00:01:51.920And my second book is Speak for Yourself,
00:01:54.520which is a Cyrano de Bergerac retelling.
00:01:57.680And that is my, that is my writing credits. But my history credits are I have a BA in history. I studied mostly population sciences, but demography, how people moved, disease, and I also studied the Industrial Revolution.
00:02:19.300But because I took nine years of German, I have a soft spot for the Habsburgs and the very weird history that they have to live through, that they guided and weren't always very excited to be a part of.0.66
00:02:33.200And sometimes they were very, very interested in being in charge of history.
00:02:37.740So I strong-armed Anne into doing a Cece episode, even though she's very much not the kind of woman that Anne typically does stories about.
00:02:49.720But hopefully she loves her anyway, the way I do.
00:02:52.340I want to talk about that aspect of things, because I will say I've known for a long time that Cece is Lana's person in the same way that like Francis Howard is my person.
00:03:03.200like just a historical person who you're just a fangirl for and i've never read up on cc until
00:03:10.640preparing for this episode and oh actually i want to mention too one of the reasons that
00:03:16.560we're doing this episode also is because on my patreon i put a poll of saying like i'm having
00:03:21.480so much funding the international season here's a list of people who have been suggested please
00:03:25.240vote on who you think i should do cc ran away with that poll and i was like oh okay there's
00:03:32.020And Lana, I think you said that I might've stacked the deck somehow. And I'm like, I didn't. I was just like, here's a bunch of people I don't know about. Anyway, so I know there's enthusiasm. So that's one of the benefits of being on the Patreon. You can help me choose topics. But also knowing that Lana was so passionate about her, I'm like, okay, I'll do Cece. And one of the reasons, I don't know. One of the reasons that I haven't really read up on her before or considered her for this podcast before was I, like perhaps many of the people out there, just had this overall impression that she was just like,
00:04:01.360it's just a sad story of a woman with long hair. And I was just like, well, that's not what I do.
00:04:08.460I talk about cool people. And then in researching it, I started learning all these cool things
00:04:13.000about Cece. And yet all the articles I was finding were all like, the headlines were all like,
00:04:18.000the anorexic depressed royal, or like Cece, her tragic diet. Even National Geographic and stuff
00:04:25.720were just like, this sad woman. And I'm like, so we're here to do some reputation repair.
00:04:31.360to be like like this was a very important part of her story the mental health stuff
00:04:40.220the disordered eating stuff but to me like my shorthand for this is always just being
00:04:46.360like Fred again she was a wife and mother it's like yes and 75 other things so Cece we're here
00:04:55.880to um I've gone on this journey of realizing she's actually very interesting and now I'm
00:05:00.380hoping to take you all on this journey as well. So the sources I was looking at. So just her
00:05:07.260Wikipedia page, which has got quite a bit of information on it. There's a biography from 1966,
00:05:12.360which I'm going to read excerpts from because it could not be more of a 1966 book in a very fun
00:05:18.040way. The Lonely Empress, Sisi of Austria by Joan Haslip. I also read a 1988 book, The Reluctant
00:05:24.660Empress, a biography of Empress Elizabeth of Austria by Brigitte Hammann, translated from the
00:05:29.160german an article from history today um that's called the anorexic empress an article from
00:05:36.700history.com the tragic austrian empress an article from history of yesterday.com
00:05:42.300the tragedies and triumphs of cc's sisters and then something else from metropole five things
00:05:49.600about elizabeth or cc but even just like the articles are all like the tragic anorexic like0.89
00:05:54.760fuck off lynn i see you've added some references what were what were yours well i just threw in0.87
00:06:00.640a couple that i literally have lying around the house um i have the cc tashin book because she0.99
00:06:09.540is a very photogenic empress that people like to not only take pictures of but draw pictures of
00:06:17.140and she was actually we'll cover this later but she was the very first person that was photographed
00:06:23.780by a paparazzi that's not in here but that's like photography is a very big thing for her
00:06:30.440we'll talk about her images later yeah and then um I also have um the Habsburgs embodying empire
00:06:40.700because it's just nice to have your very own Habsburg family tree back to the beginning of
00:06:46.140time and maps of their various empires back to the beginning of their time just lying around
