Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - June 22, 2021


Vision Boarding

Sensations Fight, Flight, Freeze, Fawn

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Length

47 minutes

Words per minute

209.3

Word count

9,958

Sentence count

220

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

49

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Hate speech

30

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Transcript

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00:00:04.420 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:00:08.020 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.
00:00:11.960 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:00:15.780 No, I am not your guru.
00:00:19.420 Back then, I lied to everybody.
00:00:21.720 They have had this case for 30 years.
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00:01:05.080 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:01:06.540 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:01:07.640 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
00:01:12.360 Two untamable intellects.
00:01:14.140 This is our hobby. 0.97
00:01:15.000 This is our hell.
00:01:15.860 This is our naked desire for free products.
00:01:18.120 This is POOG.
00:01:19.560 Today's topic, loosely speaking,
00:01:21.660 Ikali,
00:01:22.780 Koksaki,
00:01:24.020 Cartoon Sprout.
00:01:25.540 there's no business like show business like no business can you tell i'm smiling as i say no
00:01:36.460 oh yeah you're like like um like uh hello boys everything about it is fun i remember one time 0.92
00:01:45.820 my mom was watching i was oh my god i'm forgetting her fucking name um i know who it is i already 0.84
00:01:52.820 tell me who because there's no way you mean because it's not a super famous person judy 0.95
00:01:59.180 garland lajmanelli no no no this is the current oh my god who's okay indigo girls who's the 0.92
00:02:06.260 fucking melissa etheridge jesus christ i love her okay my mom was watching i was watching with her 0.88
00:02:11.420 some like carol king no no i was watching with her a janice joplin tribute this is like in 1904 0.96
00:02:16.100 okay it's a long time ago no i remember this really wait i don't know i don't know and
00:02:21.420 Melissa Etheridge was singing, was singing the Janis Joplin.
00:02:25.320 Oh, okay.
00:02:25.880 Give me the, you know.
00:02:29.760 And Melissa Etheridge was smiling.
00:02:31.920 Okay. 1.00
00:02:32.480 And my mom was like, that's obscene.
00:02:34.220 This is not a song you smile through.
00:02:36.200 Okay, that's really interesting.
00:02:37.240 And I remember that, like, really, it was like this just comment about the performance
00:02:40.600 that really went inside.
00:02:42.060 No, no, this is very interesting.
00:02:43.380 And I was like, you're right.
00:02:44.300 There is, I was like very young.
00:02:45.660 There is something cheesy about that.
00:02:47.280 Right. 0.97
00:02:47.760 Her being like, give me a little piece of my arm, baby.
00:02:50.100 yeah like with the smile was it a true see because i'm sort of picturing melissa etheridge
00:02:55.280 doing the show smile really because i'm picturing the kind of like i'm picturing like a rock and
00:02:59.140 roll toothy sort of smile like you know like you know what i'm saying do you see it in my mouth
00:03:07.880 and if you were mistaken for a show smile i'd be horrified but here's what i mean here's what i
00:03:18.020 I mean, Janice Joppa, I think of my mom, you know, Janice Joppa and that song, it's like
00:03:21.380 gut-wrenching, heartbreak, you know?
00:03:23.500 And so it's like the smile was somehow like...
00:03:26.060 No, I get that.
00:03:26.880 But wait, you sang two different songs, two different Janice songs.
00:03:29.760 Which was it?
00:03:30.540 Do you know?
00:03:31.220 We want to take a little piece of my heart, baby.
00:03:33.680 Because I actually sort of think that one is a smiler. 0.97
00:03:36.020 Take a little piece of my heart, baby.
00:03:38.080 The other one that you did was like...
00:03:39.720 What's the other one?
00:03:40.500 Because I actually think that song's pretty joyful, like even if it's in that spirit.
00:03:43.840 But if it was like...
00:03:45.260 It's all subjective, isn't it?
00:03:46.380 you can uh you know that's that one no i need more oh give it while you can't like i can't i
00:03:55.260 can't access it right now do you know it what i'm doing chris do you drink okay so you by the way 0.97
00:04:03.300 for the listeners this is my first poog recording rec and hear my own goddamn oh that's why you're 0.95
00:04:08.300 like this of chambers that's why i'm singing you're in a cave of chambers i was in a cave 0.93
00:04:13.800 I can drink a case of you, my darling, and I would still be on my feet.
00:04:24.720 OK, wait, wait, I'm deeply off and I'm sorry.
00:04:27.040 And that will be cut.
00:04:27.860 You can you can leave me saying I was deeply off.
00:04:30.260 It stays.
00:04:31.460 It all stays.
00:04:32.120 It takes time for me to relax enough to be on key, you know, which I think shouldn't exclude
00:04:38.000 me from singing jobs just because I need a little warm up to get back on key.
00:04:42.520 I mean, Jesus.
00:04:43.800 singing is my greatest fear but i feel like you are able you have it in you to just
00:04:49.000 my mother has been by the way during covid my mom at one point was like you can finally do
00:04:56.000 your singing lessons oh my god and i was like how dare you like i didn't mention it you know it's
00:05:00.540 like it's like but she's been pushing singing lessons on me my entire life and she's always
00:05:04.600 because you have a good voice or is this part of her sort of agenda of wanting to improve it
00:05:08.860 what a tool for your toolbox you know well she's always been we talked about that on early poop
00:05:13.180 the idea that you know your mother pushed dulcet tones and sort of rich smooth um well my mother
00:05:20.700 did voice she did some radio in the olden days she did ads and she actually did an ad for a
00:05:26.500 joni mitchell album she was like whoa coming out this fall joni mitchell here that album oh my god
00:05:32.900 i think it's called hera or whatever hera or something i just remember the cd was in my home
00:05:38.600 and i was like what's this and she was like i didn't add for that album so she oh my i'd love
00:05:43.280 to find it anyway well this has changed push the power of the voice on me this might be an energy
00:05:48.420 shift for you to be able to hear yourself i'm sensing you feel it yeah yeah is it bad no okay
00:05:57.900 i think i think this might screaming i've been like suddenly i'm aware of just the like screeching
00:06:03.780 tones of your own but i've been i've been like i want lotion now oh right i've been like i don't
00:06:09.280 know it's horrifying and now i'm finally able to modulate finally able to hear you don't even need
00:06:14.140 product anymore now that this voice is coming no no this is actually a really really interesting
00:06:19.940 because i do think one of the most legitimizing feelings when recording a podcast is hearing that
