Unlearn16: Class is in Session - The One Where We Buy the Pumpkin and Get The Chicken On Sale

00:00:00.000 class is in session what's up everybody oh today we're bringing you with us as heaven help me i do

00:00:10.840 all the things on sunday that i didn't want to do it's a day in the life it's of a sunday a

00:00:16.500 frustrating day on the sunday i didn't and all i want to do is go home and watch a good show

00:00:21.800 we can't agree on a good show so guess what we're gonna go do we're gonna go to a bunch of stores

00:00:26.740 not i have to go to but i don't want to go to and you know can we at least buy something fun

00:00:35.140 sure well you have something in your face well still thank you but the light's green

00:00:39.060 just out of curiosity when people walk across the street you know especially in a parking lot

00:00:47.420 do you think it's rational for them to lift their head up and look to the left and the right to make

00:00:54.080 sure they're not going to get hit by a car i mean it would make sense but if you have the right of

00:00:58.840 way those kids were just like this they weren't even looking at their phone i don't even think

00:01:02.080 they were looking at their shoes just head down walking across maybe they had nice shoes well

00:01:08.020 listen somebody's gonna get smoked by a car and then what well you gotta pay attention when you

00:01:12.640 drive and then well i paid attention obviously but i'm just saying you're putting a lot of faith 0.99

00:01:18.620 in the hands of morons potatoes behind the wheel let's say we're taking you the first place i go 0.97

00:01:25.660 every day that's how i start the day every day pinky i throw out the old coffee cups from tim 1.00

00:01:31.400 horns i avoid the bees what's with the bees there's a lot of canadian bees they seem aggressive

00:01:39.760 and we go get a new coffee replacement and we get anna's weird drink can i get a medium

00:01:48.780 double double please and a meat what any double coffee yeah a medium steep tea black but half

00:01:57.800 cold water yeah that's all thank you thanks i'm excited to see what i'm getting today she's

00:02:10.740 definitely not getting what i just asked for we can always tell by the hesitation in the tim horton

00:02:15.220 worker's voice that they're like why is this crazy person asking for this and then they're trying to

00:02:20.400 understand what she could possibly want with half cold water and why she's ordering a tea in the

00:02:24.520 first place someone told me that um you can order children temperature like child temperature they

00:02:31.560 don't know we tried that the other day and they were like they were like what and then i described

00:02:36.080 it she's like oh you want half cold water i'm like you're the only tim hortons employee that

00:02:39.860 knows what that is as soon as i go somewhere else baby what's your favorite store to go to on a

00:02:45.860 sunday long pause we're gonna have to edit that out i don't know it's now a seven hour

00:02:53.100 probably urban planet i guess oh urban planet maybe how many times have we gone to urban

00:02:59.040 planet this week well just one it felt like at least three times you know why because their

00:03:05.040 urban planet is the same as forever 21 and there's we have different versions the same

00:03:11.380 and and and and i think it's the same as blue notes i think if we looked it up the parent

00:03:16.320 company's all the same so i feel like they always have something different i always get one piece

00:03:21.680 at forever 21 and then the other piece i end up finding it at urban planet

00:03:25.700 garage is pretty good too is garage the same no garage is different garage is completely

00:03:31.140 different i think they're owned by the same people pretty expensive garage is pretty expensive

00:03:35.340 like a special day garage but here's the thing it's not like it's great quality i mean i got

00:03:42.200 those parachutes i got those parachute pants from garage remember and then the thing broke almost

00:03:48.580 right away they always fall down yours you pulled it out all together oh yeah but that's the little

00:03:53.300 plastic thingy but like the pants are still pretty good plastic thingy is what to make the pants work

00:03:58.540 well i just tied knots onto it and it works just fine i'm just saying i have to make alterations

00:04:03.260 i'm so excited to see if we got the right order right now it feels the right temperature

00:04:07.340 might be a little bit warmer but it i think they did a good job baby uh 10 out of 10 tim horns

00:04:15.440 Baby, I know you wanted me to match you, but look, I match underneath your hat.

00:04:19.940 See? I'm always thinking, always thinking.

00:04:23.020 She just wanted to wear pink today, and then she just realized that the underneath was pink.

