06:15.580 Okay.
00:06:16.040 Maybe next year.
00:06:17.360 But wait, are we giving him a coffee the whole thing, right?
00:06:21.800 You know, can I participate?
00:06:23.560 Honestly, here's an idea.
00:06:25.420 Who will I be?
00:06:25.920 What?
00:06:26.740 I mean, because this is a thing people do.
00:06:28.520 What?
00:06:28.800 You ready?
00:06:29.780 Decaf.
00:06:31.860 Did you forget about decaf?
00:06:33.760 Because maybe it's finally time. 1.00
00:06:35.640 Holy shit. 0.99
00:06:38.200 It's still. 0.97
00:06:38.820 It's a tiny bit maybe.
00:06:40.300 So the.
00:06:40.820 Yeah.
00:06:41.200 And also, I mean, you're brewing that.
00:06:43.680 People are brewing that.
00:06:44.700 Who's got the beans?
00:06:45.740 Who's got the good decaf beans?
00:06:47.520 And how are they?
00:06:48.540 Wait, are there decaf beans or are they?
00:06:51.400 Is the bean decaffeinated?
00:06:52.460 Are they decaffeinating in post?
00:06:54.260 The bean is decaffeinated.
00:06:55.220 Bean.
00:06:55.960 There's decaf beans.
00:06:57.320 Decaf beans in the Bambino.
00:07:00.620 It's possible.
00:07:02.300 Our household, we're sitting on a Bialetti that we haven't opened.
00:07:05.320 Ooh.
00:07:05.860 You know the Bialetti.
00:07:06.820 Of course.
00:07:07.620 It's time.
00:07:08.220 We did it in Italy and then...
00:07:09.940 You know your lipsticks in your throat?
00:07:12.720 I don't know.
00:07:14.040 Oh, like when the gloss goes down?
00:07:15.600 Yeah, like...
00:07:17.580 Wait.
00:07:18.980 Anyway, we came in hot, but there were a couple things
00:07:20.980 that I was looking forward to talking about, okay?
00:07:22.960 Including.
00:07:24.300 Last week you mentioned, and I wrote it down, puree.
00:07:27.500 You asked me.
00:07:28.560 Oh.
00:07:30.140 Soups.
00:07:30.600 You said, where are you with puree versus un-pureed?
00:07:34.000 Because I enjoy, typically I'm a broth-based soup fan.
00:07:38.020 A puree, I don't.
00:07:38.740 I just want to be very clear, okay, why I'm excited about this.
00:07:43.360 Okay, I'm open to puree.
00:07:44.940 I'm open to puree.
00:07:46.040 I chose not to puree something today.
00:07:48.480 Okay, this is how, and I haven't even dropped this on you
00:07:51.180 because I don't know that I'm going to be able to.
00:07:52.340 Yeah, but this is funny because I was looking up puree today for the first time in my life.
00:07:55.820 Literally looking up pureed soups going, I can start pureeing.
00:07:58.000 Puree.
00:07:58.380 Do you have—
00:07:58.740 It's like a broth.
00:07:59.840 Yeah.
00:08:00.740 An immersion blender?
00:08:01.600 Yeah.
00:08:02.160 You already have one?
00:08:02.920 Yeah.
00:08:03.140 Is it cordless?
00:08:04.480 Nope.
00:08:05.060 Because guess what I was Googling today?
00:08:07.400 Cordless immersion blender.
00:08:08.940 Okay.
00:08:09.460 Talk to me.
00:08:10.080 Why aren't we just using a blender?
00:08:12.140 Just because you have more—
00:08:12.960 Pouring it.
00:08:13.560 No.
00:08:14.280 No.
00:08:14.580 Okay.
00:08:15.320 You make a soup on a pot, right?
00:08:17.200 Yeah.
00:08:17.760 You go, and you're done. 1.00
00:08:19.260 Holy shit. 1.00
00:08:20.520 It's like having a spoon that you're stirring. 0.99
00:08:22.540 You know, for me, a real resistance to the puree is pouring it into the blender,
00:08:29.600 putting it on the thing.
00:08:30.380 I mean, you're dirtying a whole new thing, right?
00:08:32.160 Pouring it into the blender.
00:08:33.660 Notice that you say they're roasted vegetables.
00:08:34.860 You put them in the blender.
00:08:36.540 Well, you need broth, too.
00:08:39.480 Yeah.
00:08:39.960 I mean, you make a soup.
00:08:41.680 You make a soup and then you puree it, in my understanding.
00:08:44.740 Oh, no, no, sweetheart.
00:08:46.320 I'm talking about blender soups.
00:08:48.420 You put it in a blender.
00:08:50.060 you're blending it on high but with with but okay you've roasted your vegetables
00:08:55.340 i saw the recipe today you're pouring the broth in the blender and when are you heating it
00:09:00.540 after yeah i think the blender also heats it up it's great melts the plastic right in there
00:09:08.000 every every every year my food over the blender's engine i've had i've had in my amazon wishlist
00:09:18.340 a stainless steel Vitamix blender.
00:09:22.800 Immersion blender?
00:09:23.540 No, no.
00:09:24.280 It's a Vitamix, 0.99
00:09:25.020 but the thing is fucking stainless steel, 0.99
00:09:26.740 not plastic. 0.99
00:09:27.720 So you're not heating the plastic up.
00:09:29.140 By the way, I'm reaching out to AquaTrue
00:09:30.360 because I want their glass carafe.
00:09:32.060 I put it in our Christmas shop.
00:09:33.920 Their glass carafe machine.
00:09:35.620 I want it and I want it now.
