Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Welcome

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00:00:36.820 Two best friends, both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse.

00:00:41.780 The hag divines when something must die. 0.86

00:00:44.040 Yes, that was Poogh, but this is huge. 0.93

00:00:46.720 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:00:49.520 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:52.200 i know we we set the shot a certain way but literally if kate and i face each other how do

00:00:58.520 you guys feel okay great that this feels better yeah yeah this feels much more like us talking

00:01:03.240 and by the way yeah actually and i love that as an inclusion obviously that that goes but isn't

00:01:09.180 that funny that discovery slight diagonal how could it have such a profound difference now i'm

00:01:13.560 talking to my friend angles before i was on morning news no morning news okay but quickly

00:01:20.300 this changes everything quickly what caffeine are we working with this is the herbamate

00:01:25.220 traditional unsweetened all right i'm gonna have to work on my vocal muscles because

00:01:29.320 clearly i've i i am i am a weak swallower something's up in your mouth no i oh does

00:01:37.680 water goes down the wrong too goes into your lungs yeah okay every time i feel like an ice

00:01:45.560 skater okay maybe it's because of this oh yeah i feel like an ice skater i feel like

00:01:50.300 I feel like we're out on the ice.

00:01:52.960 I know.

00:01:53.660 Okay, we're out on the ice.

00:01:55.380 And it's you and me looking at each other,

00:01:56.940 pair skating.

00:01:58.040 Is there ever same gender pair skating?

00:02:00.940 No, right?

00:02:01.960 Wow, I don't think so.

00:02:04.080 No sisters on the ice at last?

00:02:07.240 No, like sisters.

00:02:08.560 Not in the Olympics.

00:02:09.920 It's interesting.

00:02:10.680 I'm just really taking in the reality of our lives.

00:02:14.060 Thank you for following us here,

00:02:15.560 however you did.

00:02:16.560 Yeah, however you got here.

00:02:17.840 I mean, talk about supporting.

00:02:19.000 You know, you hear this a lot.

00:02:20.300 woman-owned business support you know our honey's made with women yeah yeah like this is oh this is 1.00

00:02:26.160 and that is by the way that is by the way because you know yeah honey made from a woman is better

00:02:33.740 than honey made from a bee because oh okay you know you're not enslaving a bee i'm just remembering

00:02:39.760 i saw an old man selling honey on a hike once wow and it was and guess what bought it and no

00:02:45.640 tried to buy he didn't take them though i go i don't have 15 cash yeah no one does for sorry i'm

00:02:52.320 just your eyes live your eyes are just what are your eyes no that's actually taking away wait hold

00:02:57.620 on wait what color they are no no no what color are they gun to my head i'm not sure brown yeah

00:03:04.900 what's hazel you wish hazel's what the joke um it's it's a green brown okay and a brown

00:03:11.860 just straight up brown but your eyes are by the way your eyes are blue i didn't know the whole

00:03:15.780 time jacqueline wait wait wait wait wait one of my best friends yeah literally you didn't know

00:03:21.780 sister to me didn't know your eyes were blue you literally do not think of me as a blue-eyed gal

00:03:26.700 wait wait what a blue if you said to me what color described jacqueline if a cop came here

00:03:34.600 and said your friend's missing all right let's actually do this from the start give me everything

00:03:38.140 hair. Okay, okay, okay. Your friend's gone.

00:03:40.240 Your friend's missing. Well, we don't have to add that element

00:03:42.040 of it. I like that part. Okay, okay. So,

00:03:44.200 when's the last time you saw your friend?

00:03:47.600 The other night.

00:03:48.340 Yeah, the other night. Okay, what'd she look like?

00:03:50.180 Okay, describe her. Okay, okay, okay.

00:03:52.360 What time's it going to be wrong? Should I play the cop,

00:03:54.320 maybe? 5'4"? Okay, be the

00:03:56.200 cop. Wait, wait, wait. Sarah, how tall are you? Are you 5'5"?

00:03:58.920 5'7", 5'8", bitch. 0.99

00:04:01.100 I'm 5'3 and a half. 1.00

00:04:02.780 Okay, fuck. I thought we were the same 1.00

00:04:04.280 I'm up in a sneaker. Play the cop.

00:04:06.300 Alright, hold on.

00:04:08.140 Let me get into it. All right. All right. Really appreciate you talking to us. If you could just describe your friend's appearance.

00:04:18.840 OK, so she is, I'd say, my height. This is me. Yes. OK. She's my height, maybe an inch taller than than I am. I'm five, three and a half, five, four and a good day.

00:04:28.700 And she has brown hair, brown eyes.

00:04:34.900 Interesting. 1.00

00:04:35.560 And she's gorgeous. 1.00

00:04:37.820 That would be my description. 1.00

00:04:40.080 I would have said brown eyes, 5'4".

00:04:42.360 I would have gone 5'5".

00:04:43.640 No, what's interesting is brown eyes, brown hair.

00:04:45.280 You're 5'8"?

00:04:46.120 Well, no, I believe I'm 5'7", and then people are always like,

00:04:50.560 well, I'm 5'8", and we're the same height, so you're 5'8".

00:04:53.040 People are always alarmed by how short I am because of my hair and my gravitas.

00:04:56.400 Yeah, and your boots.

00:04:57.740 Your heels. 1.00

00:04:58.700 Yeah, my huge dick is stunning right now. 1.00

00:05:01.220 You've never looked better. 1.00

00:05:03.680 This is terrifying.

00:05:04.360 It's actually distracting because I'm going.

00:05:06.160 This is terrifying just because of the pattern.

00:05:08.160 But see, because I go not enough volume with the crown.

00:05:09.760 It's not big enough.

00:05:10.600 You think that this is okay volume wise?

00:05:12.960 No, that's amazing because, you know, I'm also a huge believer in volume with the crown.

00:05:17.460 I'm going to balance the jaw.

00:05:19.040 Both of us are a couple of jaw girls, right? 0.99

00:05:21.000 My fucking dermatologist goes, let's Botox your jaw because let's be honest, you're getting a little masculine. 1.00

00:05:25.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:05:26.040 You said that to me.