00:04:27.400 It's a win-win.

00:04:28.620 And not to mention that I got dressed first today, and so she knew that the colors for today were purple and still decided to go pink.

00:04:34.660 People at home are like, the colors?

00:04:36.900 The color of today is purple.

00:04:39.440 The number of today is four.

00:04:41.520 uh subconsciously i already went the wrong way because i really don't want to go to urban plan

00:04:47.160 um and just so that everybody knows i have no idea where we are half the time i never know

00:04:52.500 but today i realized that she was going the wrong way so guys props to me it's only been

00:04:58.440 three years of living in the same area so anna just brought up an actual fun place to go but

00:05:06.260 we don't know if they're ready for us yet so we're going to drive up there and i'm very excited it

00:05:10.540 can either make or break the day maybe we should have started i was gonna say there's so you put

00:05:15.620 so much pressure on this place to make or break your day that's what it makes it'll make me so

00:05:20.000 happy if it's open ready to go also are you turning that way yeah i'm going left oh see

00:05:25.860 i don't know where we're going i'm gonna drop you over there see if you can get home the thing is

00:05:30.740 is i don't i don't like when things aren't finished and i have to finish them and our

00:05:35.680 halloween decorations i know it's only september but our halloween decorations are almost done

00:05:40.260 and we're just missing a couple things gave it away where we're gonna go i didn't say anything

00:05:46.580 so ann has talked me into having a halloween party initially it was like sure we can have

00:05:50.820 a halloween party and i'm like oh god i don't want to and then i'm like sure and then we were

00:05:54.580 at the dollar store looking at paper plates and we couldn't find the ones we wanted i'm like ew

00:05:57.940 i hate it all i've gone back and forth and now she really wanted to do this halloween party just

00:06:04.260 saying it was more you it was way more you i i like the idea of a party and then i don't want to

00:06:11.300 have to do anything i just suggested if you should have a chest and then when i suggested it you went

00:06:17.620 oh my god yes i definitely want to have a party for the staff do i do i sound do it and then and

00:06:23.940 then when i was like okay well let's figure it out and then we started planning things

00:06:28.900 then that's when it started going downhill for her but it was you were it's true listen i admit in

00:06:35.060 concept i like the idea of a party in practicality and reality i want to be a kardashian so i can

00:06:42.500 tell other people to do the party maybe i call chris guys they have some and i see a giant one

00:06:48.980 over there and there's big big ones the question is how much can i put in the back oh no one

00:06:55.540 met its match well i like the different color pumpkins you know like the white pumpkins and

00:07:01.300 the other color pumpkins orange is too predictable okay okay hold on what is it you are under five

00:07:10.500 feet how do you feel about that i'm actually five feet five feet here no but look it's not on the

00:07:18.900 oh it's a cheat okay you can still go on the ride

00:07:26.100 this one get to the other side should we go home and get my car and you're not lifting go baby go

00:07:32.900 i found my favorite pumpkins these pumpkins scary it's creepy pumpkins deformed pumpkins see this

00:07:44.100 is what this is what halloween should be all about creepy scary pumpkins we needed a cart okay we're

00:07:51.220 gonna show you all the ones we get one that's one now i get to choose now i get to choose

00:07:56.980 big ones on the bottom two oh it looks like you get to choose it looks like toads from

00:08:04.340 Your choice. We get six of this kind. Choose.

00:08:11.140 This one. That one looks like it has a disease. This one. 0.98

00:08:24.820 This flat one. Last one. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. Good choice. Good choice. That's a coop one.

00:08:34.340 What about this one?

00:08:35.780 Now the little ones.

00:08:36.940 I need to find the perfect.

00:08:39.160 Ew, this one. 0.83

00:08:41.200 My little pretty.

00:08:42.700 I want a perfect one.

00:08:43.940 Oh my goodness.

00:08:45.300 Then, which other one do we get?

00:08:49.360 This one.

00:08:51.600 Ooh.

00:08:54.140 Three.

00:08:55.940 Four.

00:08:57.860 And we'll do this one. 1.00

00:09:01.040 He's a biracial pumpkin. 1.00

00:09:02.920 Equality.

