Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Wine is Over

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00:00:19.460 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.

00:00:22.060 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:24.340 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00

00:00:26.660 Yes, that was poog. 0.99

00:00:27.780 But this is huge. 1.00

00:00:29.220 The ego loves to see, but never to find.

00:00:32.160 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:37.200 Back in the studio again.

00:00:38.760 Hi.

00:00:39.320 Addicted to it in person.

00:00:40.400 I was so excited today.

00:00:41.780 I texted you in the night, I think.

00:00:43.260 I woke up to an incredibly sweet text from you.

00:00:45.360 You texted me at like 1.15 a.m.

00:00:47.180 Love you, friend.

00:00:47.740 Love you, friend.

00:00:48.720 Hysterical friendship.

00:00:49.260 Hysterical.

00:00:49.880 Because I realized how hysterical a friendship.

00:00:51.380 I suddenly realized last night I saw him so used to being so close that I was like, I was like.

00:00:56.200 You zoomed out?

00:00:57.080 I was like, we could have, you know, not met.

00:01:00.080 I mean, I don't believe that.

00:01:01.120 But I was like, we haven't known each other since birth.

00:01:03.440 And that's a shock.

00:01:04.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:04.500 That's all I'm saying.

00:01:05.340 Anyway, excited to get recording.

00:01:06.640 Wait.

00:01:06.780 Yeah.

00:01:07.280 Also, I have to say, to state the obvious, but the in-person recording, I'll say this.

00:01:12.360 When we started POOG, my little naughty plan was to get you, you know, force you to talk to me for an hour.

00:01:21.640 Cute.

00:01:22.180 I just mean.

00:01:22.680 Really?

00:01:22.840 And now.

00:01:24.600 Got me alive.

00:01:26.000 Got you alive.

00:01:26.500 But I'm very, once I'm hooked.

00:01:29.740 I know, I know.

00:01:30.300 You know, once you're in.

00:01:31.120 If you live next door to me, you'd see me.

00:01:32.740 We've been in for a long time.

00:01:33.320 Yeah, I don't fear.

00:01:34.220 I'm not, like, afraid to show up.

00:01:35.500 I'm just excited to think about us, you know, things we could do before the recording.

00:01:40.940 Things we could do after the recording.

00:01:42.840 Of course, yeah.

00:01:43.840 Happy hour.

00:01:44.220 Well, it could become our whole day.

00:01:46.160 I mean, it could be a day.

00:01:47.040 How far is Grasias Madre from here?

00:01:48.620 Not that far.

00:01:50.280 Happy hour, babe.

00:01:51.820 Yeah.

00:01:52.180 Can you imagine?

00:01:52.680 Watermelon margaritas.

00:01:54.260 Heaven on earth.

00:01:55.300 Nachos.

00:01:55.620 By the way, I've been doing a thing with my friend.

00:01:57.440 What friend?

00:01:58.680 My friend Liz.

00:01:59.760 Okay.

00:02:00.200 Yeah, we're together.

00:02:00.960 It's happened several times.

00:02:02.300 And she's like.

00:02:03.480 Saying I'm kidding.

00:02:03.660 I'm kidding. 0.93

00:02:04.440 So we get like a ridiculous drink, coconut mojito. 0.75

00:02:07.000 Okay.

00:02:07.380 And then it's like the food's coming and it's like, would you guys like another drink?

00:02:10.960 And she's like, you know what?

00:02:11.680 I'll take a look at the wine list for with dinner.

00:02:13.760 And I'm like, another coconut mojito, please.

00:02:16.200 Yeah.

00:02:16.320 Yeah.

00:02:16.940 What do you mean?

00:02:17.320 That's childish?

00:02:18.620 Me.

00:02:18.940 Yeah.

00:02:19.220 Going.

00:02:19.640 Or like, I'll have a strawberry sunset with my meal.

00:02:22.240 By the way, wine.

00:02:23.060 I mean, wine.

00:02:25.500 We're still doing wine.

00:02:26.420 I mean, wine.

00:02:27.880 Yeah, wine is over.

00:02:29.060 It's time for a Baja breeze.

00:02:30.980 People talk about this.

00:02:32.440 Like, oh, my God, the wine industry is tanked.

00:02:34.540 Are you serious?

00:02:35.340 Oh, wine.

00:02:36.660 Everyone in wine.

00:02:37.440 No.

00:02:37.860 Wine.

00:02:38.060 What?

00:02:38.540 Oh, wine is.

00:02:39.780 Wait, what happened?

00:02:41.900 You don't know about this?

00:02:42.540 Is it the sideways?

00:02:43.500 I'm not delighting in it.

00:02:44.720 Because I'm like, wine's a beautiful tradition.

00:02:46.480 Is it the sideways?

00:02:47.620 Remember the sideways?

00:02:48.640 The movie, like, made Pinot Noir?

00:02:50.820 Yeah, Merlot.

00:02:52.120 It started there.

00:02:53.300 You know, it ruined Merlot.

00:02:54.260 Merlot.

00:02:55.140 Merlot is what I thought.

00:02:56.580 No one had heard of it. 0.98

00:02:57.340 I'm not drinking goddamn Merlot. 0.99

00:02:58.820 Right. 0.99

00:02:59.220 No, no.

00:02:59.500 Here's what it is.

00:03:00.500 And by the way, it looks like I'm delighting in it.

00:03:01.920 I'm not.

00:03:02.320 Wine purveyors.

00:03:03.040 Wine's a beautiful tradition.

00:03:04.100 I wish I knew more about wine.

00:03:05.880 As we all know, it triggers a migraine.

00:03:07.160 So I really can't do it.

00:03:08.120 Yeah.

00:03:08.540 However, I respond very well to sparklings.

00:03:11.500 Cremant.

00:03:12.240 Things like that.

00:03:12.960 Low tannins, I think.

00:03:14.120 Low tannins.

00:03:14.560 Go right down.

00:03:15.000 Yeah.

00:03:15.800 Do you remember where you were the first time you learned the word tannin?

00:03:18.740 Actually, yeah. 1.00

00:03:19.800 I do too.

00:03:20.600 Okay.

00:03:20.860 So wait.

00:03:22.300 But wine.

00:03:22.700 I'm not telling.

00:03:25.140 dog paddling in the middle of the ocean trying to survive no plummeting no you'll see wine

00:03:32.800 you will see wine commercials on tv why they're trying to sell wine i've heard a concept of wine

00:03:39.700 like wine is because you say people drink wine and now first of all alcohol generally is really

00:03:43.860 tanking as an industry oh yeah people are drinking less i mean i don't really believe that let me

00:03:48.760 think about that but they do but there is a thing about marijuana probably younger people are

00:03:51.940 drinking less marijuana people are still been drinking themselves to death every day obviously

00:03:56.820 but like i just mean there's a thing about alcohol it's like going down cocktails it's like sex and

00:04:03.480 alcohol oh yeah yeah yeah and so but the point is but the but why they're trying to get people

00:04:10.300 and i'll be honest wine i go to a restaurant they have cocktails i'm like wait well literally okay

00:04:18.840 I thought, okay, when the restaurant doesn't have cocktail, my mood tanks.

00:04:25.320 Sharp tank.

00:04:25.580 When it's beer and wine, I actually, I was at one and I go, we're going to have to go

00:04:29.060 to another restaurant.

00:04:29.940 I had a short and small meal there.

00:04:31.960 Yep.

00:04:32.220 Short and small.

00:04:32.800 Where are we going next?

00:04:33.780 And we went to Castex Madre.

00:04:35.020 I love that.

00:04:35.640 Can you imagine?

00:04:36.140 I love that.

00:04:37.860 No, no, no.

00:04:38.800 Going to, by the way, some places, this is where I have an issue.

00:04:43.240 I went to a place recently.

00:04:45.220 I get there.

00:04:46.440 Beer and wine only.

00:04:47.060 I go, okay, it's tough.

00:04:48.440 yeah i go hard seltzer oh i have a spritz oh couldn't even do a spritz i go you have

00:04:54.640 aperol back there no i know you can't make me an aperol spritz i know top top top drink for me

00:05:02.020 yeah no spritz one because no alcoholic seltzer even i know that's the thing trash recently i was

00:05:09.240 at a place beer purveyors right tons and tons of beer i can't believe anyone's still drinking beer

00:05:14.200 And I go, I go, do you have a, I was like, not to debase myself, uh-oh, the girl wants alcoholic seltzer, but do you have an alcoholic seltzer?

00:05:19.780 Yeah.

00:05:20.480 Nope.

00:05:22.400 You're always shocked when a hard seltzer is not available.

00:05:26.460 No, but I've been in these, white claw, please.

00:05:28.580 It's all I see in their thing.

00:05:30.120 I'll take it.

00:05:31.180 High noon still hits hard.

00:05:34.580 Someone recently goes, what was your grandfather's name?

00:05:36.380 I go, I don't know.

00:05:38.540 Well, I know my grandparents.

00:05:39.780 I won't lie.

00:05:40.640 I know my grandparents.

00:05:41.180 That's pretty basic.

00:05:41.680 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 See, I never met my grandparents.

00:05:46.280 I never met my grandfathers.

00:05:48.580 And so I know their names.

00:05:51.440 But it's like, you go one up.

00:05:53.300 I go, whose last name is who?

00:05:54.400 Like, it is gone instantly.

00:05:56.040 It's quick.

00:05:57.360 I don't even know where the, yeah.

00:05:59.800 No, it's gone.

00:06:00.820 Just thinking about.

00:06:01.900 Well, then it's also beautiful.

00:06:02.860 You think about, you know, my grandmother, was she, and now to me, it changed.

00:06:06.780 We've talked about this, but yeah, every hundred years, new people.

00:06:09.600 Yeah.

00:06:10.000 It's all wiped out.

00:06:10.980 I was staring at another photo.