00:05:26.600 okay i might actually require a pen because yeah because so much is popping off that i'm thinking

00:05:34.280 do you mind thank you so much by the way you are allowed to chuckle if something

00:05:38.100 okay i'm just kidding i'm just kidding okay hold on eyes are blue okay kate's i also just want to

00:05:47.820 talk more about your brown eyes and the specificity of their beauty because i never got to poeticize

00:05:52.420 of them and then you just yeah hair and volume at the crown okay so okay okay but yeah okay i have

00:05:59.360 a lot to say yeah so volume of crowns huge for me right oh oh and jaw volume you think this is

00:06:04.640 enough volume at the crown see what's interesting is okay what's interesting is the whole shape of

00:06:13.300 the hair okay is so framing you so well it's interesting that you feel the need to open your

00:06:22.580 eyes wider when you're going for like the beauty shot no but no but but like your natural eye when

00:06:28.420 you're smiling hi absolutely stunning oh my god it's an open window okay you make me feel so

00:06:33.940 beautiful it's you you are you see you're even opening the eye a little more okay okay when it

00:06:42.500 is soft like that you don't need to show white above the iris which is what you're doing every

00:06:46.180 time oh no it's called sampuku we talked about this right no oh my god this is huge i once

00:06:51.520 accused an ex of having sampuku so now another disease syndrome is no it's this it's this thing 0.55

00:06:58.020 i don't know if it's japanese it's something don't look it up on your own time it's like evil people

00:07:03.300 have sampuku and it means that there's white visible across around the iris and it's supposed

00:07:08.700 to be like if you have isn't it just i got scared and i was looking in her eyes and i was like

00:07:14.720 wait hold on i want to know because i want to i want to learn a somatic response okay and feel

00:07:19.860 when it hits for me okay am i have do i have sambuco now sambuco no you don't have okay ready

00:07:25.240 now i'm gonna okay so tell me i'm beautiful like i did to you tell me i'm beautiful you still don't 0.77

00:07:30.100 have sambuco you don't have it you'll never have it you know you can't see whites you can't see

00:07:36.740 whites well i see whites there around the whole thing no not on the bottom exactly that's what

00:07:41.500 sampuku is i think i can do it i know how to do it no you still can't yeah it rotates go okay hold

00:07:47.360 on open it wide let's do it together i actually been freaking out about okay okay that's actually

00:07:52.100 okay but okay i see but that's not that way no wait hold on when i can do it wait hold on are you

00:07:56.860 ready the old the jerry lewis tell me when to tell me when tell me when it hits okay okay i wonder

00:08:04.780 coming down from the top is the answer wait

00:08:06.460 wait it crossed

00:08:10.560 did you see the one where they crossed

00:08:12.420 I didn't know you could

00:08:14.000 that's Sampuku

00:08:16.820 I got it? No. On the bottom?

00:08:19.000 yeah okay there you got it a little bit but it still

00:08:21.000 doesn't count because I believe that what it is

00:08:22.920 Sampuku is at rest. It's natural

00:08:24.660 no of course

00:08:25.680 the devil at rest

00:08:28.500 no exactly the devil at rest

00:08:30.700 is just pure exposed 0.96

00:08:32.080 wait what's a good one my mom likes to do this one

00:08:34.720 okay it's horrible it's like it's this is too much of us being like yeah okay but okay 0.71

00:08:45.620 yeah okay but okay i have a evil eyes demonize hyperthyroidism kate 0.56

00:08:53.000 which can cause the eyes to protrude or you know a little bit nothing crazy i'm not demonizing

00:08:59.820 hypothyroid. I'm saying some people have

00:09:01.580 Sampuku.

00:09:04.280 Do you know that

00:09:05.240 there are some people who supposedly

00:09:07.580 evil takes hold

00:09:09.020 and they literally develop

00:09:11.740 hooves. Develop hooves?

00:09:13.520 Yeah. Late in life? The devil's sign.

00:09:15.840 Well, I know about that.

00:09:17.980 Hooves with the devil?

00:09:19.700 Well, horns too. 0.98

00:09:20.720 Someone might at like 42 gets hooves.

00:09:23.680 I'm just saying

00:09:24.500 I heard a story once from a legitimate source

00:09:26.880 but going and

00:09:28.460 and there was to a mansion to do a service for a very rich woman okay yeah it's dropped off there 0.99

00:09:38.800 it's like a fucking horror movie gets in there they say they're having a problem with their feet 0.84

00:09:43.000 she already senses evil the assistant's evil so no sorry okay something the story actually 0.98

00:09:50.180 it's in a book i think i think it's in one of deborah king's books if it's in the book

00:09:55.540 so you say story i heard meaning you read it in a book i want at first i was trying to i thought

00:10:00.280 it was like okay i see no i was trying to obscure in case i didn't want the whole woman coming for

00:10:04.860 me yeah of course and i'm still afraid okay but anyway i think it was in deborah king's book and

00:10:10.580 she goes to this house and to do a treatment and and you know a healing treatment someone calls

00:10:15.960 her hey i think i'm turning evil can you get over no no no no the evil doesn't do that okay

00:10:20.160 yeah for evil you don't know something wrong i think i'm evil yeah okay i don't know or they

00:10:24.980 go my feet hurt and then full hoves gets there evil she feels the evil from the second she's

00:10:30.440 i think even approaching the house actually someone animated it on youtube maybe she did

00:10:34.820 i don't know anyway the tale and gets there feels the evil whole thing knows it was a bad idea and

00:10:40.020 even kind of is looking at it like did i like did her ego as a healer get the better of her in that

00:10:47.300 this fancy person this rich person said i'll fly you in i'll fly you in whatever the whole thing

00:10:53.160 right right and then and then the ego says you know makes you feel fancy and you go of course

00:10:57.360 realize it was a mistake gets there okay goes up they say they're having a problem their feet

00:11:03.360 pulls the blanket

00:11:05.180 i buy it i buy it too i buy it too turning evil

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00:12:42.760 what do you think about dogs being off leash in public because i have a huge issue first of all

00:12:50.460 first of all i have a friend i have a friend this is unbelievable to me i have a friend dear friend

00:12:55.180 an old friend who works who's um a doctor essentially she's a pa physician's assistant 0.95

00:13:00.480 right she fucking put she sent me a picture smiling face puffed up bite mark in her face 0.99

00:13:08.360 from a dog 1.00

00:13:08.880 was bitten in the face

00:13:10.760 by a dog

00:13:11.340 by an off leash dog

00:13:12.680 who came for her friend's dog

00:13:14.420 she picked up her friend's dog

00:13:15.580 leaned down to pick it up

00:13:16.860 to protect it

00:13:16.980 the two

00:13:17.800 got in the way 1.00

00:13:18.580 the two dogs 1.00

00:13:19.240 bit her face 1.00

00:13:20.040 if I were bit in the face 0.98

00:13:21.340 by a dog 0.97

00:13:21.880 I will see you in court

00:13:23.140 yeah

00:13:23.580 okay

00:13:24.400 I'm going for the jugular

00:13:25.780 to say

00:13:26.260 I'll see you in court

00:13:27.800 well because I'll see how fun

00:13:28.820 that would be

00:13:29.420 imagine

00:13:30.300 and by the way

00:13:30.920 the first time someone said it

00:13:31.880 genius

00:13:32.520 think about that

00:13:33.540 I know I know

00:13:34.380 okay the first time someone said it

00:13:35.360 they were

00:13:35.660 that's a joke

00:13:36.640 like that's a funny thing

00:13:38.400 Imagine.

