Vulgar History - March 20, 2024


Margaret of Scotland Saved A Book And Became A Saint

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00:00:30.000 hello and welcome to vulgar history of feminist women's history comedy podcast my name is ann
00:00:45.120 foster and by popular demand which is largely just me excitedly messaging ek and asking her
00:00:52.720 to be on the podcast. My guest today is the iconic E.K. McAlpine, who you may know from
00:00:59.560 her reels on Instagram. Her account is called It's Like History. And she does hilarious reels,
00:01:05.940 especially during the Mary Queen of Scots season. I was resharing almost every one of them because
00:01:09.600 she's done a lot about Margaret Tudor, Marie DeGee's, Mary Queen of Scots, The Tudor. She's
00:01:15.200 been recently recording her reaction as she watches The Tudor's, the TV series. She also,
00:01:20.020 the very first time that I found out about her was one of you, one of the listeners sent me one
00:01:24.820 of her reels and was like, I thought this was you for a minute. And I'm like, oh, I also thought
00:01:28.880 that was me for a minute because she and I are both glasses wearing white people of Scottish
00:01:34.820 heritage with long red hair. Anyway, I did take a picture of her and I recording to prove that we
00:01:39.800 are not the same person. I don't just put on an accent and make reels with very different people.
00:01:44.140 and EK's person, like the person of her heart is Saint Margaret, who is a real person. I guess all
00:01:56.520 saints are real people, but we're talking about Saint Margaret of Scotland, aka Margaret of
00:02:01.860 Wessex. I just wanted to say, like we're talking about her life and then eventually she was named
00:02:05.840 a saint after the fact. So she's a person who is known as Saint Margaret of Scotland, also Margaret
00:02:11.880 wessex her story is international born in hungary she's an english princess she ends up going to
00:02:18.520 scotland and it's a real different story from other uh foreign-born people we've heard about
00:02:24.260 coming into scotland this is pre-scottish asshole lord's era she actually did really well for
00:02:30.400 herself i was so excited to have ek on the show we had the most fun recording could have talked
00:02:35.860 her forever and I mean basically just like enjoy. So I'm joined today by my doppelganger
00:02:48.880 EK McAlpine. Welcome EK. Hello I'm your cross-Atlantic counterpart and technically we will never have
00:02:58.600 been in the same room so could we still be one person? Could it be one person changing accents?
00:03:05.860 questions entirely possible it could be I'm such a fan I'm so excited you're here
00:03:13.420 and you're here to talk about the person of whom I think you are the biggest fan
00:03:17.520 yeah which is Saint Margaret or do we call her Margaret of Scotland well there are so many
00:03:25.100 Margaret's of Scotland kind of because of Saint Margaret it ended up becoming a really common
00:03:31.440 popular name so and and technically like she is margaret of scotland but she's also margaret of
00:03:37.420 england because she was not scottish but i won't i'll you know won't spoil it too much but if we
00:03:44.180 go with saint margaret that is that's just well there's probably other saint margaret's but at
00:03:49.840 least there's probably less saint margaret's than there are margaret's of scotland yeah and i think
00:03:54.060 in scotland when most people when they hear saint margaret they would assume they're saint margaret
00:04:00.140 outside of scotland like she is somewhat known but i had never heard of her as i will uh elaborate
00:04:07.140 on later her having some links to kind of where i'm from but yeah it wasn't until i had started
00:04:12.940 studying scottish history in scotland that somebody was like hey have you heard of this
00:04:18.100 woman and i was like no but i am prepared to become obsessed well let's begin there like how
00:04:24.060 what was that introduction to her like how did the obsession begin it was twofold and I didn't
00:04:31.040 realize that the first bit happened until the second bit my best friend lives in Edinburgh
00:04:36.980 and we became best friends and I've you know visited her pretty regularly and we've done
00:04:43.240 like lots of the history tourism and we went to Edinburgh Castle obviously which is incredible
00:04:48.700 highly recommend there is a chapel dedicated to her in Edinburgh Castle it's very very small and
00:04:54.680 very quiet but it is the oldest building in the entire city and so I'd kind of heard vaguely that
00:05:01.720 there was this woman called St Margaret who was famous and then there was a book sale on
00:05:07.980 Palgrave Macmillan which is one of like the big publishers and my best friend got me this book
00:05:14.940 which is called St. Margaret, Queen of the Scots, A Life in Perspective. It's basically like an
00:05:19.520 academic monograph. I think it's taken from the woman's PhD thesis. So I'd kind of heard of her
00:05:25.020 vaguely. And then when I started doing my master's degree in Edinburgh about medieval Scotland,
00:05:31.600 on one of my first courses, it was to do with medieval sources. And there were loads of
00:05:37.540 different options you could take. And I took one on medieval narratives. And we looked at a few
00:05:41.660 things but one of the things we looked at was St Margaret's biography that was written in the
00:05:46.480 medieval period and I was like oh I'll write it about her and then kind of remembered like oh I
00:05:51.780 already have that book about her and I kind of vaguely know who she is and it was it was a really
00:05:59.320 interesting class and I think Margaret kind of primed for how I then ended up like throughout
00:06:06.320 my entire master's degree because I wrote another paper I wrote two papers about her in total
00:06:12.300 and like she and studying her the sources around her I think taught me a lot about how I approach
00:06:20.460 history kind of thing so she's had kind of a big impact then and I did in both of the essays I wrote
00:06:26.200 on her I did well so and I did promise when it was the second one and I was waiting for the result
00:06:32.380 I was like so Margaret I'm repping you the hardest on the earthly plane right now if you can hook a
00:06:38.780 girl up with a decent grade I'll come and visit your shrine and she did and I did but I'm very
00:06:47.740 much like I'm here I'm here I'm out here representing you Margaret it's been a long
00:06:53.940 it's been a long long time since you were alive I'm doing the best I can is she um I mean we're
00:07:01.000 going to talk about her life story and stuff but like as a saint is she the saint of a certain
00:07:04.980 thing scotland she's the saint of scotland so there's it's obviously saint andrew is kind of
00:07:11.920 the big name patron saint of scotland but i think now we very much see saints and all kind of stuff
00:07:19.220 to do with sanctity is very fixed so like one of the books i've been reading doing research about
00:07:26.060 saint stuff kind of more generally it was talking about medieval saints and it was like whenever
00:07:30.900 we as historians come to something about medieval saints we always for some reason go by like what
00:07:38.120 now is the criteria for becoming a saint the writer was like why do we do this it doesn't
00:07:43.580 make any sense like we wouldn't do it in any other situation because like the papal rules
00:07:48.560 the idea that the papacy was the only people allowed to grant sainthood is a 12th century thing
00:07:55.140 which was like Margaret was it was a papal canonization stamp of approval but the idea of
00:08:03.460 like one person being the patron saint of one thing is quite like new it's quite a modern thing
00:08:09.600 so there's obviously St Andrew is considered in the UK like the official patron saint of Scotland
00:08:16.020 but Margaret is also very much even though it's not like on the Wikipedia page she's still kind of
00:08:23.460 be the a big one and i think like andrew never went to scotland like i think i want to say he
00:08:30.320 was he was in turkey what is now modern day turkey and his bones ended up in scotland but he never
00:08:36.120 went so i think he doesn't deserve that like when she like ruled that country and you're telling me
00:08:45.080 she has to be the the secondary one absolutely disgraceful the sexism sexism the patriarchy
00:08:52.120 even though she she was quite she was kind of a fan of saint andrew so maybe she'd be like
00:08:56.200 oh fine she is a saint i'm sure she'd be like you know yeah very forgiving
00:09:03.100 i was just looking at i have this massive spreadsheet of like every woman i've ever
00:09:09.340 talked about on this podcast and i'm just like where does she fit and she fits like right in
00:09:13.280 the middle of nobody i've ever talked about yeah she's like she's just not outside of scotland
00:09:18.660 she's really and even inside of scotland i don't think um people know like all about her story like
00:09:23.620 it's not common knowledge but it's it's pub quiz knowledge that if you went to a pub quiz in
00:09:28.740 scotland and there was a question about like who was the what was the name of the queen of scots
00:09:34.200 who is now saying people would be like oh it's probably margaret in it what i'll say is that
00:09:39.200 she is so she was born in i believe 1045 which is about 50 years before empress matilda who we've
00:09:47.120 talked about on the podcast and there's a connection there right yes yeah because Matilda
00:09:51.160 is Margaret's granddaughter right okay so there is there's that connection I'm just like for the
00:09:57.200 listeners like if you or for me honestly just so I can cling to like is this connected to any story
00:10:02.160 I've ever read before that one okay great and there's also that whole period I don't know
00:10:08.320 that whole period it's like everyone is called Matilda for a while and I just get really confused
00:10:13.140 well there's there's a reason for that that not that everyone gets called matilda but the connect
00:10:20.640 the impact that margaret has on like empress matilda and then the rest of uh english history
00:10:27.000 is huge and so i think listeners will be like oh so that was because of that and margaret very much
00:10:35.640 was the like that kind of almost like a sliding doors moment where even though in her life like
00:10:42.520 i always say the most interesting sorry to margaret for this but the most interesting
00:10:47.680 and exciting stuff happens after she dies and yeah like she's very much the the beginning domino
00:10:54.660 as it goes down well that's exciting because we have talked at length on this podcast about
00:11:00.780 the mary queen of scots scenario and we've gotten a lot into scottish history so it's nice to take
00:11:04.980 a step back and like much earlier scottish history so you know what this is your girl
00:11:09.120 so like take it away tell tell her a story where who is she where was she born who are her parents
00:11:14.420 what's the situation so she's born in Hungary or what is now Hungary okay that's surprising to me
00:11:20.440 already yeah so and but the kind of situation the preamble for that that is happening in England
00:11:28.020 at the time of her birth which is around 1045 Edward the Confessor is king of England he's
00:11:34.920 been the king since 1042 and he is a distant descendant of the ninth century king alfred the
00:11:42.160 great who is the only english monarch to get that the great and alfred the great was part of kind of
00:11:49.120 like the royal house of wessex oh this is i know it was that ethel fled was his daughter we talked
00:11:56.860 about ethel fled on the podcast okay another connection she's iconic she's iconic yeah and so
00:12:01.880 what was then wessex we now kind of call the west country these days and that is where i live
00:12:07.160 so that's kind of my little connection to margaret as well so edward the confessor is married to a
00:12:13.140 woman called edith of wessex but they've not had any children and so edward is kind of he's scouting
00:12:18.800 he's he's ready to recruit for his for another heir for his successor and so he invites his
00:12:25.220 nephew to court this nephew is called edward there are a lot of edwards oh god yeah yeah
00:12:30.900 but conveniently a lot of them seem to have nicknames so we've got edward the confessor
00:12:36.320 and then his nephew is edward the exile so see if you can guess what happened to him
00:12:41.400 so he was the son of a king called edmund ironside who was the half-brother of edward
00:12:47.860 the confessor king canute who was a danish uh i think he was king of denmark and king of norway
00:12:53.940 i don't know where he was from but he seizes the throne of england in 1016 and edward the exile and
00:12:59.840 he has a brother called Edmund. They are sent away. They're kind of exiled by Canute. And there's
00:13:04.800 like disagreement as to how and why this happened. But the kind of the vibe you get from a lot of the
00:13:09.480 chronicles is that Canute kind of was hoping that they would be murdered after leaving England. But
00:13:14.760 for whatever reason, that did not happen. And they end up escaping to Hungary. Edward, the exile's
00:13:21.240 brother, Edmund, dies, leaving Edward, who kind of makes a life for himself in Hungary. He marries
00:13:27.360 a woman of very mysterious lineage called Agatha and by mysterious lineage like nobody can agree
00:13:34.380 on who she was related to the academic monograph that I will mention several times by Catherine
00:13:40.580 Keene she has an entire chapter to it and then there's like a biography of her written by an
00:13:46.600 academic and it like the writer just gives up he's like I have no idea who this person is related to
00:13:54.120 there's a quote they said Agatha was arguably the daughter of King Stephen of Hungary or of Bruno
00:14:00.240 brother of the German Emperor Henry II or of a half-brother of the Emperor Henry III or of none
00:14:06.660 of them so nobody knows where this woman has appeared from but wherever she is from she has
00:14:15.240 three children with Edward she has a daughter called Christina who is born around 1040 Margaret
00:14:21.860 is born around 1045 and then agatha and edward have a son called edgar who is born around 1051
00:14:29.080 can i just pause yeah appreciate the fact that in the middle of all these people who are called
00:14:34.400 edgar and edward christina i don't know a huge about a huge amount about like central eastern
00:14:40.840 european history in this point i think possibly it was a maybe a popular name in that period i
00:14:47.040 love it i mean i'm gonna everyone else's names are just blurring for me and this amount of like
00:14:52.600 names starting with a and e and a e and but oh christina yeah i'll remember her yeah yeah christina
00:14:58.880 and then margaret there's there's lots of debate about why margaret was named margaret um there
00:15:04.720 could be lots of reasons but then yeah those three and like in the story they are the only three
00:15:12.680 with those names edgar christina and margaret that are like completely related to this so
00:15:17.480 thank you yeah to mysterious agatha for giving us this like variety but also sorry that nobody
00:15:26.240 knows who you are so sorry about that babes in 1057 edward the exile he's been invited by edward
00:15:34.120 the confessor and so he returns to england with all of his family and it's kind of assumed that
00:15:38.840 Edward the Confessor was then kind of going to kind of groom Edward the Exile
00:15:43.260 or kind of for the throne as his successor.
00:15:45.460 And that might have worked, except Edward the Exile immediately dies
00:15:50.940 after they arrive in England, like immediately.
00:15:54.680 So it's like, oh no, what do we do now?
00:15:57.780 And there isn't, like there's nowhere else for the family to go.
00:16:02.680 So they end up staying in England.