00:06:25.360 smooth microphone sound right it makes you go you go i am radio no this is the romance of radio
00:06:31.880 is suddenly coming at me full force.
00:06:33.620 Well, I am radio.
00:06:34.540 I didn't know that my voice, right?
00:06:36.440 And that's what you're having now.
00:06:38.020 So I think we're going to see a real increase.
00:06:40.120 Poop starts now.
00:06:40.680 Poop starts now. 0.96
00:06:41.460 This has been a fool's game for the last 35 episodes.
00:06:45.400 I've been screaming at a wall for years. 0.97
00:06:48.340 This changes.
00:06:49.360 Finally.
00:06:49.840 Everything.
00:06:50.480 Finally, it changes.
00:06:51.720 Get it while you can.
00:06:53.660 Jacqueline Novak, haven't seen you in a while.
00:06:55.760 How the hell are you?
00:06:56.960 Give it while you can. 0.95
00:07:00.020 I need to know.
00:07:00.880 Yeah, yeah. I'll pull it up. I'll have to do a better job on the next POOG. I'll bring it back.
00:07:06.280 Well, I have a quick update for the POOG listeners, which is that I did not have COVID, but I did have E. coli.
00:07:11.400 Now, hold on a second. I just want to take a minute with this before I start treating you respectfully and kindly as an E. coli sufferer.
00:07:19.060 I'm fine now. I'm an E. coli survivor.
00:07:20.600 Okay, I want to hear this very clearly.
00:07:27.220 Okay.
00:07:27.500 were you directly diagnosed were you was there a swab of your fecal matter how about this or is 0.99
00:07:34.520 it just shit in a box yeah i'm not impressed okay i want to know specifically because no this is a 0.97
00:07:40.400 question is all food poisoning e coli or is it a variety of strains i'm not trying to diminish the 0.99
00:07:46.240 illness okay i'm asking a question which is is all food poisoning e dot coli or no because i could
00:07:52.820 see you landing on the term e coli e coli is not food poisoning food poisoning is like you know
00:07:59.120 okay you need a bad it is you get a bad piece of shrimp and you well no a bad piece of shrimp
00:08:03.280 isn't just a shrimp that's like frowning okay and like rude like a bad piece of shrimp is like
00:08:09.040 literally like like a bacteria is on it whether it's e coli or not exactly but you have no clue
00:08:14.680 by the way is it e coli or e coli i've been saying e coli i think it's e coli e coli e coli cherry
00:08:22.280 okay okay this is what i'm not trying to diminish your illness okay i really swear to god i'm not
00:08:29.300 you're like folks it wasn't covid it was e coli which to me you know almost sounds like i'm 0.99
00:08:34.660 wondering if we know the bacterium that got you probably caca right in the mouth oh shit in the 0.97
00:08:41.060 mouth i think there was caca something i ate caca i drank you really think that's it i think that's 0.99
00:08:49.180 what ukulele is well this is like you know when people don't want to acknowledge um what pink eye
00:08:55.420 is you know like pink eye oh i know about pink eye is is a version of caca and i was the pink eye kid
00:09:03.940 you were the pink eye king it's like when i was
00:09:08.220 kate always had a single pink eye
00:09:12.280 i said pink eye kid but i love the pink no i when i was a kid i was so disgusting i had ringworm
00:09:21.580 pink eye i had this thing called cocksackie cocksackie do you know what cocksackie is
00:09:29.400 yeah wait this sounds really familiar because it's a place rash on your palms okay tell me more 0.99
00:09:34.020 but i but i was rooting around in my own shit apparently that's what small shot 0.93
00:09:38.880 but uh no i've never had food poisoning shockingly it's never happened to me and this was my first 0.97
00:09:46.580 time having that and as we all know here on poog i am a member of constipation nation yes okay so
00:09:53.920 diarrhea is not in my oh i got a text i forgot to discuss this i got a text from kate like now i
00:10:02.100 know what diarrhea is not to be a bitch or something but i've never had it or whatever like
00:10:06.440 it was a major it was like it was an initiation ceremony for me now tell me this was there a 0.95
00:10:13.340 was there a thrill to going because yeah thank you thank you it was like at first it was a little
00:10:19.960 bit like oh who's this exactly and a little bit this is what the kids have been talking about you
00:10:24.440 know but day five it was a full it was a full five days where i really couldn't leave my house
00:10:31.520 for fear of shitting my pants in the road and so i was but i have to be honest it wasn't like every
00:10:37.980 40 minutes any every 20 minutes it wasn't that kind of a thing where i was running we don't
00:10:41.560 there's no reason to exaggerate you know i mean i think we can i'm not here to exaggerate you know
00:10:46.260 we find interests in truth you know we think that the way things did happen okay has enough i mean
00:10:52.980 i watched mayor of east town in 12 hours wait what i just watched it all the way through town
00:10:58.160 what is that mayor of east town the hbo miniseries starring one kate winslet oh mayor of east town
00:11:05.800 yeah is that what you said there you go i didn't hear that what i say mayor of easton or maybe it's
00:11:09.980 easton right it's probably easton right is it like boston or something everyone says east town 0.99
00:11:13.540 yeah but but it's by the way of course it's east of course it's easton right god damn fools yeah i 0.98
00:11:19.920 mean but don't they say it in the show no for some reason when you said oh no you said mary 0.96
00:11:23.020 i i okay first of all and theta broken like push on this because because like she didn't want it
00:11:29.140 to go and i was so afraid you know where i went i went that like uh mary's you know whatever the 0.59
00:11:34.920 fuck you said in my mind okay was like this like really important documentary series that everyone 0.58
00:11:40.420 has seen and i was like oh this is and also like i was like it's probably like something from the 0.99
00:11:44.620 70s and this is like really embarrassing that i haven't seen it right i think and then i was so
00:11:49.680 relieved that it was a show i have watched the first episode of and do intend to continue yeah
00:11:54.400 um although my friend did spoil something for me max bernstein very funny film commentaire
00:12:00.980 on on max's insta completely unacceptable and she that friend is not to be forgiven just was like
00:12:07.120 like said like oh well there's so many murderous little blah blah blahs and like the blah blah
00:12:11.120 blah kind of like gave a hint to the profile of a murderer on it and that's completely not okay
00:12:17.080 and i also was um damaged by a spoiler i was damaged by a spoiler i was scrolling twitter
00:12:22.740 which i barely do yeah it's unacceptable i've been spoiled wire and drinking bad i'll never
00:12:26.840 i will never speak of it i'm saving it for yeah no i won't speak of it but all i'll say is this
00:12:31.020 okay these are the two tweets are you ready for the two tweets i'm not going to say that the
00:12:35.720 spoiling element okay the two tweets from from different people about mayor no these are just