00:13:38.980 Yeah.

00:13:39.200 It's not like it's I'm going to sue you or whatever.

00:13:40.940 Like, like my dad was the isolated in court guy.

00:13:44.100 Yeah.

00:13:44.760 Really?

00:13:45.180 No, I'm just saying.

00:13:45.680 Oh, yeah.

00:13:46.540 Yeah.

00:13:46.780 My dad invented it.

00:13:47.740 First one.

00:13:48.180 I'll see you in court.

00:13:48.520 Richard Lewis.

00:13:49.220 But from hell.

00:13:50.020 Yeah.

00:13:50.420 Exactly.

00:13:51.900 Yeah.

00:13:52.460 But wait.

00:13:54.700 Oh, wait.

00:13:55.000 So I'll see you in court.

00:13:55.800 OK, hold on.

00:13:56.180 If you're bit by the dog off leash.

00:13:57.560 Well, I don't like it because I don't need to see your dog run the street.

00:14:00.420 You screaming and crying.

00:14:01.240 I like seeing a dog free and experiencing.

00:14:03.880 Not on the street.

00:14:04.460 No, no.

00:14:04.720 So today I was on a hike.

00:14:06.480 OK.

00:14:07.460 Dogs.

00:14:07.940 being wild and free on the path i go this is cute they're small they're fine i see medium dogs

00:14:13.920 starting to be free and wild on the path i go play with fire but i'm still okay with it because i'm

00:14:17.940 afraid of dogs because i'm not crazy because i have reverence for nature and that they are wild

00:14:22.400 animals and i see them and i go they're going for the jugular although they're going to do a full

00:14:26.640 jugular extraction when they see me i'm not sure they are wild animals though because what is the

00:14:30.940 definition for wild they're semi-wild they've literally been domesticated through a thousand

00:14:36.340 and rounds of reading but this is like the chimp thing people with their chimps right and it's like 0.99

00:14:39.640 fuck you well yeah the people with the chimps well the chimp girls are crazy yeah begging for 1.00

00:14:45.080 their face to be gone yeah yeah and well that's what they're doing ask me ask me it's death by 1.00

00:14:50.040 it's it's a slow self harm buy a chimp love it for 40 years yeah yeah get your face ripped off 1.00

00:14:59.020 at the end yeah you know what i mean completes the cycle yeah yeah yeah no no completing the 0.99

00:15:05.240 cycle is having

00:15:05.840 the friend's face 0.85

00:15:06.520 ripped off

00:15:07.060 and then having

00:15:07.540 do I feel us

00:15:08.300 going audience

00:15:09.020 word

00:15:09.400 we slowly

00:15:11.480 turn into

00:15:12.020 I was like

00:15:13.400 that's funny stuff

00:15:14.340 like

00:15:14.600 we're going here

00:15:16.180 we felt it

00:15:17.420 you know what I think

00:15:18.000 is actually good

00:15:18.520 for the show

00:15:19.320 we can each have

00:15:19.980 a little

00:15:20.260 notepad with that

00:15:21.420 totally

00:15:21.860 empower you

00:15:22.860 not me in control

00:15:25.320 but the off

00:15:25.580 leash dog

00:15:26.740 the instrument

00:15:27.440 of the state

00:15:28.260 yeah yeah

00:15:29.360 I saw a partial 1.00

00:15:30.440 I saw a German

00:15:31.120 shepherd off leash

00:15:31.900 I go 1.00

00:15:32.220 get your German 1.00

00:15:33.420 shepherd 1.00

00:15:33.900 i want two leashes because i've seen a german shepherd bite through a leash

00:15:38.380 no one's safe with them really i know they're sweet other than those they were trained to

00:15:43.340 protect kate of course i've had very sweet experiences with pit bulls okay also how

00:15:46.980 dare you because literally those those those german shepherds they leap off of helicopters

00:15:51.500 into water to save to save lives human lives okay there are some of there i believe german

00:15:58.340 shepherds are doing some of the the heavy lifting the heavy lifting okay you're gonna

00:16:02.580 be saved by a german shepherd when they potentially dragged ashore sweet okay anyway go on i think i

00:16:10.540 watched sorry i interrupted you but i watched uh i think i watched a documentary about the training

00:16:14.980 and then the ones who don't they retrieve in the water right a stick okay not a person well i think

00:16:21.700 any dog can be trained something that it can pull i'll just say today on the hike dogs were off leash

00:16:28.460 she was okay because they were being joyful and separate from me yeah and they weren't huge and

00:16:33.400 ferocious but they are partially wild and my friend was distracted in the face distracted

00:16:37.660 by your beauty again oh my god i love it i was in ross okay i was in ross goods yeah i go i was

00:16:45.100 just like us i know i was in there i go i go well i literally thought to myself i go i go like could

00:16:52.420 you be a big star and walk around in here and like just as would it marketing would it no as

00:17:00.060 like to get the word out would it read oh no like would you even would you be recognized okay if

00:17:05.720 you if you're dressed what would a star be recognized in there or would you just go that

00:17:09.820 guy looks like that Brad Pitt okay because I got it and I go in there and I'm walking through and

00:17:13.940 I go is this low self-esteem okay that I'm in the store right yeah but it was because first I went

00:17:19.600 It's a back country that when I was promoting at the Grove and I was looking for a bathing

00:17:23.760 suit, I thought maybe they'd have something.

00:17:25.120 They didn't.

00:17:25.800 Now it's moved on to winter.

00:17:27.260 I got a bathing suit at TJ Maxx.

00:17:29.020 Well, this is what I'm saying.

00:17:30.080 OK, I was like, I bet Ross has 19.

00:17:33.600 They pay you 40.

00:17:34.980 Yeah.

00:17:36.360 They go in there.

00:17:37.440 $15.99.

00:17:38.140 You go in there and.

00:17:41.020 Chris noticed he believes they've doubled the racks.

00:17:43.900 So you know how narrow it is when you're walking between two racks of clothing there.

00:17:47.120 It's got half that.