00:16:04.620 and Margaret and Christina spend a fair amount of time hanging out in the West Country
00:16:10.640 or Wessex as it was once called which is where I am and even though their kind of family situation
00:16:16.560 is kind of precarious they would have still had kind of a privileged nice upbringing their royal
00:16:23.140 status was clearly recognized but none of them like Edgar or the girls they're not given like
00:16:29.260 any lands and so they don't really have much economic power or independent means. Catherine
00:16:36.080 Keene reckons that Margaret and Christina were educated at Wilton Abbey and Edward the Confessor's
00:16:41.820 wife Edith of Wessex had been educated there and she had had the abbey it was built in wood and
00:16:47.360 she had it rebuilt into stone. Edith of Wessex is she was quite controversial like she kept beefing 0.98
00:16:54.440 with people there was she had a disagreement with a monastery because she kept kind of relieving
00:17:00.580 various religious houses of like their most important relics so she was a lot more controversial
00:17:06.660 but Wilton Abbey was part there was like a really large network of female religious
00:17:11.500 centers in this part of the world in this era and I definitely like I'd love to see more research
00:17:16.420 into that so there's Wilton Shaftesbury Abbey which is now in ruins and then Amesbury Abbey
00:17:22.780 and romsey abbey romsey abbey comes up again later most of these haven't survived romsey does have
00:17:30.100 it's like a there is a parish church which is still there and you can go visit but all of like
00:17:35.080 the abbey buildings are gone and then wilson abbey is also gone i think there's like a few bricks
00:17:41.500 left but there's like a huge stately home was built on top of it but also built on top of it
00:17:48.900 was an adventure playground not at the time obviously this is a recent thing okay okay
00:17:55.020 so i mean like sorry about the reformation and all that henry the eighth you got your divorce
00:18:01.500 and i got entire afternoons of my childhood careening about so i'm not too i will allow
00:18:08.680 them to have will and abby well and i like that she was there as a child being educated and you
00:18:14.060 were there as a child playing you know it's got a really youthful youthful energy yeah she was
00:18:19.940 looking down being like oh this random girl she i great things are in her future my biggest memory
00:18:27.960 of that adventure playground is they had um like stepping stones but the stepping stones were
00:18:33.500 turned really fast and me and my sister were there with our grandmother and she wasn't quite looking
00:18:41.200 while we were on these and like I have no idea how we survived it it was so dangerous
00:18:45.300 and we had to agree not to tell our grandmother because if she found out she'd be crossed with
00:18:49.380 us so they were too dangerous so we kind of had to just like play it off like oh it was fine
00:18:53.960 it wasn't fine it was scary so but yeah Margaret was not she wasn't doing too much of that but
00:19:02.220 she was definitely spending kind of her formative years in these religious houses that were very
00:19:07.740 much associated or like patronized or founded by royal and noble women i'm assuming based on your
00:19:15.360 knowledge of saints and things how long had christianity been there in england so in england
00:19:24.500 i absolutely should know this i'm gonna say i'm gonna guess something like 500 years i'm just
00:19:30.540 looking at my handy chart i mean i know yeah probably brunhild of austrasia was the person
00:19:36.840 who funded the first missionary and that was somewhere around the year like 600 so yeah the
00:19:43.280 my only like the gap in my knowledge is that margaret is like the earliest i've studied
00:19:49.600 so i i risk sometimes coming at it from this like of somebody who's mainly in kind of 15th
00:19:55.920 and 16th century scotland yeah um but yeah so england is is like a christian country at this
00:20:01.740 point um so is scotland and ireland ireland's christianity predates slightly um england and
00:20:09.440 then in uh scottish christianity at this point was a little bit more of like the irish flavor
00:20:16.060 but that comes up later actually because margaret um she had ideas and some of the controversy
00:20:21.520 around her is about those ideas but um i mean and there were like royal female saints at this point
00:20:27.900 so edith of wessex was obviously like a matriarch in margaret's life but then there's edith of
00:20:34.700 wilton who was a few hundred years before um who was at wilton abbey and then edith of wessex was
00:20:42.200 quite a big fan of edith of wilton who was a princess so there's kind of the it's like this
00:20:49.180 um not like a legend but like this is how royal women act in terms of their religious devotion
00:20:55.680 that's being kind of passed down through the like centuries and generations and now Margaret is kind
00:21:01.900 of receiving that as well so like Keane uh Catherine Keane talks about like what language
00:21:07.320 languages she might have learned in this period because the royal family of England was very
00:21:12.040 multilingual at this point so Edith of Wessex she spoke English but also French and Danish
00:21:16.980 and Edward the Confessor he spent a lot of his childhood in Normandy and so he was fluent in
00:21:22.700 Norman French and might have had like a little bit of a Norman French accent. So Margaret might
00:21:27.520 have known, like, I mean, she certainly would have known what was then Old English and almost
00:21:32.400 certainly knew Latin, but she might have spoken a bit of Danish and French as well. So that's
00:21:38.400 exciting for her. She's living her best life. She's educated. She's learning about piety. She's
00:21:44.000 learning from all these other women. And then in 1066, Edward the Confessor dies. So Margaret's
00:21:50.660 younger brother edgar had been given the title etheling which is one of the a e words and it
00:21:57.540 just means like king worthy and there were some nobles in england who were like we want you to
00:22:03.300 succeed edward the confessor but at this point edgar is like a teenager which puts you at kind
00:22:08.260 of a disadvantage when you are trying to seize a kingdom so the kind of real contenders for the
00:22:13.900 throne at this point is edith of wessex's brother harold godwinson and duke william of normandy and
00:22:21.280 obviously william defeats harold at the battle of hastings in 1066 and william is then crowned
00:22:27.300 on christmas day of that year oh wait wait so this is i'm putting pieces together william the
00:22:33.180 conqueror yes yes yeah that's this okay the norman invasion this is this is okay okay this is the
00:22:40.460 these are phrases i've heard and you're putting them in context thank you yeah like i mean 1066
00:22:45.520 is something that most like children and maybe not children but like teenagers you learn about
00:22:51.500 it at school over here for 1066 is like the big the big year and i'm sure you've seen bits of the
00:22:57.420 biotapestry and when i was in secondary school we did a trip to france and we went and saw the
00:23:03.640 biotapestry and i was like 13 and did not i did not understand how important it was i did not
00:23:09.740 appreciate it in any way and so now as the person I am today I'm like yelling at 13 year old EK and
00:23:16.320 being like show it some respect it's really important whereas at the time I was just like oh
00:23:21.520 this is so boring but there we are so William his like he's come he sees the throne he's and he has
00:23:31.120 kind of a complicated relationship with Margaret and her siblings they are treated well and like
00:23:37.040 they're brought into the king's peace but it's very clear that William is aware that Edgar
00:23:42.820 potentially has a claim and there's a point the next year in 1067 William kind of nips over to
00:23:49.540 Normandy and Edgar is one of the nobles kind of chosen or perhaps compelled to accompany him like
00:23:55.960 Edgar still could be a bit of a threat William is kind of in a difficult situation he can't really
00:24:01.820 dismiss edgar's claim because edgar's claim comes from the house of wessex and comes from the fact
00:24:08.920 that edgar is related to the previous king edward the confessor because even though william you know
00:24:15.280 he is william the conqueror he has established his right to the throne by conquest william is
00:24:21.380 also kind of bolstering his claim to the throne by the fact that he is also kind of related to
00:24:27.540 Edward the Confessor so Edward the Confessor's mother was William's great aunt so if William
00:24:34.600 kind of diminishes and dismisses the importance of like Edgar and Margaret and Christina's
00:24:40.900 relationship to Edward the Confessor it risks kind of discrediting his own like it will be
00:24:47.180 cutting off his nose just by his face somewhat and so initially there is kind of there's a peace
00:24:53.460 and William is treating certainly the children and Agatha, I assume, with respect.
00:24:59.900 But the Norman conquest, it happens very, it can seem from like the south of England
00:25:05.140 to have happened very quickly, but actually there was huge opposition to the Normans in the north
00:25:11.260 and eventually Edgar becomes involved in this resistance.
00:25:15.360 And so in 1068, her family, so Margaret, Christina, Edgar and Agatha,
00:25:20.360 they flee north and they end up in scotland where they meet with malcolm the third who was the king
00:25:26.580 of scots and then malcolm has a very interesting background uh his father duncan was killed by
00:25:33.900 mcbeth oh my god i was just saying those are the names of the from mcbeth duncan literally
00:25:39.780 okay like the shakespeare play is i don't think it's pretty much devoid of historical accuracy
00:25:45.820 but it was one of my favorites at school so i was really excited about this i was like it's
00:25:52.580 that duncan like that actual duncan um so because duncan so because macbeth has killed uh malcolm's
00:26:00.460 father duncan malcolm spent some of his kind of adolescence also in exile at the english royal
00:26:08.040 court when edward the confessor was still alive so he might have met either uh margaret christina
00:26:14.160 or edgar but i don't think it's like i don't think anyone suggests they did me but they may
00:26:19.180 well have done like they were both in england at the same time but in 1054 when edward the professor
00:26:25.100 is still alive obviously he funds a campaign to invade scotland led by an earl from northumbria
00:26:32.240 and the plan is to kind of overthrow macbeth and install malcolm as a king i can't believe that
00:26:38.820 Macbeth as a person I know I know sorry there's some there are some elements of like the the way
00:26:47.720 Macbeth was defeated in battle like you can see where Shakespeare was taking inspiration from
00:26:53.480 where you're like oh yeah I guess that that kind of makes sense but having knowledge of the plot
00:26:58.700 of Macbeth did not help me to understand unfortunately all of the stuff that happened
00:27:03.080 and so Malcolm and his his mate the Earl of Northumbria defeat Macbeth militarily but he
00:27:09.900 kind of stays on the scene until 1057 Malcolm then kills Macbeth Macbeth has a stepson who
00:27:16.260 rules for like five minutes Malcolm then kills the stepson so finally in 1058 Malcolm has now
00:27:23.920 been crowned king so you know love that for him and then in 1068 Margaret and her family turn up
00:27:32.440 And there's some debate about whether Margaret and her family were trying to get to Scotland or if they were possibly trying to return to continental Europe that ended up being kind of wrecked off the Scottish coast.
00:27:44.180 Either way, you know, however they get there, they get there. And it is agreed that Margaret will marry Malcolm.
00:27:51.440 and her biographer Catherine Keane says I think sums up quite well as this is where Margaret
00:27:58.160 firmly enters the historical record through her marriage to Malcolm King of the Scots and we kind
00:28:03.880 of have to take a step back and momentarily consider what that historical record means
00:28:10.020 because one of the key texts we have that focuses on Margaret's life is written by a monk named
00:28:17.480 turgo just after she dies so she dies in 1093 and then in the early 1100s he writes this biography
00:28:25.600 of her and turgo is when i was going through my notes for this i was like slagging turgo off
00:28:32.260 about how boring he was and how annoying i found him but then i was going over like his biography
00:28:37.400 and i was like oh sorry babes like you did actually you were quite interesting um so sorry
00:28:42.720 to him uh he's from lincolnshire in england and like at some point he gets held hostage at lincoln
00:28:50.220 castle by the normans he then bribes somebody to escape ends up in norway for a bit and just like
00:28:57.640 hangs out with the royal court in norway and he's been interested in like oh maybe i should become
00:29:03.240 a monk but nothing have really happened and then when he's coming back from norway to england
00:29:08.020 his ship sinks and he like loses all his stuff and he's like oh yes this is a sign i better become a
00:29:15.160 monk which is like okay you you had i bet you had some stories to tell um he actually beefs a little
00:29:23.220 bit with malcolm the third of an early point in this because turgo is trying to set up a religious
00:29:29.020 community at melrose in scotland and malcolm like doesn't want to allow them to do this
00:29:34.280 um because turgo and kind of his mates won't swear fealty to malcolm so there's that kind
00:29:39.500 of like friction but then in the 1080s turgo becomes part of the community at durham and
00:29:47.080 malcolm is a big fan of durham and margaret is a big fan um so they you know patch things up
00:29:52.520 eventually but the the text that turgo writes about margaret is a spiritual biography that's
00:29:58.900 called a vita which is just latin for life so sometimes you will hear the book called like the
00:30:04.560 life of uh saint margaret and these texts are explicitly written to promote a case for
00:30:13.260 canonization it's emphasizing how pious she is how holy and oh she's like she's got sanctity coming
00:30:20.960 out of her ears this is it's a whole genre called hagiography um that is preparing someone's legacy
00:30:28.420 for hopefully they will be venerated and then eventually canonized and turgo's work isn't the
00:30:34.240 only source that we have for margaret so there's like some charters there's a few letters that
00:30:39.520 margaret wrote and she also appears in some of the versions of the anglo-saxon chronicle
00:30:44.780 which like you ain't special everybody was so it's lucky for margaret that she had turgo because
00:30:51.420 like the anglo-saxon chronicle is so full of stuff that i would understand if she slipped
00:30:56.700 through the cracks but turgos is definitely it's the it's very detailed and is apparently taken
00:31:02.480 from first-hand experience he's always hyping up about like oh the the fun we had together like i
00:31:08.000 remember when she told me about this and oh wasn't she amazing when i saw her do this um and as a
00:31:13.720 result her his work is like the most influential on kind of her her legacy and how her life um
00:31:20.420 her afterlife and how that shapes out but like we have to take as we do with all historical sources
00:31:27.020 but with turgo's work we have to take it with like a wheelbarrow of salt because he wants margaret to
00:31:34.820 be canonized like that is his that is the entire reason for this so he spends a long time kind of