00:12:41.200 things that have been ruined for me i'm not gonna it's it i mean all it acknowledges is that
00:12:46.340 some character dies so if you're not comfortable knowing i think you know that in both breaking
00:12:52.440 bad and the wire some characters have to die i don't know about who dies in breaking bad i'm
00:12:56.860 not gonna say who okay there's nothing like that there's nothing but that those are violent you
00:13:01.700 know and that's really the degradation of america's children you know i've said it for years i've said
00:13:08.600 it for years and the contracts for those actors they need to go do other work they have films to
00:13:13.080 do we need to get these video games out of these kids hands because that's where violence comes
00:13:17.280 from some people say violence starts in the family i've always said yeah in the family room
00:13:21.920 where the video games are i hate that whole i hate that whole thing use your sims as a child
00:13:29.820 no i love sims and even like like as soon as like last year i was like should i buy sims and i was
00:13:35.020 of course not like i find like right but i did have sims racing home the feeling of racing home
00:13:41.000 to my sim family like throwing my bag down and be like finally i can see my real family oh wait
00:13:46.700 i'm thinking of something much more vintage i think from when i was a little kid that i didn't
00:13:51.620 have but i knew other people did which was sim city that's what i think oh that's like roller
00:13:55.940 coasters and stuff i was just sitting like no right of course we just want to say what it was
00:14:00.880 the spoilers i'm not going to say them the spoilers were yeah so i'll say that i'll say
00:14:04.920 kate and theta as my example names instead so like the the night of the episode just straight
00:14:09.940 up right night of the episode giving no one a chance to catch up just r.i.p so sadistic r.i.p
00:14:16.540 kate character name oh and then also on the wire r.i.p theta yes yes okay now now at least i mean
00:14:25.680 that is that would fill me i would permanently that would permanently alter my vision well as
00:14:30.760 it should i mean i wasn't upset about max's because it was a little more subtle and i know
00:14:35.900 when i'm going through max's instagram okay max will be like playing scenes from movies on there
00:14:41.980 like i i know that i am at risk when i go there so i don't like you know i went into the spoiler
00:14:47.160 cafe i shouldn't be shocked to see a spoiler come out of the kitchen a steaming hot spoiler but those
00:14:52.820 two utterly witless uh comments tweets literally literally offering no commentary listen this is
00:14:59.880 gonna really break your heart and i i this was such a bad spoiler that i wasn't gonna bring it
00:15:03.600 up because the memory of the spoiler is so you're not gonna do it though right still so you're not
00:15:07.640 gonna spoil it right of course not but there's a mayor of east town spoiler that i saw before i
00:15:13.300 watched it was still able to enjoy the show there was truly a picture of a character and then was
00:15:18.640 like i wasn't ready for that oh wow like about someone dying so i was like okay well i'm just
00:15:24.180 gonna gently put that spoiler in a box and bury it in the backyard and hope that it doesn't come
00:15:29.040 but i was watching going well who's it gonna be exactly it's not okay well you know no we're
00:15:34.000 gonna go to break in a second but i just want to say about spoilers before before we go just
00:15:37.820 leave you something to chew on during the ads okay um i already forgot i chew on the ads themselves
00:15:44.500 yeah my hands are so dry my mother touched my hand the other day and said you need hand lotion
00:15:49.720 we have to go to break but wait there's something about spoiler remember it during the ads and you
00:15:53.280 can all right we'll go to the ads you guys can wonder what i was going to say probably think
00:15:56.900 of your own examples. I like to empower
00:15:58.740 the audience in that way.
00:16:03.540 This is Ryder Strong
00:16:04.860 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:16:07.600 It was many
00:16:08.920 and many a year ago
00:16:10.560 in a kingdom by the sea.
00:16:12.940 In 1995, my neighbor,
00:16:14.740 Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.
00:16:16.780 It was hard to wrap your head around. It was
00:16:18.340 nature and trees and praying
00:16:20.620 and drugs. So no, I am
00:16:22.820 not your guru.
00:16:25.520 And back then, I
00:16:26.660 lied to my parents. I lied to police. I lied to everybody. There were years right where I could
00:16:32.500 not say your name. I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California, interview my
00:16:36.500 friends, family, talk to police, journalists, whomever I can to try to find out what actually
00:16:41.680 happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods and not the
00:16:45.620 obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for 30 years. I'll teach you sons of to come around
00:16:51.600 my wife boom boom this is the red weather listen to the red weather on the iheart radio app apple
00:16:59.860 podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts did you get the comments on my mother the hand well
00:17:10.980 yeah yeah i want to i want to dive in on that but i remembered what i was going to say about um
00:17:14.900 spoilers okay i'm not even joking you know i have no i don't have a sarcastic
00:17:19.820 bone in my oh i'm not interested in sarcasm okay i forgot oh i know what it is my brother who
00:17:27.440 listens to poog he'll do a thing he'll claim he's not spoiling something but it'll be like
00:17:31.500 you see this week's app and i'm like so now i'm prepared for a death who's he saying it to you
00:17:36.220 know what i'm saying he'll just be like he'll go like like he'd be like you watch six feet yet
00:17:40.200 something oh no then you know you know you're in for a big one yeah you know you're moving it was
00:17:46.360 He's like, you watch this week, and he's like, I'm not saying anything, but just call me
00:17:49.400 after you watch.
00:17:51.040 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:51.820 Get a bag of tissues, okay?
00:17:53.480 Not a box.
00:17:54.040 They're going to need a big old bag.
00:17:56.820 Oh, no.
00:17:57.540 My friend did the worst trick to me, okay, about spoiling, okay, before we get to your
00:18:01.680 hands.
00:18:02.760 Literally, on the way to see a horror movie, my friend Paul was like, I think it was that
00:18:09.860 movie Invisible Man or whatever.
00:18:13.700 With Elizabeth Moss?
00:18:15.000 Yes, okay.
00:18:15.700 and i thought it was underrated but he was like he he just i'm like don't spoil it you know and 0.92
00:18:21.500 then and then he just goes like fuck i forget what it was he just he said something that was 0.89
00:18:26.040 very convincing almost like the ghost is the father or something like okay like you know the 0.99
00:18:31.640 whole time or something and you're like what and i'm like you better be joking and i spent like