00:06:12.000 of people in the past

00:06:13.520 having a good time

00:06:14.440 and it just

00:06:14.980 it's never not haunting

00:06:16.280 do you feel that

00:06:18.200 when you go into

00:06:18.700 an antique store

00:06:19.480 okay

00:06:20.200 okay

00:06:20.800 because I

00:06:22.180 I don't know

00:06:22.880 if I've made this up

00:06:23.700 okay

00:06:24.240 heavy energy

00:06:26.980 an antique mall

00:06:28.820 like you know

00:06:29.340 one of those

00:06:29.660 antique malls

00:06:30.160 that's

00:06:30.580 that's jam packed

00:06:32.100 by the way

00:06:32.700 yeah

00:06:33.180 you're completely correct

00:06:34.660 because antique

00:06:35.660 yeah it's dark

00:06:36.640 and everything

00:06:37.060 is it

00:06:37.460 the patrons

00:06:38.160 are making it that way

00:06:39.280 the smell

00:06:39.860 the musty

00:06:40.840 the dusty

00:06:41.300 and the desperation for getting something at a cheaper price.

00:06:43.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:44.380 The like the thumb.

00:06:45.320 Obsession with the past.

00:06:46.020 Obsession with the past.

00:06:46.860 The little decorative spoons.

00:06:48.060 Yeah.

00:06:48.440 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:06:49.740 Figurines.

00:06:50.080 It goes on the fingers.

00:06:51.300 Rings?

00:06:51.800 No, no, no.

00:06:52.140 The things for sewing.

00:06:53.340 Oh, yeah.

00:06:54.420 Thimbles.

00:06:55.420 Thimbles.

00:06:57.360 Well, like, so I went in one recently.

00:07:00.320 It's one of those antique malls.

00:07:02.100 Always.

00:07:02.680 No, just go like this.

00:07:03.340 No, no, no.

00:07:03.660 It's nothing.

00:07:04.440 No, I know, but you know the trick?

00:07:06.540 No.

00:07:07.220 Oh. 1.00

00:07:08.260 Yeah, sucking off your own hand. 1.00

00:07:09.800 It's disgusting. 1.00

00:07:10.460 You don't have to do that.

00:07:11.300 i know it's gonna happen again because my lips constantly curl in on themselves it's 0.87

00:07:16.240 fucking indignant do a bunch of talking i was just thinking like 0.97

00:07:19.180 i was just thinking straight out of post no no go back to antiques though 0.98

00:07:25.320 no i'm going to i'm going to just like 0.97

00:07:27.620 yeah okay suck it down 0.91

00:07:31.400 okay there you go now it shouldn't be on the thing and then 0.98

00:07:37.540 where no you're totally fine it's gone now beyond gone all right but

00:07:43.160 yeah my lips don't get me started where are they where are they they're curled what's that

00:07:53.580 what you want imagine not really but just imagine it was america's top model no i'm going to i'm

00:07:58.980 going to do you remember america's top model i think it was that i actually cannot remember

00:08:03.140 it was that or a woman at macy's telling me i should get this it was either that or one of

00:08:07.820 them telling one of the models that all she needed it was like plastic thing that she put like in 0.86

00:08:13.180 under the top lip just to elevate ever so slightly and like then she'd be in the world of photos but

00:08:19.740 photos of course are already antiquated art form um wait i want to talk about the antique mall so

00:08:25.000 sorry so i get lured in i'm like you know i wonder if they're gonna have whatever and you get in and

00:08:32.460 it's so dense for one the narrow and pretty quick yeah there's two questions happening one

00:08:41.060 the attachment the proprietor has to the goods that they're selling is different than it's not

00:08:49.600 just the garage sale where people realize suddenly as someone's looking at their deck chair that they

00:08:54.200 want it back and that okay you know like the classic like that's that's not for sale no that

00:08:59.720 would be me at the last sitcom you know absolutely but it's real right you're like oh god yeah um

00:09:05.400 i had me as a child but so it's their attachment they're not even present at those antique malls

00:09:11.360 they just have a booth and it's and there's one person people are swirling yeah so you're in

00:09:16.560 there looking at their collections without them even there still i feel it i feel there you feel

00:09:22.620 the presence and the the heaviness in there it's true and then the items themselves what's locked

00:09:28.100 in those yeah and you think about lorraine and ed warren and the raggedy ann doll the true annabelle

00:09:33.680 what oh the true annabelle yeah the real annabelle was a was a raggedy ann doll who came to life

00:09:41.660 yeah because a couple of nurses told what they thought was a ghost that yeah you can live in the

00:09:48.900 doll when they asked but it was a demon pretending to be a spirit of a little girl these two nurses

00:09:53.100 allowed it roommates and then and then we have annabelle and then now where are you with demonic

00:10:00.320 well we'll get into it but and lorraine warren just to be clear if you aren't you curious where

00:10:04.940 annabelle is names are barely registering okay and lorraine warren demonologists i can tell you

00:10:10.360 more about their work another time okay aren't you curious what happened to annabelle the doll

00:10:15.360 the real doll okay like aren't you wondering where it is right now

00:10:19.820 I feel like I couldn't be under our table about to grab you.

00:10:21.980 Where is it?

00:10:22.860 It's in a glass case in a museum out back of Ed and Lorraine's house.

00:10:27.160 And it says, do not open the glass.

00:10:29.280 No, no, no, no, no.

00:10:30.920 Where's the house?

00:10:31.960 You know, as Ed Warren said, devil's real, God's real, it's all real or something.

00:10:36.420 It's in the quote like that.

00:10:37.180 I love it.

00:10:37.680 I love it every time.

00:10:38.200 It's like the opening to The Conjuring.

00:10:40.220 Oh, that's right.

00:10:40.860 Because one of my favorite things you've ever said.

00:10:42.940 Well, I've never seen The Conjuring.

00:10:45.300 Right.

00:10:45.780 But you're saying it's not The Conjuring universe, it's just the universe.

00:10:48.320 Yeah.

00:10:48.540 I say

00:10:49.800 I say

00:10:50.620 I chuckle when people

00:10:51.680 when people say

00:10:54.300 another movie's coming out

00:10:55.000 from the Conjuring universe

00:10:55.880 because the Conjuring universe

00:10:56.880 is of course

00:10:57.540 our own universe

00:10:58.600 if you're familiar

00:10:59.400 with the work of demonologists

00:11:00.740 set in Lorraine Warren

00:11:01.700 I used to get

00:11:04.600 Paranormal Activity

00:11:05.600 the film

00:11:06.060 oh yeah but demon

00:11:06.340 where are you with demons

00:11:08.180 Paranormal Activity film what

00:11:09.400 just that first movie

00:11:11.000 yeah

00:11:11.920 that's demon

00:11:12.640 it's

00:11:14.600 is it

00:11:14.980 isn't it

00:11:16.300 or is it just

00:11:17.040 was it you that told me

00:11:17.900 oh no we didn't even

00:11:18.520 talk about it a dear friend and you were somewhere and they were talking about ghost stories and

00:11:22.420 apparently it was really scary and my friend said you were there in the circle you were all talking

00:11:25.960 about ghost stories and she said to me i'm not telling you because you'll be too scared

00:11:29.040 do you agree is that scary real well it was just you're standing there and you're getting a live

00:11:35.800 account of something happening because the last week you get some keywords

00:11:38.440 i mean what are the scary things that could happen to you in your house

00:11:43.680 like in a traditional sense right

00:11:45.580 like you know I mean like

00:11:47.680 with paranormal activity

00:11:49.400 like a demon trying to kill you stuff you mean

00:11:51.220 I feel like I mean

00:11:53.040 just give me some keywords I want to know if I'm truly

00:11:54.700 you know end of the foot of the bed 0.97

00:11:56.540 nope see you can't do it that's so fucking scary 0.96

00:11:58.940 someone's standing at the foot 0.96

00:12:00.440 isn't they love this is what we're talking about

00:12:02.500 they love the foot of the bed 1.00

00:12:04.060 these old women 1.00

00:12:06.660 oh no 0.99

00:12:08.200 I can't remember the details

00:12:10.360 as we all know I saw 0.98

00:12:11.600 I fucking 0.99

00:12:13.020 maybe saw a ghost 0.99

00:12:14.560 in Grand Canyon

00:12:15.940 I didn't know

00:12:16.860 that they could be busts

00:12:17.940 I didn't know

00:12:18.320 they could be floating

00:12:19.080 they can be floating

00:12:19.800 well

00:12:20.260 you don't need legs

00:12:21.900 it was just the head

00:12:22.580 my favorite subject

00:12:23.720 and by the way

00:12:24.620 she was smiling

00:12:25.480 but it didn't scare me

00:12:27.840 it didn't scare me

00:12:28.460 it wasn't a scary smile

00:12:29.080 well they always say this

00:12:30.040 you know like

00:12:30.560 but it wasn't scary

00:12:31.320 about the ones

00:12:32.100 where it's not scary

00:12:32.980 and you just go

00:12:33.580 one how can it be

00:12:35.240 because I've been scared

00:12:36.420 by my own face

00:12:37.260 I can't even fall back to sleep

00:12:37.500 I know

00:12:38.320 I can't move

00:12:38.820 my mother used to

00:12:39.940 like his kid

00:12:40.500 or like maybe not even as good I don't walk by the mirror I've always I've always scared myself

00:12:45.040 make the bad face yourself well also because it feels like it could unlock madness I was talking

00:12:48.880 about this recently if you go into the mirror where did I just hear oh yeah the mirror you

00:12:53.640 could like unlock because because a mirror is unnatural we I know we've we've we've considered

00:13:01.780 by the way what is mirror okay hello hello like literally how is it working yeah what's the

00:13:07.080 technology yeah because people just accepted it we go well when were i know well here's what they

00:13:11.040 did well here's what they did so think about it first of all we're obviously only meant to see

00:13:14.820 ourselves in the reflection of water of course okay we're meant to see shadow okay and uh and

00:13:20.800 a blurry move moving reflection in water which which reinforce the fact that it's not real next

00:13:25.620 came shiny glass yeah volcanic glass i mean i don't know i'm just assuming what are the first

00:13:29.840 things that appeared that could reflect right was it two neanderthals looking each other's eyes and

00:13:34.100 they saw you can't really see yourself in someone else's eyes you can but you can't see you can't

00:13:39.800 be like you can't see features no get once again right it's like we were protected from the image

00:13:46.520 of the self then we get the glass right then i think came mirrored glass that's why you had 0.99

00:13:52.300 these women in the movies where they're they're sitting there and someone's brushing their hair 1.00

00:13:56.840 like you know they're and they're watching the vanity table yeah like first huge ontological