00:06:53.540the house. Normal people do that, correct? I mean, I'm pretty sure I have a book like that and I don't
00:06:58.820even care about the Habsburgs. So yeah, normal people. And that one's by Andrew Wheatcroft and0.86
00:07:03.840it's from Penguin. And then the Habsburg Monarchy, 1809 to 1918, the history of the Austrian Empire
00:07:12.200and Austria-Hungary, which is different than the Holy Roman Empire Habsburgs. This is after
00:07:18.980they traded it away to napoleon the holy rona mentor and and all their foreign holdings they
00:07:25.020lost spain they lost the dutch which ann has already covered lightly in the past but now they
00:07:31.340have um because i treaty of westphalia i mean that was that was christine of sweden right
00:07:41.460yeah yeah yeah I'm almost no I'm not almost I am proud in a way that I've come this far on the
00:07:49.440podcast and I've never had to talk about the Habsburg how have I done so much stuff predominantly
00:07:56.240about European history and avoided them it took some effort but I've done it but here we are
00:08:01.440fairly Protestant that that's the way to do it is staying very Protestant yeah I don't know but
00:08:07.620now I'm at a point where I can see a portrait I'm just like that's a Habsburg isn't it I can
00:08:10.900recognize them. But Cece, I am correct, right? She's a Habsburg by marriage. She's a Habsburg0.92
00:08:17.240by marriage. She's Bavarian nobility. Exactly. Okay. A weird little bit of the Holy Roman Empire
00:08:23.880that was not like the others. God, this is not a video podcast. So you can't see me constantly
00:08:30.580rolling my eyes and making faces at the fact that I'm just like that part of Europe. It's like,
00:08:37.000I've I'm like okay about like Spain Portugal France like I don't even know at this point like
00:08:44.580Turkey but I'm just like there's this giant hole in my knowledge of historical Europe and it's
00:08:50.640basically just like that it's like where that's where I live where where Germany now is I'm just
00:08:57.600like I can't get into that because it's like sometimes it's called this and sometimes it's
00:09:00.860called this and the people speak German but it's not Germany yet I'm just like what if I just don't
00:09:05.240ever learn about it could i get by in life no because then i wouldn't know about cc and this0.94
00:09:11.420is a great story i mean now i need to make you do a so this asshole on bismarck i i don't even0.72
00:09:18.380know who that is but sure oh that reminds me i'll announce it on the podcast because why not0.94
00:09:24.380at some point len is going to join me on patreon for so this asshole queen victoria0.97
00:09:28.420but that's like in the future because that's her historical nemesis she's her nemesis yeah0.98
00:09:34.340and it'll be our first lady asshole so Empress Cece before we get into the saga
00:09:40.800and the story could you explain this is one of the first questions I asked you when I first0.88
00:09:45.620started reading the biographies like two weeks ago was like what because I really want to
00:09:49.960understand where you're coming from Lana so like what about her like why is she your person
00:09:53.860why does she stand out to you well I think because so much of her story has become her mental illness
00:10:00.760and the various aspects of her mental illness
00:12:05.520Any Vittabach was raised to be a leader.0.56
00:12:07.500Like, she was raised within the circles of nobility.
00:12:10.620She was an outsider that was brought in because she was the most likely or easiest person to control.
00:12:16.620She was brought in literally because of her family connections.
00:12:21.300She was brought in because of her family connections.
00:12:22.900and then he chose her on purpose he wasn't just like oh i guess you i mean of two options he chose
00:12:28.740her on purpose yeah yeah exactly so there is a bit of um yeah i don't i don't know like the fact
00:12:36.280that because i could see more connection between princess diana and like carolina brunswick where
00:12:40.580it's like you marry a man who's in love with his mistress and he like actively works to undermine
00:12:45.140you so that was not cc's thing but i don't know i just kept trying to be like who who can i i don't
00:12:51.300I was just trying to match her to different things in my head. And where I landed on was
00:12:54.580Betty Draper in Mad Men slash the thing of the 1950s housewives who were just women. So Betty0.59
00:13:01.660Draper, I'll use an example. She went to university, she got a degree, and then she0.99
00:13:04.800did everything she was supposed to do. She appeared beautiful. She was a model. And then
00:13:08.860she got married. And it's like, okay, just stay home and not do anything for the rest of your
00:13:13.120life. And she was so intellectually... She wanted to be doing things and she couldn't do things.
