Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - October 05, 2021


Think Snow

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The Nut Man Poison Has Its Place

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00:01:34.840 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:01:36.300 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:01:37.400 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
00:01:42.120 Two untamable intellects.
00:01:43.900 This is our hobby. 0.97
00:01:44.760 This is our hell.
00:01:45.620 This is our naked desire for free products.
00:01:47.880 This is POOG.
00:01:49.300 Today's topic, loosely speaking, the bread line.
00:01:51.900 female assist not cutting good morning morning morning this might be the first time i'm wearing
00:02:01.240 an item for the second time on a poog video it's this remember these these why don't i have that
00:02:07.780 oh because it wasn't because i purchased it kate something's in this life as you can imagine
00:02:14.580 i can't imagine i know actually i've been doing quite a bit of purchasing
00:02:20.140 i feel like i'm just thinking about it i want listen i'll talk about a product right out so
00:02:27.120 i'm i spent the night at john early's house that's where i still am woke up here pook morning
00:02:32.800 sleeping at john early's something about using someone else's products is so liberating and he
00:02:39.020 has and i'm not so last night i washed my face with his dermatologica cleanser and he's like
00:02:46.200 oh i like this stuff and it's like dermatologica just cooling gel i go to sleep i wake up i go
00:02:51.940 does my skin look incredible okay oh wow and then this morning i washed my face again put on the
00:02:58.600 cooling gel and i'm like no do i return to derma is it dermalogica or dermatologica dermatologica
00:03:05.420 which i used to use but i'm not sure i feel like it's a classic 80s brand or something or maybe i
00:03:11.580 equate it with it feels very 90s actually different yeah i don't yeah which i was prescribed
00:03:18.020 dermatological late 90s is it calm i want to look up when they were founded what yes the calming
00:03:24.120 water gel i knew it it was founded in 1986 and so there's something about it that feels very
00:03:32.020 clinical in a way that i enjoy and he has the whole line and i don't know i just was going
00:03:40.040 is this what i do do i switch over to dermatologica now
00:03:42.680 well you know what we're gonna do well i guess i'm also now this is a public plea
00:03:47.840 we've got water we've got the entire line we've got water we've got glycerin let's just go through
00:03:54.220 the ingredients we've got aloe babadensis okay um leaf juice okay dimethicone a classic sort of
00:04:03.940 Butylene glycol, we've heard it before.
00:04:07.300 Pyrus malus, a.k.a. apple fruit extract.
00:04:10.160 Okay.
00:04:11.180 Then we get into a bunch of nonsense.
00:04:13.460 We finally get to sodium hyaluronate a few times down.
00:04:17.660 And then a hydrolyzed sodium hyaluronate.
00:04:19.980 Okay.
00:04:20.380 Lavender, et cetera.
00:04:21.780 I'm always vaguely like, even though, I don't know,
00:04:24.120 I'm always almost disappointed by like the presence of lavender or like,
00:04:28.440 even aloe or something.
00:04:30.140 No, but listen.
00:04:30.900 Because I'm kind of like, I thought you guys were medicine.
00:04:33.240 and I'm not saying I know that those things are, you know,
00:04:37.100 that all medicine is medicine and medicine from the earth, okay?
00:04:40.340 So don't come after me, but you know what I mean, right?
00:04:43.280 I really do like the smell of lavender.
00:04:44.920 And listen, when I put on the cooling gel and I smelled the lavender,
00:04:47.280 I also kind of judged it immediately.
00:04:48.820 I was like, you're not going to fool me with fragrance.
00:04:51.620 You know what I mean?
00:04:52.180 You're not going to fool me.
00:04:53.060 I'm not going to smell the lavender and go, oh, from the earth, right?
00:04:56.020 If anything, I feel like, what are you covering up?
00:04:58.260 Yes.
00:04:58.900 Or what do you, just give me the gel.
00:05:00.660 i don't need the smell of lavender to remind me especially when i'm using seven other products
00:05:06.300 that i'm using a product yeah like why the hell yeah go on i kind of enjoy the lavender
00:05:10.900 there's no there are certain products i'm looking it up on skin school as a comparison let's see
00:05:17.180 what it what you know what i mean got another ad for skin school and i'm not i'm i won't be upset
00:05:23.380 because they deserve all the credit okay dermatologica um i know what's the what do
00:05:29.300 people feel about dermatologica i again please if you're listening send the line yeah i trust it
00:05:36.460 too because it feels it feels kind of austere again in clinical yes it's a medical line yes
00:05:43.000 because they don't have fragrance right does lavender count as fragrance if it's lavender
00:05:46.900 essential oil no calm water gel okay hold on weightless water gel all right all right all
00:05:55.100 right here we go baby here we go 81 percent match with bliss pore patrol hydrator 78 percent match
00:06:03.680 aqua infusion oil free gel cream i just really think it's useful to see this to see what the
00:06:10.360 others are are doing and what they're doing fresh all right so none of the free returns in 30 days
00:06:16.220 for the product yeah but like what does that mean does that mean you can use it and go i don't like
00:06:22.740 pay the cost of the product to not return it you know of course i was thinking about this i mean
00:06:27.520 the other i know i'm always
00:06:29.120 i just is there an errand more you know there's something devastating about um
00:06:37.540 the customer service desk at a store when it is separated from the register okay now it should be
00:06:45.620 because have you ever been at a register behind someone trying to do a return
00:06:49.860 literal hell on earth it has to be a separate it's like it's like like you're at vicky's secret
00:06:55.000 okay okay and you got your second skin satin in hand and you're ready to make a purchase and
00:07:00.320 there's someone in front going you know you're listening to them tell a tale yeah a return-based
00:07:06.200 tale and work through policy and like the feeling in those moments like it's almost like no sympathy
00:07:11.620 for the returner you're like you're like today's about buying yeah today's about buying yeah like
00:07:18.680 you know like get out of here like like uh yeah it's we're having the same sort of you enjoy
00:07:25.520 i feel like i recently abandoned a line when you're waiting in line and then you abandon
00:07:30.480 that's something that really oh okay i know what it was 90 of the time when you okay so it becomes
00:07:37.320 it becomes a psychological game with the other people in line because i i really like with food
00:07:43.760 it's very hard for me to wait in a line like there's do you mean wait do you mean abandon
00:07:50.320 line to leave the store do you mean abandon line to go to one you think shorter both interesting
00:07:54.380 questions actually both will take up the entire episode to talk about i as you can imagine really
00:07:59.520 okay so first of all what i'm referring to first giddy okay is lining up i'm so excited now you
00:08:07.320 know when you get you know i love talking oh there's a new bagel spot in town oh you gotta
00:08:10.900 to try this bread you gotta try these sandwiches right of course and then you drive by the line
00:08:15.820 is wrapped around halfway around the block i under no circumstance will wait in the line
00:08:19.220 because i just it's too infuriating it's too upsetting however i the other morning my mother
00:08:25.080 was like oh there's this new bread place that opened it's supposed to be phenomenal
00:08:27.880 i'm on east coast town in la visiting them i am awake doll eyes fluttering awake at 6 30 okay
00:08:37.100 So I've been out the door.