00:18:35.000 two hours suffering before the movie trying to ascertain whether or not he was joking as a joke
00:18:39.540 he said a fake spoiler is what he said a truly fake spoiler not my idea of a joke not my idea
00:18:44.760 of a joke at all i know and i suffered until we got there and i was like okay it's not it it's not
00:18:49.040 it and then i had to check with another friend who'd seen it and say don't tell me if this is
00:18:53.120 it but tell me if it's not it yeah yeah you know like give me comfort i was like so i'm like if
00:18:58.620 it's like the ghost is the father she's like it is in no way anything like that but then i'm like
00:19:03.780 well now through deduction or whatever like now i know one thing it's not and that sucks too yeah
00:19:10.520 no anyway you cut it speak not just speak not okay you can recommend a movie don't make a 0.98
00:19:16.600 goddamn facial expression yeah just send me uh have you ever seen a movie love the last 20 minutes 0.99
00:19:21.880 like don't say a goddamn word shove it and shut it's hard because i say all this i also believe 0.99
00:19:28.000 of course though in all art it's not what happens it's how it happens right yeah well no absolutely 0.98
00:19:33.620 nonetheless let i want to see how it happens with a what that i don't know yet yeah have you ever
00:19:41.140 seen a movie without seeing a single frame or even poster yes that's my preferred mode i don't
00:19:47.220 i love trailers but i but i hate them right no well yeah i love them so often life is defined
00:19:53.420 by paradox and i yeah i i all you know good trailer well i love a trailer certainly imagine
00:19:59.760 if right now i was about to go if i was about to go well you know my favorite part of going
00:20:03.020 in the movies and the trailers yeah you know you know because it's uh because that's uh you're
00:20:08.060 crazy right right i've already said this on poog but i have such a strong memory of the first time
00:20:13.720 i ever saw a commercial in a movie theater devastating movie theaters were sacred they
00:20:17.200 were only okay trailers and i remember i was going to see the movie serendipity starring
00:20:21.780 sandra bullock kate beckinsale oh right john cusack and i there was a garnier fructis commercial for
00:20:29.080 garnier fructice shampoo which i of course later bought for years and the radioactive fragrance
00:20:34.980 is great though and delicious yeah and i remember the ad played and i was shocked what what's that
00:20:39.880 doing in here and a woman screamed this is not television okay amazing and i was like that's
00:20:45.660 punk yeah this is not television is huge and and now tv doesn't even mean anything anymore now
00:20:51.260 you know we're digitized beyond comprehension no no well you know you know what i always
00:20:55.240 okay i have a cozy sort of association from the 90s okay of like the local movie theater
00:21:00.660 there would be these like silent slide type ads that happened before the actual
00:21:06.340 thing with the trailers and the movie was was played like trivia well trivia i i applaud and
00:21:12.040 adore okay but it would be like a local pizzeria like a low res photo yeah of like the local
00:21:17.980 pizzeria with with like some writing and script like coming today and that was fabulous because
00:21:22.000 that was like truly local yeah but to see a garnier fruit teas but then i did it's really
00:21:27.920 about the local like in in the 67th street um cinema amc in new york city um i always i frankly
00:21:36.120 did enjoy a douglas ellieman uh real estate ad click on it's something i was like because they
00:21:41.200 go like again like bad sort of audio it'd be like hi i'm susan blah blah blah from douglas
00:21:46.180 ellieman real estate right it was like that grew kind of cozy no no it makes me it makes me like
00:21:51.340 makes me emotional about small businesses yeah well can you imagine like taking over small
00:21:58.740 business it's taking over it sounds like i'm like i'm trying to imagine like i'm trying to
00:22:05.720 imagine this like the scene in which you and me are like getting a pizza shop back on its feet
00:22:10.780 okay got a pen and paper honey because it sounds like a hell of a pilot to me
00:22:14.300 okay and so i'm like well i get this pleasure out of selling merch okay i get like small
00:22:19.920 business pleasure out of selling merch like today so the show is back it opened last night
00:22:24.040 and uh wow you know and it's pretty special actually it's pretty moving i gotta say i would
00:22:28.760 have wept if i've been there i would have been on the floor weeping on all fours i mean it's like
00:22:32.820 when i went to that vaccination concert or whatever okay in la oh that's right like j-lo
00:22:37.640 and her mother sang sweet caroline together and like me and chris are like sobbing literally
00:22:42.720 again like rocking back and forth to sweet caroline shouting out the whole crowd like
00:22:47.920 done done done right i mean i've already talked about it was like the corniest thing we're like
00:22:52.220 stopping but anyway last night and they came out and they were like they were like pre-show
00:22:55.080 announcement like we're back baby and like the people just like were really it was it was it
00:22:58.980 was really special but anyway merch so like today i feel it's like the thing i want to do the thing
00:23:02.760 i'm like so excited and can't wait for some free time to do is to build a merch stand i'm gonna go
00:23:06.620 to the hardware store okay and i'm gonna you've got to be kidding me you're gonna build yourself
00:23:11.060 literally i'm gonna build it i love building things okay with like oh wait i do know this
00:23:16.100 about you yeah think about the trellises think about the hanging of the ghouls i was thinking
00:23:19.540 about that i was thinking about your about your decorations your christmas tree decorations oh
00:23:23.120 right right so like i'm really yeah i sometimes like with building okay you have to not worry
00:23:28.000 about learning the skills okay you just build you just go for it you stack it together and then if
00:23:33.360 it doesn't hold then you either bolster it with something that you find to bolster it to the
00:23:38.280 ground right burn it to the ground and it's like it often holds like the idea of like a shelf like
00:23:42.600 you probably can make one now will you be a master craftsman okay maybe not but like you can one time
00:23:48.040 i made this like desk setup that was like it was built on you know track the track shelving the
00:23:52.960 quick cane quick track okay it was like two of those were like the thing that stood and then
00:23:57.620 it was like whatever i just like cobbled it together it was really satisfying i felt like
00:24:01.280 i was like in the woods anyway so yeah i'm gonna build a merch stand and it's gonna be mobile okay
00:24:05.700 this like really excites me when there's a problem to solve like so they're like you can't have the
00:24:09.220 merch stand out during so we'd have to be able to like roll it out really early bring it out
