Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - To Be a Woman, Traveling

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00:00:20.360 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.

00:00:23.000 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:25.280 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00

00:00:27.600 Yes, that was Poogh. 0.96

00:00:28.620 But this is huge. 0.73

00:00:30.300 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:00:33.100 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:39.480 We're live.

00:00:40.500 We're live, honey.

00:00:41.740 By the way, should we, as an experiment, pretend we're live and then think about getting our own radio show?

00:00:48.800 Absolutely.

00:00:49.760 By the way, imagine radio.

00:00:52.760 Yeah, I know.

00:00:53.580 Well, let's just...

00:00:54.200 I'm just saying.

00:00:57.020 They've just landed.

00:00:58.320 Yeah.

00:00:58.440 yeah news really quick something i said to you off air cbd a friend had these cbd cbd gummies

00:01:05.180 10 milligram with and here's where it gets tricky three i want to say milligrams melatonin i don't 0.68

00:01:11.000 like fucking with melatonin and sleep stuff really but i have to tell you deepest sleep i don't know 0.76

00:01:17.880 when this happened i don't know when this happened and i have a question for you tossing and turn not 0.97

00:01:22.440 even i'm not even talking about tossing and turning i'm talking about just i used to i feel 0.96

00:01:27.380 like sleep through the night my head goes down it's the morning i'm awake yeah and that's fucking 0.72

00:01:31.480 it well doll's eyes yeah and for a while now maybe i'm peeing in the night or maybe even just waking 0.83

00:01:38.480 up not not even anything distressing but i'm just saying that full pass out and then you don't open

00:01:44.760 eyes and the sun i haven't had since once christmas as a as a child i remember this happened

00:01:48.880 where i closed my eyes open them and it was morning and i go like like literally like that's

00:01:54.200 I experienced it almost like an anesthesia.

00:01:56.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:56.600 Okay, where you're like, hello?

00:01:58.940 Amazing, yeah.

00:01:59.760 And like, you know, that level of that, I mean, I'm out, but then I check my whoop and

00:02:06.680 it's like, no, you weren't.

00:02:08.100 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:02:08.580 You're like, you're up 20% of the night.

00:02:10.520 Not exactly, but.

00:02:11.740 But I have to say, but, and I'm not going to, because again, I don't want to get.

00:02:14.720 I'm in the mood to do some Christmas begging, I've got to say.

00:02:16.900 Oh, I got some Christmas begging.

00:02:17.340 I'm in the mood for some Christmas begging.

00:02:18.200 Well, if anyone wants to send a CBD sleep supplement without melatonin. 0.96

00:02:21.400 um oh i have i oh here's a coming with a big bag up top the amount of fucking koya that i purchase 0.64

00:02:27.660 koya protein drinks k-o-i-a koya i'm buying koya weekly wait i forget is that the one that 0.95

00:02:36.340 so you're telling me there's nothing in there that cape berlant no ingredient with guar gum

00:02:41.320 what is it a couple things and which i think is fine by the way no no is it a little guar gum

00:02:45.080 sure which by the way i'm not convinced no no the guar plant is an issue totally but as an

00:02:49.660 as a little emergency thing in there,

00:02:51.580 I'm going through the Koya's.

00:02:53.560 18 grams of protein.

00:02:55.220 Oh, she's fixated on the protein.

00:02:57.200 No, but listen, I want Koya,

00:02:58.780 and I'm begging for Koya.

00:02:59.400 I'm back on Perfect Amino.

00:03:00.660 Perfect Amino, you heard me.

00:03:01.960 I want that, too.

00:03:02.600 In a mason jar with a special cap I got

00:03:04.480 that you drink out of.

00:03:08.100 Perfect Amino, hello, convert me.

00:03:10.400 Jacqueline's already a huge fan. 0.66

00:03:12.100 Send me some Perfect Amino, 0.99

00:03:13.120 and I want pallets of Koya.

00:03:14.440 I'm purchasing Koya.

00:03:15.480 Koya, Koya, Koya.

00:03:17.060 By the way, Koya, I say Koya,

00:03:18.600 people go, what's that?

00:03:19.260 yeah hello you're in the airwaves sweetheart yeah so send the pallets of koya please 0.91

00:03:23.780 but now i want to be sold on koya because if they fucking go for you and leave me out 0.61

00:03:28.640 anytime we ask for anything i want to be very clear we're asking for the two of us of course 0.97

00:03:32.360 it's a plant-based okay this is where this is here we go here we go plant-based sorry low sugar

00:03:39.280 i'm talking about three milligrams of sugar you know four milligrams yeah is it sugar as in added

00:03:46.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.060 Sometimes I feel like they doubt us.

00:03:48.860 I mean, I guess fair enough.

00:03:50.400 Where are you with Stevia these days?

00:03:52.260 You know, I'll have a Zevia cream soda.

00:03:55.680 Yum.

00:03:56.240 We call it Zevia in my household.

00:03:58.240 You know the stuff?

00:03:59.200 Yeah, yeah, I've seen it, but I've never had it. 0.95

00:04:00.240 Even though clearly it must be Zevia.

00:04:01.940 Oh, right, of course.

00:04:02.540 Because it's made with Stevia.

00:04:04.260 Jacqueline, guess what?

00:04:05.760 Micro-needling Monday, first time.

00:04:07.640 You already did it?

00:04:08.340 No, I'm going on Monday.

00:04:09.660 For what?

00:04:10.240 All I see is a porcelain plate.

00:04:12.640 Stop, I love you.

00:04:13.760 But I'm doing...

00:04:14.300 This old you.

00:04:14.740 But I'm excited.

00:04:15.360 microneedling Monday here I go okay wait I thought we were going back to back on your forehead not a 0.97

00:04:21.100 single fucking line well today I was out in the sun and so I was um squinting a bunch line are 0.92

00:04:26.680 you taping your forehead no I've learned to relax the muscle oh my god okay I see it this muscle 0.99

00:04:32.280 since freezing my eggs the panic of here well I don't see it by the way these are so easy to just

00:04:39.560 I know you always tell me

00:04:40.220 Squash them away

00:04:41.620 Squash them away

00:04:42.320 If you put Botox

00:04:44.180 On your thing

00:04:45.000 Two days later

00:04:45.660 Your wrinkle's gone

00:04:46.300 Why did that happen?

00:04:47.880 Because the muscle

00:04:48.420 Was paralyzed?

00:04:49.240 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00

00:04:49.460 So stop fucking 0.99

00:04:50.880 Squinting for two days 1.00

00:04:51.800 I might try Botox

00:04:52.860 I'm flirting with the idea

00:04:54.760 Well

00:04:55.260 If you're gonna do it

00:04:56.620 I mean

00:04:58.240 I could take

00:05:00.220 The jaw

00:05:00.780 Well the masseter

00:05:01.580 The pain

00:05:02.180 I was talking

00:05:02.880 You're gonna like this

00:05:03.560 Yeah

00:05:03.800 I was talking to a

00:05:04.800 Beautiful

00:05:05.560 53 year old woman

00:05:06.800 And I go

00:05:08.760 I'm so sorry to do this 0.99

00:05:10.640 but what the fuck 0.99

00:05:11.340 are you doing 0.99

00:05:11.780 right

00:05:12.120 she goes

00:05:13.260 and I go

00:05:14.420 I've never done Botox

00:05:15.240 she goes

00:05:15.560 I started Botox

00:05:16.660 three years ago

00:05:17.360 why don't you really

00:05:17.980 take that in

00:05:18.540 at 50

00:05:19.220 she started doing

00:05:19.960 a little bit of Botox

00:05:20.820 and also

00:05:22.940 she was just 1.00

00:05:23.360 naturally gorgeous 0.84

00:05:24.040 and whatever

00:05:24.640 this throws a

00:05:25.500 wrench in this

00:05:26.380 like you're 28

00:05:27.460 I just got to go 50

00:05:28.720 preventative Botox

00:05:29.560 I'm sorry

00:05:30.140 I love to talk

00:05:30.740 with authority

00:05:31.200 about this stuff

00:05:31.800 knowing nothing

00:05:32.380 I really think

00:05:33.800 if you're

00:05:34.840 a young person

00:05:35.680 learn how to 1.00

00:05:37.300 fucking 0.99

00:05:37.720 not squint well honey and not furrow your brow even if you're spend your time doing that furrow 1.00

00:05:43.960 it no no i'm saying the opposite i'm saying you're you're gonna get botox for 30 fucking years 0.97

00:05:50.240 no that's crazy that's crazy finally you're 50 and what and the entire so muscles atrophying the 0.85

00:05:55.880 whole time i'm just saying that's people need to be careful okay really careful because by the way

00:06:03.280 I mean, this is a huge issue.