00:08:38.240 Yeah, me too, right now.
00:08:39.320 And then I'm at the farmer's market.
00:08:40.500 I'm here, you know.
00:08:41.200 So I said, I'm going to drive by the bread store that my mother was talking about.
00:08:44.920 I drive by, and at this point it's 9 a.m.
00:08:47.080 The line is 12 people deep, and I go, I'm going to do it.
00:08:51.580 So I get out, and I kind of, you know, I join the line.
00:08:54.440 There's the woman in front of me with her daughter.
00:08:55.920 Of course, I was watching her with a hawk's eye going, I need the daughter now. 0.99
00:08:59.040 There was a moment where the daughter picked up, had a little fall.
00:09:02.300 What if you had a son?
00:09:03.840 I'd be devastated.
00:09:04.520 and then um i had i had a leaf he'd be fine we'd figure it out but he um the daughter picked up a
00:09:12.280 leaf and wanted to put it in the mother's like bag and the mother like very beautiful was like
00:09:18.500 sweetie whenever you do that though you forget about them and they dry and they crunch up the
00:09:23.460 bottom of my purse and so no and i was like but that was so and i was like is there has there ever
00:09:30.000 been an argument more for having children the idea of this little friend who wants to you know
00:09:35.800 who gives you a leaf to save i mean it's just it was unbearable it was so beautiful and sweet i i
00:09:42.160 was like you know i have to freeze my eggs so anyway so he oh so oh and then i was like then
00:09:50.120 then i had this whole fantasy of being the better mother i had this whole fantasy of going well if
00:09:54.560 my daughter was really interested in the leaves i would have a little book that i carried with me
00:09:58.780 So I'd press the leaves between and it would become a little thing when I could give her
00:10:02.440 the book.
00:10:03.580 Yes.
00:10:04.560 You know, you reveal the book to her later and be celebrated as the greatest mother. 0.51
00:10:10.060 Cut to me backhanding her in line at the bread, you know, at the bread line because she's,
00:10:15.000 and so anyways, but then the mother and I kind of exchange a, ha ha, look at us waiting
00:10:19.320 in line, right?
00:10:19.800 Well, I hear it's great, you know?
00:10:20.880 And she's like, well, they just opened last Wednesday.
00:10:22.540 Of course, my favorite.
00:10:22.960 Oh, so then I'm waiting in the line and I feel the thing that only the morning can give
00:10:28.220 you, which is complete sense of community with the others, like hot coffee steaming
00:10:33.880 off the cups.
00:10:35.180 The morning is, and it's unreachable in so many ways, waking up early, getting out the
00:10:43.140 door.
00:10:43.680 It's just impossible.
00:10:44.860 Once you're out there, it's truly the glory of Christ.
00:10:49.020 Like I feel religious communion.
00:10:53.020 And so I'm waiting in the line.
00:10:55.940 and let me tell you the line's not moving okay and I even think oh I gotta get out of here but
00:11:02.580 then I turn behind and then this is when they this is what they get you and this is the psychology
00:11:06.380 of the line oh it's formed behind you it's formed behind you I turn my head eight people in a mere
00:11:12.760 blink and and I go well look at me I'm not even at the halfway point at this point I'm closer to
00:11:18.100 the front than I was when I first joined is that not psychologically incredibly profound and
00:11:23.780 significant and and humiliating also humiliating because it has not changed how quickly you will
00:11:29.980 get there and the bread people it's like they know that we're gonna wait flattered by by being in
00:11:35.220 there right no they know that oh well now it's a game of prestige oh look at me i'm closer to the
00:11:40.380 front i look behind i was just recently last yes brilliant behind i see people trailing behind me 0.99
00:11:45.560 and i go status you poor fools it's status you poor fools no the very second it's a the way you 0.98
00:11:53.180 Sorry, I just want to linger in this. 0.99
00:11:54.940 We cannot move past it.
00:11:56.380 It's too good, okay?
00:11:57.560 Like, I don't care if this story takes six episodes to get through, okay? 0.99
00:12:01.080 So it's like my favorite fucking thing in the world. 0.98
00:12:06.040 And we experienced it profoundly last week, 0.98
00:12:07.720 which is I love nothing more than something unfolded in time in your life,
00:12:12.420 just you waiting at the bread store, okay?
00:12:14.240 And that is this container, you know,
00:12:16.300 like the way a cigarette is a container for a conversation.
00:12:18.720 You in line at the bread store is this memory in this container
00:12:21.240 that can stretch over a number of minutes.
00:12:22.760 and we just live in it so right now i'm just picturing just because it's the first thing
00:12:26.640 that came to mind the a bakery near me right and i'm like so i'm picturing that and it's like i
00:12:31.120 just get to live here and sit in there and ask you questions and like discuss every little thing
00:12:35.360 okay so i'm really excited so first yeah the first thing you said when you said that thing
00:12:39.580 about the line i was like it's status it's status what is it like why is it no it's absolutely
00:12:43.600 incredible that literally poor fools is is the only feeling you look behind you go oh my god
00:12:49.560 and then I even kind of thought what the hell they're getting in a line that long for this 0.99
00:12:54.880 because it was stretching it was stretching and I thought I know are you crazy and then
00:12:58.620 here's a classic okay this is a big issue that's so true issue with with walking up to any business
00:13:04.140 I get in the line I'm privately hoping for bagels okay I know they serve loaves of bread and bagels
00:13:10.700 you have no clue what they have I have no clue now okay I can't and so this is where I don't
00:13:14.920 understand how society continues because i don't know if they're out of bagels or not i can't what
00:13:20.460 am i going to do walk to the front and people look at me and by the way i can't bear the moments of
00:13:24.860 people thinking i'm cutting even if i'm not cutting it's so unbearable to think that there's
00:13:29.360 four seconds where someone goes does she not does what's she doing you know and so so i can't handle
00:13:36.400 that so launch a sign i'm sorry pause okay we need to launch we need to launch begin and sort
00:13:43.700 of popularize okay a little sign maybe it's holding like cut scissors above your head
00:13:50.620 yeah okay and maybe a thumbs down okay along with it meaning meaning i'm not cutting
00:13:56.060 okay so you just don't have to talk to anyone you throw it above your head okay as you go to the top
00:14:02.600 and you go any bagels in there okay and everyone knows that could be huge for society
00:14:09.760 that is not huge is it this i think so because it's saying it's a scissor and then it's saying
00:14:16.280 i'm not cutting you don't want to hold two hands up you're holding a coffee you're holding a phone
00:14:19.880 right you need just one you could throw up to the people and they know i'm not cutting no
00:14:25.460 completely i think because it was too unbearable we can change the sign it's yeah yeah but something