00:24:12.600 really fast i'm like okay casters casters casters so many things can be solved with casters and you
00:24:17.980 can tack them into the bottom of most chair legs fyi okay you can make anything on casters now i'm
00:24:23.360 like do i want all my chairs on wheels no you do not all not all but you want as many as possible
00:24:28.600 and it's actually a yeah sorry my i do not need to cut into this i'm just keep going i was truly
00:24:35.880 gonna say really because i think the audience would love you too the chair is at jar oh that's
00:24:40.520 we have to discuss that because we haven't talked about it it's shocking by the way i want to shout
00:24:44.400 out a poog listener who i ran who came up to me at jar and was like we're at jar it was very sweet
00:24:50.240 okay that's huge they were like we'll probably see kate at jar she's constantly talking about it
00:24:54.440 and then i was there okay and that you gotta applaud you know it's not a joke people we tell
00:24:59.320 the truth no last night actually i forgot to tell you okay a via corona on the way out that's where
00:25:04.340 you went after yeah someone said like hey like i don't know i forget what they said but then they
00:25:09.320 just yelled it was the mushrooms the whole time are you they did it kidding yeah can you believe
00:25:14.660 it that is so sweet that is just the sweetest thing it was so it was so i'm saying this this
00:25:19.560 is not going in the episode theta people are constantly coming up to us i get people saying
00:25:23.400 stuff to me i poop all the time well no because theta's like gasping and just theta know that
00:25:27.780 you had someone say it was the mushrooms the whole time i had someone else at a restaurant
00:25:31.260 and say it was the mushrooms the whole time they does mouth is open in shock and joy theta doesn't
00:25:35.900 know oh people are coming people come up to me all the time about poo theta doesn't realize and
00:25:41.060 it's i feel like theta doesn't because you don't go like you don't go hunting on instagram you
00:25:44.860 don't get the you don't get the star treatment in that way about poo you don't you're not getting
00:25:48.240 the people coming up to you yet but yeah so i'm sorry i have to bring it back i'm so excited but
00:25:52.360 i'm gonna build some kind of table and wheels okay and then i was like lying there napping
00:25:55.660 today thinking about this and then i'm gonna build so that the table will have like a display okay
00:26:00.840 that goes straight up in the air so imagine two poles that go up in the air and then a pole
00:26:04.660 connecting them and that i'm gonna hang my flag from my show flag okay i'm gonna hang it flag
00:26:10.860 facing the other direction oh so one side is a booth i mean a photo one side's an ad one side's
00:26:16.900 an ad one side's a thing people can take photos in front of the other side the shirts are hanging
00:26:21.180 okay you are a small business owner this is an american express this is like the dream american
00:26:26.320 express out of you know we talked about this waking up small businesses are all we have you
00:26:31.320 know i've been washing my deck in small increments because it's too overwhelming to watch the whole
00:26:35.820 thing at once not that my deck is so huge but uh nothing like a little physical labor like that
00:26:40.780 to get the mind off the the concerns of the psyche well and and there's a there's something
00:26:45.940 it's just i don't know if it slows down the mind or if that's just like a cliche i'm repeating but
00:26:49.340 it feels like when you're doing something like that it's a different kind of thinking so i was
00:26:53.660 doing a lot of planting as you know um in the front on the front door and back yeah the trellis
00:27:00.600 work and just kind of working my plants oh i wonder how they're doing right now in la i threw
00:27:05.900 some wildflower seeds down one of the most stunning things you throw some seeds down okay
00:27:10.200 literally and pour a little water on no two weeks okay two weeks they're shooting up there are things
00:27:15.520 that are now they are they are like a foot and a half tall and i wonder if the what when you say
00:27:21.160 throw them down what'd you do okay so i spread it and then they say work it into the soil only
00:27:25.840 to a quarter inch which by the way means like almost nothing try to think of a quarter inch
00:27:29.820 how small that is that's like so i'm just like lightly sort of raking it okay and then they
00:27:34.200 start to literally like in like four days i see two little green leaves popping up like a cartoon
00:27:41.280 god is all around us okay and you know and i just it keeps coming up my head do you have this with
00:27:46.620 the cliches where you're just like fast as a wheat he grew as a weed okay that's for the weeds 0.96
00:27:50.240 yeah and then like i'm like it's real like weeds grow nothing grows faster than a damn
00:27:54.540 weed i'll tell you that much a little gardening tip for me i have i'll just say quickly one of
00:27:59.640 my strongest memories which i you know i always say i have seven memories i feel like i only have
00:28:04.240 a handful yes but one of them is i was eating an apple there was an apple seed i was tiny it must
00:28:09.900 have been like five years old and i took the seed and i put it no one saw me i put it like under the
00:28:15.300 dirt in an area of my house in the back my god and a couple days later i go and there is a cartoon
00:28:20.880 sprout no there is an absolute something that's burst through yes and it was like this moment i
00:28:26.480 mean it's like such a visceral memory for me it was like complete magic but also my own autonomy
00:28:31.440 like i had done that i had grown it it was like the rumors are true nature's real yeah the rumors
00:28:35.860 are true oh life finds a way is my gardening policy things do grow life finds literally it's
00:28:41.060 huge as a gardening policy i mean i i fear i lean on it a little too much starvy roots starvy
00:28:45.720 roots okay yeah like i'm like i'm like i don't know if i did this right and i'm like well hopefully
00:28:49.300 life will find a way and then i head back in i had to spray aphids do you know what they are
00:28:54.500 little bugs that get on your flowers i'd like and when i first like saw them on my star jasmine
00:28:59.720 plant that i got at home depot i was like okay this has gone too far i was like i can't i'm not
00:29:04.720 up for handling pests no like i was like i forgot that this was a potential issue with i'm like
00:29:09.340 you have to murder those immediately home depot i'm like home depot should not sell anything
00:29:12.820 that attracts pests okay and it's like but it's like so many plants so i did a little googling 0.95
00:29:16.680 yeah hose it off and i like brought it out into the street because i didn't want to hose it off
00:29:20.360 like like so i sort of like hosed it off in the like out in the street i didn't want to spray
00:29:24.140 them all over my area aphids screaming just hosed them off and then sprayed the neem oil all over