00:09:37.320 Okay, I haven't even said
00:09:38.580 the thing I want to talk about, okay?
00:09:40.020 I mean, this is about...
00:09:41.640 Okay, I have a lot to say about this, okay?
00:09:43.460 Here's what you need to understand.
00:09:44.740 Roasted peppers.
00:09:46.320 Here's what you need to understand, okay?
00:09:48.340 i am a completely different woman as that i am okay from yesterday morning what happened what
00:09:54.920 happened i think it was yesterday morning so what do i do okay i go to the grove i go to
00:10:02.560 williamsonoma this morning yesterday morning okay okay and time i just want to have a picture in my
00:10:08.120 mind it wasn't that early it was no it was pre-noon is that reason i'm realizing it was actually
00:10:12.940 the day before whatever it doesn't matter the point it was chaos okay people were going there
00:10:17.640 like for whatever.
00:10:18.600 Ants.
00:10:19.160 I went to Williams-Sonoma
00:10:20.120 because I saw on Google
00:10:21.000 that they had the following in stock.
00:10:23.120 Okay.
00:10:23.500 In store,
00:10:23.940 and I didn't want to wait for a delivery.
00:10:25.860 I wanted to go get it.
00:10:26.920 I went and I bought an Instant Pot Pro.
00:10:30.160 I mentioned it on a previous episode,
00:10:31.620 the fact that I was looking at his cookies.
00:10:33.060 Yeah, I remember.
00:10:33.820 Right, and there was the fear of explosions
00:10:35.300 and all that kind of stuff.
00:10:36.300 Well, by the way,
00:10:36.680 I took it home with me.
00:10:37.380 That's in your grandma's day.
00:10:38.160 I know you did.
00:10:38.700 I've been thinking about you with that fear.
00:10:39.880 I've been afraid of the microwave.
00:10:41.960 Based on,
00:10:42.540 oh, okay,
00:10:42.840 they told you about superheating.
00:10:43.860 About the water exploding.
00:10:44.420 Did you Google it or just live in fear?
00:10:46.340 No, just live in fear from what you said.
00:10:47.540 Right, forevermore.
00:10:48.620 Yeah.
00:10:49.180 So I thought about it.
00:10:51.900 The greater danger to me with ADD, forgetting stuff's on the stove because it's happened.
00:10:55.680 Yeah.
00:10:57.000 Okay.
00:10:57.340 That's bad.
00:10:58.020 Yeah, that's bad.
00:10:58.800 Okay.
00:10:59.440 Forgetting stuff's on the stove, burning things, whatever, the whole thing.
00:11:01.660 Oak groats going too long, turning to mush.
00:11:03.480 But, you know, in danger alone, right?
00:11:07.300 There should be a thing that's like, the oven is on.
00:11:10.420 The stove is on every 10 minutes.
00:11:12.660 You know, yeah.
00:11:14.420 something's burning
00:11:16.040 you can hook that up
00:11:16.880 you know what I mean
00:11:17.380 something's burning
00:11:18.580 cooking
00:11:20.060 or it's a parrot
00:11:20.580 you hire a parrot
00:11:21.320 well
00:11:22.220 I have a lot to say
00:11:23.280 because I've been thinking
00:11:24.020 about involving one of them
00:11:25.360 in my life
00:11:26.700 parrots are
00:11:27.280 I've heard
00:11:27.860 something that I can't really
00:11:29.380 if I start
00:11:31.160 you don't
00:11:31.740 you probably don't
00:11:32.960 well no
00:11:33.560 I have a lot to say about them
00:11:34.920 well parrots
00:11:35.460 well of course
00:11:36.180 wait why
00:11:37.420 what they call into question
00:11:38.760 what they throw into
00:11:39.600 huge
00:11:40.400 oh
00:11:40.900 consciousness
00:11:41.540 well for one
00:11:42.600 yeah
00:11:42.860 language
00:11:44.920 did you ever
00:11:45.540 I had a relationship
00:11:46.180 with the parrot
00:11:46.580 oh what they call into
00:11:47.320 really
00:11:49.060 oh yeah
00:11:49.980 just language
00:11:50.880 memory
00:11:52.220 well they're also
00:11:53.500 you know
00:11:54.180 as intelligent
00:11:55.640 as a 40 year old
00:11:56.500 you know the whole thing
00:11:57.360 I have a lot to say
00:11:58.780 about them 1.00
00:11:59.000 they'll fuck your wife 1.00
00:11:59.760 yeah 1.00
00:12:00.340 and worse
00:12:02.440 she'll like it
00:12:03.300 she'll think it's you
00:12:04.220 for a second
00:12:04.880 no or she doesn't
00:12:07.760 and she likes it
00:12:08.840 she knows right away
00:12:09.600 it's not you
00:12:10.160 no she knows
00:12:11.060 it's the parrot
00:12:11.700 okay
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00:13:35.220 okay wait so you got the instant pot and you had a soup huge soup experience well okay so i'm just
00:13:48.460 trying to tell you that first of all i went to the grove and i live purchased where big box
00:13:52.880 what store williamsonoma okay and i got the pro i go you have it okay and i paid and i walked out
00:13:59.300 I got in the car.
00:14:00.680 129?
00:14:02.060 149, I think.
00:14:02.740 Yeah.
00:14:03.240 Then new life, you know what I mean?
00:14:04.560 You divide that by literally anything, and it's worth it.
00:14:07.600 Okay, when you consider what I spend on delivery.
00:14:09.200 By the way, luxury, bring that thing home, okay?