00:14:29.580 like this that's completely brilliant jackson it's completely brilliant i can't believe that hasn't
00:14:34.360 that hasn't happened yet okay so there's a lot of things that i if i had that sign in my lexicon
00:14:43.100 i would have done that and gone so sorry are you out of bagels because if he had gone yeah we're
00:14:48.720 out of bagels i would have abandoned that line most likely maybe so anyway i'm waiting in the
00:14:53.800 line feeling the community this is about being out you knew they had them okay interesting yeah
00:15:01.020 but i thought i i don't know i mean because of all this store there was all this stuff about the
00:15:04.800 bread and oh if they sell out so early you know and all this stuff so then finally i get up there
00:15:11.240 i get up there i get in and i go i'm terrified are you out of bagels it's not even 10 a.m
00:15:18.080 and this guy in a way i didn't appreciate oh kind of not quite a snicker but kind of like oh yeah
00:15:25.060 we're out and i go well it's 10 i didn't say this i'm like it's 10 o'clock you know i'm not showing
00:15:30.080 up at 2 p.m. you got any bagels left it's 10 a.m. so i proceed to get a loaf of sourdough which was
00:15:37.380 beautiful and i leave and as i'm holding the sourdough to my bosom and i'm walking by an
00:15:44.360 endless line now i have the urge to say to them i have the urge to inform the masses i want to go
00:15:49.180 because they're running yes they're out of bagels they only have two kinds of loaves yet and i'm
00:15:52.900 going some of these people aren't going to get bread they're going to get to the end they're 0.96
00:15:56.240 going to what are they going to even buy talk about poor fools by the way they're out of bagels 0.84
00:15:59.720 right or i wanted to say by the way and why didn't i i didn't want to suffer the humiliation of 0.93
00:16:04.860 people going a we know they're out of bagels b i pre-ordered c i don't know i didn't do it but
00:16:10.820 i felt so distant i felt so distant from the people while i was walking by because i was like
00:16:16.480 i'm out of this line now i have my bread so you know something and you know something you don't 0.94
00:16:21.200 know but then i also felt like here we all are waiting for this goddamn bread i don't know it 0.86
00:16:26.120 was confusing the bread was great but the line i guess some people they're they're i think some 0.98
00:16:35.960 people get off on the line maybe okay i want to get into this the labor of we have to run to break
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00:17:00.960 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
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00:18:22.540 I'm just going to finish up about the line.
00:18:24.060 Yes, please.
00:18:25.000 Well, I've experienced community waiting for sample sales,
00:18:28.100 I'll tell you that much.
00:18:29.560 Because that is a huge...
00:18:32.400 So I've gotten in this thing because there's this store,
00:18:35.280 260, maybe...
00:18:37.000 No, they can't give you anything free.
00:18:38.300 They're already giving you samples.
00:18:40.160 Okay, but this brand that has sample sales all the time,
00:18:43.140 you just show up to their building
00:18:44.220 and this week they've got whatever.
00:18:46.080 again i wait in the lines sometimes for a very long time and um there the community is major it's
00:18:52.460 like yeah they're not letting anyone in okay and then there's always someone that comes by
00:18:56.480 rolls by and says like slim pickings like yes like they're pretty much out yeah and it's like
00:19:02.220 and i like love them for it and yet there's this feeling of like
00:19:05.760 well maybe that'll that'll cause some of the others to it just out
00:19:10.340 i yeah it's anyway i don't know i i lost the thread there but i i now i have to say about
00:19:20.060 the barista because i'm just excited i don't think i told you this it's one of the most stunning um
00:19:24.540 uh stunning experiences i've had oh my god trying to purchase coffee okay so as you know and i
00:19:32.580 really hope i haven't told this before wait is this about the truck oh no that's last week no
00:19:38.140 That would be really upsetting, though. 0.85
00:19:40.040 And he said that drink is garbage now. 0.99
00:19:43.700 That was last week. 0.99
00:19:46.100 But I am, you know, a repeater.
00:19:48.260 Okay, so, who isn't?
00:19:51.140 So, walking on the...
00:19:53.920 No, wait, we have to cut that because there's only one coffee offering there
00:19:58.320 and I just can't.
00:19:59.280 Oh, wow.
00:19:59.780 I can't have them find out.
00:20:01.400 So I was walking somewhere in New York City in a sort of park-like environment
00:20:04.920 and i come across what you might call actually a simple it wasn't a truck but it was similar okay
00:20:10.280 a coffee uh establishment and you know very high-end boutique kind of you know how there's
00:20:17.260 all these rogue brands popping up you know it's like hey we're you know lily caught whatever i'm
00:20:25.880 trying to give an example of brand okay but it's just like oh like they all have the right marketing
00:20:29.940 now and you're and they all have the marketing of like we're really good coffee you know what i
00:20:34.200 mean like that whole thing roll up plenty of espresso offerings as you know i tend to drink
00:20:40.000 a quad espresso over ice in the mornings okay and there's always an issue around whether they pull
00:20:48.500 their shots double or not okay so if i come in and i said like four shots of espresso they go well
00:20:54.540 our shots we pull double shots here oh i see so i go then give me two of those right i get i'm like
00:21:00.840 give me whatever you know four shots is right in that sense so it's always kind of an issue i go up
00:21:05.960 with this knot in my stomach knowing that i'm gonna have to begin to communicate in their language
00:21:09.680 okay okay what i desire so i go up and first i go up and it's like right around when they're
00:21:16.680 opening and so i sort of step up to kind of see if they're open because the other businesses next
00:21:20.660 to them are and this guy turns around and he's like uh just one second like but in this way like
00:21:27.340 Like as though I had bothered him when all I had done was lingered near in an open park setting, to be clear.
00:21:35.620 To a merchant.
00:21:36.760 It's not my mouth against the glass.
00:21:38.940 Yeah.
00:21:39.480 So I'm there with utter yielding posture.
00:21:43.400 I mean, the most yielding posture, you know.
00:21:46.460 And so I, oh, of course, of course, you know.
00:21:50.080 I'm not hurrying you.
00:21:51.640 Take all the time you need.
00:21:53.160 Anyway, finally, Pierce, I go, do you pull double shots or whatever?
00:21:57.960 You know, like, yeah.
00:21:59.160 Okay, can I get two of those?
00:22:00.260 Like, huh?
00:22:01.160 Okay, I want four shots of espresso.
00:22:03.240 And the guy's like, I don't know.
00:22:06.260 Like, I forgot what he said, but he's like, something like he's reacting to that.
00:22:09.380 Like, whoa.
00:22:10.280 And I'm like, yep, that's what I want.
00:22:13.580 You know, like, and guess what?
00:22:15.380 I'm going to get more later on today.