00:06:05.040 You sent me a clip of some doctor or something.

00:06:07.940 Who does, like, undetectable work.

00:06:09.140 Undetectable?

00:06:09.640 No, but it was, like, just filler.

00:06:11.280 I feel like I always see it. 0.99

00:06:11.900 You were like, this is, like, this woman who does filler.

00:06:14.800 Oh, I'm not looking into filler.

00:06:16.220 No, no, I know, but you just, I don't mean that. 0.98

00:06:19.340 I just mean you forwarded me on Instagram a woman being like, 0.71

00:06:21.720 the problem with filler is this. 1.00

00:06:23.180 What I do on my patients is, and she looked blown up.

00:06:26.680 Yeah, totally.

00:06:27.160 Because the idea of it, the idea of it, we're so used to it.

00:06:31.900 Stretched wet and flat.

00:06:32.140 yeah stretched wet and flat stretched out stretched stretched well also looks shiny full

00:06:38.640 okay yeah in a way that is not a full full right but i just think i'm looking at you right

00:06:44.200 i don't know it's anyway who cares

00:06:48.100 well yeah yeah who cares it's almost like it's just because it's yeah this you've been you've

00:06:56.960 been fixated on it by the way you know i'm never gonna i can't i'm not gonna flatten it out and

00:07:02.000 And also, it's just, you know, my mother, she never gets anything.

00:07:04.960 You know, I'm like, I'm like a commitment to that or whatever. 0.97

00:07:07.320 But, gua sha.

00:07:09.060 Well, I'm still hooked on Anastasia. 0.99

00:07:11.440 I look at your forehead and I go, well, hello.

00:07:13.520 It can't be done.

00:07:14.580 It's all about, you just, so like, I taped a few times and then I just became conscious of it.

00:07:19.160 So you'll see me rubbing, like, rubbing my, like that a lot.

00:07:22.080 And it's because, so like today.

00:07:23.720 Yeah.

00:07:24.360 I'm in the car.

00:07:25.200 Okay.

00:07:25.580 I'm doing a little work in the car.

00:07:26.840 I like to do work in my car on my Wi-Fi because, yes, I pay for Wi-Fi in my car. 0.99

00:07:30.880 Wait, what the fuck is that, Jacqueline? 0.99

00:07:33.160 Okay. 1.00

00:07:33.600 Is that a thing?

00:07:33.940 They offered it when, or, you know, it was a thing when I got the car,

00:07:38.240 and it was like X dollars a month or whatever for the year,

00:07:41.260 and I'm like, wait, are you telling me that like for whatever,

00:07:43.720 20 bucks a month, a three-hour car ride can be, like, I can be,

00:07:49.060 it's an office, it's an office, portable office.

00:07:51.500 Portable office.

00:07:52.080 So I spend my days in parking lots, okay?

00:07:54.240 I think it's great.

00:07:54.940 And I've gotten a little too comfortable in the car

00:07:57.700 where it's almost like being home.

00:07:58.720 It's not having the same psychological effect.

00:08:00.220 Yeah.

00:08:00.880 But, yeah, pull up to a store.

00:08:03.300 Well, this is you driving now, honey.

00:08:05.020 I know.

00:08:05.320 Don't get in until I've done a little something.

00:08:09.840 Sounds fun.

00:08:10.300 I go from place to place.

00:08:11.380 We're going to work in the car.

00:08:12.160 It's a blast.

00:08:13.180 We're going to work in the car after this.

00:08:14.380 It's going to be huge.

00:08:14.900 On my way to dinner.

00:08:15.420 I'm so excited.

00:08:16.500 Perfect, perfect evening.

00:08:17.620 Remember on the other episode where you were trying to get me to go to Crossroads?

00:08:21.600 And then we went.

00:08:21.900 Does everyone know that we went?

00:08:24.240 No.

00:08:24.520 Kate said, how about tonight?

00:08:26.020 I said, yeah.

00:08:26.480 I said, Kate, this is how you get me.

00:08:28.300 As I live in now.

00:08:29.280 i live in now and not now you want me now i know you can have me now sometimes after the recording

00:08:34.120 i went to the sauna and i jumped out of the sauna and texted you how about crossroads in an hour

00:08:38.840 you said yep by the way so i have one issue okay i'm gonna go like this yeah but we've talked about

00:08:44.300 this all the way back no i mean i know i have a lot of no no this isn't about the weakness okay

00:08:48.000 i'm working on that but i feel something like like like slide over something like something's

00:08:55.620 a miss okay okay like something catches and then releases okay like there's a fly yeah

00:09:02.380 okay there's a fly last week i know how interesting um must be us

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00:09:34.000 Oh my God, I haven't even been wearing that. 0.99

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00:09:38.100 Wait, which one is that?

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00:10:15.720 um wait i want to tell you something oh you know what i'm back on and i mean back on as in like i

00:10:26.460 don't know 15 years ago i did it for a week but tapping yeah what do you mean like to like release

00:10:31.720 the trauma for everything is this too yeah i mean there's different oh and then what's that one

00:10:39.840 this is depends on who the practitioner is okay but i was doing it

00:10:45.240 yes i'm just remembering that a couple weeks yeah i'm going to that woman i told you 0.99

00:10:51.600 who she like she like touches your stomach and then basically you shit like a rock star for the 0.99

00:10:55.700 rest of your life forever it's always been a rock star for you wait so i want to get in 0.99

00:11:01.280 every appointment okay i want to be at the microneedling i want to be back to back okay

00:11:05.360 So call and say, hey, want to get a hydrafacial for me Monday?

00:11:09.780 So Monday I'm doing microneedling.

00:11:11.380 And then a month from then I'll do hydrafacial.

00:11:13.760 And then a month, then microneedle, then hydrafacial?

00:11:17.240 I don't know.

00:11:17.560 Maybe every few months microneedling.

00:11:18.860 So I went in just a four today on the way here.

00:11:20.600 Oh, here we go.

00:11:21.960 Here we go.

00:11:22.760 Because I was like, there's not going to be time to go home.

00:11:25.520 I'm not going to be able to bring one of my shopping bags full of skincare, makeup, whatever.

00:11:29.140 And I did want to after, I guess, two weeks ago, you know, my makeup-free footage was interesting, okay?

00:11:38.800 I think your makeup-free footage is incredibly beautiful.

00:11:41.120 Thank you.

00:11:41.900 Really?

00:11:42.640 Even the one that we've just been looking at, just the blue top?

00:11:47.380 I think it's stunning.

00:11:48.960 And you know what I see?

00:11:49.920 Yeah?

00:11:51.180 No?

00:11:53.140 Really?

00:11:54.940 Wait, what do you mean?

00:11:56.060 I just think it's...

00:11:58.140 Wait.