00:13:18.380the whole like what is it it's like it's not called housewives depression or something but
00:13:21.920like this generation of like women who just like were in the suburbs it's like okay now you can be
00:13:25.980a wife and mother and they're like this should make me happy like quote unquote but it doesn't
00:13:31.320like cece wanted so much and her life would not let her do those things my modern equivalent is
00:13:40.480um steed's wife from our flag means death perfect yes and just trying to find a you know what is her
00:13:49.420doing an art show and it is the story is often just again and like these articles i've been
00:13:55.160looking at or books and podcasts it's just like her life is like a fairy tale and it's like
00:13:59.280stop that but also there are fairy tale connections castle ones but we'll talk about those
00:14:04.100But her like childhood is, it reminds me of like a Disney fairy tale.
00:14:12.020So Elizabeth Emily Eugenie was born on Christmas, December 24th, 1837 in Munich, Bavaria.
00:14:20.740She was the third child and second daughter of Duke Max, or he's always called Duke Max
00:14:27.240and things Duke Maximilian Joseph and Princess Ludovica of Bavaria.
00:14:30.760um ludovica was the half sister of king ludwig of bavaria so max her dad was considered to be
00:14:39.080rather peculiar if we're going through disney archetypes he's kind of like bell's father and
00:14:43.980beauty and the beast sort of vibes except he was like the duke and was not supposed to just be like
00:14:49.900doing intellectual experiments all the time and what else are dukes supposed to do though
00:14:55.840come on so duke max i want to read this is a quote from the 1966 book
00:15:02.460born in the enviable position of having adequate means without large possessions or encumbrances
00:15:08.860he lived according to his moods a mediocre poet and a worse playwright he fancied himself as an
00:15:15.280artist surrounding himself with writers and musicians mostly men of humble birth with whom
00:15:19.640he frequented the various taverns of the town such talents as he possessed consisted in playing the
00:15:24.420zither and then trick circus writing so that's the dad he's just kind of like
00:15:30.220like this is what i like to do so i'm just going to do these things and you know i'm going to fight
00:15:36.620anybody that says you have to be just because you write poetry and you're not like public like
00:15:41.660writing is writing like you do it because you want to you don't have to be good at it
00:15:47.580like you gotta get your stuff out he liked doing it yeah later on cc also writes poetry and like
00:15:53.520a couple of different things were like in her poetry was bad and i'm like yeah well she wasn't
00:15:56.960writing it to do anything other than just she liked writing it like it's not a gig economy
00:16:02.720yeah so so duke max had a lot of hobbies he liked to do he and ludovica did not get along super well
00:16:12.100because he was often off traveling there was one thing where he i forget where he went he went on
00:16:17.840lots of trips he went on a trip and he came back with three um black children and he was like you
00:16:23.500these are going to be your new playmates and the kids were like yeah yeah they have holding in
00:16:29.840madeira why do i know that i just do yeah well no and cc goes there later yeah so he was just like
00:16:35.240well first of all to mention that just to be like he's a random person but also just because like
00:16:39.160there is racist stuff going on just you know don't forget that yeah so he that's duke max
00:16:46.120he's he's eccentric but he and ludovica they had seven or eight children it was just like this
00:16:54.540little gaggle of a picture like the von trapp children after maria comes when they're just
00:17:00.660like running around salzburg singing it's just like this group of children they stay
00:17:04.120like the mazarinettes like very close they grew up very close and then they stayed close as adults
00:17:09.940so and they just kind of like ran wild in the woods cc is a kid she was really interested
00:17:15.260in um horseback riding um mountain climbing like i just picture them like swinging from the trees
00:17:21.740like the kids were just kind of raised they hung out with peasants like they weren't it wasn't just
00:17:27.780like you're the princess and princesses like you know stay in your castle because duke max was just
00:17:32.640like do whatever so it was this comes up a lot posenhaven castle is where they spent their
00:17:40.060summers. They were at a different castle in Munich during winter. Christmas was always a beloved time
00:17:45.700to Cece because it's her birthday, but also German traditions of Christmas, right? That's all the
00:17:52.380stuff that Albert brought when he married Victoria. So what I wrote here is, yeah, so they were raised
00:18:00.280far from the protocols of court. Cece and her siblings grew up in a very unrestrained and
00:18:04.660unstructured environment. She often skipped her lessons to go riding about the countryside.