00:22:16.960 Like, I don't know what to tell you.
00:22:17.880 I'm a hypersomniac.
00:22:19.720 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 So he's like, weird about it.
00:22:22.020 I pay.
00:22:23.160 the person the cashier okay and then um a cup appears okay okay with what looks like one shot
00:22:32.000 of espresso at the bottom maybe two okay but practically nothing and i look at it i go i go
00:22:40.240 is this a quad you know or the the four shots whatever because it's you know and he's like
00:22:45.580 just taste it okay he goes you just just just try it and tell me if it's strong enough for you
00:22:53.160 oh wow now now let's take a minute with that folks let's take a minute with that i didn't say
00:23:01.900 hey can i get a get a cup of coffee and can you add a turbo shot make it strong you know like you
00:23:06.720 might have done can't make it stronger i like a strong taste a red eye no yeah exactly i have
00:23:12.580 asked for four shots of espresso and even you know two double shot whatever i've asked for a
00:23:19.700 quantity of espresso no i have not said the word strong i have not said the word deep flavor 0.86
00:23:25.620 okay he gives me a fucking tablespoon yeah okay so what happens so he's like just just try it you 0.87
00:23:33.000 tell me if it's strong enough i'm like oh it's not about strength it's like i want four four 0.98
00:23:37.340 shots it's like it's like saying like hey can i have four advil and someone gives you two and
00:23:42.280 says just try them yeah and it's like sir sir that that is burn under burn under a thousand
00:23:52.940 okay and it kept going and then and he he was aggro and i can't even remember the details now
00:23:58.760 this always happens okay but it's like he he really was and then uh i went over to the and
00:24:04.520 i'm like i well i paid for four right or i went over to the thing and i was like hey did he charge
00:24:10.060 me for the four like that's what i want because then he's like grumpily said he'd add more
00:24:14.580 and then um she's like no he didn't so he he he treated me as a child who doesn't know what she
00:24:22.700 wants and needs isn't that disgusting that is disgusting it was and he was a very specific type 0.56
00:24:29.560 like he was he just was and it was it was everything i hate so what happened just abandoned 0.85
00:24:35.940 no i waited i got my extra shots i said thank you okay there was like two ice floating in it he just 0.88
00:24:43.060 like was not having it with me okay two ice cubes i mean and you know i was a goddamn dream all i'm 0.72
00:24:49.380 doing in the morning are you kidding in a park and like i'm there to have an experience i'm there to 0.91
00:24:54.760 connect over their gorgeous coffee whatever so i walked away i'm furious i drank the coffee and
00:25:01.680 then on the way back i sort of slung my hand down when i came back like an hour later to walk past
00:25:08.220 again i sort of slung my hand down so that the coffee cup i even like licked the very last drop
00:25:12.380 like so there wouldn't be a single brown spot of liquid in the cup so you'd see a purely empty
00:25:17.800 fully consumed cup i almost wanted to go up and get more yeah you know just uh another another
00:25:24.180 four like another two thanks yeah it just the fact it was just you know this is the problem
00:25:29.140 of the story it was all in the facial expressions but you can imagine them they were just so was he 0.84
00:25:33.960 tall no he was he kind of looked like there's a specific actor he looked like fuck i can't pull 0.92
00:25:44.000 him through it just it was it was astonishing that's really upsetting i think you should say 0.96
00:25:49.280 the name of the purveyor let him burn the purveyor oh wait i'm you talking about this i'm like after
00:25:56.780 we record i think i'm gonna take a little walk and go get a little cup a little taste of top
00:26:00.840 shelf java myself i just i struggle because i still uh enjoy the taste of of the starbucks
00:26:07.740 um frankly more i mean it's like how i don't like cold brew even though i know it's like
00:26:13.200 like it's like one of these things i've been trained to like the burned bean no i prefer
00:26:17.040 iced espresso or you know espresso over ice with water aka americano forgive my cold brew
00:26:24.180 So, Colbert tastes syrupy, thick.
00:26:26.660 What?
00:26:27.720 Forgive me if this is condescending,
00:26:29.320 but you are aware that espresso contains less caffeine than coffee,
00:26:32.680 than a cup of coffee.
00:26:34.360 Oh, honey.
00:26:35.600 And that's why I drink 16, okay?
00:26:38.560 Okay, and coffee.
00:26:40.160 Do you have espresso after dinner?
00:26:42.240 No, that's not why I get...
00:26:44.040 I'm just wondering.
00:26:45.080 Sometimes.
00:26:45.520 But almost strictly for...
00:26:48.520 For the theater of it.
00:26:50.260 The experience.
00:26:50.940 i'm not going to order decaf at a restaurant ew so i'm just not so yeah and i guess i can see it
00:26:59.080 yeah exactly wait it's just reminding me of something something major about
00:27:06.900 about food and dessert that's come to me recently anyway we have plenty of episodes to get through
00:27:12.440 it all um okay we also have to cover the other line phenomenon of jumping lines oh yeah okay and
00:27:20.320 this also goes back oh well welcome to tsa oh welcome to tsa this week i was on a play this
00:27:27.980 week i was back in line you know do i know one of my tricks it's small it's not a big thing
00:27:33.660 and some might even call it not a pre-check okay so you know i'm not yet right i haven't
00:27:40.200 gotten it done i'm not pre-check yet i haven't gotten it done that chris is and when you're 0.96
00:27:45.320 with a member of the party that is you get to go no that's not true fuck what am i thinking yeah 0.58
00:27:50.740 it used to be that way i carried uh mabel right through the thing had to take her out of her 0.51
00:27:57.000 carrier and carry her through and i was like astonished that people weren't losing their 0.98
00:28:00.920 shit they weren't they weren't i was furious people really hate cats i was looking at it 0.95
00:28:05.420 oh it's so cruel i i've so six episodes we'll do on this because it's it's major um i 0.98
00:28:15.200 carried it through I'm glancing around looking for someone there was one person on the plane
00:28:18.380 they hate women yep it's a very clear line misogyny yeah it's like cats hatred of cats
00:28:25.540 it's a misogyny because people experience dogs as male and cats as female they always have and 0.56
00:28:31.280 the crazy cat yeah and right right and and the cat as um you know this this insistence that the
00:28:39.780 cat is this vessel for female loneliness or something so people are like cast it off or
00:28:46.300 like it's female solitude and the idea that a woman right would get any kind of companionship
00:28:51.400 from anything other than a man so the idea of a woman with her cat it summons like extreme
00:28:57.440 discomfort because it's like poor girl alone in her house with her cat but also the rage at oh 0.78
00:29:03.980 and she like she's happy she's fine exactly well it's similar to the hatred of like female 0.99
00:29:08.500 masturbation arguably a woman and her cat yeah yeah a woman enjoying her cat isn't any different 0.99
00:29:14.120 than a woman enjoying her cat I was going to say I was going to let you say I was going to 1.00
00:29:22.140 because I don't I don't like the word pussy I'm not that into that okay yeah I get how it's hot 0.99
00:29:28.140 whatever I get all that okay but yeah but yeah it's sort of um the yeah the woman uh yeah no 1.00
00:29:35.340 it's endless
00:29:36.020 and yeah
00:29:36.500 I was looking around
00:29:37.140 actually though
00:29:37.660 I will say
00:29:38.260 at the Hotel St. Cecilia
00:29:39.520 okay which was
00:29:40.580 one of the most
00:29:41.180 magnificent hotel
00:29:42.260 experiences I've ever had
00:29:43.720 wow 0.85
00:29:44.280 their treatment of Mabel
00:29:45.840 as you know
00:29:46.500 okay
00:29:47.320 their pet friendliness
00:29:48.380 extending to cats
00:29:49.660 was
00:29:51.460 simply beautiful
00:29:52.500 they
00:29:52.840 they wrote a note
00:29:54.580 I mean I sent you
00:29:55.480 the picture of the note
00:29:56.380 for Mabel
00:29:56.720 welcome to Mabel
00:29:57.460 so sweet
00:29:58.180 okay
00:29:58.780 it was so beautiful
00:29:59.620 and then
00:30:00.980 I just posted
00:30:02.000 I'll post a couple
00:30:02.920 on Puginsta
00:30:03.700 that
00:30:04.220 But I have some great photos of her living large, checking out the spa menu. 0.57
00:30:10.560 I mean, the spa minibar menu.