00:14:01.660 shift in perception the vanity table you mean the vanity table the mirror because i'm saying i think

00:14:09.100 there was a vanity i think there was a vanity table before the mirror happened yeah that's what

00:14:14.480 i'm saying it was it was i mean this is just like in movies where they have a princess and then like

00:14:18.580 the ladies in waiting i actually feel like you and i don't feel like you and i to go back to

00:14:22.960 ghosts quickly yeah i've had an experience don't you think that you and i could do i know i feel

00:14:27.960 your eyes just never happened no no i feel like you and i could actually channel something or

00:14:32.100 or like conjure someone not in a bad way i don't want to conjure anyone bad the psychic power of

00:14:36.360 us together by the way oh my god i realized something what okay by having the computer

00:14:40.440 this whole time wait something's happening yeah i know i'm not energy i feel something

00:14:44.180 i'm locked into your eyes okay what is it though we can blink it can't be as simple as the fact

00:14:50.640 that we've never that we don't record in person until now okay i'm going somewhere now is a

00:14:54.180 kundalini it could be but hold on oh my god i have the answer i have the answer okay so just

00:15:01.040 like we were only meant to be just like we were only meant to be looking at ourselves in the

00:15:06.400 river okay okay and that protected from the madness power of a mirror yeah you and me have

00:15:12.360 been protected from each other okay this is like we're coming into our powers we've been protecting

00:15:16.440 each other through the screen the opacity of computer and now we're live and we're ready to

00:15:22.540 initiate to a new level all right something is happening right now what is it take it back i'm

00:15:27.520 actually almost scared to break the gaze i know why is it in staring contests right yeah blinking

00:15:36.020 is permitted unless you're an amateur because this oh well also and also it's more like

00:15:44.040 this is a dry eye test like that like yeah that's dry eye test who can't hold the gaze a lot of

00:15:50.680 people actually what too intimate do you feel it in the where do you feel i have no trouble

00:15:54.300 locking your gaze for this long by the way completely comfortable me too us in an acting

00:15:59.600 class everyone watch kate and jacklyn just get thinking about that against the wall i could i

00:16:04.740 could stare into your eye this is i'm completely comfortable right now but i do feel energy which

00:16:09.500 is why i know me too like a game okay it's on my list today okay so it makes sense okay hold on

00:16:14.180 before we start okay picture a white like movie screen with nothing on it white movie screen okay

00:16:19.520 got it okay all right i'm picturing like a shape and a color on it so i started seeing yellow

00:16:25.640 before but i don't know but a shape and a color well like an object right okay okay i'll do i'll

00:16:30.800 go fresh okay okay just any object are you seeing the screen just before when you hear it before i

00:16:35.680 was seeing basket and i was seeing like a hat with like a i had a green triangle okay but i was i was

00:16:40.340 forcing it because i was trying to do something simple let me just like let me just i have an

00:16:43.680 attachment to wicker so i always go basket well it's interesting trying to break myself why why

00:16:48.640 My vanity table that I got as a preteen?

00:16:51.600 Yeah.

00:16:51.860 Wicker.

00:16:52.280 White wicker.

00:16:53.180 You've seen the one.

00:16:54.540 Oh, my God.

00:16:55.000 You know those kinds?

00:16:55.840 Yeah, of course.

00:16:56.340 By the way, me wanting a vanity at like 12.

00:16:59.520 I know.

00:16:59.900 You understand that, right?

00:17:01.700 Like, to want to be...

00:17:03.700 By the way, we're still in the gays.

00:17:04.640 I know.

00:17:04.800 And I relaxed into it.

00:17:05.560 I know.

00:17:05.820 I stayed for hours.

00:17:06.140 Completely natural.

00:17:07.860 I wonder...

00:17:08.800 I'm trying to think why...

00:17:14.600 What is it like?

00:17:15.540 i mean it seems really normal to me what but i'm trying to see am i seeing something new

00:17:21.680 and having an unbroken experience of you yeah yeah let me think about it you i feel like the

00:17:28.700 unbroken gaze with you feels again just natural comfortable and fine yeah i almost feel like it's

00:17:34.060 bringing me to the brink of madness where i almost feel like scared to look away right because what's

00:17:41.300 going to happen then well i feel like there's a really strong there's a strong right something is

00:17:45.680 going on right now so you can't there's an energy dangerously it's sort of like if you come out of

00:17:50.140 meditation too fast yeah so but i actually i'm not ready to break it i'm not ready to break it

00:17:54.340 imagine you go 45 i know two hours that would be legendary you caught you kind of can look you can

00:18:02.480 look like right now i'm still looking in your eyes yeah but now i'm taking more of like well

00:18:07.700 Because what is looking ordinarily?

00:18:09.480 Now I'm like, what's normally looking at someone?

00:18:11.260 What's looking at someone?

00:18:12.120 You're not looking in their eyes?

00:18:13.440 You're looking at their...

00:18:15.580 I think you're looking in their...

00:18:17.540 I think it's almost like you're pulling focus.

00:18:19.580 You're all around.

00:18:20.080 I'm actually almost feeling like there's a spell going on

00:18:21.760 where I'm physically unable to lock your eyes.

00:18:24.400 Unlock the games.

00:18:26.480 Well, this is an interesting idea. 0.74

00:18:28.060 Would you be scared to go to a witch together?

00:18:31.880 No.

00:18:32.900 As long as we went in being like, surround me angels.

00:18:36.300 Yeah, of course.

00:18:36.780 As long as we bubbled up with serious light, maybe.

00:18:39.700 What do we want to do, though, even?

00:18:42.100 I'm too scared for visitation.

00:18:44.040 I'm not open to it.

00:18:44.920 I don't want it.

00:18:45.440 You want ghosts to come to you?

00:18:47.860 No.

00:18:48.580 I mean, I mean.

00:18:52.600 It's okay.

00:18:53.220 I got distracted.

00:18:54.400 I'm going to look away now.

00:18:56.320 You didn't warn me.

00:18:57.680 You were going to.

00:18:58.360 I mean, I didn't warn you either, but it's okay.

00:19:01.260 All right.

00:19:01.860 Hold on.

00:19:02.660 Now, don't look at me.

00:19:03.960 Okay.

00:19:04.380 Like, rest your gaze casually on the table.

00:19:06.020 no like no don't even look at me i'm gonna try something else table okay okay what's happening

00:19:11.080 for you now just staring at the table do you feel back in yourself staring at the table i feel

00:19:18.540 i don't know all right now back to just free gaze okay free gaze looking normal but i'm also going

00:19:26.940 wasn't it was before right and we just became conscious of it yeah maybe probably maybe looking

00:19:32.160 each other's normal.

00:19:32.960 Your eyes are so...

00:19:34.220 See, I have to look away to think.

00:19:35.620 That's what it is.

00:19:36.380 That's what it is.

00:19:36.840 And that's why, by the way,

00:19:37.660 I was about to think about

00:19:38.620 do I actually want to be visible?

00:19:39.800 By the way,

00:19:40.420 I don't always trust 0.99

00:19:41.880 the average witch, okay? 0.99

00:19:43.600 Well, of course. 0.98

00:19:44.400 Like,

00:19:45.700 I almost think it can,

00:19:46.740 you know,

00:19:47.540 you've got to really,

00:19:48.520 I think, vet them.

00:19:50.460 I just, here's what I'll say.

00:19:51.280 I feel like you and I

00:19:52.500 could, like...

00:19:55.160 I think you and I

00:19:57.300 could

00:19:58.580 if we...

00:20:00.380 Move an object across the table?

00:20:01.520 Yeah, if we fall, well, here we go.

00:20:04.500 How about move subscriber numbers through the roof?

00:20:07.160 Yeah, right through the roof.

00:20:15.440 Look, the supplement game, it's been dogging me for some time.

00:20:18.820 I mean, how big are some of these pills?

00:20:20.920 How many are there?

00:20:21.660 Which am I trying?

00:20:22.360 Am I trying them all at the same time?

00:20:24.100 I've gotten overloaded.

00:20:25.380 I got to simplify.

00:20:26.380 If I'm doing a supplement, I got to do one at a time.

00:20:28.920 It's as simple as that.

00:20:29.620 So, yeah, we're sponsored by Fatty 15. I'll give it a shot. I mean, I know you're already on it.

00:20:35.140 I am.

00:20:35.940 So, dare I say it's kismet for us to be sponsored by Fatty 15 when I'm looking for a singular supplement to launch into the new year with cellular health.

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00:21:33.440 i feel like you and i need to go on a trip and again please send the free vacations now i'm not

00:21:44.360 gonna say it again although some people have offered and then we haven't followed through

00:21:48.700 due to indecision okay but i want it's devastating i think that you and i they gotta force a date

00:21:53.920 an idea and they gotta buy this end of year fall thin veil yeah veil starting to thin out us veil

00:22:02.440 is really starting to thin out and obviously this will air after halloween yeah but all hallows eve

00:22:08.860 I know.

00:22:09.680 You'll have to say it.

00:22:13.040 But I do think telekinesis, us, a couple of Matildas.

00:22:18.920 I'm surprised you're not in my dreams more.

00:22:21.280 Well, maybe there's been a blockage.

00:22:23.020 You see, I think there's, I feel like something in my nose.

00:22:27.660 Just to make sure it's not.

00:22:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:30.920 I don't see anything.

00:22:31.860 Yeah.

00:22:38.640 I'm stiff.

00:22:40.800 Really?

00:22:41.740 Yeah.

00:22:42.900 What do you think about this?

00:22:43.740 Some jaw pain with chewing on the right side last week.

00:22:46.520 Oh, yeah.

00:22:47.040 And I go, if the pain lasts another week, I'm going to go see someone.

00:22:52.280 You know, my big fear is them breaking my face open and reconstructing it.

00:22:55.920 Wait, wait, wait.

00:22:56.620 That they'll do that without you asking?

00:22:58.240 No, no, no.

00:22:58.720 They'll ask and I'll sign it.

00:23:00.680 No, they'll just like. 1.00

00:23:03.160 I don't like them taking women's teeth because of the insanity. 0.84

00:23:06.400 You know about that, right? 1.00

00:23:07.360 No, what?

00:23:07.960 Like, in the Gilded Age, basically.

00:23:10.020 And, like, attack them much?