00:11:58.960 it's beautiful oh i mean you see me as a star yeah well i always have and no no no i'm thrilled

00:12:05.300 but i just mean like you go get her on get her on cam i think it's really good okay good yeah well 0.98

00:12:11.680 the way i i was getting mad on the way here think about how many times i've been fucked okay yeah 0.97

00:12:16.760 by bad makeup of course bad hair and people pleasing into letting it happen letting it happen 0.89

00:12:25.500 okay and and and i kind of had it happen today i've i've torn most of it off okay so before you

00:12:32.200 start you know you know saying it looks fine okay so you went to sephora yeah so i'm in my i'm living

00:12:39.960 my parking lot life now because i realize i'm not gonna be able to go home whatever so i'm gonna

00:12:43.620 come here so i park near a sephora okay by the way i had two solo lunches at mendocino farms

00:12:51.760 delicious did you get the banh mi no i got like like the hippie bowl i've never been or something

00:13:00.220 shocking i've had it catered like at yeah i've never yeah i've seen it appear at um anyway anyway

00:13:06.620 i was like but it's like i got it one day and then i kind of wanted it the next

00:13:12.600 day yeah okay by the way mosquitoes you know what they're attracted to the co2

00:13:17.680 you exhale disgusting so going to sephora yeah this will be fun because i like when i don't have 0.99

00:13:25.780 any makeup on me i go i'll stop at sephora so you went in planning to buy makeup just yes i go i'm 0.97

00:13:31.080 gonna you know what i'm not gonna be able to go home and get any makeup and i want to do a little

00:13:35.280 something i want to have a little mascara i mean jesus okay yeah i go oh yeah i'll stop at sephora

00:13:40.960 uh i'll treat myself to some stuff sure go in okay walk immediately past the like you know

00:13:48.820 so for a makeup artist stand a couple of makeup artists standing there hands free okay i go huh

00:13:55.460 they go can i help you well no well actually and then i see a menu on the wall no see this exciting

00:14:01.420 okay and i'm like what okay i see like whatever like you know feature focus is very confusing

00:14:07.100 it's like feature focus 30 minutes okay lash application 15 minutes full feature focus well

00:14:13.240 that we'll get into it okay it's like you know do my eyes full my lips yeah versus full face

00:14:18.040 which is like 60 minutes for half an hour i mean exactly so i had to sort of go all the cart and

00:14:23.580 be like well here's what i want so what'd you say you wanted well we're not there yet because then

00:14:28.880 she goes and we have her hydrafacials okay what you're in sephora getting a hydrafacial

00:14:35.200 How much of the hydrofacials?

00:14:36.260 Who knows?

00:14:37.140 I don't remember.

00:14:37.880 Okay.

00:14:38.940 I assume that was, I assume hydrofacials were standard.

00:14:41.660 See, I wish I weren't.

00:14:42.460 Standardized price.

00:14:43.100 I'm a little too germaphobic, but I would.

00:14:44.840 I'm like, you and I going to Sephora and getting our full beats done, side by side and coming in and recording would be really fun.

00:14:49.700 Well. 0.99

00:14:50.560 Let's fucking do it. 0.99

00:14:51.340 By the way, one of the plans about us meeting up today, you know? 0.99

00:14:54.600 Yeah.

00:14:55.060 Like one of my things I was working on, meet up early, like at one of our houses.

00:15:00.280 Yeah.

00:15:00.600 Our producer's house.

00:15:01.580 Yeah.

00:15:01.760 I was gonna have a little

00:15:04.000 someone come over 1.00

00:15:04.660 and do my makeup 0.99

00:15:05.160 I was gonna see if they

00:15:06.040 there was like

00:15:06.900 like there's like a soft beat

00:15:08.680 version of

00:15:09.420 of Glam Squad or whatever

00:15:10.660 okay it's like 60 bucks

00:15:12.180 or something

00:15:12.560 they come over

00:15:13.100 and they do it

00:15:13.960 and it's you know

00:15:14.780 and I was like

00:15:15.920 that's

00:15:17.000 interesting

00:15:18.620 by the way

00:15:19.380 I also want face gym

00:15:20.500 before we record

00:15:21.300 so bad

00:15:22.520 okay I've

00:15:24.240 here's what I'm gonna do

00:15:25.400 now that we're a full video

00:15:26.400 Berlant and Novak

00:15:27.260 this is a

00:15:28.120 this is a

00:15:29.040 this is a big

00:15:29.340 skincare and makeup

00:15:30.780 this is

00:15:31.760 every guy makeup clothes wake up care wake up focus nobody i have i have a face gym i want

00:15:38.960 the pure lift jacqueline novak my co-host purchased the pure lift lost it don't punish

00:15:44.540 her for that yeah send her one send me one i was talking about the pure lift the other day to 0.62

00:15:49.640 someone i don't even fucking own the thing i know and i'm raving about it i know hello please 0.60

00:15:54.240 christmas is coming please please please please please i think people need to understand okay 0.84

00:16:00.220 i'm like look at some of the comments below brilliant novak videos okay do you see do you

00:16:07.820 see i'm like hello brand i will pure lift on air well i'm about to bring because we were sent niras

00:16:15.800 i know by the way i gotta get on the nira i'm excited about the nira beep beep no i the nira

00:16:21.160 beep i was googling nira reading some reviews amazing i know on the nira honey i know well

00:16:27.300 you wouldn't hear i want to i want to i want a london christmas by which i mean the belmond

00:16:32.540 no oh sorry oh well i do want to go on those belmond trains yeah belmond train or belmond

00:16:37.540 okay but i want the lima laser that is like the fat one fat yeah it's like this big

00:16:42.760 okay okay i'm just thinking someone describing it as a wider than it is long

00:16:49.040 Why are they long?

00:16:50.720 Like a tuna can.

00:16:51.700 Yeah.

00:16:53.080 Sorry, this is...

00:16:54.340 I can't even get into it.

00:16:56.600 Are you talking about Coke can?

00:16:58.560 What's that? 0.99

00:16:59.660 Like Coke can dick or whatever? 0.99

00:17:03.600 Okay, wait. 0.99

00:17:04.920 I can't even get into too crass.

00:17:06.420 Wait, hold on.

00:17:06.880 I'm not done.

00:17:08.440 Too crass for the pod?

00:17:10.720 Sometimes.

00:17:11.320 Okay, more of my laughing or into it.

00:17:13.940 Wait, I'm not done.

00:17:15.020 Okay, go.

00:17:15.360 We were just talking about...

00:17:15.920 Oh, Lima.

00:17:17.080 Okay.

00:17:17.600 Yeah.

00:17:17.800 So I want it, but I think it's might only still be available in London.

00:17:20.780 I'm not sure.

00:17:21.800 But if you go to London and you just get it. 0.98

00:17:23.800 Point is, someone from Lima can smuggle it. 0.97

00:17:26.080 We have done a thousand videos featuring Lima use.

00:17:28.580 I know.

00:17:28.780 I know.

00:17:29.020 We have read their brochure.

00:17:30.940 I've been.

00:17:31.540 I've read from their book.

00:17:33.020 Their hardcover book.

00:17:33.820 They sent us.

00:17:34.400 I've read.

00:17:34.920 Read from it.

00:17:35.640 Yeah.

00:17:36.060 On air.

00:17:36.580 OK.

00:17:37.440 I need the big boy.

00:17:39.520 We need the big boy.

00:17:40.560 And I'm a DD.

00:17:41.360 I'm Lima.

00:17:41.920 I'm Lima.

00:17:42.860 I know.

00:17:43.480 Are you.

00:17:43.960 By the way, we need to do a three month trial.

00:17:46.320 I know.

00:17:46.820 Well, no, I'm currently, I'm at month two almost.

00:17:48.960 I've been doing it almost every day, Jacqueline.

00:17:50.860 How often do you have to charge?

00:17:53.860 I only have to charge it twice.

00:17:55.460 Really?

00:17:56.320 Jacqueline, do you glide?

00:17:57.320 Maybe four days off.

00:17:58.660 I've really been doing it.

00:18:01.080 Some days more than I've been.

00:18:02.260 15 minute minimum.