00:30:12.740 Are you familiar with this?
00:30:13.680 Spa minibar?
00:30:15.140 No.
00:30:15.720 So you know how there's a minibar in the hotel with food and snacks in the main room?
00:30:19.660 Some places have introduced, and I can't blame them, in the bathroom.
00:30:24.660 Oh, wow.
00:30:25.460 Spa-like products.
00:30:26.380 Genius.
00:30:27.080 Skin care, whatever. 0.99
00:30:28.020 For you to pluck off the shelf for $64.
00:30:32.100 Yeah.
00:30:32.460 Yeah, here's one from Haoma.
00:30:34.220 no i was i had so many products with me already that i had to do some paring down um before uh
00:30:43.240 even leaving but i didn't purchase any but mabel like mabel went straight for it like i think it 0.94
00:30:49.640 must have been the nog chompa like scent or something called her she went straight for it
00:30:54.640 and i have some great pics of her enjoying even the hotel robe is really spectacular so sweet 0.84
00:30:59.240 wait wait do you experience trying to bring vacation home from you with you okay okay like
00:31:05.500 informs so like me and chris are eating the final night and we're analyzing how it's the perfect
00:31:09.800 night to leave you know like oh it's it's rain today so it's not so devastating to leave behind
00:31:14.700 this pool like we're analyzing why it's like okay for us to leave the resort or whatever the hotel
00:31:19.100 but it was like it was like we're sitting there and it's like this rainstorm we're on the covered
00:31:23.180 patio and we've ordered to the room it's goddamn dream okay and i'm staring at the lucite tray that
00:31:30.940 has the napkin laid upon it and our you know french press okay and espresso and two croissants 0.79
00:31:38.920 with butter and this incredible i guess you could call it jam but it was like it was fresh you know
00:31:45.860 what i mean it was like just like pureed fruit with like a hint of citrus in there and it's still
00:31:51.160 prevalent yes yes and it was so good and um and i was like i was like study it i almost like took
00:31:57.600 a pic like okay like i just i'm gonna get a lucite tray just like this one okay i'm like i'm gonna
00:32:02.900 lay a cloth napkin down okay on it and i'm gonna carry that out every morning i also was like like
00:32:09.060 we're having a lot of wedge salads and i was like i'm humiliated at how rarely i've created a wedge
00:32:13.780 at home humiliated i don't think i've ever done it and it's one of my favorite to me when i say
00:32:18.320 And all I need to do, head an iceberg.
00:32:22.960 Yeah.
00:32:23.420 What you're describing, the domestic arts are the only arts and they are the highest form of art.
00:32:29.980 Oh, my God.
00:32:30.760 And I feel that very deeply.
00:32:32.120 Oh, my God.
00:32:34.140 I'll repeat that.
00:32:35.260 God, I know.
00:32:36.140 The domestic arts.
00:32:36.900 And I have not lived as such.
00:32:38.560 It's the only form of art.
00:32:39.700 I just mean because I'm having these fantasies of when I come back to L.A., major overhaul, getting rid of things, shedding, right?
00:32:47.160 i want to have four bowls that i love i'm tired of the bowls i don't like i don't want to eat out
00:32:52.060 of a vessel i don't enjoy looking at and holding because then i'm not going to treat i'm not going
00:32:56.020 to take the care of washing it you know it's like so what you're describing of the tray
00:33:01.880 it all comes down to linen it all comes down to the napkin the vessel the the the this is
00:33:09.660 unusable i'm just i'm i accidentally stole no it's not i accidentally stole a napkin from via
00:33:16.320 they sell for 19 online okay okay just because of the add so and i truly mean accidentally like
00:33:27.260 as you know from last week okay so sometimes you're not a thief my because i always leave
00:33:32.600 things behind right i leave things behind or because of the way my brain makes me like i don't
00:33:39.920 notice what my body's doing my body has developed this like automatic reflex to like whenever i
00:33:45.420 change spaces to sort of like sweep my arm across the table into my purse because it's like I'm just
00:33:51.360 like collecting the things around me but while I'm thinking about whatever I'm talking to the
00:33:55.020 other person with so sometimes I end up with something in my bag like often it is a often
00:34:02.020 it's the the restaurant napkin like because it's like on my body almost like my phone or something
00:34:08.580 and so I just stuff it in my purse without like realizing one time it happened at Ricky's you know 0.91
00:34:13.620 you know ricky's okay in new york and it was like i i i pull up this thing and it's a goddamn like 0.66
00:34:20.180 tooth grill yeah like a tooth grill like a thing you put on your you know like like a gold like
00:34:25.880 like tooth plate thing there was what on the counter hell and i was like oh i wasn't even
00:34:31.360 some yeah it was on the counter and it's this is not i know you know if i were a poof listener i'd 0.97
00:34:37.720 probably go oh see she does steal she just can't face that she steals so her body you know her mind 0.85
00:34:43.180 compresses it no okay that's not it people you physically steal i do it you don't have things
00:34:47.720 it's like yeah yeah i i it's a purely physical accident for you it's um training with other
00:34:54.060 things i do it with it's like putting glasses in the in the glass like in the fridge it's that
00:34:58.940 same thing like like it's only if you have that kind of brain do you understand oh i don't my
00:35:04.600 body's doing things i don't know like it's doing things based on habits to save me like
00:35:09.560 me stopping like my body stops at a corner okay even when the light is white okay the the white
00:35:16.560 walking guy right yeah it's like it's like my body stops because it's created that thing because it
00:35:24.820 knows that i'm spaced out and i'm in my head or i'm in the conversation we're having so it's like
00:35:28.080 yeah so it's like safety but anyway why am i saying this oh yeah oh yeah the vehicle napkin
00:35:33.600 so it's like yeah it come you come home from the hotel i mean that that that's one of the funny 0.98
00:35:38.420 things arguably one of the pleasures of a hotel it doesn't have all your shit in it yeah it's the 0.67
00:35:45.300 only i know exactly it's like and there's comfort to a new start the promise of a new start and 0.94
00:35:53.300 then you come on we go okay yeah and what does it feel like to behave in a space that isn't yours
00:35:59.460 but to pretend that it's yours you know it's a makeshift home so ostensibly you get to be
00:36:05.840 comfortable at home natural but you are an actor on a set even going to sleep like