00:23:10.980 Take out some teeth?

00:23:11.780 No.

00:23:12.040 Like, the insanity's in the teeth. 1.00

00:23:13.880 Now, some of, like, they removed, they would remove women's teeth. 0.66

00:23:17.620 Because they were, like, insane. 0.96

00:23:19.460 Dapping too much? 0.77

00:23:20.300 Hysterical.

00:23:21.060 No, it wasn't, I mean, sure.

00:23:22.460 But, like, I don't think that actually stopped them.

00:23:25.320 It made them sound more hideous.

00:23:26.520 I'm going to draw.

00:23:28.500 Okay.

00:23:29.260 I'll draw, like, I'll draw something.

00:23:31.700 Okay.

00:23:31.860 so this was so hard

00:23:38.040 is that I'm not

00:23:39.000 I'm not ready yet

00:23:40.040 because I was seeing

00:23:40.680 like a bird or a plane

00:23:41.560 or something

00:23:42.040 wings

00:23:42.720 I was seeing something

00:23:43.240 like going like this

00:23:44.040 or something

00:23:45.540 I mean

00:23:46.540 there is some lateral

00:23:47.540 movement in the drawing

00:23:48.580 let me see

00:23:49.980 oh

00:23:51.920 sound

00:23:52.640 okay

00:23:53.880 it's a man with a top hat

00:23:55.240 the top hat

00:23:56.440 might be the wings

00:23:57.340 could be

00:23:58.380 not to mention the arms

00:24:01.020 no i'm right it's clear the brain clear the brain

00:24:05.440 no you know what i i know i meant to talk about this because you're talking about the perfect

00:24:11.000 jeté right the moment we become conscious right the moment we become conscious what we're doing

00:24:17.580 right and i was remembering how you know in college in the live drawing class you know

00:24:23.860 i've struggled whatever and then we did this thing where it was like 30 seconds you're from

00:24:28.800 like the renaissance you in a live drawing class well that was that was that was they still do that

00:24:33.820 i guess but oh they still do it it's so precious no i mean may they continue well the reason i bring

00:24:40.760 it up and it is related to the psychic thing okay is the moment we become self-aware right we lose

00:24:45.560 the ability right yeah and so live drawing whatever it's challenging whatever one day we

00:24:55.660 do this thing where the the model okay is going to change their position like every 15 seconds or

00:25:04.080 30 seconds okay okay and you're making films okay new thing and then you you draw it okay 0.63

00:25:09.760 and it was gestural sure i soared kate suddenly i was a fucking genius once it was a quick capture 0.70

00:25:19.520 a quick yeah yeah an impression so it was like you know okay you know like the inherent like 0.65

00:25:25.940 the shapes the movement of the body right everything versus versus yeah of course of

00:25:30.740 course yeah yeah let me do it can i see your pen i'll be you want to try gestural no let me see

00:25:35.480 your pen i'm gonna do a quick

00:25:37.580 into a quick portrait

00:25:41.280 have i told you about drawing on the left side of the right side of the brain

00:25:49.340 no book i'll tell you all about it in a second it's gonna be huge oh but all to say i know what

00:25:55.660 the problem is with our psychic ability and and our experiment and i have a new i have a new idea

00:26:00.580 for us but it's hideous yeah well it's interesting because what do the gestures reveal this of course 0.83

00:26:10.320 wait before you show me i'll draw one of you this is what i call a fucking video podcast 0.67

00:26:18.580 am i right oh yeah okay we're going visual all right i would like to try it again but okay this 0.97

00:26:24.060 is a quick first okay great and this is a mere bust no this is just your face all right don't

00:26:30.400 show me okay do it on this side all right well let's i want to freshen up my canvas hold on

00:26:35.180 i just got i just had a desire to go to dinner with you i'm sure you did

00:26:40.140 i mean not making a single move right okay well now you're just you're just more professional

00:26:57.460 already no right immediately it's like it's failed okay wait if you make the gesture and

00:27:03.960 It's wrong.

00:27:04.460 Did you know that?

00:27:05.040 So I have a question about eggs.

00:27:06.600 Yeah.

00:27:06.940 So you're telling me that an egg could become a chicken?

00:27:10.520 Unclear.

00:27:11.600 How do we not know this?

00:27:12.960 No, I know this.

00:27:13.760 I know this because in first grade.

00:27:15.160 So an egg.

00:27:16.160 We had eggs warming in a thing and they turned into chickens.

00:27:19.700 But that's store-bought.

00:27:21.480 Fertilized versus not fertilized. 0.72

00:27:23.480 Ew.

00:27:24.560 Yeah.

00:27:24.920 No, cake, cake, cake.

00:27:26.180 That's what it is.

00:27:27.020 You can get an egg off the shelf.

00:27:29.160 No.

00:27:30.760 No, they're not fertilized.

00:27:31.980 now ask me how they're fertilized can't tell you a rooster comes over an egg fresh from the farm

00:27:40.320 an egg fresh from the farm you can become a chicken no i mean if it's no i think it's there's

00:27:46.660 got to be if sperm an egg is a a i don't think a hen is like the only animal that self-reproduces

00:27:53.660 Wait, I have a bestiality question.

00:27:56.380 Yeah?

00:27:57.260 What? 1.00

00:27:58.180 Are they fucking? 1.00

00:28:00.200 What hole? 1.00

00:28:00.960 If a guy fucks a chicken, nothing happens. 0.85

00:28:04.000 No, no. 0.98

00:28:05.060 If a human?

00:28:06.880 If a sperm, if a human sperm hits a chicken, has anyone tried?

00:28:13.240 That's my question.

00:28:13.980 For a mole for a shirt, they've tried.

00:28:15.580 They've tried a lot.

00:28:17.100 Oh, they've tried.

00:28:18.960 You mean does it impregnate?

00:28:21.040 Yeah.

00:28:21.720 No.

00:28:22.400 I just saw that Predator movie where the...

00:28:25.120 I mean, I got distracted in the middle of my drawing.

00:28:26.980 Hold on.

00:28:27.940 I'm trying to do a gestural.

00:28:30.000 Okay, hold on.

00:28:31.400 Don't you think kind of a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works is okay?

00:28:39.220 What?

00:28:39.760 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:28:40.960 Yeah, absolutely.

00:28:42.460 There was something recently I didn't know.

00:28:43.660 I'm really tired of people like...

00:28:45.200 What didn't I know?

00:28:47.000 It was shocking.

00:28:47.640 I mean, there's obviously most things I don't know, but...

00:28:49.820 I love, like, of course, this is, like, absolutely hideous.

00:28:52.820 Mine's horrible.

00:28:53.560 Hold on.

00:28:54.720 I'm not done yet.

00:28:55.760 Okay.

00:28:56.780 I'm just trying this gestural thing.

00:28:58.620 I'm not thinking.

00:28:59.500 Ten.

00:29:00.040 What?

00:29:00.480 No, I'm not ready.

00:29:03.200 Oh, hair?

00:29:04.360 I didn't even go hair.

00:29:05.040 I don't know.

00:29:05.520 I'm trying to make it look better.

00:29:07.880 I'm trying to give you a little hair.

00:29:09.860 Mine's just, mine's, mine's.

00:29:13.000 Okay.

00:29:14.580 Okay, now flip to mine.

00:29:15.880 Let me show you mine.

00:29:16.420 I have to see your face.

00:29:19.820 oh by the way

00:29:22.460 hello is this like a magic notebook

00:29:24.500 where the pages disappear

00:29:25.560 no I'll find it

00:29:27.640 no no no I want to have the moment

00:29:29.520 of displaying it to you

00:29:30.620 okay

00:29:31.500 okay interesting I see it

00:29:37.580 wait wait I mean we're both

00:29:39.920 I mean the joke is we're both

00:29:41.380 96 in these

00:29:43.120 drawings talk about two witches

00:29:45.780 living out their years together 1.00

00:29:49.820 How dare you draw labial nasal folds, you bitch, okay? 1.00

00:29:58.600 Wait, who's that? 1.00

00:30:00.120 Oh, right, I was doing gestural.

00:30:01.680 Okay, wait.

00:30:03.880 So what I'm saying is you and me are the same, okay?

00:30:08.800 Hyperactive brain, okay? 0.85

00:30:10.300 Whatever.

00:30:10.980 I believe we're too psychic.

00:30:12.160 We're too good, okay?

00:30:12.960 Yeah.

00:30:13.620 Therefore, much like the gestural drawings,

00:30:16.240 it can't be clear your mind, picture a white screen,

00:30:18.440 and wait for something to emerge.

00:30:19.300 we're too fast too many too much what you need to do is extreme speed channeling oh okay so let's

00:30:26.920 do like words yeah okay like one two three four horse okay one two three four road oh one two

00:30:34.840 three four height okay i can only do sounds when i said height wait any word all right that's a

00:30:41.520 little much right colors no i have an idea wait both start talking non-stop stream for 10 seconds

00:30:50.860 when i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i balk at curious questions all right

00:30:57.600 so i wasn't thinking but i was obviously being led by sentence structure right keep it a sentence

00:31:02.480 that's an idea or in sentences okay ready five six seven eight dancer brought herself out without

00:31:08.580 questioning the man in the doorway.

00:31:11.220 I'm thinking already. I can tell that I'm thinking.

00:31:13.040 It should all be in a third person.

00:31:15.400 Wait, that was not... I didn't...

00:31:16.760 I do another sentence.

00:31:17.840 5, 6, 7, 8. Sorry, 5, 6, 7, 8 is leading me to dance every time.

00:31:21.620 I've got to stop with that. Okay, ready?

00:31:23.080 Yeah.

00:31:24.180 I know, I have an idea. We'll start with the same word.

00:31:27.840 Okay, how about... And then begin.

00:31:29.220 And it'll be like a story. 0.94

00:31:31.160 Let's depersonalize. How about the door?

00:31:32.760 Okay, ready? 5, 6...

00:31:35.360 The door is opened.