00:18:04.740 Because you're not just meditating and doing it.

00:18:06.160 In the evening, in the evening.

00:18:06.960 Is it when you're just.

00:18:08.600 Or in bed, spread.

00:18:09.820 Yeah.

00:18:10.380 Post shower.

00:18:11.960 Letting the oil soak in.

00:18:12.440 Just sort of space out.

00:18:13.420 Yeah, spacing out.

00:18:14.200 What oil?

00:18:14.860 Yeah.

00:18:15.440 Body oil.

00:18:15.960 yeah letting my may lindstrom oil soak into my skin is it the blue galaxy yeah 0.98

00:18:21.980 that shit okay if you want to talk about testimonial that yeah that i am so happy to 0.98

00:18:28.760 plug by like as you know christmas coming up gifts but you want luxury the may lindstrom 0.99

00:18:33.620 body oil in the pump literally makes me moan it's dark it's it's dark blue reminds me of

00:18:39.440 when sunday riley came out the blue tansy came out in in 1904 how do you describe the smell

00:18:44.340 I mean, it's really otherworldly.

00:18:45.920 The smell, it smells like what sapphire would smell like.

00:18:48.780 It smells like the color.

00:18:50.140 Oh, it's so beautiful.

00:18:52.160 Sapphire.

00:18:52.760 It's one of the most beautiful words.

00:18:54.160 And by the way, I had a numerologist tell me something to do with body oil.

00:18:58.980 Apply it and visualize it as armor.

00:19:02.440 Wow.

00:19:02.980 That you're putting to protect.

00:19:03.900 See, this is what I'm talking about.

00:19:04.960 Okay, and so I do that with my Lindstrom.

00:19:09.380 I just smelled it when you did that.

00:19:11.180 I just smelled it.

00:19:12.280 I know it exactly.

00:19:13.060 i'm actually i'm like i can't ever not have it in my life that's how i feel i also i really do

00:19:18.940 enjoy the jasmine face mist oh honey the jasmine it's called the it's called the garden of face

00:19:23.700 mist again and the level of the mist the airy well i know but i want to say something we're

00:19:28.540 not being paid to say this i know and and however we will i mean i will accept payment to say it

00:19:33.660 to be you know absolutely clear but and by the way this is a they've been very generous with us

00:19:37.800 may has been very generous very generous i just want to say if you're looking for a top shelf

00:19:41.460 sexy gift because the price yes where the first luxury they might see a bottle they might go

00:19:46.200 first of all by the way the presentation oh very holy sacred okay yeah yeah but the jasmine mist 0.81

00:19:52.640 this is maybe my third bottle fucking obsessed and the jasmine mist i want to say so one of my

00:19:57.360 dreams is that we do a collab with with may and we do because you know how much i love a mist yeah 0.60

00:20:03.600 i was thinking their scents are so good i was like what if we did a collaboration on a another

00:20:10.360 because I would love to have more mists going in my life always but the mist the aerosolizing

00:20:18.580 I know it's so it's like what is it unlike anything else it's like fog yeah it's a fog

00:20:23.520 it is a fog it's like a cloud it's it's and I have a lot of I have a lot of spritzes in my life

00:20:27.700 and most spritz is often droplet central no no no yeah one in the eye this is an atmosphere

00:20:32.480 it's atmospheric correct yes by the way no yeah no but it's it's like um doing it in the morning

00:20:39.300 waking up it's like fog almost a wet fog or something i mean it's shakespearean and it's

00:20:44.480 like and doing it in the morning it's like uh it's really then the blue oil like i put the

00:20:52.240 blue oil on talked about i know i put the blue oil on post before my show okay the other night

00:20:57.780 before okay before performing i go i go i want to feel i'm i'm you know i'm in a t-shirt and jeans

00:21:04.980 whatever but i want to feel like i showered and like my skin i don't know i just wanted like head

00:21:10.840 to toe i was like i'm gonna go head to toe oil okay okay and i just got it everywhere fresh out

00:21:17.480 of the shower while you're warm and yeah by the way one of the things about the may fresh

00:21:20.480 but it isn't okay yeah one of the things i love about the may the instructions are

00:21:28.100 on another level of ritual the instructions if you read yeah yeah so like like some of the hands

00:21:36.500 in the hands you know emulsify into a soft foam okay put on you know leave for a few minutes like

00:21:42.720 and take in the seam whatever it's like no no but i think if you get that for someone

00:21:47.520 they might go oh product in a bottle they might go they could tell it's nice yeah but when they

00:21:52.900 actually when they actually pump it they go this is quality and the bottles are heavy dark obsidian

00:21:57.680 It's gorgeous, okay?

00:21:58.520 By the way, I wanted to say again,

00:21:59.660 they are not paying us.

00:22:00.440 This is true.

00:22:00.920 I know.

00:22:01.500 Unbelievable. Okay.

00:22:02.480 So.

00:22:04.600 I want to talk about Delta.

00:22:06.360 Delta, Delta.

00:22:07.220 Oh, by the way, yeah,

00:22:08.280 I was looking at something.

00:22:09.120 It looks like, oh,

00:22:09.580 Kate's going to be talking about Delta this week.

00:22:11.200 Okay, and I'm ready.

00:22:12.320 I actually don't have that much to say

00:22:13.880 as soon as I bring it to the table.

00:22:15.040 Well, you told me that you spoke to an Italian man

00:22:17.020 in the Delta lounge.

00:22:18.220 Okay, so here's what it is.

00:22:18.300 Here's what it is.

00:22:18.760 So first of all,

00:22:19.800 Stunning new.

00:22:20.160 Taking the red eye.

00:22:21.400 So my whole life.

00:22:22.240 Oh, classic question.

00:22:22.980 Okay.

00:22:24.180 So red eye.

00:22:24.440 Which, I mean, we spoke about it two weeks ago.

00:22:26.200 What happened?

00:22:26.680 I've always been like, red eye, can't do it.

00:22:29.520 Like, death before red eye.

00:22:31.100 Yeah.

00:22:31.540 This red eye, I have to say, and again, it's Delta 1, so it's gorgeous.

00:22:35.060 You're laying down.

00:22:36.120 Yeah.

00:22:36.380 Ooh, a couple things.

00:22:37.080 But first of all, I popped half a Klonopin.

00:22:39.540 Wait, so I just want to be clear, okay?

00:22:41.400 Because I don't know, because you have not reviewed the episode, okay?

00:22:44.680 Do you remember that with me, or did you call the tribunal, we talked explicitly about...

00:22:50.340 Take the red eye?

00:22:51.120 Okay, take the red eye.

00:22:52.580 Five hour sleep.

00:22:53.300 Do the math for me, Jacqueline.

00:22:54.440 Okay, then, then, okay, I go.

00:22:57.220 Take it.

00:22:57.900 No, I go, the key, go to sleep before it takes off.

00:23:02.100 I know.

00:23:02.360 You were blown away, whatever, et cetera, et cetera.

00:23:04.400 It doesn't matter.

00:23:04.920 Point is, I get texts.

00:23:06.360 You're talking to me.

00:23:07.100 I realize you're on the plane before it takes off.

00:23:09.900 You're talking to me.

00:23:10.640 I know. 0.99

00:23:11.040 And then you're like half a Klon. 0.95

00:23:12.180 And I was like, you're obsessed with half a Klon. 0.98

00:23:14.060 Well, I also got scared. 0.98

00:23:14.720 You're obsessed with half a pill.

00:23:15.600 You made me laugh because you said it's always you and half a pill.

00:23:18.220 Always.

00:23:18.440 Because you don't get scared about, what if I take the Klonopin?

00:23:21.500 And then it's like, we got to be bored.

00:23:23.440 We got to be playing.

00:23:24.440 Well, I thought you were worried about, you know, the other.

00:23:27.560 The emergency? Well, no.