00:17:48.600 now it's even smaller but wait wait take me back take me back where were we wait oh yeah volume

00:17:52.440 of the crown yeah so the thing is like technically speaking now it's not flat okay you have enough

00:17:56.560 texture to whatever meanwhile but the entirety of the framing is working the entirety of the 0.80

00:18:02.740 framing is working yeah wow fuck and i thought i needed it's my right eye like profoundly more 0.64

00:18:11.900 open than the the left no you know that's one of those by the way energetic things you can work on 0.98

00:18:18.540 through breath work i believe what okay so because i i do feel like like okay one face lifting

00:18:25.900 one side of the take a look at that right and then take a look at her okay and do you ever

00:18:30.660 look at someone and go let me check out the two sides and go and i go which which is like one side

00:18:34.660 is sad oh yeah like one side one side holds the pain the other is like the ego or something i mean

00:18:39.560 i just i don't i'm not saying that's a thing but you know you go where's the pain okay i think my

00:18:45.300 pain is held on this side let me look wait you're too conscious i think yeah yeah you're you're i'm

00:18:57.340 going pain energy is shoveling pain into that i'm not even seeing no i'm seeing neither it's like

00:19:01.460 it's like the all right what about me the pain is evenly distributed yeah exactly yes i actually

00:19:06.840 couldn't find any all right ready okay weirdly I think your pain is your left side maybe because

00:19:17.600 you're making it like a kind of like an intense face go to the other one I don't think either

00:19:24.980 side I'm not seeing maybe it's in photos photos aren't real though true photos photos are not real

00:19:32.440 left hand nostril okay i think if you do if you really get your alternate nostril breathing i

00:19:39.380 know together something's always a little bit stuck well they say it's clear passes every two 0.92

00:19:44.300 hours which one is the open one what the fuck are you talking about every two hours breathing in 0.90

00:19:50.360 every two hours one nasal passage or sinus is like more open than the other i've recently 1.00

00:19:56.420 i was taking off eye makeup the other day and i go i just wait are you fucking i just exhaled 0.96

00:20:00.700 through my eye i was like i can move my eyeball that much wait like i was taking off my different 0.99

00:20:06.260 issue and i saw my eye rolling around in the socket i go okay is it getting looser in there

00:20:09.820 what's going on i feel like they used to be like stuck like all of a sudden moving more that's

00:20:14.280 that's good i think loose eyeball

00:20:16.660 like lubed eyeball give it your eye and you can hear it it's like

00:20:22.140 like that is really no that sounds like dehydration there's like or there's a fourth

00:20:27.080 of an inch between the eye on all sides just a fourth of an inch well anytime they show i love

00:20:33.660 it in a horror movie obviously for anatomy reasons right but like you know when the eye socket pop

00:20:38.180 when it pops out of the eye socket and all those nerves and the whole thing but wait but wait i

00:20:42.760 just recently tried something that involved eyes i'm trying to remember what it was and involved

00:20:45.720 the muscles of the eyes oh i know what it was addicted to lumify i know what it was okay this

00:20:50.980 this instagram thing was telling me to stretch the eye muscles by the way you can strengthen

00:20:55.800 in them there are muscles because it has to do with sight too with sight too so look away yeah

00:21:00.440 yeah but also okay to the side to the side oh i don't like it yes because the muscle is weak 0.99

00:21:08.960 oh fuck me so hold it until it burns and see what happens it makes me want to throw up i don't like 0.99

00:21:14.440 it yeah i feel a little nauseous too really but i already oh fuck i don't like that are you sure 1.00

00:21:20.720 okay so i'm positive okay okay i gotta work on posture if we're gonna be a video cast okay 0.97

00:21:28.620 hold on hold on are you ready wait i need gloves up to here yeah that could be good for us well

00:21:34.540 i mean arm work i can't see my eyes are such shit i have to get them well this is what i'm trying to

00:21:42.580 tell you okay hold on are you ready look so so the other thing is so instead of doing that try 0.85

00:21:46.900 this one okay to stretch them you're gonna be shocked by this principle okay but slowly turn

00:21:51.660 your head but keep your eyes on me classic now no right right eyes here okay you know what this is

00:21:58.820 then you're stretching it ew i don't like the way it feels i can't explain it yeah you're feeling

00:22:03.860 the same thing yeah well actually you look unlike yourself right really like this yeah

00:22:13.340 Is it the eyes?

00:22:14.480 I think it must be.

00:22:16.180 Left side?

00:22:16.940 Wait.

00:22:18.200 That's my bad side.

00:22:18.940 You're looking at my bad side.

00:22:19.640 No, let me see the other side.

00:22:20.440 Oh, this is my bad side.

00:22:23.900 What about knowing your angles, that concept?

00:22:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:26.400 Do you believe in that?

00:22:27.340 Yeah.

00:22:27.920 It's like, because the angles.

00:22:31.160 Sorry, I just briefly spaced out because I remembered that I figured something out, like

00:22:35.300 lying there, where I was like, if you had a circle, but it was moving and you kept going

00:22:39.460 around that circle.

00:22:40.360 Yeah.

00:22:40.640 Okay.

00:22:40.940 But it was moving.

00:22:41.700 Yeah.

00:22:42.000 You're getting like a wave.

00:22:44.740 What do you mean kept going?

00:22:45.520 I don't know.

00:22:46.280 It's nearly impossible for me to explain.

00:22:48.760 Okay.

00:22:49.300 But I'm like, it's like, like I was lying there almost going like, I was doing something

00:22:59.720 in my, oh wait, you know what?

00:23:01.440 Last night I started choreographing in bed and my eyes closed.

00:23:05.360 Choreographing dance?

00:23:06.200 Yes.

00:23:07.220 And I had a couple of huge realizations about dance.

00:23:09.380 Like what?

00:23:09.660 i can only feel the like that was that was one of my moves okay it's hard to explain okay but

00:23:15.780 and then my other realization was i can't remember now i want to see in the circle

00:23:21.400 okay i'm because i'm not even quite accessing what it was i discovered it was like

00:23:26.700 i think i know yeah it's too hard to explain i'll work on it privately and come back with it

00:23:40.300 okay so wait hold on but but kate the eyes the eyes the eyes the eyes the eyes okay

00:23:46.180 strengthening what was i learning what was i gonna say wait oh sorry can kate um also get

00:23:56.040 a piece of paper great oh yeah i love it thank you um because i want to go back to several things

00:24:04.360 including well the big shock you also think my hair is brown

00:24:10.920 okay light brown it's up for debate red what are you gonna say not red dirty blonde strawberry

00:24:22.840 No, I think what a lot of people would call it is auburn.

00:24:28.360 No, I know that's nuanced.

00:24:30.320 I know.

00:24:30.900 But you don't think you and me have the same hair color?

00:24:35.460 No, I guess I have darker than you.

00:24:37.460 The fact that you don't know that instantly.

00:24:40.160 You know what I'm realizing?

00:24:41.040 Yeah.

00:24:41.520 You've never seen me.

00:24:42.380 No, even more devastating.

00:24:46.460 I've been walking through my life thinking I have an eye for detail.