00:09:03.440 so i think that we

00:09:04.920 baby you control the pumpkins you can't just like let them go all willy-nilly i got them

00:09:14.960 i know you did that video about toasting but you when you cheer somebody what's the point

00:09:21.960 of cheersing somebody to be nice cheers no it's because you cheers and then some of my

00:09:27.300 liquid goes into yours and some of your liquid goes into mine why would you want that and

00:09:31.480 because then that proves that like i didn't poison your drink so first first of all when did this

00:09:38.840 get invented cheersing i don't know but like kings and queens and stuff like that okay and and why

00:09:44.240 was there so much why was was was poison so prolific why does everybody have put me back

00:09:51.240 in the day that's how they did it that's how they did it i don't understand that's how they did it

00:09:55.320 who knew all about poisons back then or fallen again oh we'll get the hang of it we'll get the

00:10:00.880 hang of it. We've only been doing it for three years. It wouldn't be an Anna and Joe vlog if

00:10:06.060 the camera doesn't fall. It's okay. I can drive like this. Watching Anna and trying to negotiate

00:10:12.100 this like octopus like stand is as I drive is probably one of the most frustrating things you

00:10:21.580 can experience with a partner where you're trying to tell somebody how to do something but I can't

00:10:26.480 show like i'm about three seconds from pulling over so i can show you first of all that wasn't

00:10:31.820 very nice well you wouldn't you wouldn't have it go like this second of all this is not how you'd

00:10:36.280 have the stand well you have to rock with it because what i was trying to figure out is a

00:10:41.320 way because right now it's got three sticks right and i was trying to get the middle stick to be at

00:10:46.820 the front so that it doesn't let it come this way but every time i turn the thing it loosens it up

00:10:51.840 i just need the stand to be rotated that's all i was trying to do and there's this thing here

00:10:58.080 that i was also trying to get rid of so the higher i place the phone the better yeah that's

00:11:02.480 fine but then you place the phone higher then you need to put the little octopus arms out further and

00:11:08.800 flatter so it can stabilize it can't go flatter not flat but like like this like like a tripod

00:11:16.800 like a tripod that's why tripods work three legs equal spreading out when we're parked i will let

00:11:24.640 you figure it out because she don't listen that's what you're trying to do isn't gonna work it's

00:11:30.640 gonna work because if you leave it all the way up the legs are really long so i had to bend them

00:11:35.120 anyways you can't do or you can do it like this what was that so instead of doing them like this

00:11:43.680 like tilted up which i don't understand and you need to get a little lower you do it like a crab

00:11:49.280 like so the legs are bent like this

00:11:54.640 when i was a kid there was a water bed store right over there and uh like a whole store

00:11:59.760 just for water beds and i got one in grade eight and it was gray with um dusty rose bumpers

00:12:07.040 and you had it was like heated and it was brilliant you ever slept with water beds no

00:12:11.680 but it's like you know that you're that you're old when there's an entire store dedicated store

00:12:17.440 how many people do you think had water beds in 1989 that's a year by the way 1989. i really kind

00:12:23.840 of want it back a little bit and then i woke up one night so i had it forever and then i woke up

00:12:28.240 one night and the heater broken and when the water heater breaks it like it can kill you like it sucks

00:12:34.000 all of the the heat out of your body i woke up cold for like a week and a half it was horrible

00:12:40.640 then you have to drain the whole thing and there's there's hoses involved and you have to put it out

00:12:44.720 your window it was such a nightmare and then we got another heater put it on underneath but it

00:12:49.600 was never the same again so then we threw the whole thing out this is why i don't like this

00:12:55.040 store how can you already have christmas stuff i love this store this is my favorite place this

00:13:00.320 is where my whole wardrobe is from guys it smells like plastic it's a moshishi jacket it's a music

00:13:10.640 come here little sunshine in their eyes shiny get the vest it's nice okay now i love this

00:13:22.560 door stand by get garfield get some lasagna a charlie brown show oh baby i think this movie

00:13:33.440 bambi let's be honest it was like a lot of bad dreams for a long time when we were kids right

00:13:39.680 oh you gotta be joking me man you know what you put some smurfs on anything and i'm already in

00:13:47.600 i'm in they just have to every store has to tap into the fact that at 40 years old 45 years old