00:18:08.440so she grew up playing in Bavarian forests from her father she inherited a belief in progressive
00:18:15.080democratic ideals and pacifism uncommon for royalty at the time is that I don't know it
00:18:22.000seems like not uncommon for her family but yeah I mean I hate when they say stuff like that it's
00:18:29.660like her family was not very interested in being rulers they just happened to be like there was no
00:18:35.060divine right monarchy going on in bavaria it's like i inherited the place like you don't there's
00:18:41.280not a lot to defend it's all mountainous there's nobody's coming across yeah like the northern
00:18:46.220parts of germany they're basically flat and really great places for the french to fight
00:18:51.120everybody else so like it's not they don't have to be militaristic they don't have to be very
00:18:57.620militant they don't have to go very far so they just hang out and have a good time and right so
00:19:03.960with their various mental illnesses yeah so it's not being like we're being actively pacifist in
00:19:09.060the midst of like various wars they're just being like well there's not a war here so let's just go0.95
00:19:13.500climb trees and learn circus horse riding skills and have various mental illnesses
00:19:19.160um from her mother who she who was quite hands-on with them cc developed a love of privacy and a
00:19:27.300fear of public duties i don't know if that's true that's just i just copy pasted that from somewhere
00:19:31.300but she and her mother certainly have that in common yeah so her favorite sport was horseback
00:19:37.400riding she acquired a reputation as a daredevil and one of the best equestrians of her age later0.90
00:19:42.440on in adulthood we'll talk about her horseback riding a bit as an adult but it was something
00:19:46.800that brought her joy as a child so this next section i call house of widowsbach slash ludwig
00:19:52.660of bavaria slash family history of madness so this is kind of like an example because did you
00:20:00.160know that there's a board game called like the castles of mad king ludwig i have it it's my
00:20:05.300husband's favorite game okay yeah no because i was telling my friend i'm like yeah there's this guy
00:20:09.480who's mad mad king ludwig um my friend was like oh like the board game the castles of mac i'm like
00:20:15.040oh so he's like that well known give me three fairy tale castles yes so it's very important
00:20:23.060to say madness is the term of the time like this is this is something that this is a term that is
00:20:30.160followed them throughout history it's not something we're applying to them great clarification yeah
00:20:37.780because there is um i'm we're both going to like abstain from like retroactively diagnosing
00:20:44.900peoples we're going to describe their behavior and we're going to say kind of how people took
00:20:51.280that at the time but yeah so ludwig was like duke max he's an eccentric this is ludwig the
00:21:00.100second so this is her second cousin not ludwig that is her grandfather yeah i mean it's important
00:21:10.720to say like these are this is someone that's her age ludwig the second is her age not an ancestor
00:21:16.120definitely yeah so i'm just going to tell you briefly very briefly the story of ludwig
00:21:21.160the second her contemporary just to sort of understand the family history it's a good
00:21:28.780example of the family history of quote-unquote madness but slash eccentric behavior and kind of
00:21:34.420how that it followed them around the same way that like um juana la loca or whatever where it's just
00:21:41.420like as soon as nowadays as soon as somebody says like oh so and so is crazy the more like everyone
00:21:47.940just believes that like it's hard to shake that once you've got the reputation and if your family
00:21:51.860has a reputation and can and you keep intermarrying and like various genetic things are passed along
00:21:57.600and people keep being eccentric? They had a lot of traits that are consistent with
00:22:04.540compulsion and possible neurodivergence. I like, again, I'm not going to diagnose anybody, but
00:22:12.180they, they got very into very specific things. In a very Christina of Sweden-esque way.