00:31:36.800 and sorry oh wait no we should try one to play that game where we try to

00:31:41.380 do the simultaneous because that's a different game right yeah the door opened and we walked

00:31:49.760 through it together wait go louder you're hesitating i'll slow it down well i got

00:31:57.640 self-conscious because isn't this um oh snl yeah oh yeah let's start with the same word again

00:32:06.280 the door door we'll start with the work or okay no let's start with a person okay the man in the

00:32:11.680 top who do you see oh i saw mickey mouse well all right ready do you think mickey mouse is probably

00:32:19.420 i think a lot of people probably domain now is what oh yeah the little guy that so what does

00:32:24.960 that mean we could have mickey mouse be the face of our podcast he's got to be mickey from i forget

00:32:28.900 i can't steamboat with mickey i think okay i don't even know if that's the right term but it's like

00:32:33.800 black and white i think it's this particular mickey yeah how many people do you think see

00:32:37.240 mickey mouse before they die well you know my theory about elmo what the reason the little

00:32:42.540 babies are so like into him and all respond to him and want him because god looks like elmo and

00:32:47.620 the babies are like god i remember you from like two days ago whoa oh yeah not really i don't

00:32:53.480 believe there's like a visual cortex situation happening with god but it's just like it's a

00:32:57.400 little bit like i want to go back well are you kidding this is like one of my main interests

00:33:01.720 yeah okay University of Virginia okay their studies Ian um something and sorry uh to the guy

00:33:08.460 what happened Monroe and Ian something they've been studying for years and then the like skeptic 0.97

00:33:14.660 you know student then took up the work realizing like it's fucking real shit the kids are remembering 0.75

00:33:20.780 now whether they are whether you want to believe that like their soul has moved into a different 0.98

00:33:25.280 body in a linear timeline is one thing that's you know that's a larger view of the universe right

00:33:30.300 or you want to say all things happening simultaneously and they're just tapping in

00:33:35.920 so so i so i saw this on reddit once went down kind of a thing of people

00:33:39.720 who were like i think i jumped timelines i subscribed to that reddit and i subscribed to

00:33:45.860 like four maybe i got off of actually they're like they're like i jumped and some of them are

00:33:51.540 like are like i can't find my keys i think i jumped you know like like i think i actually

00:33:56.920 I left that sub.

00:33:58.400 And I'm not big on subs.

00:33:59.720 I'm not like in Reddit.

00:34:00.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:01.720 I do go there for information fast when I eat it.

00:34:04.080 I went there quickly.

00:34:05.180 Yeah, recipes fast.

00:34:07.240 I mean, like someone's on it.

00:34:08.560 Like when you search things and Reddit pops up, like it's like, it's like, what's the best kind of ring light?

00:34:14.180 Yep, yep.

00:34:15.060 Reddit.

00:34:17.080 Anyway, I want to do a little more game.

00:34:19.780 Okay.

00:34:20.460 So I just think.

00:34:21.660 And then let's move off of it because I feel like.

00:34:23.260 Well, you know when something begins to fail, when you lose confidence.

00:34:30.280 Okay.

00:34:32.220 My matcha didn't hit right today.

00:34:34.240 Instead of this, instead of the bit failing and teetering out and me like,

00:34:39.140 because I always look sad when that happens,

00:34:40.760 I think we should do a thing where bring it up for the end.

00:34:43.160 End it strong with me.

00:34:44.380 Okay.

00:34:44.520 Do you want me to help?

00:34:45.700 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 A little dose of sugar?

00:34:52.460 Watch this.

00:34:53.260 I have one for you, too.

00:34:54.560 I'll take it.

00:34:55.640 Yeah?

00:34:56.080 You know what?

00:34:56.500 But my biggest fantasy?

00:34:59.860 Ordering a coffee straight to the studio.

00:35:01.520 Do I dare?

00:35:03.120 That's my favorite thing.

00:35:03.960 Knowing it's on its way.

00:35:05.620 Subscribe below.

00:35:07.320 And we can't have lollipops on there.

00:35:09.300 All right, hold on.

00:35:09.900 I just want to say,

00:35:11.840 are you hearing me about what I said?

00:35:12.980 Instead of it dying with you disinterested

00:35:14.880 and then you going,

00:35:15.720 can we just find a way to get out of it?

00:35:17.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:18.960 God, it's good.

00:35:21.540 All right, I think we should close up our psychic

00:35:23.120 material. Let's leave it because we did good work today. Huh? We did good psychic work and I don't

00:35:31.700 want to fucking push it. And I think that was really good. And we're getting. I think you and 0.97

00:35:35.660 I. November, December, I think you and I should go to some kind of a hot spring or something

00:35:42.920 together and channel. Is it channeling we want? Like, what do we actually want to do?

00:35:49.080 live subscriber numbers.

00:35:52.160 I'm surprised to tell you

00:35:53.620 that these are,

00:35:54.600 that it is a less potent flavor

00:35:57.140 than I remember.

00:35:58.400 You want to crunch it to be done?

00:35:59.940 Just crunch, crunch, crunch.

00:36:01.140 Isn't there a tootsie roll in the middle?

00:36:02.400 Or is that?

00:36:02.980 No.

00:36:03.520 Is that from the 50s?

00:36:04.580 This might be,

00:36:05.080 is this a blow pop?

00:36:06.060 They have gum in there?

00:36:08.940 Oh my God.

00:36:16.680 Trick and treat.

00:36:19.080 I'm so sorry that I introduced the lollipop

00:36:22.640 Huge idea

00:36:25.480 You know how there's these restaurants

00:36:26.740 Okay where

00:36:27.900 You eat in the dark

00:36:30.940 Yeah

00:36:32.020 Who cares right

00:36:33.700 I'm saying you and me eat

00:36:36.080 Full eye contact the whole time

00:36:38.960 Eyes closed

00:36:40.480 No eye contact

00:36:41.900 Oh uh huh

00:36:43.440 We hold the gaze

00:36:47.480 Okay

00:36:49.060 That'd be fun.

00:36:50.200 I wrote down some things for us to talk about.

00:36:52.540 Okay.

00:36:57.080 Not seeing any winners.

00:36:58.720 Let's see.

00:37:03.740 Here's a question.

00:37:04.500 I started a secret account.

00:37:06.040 Oh.

00:37:06.340 On what?

00:37:07.440 Instagram.

00:37:08.420 Oh.

00:37:08.840 An ADD content account.

00:37:10.900 Oh, man.

00:37:11.780 Okay.

00:37:12.160 I started it while peeing.

00:37:15.420 And by while peeing, I mean after I had stopped peeing.

00:37:19.140 Do you pee and stay on the can for like 20 minutes?

00:37:21.800 Yeah, until like—

00:37:23.000 Until you can't feel your legs.

00:37:24.440 Yeah.

00:37:24.860 Yeah.

00:37:25.500 And just stuck with the phone.

00:37:26.240 I think that's widespread at this point.

00:37:27.840 Right.

00:37:28.600 Really?

00:37:28.980 Yeah, right.

00:37:29.560 Come off the can.

00:37:32.280 Feet numb.

00:37:34.960 Feet numb.

00:37:36.080 Tingling. 1.00

00:37:36.960 Have you ever looked at your ass after? 1.00

00:37:40.120 After what? 1.00

00:37:41.260 After you've been sitting on the can because you have the actual—

00:37:43.840 You're the full red horseshoe.

00:37:45.600 I thought you meant. 0.98

00:37:47.120 Oh, by the way, one was repulsive.

00:37:50.140 The other one was repulsive.

00:37:51.920 Dilated for 20 minutes.

00:37:59.320 It's actually not good. 1.00

00:38:00.640 It's actually not good for your asshole. 1.00

00:38:02.100 Well, I know. 1.00

00:38:02.920 That's what they say.

00:38:04.120 Oh, no, because I just heard a thing from a producer.

00:38:06.840 It's like, where are we?

00:38:07.820 A producer told us this.

00:38:08.720 A producer.

00:38:09.300 Tell me.

00:38:09.840 Okay.

00:38:10.080 more people have hemorrhoids because of sitting on the can on their phones because you're not

00:38:16.560 supposed to whatever pressure donut hole i don't know okay but hold on hold on yeah so i'm going 0.99

00:38:21.800 kate when you're like have you looked at your ass after i'm like oh no like you know what's 1.00

00:38:27.560 happening you've looked at your asshole with a hand mirror though of course yeah yeah i saw 1.00

00:38:34.680 the hand mirror is such an 80s thing like girls i saw at my parents how about the full-length 0.99

00:38:39.160 mirror and my parents recently there was a very specific hand mirror my mother's hand mirror that 1.00

00:38:43.620 I used to of course look at my vagina with when I was like a little child yeah and that was like 0.75

00:38:47.480 the vagina mirror and I remember like it was like and I saw it as an adult like last week I saw it 0.98

00:38:53.880 at my in my mom's bathroom yeah that's all no I don't need more than that it's wild I like this

00:39:00.800 tableau could like remember like the handle and I was young enough that the mirror seemed huge

00:39:06.900 In comparison, yeah. 1.00

00:39:09.780 It's my tiny vagina. 0.99

00:39:16.560 No, I can't believe we're going to discuss this. 1.00

00:39:18.720 No, but hold on. 0.97

00:39:19.840 The horseshoe is disgusting. 0.88

00:39:23.180 Okay, because it's back of the thighs.

00:39:26.180 I know, I know.

00:39:26.880 What it's doing, this is one of my things is that people are like, oh, the toilet seat is gross, whatever, okay?

00:39:33.460 Like, oh, you sat on the toilet seat.

00:39:34.800 Yeah.

00:39:34.980 Okay, you sit on toilet seats, whatever.

00:39:37.300 It's like the back of the thighs is the thing touching the thing that really touched the other people.

00:39:43.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:43.900 So you're like kissing the back of someone's back of their thigh.

00:39:48.880 The horseshoe was there recently.

00:39:53.580 Markings on the body from like pressure applied from different things.

00:39:58.420 Like you're sitting on like, you know, something.

00:40:01.220 That is really embarrassing.

00:40:03.140 Like.

00:40:03.360 Yeah.