00:36:13.680 yeah showering the getting into bed like it is a play even though they're not like necessarily
00:36:19.200 watching you on cameras or you might say the whole world's a stage um one might i think
00:36:27.180 and we merely look christmas do you see christmas where by the wrapped up tree that
00:36:34.900 never made it into the attic area to be huge this year it's coming and and halloween is is
00:36:42.420 is it's october 1 and i will be going to cvs to look at their latest ghoul and ghost offerings
00:36:49.000 they have some i mean them target of course i mean the real the real game in town is i mean as
00:36:54.800 you get close to the halloween or for a couple weeks after the markdown on the animatronics
00:37:00.280 is unreal and i always have this plan like okay i'm gonna get 65 like dancing ghosts yeah right
00:37:07.500 now post halloween i can turn them into anything i want okay i could i could spray paint them
00:37:13.600 and turn them into christmas elves do you see what i'm saying of course you could always be
00:37:19.260 season ahead you can dress it up you could do anything you can have full animatronics put a hat
00:37:24.660 a santa hat on them i'm so excited i love i love it i really do i'm i'm thinking um i don't know
00:37:33.820 i'm thinking a big display of uh floating ghosts this year achieved through helium and um things
00:37:42.200 like that god show me your your halloween decor if you have it listeners and and also dear listener
00:37:49.740 You know what I'd love?
00:37:51.180 I love when people post, like,
00:37:54.260 here I am on a mountain in Switzerland listening to Poog. 0.95
00:37:57.280 Oh, I know.
00:37:58.340 So we need shots of you listening to Poog wherever the hell you are. 0.98
00:38:01.680 Okay, we gotta go to break. 0.98
00:38:02.680 We gotta go to break. We'll be right back.
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00:38:15.280 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune
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00:38:21.040 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs
00:38:24.500 No, I am not your guru
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00:39:35.780 hey hey wait there's like a one million things what did i we wrote a wrote a little note about
00:39:50.080 we were going to talk about line jumping lines to get to a shorter line oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:39:55.760 no i was just i wanted to talk about tongue posture in an episode soon but we don't have
00:40:00.320 to get to that yet but the jumping of the line oh but i never said my trick are you ready oh yeah
00:40:04.540 it's not a big trick but it's something and you know what when you're in line at tsa security i 0.98
00:40:10.400 think anything helps anyway here it is so you know the long metal table okay that you haul your shit
00:40:15.860 up on like your the bins yeah so you know you get your bins you throw them up there and then you
00:40:21.260 throw your bags and then begins the long push right push push push okay so my trick everyone
00:40:29.020 throws their suitcase on on the table at the very top beginning of the table no need keep rolling
00:40:36.000 it all the way till you're at basically the cutoff okay and then you throw it on why push a
00:40:43.560 suitcase on a table when you could simply right roll until the last second is more intuitive is
00:40:50.580 it because people are all doing that so i fear there won't be enough room for my bag if i wait
00:40:55.180 yeah and you just have to remember that generally the shoving isn't that violent like you just
00:40:59.920 simply you stop it like they're like and people see what's going on it's um something i do move
00:41:07.660 like yeah let's hear it oh i also throw my shit in the in a bin before i've removed it from the 0.71
00:41:12.500 thing i throw my shit in the bin and then i lift the bin up onto the table the bin is in a pile i 0.98
00:41:18.240 throw my shit into that then i lift it up and place it on the table it's not extra labor it's 0.95
00:41:23.440 less labor i feel i feel like in an embarrassing way yes i feel like oh look at me you know i 0.99
00:41:30.980 really know how to travel i pride myself on traveling well of course and um so sometimes 0.88
00:41:36.100 i find myself and this is really disgusting i find myself locking eyes with the tsa people 0.92
00:41:42.900 and running my hands over my pockets to show them like i've got you think i'm ever gonna go
00:41:48.340 through there with something in my pocket okay and it's just this little thing i do i'm not like
00:41:54.960 the rest of them yeah i'm not like the rest and i do it and i pretend that it's absent-minded
00:41:59.920 so i lock i accidentally lock eyes with them even though i know i'm searching for their gaze the
00:42:05.600 whole time okay this is i pretend to lock eyes and then i as though it's muscle memory run my
00:42:11.060 hands over the front of the pockets the back of the pockets and then i enter no you know what
00:42:16.320 i used to always refuse the scan i'd go can i get i remember that you're the only person i knew
00:42:21.840 i would always refuse the scan and they would be irradiated female assist and they'd come over
00:42:27.140 pat me down i didn't want to get radiated i don't care anymore did you just say
00:42:31.860 female assist like that like you were there yeah no i thought you said that sorry
00:42:37.280 okay like can't you see that like uh female assist like it seems like the kind of thing
00:42:46.700 you're showing off knowledge i mean i was like god well you can imagine like me with with mabel
00:42:53.440 okay on the way to um austin i i did the thing where they go you can you can have her checked
00:43:00.440 in a separate room but it's a whole thing and i and then on the way back she seemed really relaxed
00:43:05.000 And I was like, I think I can just carry her right through, you know.
00:43:07.140 So I'm like, I've got a cat.
00:43:08.900 And they're like, okay.
00:43:09.780 And they're like, it's all the drama.
00:43:12.040 And like, I expect like cheers and tears at the end, you know, like,
00:43:16.340 whoa, I don't think I've ever said that or noticed that it rhymes.
00:43:18.820 I'm surprised that's not more of a thing.
00:43:20.000 Cheers and tears.
00:43:21.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:43:23.020 How is that not a thing?
00:43:24.400 It should be.
00:43:25.300 Like, and at the end of the show, you know, it's cheers and tears, cheers and tears.
00:43:28.860 Like, how is that not a cliche?
00:43:31.560 This is like in like 99.
00:43:33.080 One of the remaining un-mined.
00:43:35.720 Well, you know what?
00:43:36.300 Do you want to know something?
00:43:37.100 I was one of the first people to say bucks for Starbucks.