00:13:53.120 we're all trying to recapture our youth so put it on a t-shirt put it on a backpack put it on 0.97

00:13:58.960 a shoe it doesn't matter we're gonna buy it because we have stupid adult money and we like 0.76

00:14:04.640 our memories nostalgia it was a success my halloween costume is now done very exciting 0.62

00:14:11.040 very exciting mine is not but i have something special in the works that's going to require

00:14:17.920 other people's influence into my general aesthetic aesthetic people say aesthetic

00:14:26.000 i say aesthetic what's the right word aesthetic aesthetic i don't know there's no th i'm sure

00:14:31.760 there is it's probably silent a silent th the english language is difficult next up my other

00:14:38.800 favorite place walmart yes everything is so much cheaper in there i don't know i understand i love

00:14:48.080 walmart i love it sucks the soul walmart should be where all halloween takes place because that's

00:14:54.400 where the dimension the portal the hell is that's right right i think it's aisle five that was 0.89

00:15:00.800 aggressive and I love Walmart. I cannot wait to go to Walmart. They have everything that you could

00:15:07.200 possibly need. Walmart, love it. In case anybody was wondering, the tea is perfect. I also loved

00:15:14.640 it in the car. It's been in the car for three hours. That too, but it's perfect. I had this great idea

00:15:20.880 for Joe to do as a TikTok or as a vlog because Krispy Kreme came out with their new pumpkin

00:15:28.080 line and so i was all excited and i was like oh my gosh let's go do the pumpkin thing and you can

00:15:33.120 taste all of them because there was like a couple like four or five maybe that they have

00:15:37.520 that they're new anyways um you guys know there's cinnamon and everything did you add another

00:15:43.840 syllable cinnamon cinnamon i did not cinnamon there's cinnamon and pumpkin and i'm not gonna

00:15:50.240 eat a single slice slice you mean donut not a single bite i don't even want to walk into

00:15:56.960 krispy cream right this very moment there's a lot of places i can't go to in the fall like those

00:16:02.560 candle stores dead come the fall i can't every candle they have up front every everything they've

00:16:10.080 lit every spray every piece of soap do you know what we found out like last year or two years ago

00:16:16.400 the pine cones at uh christmas and halloween they spray them with um cinnamon listen i didn't just

00:16:24.640 find that out too if i walk into michael's come pine cone season they have doused them in fake

00:16:32.640 cinnamon and i literally last time i went in there i thought i had missed them because i held my

00:16:38.720 breath when i walk in because they're usually right at the front i held my breath and i walked

00:16:42.800 around the corner i'm like oh they're not even here i walked around the corner i took a deep

00:16:46.320 inhale because she was all in her breath and my lungs caught on fire at night joe likes to sleep

00:16:54.320 listening to house so she'll play house off her phone well rude about the weird about that why

00:17:00.000 are you telling this story they already know so i scroll through tick tock or whatever and then

00:17:05.760 when i'm ready to fall asleep i have to turn her episode off and wait for it usually ripley's

00:17:11.840 protecting my phone that's true so she likes my phone so she'll try to grab it and shut it off

00:17:17.920 and ripley will either swat at her or grab the phone so i kind of like i should videotape that

00:17:22.400 it's a little dangerous but um sometimes i'm because i'm trying to grab it and turn it off

00:17:29.120 or whatever sometimes i take screenshots accidentally because i'm trying to lock the

00:17:34.320 phone after i've turned the episode off i've been i've been deleting screenshots from my thing i

00:17:39.600 I thought I did it by accident and I was going mental.

00:17:43.160 That was you?

00:17:44.060 That's me.

00:17:45.160 There's like four screenshots I just took off.

00:17:48.080 I'm a problem.

00:17:49.320 Oh, my God. 0.67

00:17:50.520 I thought I was a crazy person. 1.00

00:17:52.820 Look at how pretty this shot is.

00:17:54.180 It's because you're in it.

00:17:55.060 It's so nice, guys.

00:17:56.840 Take a minute.

00:17:58.180 Take some deep cleansing. 0.64

00:18:00.280 Oh, look at the, those are seagulls, but it looked kind of pretty.