00:40:04.980 that you just got dented the horseshoe the toilet i'm reminded of being last summer it's like if

00:40:12.360 you're if you're in a bathing suit and you somehow you sit well by the way well that's where you have 0.99

00:40:18.220 to be very careful of course and by the way i'm lying in the seat i'm not flush flushing my ass 1.00

00:40:23.460 what the seat in public i'm talking your ass no like like like at home i'll pee on my phone 20 0.99

00:40:32.820 minutes at home legs are numb yeah hobbling to the couch yeah public it's it's um you're in you're 0.99

00:40:38.280 out at top speed and you're you're if you are if you are sitting yeah i mean it has to be pristine

00:40:44.620 to really of course desperate but it would be like you know lean on one side of it kind of like

00:40:49.120 one tiny spot you're like okay two inches have of course nothing like yeah it's just it's do you

00:40:57.720 ever hear someone throwing up in a public bathroom because i feel like i have a fear about it happens

00:41:01.340 once every two years

00:41:02.340 yeah I think I heard that

00:41:03.540 recently and I was just

00:41:04.460 like

00:41:04.780 one

00:41:06.100 because the idea of that

00:41:06.960 what are you gonna do

00:41:07.580 you

00:41:07.980 sometimes it is

00:41:10.940 I haven't ever

00:41:13.080 have I thrown up

00:41:14.000 in a public restroom

00:41:15.040 when the

00:41:15.940 stalls

00:41:17.280 not okay

00:41:20.260 it's gotta be

00:41:21.780 at this point

00:41:22.500 doors

00:41:23.440 and walls

00:41:24.420 private room

00:41:25.240 it

00:41:26.240 I know

00:41:27.580 I don't care

00:41:28.200 are you kidding

00:41:28.680 I still

00:41:29.580 do you do this

00:41:30.980 i still have so much public pee anxiety yeah ballpark if i go in because it's a ballpark

00:41:37.300 back in the day by the way and the worst thing so my dermatologist office the bathroom two stalls

00:41:45.160 so you go into this little room and there's just two stalls two toilets with it and sometimes you

00:41:49.940 go in there imagine this one follows you in follows what about when it's when it's not a

00:41:54.860 friend but imagine when it's the person who just gave you a facial it's tough i guess and you go

00:41:59.900 in there do you wrestle with things i do a lot of wrestling trying to pretend something else is

00:42:03.760 going exactly do it i do a full audio play i'll do oh yeah yeah yeah try to hope that you know i do

00:42:11.560 a lot of that work zipping the fly up and down up and down well i don't go up there because i think

00:42:15.480 that might make like i'm like oh well you know you know it's huge you blow your nose in there

00:42:20.960 you take the opportunity pull pull pull blow my nose i'm blowing my nose in here

00:42:26.060 Right, right, right.

00:42:26.800 Which you think that's invalid.

00:42:28.300 You don't think that's something.

00:42:29.140 I'm not going to stand in the mirror blowing my nose.

00:42:31.680 I'd actually.

00:42:33.080 So blowing my nose, barely getting around to it.

00:42:35.480 And now it's time to phantom tampon play.

00:42:37.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:38.460 Russell, Russell, Russell.

00:42:39.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:40.640 And then it's a stand-up.

00:42:42.380 How about it's in a stand-up and two people are like this in the stall?

00:42:45.660 Well, this is when it's a stand-up and it's like.

00:42:47.360 Well, they're wrestling too, right?

00:42:49.560 They're wrestling too.

00:42:50.180 And you know what's really.

00:42:50.560 That's what I'm saying.

00:42:51.000 And you're going.

00:42:51.580 By the way.

00:42:52.340 And then I try to wrestle loud enough to over-wrestle them.

00:42:55.200 to over rustle them

00:42:56.500 so that they feel

00:42:57.820 almost safe peeing

00:42:59.240 yeah totally

00:42:59.960 well that's the ultimate

00:43:00.880 trying to make the other person

00:43:01.700 feel safe

00:43:02.180 because you're so unsafe to pee

00:43:03.360 but also

00:43:04.200 how about crank up the volume 1.00

00:43:06.060 in the restroom folks

00:43:07.160 how about when people

00:43:07.740 give up so quickly

00:43:08.600 because the big fear right

00:43:10.120 yeah

00:43:10.740 by the way

00:43:11.220 I'm not someone

00:43:12.000 who can shoot in public

00:43:13.040 okay

00:43:13.400 yeah

00:43:13.840 it's just not in my

00:43:14.740 it just wasn't built that way

00:43:16.020 I'm not

00:43:17.080 like it's just never

00:43:17.900 going to happen for me

00:43:18.580 I wouldn't

00:43:19.260 I wouldn't internalize

00:43:20.300 that belief

00:43:20.800 thank you

00:43:21.220 okay you're right

00:43:21.760 okay you need to be

00:43:22.480 you need to

00:43:22.980 I currently can't

00:43:23.680 but here's the thing

00:43:25.200 People, sometimes you go in at the same time as a person.

00:43:27.900 You hear them quickly.

00:43:28.740 They go, they do a little rustle.

00:43:31.020 They flush that quickly.

00:43:31.920 I go, well, put a little more into the act.

00:43:33.740 You went in there, rustled, flushed, and left.

00:43:37.120 The fear is that people are tracking you, right?

00:43:39.460 So the fear is they're going, they're listening for every sound.

00:43:41.960 Oh, she's peeing now.

00:43:42.840 Oh, I wonder if number two is coming, right?

00:43:45.920 It's like whatever.

00:43:47.220 So the fear is that they're doing that to you.

00:43:49.620 So you do the rustling, the phantom play to get to throw them off the scent or whatever.

00:43:53.260 which for me is trying to pee as if my life depends on it okay yeah so sometimes for them

00:43:59.700 you go in and you hear someone else not as much of a showman they go in immediate flush and leave

00:44:04.540 but what oh do you think okay so here's what here's what i'm saying you think they

00:44:09.920 went into pee couldn't do it and left i think that's the projection no i'm sure you have but

00:44:16.180 And I've, is that normal?

00:44:18.880 I've gone in, but it's not happening today.

00:44:22.560 It's like trying to come in there, trying to pee with a gun to my head. 0.93

00:44:26.420 It better be easier for you. 0.99

00:44:27.920 Sure.

00:44:30.080 But I just mean like, oh my God, the podcast goes to video and here you go.

00:44:35.020 Try, it's like trying to come in there. 0.94

00:44:37.340 The podcast goes to video and it's anus. 0.94

00:44:41.400 I know, I know.

00:44:43.120 Straight to camera.

00:44:43.840 Yeah.

00:44:46.180 But the, but the, the toilet, the, uh, do you think, and have you ever in the crack

00:44:51.380 of the stall caught someone's reflection in the mirror?

00:44:53.740 There's nothing worse than making eye contact through an impossible slim crack.

00:44:59.600 It is like, that shouldn't have happened.

00:45:01.080 How did we both make that happen?

00:45:02.740 Why are we looking?

00:45:04.260 Yeah.

00:45:05.580 I avoid it at all costs.

00:45:06.560 And then I don't, I basically don't like any time one eye accidentally.

00:45:10.800 You make eye contact with one eye because you don't know if you can, you gotta breeze

00:45:14.000 past.

00:45:14.500 looking, never actually

00:45:16.500 looking through the crack, yeah. A soft

00:45:18.460 gaze. Because I've never been in a public mirror

00:45:20.460 looking in the mirror trying to look into the

00:45:22.420 crack to make eye contact with somebody who's there.

00:45:24.440 You're checking. You're almost

00:45:26.320 checking to make sure that

00:45:28.020 you can't see them. I've never once

00:45:30.480 been a public audience. Are they still looking at me? They better

00:45:32.280 not still be looking at me, right?

00:45:34.160 And then, let me see, if that guy is really

00:45:36.240 still looking at me, okay? Now I've

00:45:38.340 looked at him six times.

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00:46:22.460 Oh, I got so irritated the other day, walking, walking.

00:46:26.700 And it's this thing where a certain kind of man, either he believes that I don't have peripheral vision, peripheral vision, right?

00:46:33.280 Just he locks in, you know, let's observe the woman, right?

00:46:37.860 Walking next to you on a public street?

00:46:39.860 He's sitting and I'm walking past in an airport or something.

00:46:43.080 Yeah.

00:46:43.380 You kind of like see it.

00:46:44.320 You can see easily in your periphery.

00:46:46.200 Yeah.

00:46:46.500 It's like, what do they think we are?

00:46:47.720 Like two sockets straight forward.

00:46:50.320 You can't see.

00:46:51.200 And he's like, you know, like watching the show.

00:46:53.040 Yeah, watching the show.

00:46:53.480 Okay, the next one comes on by.

00:46:54.860 Let's see. 0.99

00:46:55.420 Okay, she's in a tank top. 1.00

00:46:56.840 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:46:57.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:57.620 Whatever.

00:46:58.240 And I'm just like, and I'm like kind of into like, just like.

00:47:03.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:04.360 You know what I saw recently?

00:47:05.480 I see you.

00:47:07.060 I saw an incredible thing.

00:47:08.140 Yeah.

00:47:08.600 I saw gum in my teeth.

00:47:09.580 That's why I keep doing that.

00:47:10.660 I didn't even notice.

00:47:12.020 Oh.

00:47:12.540 That's a risk you take. 1.00

00:47:13.260 I was at the airport the other day and saw the classic thing of a woman was loading luggage into a car. 1.00

00:47:19.120 She was bent over, like a bit, bent over. 0.82

00:47:21.900 And I saw a guy doing the full.

00:47:23.540 It was unbelievable.

00:47:24.520 It was like, it was like the, it was like, literally this thing.

00:47:29.220 Like did a full.

00:47:31.760 Like did a full.

00:47:33.820 It was amazing.

00:47:34.700 Ew. Bent over like, just like, like in an 80s comedy, right? Yeah. Like in a pencil skirt. He was wheeling by, but he did a full, like, almost where. Almost for you? No, no, no. I think he didn't, he did not think he was being observed, but it was such a, it's so kind of excessive and performative. It felt like almost, he was like, but it was, he really.

00:47:55.420 Maybe he was, like, his only move is to, like, be like, yata, yata.

00:48:00.460 Okay, in case someone is looking, like, cartoon saves him.

00:48:04.420 Right, right.

00:48:04.960 Like, he's making fun of himself.

00:48:07.740 Yeah, I don't think it was that conscious.

00:48:09.480 It's just, I don't know what I was going for, but I think what I actually did was, I just was like, ugh.

00:48:16.100 Yeah.

00:48:16.320 You know, like.

00:48:17.760 What do you think about if you're going into the security line at the airport,

00:48:22.140 and someone in the middle of the security line

00:48:25.040 is having some kind of issue with the bag, right?