00:31:40.980 like pages and pages outlining the ancestry of margaret um her paternal ancestry the maternal
00:31:47.860 ancestry stuff is as we've said very complicated because we don't know who agatha is and then
00:31:53.160 turgo mentions about edward the exile he's invited over to england and then finally margaret kind of
00:31:58.380 appears the center stage when she is married to malcolm and in this scene turgo says that mal
00:32:05.440 uh that margaret did not want to marry malcolm and that she didn't want to marry anyone and he says
00:32:11.300 that her brother edgar only consented to the match because he was kind of harangued into it
00:32:16.440 he writes that Edgar was quote surrendering her more by the will of his people than by his own
00:32:22.200 or rather by the decree of God and it may be that that's how it happened but I think like a good
00:32:30.400 the a good jumping off point of how you need to be suspicious of Tergo is he wants her to be
00:32:37.240 canonized and what better way to hype up her holiness than by portraying her as like oh she
00:32:43.020 didn't want to get married she wanted to be a nun and then the other kind of more practical
00:32:48.920 skepticism on this kind of incident is even though obviously the fortunes of her family
00:32:55.400 had been really up and down Margaret had been raised in royal courts as a princess
00:33:00.880 you know she was the daughter and the sister of would-be kings even even though none of that 0.73
00:33:07.060 really panned out but I think she would have known that her like she would be expected to marry
00:33:11.660 according to her status and also kind of the political strategies of her family so even though
00:33:18.880 Malcolm had kind of been installed on the throne of Scotland by Edward the Confessor and Edward
00:33:24.440 the Confessor at that point wanted Malcolm to kind of rule according to English interests that
00:33:30.760 didn't that didn't last that didn't stick Malcolm kind of said no I'm not going to do that anymore
00:33:36.160 and so malcolm is constantly beefing with england and after the norman conquest when it's the the
00:33:41.980 norm the um william the conqueror it makes sense for edgar and for malcolm that the two would want
00:33:49.000 to ally because edgar's family are now in opposition to the current english king malcolm
00:33:55.080 is just in opposition to england when it suits him so that alliance makes like it makes complete
00:34:01.340 sense like I would understand why they would why that marriage would happen and as I said we don't
00:34:08.320 we can't say oh Margaret was definitely really happy to marry if Tergo is kind of protesting too
00:34:15.240 much but I think Margaret would have kind of been reconciled to it eventually. Do you know how old
00:34:21.680 she was when she was married? So they probably got married around 1070 and if she's probably born
00:34:27.880 around 10 45 then she would have been about 25 okay so like an adult aged person yeah yeah so
00:34:34.860 she um and malcolm was possibly slightly older than her but i don't think obviously she was 25
00:34:40.380 so she um was considered very much of the age to marry and the fact that she was a little bit older
00:34:47.500 you might be like well why hadn't she been married sooner but i think because things were just so up
00:34:53.060 and down for her family like an alliance that they made at one point might not stick to the next
00:35:01.480 so I think it was quite um like an eventful and unsettled time so if obviously she wasn't married
00:35:10.500 until she was 25 maybe that did mean that she wanted to enter the church but I just think
00:35:15.580 it's it's always kind of given as if it's like 100 century like oh no she never wanted to get
00:35:20.740 married and she may not have but I just think Tergo I'm like hmm do I trust you even though
00:35:28.700 you had an exciting life and bribed your way out of captivity I can be impressed by him but that
00:35:33.880 doesn't mean I have to believe him that's that's life advice my goodness yeah um so now we kind of
00:35:41.040 can think about Tergo's role in all of this um and kind of apply that skepticism to his wider
00:35:46.900 portrayal of Margaret obviously describing her as really pious and there's that kind of classical
00:35:53.340 medieval hyperbole where it's like so extreme everything she does um but the way Tergo presents
00:36:01.840 like the way he chooses to represent her religious devotion is very interesting so he bigs up her
00:36:08.720 involvement massively in the reform of the Scottish church so as we said earlier the Scottish
00:36:16.000 church had it just had like developed on a slightly different line to in england and was
00:36:21.300 more influenced by kind of irish christianity and the way turgo tells it margaret is pushing the
00:36:29.640 church of scotland more towards like the way the papacy wants you to do it so she says like oh
00:36:37.380 you're not fasting long enough for lent oh why aren't you taking the eucharist at easter like
00:36:42.400 you're meant to do this you're meant to do that and she's almost quite she's quite bossy I would
00:36:47.300 say in this and she like does not brook any opposition and sometimes you will get criticisms
00:36:53.200 of her written like today as her being kind of quite tyrannical but then you also get the opposite 1.00
00:36:59.300 where people are like oh well she wouldn't surely she wouldn't have been that aggressive and bossy
00:37:04.660 so it must be that she wasn't actually that involved I would say as is often the case the
00:37:10.060 truth is probably somewhere down the middle but when you're thinking about how turgo is presenting
00:37:15.320 it turgo himself was very keen on reform of the church and so he's quite happy to portray margaret
00:37:24.520 as basically agreeing with how turgo thinks it should be done like how convenient is that
00:37:30.800 that margaret just happens to agree with all kind of like the the changes that you think should
00:37:36.620 happen to the church is also how you think they should happen like it's very convenient
00:37:40.840 and then taco's portrayal which kind of ties into all of this the way he portrays malcolm
00:37:48.580 because he portrays malcolm and i i would put serious money betting that no one could come up
00:37:55.780 with a more accurate description of malcolm as he's a himbo he is full-on golden retriever
00:38:04.180 boyfriend like apparently he can't read but because margaret loves books he loves the books
00:38:10.460 and the books i think she write uh tergo writes that which she had rejected he likewise rejected
00:38:17.980 and that which she had loved he loved for the love of her love wherefore the books with which
00:38:22.680 she was accustomed either to pray or to read this man although illiterate was accustomed to
00:38:27.420 lead through by hand and to inspect and when he had heard from her which of them was dearer
00:38:32.040 this he chose to consider more dearly and often kissed and handled which like there's a few
00:38:38.000 modern illustrations of Malcolm and Margaret in like this romantic kind of forest galen
00:38:44.240 and she's reading to him and he might as well just have like big heart eyes like he's it's
00:38:50.520 it's I don't want to say like oh it's an emasculating uh portrayal it's I think the
00:38:56.880 motivation behind turgo showing malcolm as just like a big himbo who is just a golden retriever
00:39:04.720 is i think that turgo struggled to fit margaret into existing models of what saint sainthood
00:39:14.500 among women should look like i think he had he had kind of a couple of models to consider
00:39:20.020 and he tried to cobble together a few of them so the kind of big the big example of female
00:39:28.940 sanctity in this era is the virgin martyr model it was incredibly popular in the medieval period
00:39:35.000 especially in the later medieval but most of the stories about it were from the early medieval
00:39:41.360 period and basically virgin martyr saints do what they say on the tin christianity is kind of
00:39:47.320 overflowing with these stories of young women and they are always beautiful they're always young
00:39:53.000 they're always super super christian and they love jesus and then there will be like another figure
00:39:58.620 who is um always male often non-christian and sometimes it's the girl's father or their husband
00:40:05.320 or like a potential spouse who really fancies her and this like pagan spouse or whatever says no you
00:40:12.700 can't be christian anymore you need to convert she says no and then they're kind of too long
00:40:16.680 didn't read is that she is then executed usually in an incredibly gory manner usually doing a few
00:40:22.500 miracles before or during her execution and this was the most popular model for female saints in
00:40:29.380 this period but margaret isn't a martyr and she isn't a virgin so i think turgo is like well what
00:40:35.600 do i do and so the way he portrays malcolm is to kind of try if turgo can't make margaret a virgin
00:40:43.960 or a martyr he can at least make Malcolm one of these kind of pagan spouses except he's struggling
00:40:51.260 with that too because Malcolm is a Christian so and he's not asking Margaret to convert from
00:40:57.480 Christianity so I think Tergo adopts kind of a dynamic where Malcolm's Christianity was less
00:41:04.160 refined than Margaret's and that instead of Margaret like converting her husband she is 0.70
00:41:10.420 reforming and refining the church as it was um in scotland that is why i think malcolm is a himbo
00:41:18.860 he needed to be less sophisticated and he needed to need margaret's kind of evangelizing presence
00:41:25.420 so we get this emphasis on like oh he's a literary he's not educated turgo kind of forces
00:41:32.600 malcolm into this pagan spouse role so that margaret's sanctity is easier to swallow and
00:41:38.940 another kind of element of the virgin martyr legend is where the woman the woman in question
00:41:43.980 speaks like so eloquently and so persuasively in defense of her faith that she ends up converting
00:41:49.840 some people and when you look at the passages that Tergo has of Margaret um speaking to the
00:41:56.060 clergy about like you know we're not celebrating Lent properly and you need to do this and you
00:41:59.760 need to do that she is arguing really persuasively and all of the like clergy that she's speaking to
00:42:06.000 were like oh my god she's amazing and that's something you get in virgin martyr stories as
00:42:11.020 well Catherine of Alexandria is the big one where like the emperor assembles 50 of the wisest
00:42:17.640 scholars and to argue with her and she manages to persuade them all that she's actually right
00:42:23.620 like it's very like extreme there's lots of hyperbole like it's very it's it is very and
00:42:30.260 then everybody clapped that is like the vibe and so I think Margaret is getting that treatment as
00:42:35.620 well and you also see targo kind of struggling to show how margaret existed in relation to secular
00:42:44.500 power so we've got lots of royal women in europe who chose to enter a life of religious seclusion
00:42:51.140 especially after being widowed so edith wessex ella who was the countess of salisbury and then
00:42:57.880 there's radigan of quatias which is like sixth century um but we know we know but radigan on
00:43:04.620 this podcast don't worry about it which radigan there's a few radigans is this the radigan who
00:43:09.120 um like became well yeah she became a nun even though her husband was still alive yeah and then
00:43:15.680 she was sort of like the queen but like from the convent yes yeah iconic she's so fun i did an 0.96
00:43:21.160 essay about her um in terms of queer history and it was called queerism fuck you and i basically
00:43:27.880 argued that radigan can be considered queer in this uh very uh elaborate structure of what that
00:43:36.340 meant that i wrote and it's certainly it was the best name i came up with through all of my my time
00:43:43.200 at university so but margaret doesn't really fit into like radigan and edith wessex because she
00:43:51.600 wasn't she was only a widow for about three days and she was a very active queen so you kind of
00:43:56.960 you you get the sense of turgo being a little bit insecure as like because he tries to picture
00:44:03.280 as like oh well she only wore fine things because she had to as a queen i think he would like he's
00:44:11.240 he got kind of stuck with these models and his solution was like okay well she had kids
00:44:15.660 she was married she didn't disengage herself from kind of secular power how do i square
00:44:20.560 this circle and I think that's why we get that portrayal but then as I mentioned earlier we kind
00:44:29.020 of he spends a long time talking about her ancestry and this is kind of the second and I
00:44:34.740 think the lasting importance to Margaret's story and it takes place after she dies so she dies in
00:44:43.860 1093 at the age of around 53 and she dies her husband and her eldest son are killed at the
00:44:51.340 battle of alnwick she is given the news um and she's like oh okay gives a lot of deathbed advice
00:44:57.660 has lots of prayer understandably and then she also dies and then what happens after because
00:45:04.340 it's not just her that's died the king has died and the king's son and presumable heir has also
00:45:10.480 died because the problem is Malcolm had been married before he married Margaret to a woman
00:45:17.200 called Ingeborg Finn's daughter whoa okay she was Scandinavian yes so she's pretty mysterious we
00:45:26.720 know that she was we know she was married once and presumably by her surname Finn's daughter she
00:45:31.880 was presumably the daughter of somebody with the name Finn and there's debate over whether or not
00:45:37.580 Ingeborg had died by the time Malcolm married Margaret Catherine Keene says she reckons that
00:45:44.220 Ingeborg was set aside and perhaps on the grounds of consanguinity which is obviously that old
00:45:51.720 faithful that comes out when you don't want to be married anymore and you say oh we're related
00:45:55.600 and they were related but somehow it didn't matter when you got married did it how convenient
00:46:00.300 um but it could have been that Malcolm and Ingeborg's marriage was kind of like a common
00:46:05.520 thing and so it wouldn't have actually mattered whether or not Ingeborg was alive or not by the
00:46:10.480 time Malcolm married Margaret but Ingeborg has had sons with Malcolm who obviously older than
00:46:16.660 the sons any children with Margaret the sons are called Duncan and Donald so Malcolm has a brother
00:46:23.500 he has two older children with Ingeborg and he has eight children including six sons with
00:46:28.480 margaret now at this time like primogeniture had begun to like settle down um but i do think that
00:46:36.500 our history like with the tudors and henry the obsession with the succession has made us
00:46:41.700 overestimate it a little so even though it was it was a thing that the eldest son probably had
00:46:49.560 rights over the youngest might can still triumph right at this point so it's not malcolm any of
00:46:58.060 Malcolm's sons that it succeeds to the throne at first. It is his brother, Donald, who comes to the
00:47:04.020 throne as Donald III. Donald is then supplanted by Ingerbjörg's son, Duncan, with the assistance
00:47:10.360 of one of Margaret's sons, Edmund. But then brother Donald takes the throne from Donald's
00:47:18.400 nephew, Duncan. It's a lot of D names in this bit. However, three years later, Donald, the brother, 0.52
00:47:25.340 is overthrown by Margaret's sons with an army that is supported by the new king of England,
00:47:32.100 William II, who is William the Conqueror's son. And Margaret's son, Edgar, takes the throne.