00:29:29.860 them and they were gone okay and i'm like it worked i did it i handled it that's incredible
00:29:34.480 that's so to feel that power i know we have to go to break but remind me to tell you about
00:29:38.860 Well, no, we could leave bugs.
00:29:40.840 I was like, I'll tell you a daddy longleg story.
00:29:42.720 They're so scary.
00:29:43.880 I'm not scared of those anymore.
00:29:44.900 They're also called Harvestmen.
00:29:46.240 We'll talk about that soon.
00:29:47.360 I don't like that.
00:29:51.320 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:29:55.380 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.
00:30:00.580 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.
00:30:04.460 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:30:05.660 It was nature and trees and praying.
00:30:08.300 and drugs. No, I am not your guru. And back then, I lied to my parents, I lied to police,
00:30:17.100 I lied to everybody. There were years right where I could not say your name. I've decided to go back
00:30:21.960 to my hometown in Northern California, interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,
00:30:26.580 whomever I can, to try to find out what actually happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they
00:30:31.440 obsess over hippies in the woods and not the obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for
00:30:35.880 30 years. I'll teach you
00:30:38.160 sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 1.00
00:30:40.480 Boom. Boom. This is 0.88
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00:30:55.840 I just want to say, you mentioned Daddy Long Legs.
00:30:58.180 That might be the, I'm not afraid of those.
00:31:00.300 Although I'm really terrified to say
00:31:02.200 I think I have moths. I'm seeing
00:31:04.380 moths around what do i do yeah i wouldn't treat it though like as like i don't i could be wrong 0.99
00:31:09.280 but i don't think it's like i have moths like almost like termites like you're fucked like 0.61
00:31:13.280 i've seen like 11 okay yeah i mean 11 not in one day but over where in the closet they're kind of 0.96
00:31:19.660 and that's not a joke by the way that's real that's like where they head oh god yeah like
00:31:24.160 moth eaten clothes like that's real oh my sweaters are tucked away in a drawer well then you should
00:31:27.940 be fine but my sonia right heel sweater i have to go check on oh my god my rodarte do you have
00:31:34.140 Ever wrote Darte?
00:31:34.980 It was gifted.
00:31:35.640 Gifted, of course.
00:31:36.540 Gifted, of course.
00:31:37.340 Gifted, of course.
00:31:39.220 You don't want the people to think you're just shelling out.
00:31:41.400 No, no, not from them.
00:31:42.560 Not from them.
00:31:43.880 I mean, it was a hand-me-down.
00:31:45.100 No, no, I knew what you meant, yeah.
00:31:46.520 It was a hand-me-down.
00:31:47.800 It didn't come from the girls.
00:31:50.000 By the way, is Rodarte listening?
00:31:52.340 Let's get us in some clothes.
00:31:53.720 Let's get us in an ad stack.
00:31:54.960 Well, you know what actually is humiliating?
00:31:56.740 What?
00:31:57.200 The fashion community has not reached out.
00:31:59.780 Wow, you're right.
00:32:00.800 Let's take a minute with that.
00:32:01.820 to all those designers out there hello uh testing is this thing on okay because yeah because i'm
00:32:10.080 confused why we're not already in a ad for one and also just draped well you know we released
00:32:17.580 these these videos near weekly okay why the hell are we not covered in mudarte why aren't we not
00:32:23.840 draped in jewels yeah okay why aren't we not wrapped in you know couture or dare i say rtw
00:32:31.160 what's that ready to wear ready to wear is like i said couture just to be whatever wait actually
00:32:36.280 we're being really obnoxious the fine people over at and other stories did send us clothes
00:32:41.480 absolutely true and i knew as i said it i was i was like we've had some clothes and guess who
00:32:46.220 got an on-air shout out guess who got an on-air shout out okay and other stories did yeah and
00:32:51.920 that's another one so if you want to hear your brand and and i've been wearing the hell out of
00:32:59.100 my and other stories no exactly and other stories really i'm not kidding here's by the way you can't
00:33:05.080 pay for this kind of advertising your boots my my new daily boot my new daily boot okay because you
00:33:09.520 know what i gotta say something daily boot my jealousy okay when you had the courage to just
00:33:15.420 choose a shoe online from them when they when they offered us stuff i know it's scary okay i was like
00:33:19.800 and i saw your email come in because you know like the thing where you're like do you ever have this
00:33:23.960 as like a kid or dare i say as an adult where you want to know what the other person orders
00:33:28.120 before you order because you know after okay i just want to say this is what a lot of my inner
00:33:33.340 work is about right now is about self-trust because as you know what i want to do i want
00:33:37.840 the tribunal i want to go to 46 people first get their exact opinions triangulate cross-reference
00:33:42.780 create a spreadsheet in my mind of everyone's opinion and then formulate my own opinion about
00:33:46.340 my life and how i feel of course yes right now all the work for me is about going it's about the
00:33:50.640 inner knowledge it's about kind of resting and knowing that there are no mistakes and so well
00:33:54.380 this is no no exactly and it has this has been a big theme for me as well okay recently and it
00:34:01.620 really comes down to also this sort of um framing but the right the theme of self-trust and also not
00:34:07.900 just capitulating why have i said that twice now and i've realized i used it wrong earlier because
00:34:12.160 i'm choosing to use it for the opposite meaning now okay but to not yield to others framing just
00:34:17.360 because you this is a huge issue in my life if i keep an open mind right and i'm landed on the
00:34:22.680 truth of what something is yeah right i think well it could be this could be this could be this
00:34:26.300 and someone else comes in with no it's this right then their certainty their frame wins out over my
00:34:31.740 question mark of course and when my question mark is actually more reflective of the truth
00:34:36.640 yeah and so sometimes you have to i think create a provisional frame for a situation
00:34:43.080 so your open-mindedness doesn't immediately surrender to their certainty you might have to
00:34:47.980 like sometimes like throw another certainty out there just something to hold the place right i
00:34:54.000 don't know it's like i'm speaking in pure abstraction of course but i i really do yeah
00:34:58.760 it's a risk it's the open-minded person's risk you know what i mean of course of course i mean
00:35:03.480 i feel like you love the certainty from another so you're probably thrilled i know that's it's
00:35:07.320 my addiction i'm trying to get over that i mean some people i i've noticed this i remember saying