00:23:28.280 Then you're fucked. You'll hope in the ocean the Klonopin is taking you away. 1.00

00:23:32.020 The point is I slept the whole flight, which isn't saying a lot, but it is for me.

00:23:37.020 Now, I experience a kind of JFK, a kind of tri-state area, a kind of New York.

00:23:44.100 Okay. When it's like go to sleep here and then wake up in New York, wake up in morning in New York.

00:23:49.580 But I have an announcement to make.

00:23:50.700 Yeah.

00:23:51.260 JetBlue Mint is doing something quite superior because you and I, or I took her.

00:23:56.200 Here we go.

00:23:57.300 Because I got news.

00:23:59.020 I have something to say.

00:23:59.600 Whoever will deliver will deliver.

00:24:02.280 Will come out ahead.

00:24:03.160 Yeah.

00:24:03.500 I have something to say.

00:24:06.500 Delta One.

00:24:07.340 And again, I want to be clear.

00:24:08.280 I'm not paying out of pocket, okay?

00:24:09.280 This is a job.

00:24:10.140 It's taking me there.

00:24:11.460 By the way, two years from now, you will be paying out of pocket.

00:24:13.760 Okay.

00:24:14.160 Okay.

00:24:14.720 If things go correctly.

00:24:16.560 But.

00:24:17.020 And then you're going to have to stop saying it.

00:24:18.540 Everyone's going to go, she doesn't say that thing anymore.

00:24:20.100 I know.

00:24:20.540 I know.

00:24:20.780 so that's it's a dangerous game you play by saying it now of course i would never

00:24:27.280 delta one i'm asleep what do you think about this right eye lax new york

00:24:33.460 15 minutes before landing okay they're waking us up there's no coffee there's no landing snack

00:24:42.860 we're on delta yeah sweetheart delta one there's no landing snack there's no nothing i go

00:24:48.080 excuse me you know why i've learned this people don't want it well jet blue mint i'll never forget

00:24:55.960 it was emotional for me i cried thinking about it did a red eye to new york woke up i was

00:25:00.700 fluttering doll awake yeah the the a flat attendant yeah i hung on my thing a little bag inside

00:25:06.400 a green press juice a blue bottle coffee wow some kind of top shelf cookie or something i go

00:25:13.940 good morning doll okay and i was uplifted of course delta one i go not even i thought the

00:25:23.420 whole thing was no it's time to wake up everyone coffee tray i think what you're thinking of

00:25:27.620 we landed international flights you're thinking of long flights this was i'm telling no i'm not

00:25:33.660 doubting your mint experience that sounds incredible and i believe okay i'm talking

00:25:36.700 about the whole like we got to keep everyone on their circadian rhythm that's like london

00:25:39.960 They're wake-up hot pockets.

00:25:40.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:41.940 Okay, all that.

00:25:43.060 And it's like, well, it's like me thinking the lime is coming in Coach.

00:25:45.960 You confuse the various experiences.

00:25:48.120 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:49.780 I was like, Lima in Coach?

00:25:51.500 Yeah, I got confused.

00:25:52.900 But Delta, no, I just want to say, first of all.

00:25:53.740 I want to do more begging. 1.00

00:25:55.060 Let's beg to the fucking mountains. 1.00

00:25:56.980 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:25:58.480 You know what?

00:25:59.060 Okay.

00:25:59.620 It's Christmas time, so it's really time to beg.

00:26:00.800 Well, right, this is when we beg.

00:26:02.580 I'm not joking anymore about a, and look, I rent, okay? 0.99

00:26:07.560 Yeah.

00:26:07.800 back back back patio sauna and cold pledge i want i want that listen to me listen to me

00:26:16.960 everyone needs to listen there's one who advertises on podcast so i'm going

00:26:19.740 hello sauna it'll look just like this sauna i will we will do anything we need two saunas

00:26:27.760 let them fall off the truck yeah we'll make him rich we need the saunas the thing that and you

00:26:34.460 see this in me i'm not just from drinking no because i'm hungry and then the coffee on it

00:26:38.280 it'll be fine on a raw stomach yeah yeah i want you to release the story about like your raw

00:26:43.480 stomach not not for migraines and and alcohol okay nausea you know that feels yeah but like you're

00:26:49.000 fine me texting going i don't know about adderall for the mood you're going are you joking it's

00:26:56.460 literal suicide by the way i'm six inches you're 12 welcome to no i'm gonna hear you and me being

00:27:00.980 a banshee into the night okay i've knew much for us it's it's pooga's not dead 0.78

00:27:07.920 we own the ip we don't own the distribution rights that's hilarious i think that's good

00:27:15.720 but but i have a couple more tells of things to say a couple more what tells of things okay and

00:27:20.920 i i've i've i've but there was a reason that i brought that up oh we own the ip but why did i

00:27:27.460 go to that i don't know annie do you remember it's fine okay but wait you know what i wanted

00:27:31.280 to be when i was a little kid what actress and a freelance writer that was like we've done it

00:27:36.160 you've already done i know yeah yeah wait wait quick delta yeah it doesn't have to be quick

00:27:42.100 who do you think you're dealing with i know what is this have you ever have you ever

00:27:46.120 known me to say i don't think that's interesting let's not talk about it

00:27:52.160 ever in the history of us on microphones i thank you think everything is potentially interesting

00:28:01.000 okay i know and that's why you're one of the greatest minds of our time okay so

00:28:05.000 delta one yes give me more tell me now

00:28:12.920 certain airports have a specific delta one if you're traveling to certain cities okay if you're

00:28:21.340 going to new york not everyone okay you better be new york bound so whatever so listen to this

00:28:26.540 this is a classic of me not wanting to look lost so i get there and i feel me like the peasant in

00:28:30.440 delta one but the point is i go through i go through the security yeah going up to the top

00:28:34.260 doors open it's uh just to set the scene it's 10 o'clock at night doors open beautiful woman

00:28:40.360 greets me hi is it your first time here at the delta one lounge i go you know you're flying

00:28:44.620 delta one yes so you know you're good yeah you're still afraid you're not getting in no no okay no

00:28:49.460 I know I'm in, but I go, I go, actually, it's not because I had flown Delta one.

00:28:53.960 I the point is, I thought I had been in this lounge.

00:28:56.720 Oh, I'm excited.

00:28:58.120 So you have a mental picture.

00:28:59.400 I go, um, no, it's not my first time.

00:29:01.820 Once again, not yet sponsored by Delta, to be clear.

00:29:04.340 Shocking.

00:29:04.740 Or JetBlue.

00:29:05.320 Or American Express.

00:29:06.720 So I get to the top.

00:29:08.200 She goes, oh, um, OK, well, she goes, I really suggest if you want, we have sushi right now.

00:29:13.920 Our sushi chef is making up sushi fresh.