00:47:38.480 He rules until his death in 1107. Edgar doesn't have any children. So the next son, Alexander,
00:47:45.080 rules. He then dies in 1124 and he hasn't had any kids either. So the crown then passes to
00:47:51.800 Margaret's youngest son David some of the other sons that Margaret and Malcolm had one of them
00:47:57.100 who had helped one of the interlopers has we're not 100% sure what happened to him but he might
00:48:02.820 have been like kind of locked in a dungeon and and the key thrown away another one of the sons
00:48:10.040 became uh joined the church yeah and then the eldest son obviously died at the same time as
00:48:16.260 uh malcolm so let's just keep track so like three of her sons became king of scots
00:48:21.460 yeah one after the other so edgar alexander and then david edgar and alexander bless them
00:48:28.820 they do stuff but david's like he's he's the most famous one but this to me is the moment
00:48:36.100 when margaret is transformed from like oh she was really pious to one of the most important figures
00:48:42.280 in Scottish history because her sons they then do a lot to buttress her legacy they expand um on a
00:48:50.120 monastic settlement that she set up at Dunfermline which was where she was married um and they're
00:48:55.200 generally just like big fans of their mother but it's Margaret's daughter who is like the fulcrum
00:49:02.080 to everything we now know about Margaret so Margaret she has two daughters Edith and Mary
00:49:08.780 both as children are sent to England to Romsey Abbey which I mentioned earlier because Margaret's
00:49:15.320 sister Christina is the abbess there so that's nice like a little family reunion at some point
00:49:21.660 Edith's name is changed to Matilda it's kind of people aren't really sure when this happened or
00:49:29.120 why I think it's because they were trying to normalize her name so Edith is kind of like a
00:49:35.780 slightly old Wessex name and now that the Norman conquest has happened it's like let's kind of
00:49:41.420 let's change it to Matilda to make you more not necessarily appealing but to make you
00:49:47.880 assimilate with what has now happened in England and it clearly works because Edith Matilda as
00:49:55.280 she is usually known by people studying it from a Scottish perspective just because it gets too
00:49:59.540 confusing else um in 1101 Edith Matilda marries the king of England Henry I uh Henry I is a son
00:50:07.660 of William the Conqueror and she is very popular as his queen and very well loved and Edith Matilda
00:50:13.720 when she is queen commissions Targo to write this biography and Targo says in the like preamble to
00:50:23.860 the beater that he says that you wish not only to hear but also to view unendingly a written life
00:50:31.800 of your mother the queen so that although you little knew the countenance of your mother you
00:50:36.220 might have fuller notice of her virtues. Edith Matilda didn't know her mother well because she 0.99
00:50:41.080 was sent to England as a child so I do think like I believe that Edith Matilda would like to know
00:50:46.660 her mother better and thus would commission this work but all the stuff that happened after Margaret's
00:50:52.560 death with basically the civil wars between her sons and Malcolm's previous sons at this point
00:51:00.020 when Tergo writes Donald and Duncan so the brother of Malcolm and his eldest son have both been
00:51:05.880 defeated however the dust has only just settled and Duncan has a son he's I think he's only a
00:51:13.660 child at this point but that you know that doesn't mean he's not a threat so it follows that Margaret's
00:51:20.260 children would want to really hype up their maternal heritage because their paternal heritage
00:51:26.720 isn't as useful for taking and keeping the crown of Scotland like so what is if Malcolm was your
00:51:33.420 dad he was related to them too like that's not you're not special saying that oh well we're
00:51:38.700 related to this amazing woman called Margaret they are outflanking the kind of Malcolm's other
00:51:45.040 descendants. And then the other reason that Edith Matilda would have commissioned this biography
00:51:51.540 is because her husband, Henry I of England, has a very vested interest in augmenting the descent
00:51:58.640 via Margaret because Margaret is descended or related to Edward the Confessor. And I think
00:52:06.680 this is something that Margaret understood about amping up this kind of like old Anglo-Saxon
00:52:12.300 heritage because she did give her children all old English names. So Henry's marriage to Edith
00:52:19.500 Matilda would unite the claims of the pre-Norman House of Wessex with the new Norman dynasty.
00:52:26.380 He's kind of absorbing their line. And the historian Stephen Boardman says that Edith
00:52:32.720 Matilda's commissioning of the Vita gifted her husband the legacy of the Saxon monarchy.
00:52:38.580 so all of all of this came from the fact that they needed to unite these two dynasties and
00:52:46.540 also just amp up Margaret kind of time and time again and then Margaret is after she dies she's
00:52:53.460 buried at a play at Dunfermline which then becomes kind of a royal mausoleum so Malcolm
00:52:59.300 III had been buried in I think Tynemouth Priory which was closer to where he had died but one of
00:53:05.960 one of his sons has him reburied at Dunfermline. Edgar, Alexander and David, they're all buried
00:53:12.020 at Dunfermline. Between 1093 and 1420, 19 monarchs or their kind of close royal family
00:53:19.480 members are buried at Dunfermline, which becomes kind of the central focus of devotions at that
00:53:26.500 site. Miracles are said to have been performed there. But none of the miracles, they're mainly
00:53:32.980 healing miracles which is kind of you know the the popular ones at this point and my favorite ones
00:53:38.960 are where she yells at people like the ghost of of saint margaret yeah so there's at one point a
00:53:44.780 woman turns up and she's like will you heal me and she sleeps there and margaret appears during
00:53:49.860 the night and says and this was recorded and written down by the monks at dunfermline
00:53:54.420 wake up wretched woman wake up thoughtless woman for through me the heavenly mercy has deigned to
00:54:02.460 hear you favorably i can you imagine if you were just like oh please please heal me oh i love you 0.98
00:54:10.440 margaret and she appears and calls you a wretched woman i would i would not tell the monks in order
00:54:16.340 for it to be written down i would be telling nobody i would be taking that to my grave no 0.70
00:54:20.960 exactly if you if you were like you know like please i want to get a good mark on this on this 0.66
00:54:25.340 paper saint margaret please help me and she's like listen up fuckwad yeah when there's another 1.00
00:54:31.300 one which kind of she doesn't appear as a ghost for the exciting bit there's an there's one where
00:54:37.400 basically some guy's in love with one of his servants but his dad is like you can't be in a
00:54:42.940 relationship with her but then the dad dies and the guy gets into a relationship with his servant
00:54:49.740 and then the dad's ghost appears and like punches the servant and then she comes the servant then
00:54:57.520 comes to Dunfermline and is asked to be healed so Margaret isn't the one doing the punching
00:55:01.960 but the way it's written they are seemingly connected so love that for her and then one
00:55:08.800 of the most famous miracles takes place in 1263 the king of Norway Hakon IV is trying to invade
00:55:15.480 Scotland and a knight who is I think unwell he sleeps at Dunfermline like on the way to the
00:55:21.840 battle and Margaret appears to him and she's with like other men and they're all kind of you know
00:55:27.700 ghostly apparitions and the knight is like who are these people and she's like I'm Margaret blah blah
00:55:34.520 blah and these people this is my husband and some of her sons and Margaret kind of promises that
00:55:40.900 they will defeat the the king of Norway and his forces and neither Malcolm nor any of the sons
00:55:47.180 say anything it's just Margaret who speaks and she declares that Scotland is her kingdom
00:55:52.700 she says accepted from God and entrusted to me and my heirs forever Malcolm is literally just
00:55:59.980 some guy in this like he's he's there he he's around but that's about it and then there is one
00:56:08.920 miracle that took place before Margaret died and I don't want to be a hater though I'm great at it
00:56:16.320 but do not get your hopes up okay okay so targo sets the scene by saying oh miracles are fine
00:56:24.560 but they aren't as important as like good works and virtue which is probably true i believe that
00:56:30.140 he believes that but i think he's also trying to manage expectations because the miracle that he
00:56:35.480 relates is that margaret asks for a book to be brought to her a gospel book that she um especially
00:56:43.000 favors and the messenger drops the book in a river on the way doesn't realize until he gets to
00:56:50.700 Margaret and is like oh I dropped that book and they go and get it and they're like well obviously
00:56:54.980 it'll be ruined because it's in a river and the book is not ruined that's the miracle that's it's
00:57:01.480 not exactly water into wine is it it's it's kind of yeah I'm unimpressed with it uh Tergo does say
00:57:09.760 that oh she prophesied her own death and that she foretold certain future events on her deathbed
00:57:15.260 um she may have foretold her her um death but she really pushed her body to the brink with
00:57:21.540 kind of her ascetic practices like it wasn't a surprise that she was dying she hadn't been able 0.99
00:57:26.960 to ride was she doing like too much fasting and like stuff like that yeah big on like the abstinence
00:57:33.360 fasting she um used to go and pray in a cave which was like really cold it's obviously going
00:57:39.940 to be cold it's a cave in scotland don't i just don't don't worship in a cave in scotland okay
00:57:45.900 you will probably catch a death of cold and she's probably wearing like a hair shirt at the time and
00:57:51.000 stuff yeah i'm not sure if she really went in for that kind of like the real brutal stuff
00:57:56.220 but she she didn't like look after herself and it was because you know she was obviously very
00:58:02.760 very devoted i'm just gonna say also well and she also had had eight children so i feel like
00:58:08.440 having eight children now versus like then just in terms of medical care like her body would be
00:58:13.800 affected by all that and then if you're also not caring for that body that has given birth to eight
00:58:19.040 children in like medieval scotland yeah she has eight children over 14 years which is not very
00:58:25.100 long and she i mean we only ever hear about the eight children that she has and they all pretty
00:58:31.020 much survive to adulthood she may well have been pregnant at other times but either couldn't carry
00:58:36.320 it to town or that the child died when um when it was very very young so she had eight children as a
00:58:42.140 minimum kind of thing and then there is a bit when she's on her deathbed she's kind of it might be
00:58:49.500 slightly before she dies but basically turgo says that margaret told him that if her sons do ever
00:58:57.380 become kings turgo is allowed to tell them what to do and to kind of admonish them or argue with
00:59:03.720 them if necessary now bearing in mind turgo is writing this in the early 1100s after margaret's
00:59:12.020 sons have like edgar is king at that point it's very convenient that turgo is basically saying
00:59:18.820 hey edgar king of scots your mom told me that i can have a go at you if i want like that's a little
00:59:27.000 bit convenient to me i'm not quite convinced but after she's canonized in the 13th century
00:59:36.060 and who decides that like he wrote this thing being like look at how she should be a saint
00:59:40.120 like who's the person who's like checks off that box to be like yeah let's make her a saint
00:59:43.420 so turgo writes this beta of her and then it has survived in kind of various like manuscript
00:59:51.480 compilations and there's a couple of these compilations that are very much there's one
00:59:56.220 called like the feminine combination and it's basically like a little a little pack like here
01:00:02.780 mr pope this is why we want her to be canonized thank you because by the time she is canonized
01:00:10.000 in the 13th century the papacy has taken on um like we're the only ones who are allowed to do
01:00:16.020 this but then the miracles so the one of high yelling at people and appearing as a ghost
01:00:20.020 they are put together kind of in I think it's mainly in the 12th century and that is written
01:00:28.260 by the monks at Dunfermline who are like preserving her shrine so it's kind of all
01:00:34.120 these little things that are then put together to be like please canonize her now appreciate that
01:00:40.360 and for like the rest of the medieval period she remains a dynastic saint so she is considered
01:00:49.080 the foundress of the scottish royal line arguably more than malcolm was like he it's just like he
01:00:56.860 he's just ken like it's a real he's just ken fine yeah a hundred percent and like i think they
01:01:03.080 probably got along well and they certainly had um a very productive uh relationship both in terms of
01:01:09.340 actual children but also like what they did and the impacts they made eventually on scotland
01:01:15.360 but yeah he's like he's meant to be a very good warrior and he's meant to be very noble and all
01:01:20.060 that stuff but he's i the stuff that you can say about malcolm i think you could say about
01:01:25.840 any other king margaret is a little bit more unique and the way she is interpreted by the
01:01:34.100 subsequent generations is there's a huge emphasis on her relationship to edward the confessor
01:01:39.980 because when England and Scotland are beefing as we are still want to do it kind of benefited
01:01:47.260 the Scots to point out that oh well we are if you're descended from these like illustrious
01:01:52.680 pre-Norman kings well guess what so are we and our dynastic go-between she's a saint like
01:01:59.660 none of your monarchs are saints like Edward the Confessor was canonized but I think any of the
01:02:05.640 others were I have to look into that I love learning about this kind of stuff but the way
01:02:11.200 you see Margaret's emphasis to Edward the Confessor because in depictions of Margaret
01:02:17.340 she is often shown with the coat of arms of Edward the Confessor which is like a blue background and
01:02:23.760 then it has like a yellow or a gold cross and then four little birds in kind of each quadrant of the
01:02:29.940 cross these arms were like assigned to edward the confessor after the point because heraldic
01:02:36.400 symbols didn't exist when he was alive but they then get to be like oh this is edward the confessor's
01:02:41.900 and you see it on margaret's like most of the depictions are some depictions of her
01:02:46.440 and like her dress has the shield with the little birds on so it's for it it's always edward the
01:02:54.220 confessor is kind of like the the key here and in 1250 she's canonized and her remains which
01:03:00.940 are at Dunfermline they are moved to a more important spot at Dunfermline and the king of
01:03:07.640 Scotland at that point Alexander III and his queen who is a Margaret of England they are at
01:03:14.280 this ceremony and they're children at this point but I get the sense that the reason Margaret this
01:03:20.860 little Queen Margaret of England was included because it's like hey maybe you should do like
01:03:26.640 this woman did and be really pious and have loads of children and then at the kind of moving moving
01:03:33.400 forward in time at the turn of the 14th century Margaret finds an incredible champion in Robert
01:03:40.760 the Bruce who is obsessed with so at the Battle of Bannockburn he has I think some of her relics