00:24:51.940 i don't i thought i noticed things because i go well i'm absorbing i'm i can't see stuff

00:24:59.800 i walked by my old house where i lived for 4 000 years okay talking to my old neighbor i go oh they

00:25:07.700 totally changed the thing here he she goes no it changed with no it was always there what changed

00:25:12.840 was your mind me also it might be an add thing being unable to find stuff i'm actually becoming

00:25:18.420 to rely on my partner to locate things in the home well it's gone it's gone where is it it's

00:25:22.180 gone well it's permanently gone well it's permanently that's the actually the part in

00:25:25.720 my purse change okay yeah that's all wait you turned towards them again your chair is on a

00:25:31.260 diagonal don't you think you should move your chair to support the endeavor okay i'll be telling

00:25:39.240 you about it i mean you didn't go all the way but that's okay this more sleep makes you more tired

00:25:46.500 well i know i know it to a certain extent i know it at 16 hours but like i i want i wish i could

00:25:53.800 understand why i felt rested this morning when i woke up oh here's a question here's a fundamental

00:25:57.540 question about life feeling rested in the morning everyone's waking up tired right like do what i 0.71

00:26:06.060 mean like even if you're like okay sometime maybe a few fucking times a year you wake up you go 0.75

00:26:11.140 oh my god you're just like it's that myth it's that mystical impossible to understand thing 0.89

00:26:17.680 where you feel like basically you're visited by an angel it's like angel sleep like somebody like

00:26:22.300 an angel came and wrapped its wings and you completely slept you wake up right but like

00:26:27.980 this morning i woke up i felt rested i felt like i mean you're still tired everyone's still tired

00:26:36.660 in the morning no this is oh no well here's people like this thing waking up like that

00:26:43.620 excited well and that's a different question i'm not excited but you mean are you waking up like

00:26:49.140 this all right you're ready to go so because i'm always i've kind of realized in part that a lot

00:26:55.500 has changed has all hell broken loose tell me no okay okay go ahead i had to know yeah

00:27:05.720 okay okay okay okay go ahead um oh yeah it's it's it's the very it's the it's vast variable

00:27:16.220 attention variable attention something something sleep what sleep waking up tired go you've

00:27:22.100 changed this is terrifying i haven't changed a pen what this yeah it's all i'm saying

00:27:27.240 about sleep we go back waking up tired oh yeah okay so

00:27:32.360 i realized why am i still drinking coffee when i am wide awake in the morning okay so i'm going

00:27:42.040 when always essentially anxious i don't know last few years i feel like i i'm like i'm awake how

00:27:51.040 many hours you sleep are you getting i don't know it's about you it's only haunted by the fact i

00:27:54.340 don't know average what's your average bedtime you've been up early eight i don't know eight to

00:27:59.640 nine yeah no no i mean hours no i know because like oh wait did i go to sleep i had it

00:28:05.000 well traditionally i was always 13 hours was what i needed to feel rested so i'd go to bed

00:28:13.360 going an hour plus what time it is now look you're waking up rested and still drinking coffee i know

00:28:19.780 that feeling some mornings where you wake up and you go why am i doing what am i doing i'm also

00:28:23.640 waking up anxious i mean that's the other thing i don't know about rested but waking up like

00:28:26.780 waking up like oh you know oh god okay you should eat before coffee they go eat 20 grams of protein

00:28:32.800 and then have coffee it's like wait what did we realize earlier was the thing that the first time 0.55

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00:30:27.380 Have you ever bookmarked a recipe in a web browser?

00:30:30.780 Imagine.

00:30:31.920 Imagine.

00:30:32.860 Well, web browser.

00:30:33.680 Because it's hell.

00:30:34.400 By the way, laptops, computer?

00:30:36.540 Yeah, computer in the kitchen, by the way.

00:30:38.100 computer about to go

00:30:39.280 well

00:30:39.980 phone computer

00:30:40.640 by the way

00:30:41.380 I need

00:30:42.460 fresh

00:30:43.520 did you hear about this

00:30:44.720 no

00:30:45.080 first of all

00:30:45.360 Mark Zuckerberg

00:30:46.240 has had like

00:30:46.660 full reconstructive surgery

00:30:47.760 I think

00:30:48.440 have you seen this

00:30:49.020 what on the face

00:30:49.600 face body

00:30:50.720 everything

00:30:51.300 like oh well sure

00:30:51.960 if you're

00:30:52.420 if you're like that rich

00:30:53.400 what did he retain

00:30:54.260 because if money's no object

00:30:55.500 you're going

00:30:55.840 hey

00:30:56.280 I want a new face

00:30:57.260 I want a new body

00:30:58.020 I'll do anything

00:30:58.840 you hire people 0.99

00:30:59.900 to come drag you out of bed

00:31:00.960 imagine just going

00:31:01.760 they're doing surgery

00:31:02.740 imagine just going

00:31:03.500 going

00:31:03.840 everything but the spine

00:31:05.380 switch it up

00:31:07.340 yeah

00:31:07.880 And they go, spines looking a little twisty.

00:31:09.860 And you go, fine, put in something new there.

00:31:11.580 He looks, he's, by the way, jacked.

00:31:13.360 I think he looks, he looks, by the way, truly better.

00:31:16.580 No.

00:31:17.140 Oh, yeah.

00:31:17.620 I was looking at it.

00:31:18.500 I was like, that reminds me. 1.00

00:31:19.700 Bastard. 0.99

00:31:20.020 And I was like, you're like, oh, fine. 0.98

00:31:22.100 No, he's been, like, he truly got, because I'm like, oh, of course.

00:31:25.460 He's a stylist.

00:31:26.520 He has someone who's like, hey, we're going to fully change your face.

00:31:28.720 I know the photo you saw.

00:31:30.020 Here's your new.

00:31:30.640 Because I saw it too, but I don't remember where I saw it.

00:31:32.540 He's like jawed out.

00:31:33.520 And he's like, he would slip.

00:31:34.300 My name is, he's completely transformed.

00:31:37.600 Because I go, oh, my God, I will follow you to the end.

00:31:40.360 Like, it's like the thing of, like, just naturally, like, we bristle at the ugly.

00:31:45.040 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

00:31:45.660 Like, this thing, like, Mark Zuckerberg, who I'm like, well, you're fucking, I hold you 1.00

00:31:48.800 in contempt, you techno-fascist bitch. 1.00

00:31:50.460 You stole our lives. 1.00

00:31:51.440 And then you hit follow.

00:31:52.060 And then he looks a little better.

00:31:52.960 I go, okay.

00:31:55.400 Like, like, like, Jeff Bezos also used to be.

00:31:57.980 Did he do something?

00:31:59.240 Have you seen early photos of Jeff Bezos?

00:32:00.740 No, I didn't know that you looked at photos of Jeff Bezos at all.

00:32:03.360 I get a little fascinated with this man, yeah.