00:29:16.180 i look over there there's like two sushi chefs making sushi she goes i want we walk by this

00:29:20.860 crazy tower of desserts oh wait sorry i was waiting for the moment i was we were still in the lobby

00:29:25.000 and i'm waiting for the moment where you think and then you go in and you go okay no so here's

00:29:28.960 the thing we go in i think i've been there before i'm going yep yep yep and i start looking around

00:29:32.980 i go where's the outdoor area i go where's the main buffet i go where's the buffet i look around

00:29:37.620 i do a little twirl not wanting to look lost i go i go over dead end i go oh yeah i know i knew

00:29:42.340 it was dead in there i go i go to the bathroom i sent you a picture of the bathroom yeah i think

00:29:47.560 you did i'm bringing it up it's actually that no no okay the bathroom's gorgeous

00:29:51.720 okay bathroom's gorgeous i go i don't know if i've been in this bathroom okay this bathroom

00:29:57.040 looks pretty good i'm like at a restaurant you're like i'd remember this i remember this

00:30:00.400 i go out i go i go i go i go sorry where's like the main area she goes main area i go you know

00:30:09.260 like with the food she goes oh that's the delta lounge this is the delta one lounge

00:30:13.780 i go oh my god i thought i've been here before she goes no this is different she goes we just

00:30:19.560 opened a month ago so are you going where's the food yeah and i go what she goes it's all a cart

00:30:25.040 you push them to the back yeah tell me more okay it's like a restaurant there is a menu

00:30:32.100 it's all a cart you sit there someone comes to you no yeah there is no buffet there's a dessert

00:30:36.460 buffet and there's buckets of champagne everywhere you can find there right people are hesitant they

00:30:43.300 want that they have to have a person no you know why the dessert is buffet more clams please oh wait

00:30:49.640 well yes okay

00:30:53.500 people are hesitant to what i've got me at ikea by the way last week so are the veggie or the

00:31:02.000 plant-based me getting the plant-based meatballs at ikea okay that's all that's all but just me

00:31:07.140 with my tray alone yeah okay wait it's a lindenberry oh yeah what were you saying though

00:31:11.940 about the i want to understand my my buffet i go i go i'm like selling i'm selling them on their

00:31:17.920 own choice after the fact okay something i enjoy doing practice for when i need to sell the thing

00:31:22.820 okay so i'm going oh yeah you know why because people people have a resistance to saying to a

00:31:29.160 human being that yes indeed they do want dessert that's a hurdle to enjoying something they actually

00:31:33.640 want to enjoy but if it's there i might just roll by and casually right right right interesting yeah

00:31:39.240 i don't know if i stand by that but i think it's interesting and the desserts you can take to go

00:31:42.560 beautiful cakes and i mean it's unbelievable wait excuse me yeah to go yeah she goes feel free to

00:31:47.520 take it to go on your flight loading up well here we go because loading up in the original lounges

00:31:53.540 was something that i was like okay we're bringing we're bringing a porter and caraway yeah things

00:31:58.460 I'm building a meal

00:32:00.280 for mid 0.99

00:32:01.060 holy shit 0.99

00:32:02.000 I'm getting a ceramic bowl 0.99

00:32:03.180 okay I'm putting in

00:32:04.480 when they had that

00:32:05.280 I love the lounge

00:32:08.300 I mean any of them

00:32:09.860 and I don't

00:32:10.680 I've not been to that

00:32:11.800 I'd know

00:32:12.400 no it's only open a month

00:32:14.280 because

00:32:14.940 so I sit down

00:32:16.140 and I look

00:32:16.560 and I'm like

00:32:16.960 I don't want to drink

00:32:18.420 I just don't want to drink

00:32:19.340 I don't want to drink

00:32:19.800 on planes

00:32:20.060 but it was so beautiful

00:32:21.380 I go

00:32:21.620 makes you want to drink

00:32:22.580 no I didn't

00:32:23.120 it makes you want to drink

00:32:23.820 the guy next to me

00:32:24.400 is having a crisp glass

00:32:25.320 of champagne

00:32:25.880 I go

00:32:26.680 okay

00:32:28.940 I look at the menu.

00:32:30.320 Steak applause.

00:32:31.060 They have a cauliflower steak.

00:32:32.760 Really?

00:32:33.180 Steak applause.

00:32:34.080 They have everything.

00:32:34.780 Charcuterie.

00:32:35.220 I go, I want to be here with, by the way, you.

00:32:37.200 So I go, let's get there three hours early.

00:32:40.160 I know.

00:32:40.780 Get there at lunch.

00:32:42.080 We'll also get, yeah.

00:32:42.920 You spend the whole day.

00:32:44.420 No, I know.

00:32:45.180 Spend the day.

00:32:46.480 I think there's actually a rule.

00:32:47.440 My familiarity with that fly.

00:32:48.880 It comes near, I just blow it away.

00:32:50.860 I think there's a rule.

00:32:51.520 You can't arrive six hours, more than six hours ahead or something.

00:32:54.200 Because I know people like me.

00:32:56.000 Being there.

00:32:56.340 Good morning.

00:32:56.980 if you're gonna if you have to travel right you get you get the if you have to travel you know

00:33:03.880 you have that anxiety of like okay what time are we leaving for the airport there's no like

00:33:07.900 the whole day is about i have to go to the airport later yeah so it's actually get up and go

00:33:12.220 that's huge you're there and then you can just relax and then still miss the flight

00:33:17.280 yeah i've missed i've missed a flight due to just enjoying enjoying dinner with a friend

00:33:22.040 at the airport

00:33:22.720 really

00:33:23.420 cackling

00:33:23.900 that's amazing

00:33:24.820 yeah

00:33:25.200 that's great

00:33:25.720 I love that

00:33:26.320 okay but really quick

00:33:27.200 on the way back

00:33:27.960 we go

00:33:28.440 two things

00:33:30.180 oh no

00:33:30.740 ran over

00:33:32.400 we also did the 0.98

00:33:34.120 dumbest thing 0.91

00:33:35.260 like oh the flight's at 7.03 0.99

00:33:37.140 we're like

00:33:37.680 7.02

00:33:39.360 we're at the thing

00:33:40.120 no no no no

00:33:41.280 I'll say why

00:33:42.680 by the way

00:33:43.000 and Chris

00:33:43.540 you know every time

00:33:44.420 you know we go to the airport

00:33:45.300 why

00:33:46.540 is the takeoff time

00:33:48.380 the flight time

00:33:49.100 that's not the number

00:33:50.940 you need to know

00:33:52.040 It's relevant.

00:33:52.280 Oh, right.

00:33:52.660 You need to know when you have to be in your seat.

00:33:53.960 Yes.

00:33:54.320 15 minutes ahead.

00:33:55.180 No, totally.

00:33:56.060 Totally.

00:33:56.440 Boarding time is the only time.

00:33:57.640 Boarding time is the only time.

00:33:58.820 Whoa.

00:34:01.000 Yeah.

00:34:01.420 Okay.

00:34:01.860 I'll give you that.

00:34:02.420 Like, that should be the lead time.

00:34:04.180 Yes.

00:34:04.560 You're totally right.

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00:34:45.040 i'll say this lax delta one lounge seems nicer than the jfk one jfk one's huge so i guess it's

00:34:56.940 different okay who cares the point is on the way back jfk imagine this sitting there i've got my

00:35:03.480 own little personal i'm just realizing i haven't eaten all day i'm starving and i have eaten there's

00:35:08.140 a glass wall at a gorgeous breakfast okay there's a glass wall i'm looking at all the planes doing

00:35:12.340 their stuff right i'm sitting there dusk god this is gorgeous again i want to be a woman traveling

00:35:17.980 yeah so next to me business in another little business cubicle oh it's one of those it's not 0.97

00:35:23.580 a cubicle just i don't know how i said cubicle yeah fucking chair but they do have these things 0.93

00:35:26.760 like that okay it's not like that it's like a cafe because it's set up like it's all a cart 0.98

00:35:29.460 it's like a restaurant right right the buffet's over it's a restaurant now the luxury experience

00:35:33.080 there's a guy italian guy i want to say six years old and when you say italian do you mean italiana

00:35:38.700 He's talking about Milano.

00:35:40.040 The waiter is saying, he goes, I'm from Milano.

00:35:42.480 And he's talking about this.

00:35:43.860 I thought it was Milan.

00:35:45.140 How embarrassing.

00:35:46.420 No, this is what I'm saying.

00:35:47.220 I thought Milano was like the... 0.75

00:35:50.080 No, Italian.

00:35:50.780 Milano.

00:35:51.180 But why the hell, like...

00:35:52.340 Why are we saying Milan?

00:35:53.500 Yeah, when we could easily be pronouncing Milano.

00:35:56.960 I know.

00:35:57.700 So we're talking about Milano.

00:35:58.300 My daughter goes, talking to the waiter.

00:36:01.180 The waiter's from Bangladesh.

00:36:02.440 They're talking.