01:03:48.460 brought out he patronizes the abbey at dunfermline he's buried at dunfermline as are most of like a
01:03:55.980 huge amount of his family and his friends and she has become like a national figure at this point
01:04:01.880 so when edward the first of england kind of all but conquers scotland he chooses to hear the
01:04:07.860 submission of various clergymen in that chapel dedicated to sir margaret in edinburgh castle
01:04:13.220 and at one point when he's kind of overwintering in Scotland he makes Dunfermline Abbey his
01:04:20.080 like military base so he clearly knows how important she is and that she is a key symbol
01:04:25.440 that he can then kind of co-opt and use and you also get in this period her national significance
01:04:34.160 emphasized by a guy called Walter Bauer he was a monk and he wrote a chronicle called
01:04:39.920 the scottic chronicon and he's basically taking a load of pre-existing work by this guy called
01:04:45.760 john of fordun and he adds to it and all of the bits about margaret he adds like himself and he
01:04:53.980 gives a description of the ceremony in 1250 that moved margaret's remains and he says that when
01:05:01.100 they were moving her like coffin towards the high altar that when they tried to move the coffin
01:05:07.240 past where her husband, Michael III, was buried, she wouldn't move. The people carrying her
01:05:14.560 couldn't carry her any further. And so to Bauer, he's like, this meant that Margaret refused to
01:05:21.440 be moved to a more illustrious place unless her husband was also moved there to, which is what
01:05:27.020 happens. His remains are moved too. And I found this interesting because it kind of contradicts
01:05:32.560 Turgo's version of events. And I think Bauer neutralizes Margaret's independence in this
01:05:40.160 kind of situation. Like at one point, he says that Margaret and her husband were equal in works of
01:05:46.580 charity, both outstanding in the pursuit of holiness, which is definitely not Turgo's
01:05:51.260 perspective. And I think it's because Turgo and Bauer, they're at cross purposes. Turgo kind of
01:05:57.860 needs margaret to be bolder and a little more pious so that she can successfully evangelize
01:06:04.300 to her husband rose bower just needs like a saintly foundress with national significance you
01:06:10.960 know i don't think their goals were the same and that's why we get this discordance um and margaret
01:06:17.200 kind of remains popular her cult doesn't ever really drop out until the reformation um but the
01:06:22.700 the kind of later Stuart monarchs are not as focused on her as like her immediate descendants
01:06:29.080 than like Robert the Bruce. So after the year 1420, none of the Stuart royals are buried at
01:06:34.820 Dunfermline. One of the interesting elements of her cult in this period is the use of her shirt
01:06:40.520 as a relic. Her shirt. Yes. So there are several instances we hear when a queen consul of Scotland
01:06:47.780 has her shirt on hand during childbirth so mary of gouders did margaret tudor did possibly elizabeth
01:06:56.160 de bar who was robert the bruce's i think his second wife um so they had it to like help them
01:07:01.640 through childbirth and so sometimes you'll see her like we were saying earlier she is the patron
01:07:06.620 saint of scotland sometimes people will say that she is also like the patron saint for childbirth
01:07:12.480 i don't think she is so obviously she's had all these kids but we never see her whether it's
01:07:19.980 turgo or later we never see her as being especially regarded for kind of her for child birth and the
01:07:26.320 labor of giving birth it's just about her like raising and nurturing the children as she raised
01:07:33.360 and nurtured scotland i guess and so my view is that the use of this relic is another dynastic
01:07:40.220 expression it's not about a queen it's not about a woman giving birth it's about a queen providing
01:07:46.060 an heir for the royal dynasty because the shirt doesn't it doesn't seem to be used on every queen
01:07:52.940 that we know of and it doesn't seem to have been used in every instance of childbirth so i think
01:07:58.500 margaret tudor only uses it once and like joan beaufort who was james the first queen had like
01:08:04.980 a million children and i don't think we ever hear of it being used um with with her so i think it's
01:08:11.140 more about like ushering in the next monarch and she has another relic which was her head
01:08:17.580 just her whole head and mary queen of scots had that with her mary queen of scots had the head
01:08:22.980 yeah so i think it was when she gave birth and yeah so she had the head and then when the
01:08:28.800 reformation happened i know the reformation happened before she gave birth so i'd have to
01:08:35.160 show that but maryland scots definitely had her head and it was hidden then i guess until uh after
01:08:42.260 her deposition it was hidden from like the reformist iconoclasts and then it got smuggled
01:08:47.840 to the continent and ended up in france and they were like oh it's safe and then the french
01:08:52.100 revolution happened so it's like oh no and I'm not I don't think we know where it where it is now
01:08:58.900 and the shrine her grave at Dunfermline is now empty her remains were probably smuggled out
01:09:06.540 for the reformation and they're probably in Spain Spain took like a whole bunch of relics
01:09:12.340 to kind of save them from the reformation and a load of them are in Madrid in the Escorial Palace
01:09:18.320 but because there's so many there I don't think it's like nobody has done um like an audit there
01:09:24.880 has not been a stock take done fully so she might be there she might not there is a piece of her
01:09:30.100 shoulder bone which is in Dunfermline but it's not at the abbey which is now the abbey's kind
01:09:36.580 of defunct but it's still a parish church her shoulder bone is at a newer catholic church in
01:09:41.740 the town and they bring it out for a parade every year so that's really nice for her like she would
01:09:47.640 be scarier as a ghost now because she has no shoulder bone and no head so if she had appeared 0.89
01:09:55.380 to me like fully with her head I wouldn't be as scared but I think if she appeared to me which
01:10:00.840 would you be more scared of I'd be most scared if she appeared to me and she was just a shoulder
01:10:05.400 bone just a ghost of a shoulder bone oh my goodness yelling at me yeah I'm gonna I'm hoping
01:10:12.580 at some point to be in Edinburgh when they do the parade I think they do it in in summer so maybe
01:10:18.500 I'll go and ask it's obviously the um uh Scotland is now Presbyterian so they don't have any relics 0.98
01:10:23.860 and things um so I might go and hang out with the the Catholic Church and be like which would scare
01:10:29.460 you more yeah if it was just a shoulder bone I'll do like a little vox pop thing and get and survey
01:10:35.060 survey everybody but some of the other things we have of hers in the 19th century the Bodian
01:10:41.920 library at Oxford acquired a gospel book and I think they thought originally that it was from
01:10:47.300 the 14th century but then it turned out it was from the 11th century and it had an inscription
01:10:52.440 that the book was once owned by a king and queen and the inscription mentioned the thing about the
01:10:58.780 river miracle and the pages themselves were consistent with if they'd had a slight amount
01:11:05.860 of water damage so like this is it this is her gospel book so we found it so that's nice and
01:11:13.000 then the other kind of parts of her legacy that i think most scottish people would uh have some
01:11:18.540 familiarity with is there is a bridge called the queensberry bridge and it refers to the queensberry
01:11:25.260 crossing across the fourth that she set up she was like when pilgrims want to go from like the
01:11:31.820 south bank of the fourth to st andrews which is like across the river and all the way up
01:11:36.240 we should set up like a free ferry for them to go and do that and so queen's ferry she is the queen
01:11:42.580 for which it is named and then another mary queen of scots associated thing so obviously there's
01:11:49.320 dumb firmland abbey which is uh related to her but hollyrood abbey probably exists and hollyrood
01:11:56.320 house because of her so she was said to have brought to scotland a piece of the true cross
01:12:02.740 or holy rude which you know is a bit of the crucifix upon which jesus allegedly met his end
01:12:09.760 i say allegedly because if you gathered together all of the fragments of the true cross
01:12:14.400 that were meant to be hanging about christendom you would have enough materials for a tea bed
01:12:19.000 log cabin like there was a lot of it there was a lot of it about but she apparently had one
01:12:25.200 and we're not kind of central where it might have come from so it might come from england or it
01:12:29.740 might have come from eastern europe but she brings it with her and then after her after her death and
01:12:34.840 when her youngest son david is king he founds an abbey which is kind of just north of arthur's seat
01:12:42.260 at the what is now the western most end of the royal mile this abbey is dedicated to this piece
01:12:49.760 of the Holyrood. That's where we get Holyrood from. And the Abbey is in ruins now, but it was
01:12:58.480 very important. So James II and his Queen Mary of Gelders were buried there. Margaret Tudor was
01:13:05.020 married there. And also, I think after the Reformation, everything kind of became defunct
01:13:13.520 with it but the abbey was briefly reconsecrated as a catholic place of worship by the brother of
01:13:19.980 charles ii james he was duke of york at the time and he basically was like the king's lieutenant
01:13:26.600 in scotland for a bit and he was catholic so he had it reconsecrated as a catholic place of worship
01:13:32.160 but then obviously that didn't last and then obviously hollywood house the pleasure palace
01:13:37.320 in contrast to Edinburgh Castle which of course hosted among other things a murder of which Mary
01:13:45.800 Queen of Scots was witness so it's funny to think even though St Margaret you know had nothing to do
01:13:52.320 with it it does all get traced back to her and then as I mentioned at the top of the show there
01:13:59.400 is the chapel this was probably built under David and is in Edinburgh Castle dedicated to
01:14:06.300 st margaret it is beautiful i highly recommend anybody like do not skip it if you're going to
01:14:12.060 the castle it's very small it's very peaceful and it has um a set of like stained glass windows from
01:14:18.180 the 20th century which shows various uh figures from scottish history and you will love this okay
01:14:25.500 the best bit about the chapel it is looked after today by the st margaret's chapel guild and they
01:14:31.500 put flowers in like every week and I think in 1993 they like commissioned a new altar cloth
01:14:38.820 to commemorate kind of the millennium of her death but if you want to be a part of the guild
01:14:43.780 you have to have as your first or middle name Margaret oh I know you can if you're you can
01:14:51.480 have institutional membership if your organization has been named for a Margaret like it doesn't
01:14:57.440 have to be that margaret margaret's only okay yeah i know and when it this is just oh it's so
01:15:04.140 adorable when i wrote my term paper on her i emailed the chapel guild and was like uh because
01:15:10.780 they have like a little booklet leaflet that you can buy in the chapel and i was like would you be
01:15:14.900 able to send me one and when the woman replied to me in like her email signature had her first name
01:15:21.380 and then in brackets middle Margaret and then her surname like is that not just the cutest thing
01:15:29.600 she was so nice as well she came and posted me that she was very interested in what I was uh
01:15:36.060 what I was writing about but like it's so random no but just like first of all I'm just like I
01:15:42.140 love this I love this like league of Margaret's who are just like doing this but also I'm just
01:15:46.720 like but my name's not Margaret I'm like can I change my name to Margaret like I'm desperate to
01:15:51.820 join now I think if if you said I've changed my name to Margaret because I want to join I think
01:15:57.400 they'd be like yes you can come in and like it still is um quite a popular name in Scotland
01:16:04.080 like if this was in England I think you would eventually run out of of Margaret but in Scotland
01:16:09.980 they're like no we will keep the tradition going and yeah I highly recommend like going into the
01:16:16.520 chapel the castle generally is kind of hit and miss in terms of access I got my wheelchair stuck
01:16:23.640 in a rockery outside the chapel when I was there and I just kind of had to wait for my mom to come
01:16:28.320 and get me and as tourists walked past which also was quite funny to me but Scotland does not have
01:16:35.780 the monopoly on Margaret so we talked about earlier about the fact that she was born in Hungary
01:16:41.040 when I went to visit her now empty tomb of Dunn family there were some flowers and ribbons that
01:16:47.660 had been left there by a group of Hungarian tourists like they were like oh you know one
01:16:52.940 of us kind of thing which I thought was very cool but Margaret of Wessex obviously that was her OG
01:16:58.200 family still very much looms large so as I said I live in the southwest of England and after I'd
01:17:05.140 written my first paper on her my mom told me she was like oh in Salisbury Cathedral there is a
01:17:11.580 chapel dedicated to her and I was like no there isn't like it will be Margaret of Antioch who
01:17:17.700 no shade to Margaret of Antioch it's not her fault but when people say like oh you study
01:17:22.720 St Margaret the one with the dragon and I'm like no the one whose book fell in a river
01:17:27.540 so not to be a hater to Margaret of Antioch it's not her fault but at the same time I remain
01:17:33.380 sorry about it but my mother was right and there is a chapel dedicated to St Margaret of Scotland
01:17:41.000 in the south transept of Salisbury Cathedral it has occupied my every waking moment
01:17:48.320 finding out how when or why this altar is there it could have been put in as earlier as early as
01:17:57.280 1407 but it definitely was there before 1445 there is a text that is like guiding somebody
01:18:06.700 around all of like oh when you go to the cathedral these are the chapels you need to look at
01:18:10.800 and it mentions her so we know it was there then in 1407 a bishop called Richard Mitford was buried
01:18:18.000 in her chapel so it could have been that he that like the chapel was put together for that burial
01:18:25.720 or that it already existed um and then mitford was like oh please bury me there but like why is
01:18:33.160 she there because all of the other chapels in the cathedral are dedicated to like the big bigger
01:18:39.800 saints so she's next to st lawrence and i think the archangel michael i think and then it's like
01:18:47.660 john the baptist it's kind of like your standard big christian saints like john the baptist yeah
01:18:53.720 so like the like yeah the kind of the main ones and she's like hey i'm here too i think the only
01:19:00.420 explanation even though it's quite circumstantial but the current best explanation is that she was
01:19:06.060 considered like still to be part of kind of the west country and wessex and then allegedly bishop
01:19:12.040 richard mayford was apparently a fan of ebb the confessor so it might be that he was like either
01:19:18.000 bury me there where her altar already exists her chapel or let's put this chapel together
01:19:24.080 and then bury me there when I die and every time I've been to the cathedral since finding this out
01:19:30.280 I'm just like scouring the place to try and find something like looking for Edward the confessor's