00:48:26.920 Getting stuff out.

00:48:27.920 You walk past them.

00:48:29.320 I guess I'm trying to say,

00:48:30.040 I was at the airport.

00:48:31.320 Otherwise, you're slowing everyone down.

00:48:32.760 I was at the airport just the other day in the line.

00:48:34.780 I mean, within reason.

00:48:36.100 And I was rolling, rolling.

00:48:38.160 Here's this guy.

00:48:38.900 And he's like taking a second with his wallet

00:48:40.680 to get his ID out and stuff.

00:48:42.080 He's kind of pulled to the side.

00:48:43.800 And I was like, I sort of slowed to be like,

00:48:45.580 okay, I don't need to come in front of him.

00:48:46.820 But then I go, I go, I'm coming up against him.

00:48:48.600 He's still looking for the ID.

00:48:50.440 I go, I have to pass him.

00:48:52.140 So I passed him, and then almost instantly, he caught up.

00:48:56.540 Here's my question.

00:48:58.020 And I almost interpreted it.

00:48:58.960 Why was he looking for his ID if he was post?

00:49:02.200 No, no, he's coming to the thing where you give your ID.

00:49:06.000 Oh, you cut that line.

00:49:09.040 Well, not cut, but he was slowing down looking for the thing.

00:49:11.960 That's actually really bold.

00:49:13.140 Was he pulled aside?

00:49:14.540 Yeah, he pulled to the side.

00:49:15.920 He'd fully pulled to the side.

00:49:17.820 If he pulled aside, then he's doing what's correct.

00:49:19.920 He pulled to the side.

00:49:20.660 sounds like he

00:49:22.040 I kind of slow down

00:49:23.620 to be like

00:49:24.400 to acknowledge

00:49:25.060 like you're yielding

00:49:26.200 you're yielding

00:49:26.780 is he gonna get it

00:49:28.020 is he gonna get it

00:49:28.700 is he gonna get it

00:49:29.420 I go

00:49:30.400 oh I'm coming here

00:49:31.300 I feel people behind me

00:49:32.060 I go I'm going

00:49:32.620 I'm going

00:49:33.040 and then immediately

00:49:34.740 and then I felt like

00:49:36.220 he almost like

00:49:37.100 like

00:49:37.780 he didn't do anything

00:49:38.860 to be clear

00:49:39.440 but I just felt him

00:49:40.480 there

00:49:41.040 and I was like

00:49:41.380 did I 0.99

00:49:41.800 am I the asshole 0.99

00:49:42.800 and then what happened 1.00

00:49:43.560 with the bins

00:49:44.380 the bins from hell

00:49:46.220 the gray bins from hell

00:49:47.440 this thing of putting

00:49:47.940 your whole suitcase

00:49:48.620 in the bin

00:49:49.180 okay well

00:49:50.660 However, they're all, yeah, I mean, the joy that the new thing gives me, the joy that

00:49:57.640 the new thing gives me, what thing?

00:50:01.160 Those, those weird, you know, the, it's like the new thing.

00:50:05.520 It's not just a conveyor belt.

00:50:06.600 I mean, there's a conveyor belt, someone running it, but there's the three bins and then the

00:50:09.900 bins pop in the bottom and you put it up.

00:50:11.700 Well, by the way, now, I love it.

00:50:12.840 They go, go to a new spot.

00:50:14.580 Exactly.

00:50:15.140 They're disrupting the linear, the first in line thing.

00:50:17.600 It's like, just go to the new spot.

00:50:19.120 Yeah.

00:50:19.200 do not my genius idea my genius idea okay that that the plane should load um basically like

00:50:29.920 let me make sure i remember this correctly i think it was load the window seats first

00:50:35.060 okay everyone is in a window seat first then load the middle seat then load the

00:50:40.740 okay and then but they're lined up specifically you get in a line outside the the like basically

00:50:48.440 there's a thing

00:50:49.280 there's a line

00:50:50.400 outside of the

00:50:52.040 at the gate

00:50:53.060 and the line has markings

00:50:54.820 with every single 1.00

00:50:55.680 goddamn seat number on it. 1.00

00:50:57.100 Okay? 1.00

00:50:57.360 You get to your marking.

00:50:58.340 You get to your marking

00:50:59.020 and it's designed for

00:51:00.480 what is the fastest way

00:51:01.880 we could load this plane.

00:51:03.540 Then there's no

00:51:04.480 I mean they're like

00:51:06.260 the only primal thing

00:51:07.720 we have left

00:51:08.240 the only primal hell

00:51:09.080 we have left

00:51:09.680 is waiting for zones

00:51:11.520 and the moment

00:51:12.680 your zone is called

00:51:13.520 the 0.63

00:51:13.840 trying not to look like 1.00

00:51:16.380 a fucking beast. 1.00

00:51:17.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:18.440 darting to be first i know it's like my favorite thing is of course we need to see people

00:51:26.400 first class there's always like when the people boarding late no no people oh literally like

00:51:33.760 literally it's like we're going to albuquerque honey relax or do you mean the first classers

00:51:39.640 themselves someone who's like i'm in the first class oh yeah it's like you're not even gonna

00:51:45.440 against a...

00:51:45.880 Did I call first?

00:51:47.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:47.980 Are they called first?

00:51:50.120 What about the thing of like now,

00:51:51.660 like the other row, okay?

00:51:52.940 And it's like,

00:51:54.160 you're supposed to go up like,

00:51:55.120 I'm sorry, I missed mine.

00:51:56.120 I'm priority.

00:51:56.840 I was supposed to board before.

00:51:57.940 Right, right.

00:51:58.320 I'm sorry, priority.

00:51:58.880 What about the two lanes?

00:52:00.280 The two lanes,

00:52:00.900 when they're not being used

00:52:02.400 and you're like,

00:52:03.240 they're not being like,

00:52:04.100 sometimes they do not use that system.

00:52:05.900 Properly, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:52:06.520 And so you're just an asshole 1.00

00:52:07.920 going into like priority, okay? 1.00

00:52:10.040 Well, I had this happen recently.

00:52:11.260 I'm waiting in the priority aisle.

00:52:13.220 I had this happen to me.

00:52:14.400 i love it at the bank love airport talk because you know there's a separate you know bank of

00:52:19.420 america it's like business account personal account yeah i have a business yeah we're talking

00:52:24.900 about last week really yeah but there was a long there was a line for personal no line for business

00:52:29.140 so i go into the business account oh yeah you look around story here briefcase but i did feel

00:52:35.180 like aaron brockovich i was like you're like that's for me what the hell imagine okay the average bank

00:52:42.840 right you go in it's like so clean right it's like clean there's sort of like the bad coffee

00:52:48.420 a pen by the way where's this coffee i haven't seen coffee in a bank in 800 years

00:52:53.000 i don't know in my mind it's there exists could be i could be wrong i think td bank has cookies

00:52:59.560 i could could be wrong but also like where are they being kept it's dusty it's not an industrial

00:53:04.560 kitchen but i would hate to see them decant from like entomans i'd hate to i hate to see that

00:53:11.000 You prefer it, I guess.

00:53:13.340 Actually, it's cleaner.

00:53:14.360 But these bank environments where you go in and it's like,

00:53:18.440 there's the tellers, there's the machines, okay?

00:53:22.040 Kate Entemann.

00:53:23.660 I get used to that.

00:53:25.320 Kate Entemann?

00:53:26.400 Imagine.

00:53:27.260 Oh, your last name to buy in.

00:53:28.640 Is it Entemann?

00:53:29.700 Or is it Entemann's?

00:53:30.540 Well, it's Entemann's, you know, pastry.

00:53:31.980 Apostrophe, yeah.

00:53:33.600 Very few people are named, plural.

00:53:35.900 Would you catch it?

00:53:36.620 Because it's a huge issue.

00:53:37.540 Would you catch it?

00:53:38.240 Daglan Novak's.

00:53:39.740 Oh, right, right.

00:53:40.540 would you catch it though

00:53:41.780 reservation

00:53:42.560 you're host at a restaurant

00:53:43.560 Kate Enteman

00:53:44.880 I guess

00:53:46.160 as in

00:53:46.680 yes

00:53:47.380 oh really

00:53:47.800 100%

00:53:48.340 okay

00:53:48.860 I mean let's say from a town 1.00

00:53:50.620 where there's a lot of Entemans 1.00

00:53:51.860 like historically

00:53:52.620 yeah 1.00

00:53:53.120 I've never met an Enteman 1.00

00:53:54.140 have you 1.00

00:53:54.480 I mean I've met some other

00:53:56.640 you know people

00:53:57.260 where you gasp

00:53:58.080 the last name

00:53:58.720 there was someone recently

00:53:59.620 where I go

00:54:00.020 it is crazy

00:54:01.420 when you get that

00:54:01.900 the old money thing

00:54:03.060 what was it

00:54:03.460 it was like a

00:54:03.880 crazy lumbar company

00:54:05.160 or something

00:54:05.960 lumbar

00:54:06.580 do you mean lumber

00:54:07.420 right

00:54:08.380 okay the lumbar pillow folks lumbar fracture i'm fixing it on back pain i added it what

00:54:17.180 with the bank wait there you go go go it's like it's like so clean and cold in there okay and

00:54:22.980 like fresh and it's like sort of fresh furniture the banks are so like unused community in banks

00:54:28.500 okay but unused feeling this is what i'm okay there's this like brand new and then you have

00:54:35.420 these what's then you have these offices often like glass see into them yeah come on these people

00:54:41.020 sitting in there with their empty desks i know they have a computer and like one piece of paper

00:54:46.560 yeah what are they doing it's this weird part of like you know car dealerships are also like this

00:54:52.520 it's it's like they're empty i gotta go to a car there's no stuff there yeah like and i don't know

00:54:59.220 that i'd want there to be but there's just something like you go to the bank and then it's

00:55:02.220 It's kind of like, what is it like to be one of those people that works in the bank?

00:55:07.580 I can imagine being a teller.

00:55:10.720 Yeah.

00:55:12.420 To be one of those people.

00:55:13.520 Oh, to be a teller, you've got.

00:55:14.880 Well, that's a whole.

00:55:16.060 You're alive in there.