00:36:04.540 He's drinking red wine.

00:36:05.820 I have a salad.

00:36:06.860 It's actually quite nice.

00:36:07.820 Are international airports the height of what we've done as people globally?

00:36:14.980 What do you mean?

00:36:15.740 Like, international airports are, like, the only sort of global space.

00:36:21.300 Like, the place where globalness is truly, like, in action.

00:36:27.620 Like, just like all the languages up on the thing.

00:36:30.400 Yeah, totally.

00:36:31.780 We all want to eat.

00:36:32.720 We all want to sleep.

00:36:33.500 We all want to stare at the plane.

00:36:35.600 So he's talking.

00:36:36.680 It's amazing.

00:36:37.100 so he's talking so this guy goes and i look over kind of smile this guy's so warm he's like who

00:36:43.440 who'd play him in a movie he's like um kind of like like bigger like warm like you know and i

00:36:50.380 go oh i heard uh or i couldn't help it over here you're from milan i love italy no he lights up

00:36:57.840 like a christmas tree no milano is most beautiful he's talking about italy we talked for you're

00:37:04.140 gonna think i'm exaggerating i looked him at 45 minutes no okay now how quickly did you know

00:37:10.260 it was that you were happy the conversation was like was there okay and you knew you're

00:37:16.660 happy yeah we're talking about new york talking about la i'm talking about i heard your daughter

00:37:22.600 went to nyu i went to nyu right we're talking we're talking about the price of the price of

00:37:27.260 living in new york la goes i love la talking about italy i went to italy last summer oh yeah

00:37:32.100 all of this stuff and you go the april spritzes were a little flat i know really he's drinking

00:37:37.360 red wine really was he goes do you not do you not drink and i went no no i do i just don't

00:37:44.740 really drink when i fly and i'm working whatever he goes oh and then you know the guy pours a more

00:37:49.960 red wine he goes oh not too much i go i go he's an italian guy he can handle it we are laughing

00:37:53.800 in the lounge folks we're having fun we had this conversation he was stunned by your beauty

00:37:57.920 no I actually was wondering about

00:37:59.980 what was going on there because it was completely

00:38:02.040 like so there was an interesting

00:38:04.000 moment because he said how old are you

00:38:05.600 and I said

00:38:07.380 37 my age

00:38:08.940 and then this is what was funny to me his accent

00:38:11.980 was so thick that I was losing

00:38:13.920 a lot of words but I was still reacting

00:38:15.880 you had to keep going

00:38:17.380 I go you're telling me I'm reacting

00:38:19.800 oh you're telling me is huge

00:38:20.960 I did that earlier today

00:38:23.240 I don't know what he's saying but love it

00:38:26.000 anyway but I love it

00:38:27.920 And then, say about my age, and then he said something. 1.00

00:38:30.120 You're agreeing to, like, heinous shit. 1.00

00:38:31.600 I know, I know, I know, I know. 1.00

00:38:33.220 And someone who, like, fully speaks, like, Italian, can hear it. 0.99

00:38:36.700 I say my age, he, I couldn't tell what the fuck. 0.95

00:38:39.620 I was waiting for him to kind of do a big, like, I'm so shocked, or something. 0.97

00:38:43.180 That said something, and I go, I didn't know what was going on there.

00:38:46.400 But, but, but, was, I didn't feel that he was in love with me.

00:38:51.280 Right, you're going, why?

00:38:52.580 Yeah, and I, I'm like.

00:38:54.300 Had he identified you as daughter?

00:38:56.060 Like, my daughter goes to NYU.

00:38:57.700 you're wearing a t-shirt he thought yeah i think he was like oh not that you're wearing a t-shirt

00:39:01.740 but you know what i mean but i was i was in a hoodie yeah yeah and um but the point is we're

00:39:06.580 talking talking and then you know and then what time is your flight oh well you better go oh my

00:39:11.100 god look at my point you're right i better go 45 minutes past we're chatting i get up he stands up

00:39:16.100 no shakes my hand no now now did you have the thing because i would which is like are you just

00:39:22.160 gonna what like say see on the next one i started to have panic oh you mean like conversation how

00:39:27.160 do i detach no oh literally get his contact information like and i don't mean that you

00:39:31.940 should get his contact information but in that moment i'm like so really we're just gonna say

00:39:35.600 have a nice life i know no i know and there is beauty there is extreme beauty when you go when

00:39:42.000 you go yeah yeah when you go when you go when you go um i'm just trying to think of ways by the way

00:39:46.760 i believe in reincarnation so i know that we do know each other for a past life or that you'll

00:39:50.960 be knowing each other in the next one everyone you even bump into in the street well carolyn

00:39:54.980 mace that's m-y-s-s uh yeah sacred contracts yeah okay there is not a single meeting he and

00:40:02.680 i were on the prairie we were in the caves i know something communicating because there was a thing

00:40:07.280 i wanted to talk to him it's actually i felt comfortable my chest is okay something's happening

00:40:12.120 i was like okay something's happening okay because i'm like you feel it it's it's so haunting to

00:40:17.960 imagine a lifetime live together like you're watching this movie okay lifetime live together

00:40:21.580 whatever okay and then that's multiple yeah yeah okay and then you're watching a scene i'm crying

00:40:28.320 okay this is not separate but only okay where the people from the previous life are now in an

00:40:33.980 airport they strike up a conversation they talk for i think in my movie 12 minutes okay yeah

00:40:39.360 lovely conversation and then and then of course i'm not gonna get the contact and it's not about

00:40:43.860 that right and just like i feel like i it's something like you know like uh like whatever

00:40:51.840 see on the next one or something okay and they walk away yeah and that's it take a minute with

00:40:58.600 that i know i know okay the idea that because i think we expect with this past life idea that

00:41:05.980 it's the same amount each time we're on the prairie we're in the thing and each time we got

00:41:11.460 55 years the idea that some might be little more than and also what about this mother what about

00:41:19.100 this in the airport and talk for five minutes yes and then also what if it has the same sort of

00:41:24.520 karmic impact i'm writing this movie i'm writing this movie okay the five minute one the warmth

00:41:29.740 is as big as in what cigarette contract in that lifetime of what it affects in your life whatever

00:41:36.060 yeah totally well i have to say i felt moved by the conversation by the connection and this is

00:41:41.120 I started going community and I started going we have to talk talking to strangers talking to each

00:41:44.800 other because I have a new shoe cobbler now I have a new shoe guy I love him so much what about the

00:41:50.300 old one oh he's amazing but he's more different different kinds of shoes he's really high-end

00:41:55.120 heels you want to spend a lot of money but my my guy my more local guy fixes you know oh my boots

00:42:01.840 help me out okay interesting he said he fixed my boots show me he goes wear them enjoy them

00:42:08.280 I go, I'm going to wear them Saturday.

00:42:09.340 I go, I'm going to wear them tonight.

00:42:10.120 He goes, enjoy your night.

00:42:11.640 I'm walking out.

00:42:12.180 He's calling off to me.

00:42:12.880 Enjoy your night.

00:42:13.580 No, no, no.

00:42:15.020 You wear the baguette?

00:42:16.980 Enjoy the night.

00:42:19.260 Oh, my God.

00:42:21.220 Or the cobbler.

00:42:22.100 I mean, he is.

00:42:22.700 Yeah, a cobbler.

00:42:23.440 He was.

00:42:24.340 You walk off on shoes.

00:42:29.440 Tapped into place by him.

00:42:31.200 I had a huge idea for a cocktail.

00:42:32.980 Maybe we can make it happen this Christmas.

00:42:35.560 You ready?

00:42:36.080 Cocktail idea?