00:35:10.940 this to my friend like i realized like oh what you do so some people are searching for what it
00:35:15.120 is and they say what it is whatever the circumstances okay they're like so the person
00:35:18.700 didn't text me back so that means that they were upset about the thing and therefore they hate me
00:35:22.860 and so i'm gonna have to do that yeah right and it's like they do that and then if they are later
00:35:26.940 corrected then they adjust their perspective okay but they opt for interpret what it is believe
00:35:33.000 that's what it is and then are open to correction later right i tend to stay in the question mark
00:35:37.580 yeah i don't know and it's like it's not really i'm not really sure which one's better i don't
00:35:42.560 mind the question mark when i'm alone but others at times can't handle it oh yeah i mean i think
00:35:48.120 dwelling in uncertainty is it's a skill you know being comfortable with uncertainty being uncomfortable
00:35:52.700 being comfortable with being uncomfortable right but i mean truly that is that is the life's work
00:35:58.120 oh there it is there it is the way you use the same word i love the way you use that same word
00:36:03.760 you know so it gave it kind of a rhetorical rhythm that was really nice thank you but that is the work
00:36:08.940 Gosh, there's something you're wearing, sort of textured, sort of, I can't tell if it's sort of ribbed cotton.
00:36:14.760 Is that what I'm seeing?
00:36:15.880 Yeah, this is ribbed.
00:36:16.720 A ribbed cotton kind of thing with the two buttons.
00:36:19.360 She's lowering it and pursing her lips.
00:36:22.700 Okay, it looks very beautiful.
00:36:25.160 Thank you.
00:36:26.100 You're welcome.
00:36:27.220 What if we unceremoniously began talking this way?
00:36:31.520 I know I've just created ceremony, but we never spoke of it.
00:36:34.460 It's simply something we did, and the Puglisners felt betrayed. 0.95
00:36:37.560 like they've changed yeah to completely change change overnight would be devastating to all
00:36:43.280 involved how you know what's weird how like you know like how people talk like in movies in the
00:36:48.260 1940s or whatever yeah what happened to that like you know what i mean like yeah you mean like this
00:36:53.180 thing of like yeah or like even like uh i feel like they like palatalize their l's like kind of
00:36:58.200 like lonnie they weren't trying to pretend they weren't in a movie thank you there it is there
00:37:04.500 it is they stepped it up you know it's like now now it's like no no this is a movie or is it
00:37:10.120 i haven't fully i just movies were still exotic then and even just looking at a moving image was
00:37:16.400 like so psychotic right now it's reality that seems like the simulation more and more oh my god
00:37:22.280 that is purely the ability to hear yourself on mic see you're hearing the musicality of your
00:37:27.080 own language no reality i look to reality to distract me from the internet when i used to
00:37:32.260 use the internet to distract me from reality oh well you know i read a thing today on instagram
00:37:37.200 i'll say okay i read a thing on instagram um about you know not using instagram some of my
00:37:42.760 favorite content i just want to say hi if you devote your life to instagram
00:37:47.940 it will show oh when you are in raw reality this sounds like i'm the muscles will one person i
00:37:57.360 swear to god i'm not but i just want to say just careful because if you devote your life to
00:38:02.060 instagram and i'm not saying this as though i have been a scroller oh yeah no you've recognized
00:38:07.520 your devotions and i it's just we gotta step away because it shows well that's that's like what this
00:38:12.900 post was today that i saw okay it was um it said something like your instagram feed is your vision 0.92
00:38:20.500 board so get the shit out that you don't want on there okay you think about a vision board right 0.67
00:38:25.620 and it's like okay what are the images that are coming into me and whatever i mean yeah i've never 0.98
00:38:29.060 made one but i'm familiar your your life simply is one familiar with the idea i do more i do more
00:38:35.620 visualization in the shower absolutely no i mean you got to do what works all tools and all methods
00:38:40.260 are equally valid um but i think it's fun to get on the floor with girls you know and get some
00:38:45.120 oh get some muscato okay drop some strawberries in your muscato
00:38:52.280 yes yes it took the strawberries for me to remember what muscato was okay but i'm like
00:38:58.400 to get on the floor with a girl some scissors a pile of magazines see what i enjoy that that's
00:39:03.460 the thing i really i freeze up around crafts i've never enjoyed crafting even like as a kid i felt
00:39:09.400 like i was pretending to enjoy it right like i just felt like like it stressed me out i don't
00:39:13.920 know i just didn't like it i didn't like craft we're all gonna build the jewelry box and i was
00:39:17.920 like okay so like you're taking i don't know i just no i agree i agree i think well you know
00:39:24.880 the difference is art versus crafts okay so the problem as children is we're all going to make
00:39:29.680 the jewelry box okay and there's a the teacher shows you and there's a defined way there's an
00:39:34.760 expectation of what it's supposed to look like at the end and that can be a prison you know exactly
00:39:38.820 hello what happened were you distracted by the beauty of your own face because you do look very
00:39:43.020 good no i was thinking i was smiling because i was thinking because when i was truly being like
00:39:47.260 oh making it made me nostalgic for childhood actually wow that's what that smile was that
00:39:52.300 me reflecting on my youth how could it have been so long ago when it feels like yesterday
00:39:57.200 like i could reach out and touch it i could i could never go back oh you know go back i could
00:40:04.200 never go back here's what's crazy i could and i do actually well classic mitch edberg joke and
00:40:13.540 that really holds so much genius in it just um i wish i could go back and play little league now
00:40:18.620 fuck i literally forgot the punchline it's like i'd be so good you know like with that that kind
00:40:24.080 of sentiment yeah and it's like you know that fantasy actually relatedly a david tell joke um 1.00
00:40:28.840 about uh the person you lost your virginity to wanting to go back and have sex with him in order 0.98
00:40:33.820 to show him how good you got at it look who's not crying oh my god okay genius an absolute 0.98
00:40:41.560 the greats are the greats it's too good um wait did you have a positive losing your virginity
00:40:48.100 experience well yes and that's the exact problem you want a pool table i'm like forgetting i'm
00:40:54.540 getting well no but i just like i um had a boyfriend oh yes i remember i'm sorry i remember
00:41:01.360 no but i had like a nice boyfriend and so like i i sort of the joke um the joke of it is that 0.94
00:41:06.520 actually that's what's so disgusting okay it's disgusting to have sex with a nice 16 year old 0.91