00:32:04.240 I'm like, you can track your name come out of your mouth.

00:32:06.840 Jeff?

00:32:07.020 If you were like, well, you know, I've heard everyone goes, oh, no, I know what you're

00:32:10.400 going to say.

00:32:12.400 I've been close.

00:32:13.480 He's a bookkeeper.

00:32:14.360 I've heard people go, go, go, you know, he'll remember your name.

00:32:18.560 No, Jeff Bezos.

00:32:19.460 This is the way he goes.

00:32:20.300 Jeff Bezos.

00:32:20.700 You meet him.

00:32:21.240 Hey, what's up?

00:32:22.880 I'm I can't think of a face.

00:32:24.680 Jeff.

00:32:25.320 Oh, here's what makes.

00:32:28.880 Hi, I'm Jeff Bezos.

00:32:29.880 No, no. 1.00

00:32:30.140 So you be you be some girl at a party. 0.87

00:32:32.000 All right, fine.

00:32:32.540 Introdu yourself to me.

00:32:33.320 Hi, I'm Natasha.

00:32:34.820 Natasha.

00:32:35.760 Nice to meet you.

00:32:37.020 three hours past at the party okay okay well let me try jeff bezos no no three hours later

00:32:41.400 let's make it four and a half okay everyone's had wine here's jeff bezos leaving the party

00:32:47.220 okay you're natasha yeah i okay i know and you're barely passing me in the hallway i'm looking for

00:32:51.940 my valet ticket natasha it was great to meet you have a great night there it is okay and then she

00:32:58.220 goes home dreaming of jeff okay okay she goes home going and that's how you that's how you

00:33:05.320 built an empire he remembered right this person that i know his name by the way because i feel

00:33:11.020 like it's that but that locks in sure it does he goes he goes natasha hi how's your mom actually

00:33:17.040 it's not just the name you need another detail you need a life detail in there and you got to

00:33:20.440 make sure that you don't trot out the same detail year after year see i have these moments where i'm

00:33:24.820 like i'm like i shall accrue i shall accrue power i don't mean accrue power oh there there's okay

00:33:30.580 Of course.

00:33:30.780 I just mean a sense of consciousness about the day.

00:33:33.240 By the way, they've got clothes.

00:33:33.740 Jeff goes home and takes off his shoes.

00:33:35.160 Really?

00:33:35.640 Hoods. 1.00

00:33:36.360 Yeah.

00:33:36.780 Salt of the earth.

00:33:38.160 Well, ultimately, who is the salt of the earth?

00:33:40.440 The devil.

00:33:41.300 Right?

00:33:42.620 What?

00:33:44.820 I mean, I'm kind of going for it.

00:33:46.400 I don't know.

00:33:46.540 Salting the earth?

00:33:47.460 No, I mean more like...

00:33:51.240 I don't know much about Satanism.

00:33:54.340 By the way, I don't know much about Jeff.

00:33:55.480 He wants to invite us to the island where all the people go.

00:33:58.580 Oh, I can see it so easy.

00:33:59.540 you're just a doll you know that's so scary but wait he's a book no but i think there's a funny

00:34:03.560 angle on him he's a bookkeeper i mean he's sorry i got it wrong you know trying i said it earlier

00:34:07.600 you're gonna you're gonna freak out early pictures he's a bookshop boy yeah he's on his desk him

00:34:12.780 books but 99 cents books for sale yeah yeah you could like no you can go like i mean you i i can

00:34:21.760 weep in the night see this is this is what's crass about me i can weep in the night move by a brand

00:34:26.940 by Brands Ascension.

00:34:29.180 I can weep in the night

00:34:30.040 even for Netflix.

00:34:31.380 Do we weep for Siete? 0.99

00:34:33.900 Oh, I thought you meant

00:34:34.820 they fell.

00:34:35.880 No, Siete was acquired

00:34:36.780 by Pepsi.

00:34:37.680 What?

00:34:38.200 Oh, yeah.

00:34:38.500 So this is a big thing I saw

00:34:39.700 because I've been very good.

00:34:41.100 I've been very off Instagram.

00:34:42.360 OK,

00:34:43.060 I'm going to have to come back

00:34:44.440 on it, I guess,

00:34:45.060 for you guys.

00:34:45.820 But I saw Siete

00:34:47.660 was acquired by Pepsi.

00:34:48.700 Everyone's going,

00:34:49.260 oh, my God,

00:34:49.780 the original recipe.

00:34:50.660 Is it going to be sacrificed?

00:34:51.500 Are they going to be using

00:34:52.140 canola oil?

00:34:53.400 All this fear.

00:34:54.740 Do you weep for Siete?

00:34:55.760 Because family run business.

00:34:56.940 right yeah that's the whole thing let's get a family whatever yeah and now they're going

00:35:00.340 merry christmas and they're they have a crazy christmas this year oh oh sorry i had a little

00:35:06.320 pain look at my notes yeah now what's that square i don't know it was you trying to circle an idea

00:35:12.980 i think i don't mean circle a note of an idea i mean well that's ritual act yeah like let's see

00:35:19.180 if i let's see if i can scan you no is this what it is oh like

00:35:21.640 oh wait scan me no what does this do it's like a lie detector lie detector no i went to a psychic

00:35:28.480 once and she was like who is like they get oh well well some people utilize so like you know

00:35:35.780 tyler henry he he scribbles right and it's just like i mean i won't try to know anything about

00:35:40.620 his experience but but it's like it's just i think it's sort of a like a way of doing something that

00:35:46.220 isn't doing something and it's not like it i mean he might be like did you have gravel in your house

00:35:49.820 growing up and the path to your house no yeah i just got gravel all right hold on let's try this

00:35:54.700 this is great okay okay because most people don't try to read people they know well but this could

00:35:58.700 be interesting all right ready all right who's going first or simultaneous no i think we gotta

00:36:02.660 go one at a time all right you want to read me first who's nick nick okay so it's not gonna work

00:36:10.660 i know too much about you i do love christmas you know it's so crazy you know so much my best

00:36:14.320 friends yeah didn't know the color of your eyes didn't know the color of your hair it's crazy

00:36:18.060 a cop comes we found her by the way she's five eight has five eight blue eyes auburn hair yeah

00:36:22.820 yeah and they go and you and you go you yeah hit her oh through lack of knowledge yeah yeah

00:36:29.120 it's so creepy that's such a creepy sorry freight you i like this as a movie our movie

00:36:37.640 you hid her scary right right i got scared halloween's coming up sure you know what i

00:36:45.820 think i'm gonna do buy i think i'm in the market for a skeleton yeah come in

00:36:52.520 hell yeah thank you thank you very much oh my god hi dog

00:36:58.380 for another day yeah nice i like the idea of delivery and it's just always a delivery

00:37:07.420 i just want to say that i love being on video haven't seen wait you know it's a shock you

00:37:13.080 you've had visibility

00:37:15.340 of the monitor. No, I haven't looked.