00:14:12.020 Purging, cleaning things, whatever. 0.99
00:14:13.360 Oh, my God, making.
00:14:13.720 My life, and then cleaning out the fridge or whatever.
00:14:16.620 I'll buy tomorrow.
00:14:17.080 And then I still order it in.
00:14:17.720 I was so tired from all the efforts, okay?
00:14:19.260 I still order it in.
00:14:20.040 But it was a whole different world.
00:14:21.760 Is the Instapot something you...
00:14:23.060 The point is, Kate, Kate, Kate.
00:14:24.760 Because I'm getting now.
00:14:25.380 I'm getting sold on it.
00:14:26.380 I'm getting sold on it.
00:14:27.540 Kate, the Instapot is the answer.
00:14:30.460 Keep going.
00:14:30.940 Again, I keep calling it Instapot, and that's not what it is.
00:14:33.600 It's Instant Pot.
00:14:34.620 And people are saying Instapot?
00:14:36.320 I mean, in my home, we can't stop.
00:14:37.720 They must have at home going, why didn't we call it the Instapot?
00:14:40.180 Well, exactly.
00:14:41.040 They launched pre or post.
00:14:43.280 I forget.
00:14:44.360 I think they've been around a long time.
00:14:45.440 I'm not sure.
00:14:45.980 It doesn't matter.
00:14:46.460 Okay.
00:14:46.740 Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:47.060 Hang on.
00:14:47.700 Walk me.
00:14:48.080 First of all, there are so many communities.
00:14:49.740 Talking about with you.
00:14:50.220 Around.
00:14:50.940 Okay.
00:14:51.240 Old wheel in the morning?
00:14:51.800 Kate, everything.
00:14:52.540 Okay.
00:14:53.260 Pouring all the berries in, too?
00:14:54.420 Kate, so I've made four things so far.
00:14:57.540 okay i'm basically never not never not making something now okay okay okay okay breakfast go
00:15:02.760 okay oh okay okay so dr gregor you know he's got his brol that's part of the whole thing okay okay
00:15:08.740 it's barley groats okay rye um oats and you know steel cut oats and um lentils okay okay that's
00:15:17.040 the thing i do with the berries whatever this i'm now doing it for real in one thing
00:15:21.740 growl is all of that in one yeah that's why it's a word g-r-o-l okay i thought about just
00:15:28.620 and growl growl the one with the g is i forget there's a so he's going to bowl of growl and
00:15:33.600 that's what's it it the lentils are a little hard for me to imagine with them yeah and you think
00:15:38.740 you're the you think you're the first one okay first person to question okay that's why it's
00:15:43.400 something real okay it's only interesting it's not there's just another oatmeal recipe how much
00:15:46.480 a bowl yeah cup what's a bowl a cup two cups i mean i i like to go a little bit bigger than that
00:15:52.740 what are you dressing the brol with oh wow okay you could you could i do cinnamon chopped apples
00:15:59.120 and blueberries haven't you ever seen one of my bowls okay and you get lentils in there okay
00:16:03.920 the lentils they they trick your mind they just well they they they have infinite benefits okay but
00:16:12.640 when you've got berries and all these kinds of things they just give a beans being sweet should
00:16:18.600 not be a surprise to you you've eaten plenty of sweet i made bean bake i made a bean based brownie
00:16:23.880 okay yes okay so i'm saying it was terrible one of his okay he will yeah yeah no but i'm saying
00:16:29.060 like the sweet bean um whatever the point is it works okay but you're doing it for health this
00:16:33.500 isn't just to create some whatever you know you're doing it because it's this amazing
00:16:36.680 he's doing it for a prebiotic blend it's a prebiotic blend is how he but cinnamon apples
00:16:42.960 and blueberries i can get into that okay that's what i do he's got one that's his favorite is
00:16:47.680 the chocolate cran pomegranate okay and he's got you got he's got cocoa in there okay he you know
00:16:53.820 sweetened with dates if you want if you want to get like funky okay which i enjoy for me this i
00:16:59.880 do cinnamon i do ginger i can smell cinnamon i do ginger okay uh what else do i put in there 0.97
00:17:04.280 and then you know the next level is like if you want to really fuck with it okay then you start 1.00
00:17:07.820 going like fuck it i'll put some greens in there okay it's a whole new world so anyway holy shit 0.99
00:17:13.600 i actually have some cooking right now greens in the pot or greens applied after greens in the pot 0.99
00:17:19.900 depends on your goals okay so are you ready what i did so i go i go there's a million recipes 0.98
00:17:26.440 whatever there's a million ways to do it i go fuck it i'm just gonna i'm just gonna learn i 0.60
00:17:30.580 learn intuitively yeah i read a couple things that put more water in and stuff okay but more 0.99
00:17:35.720 water in than there is stuff okay so i get i go i go what do i got okay i got this kale okay that's
00:17:40.700 this pre-shredded in a bag kale great not shredded you know the you know the kind you see the ribs
00:17:44.500 are on it okay no no the ribs are not on the pre-packaged you wouldn't you say that as though
00:17:50.580 people aren't selling ribbed kale yeah well trader joe's which the produce is literally just
00:17:56.140 shrapnel it's wet shrapnel that's crazy it's like it's like plastic wrapped two bell peppers
00:18:03.060 there's a piece of shrapnel separating them and it's a dollar you're like something is terribly
00:18:09.160 wrong isn't even that's the thing where you go to trade girls thinking that it's like why are we
00:18:12.620 here again because it's cheap and then you're like it's not do you know what i mean i mean it was for
00:18:16.960 a while there's i don't know 25 a bottle i don't know what's going on over there but it's pretty
00:18:22.040 cheap i think i like to check in every once in a while on there i like to check in every once in 0.97
00:18:25.920 a while there's some fucked up hawaiian shirt can't yeah hawaiian shirt can't you know isn't 0.96
00:18:30.140 enough labor practices not supporting unions so it sounds like oh i'm not supporting 0.99
00:18:39.280 and i'm outside going pass so here's what i do okay i go greens okay okay i got this black
00:18:50.660 Quinoa, that's, I found, you know, the thing that's waiting, okay, taking some quinoa,
00:18:55.420 okay, then I grab, just water?