00:18:02.800 Deep cleansing breaths right before we go into, you know, the portal to hell.

00:18:08.080 But this is nice.

00:18:09.600 On a side note, this is not supposed to be out here.

00:18:14.300 How did that even get here?

00:18:15.860 Who is for the pleasure?

00:18:17.280 I don't know, but that's not very nice for someone who might want it.

00:18:20.300 Want it?

00:18:21.060 They can eat that.

00:18:22.020 I know, that's what I'm saying.

00:18:23.380 Okay, I have an FYI, like an important announcement. 0.99

00:18:27.320 This stuffing, garbage. 0.97

00:18:29.560 No stovetop. 1.00

00:18:31.280 Crap. 1.00

00:18:31.700 I didn't know crap. 1.00

00:18:32.440 You need Paxo stuffing. 1.00

00:18:34.280 Paxo from Britain. 0.99

00:18:35.560 Did you know that stovetop isn't from Stokers, it's from crap? 0.98

00:18:39.600 it's a mandela effect it's not a mandela effect it's still stinking stuffing and on another note 0.95

00:18:46.020 these used to be a lot bigger so when we when i was a kid are they bad for you probably they

00:18:52.320 used to be bigger now they're like a toonie size ridiculous i have an experiment to make with these

00:18:57.820 next trees next to what guys always always getting more bananas we have like 37 at home

00:19:07.580 just in case she runs out at any given moment's notice oh we found more pumpkins i like that

00:19:14.940 get that i like this i like the super creepy ones get them all what do you who remembers

00:19:23.420 this mandela great no his nose is blue if i was gonna get captain crunch would be the cereal of

00:19:30.460 choice by the way if you're getting cereal this i'm just gonna get this just in case do i have

00:19:34.700 Do I have some of this at home?

00:19:36.160 Maybe we should eat an extra.

00:19:37.320 Do you remember when I couldn't remember

00:19:38.780 that it was called corn pops

00:19:40.040 and you asked me what my favorite cereal was

00:19:42.100 and I kept saying popcorn.

00:19:43.780 Popcorn, my favorite cereal is popcorn.

00:19:46.700 If you're gonna get Pop-Tarts,

00:19:48.220 you get the strawberry ones, all right?

00:19:50.180 I'm just saying, if you have to get them

00:19:51.780 and every once in a while, I have to,

00:19:53.540 even though they make my throat itch.

00:19:55.000 I don't know why that is.

00:19:56.120 What is that?

00:19:56.960 Do you remember in that episode of Roswell

00:19:58.720 when they thought they stole the Snapple?

00:20:00.900 No, I made you watch it.

00:20:02.220 Nobody remembers Roswell.

00:20:04.700 see this is where my soul starts to leave my barbie i've been here too long now we need garbage bags

00:20:11.660 and compost bags and in case you were wondering this is the kind of kitty litter i use lightweight

00:20:18.140 why because i have zero interest in breaking my back trying to lift kitty litter no sponsorship

00:20:24.300 anna what is that i was gonna laugh what are we doing this for ripley oh now we're buying toys

00:20:32.620 I saw this for Ripley.

00:20:34.200 It's called the stimulator.

00:20:36.840 What does that mean?

00:20:39.080 Why would a cat like a guy in a banana?

00:20:41.580 She wouldn't. 0.99

00:20:42.200 She's going to love these little mice. 0.99

00:20:44.680 Okay, get her those.

00:20:45.760 We'll get her those. 1.00

00:20:46.540 This little lamby and this guy.

00:20:48.040 I'm still confused about the banana.

00:20:49.800 Walmart, I love the Grinch, but it is not Christmas.

00:20:53.940 You can't be this excited about Christmas yet.

00:20:56.000 I love it.

00:20:56.740 Oh, Monty.

00:20:57.860 Listen, I don't agree with what's going on here right now.

00:21:00.260 You should add this to your duck hunt.