00:37:17.520 Oh, really? I haven't been looking. I really

00:37:19.540 haven't. Also because the black background,

00:37:21.480 you know, the hair could disappear. Everything's up for 1.00

00:37:23.220 the station and change. The beauty

00:37:25.700 today. Stop. It's always

00:37:27.700 by the...

00:37:28.700 And by the way, I like how you always

00:37:31.220 instantly, essentially destroy it.

00:37:33.320 You don't make a funny face. I know.

00:37:35.360 You make a mask of beauty. Posing.

00:37:38.040 Posing's a huge issue.

00:37:39.460 It's like...

00:37:43.080 it um wait i want to read you okay hold on okay hold on yeah try channel channel human design we

00:37:50.140 haven't talked about human design or we kind of have okay wait who cares all right okay go are

00:37:54.420 you looking into my future or what no but yeah let's focus it all right hold on why don't we

00:37:58.880 look at why don't why don't i look at yeah what do you want to look at career no i want to look at

00:38:06.040 i want here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna oh no i know what i'm gonna do it because i think i can

00:38:09.640 actually do this okay what i'm gonna attempt to scan your body oh that scares you yeah because

00:38:15.460 for energetic i'm not gonna not for like go go okay wait i'm moving up the arm okay i got something

00:38:21.140 where okay right in the middle no a little lower i felt like something i hit hit something in there

00:38:26.720 interesting okay like a like a knob okay hold on all right let me keep going wait actually

00:38:33.860 I'm going to try to see clairvoyantly with my eyes open and relax the gaze.

00:38:42.740 They're crossing, but I think that might help me.

00:38:44.340 Wait, hold on.

00:38:46.100 Okay.

00:38:49.540 No, I know what I want to do.

00:38:51.060 Look for it.

00:38:51.660 Try to find a spirit guide or something for you.

00:38:53.620 Okay, great.

00:38:54.040 That's fun.

00:38:54.400 So let's both like essentially look over each other's shoulder.

00:38:57.020 Try to call one in.

00:38:57.960 Okay, yeah.

00:38:59.640 Okay, try to call one in for each other and see if we can pick anything up.

00:39:03.860 okay and by the way the reason i had that idea is because what i thought i saw something just now

00:39:10.500 or something popped into my awareness for me yeah oh who got who got an older man good tall oh

00:39:19.440 kind of

00:39:22.240 seeing him sort of like raking up on the beach or raking like kind of raking or

00:39:31.680 kind of like keep

00:39:33.180 with a rake

00:39:33.900 yeah like a

00:39:34.760 kind of like

00:39:35.700 have we ever

00:39:37.420 not a groundskeeper

00:39:38.400 that would have 0.99

00:39:38.860 a foolish question 0.96

00:39:39.540 but I'm in LA 0.97

00:39:40.440 we've never been to

00:39:41.000 LA beach together

00:39:41.740 I don't think so

00:39:44.020 that's crazy

00:39:44.740 I think the

00:39:46.380 let's look at this

00:39:48.000 I kind of feel it

00:39:49.040 coursing through my blood

00:39:49.820 140 milligrams of caffeine

00:39:51.660 how much is in a celsius

00:39:52.760 they don't tell you

00:39:59.660 and you gotta wonder why

00:40:01.680 illegal amounts of caffeine

00:40:04.940 where is it

00:40:06.760 oh here we go

00:40:07.720 still don't see it

00:40:11.200 hold on

00:40:11.700 you hid her

00:40:14.900 I'm just picturing you hiding my body

00:40:17.680 oh my god

00:40:19.240 you hiding my body out back

00:40:20.600 do you ever fear getting framed for murder

00:40:24.400 maybe it's an OCD thing

00:40:25.680 yes

00:40:26.360 yeah I've taken action accordingly

00:40:30.080 to avoid it

00:40:31.680 In certain moments.

00:40:32.660 Caffeine content, 200 milligrams.

00:40:34.900 Really?

00:40:35.620 And this has 140.

00:40:38.540 Interesting.

00:40:40.600 All right, so I want to circle back.

00:40:43.660 Okay, you ready?

00:40:44.900 A couple ideas.

00:40:46.600 Okay.

00:40:47.340 One, some think my hair is all burn.

00:40:49.940 Okay?

00:40:50.400 It's up for debate.

00:40:51.240 It has a lot of red.

00:40:52.440 Like, does your hair look different in the summertime after the sun?

00:40:54.860 Yeah, I have blonde red streaks.

00:40:56.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:57.040 Okay.

00:40:58.080 My eyes are not brown. 1.00

00:41:00.800 Shit. 0.99

00:41:01.200 so just 1.00

00:41:01.800 yeah we're fucked 0.99

00:41:02.740 it's a shock 1.00

00:41:03.400 yeah

00:41:03.880 you just think we're two 1.00

00:41:04.960 brown eyed brown haired girls 1.00

00:41:06.260 I thought we're two brown haired 1.00

00:41:07.280 to me next to you

00:41:08.240 I think of myself as this

00:41:09.640 like practical blonde

00:41:11.160 like in relation 0.97

00:41:12.200 you know what I mean

00:41:13.380 like there's the dark haired one

00:41:15.500 and the light haired one

00:41:16.340 even though my hair is pretty dark

00:41:17.480 it's crazy to me

00:41:17.980 wow

00:41:18.420 I was on Canva the app

00:41:20.500 you know that I design things on a lot

00:41:22.140 oh yeah

00:41:22.840 that I do design work on

00:41:24.200 yeah yeah

00:41:24.640 I bet you can invent a new color

00:41:26.340 and then I

00:41:27.240 a new one on the spectrum

00:41:28.600 just new color

00:41:29.000 that hasn't been found

00:41:29.560 yeah yeah

00:41:29.940 i feel like you could find one that means a lot

00:41:33.300 find one that's been ignored you know i think you could find a new color 0.91

00:41:39.560 you should do it you should present a new color to the public holy shit you know what i mean yes 0.86

00:41:46.400 now do you mean somewhere along the wheel that just hasn't gotten a lot of love yeah 0.81

00:41:50.880 so sweet have a big presenting and the curtain comes down yeah and i go this is glue glue or 0.99

00:41:57.400 whatever yeah this is gleaner licentia yeah wait licentia what is that that's like sex sexual 0.98

00:42:04.560 licentious oh this is licentia okay yeah blue glue glue wait hold on wait what would the color be 0.97

00:42:14.460 i want to say it'd be a little bit oh wait this is fun don't don't do it yet don't do it yet okay