00:18:57.060 Oh, chickpea pasta I got lying around.
00:18:58.900 No, no, no, you're going crazy.
00:19:00.040 Okay, so I got quinoa and chickpea pasta because I wasn't prepared to deal with beans yet,
00:19:03.760 okay, with all my dried beans, with my beanery that I've got, you know, okay, okay, so I
00:19:09.860 go, okay, and then I go, and then I go, what else did I throw in there?
00:19:13.120 I'm trying to think, oh, I get three huge carrots, okay, just chop up the absolute 0.93
00:19:19.160 it under the carrot i don't fucking peel shit okay i wash them and then i just chop it into 0.93
00:19:22.640 like three sections basically drop them yeah just kind of over it go boom boom okay take one onion 0.97
00:19:28.420 i'm like chop chop like basically into four kind of you're chopping the onion in midair basically
00:19:33.780 oh great okay that's just over my thing so basically midair the chopper you go
00:19:38.420 and cubes it all okay i got a bad version of one of those i'd like to know which brand i had to
00:19:43.580 stand on it i put a game in there with my whole body stood on it didn't do it i know
00:19:48.680 you can't cheap out okay you have to leap off the surface i know land i know
00:19:53.920 you actually it's like the bee stinger it dies when it stings you have to destroy the device
00:20:00.040 to get the chop okay so no okay i got one that wasn't good enough and i had to dump it i got a
00:20:07.720 cheap one okay that went like that and it would never fully go through the apple or the onion
00:20:11.140 this one does apples onions well but japanese yeah i'm good luck was it cooked no okay it was
00:20:17.800 It's like impossible, I think.
00:20:25.500 Yeah, probably.
00:20:26.040 I don't know.
00:20:26.540 I'm not sure.
00:20:27.160 Okay.
00:20:28.480 But so carrot.
00:20:29.560 So carrot, onion, sauté mode starts with open.
00:20:32.060 I haven't even done anything.
00:20:32.740 It's sauté mode.
00:20:33.520 Sauté mode.
00:20:34.800 Yeah, throw it in.
00:20:35.520 I didn't know that was a mode.
00:20:36.160 Okay, garlic, onion, carrot.
00:20:37.800 Okay, this is like mirepoix, whatever.
00:20:40.080 It's going a little bit.
00:20:40.700 Well, I gather some other ingredients.
00:20:42.180 Closed, sealed, factory sealed?
00:20:43.860 No, just open sauté mode, loose.
00:20:45.560 Okay, this is just chaos, right?
00:20:47.380 Oil?
00:20:48.740 No.
00:20:49.460 Okay.
00:20:49.840 Whoa.
00:20:50.100 Because I'm doing, yes, or broth, okay?
00:20:53.940 Or bouillon and water.
00:20:56.060 Oh, yeah.
00:20:56.680 Bouillon paste, et cetera, okay?
00:20:58.560 Miso, whatever.
00:20:59.480 I didn't even, oh, yeah, I had a couple of bouillon cubes.
00:21:02.460 So, to take you back, okay?
00:21:04.860 I did onion, carrot first, garlic.
00:21:07.280 Okay.
00:21:07.720 Okay, whatever.
00:21:09.240 Add a little, I did add a little water then.
00:21:10.940 Then I start working with the visp we have to try to break up a bouillon cube.
00:21:14.560 I just had to move fast, okay?
00:21:16.440 But I get it going.
00:21:17.020 Get some water in there.
00:21:17.800 that's when i did the quinoa the chickpea pasta okay random seasonings of health okay um a little
00:21:25.640 miso just see what happens just go i'm trying to think if i added anything else really in there
00:21:30.360 i don't think so and then i um closed her up and and put it on the the rice or the grain setting
00:21:37.880 or something just to see like okay let's cook this grain worst to worst it cooks the grains
00:21:42.100 that are in it and it's like i don't know if i'm gonna get a soup or a cooked grain and i don't
00:21:47.060 care okay so you press and then how many minutes so oh my god i forgot it's fast right it's no it's
00:21:54.600 actually not that fast because it's like so like you could put it in like for like one minute and
00:21:59.560 it'll it's it has to preheat sort of like or it has to pressurize okay how many minutes but the
00:22:05.420 point is you leave it it depends okay like but yeah it's like it could be eight twenty plus ten
00:22:10.640 let's say okay okay or something but the point is like i did it and then i started working on
00:22:15.200 something okay like and then kind of forgot and whatever and then i mean by the time i remembered
00:22:21.100 i'd even started the project it was completely done okay waiting for me okay i opened it up
00:22:26.300 there's a ding and then it keeps it warm if you have it on that setting whatever you go over it
00:22:31.820 you can do like a little thing so you let it depressurize itself or you can do the quick
00:22:35.860 release okay i've experimented both and i'm not afraid anymore okay but it's just done go over
00:22:42.100 okay lift it up and it's just mmm okay you've got you've got the kale okay all the grains are
00:22:48.820 cooked it was the most delicious thing this is an ad i'm buying it okay it's the most delicious
00:22:52.160 thing i ever had no okay okay rinse it out rinse it out okay i mean i have pictures of it i'll show
00:22:58.820 you that i'll see them okay you show them later show them later it was okay and it was i thought
00:23:03.520 you might know it was a test it was just a test like see if if i cover this with water what's
00:23:08.120 best and i like it brought these i'm happy to just sort of be somewhere in between whatever
00:23:12.800 people are doing all sorts of things but the way that this works for my brain
00:23:16.560 the they're called dump recipes okay okay they're called dump okay the really good ones are called
00:23:25.740 dump because yeah i mean you really they're like if you insist on doing saute mood first fine
00:23:30.620 but they're like you don't have to okay so what are you doing so like we're talking dry beans 0.97
00:23:35.060 okay dry beans okay an onion you know whatever throw whatever the fuck you got okay in there 0.96
00:23:41.120 let's see what it does yeah yeah what's the worst that could happen what's the worst that could 0.96
00:23:44.480 happen nutrients yeah so then then i did um i did um my japanese yams in them on this sort of
00:23:51.700 pressure steam thing then i did um i'm waiting to try my bro when i get home okay i did i did
00:24:00.100 Today, I did like a, who knows if it's going to be a soup or not.