00:43:42.340 Okay, but even before that, I was like, this must have been like, I don't know.
00:43:46.320 Do you find, I'm joking, but also, I had an early bit about how no one shortened Starbucks
00:43:53.120 and how weird that was.
00:43:54.100 That no one said bucks, that no one said Starbies.
00:43:56.100 No, you're completely right.
00:43:56.820 That is strange.
00:43:57.740 It took a long time.
00:43:59.160 But I just want to say about Starbucks very quickly is that when you're at the airport,
00:44:03.080 and you see like recently i was at the airport i saw the starbucks sign far ahead i got excited
00:44:09.000 right the starbucks logo sometimes just what it looks like is a woman spreading her legs 0.98
00:44:15.860 so it's like have we okay this is my other thing she's got one fin she's got one leg in each head
00:44:22.380 and she's spreading for you split no no okay okay so so so so many years ago when i worked
00:44:29.360 an ad agency okay and this guy and this guy said the mermaid is like the woman but ideal and i'm 0.99
00:44:36.560 like like like the woman but idealist i'm like so it's a woman but her vagina has been sewn closed 0.99
00:44:42.180 yeah like finally that's your dream without a vagina finally the woman who can't spread her 0.98
00:44:46.020 legs okay is the idealized woman like and so then to me i i've literally admit we must have 0.99
00:44:52.280 discussed this personally together at some time but like the starbucks logo completely undiscussed
00:44:57.020 No one talked about it. 0.99
00:44:58.100 Goddamn split. 1.00
00:44:59.540 Spread to be fucked. 1.00
00:45:01.340 Spread to be fucked. 1.00
00:45:02.680 And just in case you missed it, okay, let me drag her thighs, her fish thighs all the way up around to nearly meet at her head. 1.00
00:45:16.140 And again, your presence, I can't see you, but I know it's ecstatic. 1.00
00:45:20.020 Oh, my God.
00:45:21.920 And sometimes it really catches you.
00:45:24.060 sometimes you forget because it's such
00:45:26.140 it's just so ubiquitous
00:45:27.660 like it's just the background of everyone's life
00:45:30.140 is seeing that image
00:45:31.260 it's so prevalent
00:45:33.360 but occasionally it shocks me
00:45:36.200 because it's pornography
00:45:37.700 and on this day
00:45:39.760 it was through the fact that no one
00:45:42.020 speaks of it
00:45:42.960 that was the
00:45:46.220 other thing I mean I'm serious that was the other
00:45:48.240 part of this
00:45:48.860 these are my early concerns about Starbucks
00:45:52.000 like
00:45:52.560 And then you know this
00:45:56.940 I'm sure we've covered this
00:45:57.880 But no one does Christmas like Starbucks
00:45:59.300 I said it
00:46:00.900 Their marketing is perfect
00:46:03.020 Every year
00:46:04.600 It's based in snow
00:46:06.600 I feel like I've talked
00:46:07.240 It's snow forward
00:46:10.980 And I find it
00:46:12.480 Thank God
00:46:13.420 Because snow
00:46:15.520 Have I ever had a snowy Christmas?
00:46:20.340 God
00:46:20.640 Oh wow
00:46:22.260 I remember one Christmas, not that long ago, it snowed.
00:46:30.380 And I remember saying to my brother, like, you know,
00:46:33.300 I wonder if so many people thinking white Christmas, you know,
00:46:38.120 snowy Christmas, snowing Christmas,
00:46:39.460 envisioning Christmas with snow can conjure up a snowstorm, okay?
00:46:43.960 Because I'm like, if enough people are praying for it, essentially, right?
00:46:47.860 Without even consciously praying for it.
00:46:50.240 and i remember him being like well then the weather like oh so then like you know is does
00:46:59.740 that mean that when a you know a tornado destroys a town like they asked for it right right like
00:47:06.440 like they unconsciously brought it out and i and and this came up just recently as i was watching
00:47:11.820 midnight mass but this question of miracles okay and like just because a miracle isn't evenly
00:47:17.920 distributed doesn't mean that it's impossible right like i'm not saying all weather comes from
00:47:24.120 prayer of course you know what i mean like it's like this insistence that there be a
00:47:29.780 all or nothing it's always yeah they're like well how could you know i don't know this is 0.75
00:47:36.800 i've heavy shit but i think we can conjure snow wait i'll tell you one thing i've conjured i've 0.74
00:47:42.520 conjured less than snow less than snow i don't know what i mean more than snow i've conjured 0.98
00:47:47.720 I'm not even going to speak of it
00:47:49.360 because less my powers
00:47:50.720 then leave me
00:47:51.860 I've gone
00:47:53.060 no I
00:47:53.460 yeah I mean it's
00:47:54.520 it's um
00:47:55.160 it's dangerous territory
00:47:56.320 conjuring offline
00:47:57.300 what
00:47:57.740 no I can't wait
00:47:58.480 but wait there's
00:47:59.240 wait I was
00:47:59.780 I was dying to say something
00:48:00.980 I'm actually scared to even tell you
00:48:02.200 because what if I tell you
00:48:03.000 if I tell you
00:48:03.580 will the magic disappear
00:48:04.820 I think if you
00:48:06.800 if you tell me
00:48:07.580 without pride
00:48:08.480 and ego
00:48:09.160 there won't be ego
00:48:11.180 I'll be revealing a secret
00:48:12.640 of a conjuring that works
00:48:14.400 I think you're fine
00:48:15.180 but I
00:48:15.760 and I think
00:48:16.240 I think maybe
00:48:16.960 you know maybe you don't speak of it directly right now i won't now would never on air it's
00:48:23.900 too private i mean but but you know there are ways to discuss these things wait but the conjuring
00:48:29.460 the snow the praying for snow oh oh you know it was the best we had this music teacher mrs real
00:48:34.100 when i was a kid and um and r-e-e-l no r-e-a-l um r-h-i-e-l-e something like that
00:48:46.280 And it's sounding weird to me now where I'm almost like, need to check, but whatever.
00:48:52.980 So it'd be like the day that like snow was going to, maybe like there was a talk of snowstorm that night and like we're all praying for a snow day.
00:48:59.220 I can't imagine being a child having access to snow.
00:49:03.260 Well, imagine, I mean, I can't imagine having access to Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:49:10.540 But yeah, and snow, and snow.
00:49:12.500 I mean, and beach and sun and palm trees near a high school.
00:49:15.540 What?
00:49:15.900 yeah okay what is this saved by the bell on campus baby what i said near a high school on campus
00:49:23.620 oh my god trees on campus of course they're everywhere i know i'm still shocked when i
00:49:29.680 wake up and look out the window and see them los angeles and i will continue to romanticize
00:49:33.480 los angeles until the day i die it rules as we know i told you when i came back here we were
00:49:39.300 like so giddy on the plane los angeles is to scoff at los angeles is a humiliation yeah
00:49:44.780 Of the highest order.