00:21:01.980 but i would like to know if anybody knows where to get the grinch christmas tree you know the

00:21:09.140 one that goes like that where do i get that i found another gnome we can get

00:21:13.900 this is very cool i can feel it in my bones we decided that we were only getting two things

00:21:25.780 anna did it wrong and then we got we got all the things in here but now we have to transfer them

00:21:32.580 there because we didn't remember a bin in order to get to the car lift with your legs babe all 0.99

00:21:39.300 right look it's not stable we need more halloween decorations anna needs a lesson on how to

00:21:45.460 organize this but we need more halloween decorations look i gotta go to home sense

00:21:50.580 so that i can get revitalized to then have to go to the 17th grocery store of the day

00:21:56.660 let's go okay how much can i spend she cut me off i said how much do you want me to spend and then

00:22:03.860 we say all of it can you guys type in all of it into the comments all of it i say all of it i say

00:22:13.060 baby give me short clips and she always adds more sentences look what i found it's the best

00:22:21.220 halloween it's a mummy i found a gnome i found a different gnome what about this gnome pennywise

00:22:28.500 baby what about pennywise it's a witch gnome oh wait wait wait that's a candy corn let's get the

00:22:34.900 candy corals got it got it got it got it don't got we need this guy i don't want to get out of

00:22:46.180 here before somebody drops the house on you guys we found a fancy gnome velvet

00:22:55.620 bone juice bone juice

00:22:58.020 ew i like this guy too look he has um oh what is that a bell frankenstein no a bell

00:23:07.300 what is that a belt but i do like the bell

00:23:12.340 i should already have this baby i don't want to put anything back i want to get that that's

00:23:17.300 a it balloon i know lamp we should probably have two of those so maybe just put one thing back and

00:23:23.940 and now off the longos thank goodness we don't have to go to dollarama what are we getting at

00:23:38.020 longos silver lining i need um also salads at longos and i need maybe if they have any meat

00:23:45.700 on sale i hate the fact that i'm adult and i'm excited about when chicken's on sale 90

00:23:50.340 percent maybe or maybe let's go 80 percent of our halloween decorations which are beautiful by the

00:23:57.140 way you'll see them one day um we're from the dollar store so i don't know why you'd be hating

00:24:02.580 on the dollar 90 that's that's why that's why i said 80. not even 80 oh yeah absolutely not

00:24:10.260 you just don't know where i got it from what we're at longos and we found the mixed fancy pumpkins

00:24:18.420 i'm excited i want a good one oh that one's soft oh i just stuck my finger

00:24:24.660 okay i'll wipe that on my paint one pumpkin i like it it's blue it's mixed shaping

00:24:32.440 i need a two pumpkin

00:24:35.380 oh this one that's heavier than i thought but i like that one

00:24:40.880 pink you can't tell that's pink but it's pink it's not orange

00:24:46.160 it's a good thing we brought the little ones off the farm because usually we get them at

00:24:49.900 longos and we didn't get any of them and by the time i didn't get them that was that that took

00:24:54.740 something out of my back just saying i need a massage or something my favorite salad from

00:25:01.380 longos is the asian salad i get two sometimes even three and then what she does is she takes

00:25:08.120 one out and eats it and then the other two are in the drawer and she forgets that they're there

00:25:11.980 One time. One time, I forget.

00:25:14.900 All right, crackers are a hard choice,

00:25:16.720 but I'll tell you what I'm not getting duped by again.

00:25:19.020 These have cinnamon in it.

00:25:21.780 So I'm going to go with a sesame, good thin.

00:25:24.720 Why? Because I just like the way they taste.

00:25:27.000 What other one?

00:25:31.220 I'm going to go with, ooh, a balsamic vinegar basil.

00:25:37.820 Highly enjoyable.

00:25:38.900 Oh, chicken's on sale.

00:25:40.500 So, you know, I love that it's on sale, but it hurts my soul that I care.

00:25:44.480 My cheese of choice, applewood smoked cheddar.

00:25:48.040 Love it.

00:25:48.920 And we're going to end it by getting wing spot wings because, heaven help me, I can't cook after this.

00:25:54.780 I just want to light it.

00:25:55.820 Chicken wing.

00:25:56.720 Hot dog and bologna.

00:25:58.660 Chicken and macaroni.

00:26:00.580 Jailing with my homie.

00:26:02.340 Bye, guys.

00:26:03.080 Dismissed.

Unlearn16: Class is in Session - September 26, 2023

The One Where We Buy the Pumpkin and Get The Chicken On Sale

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