00:24:03.380 And it was.
00:24:04.200 It was the best soup anyone's ever had.
00:24:05.860 It was kale, white bean.
00:24:08.260 The white bean dried, but I did soak them for four hours.
00:24:14.360 The white bean dried.
00:24:15.800 Oh, they were dry.
00:24:16.860 Yeah.
00:24:17.320 Okay.
00:24:18.200 Listen, I'm sold.
00:24:19.920 You're going to, when you see.
00:24:22.340 And again, I want to be clear, and Safa is not paying for this, and Jacqueline paid for it.
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00:24:28.720 And I'll receive a second one.
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00:26:48.920 Two things.
00:26:51.280 Okay, so I woke up to an email.
00:26:53.800 i'll wait okay something like subject line by the way still in bed yeah i didn't do it
00:27:04.180 it's so hard but you can't do it you're fully off now well i i try to be yeah but 0.99
00:27:09.900 you cannot fucking open that shit in bed or you're toast you're toast by tuesday how many 0.99
00:27:15.240 days have you done it without it i'm not on the street or anything but no i i've like really i'm 1.00
00:27:20.540 not i know i was saying today i was saying it this morning like we can't sleep with the phones
00:27:25.500 in the room but okay i wake up your master class subscription is about to expire no no no no and
00:27:32.280 as you can imagine you're lucky first of all no i go my master club this is a real story
00:27:37.360 my master class subscription i get an instant flashback to signing up for some free half off
00:27:44.700 yeah are you sitting down yeah 200 no no no no no jacqueline what i'm about to tell you
00:27:51.780 it says i'm walking through the steps to cancel it it says you've been a member since 2016
00:28:03.580 16.
00:28:07.740 I said, no.
00:28:10.760 Eight years.
00:28:11.500 Eight years.
00:28:11.980 You never watched.
00:28:13.240 I signed up when Kevin Spacey did one as a joke.
00:28:15.640 Okay.
00:28:16.360 Okay.
00:28:16.820 Because I wanted to watch the Kevin Spacey one.
00:28:19.540 Yeah, on acting.
00:28:20.480 And I couldn't even get it together to watch all of that.
00:28:23.000 And then I think I saw like, oh, Herzog is doing one.
00:28:26.360 And I thought, what?
00:28:27.220 And you could buy like an individual one.
00:28:29.620 2006?
00:28:30.560 No, I realized.
00:28:31.060 I don't have the guts to look at the actual cost.
00:28:35.280 Yeah, because I think it's like $200.
00:28:37.300 It's a $188 year.
00:28:38.740 Yeah.
00:28:40.220 You're lucky that they're telling you.
00:28:41.800 I don't think that.
00:28:42.600 I think there must be a mistake.
00:28:44.120 Because there was someone that does Masterclass who was a fan of the podcast.
00:28:47.420 And what if I just can't accept the reality that I've been paying since 2016?
00:28:52.180 Well, I think these brands.
00:28:53.300 And this is the first time I've gotten the warning email?
00:28:54.380 Hey, you know, like the thing we were talking about, like, you know, Zappos or whatever.
00:28:57.340 Like that guy, you know, it's like he designed his business around, you know, customer satisfaction, like first, whatever.
00:29:04.480 Amazon is why they're, you know, like whatever.
00:29:06.740 It's like, hey, companies, stop tricking us into paying.
00:29:11.200 How about stand by your product and say, if someone writes in and says, I didn't listen to, I didn't watch any of these.
00:29:18.020 I forgot I was a member.
00:29:19.820 Refund.
00:29:21.680 Like the fact that, do you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:29:23.780 Like, stand by your shit. 1.00
00:29:25.740 But like, I mean, I don't know. 1.00
00:29:29.500 That's what I think they should do.
00:29:31.040 I downloaded Rocket Money.
00:29:32.740 They didn't catch it.
00:29:34.560 Oh, you were so proud of Rocket Money.
00:29:36.240 Rocket Money, remember that?
00:29:37.140 Work it's been doing for you.
00:29:39.340 Oh, God.
00:29:39.960 I've been signing up for all sorts of apps and software.
00:29:42.620 I know right now.
00:29:43.940 I'm doing no buying.
00:29:44.640 So many people are taking 20 out of, you know what I'm thinking?