00:41:11.620 boy i want to be my old joke in my old act um was something along the lines of like being 0.99
00:41:18.680 deflowered and like but not want it like but like being the bummer of being deflowered by another
00:41:23.020 flower like a tulip of a boy right right two flowers i wanted to be crushed under a man's
00:41:28.600 boot yeah not you know like you want to be a rose crushed under a boot not like you don't
00:41:32.980 want to have someone dragging an orchid across your torso
00:41:35.620 oh there's the laugh oh my god oh god i miss you wait there was some unfinished business like from
00:41:48.320 like five minutes ago something you were saying childhood going back that i was like oh i was
00:41:53.060 really excited about but whatever we just let it go um oh no i knew what it was i knew what it was
00:41:56.680 i knew it was something i'm sorry i'm just accidentally sort of slipping unconsciously
00:41:59.460 into a forehead massage that i've seen i was noticing that you're unconscious gua and conscious
00:42:04.100 that i've sort of seen that's what i get fed on instagram they know my interests it's it's all
00:42:10.680 the face face muscle filter and and people showing you oh well the vision boards oh yeah okay so the
00:42:17.240 idea that instagram is your vision board so you know careful what you look at but and then talking
00:42:22.300 about what's nice to get with the girls for a night with it muscato and strawberries as you say
00:42:27.520 but here's my issue with vision boards okay my issue with vision boards and collages
00:42:32.020 fontina flatbread my issue with them is that
00:42:35.960 my issue is that the expectation has always been and anytime anyone teaches you how to
00:42:43.420 make a vision board okay like in a book or whatever okay docu-series of self-awakening
00:42:48.780 they're like go get a pile of magazines okay right right right and the fact that all collage
00:42:55.620 okay the origin like for the origin is is fashion magazines exclusively in touch magazine and in
00:43:01.680 style in dutch magazine yeah glamour mag so everyone's vision board is like the same yeah
00:43:07.080 sort of like travel and leisure beach okay and it's and it's great it's like it's and it's bound
00:43:12.920 by the calendar it's like if you're doing it in august then your vision board's in august
00:43:16.780 yes hell hell it's it's hell and so i've tried like to like so like that's where you have to
00:43:22.900 like try to vary your your sources because like i just remember that it's like it's like you're
00:43:28.000 like i'm gonna throw in a nat geo from the 80s literally i got a nat geo and i got like it was
00:43:33.380 for other collage creative work actually but i like i tried to get a spread of of stuff and
00:43:39.140 it was like i grabbed this time ruth bader ginsburg like you know those magazines you
00:43:44.100 see them in the supermarket where it's like time and then it's one subject oh yeah it's always jfk
00:43:49.880 this is a huge issue for me literally that's how i feel about this is rude okay but
00:43:57.380 literally when there's another book about Audrey Hepburn's style oh I'm over I've never been an
00:44:02.140 Audrey Hepburn when they still when they keep putting out fresh books got in for me about that
00:44:08.680 and obviously Jackie Kennedy okay and I'm asleep my leg I got excited my leg almost you know tore
00:44:16.420 us apart fell off oh my god I'm starting to feel the little stomach nerves because it's over here
00:44:20.440 it's 5 46 that means we're almost at six that means we're two hours and 15 minutes from curtain
00:44:23.960 so exciting i i truly i would give anything to see your show tonight but i am convinced that i
00:44:28.920 will be coming to new york to see it you will and when this comes out on tuesday yeah i will i think
00:44:34.640 so today for the listeners i believe i have just hopefully been on seth meyers the previous night
00:44:40.280 announcing my extension so it's six weeks instead of three incredible which was you know something
00:44:45.180 i'd hoped for of course but you never know if the people are gonna buy tickets beyond you're
00:44:49.320 the one that's gonna have to cut it be like okay i'm good we'll see it'll extend forever let's wrap
00:44:53.360 it up i'm gonna uh go get a brodo honestly brodo has not reached out brodo has not reached out
00:44:58.900 all right well let's wrap it up my hands are dry but not as dry as a nice glass of wine that i'm
00:45:04.140 about to have hard oh yeah we finally got to your hands what caused the dryness i believe it's just
00:45:08.580 the elements right it's the i once read somewhere los angeles is drier than the sahara desert i
00:45:13.220 don't know how that checks out but i think it is always the sahara you know as the reference what
00:45:17.680 it's always the sahara i guess that must be the driest it's all we have yeah it's just people
00:45:22.160 have no other deserts to name and so it's the trope namer of the dry desert i've heard that
00:45:27.960 though that it's drier here than there and i never looked into it but i'm still but i'm going with it
00:45:32.880 no i believe you but that's kind of like one of those facts that's one of those that's that's one
00:45:38.140 of those like irritating sort of you know penguins mate for life they choose one little
00:45:43.200 exactly i know i know we've talked about it on pook but just the other one the other ones that
00:45:47.940 come to mind for me are well you know the reason you're tired after you really want to take a nap
00:45:52.700 every Thanksgiving is because the trip to ban and the turkey yeah no it's the carbs sorry it's the
00:45:57.500 carbs okay it's the exposure to family it's like there's no there's the amount of that you would
00:46:04.480 have to consume so much for it to have any kind of actual effect on your behavior yes yes let's
00:46:09.700 get real folks a lean tryptophan meat is not the issue and yeah it's like oh you need vitamin c
00:46:15.700 Here's an orange.
00:46:16.560 Good luck.
00:46:17.240 Good luck, sweetie. 1.00
00:46:18.460 Yeah, eat your little orange doll.
00:46:20.140 Okay.
00:46:21.180 Okay.
00:46:21.840 Okay.
00:46:22.580 Have a great show. 0.69
00:46:23.540 Skin's the largest organ.
00:46:24.760 Tomato is a fruit.
00:46:25.560 Skin's the largest organ.
00:46:26.280 And tomato is a huge one.
00:46:27.140 And tomato is a fruit.
00:46:27.800 Skin's the largest organ.
00:46:29.020 And tomato is a fruit.
00:46:30.200 Tomato is a fruit.
00:46:31.180 With the fact of the second grade.
00:46:32.520 Well, you know, tomato is a fruit.
00:46:33.360 Look at that seeds.
00:46:34.020 Yeah.
00:46:34.560 Is it, though?
00:46:35.440 Come on.
00:46:36.520 Avocado is a fruit, too.
00:46:37.440 Look at that big old seed in there just waiting.
00:46:39.180 I think we all know the difference between fruit and vegetable.
00:46:41.660 It's savory versus sweet.
00:46:43.080 Good night, America.
00:46:44.160 You know?
00:46:44.580 We all know.
00:46:45.440 All right, all right, that's been, you know, that's been cool.
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