00:55:16.940 Yeah.

00:55:17.660 A teller is.

00:55:18.560 And those people, they're just looking at your account. 1.00

00:55:21.160 It's like a fucking internal exam. 1.00

00:55:23.540 Someone walks up. 1.00

00:55:24.380 They look.

00:55:24.920 They see exactly how much money you have.

00:55:27.100 They have to not make a face.

00:55:29.420 They don't have a scream.

00:55:30.380 They can't go, hi, okay.

00:55:32.220 i bet some do and then they get fired oh wait yeah wait hold on

00:55:40.620 completely neutral expression opening a bank account

00:55:42.640 i think they dissociate from the numbers yeah and i bet they tell each other a lot of these

00:55:50.820 people have multiple accounts at multiple banks like this is not reflective necessarily of their

00:55:55.240 net worth.

00:55:58.000 Do you think Teller's in the back of coffee? 1.00

00:55:59.700 You see that bitch? 1.00

00:56:02.100 He's a millionaire. 1.00

00:56:03.260 Or just about someone. I don't know.

00:56:05.280 Did you see that one?

00:56:07.460 Just holding on by a thread.

00:56:08.740 I think if you've got a group

00:56:09.900 that is hired together,

00:56:13.200 they're all new together,

00:56:14.380 they're all talking, and then three weeks in,

00:56:16.600 it's a old hat, they don't talk about it anymore.

00:56:18.360 They're talking about television.

00:56:21.880 Talk about television, do they?

00:56:23.260 you mean because television's over yeah i'm actually watching the golden bachelorette

00:56:28.200 oh really you're not watching that no but i mean

00:56:33.100 is it there's no i refuse to yeah yeah i know you could say you've been doing mine

00:56:42.100 you could say that we've i was gonna say i refuse to debase

00:56:45.220 our show into talking about golden bachelorette yeah some would argue

00:56:49.500 I've already debased this enough

00:56:53.900 with the

00:56:54.840 toilet tops

00:56:55.760 toilet talk

00:56:56.660 it's like

00:56:58.720 the mind reading games

00:56:59.440 I just found gum

00:57:02.400 in my own mouth

00:57:03.740 finally released

00:57:04.980 from the tooth

00:57:05.720 where do you think

00:57:09.080 we'll go to dinner

00:57:09.640 you and me

00:57:10.860 we're not going to dinner tonight

00:57:12.080 no not tonight

00:57:12.880 oh

00:57:13.320 because you told me explicitly

00:57:14.940 and then I

00:57:15.680 no no but I just mean

00:57:16.560 where do you think

00:57:16.980 we'll go to dinner next

00:57:19.500 I mean, I told you I want to talk crossroads.

00:57:21.700 I want that.

00:57:22.320 I want to talk crossroads.

00:57:23.340 What's the top shelf vegan experience?

00:57:24.940 I'll go to crossroads.

00:57:26.200 I feel like someone posted about one that was closing, but I can't go to one that's closing.

00:57:31.300 It's too, like, depressing.

00:57:32.800 I think there's a new Italian vegan place in Los Feliz that opened.

00:57:36.380 Really? 1.00

00:57:37.900 I'd be so careful with those with nut allergy.

00:57:40.000 I know.

00:57:40.600 How's that been for you?

00:57:43.460 Mixed results.

00:57:45.680 Yeah.

00:57:46.200 Mixed results.

00:57:46.940 But I keep on showing up.

00:57:49.200 Of course.

00:57:51.760 When I get into something, what was I thinking?

00:57:54.940 You've seen the comments under the video?

00:57:56.700 So the video is posted to the episode, full episode, right?

00:57:59.540 It's there.

00:57:59.940 It's a video.

00:58:00.360 They watch it.

00:58:00.740 And then they're chatting below going, this is the community we needed the whole time.

00:58:03.840 It's unbelievable.

00:58:04.800 We really have to say thank you to everyone who is subscribing, the support.

00:58:09.640 I mean, it's true, the support that we've received the last couple of weeks in this

00:58:13.080 very tumultuous, confusing, uncertain time.

00:58:14.840 When I get the email, it says, Joseph has subscribed.

00:58:18.220 Oh, yeah.

00:58:18.860 When I see Joseph has subscribed, Amelia has subscribed.

00:58:22.460 It sends something into your soul.

00:58:25.120 It feels so good.

00:58:25.940 We feel every subscription.

00:58:27.320 We feel every single one of you.

00:58:29.480 We see your names.

00:58:30.680 I had, honey, I had notifications going right to my Gmail.

00:58:34.220 I was seeing the names.

00:58:34.840 Yeah, we do.

00:58:36.240 I mean, the intimacy.

00:58:37.940 No, the intimacy of the names coming in.

00:58:40.000 Actually, I think this might be an opportunity.

00:58:42.780 Kate, I don't know if you know this.

00:58:44.360 This might be news to you.

00:58:45.400 Do you know that we have two Overpaying is Erotic Lifetime subs? 0.99

00:58:50.220 Let's hear their names.

00:58:51.060 So right now there are two people in our minds who are Overpaying is Erotic subscribers.

00:58:55.900 That's the Lifetime.

00:58:57.840 Okay, that's the Lifetime, but you're a founder is the point.

00:59:00.000 You're a founder of the new show.

00:59:01.080 Because you're launching it right now.

00:59:02.460 Upfront Capital, Angel Investor, Patron of the Arts.

00:59:05.160 Angel Investor.

00:59:05.980 Are you ready?

00:59:07.340 Here are their names.

00:59:09.040 Do we dare?

00:59:09.840 I think they want their names.

00:59:11.340 We can always check later.

00:59:12.480 Are you ready?

00:59:13.100 I mean, if they're a founding member, they want it.

00:59:14.580 Actually, we promised it.

00:59:15.500 We promised it.

00:59:15.960 We promised a shout out.

00:59:17.100 Okay, you ready?

00:59:17.920 Susan Abate.

00:59:19.820 Susan, thank you so much for your founding.

00:59:22.000 Oh, no, wait.

00:59:22.560 It's not Susan.

00:59:23.600 Sorry.

00:59:24.380 Okay.

00:59:25.220 Are you ready?

00:59:26.360 Suzanne Abate.

00:59:28.020 Suzanne, thank you so much for being a founder of the new show.

00:59:31.760 A founding member of the Angel Investor.

00:59:33.700 Means everything.

00:59:35.380 I'm dying to know more about, and you know, if it's Abbott, okay, because it's spelled

00:59:40.340 like agate.

00:59:41.240 Yeah, yeah, sure. 0.86

00:59:41.800 She looks like a gate.

00:59:42.480 If it's Abbott, Suzanne, reach out.

00:59:44.580 We'll make that correction.

00:59:45.660 And by the way, I'm going to be researching these people tonight.

00:59:47.420 You think I'm not to know who our founders are?

00:59:49.180 This is huge.

00:59:49.980 Okay, you ready?

00:59:50.980 I mean, honestly, take a minute with that.

00:59:52.600 I know.

00:59:52.680 When's the last time you drop that kind of cash?

00:59:56.320 I mean, huge.

00:59:57.800 That is so beautiful.

00:59:58.820 I hope these people also can write in and say, maybe in the AMA or elsewhere,

01:00:04.080 I'd love if they could write in and say what inspired them to do that.

01:00:07.460 I would love that as well.

01:00:08.240 Are you ready?

01:00:08.620 Are you ready?

01:00:08.980 We have two founders.

01:00:10.280 Maybe they're both single and it's a love affair.

01:00:13.300 Okay, you ready?

01:00:13.880 By the way, I think we should do a Bromant Novik dating circle.

01:00:17.280 Well, there we go. 0.99

01:00:17.700 By the way, holy shit. 1.00

01:00:20.280 There we go. 1.00

01:00:21.040 Because this community is teeming.

01:00:22.880 Yeah, it's teeming with people.

01:00:24.620 By the way, imagine, I mean, this is huge.

01:00:27.340 Literally pairing with, like.

01:00:30.060 Is this insane of me to say, but I just feel like if someone really loves the show, they're safe to be in love with.

01:00:35.460 That's probably not true.

01:00:36.720 Freaks that run every corner, but you know what I'm trying to say.

01:00:39.160 Yeah, there always are. 0.90

01:00:40.540 Yeah.

01:00:43.060 You ready?

01:00:43.880 Yeah.

01:00:44.980 David Saul.

01:00:47.860 David, thank you so much.

01:00:49.780 S-A-L-L.

01:00:50.600 For being a founding contributor to our show.

01:00:53.360 David and Suzanne.

01:00:54.620 Suzanne and David.

01:00:56.260 We love you.

01:00:57.840 David Saul.

01:00:58.260 We appreciate it so much.

01:00:59.200 It means the world.

01:00:59.540 This is huge.

01:01:01.100 I can't believe they did it.

01:01:02.400 And I can because we didn't put it there so no one could do it.

01:01:05.240 Well, they're helping us in a profound way.

01:01:07.000 And we feel that support.

01:01:07.760 Angel investors will never forget Suzanne.

01:01:09.160 We feel the support down to the $5 mark.

01:01:11.300 Huge.

01:01:11.700 The $5 mark is a hug right to the heart.

01:01:14.980 Yeah.

01:01:15.280 But when I see that someone wants the next level because they're yearning for more bonus.

01:01:19.560 Oh, yeah.

01:01:20.220 Well, I want to tell you right now.

01:01:21.220 Wow.

01:01:21.320 If you're subscribed right now, $5, you're enjoying ad-free.

01:01:24.100 You're enjoying the video.

01:01:25.740 You're enjoying the AMA bonus episode that's coming.

01:01:29.080 Wait till you see what's coming at the $10 mark, folks.

01:01:32.520 Well, actually, I'm worried we're going to over-deliver on the $10 when really we should be rolling out $15, $20, $25.

01:01:38.080 because right now the 10 is going to be the 10 is where you and me keep going you know what we

01:01:42.500 should put in the 10 all right nudes no but you know yeah i put some i'll throw some nudes in at

01:01:47.740 20 a month i think i think lifetime is worth i think the shadow it's good but yeah more is coming

01:01:55.900 uh the other benefit yeah the community is huge huge we love you we love you loving each other

01:02:01.060 all right okay love you love you

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - January 06, 2025

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