00:29:47.780 New credit card might be the only way to hunt down all of the subscriptions I don't realize I have.
00:29:55.740 Oh, uh-huh.
00:29:56.220 Basically make my credit card defunct
00:29:58.200 and then get however many messages saying,
00:30:00.440 Right, right, right.
00:30:01.080 Your credit card's not working.
00:30:02.380 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:03.140 Please add a new one.
00:30:04.060 It's not a bad idea.
00:30:04.200 And which one I won't.
00:30:05.680 It's not a bad idea.
00:30:07.420 It's really not a bad idea.
00:30:08.680 Isn't that a scam?
00:30:10.040 I remember the first time I saw a charge on my credit card
00:30:12.560 I didn't understand from the credit card people.
00:30:14.360 Oh, yeah.
00:30:14.940 And you know what it was?
00:30:15.720 What?
00:30:16.760 It was the premise of what having a credit card is.
00:30:21.940 It was the interest.
00:30:23.540 It was the...
00:30:24.340 Oh, no.
00:30:24.840 It was pay...
00:30:25.740 Like, you're carrying $10,000 worth of debt or whatever.
00:30:29.240 You know, if you don't pay it off at the end of the month,
00:30:31.600 there's $100 or whatever.
00:30:33.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:33.960 It's so scary.
00:30:34.740 You go, what's this?
00:30:35.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:36.760 Something's amiss.
00:30:37.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:38.420 And it's literally the premise.
00:30:39.440 I didn't order American Express.
00:30:41.100 Yeah.
00:30:43.960 Space shrapnel.
00:30:45.040 Oh, yeah, I saw some shrapnel fell from space.
00:30:49.060 You saw this?
00:30:50.240 No, I saw it on the phone.
00:30:51.100 Oh, on the news?
00:30:52.060 Yeah.
00:30:52.240 Okay.
00:30:53.100 That's all.
00:30:54.400 Saturn's losing its rings.
00:30:56.140 Really?
00:30:57.180 Yeah.
00:30:57.680 You ever see those things?
00:30:58.280 And I've always been quite attached to Saturn.
00:31:00.160 Well, there's no surprise there.
00:31:01.880 Why?
00:31:02.460 I don't know.
00:31:03.180 Really?
00:31:04.200 Yeah, I remember recently something coming up about Saturn.
00:31:07.840 I don't even know what it means.
00:31:09.540 I have a Saturn thing.
00:31:10.320 Of course, it's a fun one.
00:31:11.340 It's got the ring.
00:31:12.960 Yeah, there's other ones with rings.
00:31:15.720 There are.
00:31:17.740 I'm pretty sure Neptune has them.
00:31:19.980 I made a pop-up book as a child about Neptune.
00:31:22.080 It was signed, of course.
00:31:23.840 You're talking about rocket money.
00:31:24.700 the question I'm asking is
00:31:25.980 have you ever heard
00:31:27.600 of a little idea
00:31:28.420 that I've never once
00:31:29.600 actually put into practice
00:31:30.700 for more than the hour
00:31:31.760 it takes to create it
00:31:32.700 what
00:31:32.980 budget
00:31:34.180 a personal budget
00:31:38.440 no
00:31:39.800 do we have apps for that
00:31:40.900 obviously
00:31:41.440 yes but
00:31:42.100 oh no that
00:31:43.040 I did once years ago
00:31:44.340 like yeah I tried to
00:31:45.180 automate something
00:31:45.600 oh I tried to do that
00:31:46.440 but again the finite pain 0.83
00:31:48.060 Rock of Money does that
00:31:48.540 really
00:31:48.800 yeah Rock of Money
00:31:49.620 well no Rock of Money
00:31:50.360 shows you this is how much
00:31:51.160 you spent on this
00:31:51.740 this is how much
00:31:52.120 you spent on that
00:31:52.700 that's good
00:31:53.300 I had a little
00:31:53.880 i like a pie chart like that yeah what were your big spend expenditures it's always food yeah
00:31:59.300 eating out and then like cut anything but food i say yeah well no no i'm thinking well because
00:32:06.780 you don't really buy do you buy clothes a lot i buy a lot of clothes i love to shop i mean more
00:32:12.820 so in the last two years i guess not really mostly due to indecision and i don't mean so it comes
00:32:23.460 Maybe I don't shop that much.
00:32:24.960 I mean, it's not that I shop so much, but I just...
00:32:26.860 It's hard to tell because I don't know what I have
00:32:28.680 because it's, like, chaos in the closet.
00:32:31.820 Yeah.
00:32:32.260 So I came across something the other day that it was, like,
00:32:35.060 I didn't know this, like, could happen to me,
00:32:36.740 like, that I actually didn't remember buying.
00:32:38.280 And that's, like, you know what I mean?
00:32:39.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:40.940 What was it?
00:32:41.580 What was it?
00:32:42.080 I had to bring something straight to the donation curb,
00:32:44.400 like, without even wearing once.
00:32:48.320 Like, I was just, like, I bought it.
00:32:49.500 Tags on?
00:32:50.220 Tags on.
00:32:50.840 I mean, it was a secondhand kind of place.
00:32:52.560 But, you know, like, I have to decide if it's going to be a robe year.
00:33:01.220 Robe?
00:33:01.800 I do a lot of robe.
00:33:03.220 Morning?
00:33:04.480 Yeah.
00:33:05.480 Bath, in the evening.
00:33:08.220 I love a robe.
00:33:10.900 I haven't, I'm trying to think of the best robe I ever had,
00:33:13.720 and I think it, this is an interesting question.