00:22:19.240and and they they were almost compulsive in their way of dealing with those things like they just
00:22:28.100did it to a degree that was possibly unhealthy or unsafe or not always welcomed by the person
00:22:35.520that they were obsessed about at the time but that's later in the story too
00:22:41.580so ludwig so he was there was an eight-year age difference but they're similar ages and
00:22:49.460especially as adults they became very close so ludwig became king of bavaria when he was 19 years
00:22:57.240old although he was this is again like a lot of what i'm reading is just like copy paste from
00:23:02.980various articles because they phrase things well but sometimes not how i would phrase them
00:23:06.440anyway his youth and brooding good looks made him popular in Bavaria and elsewhere and if you google
00:23:12.480him hard agree he was a bit of heartthrob in appearance he has he's a very smoldering look
00:23:20.740in a kind of like Colin Firth Pride and Prejudice way it involves mutton chops
00:23:26.480so Ludwig he he was very interested in art music and architecture he also was and when I say music
00:23:36.340i mean wagner that's later you care wagner um also my nemesis by the way i i don't know if i've
00:23:47.460ever mentioned that but i am so anti-wagner this is great to know because i don't know anything
00:23:52.140about anybody german apparently um yeah so ludwig again he reminds me behaviorally of henry the
00:24:02.140sixth who is Margaret of Anjou's husband just someone who's just fundamentally not the right
00:24:08.040personality to be the monarch of anything like someone who just wants to like peace out and like
00:24:13.580follow his passions and it's just if that's your personality like0.64
00:24:18.060it sucks when you become a king he would make a very good billionaire's kid
00:24:24.700yeah very terrible head of state and unfortunately at the time the only like they were the same thing0.94
00:24:31.640So he was technically head of state just by having all of these old holdings, like probably lots of people own as much property as he does, but they're not in charge of the people that live there anymore.
00:24:44.240So like he would have done well being rich.
00:24:50.520He would have just been a cool like philanthropist, like patron of the arts.
00:24:56.700Regrettably, he was the king of Bavaria.
00:24:59.260Yeah. So, yeah. And this made his like various whatever advisors, all the men around him were just kind of like, oh, why won't he like do these things we want him to?
00:25:08.080And he's just like, because I'm busy, just like with my sketchbook or whatever.
00:25:13.400There's this hot guy making music and I want to make him a castle.
00:25:20.040So he disliked large public functions and avoided formal social events whenever possible, preferring a life of seclusion with his various creative projects.
00:25:28.620which again is just like that's a great kind of person to be but he was regrettably the king of
00:25:34.020bavaria and those were expectations even as a child his mother had foreseen difficulties because
00:25:39.660even as a child and with cc is what we see this like he was very introverted very creative he
00:25:44.940spent a lot of his time daydreaming he avoided munich and participating in government at all
00:25:51.220costs which caused tension because he was the king but the people of bavaria liked him a lot
00:25:57.520partially because of the smoldering good looks being a very hands-on leader isn't that unusual
00:26:04.560either in a lot of germany like you want hands-on you go to prussia like bavaria a lot of a lot of
00:26:12.740okay so the holy roman empire was like 150 or so different individual nations and nation states
00:26:20.340and so on and so forth so they weren't like very led they were just kind of like like some of the
00:26:28.760cities were self-governing some of the most of the duchies were like yeah well we give this guy
00:26:33.840taxes and he just makes sure the roads work and that was like that was basically what it was it
00:26:39.320wasn't it wasn't like a lot of people it's it's not louis couture stuff it's not it's not divine
00:26:48.040right monarchy or anything like that. It's like, I'm the guy who's at the end of the day,
00:26:52.520I'm in charge. Okay. Yeah. So he wasn't like that far off from everybody that came before him
00:26:58.100either. Yeah. Your king is just kind of like a cool guy who you kind of know. So he enjoyed
00:27:02.600traveling the countryside and chatting with farmers and laborers. He delighted in rewarding
00:27:07.600those who are hospitable to him during his travels with lavish gifts. And he is allegedly, I don't
00:27:12.340know, someone from Bavaria, let me know. He's still remembered in Bavaria as our cherished king.
00:27:18.040He never married, nor had any known mistresses, because he was probably gay.0.99
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