00:42:36.620 it's a lychee martini okay but i'm crying just happens to me when the idea is so beautiful

00:42:43.660 okay okay i'm sorry to draw again okay okay but this is your this is your winter cocktail idea

00:42:51.920 yeah okay that's a martini glass okay and i'm not gonna draw the thing and then have a problem okay

00:42:57.920 so you've got your you've got your lychee in there right whatever i mean you're the martini

00:43:03.100 hold on okay those are lychees yeah on a stick okay wait

00:43:13.500 are you following snowman yeah there's an elegant version of this now yes the lychees are all the 0.97

00:43:23.940 same size okay now is that common with snowman sometimes as the head no it can't be a red head

00:43:31.260 okay now i even now maybe it's as simple as lychee they're not all the same exact size

00:43:37.780 someone's got to be paying attention you can get slightly you're going to the bottom

00:43:41.840 i think there's a there's a snowman and then i was going

00:43:47.100 frozen snowman frozen lychee martini okay shaped into a snowman so let's just do that for a second

00:43:54.820 by the way i just think the three lychees on a toothpick frozen is heaven and it keeps your

00:43:59.340 martini cold yeah that's the drink yeah yeah so this is like and then it melts it's almost like a

00:44:03.900 you're drinking your slushies it melts you lick his head right off yeah yeah you know what i like

00:44:09.200 want in theory but it's just like right now i'm like an ice cold dirty martini with like huge 0.92

00:44:14.000 olives but it just really gets you toasted yeah well you know what this is why okay you get a

00:44:22.120 snack not that i can't handle at dinner you get a snack you start with the martini and then you

00:44:27.440 tell them we're going to be eating for the next three hours right yeah and i am very good customer

00:44:33.240 yeah yeah

00:44:35.040 huge news cashews off the menu at crossroads okay this is actually we have we're wrapping up but 0.99

00:44:42.020 this is okay jacqueline novak with her allergies was able to move mountains was able to affect

00:44:46.640 menus restaurant a restaurant's menu by the way and i didn't ask them to because someone else

00:44:51.980 might have a problem with whatever they're going to replace it with soy cheese you just quickly

00:44:55.240 say how you made that happen and why they i didn't make anything no but they just were like you know

00:44:59.820 what this is too scary we're just taking them off the menu like explain yeah they were like

00:45:04.120 because of you specifically so you can eat there freely well i eat there a lot so cool and the

00:45:12.640 nights i'm not there i often order in from them this is the by the way by the way we're going for

00:45:18.660 dinner tonight i can't wait maybe they'll get a martini by the way i've gotten down to calling

00:45:22.640 at Rhodes it started yesterday okay but you know that's two two two days no I think I ordered them

00:45:29.040 from last night and what'd you get you're not gonna believe this well I got piccata

00:45:36.000 piccata cacciatore I'm sorry tempeh cacciatore yeah tempeh piccata for Chris okay two kale

00:45:44.100 caesars yeah um and i don't even know if i can say this say it because it was sort of i so i have

00:45:53.140 to i text the manager so this is part of our system everyone caught this she's i text the

00:45:57.900 manager because she asked me to anytime i order in or to make sure to just do like a seven layer

00:46:05.720 check anyway i had an allergic reaction there one night couldn't figure out why and you know

00:46:11.800 cross-contamination and whatever and we seem to have figured out that maybe it has to do with

00:46:16.040 because the two times i had the reaction were things that go in the oven like this

00:46:20.220 where the pizzas are done and the something else the baked whatever baked baked spicy rigatoni

00:46:26.400 okay

00:46:27.300 rigatoni okay and so we think that the things in the oven it's like yeah fuming yeah yeah sure so

00:46:37.240 it's kind of an issue it's kind of like they kind of can't really do danger so they can't really do

00:46:42.600 the baked cheese stuff with other stuff that's being baked so i think that's why they're moving

00:46:47.300 to like you know soy and coconut and usually by the way follow your heart cheese vegan whatever

00:46:53.740 yeah it's a restaurant in canoga park oh honey i've been i'm sure you have been there since

00:46:59.160 the 70s no it's a class in la and it's yeah i've never been institution i'll go it's like a diner

00:47:03.480 who did I go there with years ago but they just were like you know I was like you know little

00:47:07.400 old me whatever and they're like it's for everyone's safety like and because yeah I mean I

00:47:12.400 guess fewer people and I just want to be clear I don't know maybe like whatever it could it could 0.89

00:47:17.500 fuck someone else I like the change you saved you saved a life that's how I see it oh someone else's 0.96

00:47:22.700 out of cashew if they're they're fine with cashew but you know she you know it's like it's I just so 0.99

00:47:27.880 to be clear I don't know what to tell you people but that's it's just is no I will say if you if

00:47:32.800 you go to a restaurant several times a week because i was like you know how you know how

00:47:40.300 i love this place i i want to i was like i want to figure this out i want to ask you together

00:47:44.440 have you gotten around by the way i texted jar i texted suzanne and to say i'm on a new journey

00:47:51.340 vegan plant-based what'd you say what'd you say hasn't replied yet interesting but i i go

00:47:58.280 i'm gonna create i go i want to create off menu on menu yeah doesn't matter okay much like the

00:48:05.540 martini i go the listeners they will flock gotta go to a restaurant like jar yeah and just and have

00:48:13.460 something that is jar like we're talking i'm talking purple they're purple potatoes i'm not

00:48:17.720 talking they're great vegetables yeah okay they're pea shoots whatever just a plate that is just sort

00:48:23.180 of it's stuff they already have but it's put together nicely you go in and you go the novek

00:48:27.500 special whatever okay the bnn yeah i love it so i'm waiting to hear back i'm waiting here back

00:48:35.700 okay well can we for dinner with you at crossroads i know which is coming up soon and good because

00:48:39.380 i'm hungry oh honey dinner soon we better get going okay love you love you okay um and listen

00:48:46.420 up folks who knows by the time this gets out hopefully every show sold out um but we we did

00:48:53.140 at a late show, December 12th, 930.

00:48:55.000 So we're doing three shows at the Masonic

00:48:57.080 Lodge, Historic at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery,

00:48:59.160 December 11th and 12th. However, I will

00:49:01.120 say, based on when we're recording this,

00:49:03.360 be careful, folks, because maybe it's

00:49:05.160 so sold out that now there's actually a new date on the

00:49:07.120 books. I'm just saying. You see what I'm saying? Anything's possible.

00:49:09.180 So just the point is, go check

00:49:11.040 right now, because this week we are performing

00:49:13.200 at Hollywood Forever. December 11th

00:49:15.140 and 12th, Masonic Lodge, with special surprises,

00:49:17.540 special... I mean, lychee dreams.

00:49:19.160 No, I'm not... I was just trying to be like,

00:49:20.940 like champagne wishes and I wasn't trying to make a literal promise. It's going to be so great. The

00:49:24.640 community will shock you. It's a beautiful, beautiful time. And please, and please know

00:49:29.240 New York, every city that we weren't able to come to this, this, this year, as you know,

00:49:34.480 we had to take control of the business. We were freaking, you know, we've been just, just know

00:49:38.780 that we have, it's not business as usual this Christmas, folks. Thanks to you. Thanks to your

00:49:42.920 generosity and the support of the hags, of the listeners. We are so, we're on air, honey. We're

00:49:48.400 working on the live feed we're figuring it out but if you have contributed five dollars ten dollars

00:49:53.380 or a founding uh level we feel it we love you thank you truly what Bert said okay yeah and

00:50:02.580 and a special thanks to our founding listeners we got Susanna Bate Susanna Bate we got David Saul

00:50:09.700 interesting David Saul and then Michael Stolte yeah she isn't interesting Saul and Stolte yeah

00:50:17.580 And then Abate.

00:50:19.220 They're all kind of like anagram-y.

00:50:21.760 Well, thank you for your support.

00:50:23.740 And thank you for all your support.

00:50:25.600 But I'm stuck in this position.

00:50:26.740 I'm kind of liking it.

00:50:27.620 Okay, keep it.

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00:50:30.920 I don't like BAN.

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