00:42:19.600 what's the color that i bring to the people you can see it but is it our is it is your brain just

00:42:25.980 locking it down did you find a new color i saw something that was kind of for you on the purple

00:42:29.700 green scale well no i just when you go i got it i immediately saw a kind of pale lilac wow mine

00:42:37.200 for you is darker now i'm interesting now i am obviously referencing colors that already exist

00:42:42.800 yeah but the idea of discovering new color is that you can discover a new color everyone goes

00:42:49.500 well we know all the colors but also we know there are new there are no new ideas on this earth

00:42:54.720 meaning it's all well i mean you know yeah yeah the caffeine is starting to cross my eyes but

00:43:01.080 yeah i just mean i sure do i know exactly what you mean i know exactly and yet somehow and yet

00:43:05.880 somehow newness emerges and yet somehow invention is possible you can't discover a new color and

00:43:13.180 present it to the public i think

00:43:16.180 no i mean i do think it would require though though i think it would require

00:43:22.120 it's I hate to be this limited in my thinking is so not me but I think I guess what it's caused

00:43:28.500 me to think is that somewhere along the color wheel there's some stuff getting neglected well

00:43:32.400 for sure like when you drag that thing around where you can make like don't worry about this

00:43:35.480 area yeah well yeah yeah like just north of mustard between like mustard and brown they're

00:43:40.020 not having it yeah you know like look you can that's what the 70s color of the spectrum yeah 0.81

00:43:43.700 just kidding it's fucking rigged yeah yeah you're gonna you're gonna pick the card you're gonna 0.98

00:43:49.140 pick a fucking three of clubs you're gonna go what's the craziest color i can pick neon yellow 0.99

00:43:52.960 yeah by the way neon that's a discovery neon colors what i know as if lit from within so 0.99

00:44:02.460 what's going on there like i don't know because it's not like somewhere along the wheel they have

00:44:09.160 like neon is a element i believe yeah right and that it causes a certain kind of iridescence or

00:44:17.540 something right right you know whatever so then but so I think what's happening is yellow on the

00:44:25.440 spectrum if you go if you go to yellow it looks kind of like a highlighter right yeah I think

00:44:28.880 you're remembering having seen neon looking like that color and so you're forcing neon

00:44:35.180 perspective onto it by the way I was doing zoom therapy another devastating blow to the brain

00:44:41.540 post-COVID, but I guess

00:44:43.000 just like missing therapy in person.

00:44:45.560 Oh, yeah.

00:44:46.720 Talking to my therapist.

00:44:47.760 I was going, I had it.

00:44:48.600 And then about 20 minutes in,

00:44:50.020 she goes, I'm sorry,

00:44:50.820 I have to stop you.

00:44:51.600 Is that a knife?

00:44:52.820 She thought that I was doing therapy

00:44:54.020 with a knife going.

00:44:55.360 No.

00:44:57.580 She very, very seriously.

00:44:59.080 She goes, is that a knife?

00:45:01.200 I was like, it's a pen.

00:45:04.860 And then what did she say?

00:45:06.460 She laughed.

00:45:06.880 Because you know what you should have said?

00:45:07.800 Oh.

00:45:08.320 Why did you think it was a knife?

00:45:09.800 You should have thrown that back

00:45:10.720 at her 10 times yeah you want to get really into it she thinks i have a knife imagine this doing

00:45:16.020 therapy with a knife she thought i was doing that how long did you think you were doing it for

00:45:23.100 is this the same one five minutes is this the one you've had for a while less than a year actually

00:45:28.580 a year okay my union okay it's the same one yeah i thought maybe they told you to move on or

00:45:34.120 something well i moved on for my last one did a big closing session big hug yeah okay the triangle

00:45:38.800 of youth I saw this on a thing it was like it's hell what's the triangle of youth it's this

00:45:46.220 okay it's the triangle reverse they're like the triangle it's so sick the information out there

00:45:54.780 they're like the triangle reverses in life it flips they're like they're like they're like

00:46:00.040 you're like you're this you're like you're ready for life okay yeah yeah and then it's like life

00:46:04.980 comes at you yeah okay okay and then just falling to the earth your cheeks are just headed to the

00:46:15.400 grave i know they're making their way towards the earth yeah by the way it makes perfect sense yeah

00:46:20.140 it's actually beautiful it's actually beautiful and that's why and then down to the earth ash

00:46:25.280 by the way let's release the spirit skyward i gotta tell you something i'm sorry i've been 1.00

00:46:29.180 the lord has sent me the last like a couple weeks seeing some like really fucking cool women in 0.99

00:46:34.140 their 70s with like full wrinkles gorgeous vivian westwood style like yes fucking rocks oh yeah 1.00

00:46:40.520 although the as and i know you know this but no it's just devastating because like but they're 0.72

00:46:46.420 also it's the thing yeah well yeah and also like and i don't want to imply i was the first chanel

00:46:51.980 model i'm like god you've aged gorgeously oh yeah getting the through line there's supermodel

00:46:57.360 right yeah yeah yeah buried the lead however no but what i was gonna say the devastation is 0.99

00:47:04.580 there's a lot of people feel this way it's like they're like yeah they'd love to be like fucking

00:47:09.440 gorgeous with like tons of lines right right that's actually like its own flex okay yeah so

00:47:16.660 so the muscles are saying the muscles the fat the neck okay they're not like a pure curtain of skin

00:47:25.440 and hanging straight down from the chin to the nipples.

00:47:28.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.71

00:47:29.140 By the way, I grew up saying vicious cycle, okay?

00:47:33.280 Okay, what's wrong with that?

00:47:34.440 And then heard a bunch of people saying vicious circle 1.00

00:47:36.260 and was like, scum. 1.00

00:47:38.460 I was like, you're scum, okay? 1.00

00:47:39.860 Yeah, of course. 1.00

00:47:40.200 Because what's vicious about a circle?

00:47:42.860 What's vicious about a circle?

00:47:44.140 You know, a cycle, to me, it's vicious

00:47:46.500 because the fact that it cycles, that it's going around again.

00:47:49.520 Yeah, that's what's so upsetting.

00:47:50.420 Okay, so, and then I think I discovered something like,

00:47:53.880 almost like vicious circle was

00:47:56.260 the original term or something.

00:47:58.380 That was hard to hear. I don't like that.

00:48:01.380 But wait, wait, wait.

00:48:02.480 I feel something lurking, like unfinished

00:48:04.200 that, I mean, many things, but something really

00:48:06.260 recent. Okay. Was it about the skin?

00:48:08.000 Was it about the jaw? Was it about...

00:48:10.160 No. You always think of wrapping up. I never

00:48:12.120 ever think of wrapping up.

00:48:14.780 Okay, well, I mean...

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