00:49:46.300 Oh, there's no culture.
00:49:47.680 Excuse me.
00:49:49.200 Oh, well, that argument I thought was banned in, I'd say, 1998.
00:49:52.440 It keeps coming up, like everything.
00:49:53.500 But it keeps coming up.
00:49:54.520 Nothing dies, apparently.
00:49:55.740 With that, you just have to shut off.
00:49:58.520 You can't.
00:49:59.300 There's nothing to engage with there.
00:50:02.840 But the snow, so Mrs. Real would have us sing slash pray slash chant, okay,
00:50:08.300 because we're all hoping for a snowstorm that night,
00:50:10.000 that it will be enough to keep us home.
00:50:11.840 I need to chant more.
00:50:12.980 Okay.
00:50:13.340 Keep going.
00:50:14.000 Absolutely.
00:50:14.600 And we're going to talk about that too.
00:50:15.740 I need to enter.
00:50:16.860 Chanting is huge for me.
00:50:18.820 Okay.
00:50:19.160 What?
00:50:20.280 Yes.
00:50:21.100 Chanting, toning, all of it.
00:50:22.340 You've been privately chanting.
00:50:23.920 I need...
00:50:24.360 Well, you know that, I mean, I used to do a lot of chanting in my various yogas.
00:50:28.260 The kirtan, like, teacher really has you, like, stick the tip of your tongue way back
00:50:32.680 to get these certain sounds that make it.
00:50:34.660 Because, you know, it's like the tip of the tongue stimulates the roof of the mouth
00:50:37.180 and all this kind of stuff.
00:50:38.800 Anyway.
00:50:39.920 The pineal gland is activated.
00:50:41.840 Yes. 1.00
00:50:42.080 tongue speaking of tongue posture huge huge huge okay but but wait but she'd have us chant this
00:50:49.820 is all the story is think snow think snow think snow and it was the best it was the best
00:50:57.840 think snow is an incredible mantra god it is yeah i mean snow if you had to die under i like that
00:51:08.660 under a form of
00:51:09.820 participation 0.99
00:51:10.460 god damn it 0.99
00:51:12.620 precipitation 0.98
00:51:13.480 I mean I think clearly
00:51:16.360 it's a blanket of snow and then gentle
00:51:18.420 snowfall under the stars right
00:51:20.080 you mean if you have to like
00:51:22.400 suffer death
00:51:23.980 via
00:51:24.760 I guess bleeding out
00:51:27.380 let's say bleeding out so it's not that you're freezing
00:51:29.860 it's not that you're drowning in the rain
00:51:31.380 bleeding out in snow would be ideal
00:51:32.560 yeah first of all utterly
00:51:35.560 cinematic
00:51:36.160 with the soft
00:51:37.800 with the flakes hitting your eyelashes
00:51:41.380 and face
00:51:41.880 ideally you look up
00:51:43.640 you see a clear night sky
00:51:45.360 with a moon
00:51:47.240 and you see your own breath
00:51:49.320 creating
00:51:50.320 you know
00:51:51.680 the haze
00:51:53.180 and then you slowly slip it to unconsciousness
00:51:57.440 it nearly doesn't register as navy
00:51:59.600 but looks black
00:52:00.360 I read a poem
00:52:03.560 in 10th grade
00:52:05.900 about peter pan and and the navy sky maybe i'll dig it out for you oh i was gonna quickly say
00:52:12.140 what are your thoughts on getting botox to pull up navy what what are your thoughts on getting
00:52:16.520 botox underneath your arms in the armpits to prevent sweating too scary right i don't i'm
00:52:22.440 not i don't care about sweating now maybe it's because i it's never been a major problem for me
00:52:27.160 but it just i just don't i'm like yeah who cares i don't know i feel no shame like so yeah and i
00:52:33.940 definitely to me that one is is like that is i mean i also don't want to you know i'm not going
00:52:39.540 to sew up my mouth so that so that i never vomit in front of someone like the holes are there for
00:52:45.440 a reason yeah no i completely agree the porosity the glands i mean i just think anytime you're
00:52:51.180 purposely stopping up plug it up you know anytime you're doing that it can't be great but i really
00:52:59.840 Okay, I think snow.
00:53:01.460 I think snow is beautiful.
00:53:02.540 Tongue posture.
00:53:03.640 I think we haven't gotten into tongue posture
00:53:05.120 because I almost think it's like a full episode on its own.
00:53:07.720 The tongue is like the start of this whole, I don't know,
00:53:11.980 fascial line or something.
00:53:13.500 Okay, I kind of forget. 1.00
00:53:14.340 It's like all the way down to your asshole. 1.00
00:53:16.720 Deeper, longer, further. 1.00
00:53:19.600 That's like when I read your lips
00:53:21.480 at the beginning of the intestinal tract, technically,
00:53:23.720 and I almost threw up.
00:53:26.740 Well, you just need to think about it.
00:53:28.140 Like, your intestinal tract is an extension of your lips.
00:53:30.680 I think that's better.
00:53:31.760 Right?
00:53:32.000 Less gross.
00:53:32.680 Ew.
00:53:33.780 I don't like it.
00:53:35.280 Well, no, I think it's the digestion starts in the mouth with the salivary amylase, you
00:53:39.500 know, and chewing.
00:53:40.760 Something about the lips being the...
00:53:42.460 No, right. 1.00
00:53:42.860 Like, the other asshole. 1.00
00:53:43.920 No, that's what I was going to say. 1.00
00:53:45.380 Like, the lips, like, pucker, like...
00:53:47.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:48.120 It's just another asshole. 1.00
00:53:49.400 It's another pucker. 1.00
00:53:50.420 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:50.740 Thank God the asshole isn't quite so lippy. 1.00
00:53:53.200 the asshole is the anus is is pretty fucking dignified for what it is another full mouth 1.00
00:54:00.320 it's cool it's really hard like it's like this are you ready like it's it's yeah it's really 1.00
00:54:08.560 nice imagine if it had a tongue oh like imagine it was a full second mouth down there okay and
00:54:16.460 cleaned itself with its own tongue no right and the tongue sort of like the tongue was yeah so
00:54:20.980 of clean or push something out as needed it's really disgusting i just immediately spring to
00:54:25.300 my poor father listening to that i go where the minds take us but the tongue posture but the thing 0.98
00:54:32.960 is it's a rudder that's the word i want to say it's a rudder it's a goddamn rudder what does that 0.97
00:54:38.180 mean so you turn your tongue it like turns something like deep in your body all the way 0.96
00:54:42.380 down like it's like so you like if you work on your tongue posture like it literally affects
00:54:47.120 everything. I love that. People balance
00:54:49.360 better. We're going to get into it.
00:54:50.780 Okay. I believe it completely.
00:54:52.740 Okay. Love you. Love you.
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