01:19:36.540 coat of arms or is there anything that suggests why she would be here and there's also in Gloucester
01:19:43.900 which is also part of the West Country there is a church a small like village church dedicated to
01:19:49.480 her and this one is more confusing because originally the church was dedicated to a
01:19:55.700 different saint but they're not sure which and then it was rededicated in the I think it was
01:20:02.440 1315 it was rededicated to Margrave Scotland and this was during the wars of Scottish independence
01:20:09.540 so I'm like why did they change the patron saint of this church from whoever it was
01:20:15.780 to like the key propaganda vehicle of the country with which we are currently at war
01:20:23.440 like was it trying to kind of reclaim her from the Scots and being like no she's actually one
01:20:28.360 of us was it that maybe the people in that parish were like thought that the Scots had a point
01:20:34.140 and we're like we're gonna do it to show solidarity i have no idea but both of those
01:20:41.100 things there was in the like the descriptions of her miracles there is a couple of people who have
01:20:47.560 come from england so i'm you know there were probably english people who were like fans of her
01:20:53.080 but it's just like why why was these dedications happening like quite a long time after her
01:21:00.380 death and even after her canonization i have a theory my theory is that her ghost came and
01:21:06.860 yelled at somebody until they did it i mean if you were being haunted by a ghost and all it wanted
01:21:13.180 you to do was like can you dedicate a chapel to me it's a small price to pay to like get the ghost
01:21:19.260 the ghost of the shoulder bone or person without shoulder bone or with or without head exactly
01:21:24.320 you're just like i will do that if you will stop haunting and yelling at me yeah so she did have
01:21:29.880 like fans in england and i know i mentioned durham earlier and there was an instance in the 14th
01:21:36.600 century of allegedly durham stole some relics of her from scotland and like smuggled them back
01:21:43.960 and the saint george's church in windsor castle apparently has a relic of hers too
01:21:50.420 it might be i'm not 100 sure it might be the holy rude thing because i think edward the first took
01:21:57.020 that um when he first like kind of conquered Scotland and then there was like debate over
01:22:03.600 whether he was going to give it back but I don't think it ever was given back so it might have
01:22:08.420 also been lost in the Reformation uh or it might be at St George's in in Windsor but I think it's
01:22:17.100 very that the way her relics have kind of been scattered or not or possibly come back I think is
01:22:26.120 exemplifies her legacy which I feel like it's not like sad but I think she's never been allowed to
01:22:35.420 live her life for herself it's always about her as a dynastic intermediary her holiness is useful
01:22:42.900 and her legacy is valuable for what it can do for her subsequent generations like you get the sense
01:22:50.000 that she's not really in charge of her destiny. But I do think that given the depth of her
01:22:56.700 religious devotion, I don't know if she'd be that bothered about it. Like she might see her role as
01:23:02.140 a saint to, you know, reveal God's grace. And then her role as a queen is to kind of preserve and
01:23:07.140 protect the kingdom with which she was charged by God. So even though sometimes I'm like, oh,
01:23:13.880 it's kind of a lack of autonomy, she might have seen it as like, no, it's my purpose. I have been
01:23:19.700 assigned but um she she definitely is not in control of of everything that happened after
01:23:25.860 after she died i don't think she'd be mad about how it all went down but it's all it's stuff that
01:23:31.780 has like people and monarchs and whoever has assigned this stuff to her what i find interesting
01:23:39.500 obviously that's why you're on the podcast telling the story but so in terms of scottish
01:23:46.060 women moving to scotland and marrying kings this is the best version of that i've ever heard like
01:23:55.220 marie of guise had a really rough time margaret tudor had a really rough time like even marie
01:24:00.020 of scotts who didn't marry into but she was an outsider but margaret of scotland came there and
01:24:05.060 it seems like everyone's like cool you're an outsider and you're marrying our king we don't
01:24:09.340 mind like yeah i just find it it's such an interesting contrast to what i'm used to hearing
01:24:14.880 about people named margaret coming to scotland historically to me not doesn't do well yeah she
01:24:21.920 at least the version that we have of her from targo she seems to have been quite happy i think
01:24:28.280 she she was very invested in piety obviously and in the church and she did kind of all the normal
01:24:35.080 things that uh pious women are meant to do she fed orphans and all that kind of thing and washed 1.00
01:24:39.900 people's feet and i think she ended up becoming an exemplar for later queens in the same position
01:24:47.920 so obviously we said about the young margaret of england uh going to see her relics being moved
01:24:55.320 and then obviously margaret tudor having her shirt and stuff so i imagine that if if i was a
01:25:03.580 little english princess going up to okay you're marrying the king of scots i would look at
01:25:08.420 St Margaret's story and be like oh well I hope it's like this this I could cope with this this
01:25:13.980 doesn't seem too bad my dream museum exhibit if someone said right here's a load of money and
01:25:20.400 you're going to set up a exhibit for a museum would be princesses of England queens of Scots
01:25:26.480 and it would basically be talking about all the different English princesses that ended up being
01:25:31.740 Queen of Scotland because there were loads like obviously Margaret Tudor that we've talked about
01:25:36.840 and there was jones but there were two jones in the 15th century you had margaret denmark
01:25:43.360 mayor of gouders he has some european ones but because of the way england and scotland like the
01:25:48.540 relations and the the conflicts that have happened it was very often like oh well we've had a war and
01:25:53.060 now to seal the peace here's a here's a daughter have at it kind of thing but it's also in a lot
01:26:03.000 of the later examples there was always like a dynastic element like especially with Margaret
01:26:07.940 Tudor because obviously her children represented the potential heirs to England whereas with
01:26:14.700 Margaret and her family they were in kind of direct opposition to the king of England as kind
01:26:23.700 of William the Conqueror um but yeah I think like she did okay and she's had such like such a huge
01:26:31.080 impact I think I made a reel it was a while ago now I was talking about how Edgar like poor Edgar
01:26:36.900 her brother like he gets cut off to England as really young his dad dies and then he spends like
01:26:45.380 the rest of his life kind of beefing with the king of England because he's a potential claimant
01:26:51.360 blah blah blah and then Margaret like she has those bad things happen and then she moves to
01:26:56.800 scotland is scotland's only canonized royal saint and one of the most famous like in terms
01:27:03.900 maybe not in outside of scotland obviously mary queen of scots is more famous but in scotland
01:27:09.460 she's probably second fiddle to uh mary queen of scots in terms of the most famous and certainly
01:27:15.520 the most influential queens of scots so yeah sorry edgar you didn't really you didn't really
01:27:21.600 have a nice a nice time of it necessarily but Margaret certainly did and then her daughter
01:27:27.860 obviously married um Henry I of England who then had they obviously had their daughter Empress
01:27:34.800 Matilda and because of Edith Matilda every um monarch of England and then Scotland etc all the
01:27:44.640 from then is descended from St Margaret so yes it wasn't just about her her power it was so much
01:27:52.900 of it was dependent on Edward the Confessor but she was like the vehicle for that and then Edith
01:27:59.880 Matilda was as well and yeah she was meant to be Edith Matilda was meant to be quite a popular
01:28:05.000 queen she um was raised at Romsey Abbey um which has the saint of Romsey Abbey I don't think it's
01:28:13.660 St. Ethelflaed. It's one of those names. But yeah, so she lived there for a bit. And then
01:28:19.860 there was drama over whether or not she had taken vows to become a nun, because then Henry I of
01:28:25.760 England wanted to marry her. And it was like debate over whether she was allowed. And then
01:28:30.860 it was decided that she wasn't. So she married him. And she was good friends with a guy called
01:28:36.040 William of Malmesbury, who was a chronicler and quite a prolific historian. And she patronized
01:28:43.080 uh some of his stuff she actually she had another vita commissioned as well for an irish saint i
01:28:50.280 think called brendan so she was she was uh interested in kind of literature and commissioning
01:28:57.780 these texts so yeah i'm i'm she died relatively young she only died in um 11 18 and then uh henry
01:29:07.760 the first remarried but then didn't have any children and obviously Empress Matilda's brother
01:29:13.120 had died in 1120 I think in the white ship disaster and so that all obviously set off the
01:29:20.640 anarchy and everything but Edith Matilda had had passed away long before any of that so
01:29:25.320 even though and I think this is why it resonates I think especially like when I first started
01:29:31.200 my master's like I was it was during COVID and so you know when seeing everybody who I wanted to be
01:29:37.500 And so having Empress Matilda, Edith Matilda and Margaret as these three women that do resemble each other in a lot of ways, who barely knew each other, like Edith Matilda was sent off when she was a child, Empress Matilda was sent off to go and get married on the continent.
01:29:55.620 so from the way their lives played out you would have assumed like oh well they knew each other
01:30:02.640 really well of course you know they related they barely knew each other except obviously through
01:30:07.380 um through writing and stuff so I'm I think Margaret would be proud that even without
01:30:15.680 like physical contact with her like descendants that her legacy was um protected and furthered
01:30:24.340 And like in Scotland, understandably, there is a lot of emphasis on what she did in Scotland.
01:30:31.280 So Dunfermline is, it was just made a city to commemorate maybe the Platinum Jubilee.
01:30:38.600 I can't remember.
01:30:39.960 Something like that.
01:30:41.300 So it's going to become a city and it's a very, very small place.
01:30:46.280 It has a palace as well, the ruins of a palace where various monarchs,
01:30:52.300 i think charles the first was very uh was born there i can't remember but um yeah the thing she
01:30:58.020 did in scotland and her legacy in scotland is very interesting but i find it's like edith matilda was
01:31:04.640 it if edith matilda hadn't made the decisions that she made we wouldn't be talking about her
01:31:11.080 like she put together she organized she like edith matilda would use pinterest and she would
01:31:19.320 have given she would have been like this is how I'm going to get my mum canonized and like not
01:31:23.460 only did she eventually get her mum canonized I think what she was doing in that moment of I'm
01:31:29.280 gonna have this this visa written about her was I'm gonna back up what my brothers are struggling
01:31:35.880 with in Scotland so David who was obviously one of the youngest I think he was the youngest child
01:31:42.500 lived in England with Edith Matilda when she was queen like at her royal court for a bit
01:31:48.140 and that's another thing i forgot to say about this when the anarchy happened with empress
01:31:53.920 matilda her uncle david fought on her behalf and was kind of involved and that's this david that's
01:32:01.580 david yeah so margaret's youngest son david who is sometimes um referred to as like saint david
01:32:08.760 like there's um there's like a park that's called like royal saint david and but he was never
01:32:14.940 actually he's never actually canonized sorry only margaret was so sucks to be you guys i guess
01:32:20.560 like robert the bruce was another one that there were understandably people wanted uh him canonized
01:32:27.020 and i don't know i'm just like well you can't sorry it's only for margaret
01:32:31.240 she's the only one yeah so i love that for her but yeah this the impact that she had i think
01:32:41.480 is short term and long term and I don't know if she would ever have been like I'm gonna have that
01:32:50.060 long term I think if somebody said to her like on her deathbed you're gonna get canonized she'd be
01:32:55.020 like yeah I know like I think she backed herself but the way everything would play out I don't
01:33:02.500 what she also would have been like what do you mean this happened in a hundred years that's
01:33:06.740 really distant from me now I don't like she wouldn't be able to understand what we're doing
01:33:11.040 now yeah obviously but in terms of i think she would know that she would make ways
01:33:17.060 i love that she is so remembered in all these ways still i love that it's part it's like largely
01:33:24.300 because her daughter commissioned this work but also just so often women who are like this queens
01:33:30.260 i guess who get married and do a good job and have a bunch of children and then die like how many 1.00
01:33:37.600 Queens did that. Lots. But we don't know about them, but her we do. So I appreciate that. 0.99
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01:36:23.640 exactly like it's very much almost kind of uh a chance of fate that we do have so much about her
01:36:32.220 now um and i do think oh yeah because we've got we've got the ratings i have written down
01:36:38.120 what i think her ratings will be oh we're gonna get to the ratings for sure yeah and this will
01:36:42.900 be interesting and i do want to say i don't know it's interesting like i do the ratings just to
01:36:47.180 compare everyone who i talk about on the podcast to each other in four random areas it's very rare
01:36:52.500 for anyone to score highly in all of them like i feel like she's yeah she don't don't get excited
01:36:57.620 it's like that miracle with the with the book it's nothing to write home about exactly i mean
01:37:02.240 i will say that the lowest score anyone has ever gotten was one um queen charlotte queen charlotte
01:37:08.000 got one oh bless her we she was just a really boring person i think with a lot of the um 0.88
01:37:14.540 the women that you talk about i think some of them would be they would want a lower score yes 1.00
01:37:21.540 exactly and i think queen of charlotte would be mad we even gave her one probably
01:37:25.080 like you know maybe in some ways they would they would be like oh no i understand i get that but i
01:37:31.620 think they would it's like the opposite of what but then that's i think is that's the thing about
01:37:37.560 history isn't it we're seeing it through unapologetically sometimes through our eyes
01:37:42.680 and they would be horrified and mortified that we have have bigged up these things that maybe they
01:37:50.920 would not have wanted emphasis
01:37:52.960 brought upon. Well that's exactly
01:37:54.980 like I think Margaret is 0.56
01:37:56.780 like again like the sort of people who we don't
01:37:59.020 hear about a lot are people who are just like married
01:38:01.020 successfully and had children and didn't
01:38:03.120 do anything scandalous. I think they'd be like
01:38:05.040 good. I forget where I read this but someone said
01:38:07.180 at some point in history like a woman's
01:38:09.300 name should only be
01:38:10.660 written down like when she's born, when she's married
01:38:13.040 and when she dies. Like that means that she lived
01:38:15.360 properly.