00:33:16.280 Best robe you ever had.
00:33:17.760 Okay.
00:33:18.300 Now they serve different purposes.
00:33:20.500 I have to say, I really like...
00:33:22.780 Coffee robe is what I'm wondering about.
00:33:25.660 Morning, enjoying.
00:33:27.200 Extra soft.
00:33:28.160 So maybe not the terry cloth.
00:33:29.880 Not the one that's supposed to be soaking up your shower.
00:33:32.880 But the one that's like a house coat.
00:33:34.360 Yeah.
00:33:36.720 House coat's interesting.
00:33:38.100 Or even like...
00:33:39.380 What?
00:33:40.400 I just thought of a robe.
00:33:42.680 Like, where is that robe?
00:33:43.560 I'm suddenly remembering a robe that I think came from L.L. Bean.
00:33:48.520 and I believe it was navy blue flannel.
00:33:52.020 I could be wrong.
00:33:53.760 Okay.
00:33:54.100 And there's a really nice Italian.
00:33:55.900 What about, have you forgotten about the flannel robe as a concept?
00:33:59.480 Because it's so sort of of a time
00:34:01.420 and we've gone so towards linen and waffle
00:34:04.700 and all this like, you know, Italian coast, whatever.
00:34:09.940 The flannel robe doesn't have to be plaid.
00:34:12.220 This is what I'm trying to say.
00:34:13.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:14.120 Like.
00:34:15.320 But why not just fully do that?
00:34:18.040 Well, right.
00:34:18.560 Oh, plaid.
00:34:19.160 By the way.
00:34:19.680 The newspaper and coffee.
00:34:20.720 Yes.
00:34:21.240 Have you ever been in a flannel plaid?
00:34:23.200 It's like.
00:34:23.920 No.
00:34:24.460 Kind of like incredible.
00:34:26.320 I'm just like, what if we had, like, what if we went from one of those places, those
00:34:31.000 kinds of companies?
00:34:34.020 Like, wouldn't we kind of like someone, like, I kind of want to like Google and find someone
00:34:37.020 being like, I've tried every robe in the world, but I keep coming back to land's end.
00:34:41.040 I mean, you and me both have done things where the strategist says Caperland's favorite things
00:34:45.380 and you came up with a list, as have I.
00:34:48.980 Wait, I'm talking about the, what's the other thing?
00:34:51.640 Not the strategist.
00:34:52.640 Wirecutter?
00:34:53.500 Yeah, Wirecutter.
00:34:54.340 Wait, do you remember like four weeks ago you were confused, remember?
00:34:58.540 Oh, no.
00:34:59.020 You were like, sweetie, they're owned by the same place.
00:35:01.300 And I was like, the New York Times and New York Magazine aren't the same.
00:35:06.920 Remember?
00:35:07.420 Which one's which?
00:35:08.560 New York Times is Wirecutter.
00:35:10.780 Now this is good.
00:35:11.720 New York Times is Wirecutter.
00:35:12.800 Yeah.
00:35:13.300 New York Mag is strategist.
00:35:14.440 Anyway.
00:35:15.380 By the way, I was saying we've done it as proof that they're real.
00:35:18.220 No, I know, I know.
00:35:18.940 We've been behind the...
00:35:19.820 No, I got confused.
00:35:22.500 Budget?
00:35:23.220 No.
00:35:24.440 I think, I mean, is it just it's not for us?
00:35:27.800 Let's just, here's what I'm saying.
00:35:29.220 It's scary to look at.
00:35:30.180 We're still in the beginning of the year, right?
00:35:32.240 I'm just saying, Kate.
00:35:32.860 How about looking at it twice?
00:35:34.720 What, a month?
00:35:35.780 No, what if it's just like, try budget twice?
00:35:38.400 Try budgeting twice?
00:35:39.480 Sorry.
00:35:39.580 like i was like maybe jan and feb really try to learn how to do it because i just get so around
00:35:50.120 numbers and you know as you say i'm cheap so it's like i have my own little like magical budgets of
00:35:55.040 like oh i shouldn't your budget is an emotional attunement yeah it's emotional that feels like
00:36:00.420 too much yeah yeah yeah i mean no which is basically how i operate too yeah it's so
00:36:07.540 terrifying there's just numbers yeah i think there is like if you can just go well that's not
00:36:17.420 to see it and and it'd be like to be made plain yeah to be made plain
00:36:24.080 yeah i mean i don't know i was just throwing it out there i can't even oh my god like
00:36:31.740 i'm starting to think about the acupuncture money i've been spending this month on my on my jaw
00:36:36.540 what expenditures have been painful for you this month where you go acupuncture and you're going
00:36:42.740 is it worth it i'm considering seeing something because of my lower back i haven't felt three
00:36:46.400 hundred dollars an hour like today it's a miracle man they say oh yeah no back stuff no i'll try
00:36:52.760 because like it's like the jaw thing it's been it's been horrible so i've just been like i just 0.77
00:36:55.960 have to throw money at this thing because like what the fuck am i supposed to do yeah but then 0.51
00:36:59.840 today i felt a little bit like all right like i want results you know yeah but then i'm excited 0.93
00:37:06.620 about this new person who's who's more affordable it's interesting though like i mean acupuncture
00:37:11.320 like you want results but like you know it's gradual no it's long term hello the the girl
00:37:16.320 i was talking to who quit coffee she goes she took away this woman was having horrible migraines
00:37:20.840 forever blah blah the woman i'm going to see she goes healed i go she goes yeah it's gone no my