01:38:17.220 Yeah. Because she 1.00
01:38:18.960 got married she had children then she died it's like well that's the thing because Margaret became
01:38:26.700 it was so important suddenly to have her have this huge like publicity because when you look
01:38:35.960 at it compared to like the Malcolm side who were like oh no we're gonna be king instead
01:38:41.080 you couldn't say like Margaret's sons couldn't say what was the point in them bigging up their
01:38:48.740 relationship to Malcolm like you ain't special those guys are related to Malcolm too Margaret
01:38:53.960 was the secret weapon she was she was the nuclear bomb of the 1090s where it's like no no we have
01:39:03.720 we have something that you don't have like sorry Inger Bjorg who I think I don't obviously we don't
01:39:11.140 know if she had died before Malcolm married Margaret but I don't think we even know like
01:39:15.520 when that might have happened she's very most of the time she's not mentioned in discussions of
01:39:22.260 Margaret it's only the stuff where it's like specifically a biography of her that we get
01:39:27.160 um Ingeborg mentioned um so and it's she has there's a lot of reverence uh dedicated to her
01:39:37.940 by Scottish uh historians like throughout the centuries there is there's one I'm looking at
01:39:44.820 right now michael lynch and he's very very good historian um but he is he basically kind of
01:39:54.140 doesn't buy that she was as involved in like the reform of the church well what does hepburn think
01:40:01.160 about it she's got some real thoughts here what do you think about her involvement in the reform
01:40:06.720 of the church hepburn yeah she's got that's what i thought she was gonna say yeah you're so right
01:40:14.160 exactly i mean case case closed exactly exactly but yeah that so there's kind of you get some
01:40:21.660 people kind of being like oh you know she just rode roughshod over everyone like it was so unfair 0.99
01:40:25.420 and she just kind of like was tyrannical and then you've got some people being like she probably
01:40:29.820 didn't do anything it's like she kind of can't win in that respect so yeah i mean we'll get to
01:40:36.040 the scoring and i mean again it's it's rare for anyone to score highly in all of the categories
01:40:40.660 and that's why there are four different categories so that people everyone has
01:40:43.960 chance to score highly in at least one and so the first category is
01:40:47.960 scandalousness how scandalous was she in her time I mean you have your thoughts
01:40:54.560 you've written down I'll just say based on everything that you shared with us
01:40:57.560 like I don't think at all except for her involvement in who's going to be king
01:41:02.660 of England and who is she backing and just her not her doing anything but just
01:41:08.860 like her existence was maybe she could have she could have been a problem yeah i think from the
01:41:16.500 from the norman's perspective it's like we need to like edgar was definitely and he edgar did get
01:41:23.380 involved back and forth with different rebellions and they never came to anything but yeah the the
01:41:29.300 family they had a a claim whether or not they were ever going to be able to make good or no
01:41:35.400 they're always kind of there in the background um I have given her a one in terms of scandasticity
01:41:41.360 so I think there's the the point of can we take the reading of like her biography at face value
01:41:48.880 but I think either way she was very in keeping with um how royal piety should look and even
01:41:56.900 though Targo did kind of struggle at times to push her into this kind of these models of sanctity
01:42:03.000 she was not doing anything that was like super outrageous like when I was when I was going
01:42:10.640 through like her biography and stuff sometimes it's like wow this woman did not know how to have 0.96
01:42:16.480 fun like she was a killjoy she's just she's always admonishing someone for something there's
01:42:22.660 one point where she kind of delivers Malcolm a list of like things he's doing wrong as king
01:42:27.280 and one of them is like you have to stop taking bribes and it's like let people enjoy things
01:42:32.520 she's just if if you said right you have to have a weekend away with either saint margaret
01:42:39.700 or her eventual descendant margaret tudor i know who i would be picking i mean like
01:42:45.960 saint margaret would be one of those people you go on holiday and she makes you go for like a run
01:42:51.040 in the morning whereas like margaret tudor would be like right nobody is leaving nobody is leaving
01:42:57.540 their bed before 1 p.m. and then we go to brunch like saint margaret was i don't think she was
01:43:03.140 particularly entertaining no she'd be like we're gonna go to this cave this cave in scotland we're
01:43:09.940 gonna be underdressed and we're just gonna fast yeah oh god just absolutely it sounds it sounds
01:43:17.720 absolutely insufferable at times to be honest but you know that's the cost of canonization
01:43:22.800 and it is a it's a price i would never be willing to pay but if it's important to you that's what
01:43:29.200 you need to do scheminess so this is like not i mean i think she'd be horrified that we would
01:43:35.820 ever accuse her of scheminess but just it's not i don't think she did any literal schemes but just
01:43:41.040 sort of like coming up with plans doing things and she did do things like she the abby's and the
01:43:46.440 her involvement whatever it was with like christianity developing i think she was very
01:43:52.600 organized exactly yeah but but it was never in kind of like a subversive way but i think you
01:44:00.920 also said about like resilience under this and i think if we're talking about how like resilient
01:44:06.020 she is that's like a high i would say because like she's you know randomly born in hungary
01:44:12.640 ends up moving halfway across the continent her dad immediately dies her brother's potential
01:44:19.540 claim to the throne is extinguished by an incredibly violent invasion she ends up fleeing
01:44:25.200 for her life and then somehow ends up becoming scotland's only canonized royal like she secured
01:44:33.080 the bag like she did like not everybody in that life would have i wouldn't thrive no
01:44:42.360 exactly like she somehow she had some sort of like some terms of scheminess it's just like
01:44:46.740 this happens to me okay let's do this like let's flee to here let's agree to this marriage like so
01:44:51.900 it's she was making decisions yeah that's why I kind of think that she would have accepted that 1.00
01:44:58.520 she had to marry like I just think I think she was she was worldly is no way like she knew what
01:45:07.060 life was about she wasn't naive in any uh in any way like even the way she is in her piety and
01:45:15.840 stuff she's like this is what's gonna happen and this is how now go and do it like she's very
01:45:23.180 because she does like there's um it's her being dramatic all the time as well but he has her like
01:45:29.500 basically reading the riot act to different clergy and like this is how you're gonna do it and this
01:45:34.440 is why and there's one bit she's actually kind of shady there's um it's talking about the uh
01:45:42.240 observance of lent and she says you're not fasting for long enough and they're like no we are we're
01:45:48.980 fasting for this however many days and she's like wow according to the book of blah blah and she's
01:45:55.020 like and if you take three away from and carry the one yeah exactly that's what I thought and
01:46:00.540 they're like oh okay sorry so she's she's um she's she knows what she's about and i think
01:46:08.400 it's not scheming us in a subversive way but it's scheming us in a strategic yes way and i think
01:46:14.520 that is kind of more what i'm thinking of for this category for her but also like to go there
01:46:20.380 in this very fractured chaotic world and to be married to the king of scotland and to be like 1.00
01:46:25.780 you know i'm gonna do like change how religion works like she could have been murdered she could
01:46:29.940 have been exiled but she wasn't so she must have made we don't know this but like clearly she would 0.52
01:46:35.500 have made strategic alliances like she made sure that her husband supported her so that's it's like
01:46:39.680 behind the scenes she did stuff we just don't know what it was there's also there's a couple of
01:46:45.500 letters from her and i i can't remember if they're i think they're to her but in response to letters
01:46:52.920 from the archbishop of canterbury and it's basically her setting up that monastery at dunfermline
01:46:59.940 and she it is implied by the letter that she has written and been like can you send me some monks
01:47:05.620 um and he's like yeah no send them back when you're done have at it um so she has an independence
01:47:14.480 from malcolm in that respect like you know they were for they she was never like sidelining him
01:47:22.180 at all but i don't think she i do not think she ever would have asked his permission to do these
01:47:28.720 things or even if she did ask the expectation she was like and you will say yes so i would say like
01:47:36.060 a seven yeah i agree i agree i think you know the her biographer is being very careful to write her
01:47:43.900 in this way but between the lines and just things we know that she did there was there was it reminds
01:47:49.580 me of like those frankish queens and stuff like people where it's like you had to make the right
01:47:54.620 alliances like her hit like the fact that he was king and she was queen and she had all these
01:48:01.360 children and nobody usurped him and nobody you know like that doesn't that doesn't happen with
01:48:07.380 no effort like you have to be like on your game it's that kind of key um role of queens in the
01:48:17.360 medieval period where it's like they were a partner a junior partner but I remember I did
01:48:25.100 it was when that like audio on reels and whatever where it was like go ahead what is it go ahead 0.97
01:48:32.600 light that candle or something but it was basically like go on say something stupid and I will tell 0.86
01:48:39.320 you you're wrong and so I had it as people saying like oh but medieval queens have no power I was 0.94
01:48:44.920 like that's they were partners they did not have the same power as their husband but they had a
01:48:53.780 power and those who could could be clever enough to use it to enormous benefit and I think that's
01:49:02.060 what she was doing and like she did she allied with her husband she um I think Tago does talk
01:49:09.640 about like her welcoming foreign dignitaries and apparently she was um like oh let's make let's 0.97
01:49:16.340 make being royal nicer like it's kind of shit can we just like have a few more can we just do 1.00
01:49:22.040 something about the decor basically um and then she gives them a load of kids and she enables 0.97
01:49:27.120 scotland to have dynastic security after the kind of hubbub after her immediate death but eventually
01:49:35.120 and it stays um in that dynasty for until now really i guess you know how it was sort of the
01:49:44.520 dynasty is always and then we've got like the spindle side and this and the other but um yeah
01:49:49.300 she she um she did that she did that she did the same okay significance i mean i know this is a
01:49:57.440 high one yeah i've put a nine i think do you know what i've put a nine because a 10 seems like
01:50:03.980 overdoing it but i think she's a 10 i think she's a 10 like what how much more significance could
01:50:08.800 anyone have she is apart from american scots i would say she's one of the most like she's had
01:50:14.300 the most impact and i think from the moment she married malcolm a series of events was set in
01:50:21.360 motion that made her like the foundational matriarch for the scottish royal dynasty and
01:50:28.720 like her image was a pivotal piece of scottish propaganda and like robert the bruce who is you
01:50:36.220 know scott's most famous king was obsessed with her so his body was buried at dunfermline um even
01:50:43.780 though his heart is at melrose abbey um do you know what happened to robert the bruce's heart
01:50:49.340 it's quite a fun story no no please so when he died he asked his bestie um i think it was yeah
01:50:57.220 james douglas of the black douglases and was like can you take my remains on crusade and they were
01:51:04.420 like sure and then the holy land was obviously quite far away and there was um crusading activities 0.57
01:51:11.040 happening in spain so james was like i'll take i think it was like i'll just take the heart
01:51:16.680 like which had been embalmed and stuff and i'm going to take it on crusade um in spain and
01:51:22.940 apparently james douglas he had it like on a reliquary around the neck he yeeted it
01:51:29.640 at the opposing army and he was killed in this but his body i think was recovered
01:51:37.600 and the heart was recovered and is now at melrose abbey um i can't remember if robert the bruce
01:51:44.360 wanted them to be separate but i guarantee whoever is in charge of melrose abbey now
01:51:50.380 is very glad that that decision was made because pilgrims mean prizes and it's an excuse if you've
01:51:59.180 got something to do with Robert the Bruce tourists come so I think they're probably quite glad that
01:52:04.240 they've got the bit of his heart and then yeah his body was in Dunfermline along with both his
01:52:10.900 wives I think um and then there's a list of like all the people who were buried there and it was
01:52:16.520 like some of his sisters were and like not was it I think possibly some in-laws as well and like 0.98
01:52:23.000 some like his son-in-law is also buried there so he was clearly like everybody let's meet a dumb 0.93
01:52:29.260 family and hopefully we can we can appear to some some pilgrims and scare them like in a big group 0.88
01:52:35.780 of ghosts and yeah Margaret can be your spokesperson and just everyone hangs out there's also when I
01:52:42.860 was doing one of my essays on this I was trying to look something up to do with Malcolm like
01:52:47.400 who's related to so and so whatever and it said it had like a family tree of his and one of the
01:52:55.120 people in the family tree was somebody called Princess Catherine or Katerina and I was like
01:52:59.880 oh I didn't know that was like that's not a very common a common name in that period so I looked
01:53:05.120 into it and I had accidentally found the fandom Wikipedia page for a cartoon called Gargoyles
01:53:12.220 which has a character based on malcolm the third and i was it was a very strange thing to stumble
01:53:21.520 upon so maybe his significant he would have a significance in that his i think he should get
01:53:28.580 some points on the significance for being famous enough he's in mcbeth and he's in the children's
01:53:35.220 tv show gargoyles gargoyles what more do you want exactly well i mean so many people are not
01:53:40.800 remembered and those are two pretty iconic ways to be remembered yeah but yeah 100% I think the
01:53:45.700 10 for significance like what you were saying about the like people from Hungary were revering
01:53:50.600 her like the fact that she's like in this in this church in Wessex it's just like everywhere she
01:53:56.060 ever like the fact that there's a parade every year for her shoulder bone I know like and they
01:54:01.180 changed but so she was she died in November and I think it was the 18th November and they were like
01:54:07.940 that's her feast day but then i think one of the kings changed it because they they wanted it to
01:54:13.160 be like in the summer or something so the catholic church now uh it's like we do at some point in
01:54:20.760 june um which is very useful if you are a church in scotland i think more people are going to come
01:54:26.540 to a parade in june than they would in november but yeah they like have it in a in a reliquary
01:54:32.420 and they they take on a little parade well now i'm picturing that's nice for her like i like that
01:54:36.960 i love that actually for her but also i'm like now i'm picturing you know there's a ceremonial
01:54:41.520 like people just yeet books into a river and then just like see which one is the most dry and then
01:54:46.060 you win a prize or something i don't know that would be amazing or you can have i don't know if
01:54:50.580 you have in the um you're in canada yeah i don't know if you have like the hookah duck things at
01:54:56.160 fairgrounds oh yeah yeah so you could have that but it's like a little it's a little book and
01:55:01.340 you're you're fishing it out yeah which i need to look this up because when i was thinking about
01:55:06.020 this yesterday so the the the book would have been made of uh valium or parchment which is animal
01:55:12.160 skin and i was like are they not slightly waterproof yeah exactly so i'm not like i'd
01:55:19.720 have to double check it might be the the way they're treated kind of removes any of that but
01:55:24.640 i also feel like like the book itself exists and it's like oh yeah this looks a little water
01:55:28.340 damaged it's like yeah so maybe it wasn't at the bottom of the river oh this is like a coffee table
01:55:35.780 imagine if it was the actual book and i just had it next oh you just have it cool that's cool
01:55:39.220 no but i mean like so maybe he dropped it next to the river like there's so many ways where this
01:55:44.260 is potentially not miraculous she's just listeners she's showing me a picture right now
01:55:48.260 this is i will yeah i'll send you the pictures this is not from the gospel book but this is in
01:55:54.400 do you see that's the coat of arms of edward the confessor so it's got these little birds
01:56:01.840 and so she's been there's a few there's a whole bunch of i think they're called armorials or
01:56:06.600 something and um most of the time when you are trying to find an image of a medieval scottish
01:56:11.500 queen these like later medieval armorials had like the royal couples like drawn so you get you
01:56:19.100 get her with her little her her little signature as it is and like on the the little booklet that
01:56:27.340 they gave me oh the margaret the margaret society of margaret yeah and then you can see that it's
01:56:33.240 got like the that's the lion which is uh one of the flags of scotland and then it's got the thing
01:56:38.660 and you send me those pictures after and then i can listen as you can there'll be a link in the
01:56:44.020 show notes so you can see these all it's the chapel itself is absolutely absolutely beautiful
01:56:49.620 highly highly recommend and you know enjoy getting stuck in a rockery as i did i was just like
01:56:56.860 and then some people so some in my chat and people are like are you okay and I'm like yeah
01:57:03.720 she's just coming it's fine this happens all the time the final category to score
01:57:10.640 is the sexism bonus and this is there for people who could have accomplished more were it not for
01:57:16.640 sexism I don't feel like that played a part in her story at all unless yeah like the only place
01:57:24.760 where I think it would come up like arguably she's written in a way that is in keeping with
01:57:30.580 ideals about gender and so the whole virgin martyr paradigm and all that kind of thing
01:57:37.100 um and obviously we don't know if that is an accurate reflection 100% of her so you could
01:57:43.420 argue that she is being kind of molded into the ideals of a patriarchal society um but where I
01:57:52.100 would say she does face the sexism is with walter bauer who i'm not like i'm not he's whatever but
01:58:00.900 um he yeah he kind of invents this idea that she wouldn't move without malcolm being moved to
01:58:10.420 i'm just like why why is that necessary and uh when i was writing about it at uni one of the
01:58:17.260 um historians was kind of talking about potentially like the ideals of what a queen
01:58:21.780 should be had changed by the time it got to like walter bower's era in the 1400s i think
01:58:28.060 and so yeah she she gets demoted slowly i think it's more to do with this this cross purpose with
01:58:36.320 targo um but it just feels like in all the other literature malcolm he's just ken but he's fine
01:58:46.760 with that and then walter bauer is like no he wants his mojo dojo castle house and it's like
01:58:54.560 could you not have just he was fine he was perfectly happy and then what about was like
01:58:59.620 oh poor malcolm like margaret has to you know submit to him slightly and she can't do anything
01:59:04.640 without malcolm and it's like really like he was just there it was fine is he is walter bauer the
01:59:11.300 one who also said like and maybe she wasn't involved in changing the religion well i don't
01:59:17.560 know how i don't know if he really talks about that but the one who a lot of the historians
01:59:21.840 are skeptical about that are modern modern ones so my man michael lynch walter bauer is
01:59:29.000 15th century yes so he wrote this scottic chronicon which is like it's a very important
01:59:38.960 book etc etc but it's basically a previous work by this guy jonathan fordun and it's um taken
01:59:46.460 and that walter bauer just adds stuff to it so he didn't do as much work as jonathan fordun did
01:59:53.200 but um yeah but i just think we we get such a view of margaret as it's never like she's rebelling
02:00:03.200 well actually so she never rebels against her husband so she does steal from him um there's
02:00:09.300 like a bit where she keeps like stealing his money to go and give it to the poor and Malcolm
02:00:13.980 knows it's happening and like pretends like oh naughty Margaret Batchley is fine with it
02:00:20.660 um which is kind of a weird dynamic but I guess it made sense then and yeah Walter Bauer he's like
02:00:28.160 the only one you almost get the perspective that he thinks malcolm would be upset about not getting
02:00:34.620 like also credit for all of this but malcolm is a himbo he is a good man and i just i genuinely do
02:00:43.440 not i genuinely think he'd be like no good for her he'd just be happy for her to do that like he 0.85
02:00:50.460 could have come to any of those miracle apparitions but he only comes to one whereas the battle is
02:00:57.980 being taken place um and he doesn't even speak if he wanted to speak he would have spoken
02:01:03.680 so i think walter bauer is assuming too much about malcolm unlike me who is psychic and knows
02:01:11.700 exactly what malcolm would have wanted exactly exactly like you get it he didn't exactly exactly
02:01:19.000 so and st margaret i'm the one who's her now represent representation walter bauer isn't
02:01:27.980 no exactly like you like she helped you with that paper you got the good mark
02:01:33.280 exactly like how many times have you visited her chapel like you are here for her like I think I
02:01:40.860 visited her chapel I've been to Edinburgh Castle three times and visited it each time and then
02:01:46.360 the time that I got stuck in the rockery was uh we'd been in it and then we went around again and
02:01:52.340 then just before we about to leave I was like oh I'm gonna go go see it again and that's when I got
02:01:56.220 stuck in a rock that was her being like too much you can't visit me this much she's like please get
02:02:02.300 life go little did she know I was going to come back to Salisbury Cathedral and make that I have
02:02:10.440 to know like it is my Richard III you know the woman who was obsessed with finding Richard III's
02:02:16.420 body and then she found it this is going to be mine it's going to be the lowest stakes history
02:02:22.480 mystery ever but I have to I've like I've got timelines I've got like it can't have been earlier
02:02:30.340 than this it must have been later than that and she was clear like the chapel there we have
02:02:36.260 evidence of people giving their money to be like you can um can you say prayers to Margaret for me
02:02:42.660 and then there's a point I think in like 1468 where there is a record from a bishop who visited
02:02:49.760 to kind of do like check that everything was was going okay and he complained he was like oh in
02:02:57.480 whatever year um some money was given 50 pounds was given which was a huge amount of money then
02:03:03.440 to say prayers for um this person at Margaret's Chapel but nobody's done it yet so can you like
02:03:10.560 get on with it so we clearly know if somebody is leaving 50 pounds for stuff to be said at her
02:03:16.560 alter like she clearly was popular down there so i'm like did we what happened was it that she was
02:03:25.040 really really popular and then she's been forgotten or was it that she was briefly this one guy was
02:03:32.580 like oh yeah and then nothing really one guy really liked your got the thing commissioned
02:03:37.240 like paid the money and it was just this one guy who was just really into it and then he died and
02:03:41.720 everyone's like okay moving on maybe it was that that would be a great answer because yeah there's
02:03:46.340 just um all of the other the other chapels it's very boring like oh i think catherine of alexandria
02:03:53.560 is there and john the baptist there is edmund of abingdon um who is the only other like uk-based
02:04:00.860 abingdon's uh near oxford i think um so that's like the only other uk-based saint there um that
02:04:10.400 you would consider like relative to to uh margaret possibly but yeah and it's just like i i have
02:04:18.220 bought so many books of sorcery cathedral and none of them mention her okay so where do we land for 0.73
02:04:24.440 this sexism i would say a five just because walter bauer yap yap in and also i think because it's
02:04:35.360 it's a case of do we know a hundred percent that the version we've got from turgo and from other
02:04:42.240 sources is not also filtered through sexism no exactly yeah i think just her what she was like
02:04:50.680 is now so divorced from what she actually was like and it's so bound up these ideas of like
02:04:56.220 what a queen should be and what a woman should be and there's it's very interesting like her
02:05:00.960 impact on queenship specifically in Scotland so obviously we talked about the shirt that she has 0.99
02:05:06.720 um that gets used as a relic slash her head typical American of Scots like no I don't just 1.00
02:05:14.200 want her shirt I want her disembodied preserved head so you know she always got to do one better
02:05:22.500 than everybody um but yeah there's a lot of kind of assessment of whether or not other queens of
02:05:28.440 scotland kind of learned from her or perhaps even if they didn't learn you they were clearly
02:05:35.360 encouraged to be like this is who you need to be exactly like look at her she just had a bunch of
02:05:41.740 babies and was really religious and she didn't whatever she didn't try to lead an army she
02:05:46.480 didn't try to start a revolution and it's like maybe she did we don't know but then we then get
02:05:51.920 that miracle of her in like that militarized setting where it's like this battle and she
02:05:58.160 basically I don't think she has a sword but I think the other the what's meant to be her husband
02:06:03.880 and some of her sons they're in coats of armor I think and then she's in like a white dress
02:06:09.480 and but she's like this was the kingdom of Scotland was entrusted to me and my heirs
02:06:16.960 so she's it's she's not being militaristic she's not being kind of militant but it is
02:06:25.460 she ends up getting used in a military capacity with the wars of independence and stuff
02:06:30.760 um and ends up getting used for that purpose even though she herself didn't really have any
02:06:38.460 anything to do with kind of the any kind of conquest or anything like that she's just a
02:06:44.340 multi-purpose icon she ends up becoming like all things to all people like she becomes very useful
02:06:51.760 for different purposes and i guess we are just another level of that part we are just a new
02:06:59.220 iteration of what it is we we think of hers yeah it's true just kind of you see in her what
02:07:04.380 one wants to like there's just a lot of ways you can take it i just want to let you know her final
02:07:10.020 score then is a 23 out of 40 which is when it's not too bad no that's actually quite good um and
02:07:16.160 when I look at the scale that's the same score as Boudicca so love that redhead unite exactly
02:07:22.800 I think Margaret might have been a redhead as well I'm sure there is a record we have from
02:07:30.420 the 18th century of somebody who saw her head when it was in France and I'm pretty sure they
02:07:36.740 said she was ginger yeah so you know what that doesn't surprise me because there's a lot of
02:07:43.960 badass ginger women exactly including I saw a thing that was like I think it was a quote from 1.00
02:07:51.620 Mark Twain about how redheads instead of being descended from like primates or whatever that 1.00
02:07:58.220 redheads are descended from cats I would I hope so I know like I buy it I like Hepburn and I you 0.91
02:08:05.220 she was talking here earlier like she and i converse constantly yeah i picked up mini and 1.00
02:08:10.600 i was like are we related gotta have so yeah okay so fabulous i think a 23 is wonderful i love that
02:08:19.060 she's there with vodka they can hang out in ghost heaven together so ek tell everybody about all the
02:08:26.880 places where they can follow all of your works online and what you're up to so i'm probably most
02:08:32.600 often found on instagram i ran a little page called it's like history where the goal is to
02:08:39.640 tell people about history in ways that are usually entertaining but always informative
02:08:45.700 doing kind of little reels and uh what's the word like the lip syncing to different means
02:08:52.720 um because i believe with all my heart that pop culture is an excellent way through which to learn
02:09:00.080 about history because history is just the pop culture of the past um so yeah i'm on instagram
02:09:05.320 at it's like history and then i also have a patreon uh that you can donate to which is
02:09:10.600 currently under explain which is e-k-s-p-l-a-i-n-e um i've not yet transferred it over to the it's
02:09:19.640 like history and i also have a youtube channel where i do video essays but not particularly
02:09:25.100 frequently but if you keep an eye on my instagram and then if i do post any new video essays
02:09:29.700 that is where they shall be found so I want to just mention that when I was doing my
02:09:35.220 unending Mary Queen of Scots series which involved episodes on Mary of Guise and Margaret Tudor
02:09:42.440 like I was scrolling through Instagram and just like every week I'm just like what's the best
02:09:46.700 reel that EK has done on exactly this topic and people are like I understand the references now
02:09:51.280 there's margaret shooter especially is like get like paris hilton that's the vibe like it's so
02:09:59.580 much about pop culture that is how i approach how i study her because that's all it is like pop
02:10:05.740 culture is just people doing stuff today so why would it not be people doing stuff then um and
02:10:11.860 yeah so she is just like a unending inspiration that i very often i always i could fire off margaret
02:10:20.120 Tudor reels every other day and I have to be like no you have to make something about somebody else
02:10:26.700 but because kind of um I generally am found in kind of late medieval western Europe
02:10:32.360 with a particular emphasis on Scotland and yeah Margaret Tudor is one of the I would say she's
02:10:38.940 one of the most entertaining I don't know if you found this she has sad parts to her story as well
02:10:44.480 but she's one of those people where you really understand the mistakes that she made you can
02:10:50.240 understand why and how she made those mistakes was she I'm just trying to I remember there's
02:10:55.680 so many iconic moments she's done but wasn't she the one who like her dirtbag husband was like
02:11:00.560 trying to come to Edinburgh and she just like pointed all the cannons at him and then he left
02:11:04.520 so I think that was at Holyrood house so she was there and I think I think maybe Archibald
02:11:11.340 douglas the sixth earl of angus i think he was either coming from outside the city or he's
02:11:17.320 coming from edinburgh castle and she was like put the cannons on him i don't want to see him
02:11:22.840 and then i think one of the english ambassadors or some kind of diplomat is like oh my god what
02:11:28.080 is she doing and margaret is like basically go away don't don't involve yourself in in this this
02:11:35.160 this has nothing to do with you leave please um and she did i i don't think she did ever fire any
02:11:41.220 I don't think she did I think just pointing them and aiming them and him realizing that was enough
02:11:45.500 to make him oh no yeah yeah she um she was she was very young when she became queen and very
02:11:52.060 young when she became widowed and I think she she made a lot of mistakes and she she was very proud
02:12:02.540 she was very willful like I did find when I watched the Spanish princess and it was the
02:12:10.480 version of her I can't remember her name but she's Lucy from the Chronicles of Narnia I thought her
02:12:16.660 portrayal was really really good where she's kind of a bit of a brat at times she's not necessarily
02:12:23.740 the smartest person in the room but she is the most determined that she really tried to make the
02:12:29.100 best of a bad lot at times and I think she's very unfairly maligned uh in kind of Scottish history
02:12:36.620 um usually by men she would i i can't remember what you rated her she would i think get
02:12:42.680 quite a high um rating under sexism especially let me let me look yeah and she's one i'm i was
02:12:50.100 really happy that she was on the spanish princess because like you've also been you've been watching
02:12:54.480 the tutors and stuff but um she is so often like people are like oh what henry the eighth sisters
02:13:00.700 I didn't know it's like yeah they were so fascinating um let me see there's so many
02:13:06.460 markets and obviously it's with Margaret Tudor it's kind of similar to Margaret of Scotland
02:13:10.980 in that they became this huge dynastic she'd be like retroactively she's so important she got a
02:13:16.440 31.5 Margaret Tudor that's almost 10 more her daughter Margaret Douglas got a 28 um I really
02:13:24.960 leaned into there's there's six people called Margaret's I'm just doing a searching my back
02:13:29.380 they're everywhere it's always her and then margaret of antioch is the the one that people
02:13:34.260 are very often named after as well who like she was fine i guess oh i got eaten by a dragon and
02:13:41.500 then the dragon slash demon slash serpent spat me out it's it's i get that that's more exciting
02:13:50.000 than oh i dropped a book and it was miraculously dry um but you know what is it you know back then
02:13:56.920 books were so valuable to have a book yeah you know exactly like the person like the courier
02:14:07.060 who was bringing the book must have just been like oh my god thank god like never mind never
02:14:14.700 mind that being a uh like example of margaret's holiness i think potentially we should be looking
02:14:20.860 at this courier because he had some form of grace on his side you know what we call it her miracle
02:14:27.680 because she wanted to read the book but like he's it was he's the one who is he praying to when he
02:14:33.120 went back to get the book exactly oh my goodness if he appeared to you headless or not as a ghost
02:14:40.340 i don't i don't know who i would find more intimidating i don't know this random courier
02:14:45.340 the courier might be the one with the secret powers i don't know ek thank you so much for
02:14:51.400 joining me this is a dream um you're i'm happy to have you back some other time and i will scheme
02:14:56.580 a way to make that happen so i will make a point of doing so thank you very much for having me it's
02:15:02.740 been absolutely lovely chatting to you on instagram as well as now on here it's always nice to kind of
02:15:09.540 make connections and stuff over instagram just as once i'm sure margaret would have wanted
02:15:15.040 all of her daughters to do etc exactly thank you so much thank you and thank you Hepburn
02:15:23.100 for saying hello and thank you Minnie for being such a pleasant yeah she's probably
02:15:27.020 gone downstairs by now but yeah but she was very patient and much less noisy as my cat
02:15:31.620 so the first reminder that I wanted to remind everybody about is that all this month 0.99
02:15:44.420 which is Women's History Month. We're doing a book club online about the book, The Tower by
02:15:50.540 Flora Carr, which is a historical fiction novel about Mary Queen of Scots during the time when
02:15:55.320 she was in prison in Loch Leven, trapped in this tower with just Mary Seton was there.
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