00:37:26.560 friend who went to her was like my migraines are gone like I haven't had a migraine in years
00:37:31.300 and I go well what else I go how long did it take she goes two years you know and she goes
00:37:37.900 and I quit caffeine I go two years think about two years is also nothing two years and then you
00:37:43.120 never have a migraine again do you know what I mean totally I mean it's like oh you mean the cost
00:37:47.760 yeah I wasn't talking about the cost I just meant like you know what my mother told me
00:37:51.360 that her neurologist
00:37:53.180 back in the day
00:37:54.480 was like
00:37:55.740 was like
00:37:57.040 some point they'll stop
00:37:59.100 like you'll try this
00:37:59.820 you'll try that
00:38:00.320 some point they'll stop
00:38:01.060 and you'll think
00:38:01.900 that whatever you did
00:38:02.840 that time
00:38:03.760 was the thing
00:38:04.720 and then for the rest of your life
00:38:05.880 he'll do that
00:38:06.600 he'll be avoiding oranges
00:38:07.420 or whatever
00:38:07.860 going it was the oranges
00:38:09.420 the whole time
00:38:10.240 but we actually don't know
00:38:12.900 he was like
00:38:13.400 we don't really know
00:38:14.100 what stops them
00:38:15.620 it's like a total mystery
00:38:16.880 and then she also told me
00:38:17.820 this story that I kind of enjoyed
00:38:18.960 where she goes into this doctor
00:38:21.140 or whatever she's got sounds like a beginning of a dirty joke yeah but it's like she's got this
00:38:26.960 pain she's like she's like in her hip she's convinced she's got like a hip issue you know
00:38:31.340 and the hip and he's like it's your back okay and she's like i really think it's my hip maybe i have
00:38:35.880 a gonna need a hip replacement hip hip it's your back okay she and then you want me to prove you
00:38:42.260 need me to prove it's your back you know he breaks your back okay okay and he just presses
00:38:47.580 he goes like
00:38:48.340 lean forward a little bit
00:38:49.160 presses on a particular
00:38:49.960 spot on her back
00:38:50.640 and she's like 1.00
00:38:51.080 screams
00:38:51.760 okay
00:38:52.440 which is like
00:38:54.220 by the way
00:38:54.860 like so cool
00:38:55.500 don't you love it
00:38:56.020 like it's her back
00:38:57.440 yeah yeah of course
00:38:58.160 of course
00:38:58.500 it's her back
00:38:58.900 three times
00:38:59.480 and then finally
00:39:00.140 I'll have to prove it to you
00:39:01.380 I guess I have to prove it to you
00:39:02.300 by the way you notice I'm going like this
00:39:02.840 because I have this pain right now
00:39:03.880 on my neck
00:39:04.240 yeah 1.00
00:39:04.700 what the fuck 0.99
00:39:06.380 well 0.99
00:39:06.720 is one side of your jaw
00:39:08.160 more of the issue than the other
00:39:09.320 let me guess the right
00:39:10.100 yeah
00:39:10.780 and the neck
00:39:11.480 it's all connected right
00:39:13.180 but the neck thing
00:39:14.600 just started up today
00:39:15.380 I need to get in
00:39:16.920 because i keep talking about you but when i go back this thing pops okay i mean the jaw pops
00:39:23.580 i mean by the way you're not alone okay i'm any day now one time you can go in one day just again 0.86
00:39:29.480 this happened woke up one morning and go are you fucking kidding what's going on it's been that way 0.83
00:39:33.500 for a solid month longer 0.97
00:39:35.940 some muscle pulls
00:39:43.720 when I open like that
00:39:45.040 the muscle is pulling
00:39:46.040 my bite's off
00:39:47.560 I know
00:39:48.440 still
00:39:48.460 anyway
00:39:49.940 anyway
00:39:51.400 okay
00:39:51.880 it's like it's been chaos
00:39:52.800 but it's like
00:39:53.380 Hany DeFranco said
00:39:54.300 what
00:39:54.820 I wake up in my jaw
00:39:55.820 because the world is full of
00:39:56.980 earthquakes
00:39:57.540 alright
00:39:58.020 that's not actually
00:39:58.640 this is the wrong quote
00:39:59.860 okay
00:40:04.840 so let me just
00:40:07.360 let me just get
00:40:07.880 take us back in
00:40:08.480 for a second
00:40:08.800 I mean
00:40:11.660 we're halfway through Jan
00:40:12.880 yeah
00:40:14.580 and
00:40:15.800 I don't know
00:40:20.240 it's New Year for me
00:40:20.920 the whole way
00:40:21.460 I mean at least
00:40:22.980 until
00:40:23.360 it's a wind up
00:40:24.900 when does the New Year
00:40:25.600 stop
00:40:25.760 I think
00:40:28.560 mid-Feb
00:40:29.740 oh god
00:40:31.200 I was gonna say March
00:40:32.280 really
00:40:33.360 yeah
00:40:34.840 no i'm surprised i thought you're gonna say two days in no like imagine the magic of the new oh
00:40:40.180 it's a new year right i think march is pushing it yeah i think march is where you're asking 12
00:40:46.620 no feb 4 feb 4 you gotta give it up you gotta hang it up i don't know i think feb 7 is legitimate 0.97
00:40:53.960 because you go fuck a month past okay and then you go all right i got one week to get it together 0.95
00:40:57.600 in february i experimented all of jan i agree anyway so i think we're still in it we're still 1.00
00:41:03.180 in it okay oh yeah of course when you're really excited about my instant pot gotta keep practicing
00:41:09.240 that i want i'm really excited i love you love you
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